Ongezellig Reanimated Collab
What if we did one of those collabs where one person each reanimates a scene and it all gets spliced together? We can do Deel 1 for thisZelligCraft
Hello Zaryans, This is my gift back to the community, an unofficial soyzellig minecraft server. This will be anarchy, using speedhacks, or flying is just going to stop the player, but ESP and wallhacks are enabled. This is going to be an Anarchy server, every Zaryan must fend for himself. You can make alliances with eachother and make groups and bases. Spamming will be automuted. I will NOT be admin abusing in any shape or kind and will be RARELY using my operator for fixing slight things or banning people who lag, or make the server unplayable. I don't know how this will turn out sojiggie.fun thread
Solve puzzles or somethinghow?
what do they use to make these songs? i want to make 'zellig songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30DwpIzPbZ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg2bsfakyyU'zellig /co/ moment thread
Post screenshots about /co/ coomerpost or something like that.Newest Shitstone plebbit just dropped
We should raid it or somethingOP has autism denial disorder btw
We all once watched the zellig for the first time. The first impressions, received during the viewing process, are undoubtedly priceless. And I would like to share one of these with (You).VAs voices got posted
http://youtube.com/post/UgkxZKgwnm-kHsWtuQFQAeD0gK-OFtbzH32D?si=2qqdCT_RBK5ce50rdutch learning thread
This is a thread meant to encourage people to take on dutch and start learning it. Share resources or information that you consider valuable, or something.Slavic schizo rant
I think we all know the fact that all main characters in 'zellig are from countries related to netherlands historicaly (no shit sherlock)Janitor applications.. open!
Hello loyal and trusted Zaryans.Transmission from the year 2039
This message i posted on july 6 of 2039, then sent into the timesender.An interview with Massa around late 2011
GARTIC PHONE
HOSTING GARTIC PHONELore information nobody cares about
Erhmmmm… Did you know that Mymy was an autist from the beginning? I mean, users in the comment section was joking about her for acting like she was autistic. Then Massa used it in the show, gived Mymy a replica where she said Maya is a "healthy and lively autist".YouTube will start injecting ads directly into videos soon
<wordswordswords START ARCHIVING EVERYTHING FROM MASSA BEFORE ADS FUCK WITH EVERYTHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Gartic Phone
Drawing GEMS ONLYProving that Cleo is of African descent
There is a picture where it shows Cleo's information (below)Your show is woke lgbt trash
Its so funny that zelligcacas her are so in denial they think their show is a neo nazi right wing show even doe its not even close to being the case. They think that massa is a based alt-right figure even tho hes the opposite of thatActual continuity error
I noticed a legit continuity error, according to the student file ,(included) Maya's birthday is September 21st, 200x, BUT, on the Maya's sweet 16 comic, the last panel(also included) depicts the weather as being cold and overcast.New canon Ongezellig lore just dropped
Shortly after Massa announced he would no longer actively find a studio to make his ongezellig show, he did a q/a stream on, i think his discord, where he reveals alot of the lore and the things planned in ongezellig. Thanks to this dude in kiwifarms for "leaking" itStrange Pastebin I found
Posted on May 8th, 2019: https://pastebin.com/yKvRnsze/TV/ 200000000 GET IS COMING
YOU WILL STEAL IT!4CUCK'S /VT/ 77777777 GET IS APPROACHING
PREPARE TO STEAL IT!HEED MY WARNING
In a few months time, Zoot due to losing interest in sharty and 'zellig culture and getting a life (going to animation school, getting a girlfriend), will sell soyzellig.party to someone, fortunately not being abandoned. That person will be a russian pedophile, who will contract AIDS because of an attempt to bone a girl (that he brainwashed to look and act like Mymy, but thats not important). Does this all sound familiar to you? This is the exact same timeline of events of the sharty, very interesting.2b2t takeover
2b2t, a kind of niche Minecraft Server, could be used to spread Ongezellig. For starters mostly,everyone on 2b2t are no lifes and are chuds. Yes there are some fags on 2b but its a fraction of the people. Second, they are a very enclosed group. Unlike every other faggot community, 2b2t came from late 4chan and worrying about trannies taking over Ongezellig isn't going to happen. To spread the word the best way is to make maparts, they are Minecraft maps that you can put designs on, we can ace these maps in the most populated areas on the server. There ARE some cons to this though. First, if you dont want to wait hours in their "queue" you can pay 20$ to skip the line whenever you want for a monthly fee, or a single time purchase for a month. Second, we need materials, there is a duplication glitch though. There are many talented people 2b2t and if we spread to there, Ongezellig might be better than ever, and wont be popular enough to get raided by faggots outsideroblox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRUKFN8kJmUThird time's the charm
Extended this guy's stuffmymy
So guys, bassicaly have a friend that likes soyjaks. I met the guy a year ago and he showed me cool video of Soyjaks dancing with song called "Weird science". I saw Coco shaking her hand at the begining. I said to him "What is this?". He explained to me that it's called Ongezellig. Year later I watched Ongezellig. Gotta say it's a good show. It's ironic because I ended up being a Soyteen and Zaryan.Project Zigle Zogle
Hallo allemaal!I wrote about Maya
Hallo allemaal.Project OngePunisher
Hello Everybody, I'm thequestion619 and I'm the creator and Leader of Project OngePunisher.The 'zellig effect is truly remarkable
I just cannot understand how zellig gained such a big community and even obsession over it. But I am personally a part of this effect. I mean, its just a stupid silly animation that doesn't even last 20 minutes in total. Normally when I find something like this on YT I think about it maybe for the rest of the day and forget about it. I have watched several much longer, deeper and more complex shows like BCS or AoT, and it's completely understandable for them to be stuck in my head for some time, but this?! I see I'm not alone with it albeit, so I wonder why is this happening? Why this short and rather shallow animation is getting stuck in so many people's heads? Is it because we are all fucking autists?ITT post copypastas (spoiler if too spicy or something)
I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".Last night Massa was in my dreams
I had this really weird sorta dream last night where I was at school just fooling around. at one point though during this dream I would be inside a classroom walking to a trash bin to throw something away. As I threw the trash I had I would accidently throw this tv remote that was apparently important that I needed to pull it out the trash bin. When I reached to grab the remote I would notice that there was bands of Dutch money that just so happen to be in the trash. My eyes would flare up instantly as I knew I was RICH! I remember quickly turning to my teacher who just so happened to be Massa himself. I quickly went up to him with the gazillion euros I found, asking Massa if he can take the euros and transfer it into usd like his some magic man or something. Massa looked slightly old and he was also bald but I was still some how able to assume that it was Massa. Massa would respond to me in kindness saying "yes my child you can transfer this money into usd, meet me later after class so we can arrange things" (idk if thats accurate but he said some shit like that). I never really got those euros transferred within my dream but later on after that encounter I was walking out of this other classroom and as I was passing by the class Massa was teaching in I saw him yelling at some kids to get to where they were supposed to be. I would end up telling him to stfu as I passed by since I found it annoying but yea that was my strange dream I had where Massa would end up being in.I recreated Zellig’s font for use (MassaGraph)
After spending an unreasonable amount of time scouring Massa’s background; getting all of the reference photos I could and tracing the letters in Illustrator, I am pleased to release a recreation of Massa’s font for use called MassaGraph.Million dollar zellig flag
Hi zaryans I am the one who bought the NOT PHOTOSHOPPED mymy on the soviet shellMaya is Aryan
Many people believe Maya is ethnically Indonesian however, you can tell just from her appearance that she is at least partially Aryan. The green eyes guarantee she has some White DNA. Light eye colors such as green are a uniquely White feature. Her skin is also barely darker than the other sisters. Even if she is from Indonesia does not mean she is ethnically Indonesian. Keep in mind, it has not even been confirmed she was born in Indonesia, that is just a theory.My plan
Hello ZARYANS, today I will be talking about my plan to learn Dutch using the popular Aryan TV gem ONGEZELLIG.Dumb Shill Idea: Operation OIU (Orange It Up)
Idea inspired by this post I saw on the sharty.R_Terra copypasta
"Living moving forwardSoyolinguistics
Dutch: ongezelligOngezellig Reanimated Collab #2
Post your finished work here, since Zooty Zoot can't fix pinned thread.Mother's Day
Hello my brothers! What are you doing in this beautiful sunday night? I've just finished making a special dinner for Mother's Day, she seemed so happy. Have you made something unique for your mother today? :3Rectification
There are three types of sexual paraphilias, they are:Dude, THIS IS JUST LIKE HOI4!!1!!!
Mayas bookshelf
By deel 6, Mayas room loses the broken mirror and gains a bookshelf, with books neatly arranged upon it.END OF ZELLIG
IT'S ACTUALLY OVER FOR REAL THIS TIMESong Request
MusicGODs can you please make a cover of Maya singing True Love Awaits by Radiohead?the sharty is going to raid you
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7150127.htmlOngezellig Sound Sources
Ongezellig has music.Geg
https://youtu.be/Aq1lkc4qfFkZellig image generation in Massa's style
What do you guys use to make zellig ai images in massa's style? Found these two in a thread a while back and I've tried to make similar pictures in various ai image generators and they just spit out animeslopOngezellig Roblox Hairs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieIPMc9oRCYnew here wat nou? (Margerald)
newGOD here.Operation cam appreciation day
My Fellow Zariyans, long have we existed in the shadows of the ongezellig community because of our behavior, our autism, and our failure to go 5 seconds without telling a girl why we think Blacks and Jews are the reason why human civilization as a whole is coming to a horrible end like soddom and gomorrah. But there is 1 man who accepts us for who we are, is kind and cool to us, treats us like he's one of our own. And that Man is Cam, and I feel that it's about time we give back to him for all the gemmy art and kindness he's given us.The ongezellig we made along the way
I feel like my time in the ongezellig community has been like berserk, vinland saga, and vagabond combined.Total Belgium Death. Dead Belgium Baby
TBD? TBD!ongezellig dark side
Hey there guys, I'm back from a 1 month hiatus to continue the investigation into the dark side of the ongezellig community. I talked to my friend and after some talking and advice gathering from wise figures we decided were back in the fucking game. It's now or never, gem or no gem at all.MUSIC CHANNEL CREATING SONGS INSPIRED BY THE ONGEZELLIG SERIES!!!!!
Personally, I think this channel deserves some attention.Ongezellig Mega Reference Compilation
I put together a mega collage of a lot of different zellig frames of the 3 girls (+Vera), including some pics from the Illustrations to help DrawGODs reference them when drawing (pics attached is about what you'll see). I tried to organize them as best as I could, including labels and notes of things like sides of the face for easy viewing.300 posts until 4cuck's /mlp/ 41000000 GET
STEAL IT, 'TEENS!40 minutes of secretly recorded paypig call massa lore
00:40 - Canon IllustrationsRunning in the 60's - Oranje Patriot (Ongezellig fan song)
Hello....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_(religion)/bant/ 20000000 GET INCOMING
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=bant&get=20000000&chan=4chanMusic Cytube Night 2 (TOTAL FPE DEATH EDITION)
Just like last night, same rules:I was messing around on soundcloud and found a gem
https://soundcloud.com/cag-senjug/sets/zellig-coversRunning in the 60's - Liedje van C (Ongezellig fan song)
I cordially invite all Zaryans to listen to the song by Running in the 60'sMayo & Curry English Translated
Originals can be found here: https://archive.org/details/stripster-archiefTATTOO POLL
I NEED THE PEOPLE TO DECIDE ON WHICH ONE I SHOULD GETAnthrazit Kali Yuga Mymy voiceover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lUza0qZ95sRunning in the 60's - En Allen Jij (Ongezellig fan song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCqWOKM_XMUMaya's Reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcdgL103kTkMYMY EVERYWHERE
Holy shit everywhere i look is mymy, i look at my bed, mymy is sitting on it staring into my soul, i look at my desk, there's tiny mymys jumping on my computer keys, i look out my window and there's dozens of mymys in my driveway, one of them is even pulling in with a car, i look at my door, mymy is blocking the exit!!! What does mymy want!?!? Is she trying to be friends or is she trying to kill me? Do I talk to her? She's giving me a not so friendly glare 😰Mymy predicted an air raid alert
I live in Russia but my city has been bombed for 4 months now. I was having a dream about Mymy. South Africa collapsed and Mymy came there to kill niggers. She was riding in a truck and she was so happy to finally kill niggers she was smiling and giggling. She was about to say something but only made a prolonged AAA sound, then i was woken up by the sirens. Am I going insane?Most Gemy Zellig content
Im on my first vacation and have spent most of it sick, one multi-day bender later to pass the time I find out about update 130# and fall down a rabbit hole going from a guy thats simply seen all the deels to a guy that knows about this website. I've already perused the discord, a few boorus and image boards. some youtube and ifunny accounts. this website and archives of /co/ but I feel as tho my hours of hyperfixation could have missed something. show me you're most gemmy contentnude edit when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYusx_4CucERecreating 'Zellig? (Or Massa's other animations)
I found out Story of Undertale got recreated from the ground up, from the graphics to the animation.Ongezellig's Lost Episode: Mymy's Demise
I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.im a broken man
FUCK YOU SMUT WRITEFAGS YOUVE RUINED MY WAY OF THINKING AND MORALS AND ENJOYING THINGS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ALL DAY IS ABOUT MYMY GETTING HER WAY WITH MAYA OR MYMY GETTING BBC IMPREGNATED OR MYMY EITHER RAPING OR BEING RAPED AND I ENJOY READING THOSE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKKK YOU I HATE MY LIFE YOU CHANGED ME INTO A DEGENERATE RAAAAAAAAAGHZellikWiki
Hello my fellow Americans.Chicago
Hey zaryans. On my way to Chicago. What should I pose with a local blxck resident ? Thinking of writing /zelllig/ won with a tnd, on a piece of paper. Not going to the south side doe. Awful down there. Gonna go and see the downtown and I’ll probably do it in front of the sears tower or the bean. I’ll post it on Saturday, keep this post up until then.Massacord Export
After getting the content scrape from Massa ximself, logically the next thing I would do is export as much of the server as I could.Ik Ben Het Maar Sheet Music
Sheet music for Ik Ben Het Maar. MusicGODs please critiqueZellig
Me finding out about this GEM of a song about the VOC https://youtu.be/4FpdsPgh0GE?si=TxFbfa6eGUVkRF0FZellig Episode Idea #2
A fellow r/fuckcars resident comes over to the Netherlands and soyfaces over how heckkin awesome it is that Dutchland has ZERO (0!) cars around the country and how wholesome 100 is it that they're so eco-friendly with bikes and public transport. He meets up with Mymy, and while at first she's flattered to meet up with another fellow individual who is passionate about the Netherlands, it quickly turns into annoyance over how this guy is an insufferable, obsessed faggot for the place and has no other knowledge about its rich history other than it has no vehicles. She has find a way to get rid of him (because she agreed beforehand to be his personal tour-guide for that ego stroke or smthn) by sending him to Amsterdam; which is apparently like the Ghettos for Dutch people.Cord drama
Why is there so much drama in the zellig community? theres like 3 threads talking about watermelons, a egyptian banning people in fan servers, and a artist wanting to bang lisa simpson??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Maya simulator
I remember a couple of days back someone named Moki was going to-do a Maya simulator. Anyway I thought it would to benefits the said person if gave him all the music Massa usedascension
thank you to the zaryan who gave me that video. here is my attempt at ascension, https://youtu.be/BX1FSXRcTn0?si=wggQsLXDvkqVup4QSWEDISH WIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYusx_4CucEnew gem
someone made a Mymy ai chatbotPost your headcanon voices for the rest of the characters
https://youtu.be/qDYBPl9fbcw?t=4TOGETHER WE CAN CONTINUE THIS WONDERFUL WORLD! ❤️????????
I would like to tell you all that even though Studio Massa has abandoned Ongezelling, we all do not want to let this story die! Together we can continue this amazing adventure through our own creativity. I propose that we write fan fiction, create comics, plays, and even short films together to expand this fantastic world!The Schoppenboer family
Hi.Interesting message from Maya's VA
From pic related, this is what she says (Google Translated):Upload Request
Whoever's the owner of this channel https://www.youtube.com/@Zellig_Mann, can you upload these three tracks from the discord leak since I saw you were uploading zellig's soundtrack on the 'tube? They're early renditions of tracks from the OST (except for HoempaSpeedrun probably) so if you want to title it as "unused" or "early version" on your upload and maybe put in the description it came from the 'cord, you can do that. Thank you.Old Google forms about what to draw for the Illustraties
Found a bunch of old Google forms Massa made to let paypigs vote on what he should draw for the month, I'm thinking it would be a fun idea to use the options that didn't win as drawing ideas for our own illustrations.Weird References made by Studio Massa
At 3:44 in the studio massa 't restaurant short, massa references morrissey (outspoken vegan musician, hated by troons because he hates chinks or something). Have you guys found any other obscure references made in 'zellig or any other studio massa works that you think have gone largely unnoticed?asocial, but in dutch hate thread
xhe is a /co/tard who learned ongezellig from goytokOdd findings
This is a weird thing ive been seeing for as long as i've had leaked petje folders, all of the pictures are in varying, odd resolutions and some arts might have even been remastered quietly but unmentioned. this first art is 1238 x 1636, but another from a different leaked folder is 682 x 947? Plus it has different shading and it has the petjeaf logo? I dont get why these differences exist.Copium by an average East-European zaryan
I'll do a sketch of (((my))) perception of 'zellig (Coco in particular), which, obviously, is absolutely true and correct™.Anotha AI gem
Source: https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/241838.html#q241838Zaryans... wat nou?
https://ongezellig.fandom.com/wiki/The_Discontinuation_of_OngezelligMassacord Scrape
I went ahead and parsed through any and all files Massa sent in his 'cord serv. I picked out the ones that looked the most interesting, or anything to do with 'zellig's development throughout the years. There's probably things you've seen reposted already elsewhere, but I saw some stuff that afaik have never been shared here or in /co/ like in picrels. There's probably some other interesting stuff I missed like any links to anything or messages sent in inaccessible channels since this was done manually (Massa doesn't post that much thankfully), but I thought I'd share some interesting zellig history with you all here./v/ review
I gotta say its really well made and the feel is done right, I felt really bad and uncomfortable killing the characters because of the looks of horror on them and Coco made me super sad. Speedrunning this would be fundid 'zellig get a nigger troon outrage yet?
belgians aren't a race + school shooting jokes + adolf hitler jokes. sounds like something that would make woke/troons mad.Community project?
I believe its evident that a deel 7 may never come, but us zaryans must find a way to replenish content within our communityzelligmaxxing
recently i've been zelligmaxxing by rewatching it over and over so i can fry it into my brain and rewatch it whenever i have free time, been working hard the past couple of days and today i was finally able to watch the whole thing in my mind. just thought i should share cause i'm really proud of this achievement personally and i want to inspire other zelligbros to do the same.we need a goal or something.
I feel like we need a common goal.Ongezellig in spanish IA dub :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq_fo1lhjg4IT'S HERE!!!
Sorry for the wait; I needed to fix some grammar and formatting issues. Here is the big Mymy x Maya fanfiction. Enjoy, Zaryans!The topic is about Mary's ADD
In deel 4, there was a scene where Mymy called Maya an <autistic person>, to which Maya angrily said that she had an ADD, to which Coco suddenly broke into the conversation and asked what it was and what it was being treated for. For many, this scene raised questions like "what? they've been living together for 10 years and don't know about Maya's ADD?" personally, I think that Mymy knew about ADD just decided to annoy Maya, and Coco decided, as always, put on the mask of a naive fool and broke into the conversation to mitigate the situationTime for the zarty to decide which one is the best zellig girl
You WILL vote now ok?what AI model was used in this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78GEe8wJ3cSonny boy
I was doing my 45th rewatch of ongezellig and my dad walked in on me watching itMusic Track in the Paypig Announcement Video
Starting around here https://youtu.be/261VTC2sIcg?t=23 is where a unique music track plays that I don't believe appears anywhere else nor has it been provided by Massa in his paypig folder. I tried to get rid of the vocals with AI just so I could listen to the instrumental itself, which is why I have two tracks attached in the OP since I couldn't decide which one sounded less shit trying to remove the TTS voice (MDX23C sounds clearer but the instruments sounded a bit muffled, while UVR I think is a bit more pronounced but more watery overall)reposted from 'cord
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING???? HOW CAN YOU CALL MYMY GAY????? OUT OF ALLLL THE 3 GIRLS SHE IS OBJECTIVELY TEH STRAIGHTEST. How can you write draw or say shit like this about her???? How can you??? Like she openly denied Maya's offer to colonize her virgin Islands, has dreams like that kapitein koek pic from Massa, canonically wants 6 kids, like what da fuck does it always have to be Mymy???? Maya, sure, huge stretch but she said gay shut like "colonize my Virgin Islands" How the fuck is it Mymy who does alllways have to be the gay one in """"" Works"""" Like this,The topic is about Coco
We all know Coco as a naive and kind girl, but I don't think so, I believe that Coco's personality is a well-constructed mask that she created to protect her psyche after the tragedy. And her smile and not understanding what ADD is is an image that hides a suffering girl who still cannot accept the past and a new family. She can be compared to Trevor from GTA 5. He is seen by all the characters and the player as a psycho and maniacs, but this is just an image for everyone else to hide their real problems and injuries. Coco herself partially revealed her real face in Deel 5 after Maya's words.How do I cultivate a chuddy, autistic, No-Trannies-Allowed fanbase like 'zellig's?
Genuine question since I guarantee if I made some show and it got to around 'zellig's popularity, at best it would be filled with normies + a few troons here and there interested in it, and at worst it'd be something like FNF's community filled with retarded gender-special tumblr kids getting into retarded 'cord drama 24/7.The Definitive Ongezellig Experience [Remastered]
Leaderfriend remastered all of the zellig paypiggy pics with AI and now they're super high-res or whatever, along with some bonus stuff included.new 'toss (educational)
It's basically just xim reading from the wiki page.poom ## WeNeedMore.OC
GREETINGS EVERYONEgifs
can anyone with good transparent simple coco/maya images make funny bounce gif on this website https://poyopoyo.gifanimaker.com/ like this, its top right one thanksWtf fr??
Bro am I the only one who noticed that Massa changed the deels and is now calling them parts? Lmao like this is stupid and irrelevant but I haven't seen anyone point that out yet. This could mean that Massa is kind of okay with having a mostly English-speaking fanbase for Ongezellig now??FIRE UP THE NECROBUMPING MACHINE
/qa/ our beloved is under siege by none other than /int/rannies. They seek to wipe our homeboard and establish dominance.Königin der /qa/ (Parody of Königin der Waffen)
I did a parody of Königin der Waffen, dedicated to all necrobumpers! The melody/beat was taken from Bundeswave.New Year
Hello, fellow zaryans!/YWNBAP/
You will never be a real pirate. You have no treasure map, no peg peg leg. You have no doubloons. You are a crowing man twisted by tavern tales and folk fables into a crude mockery of of seas perfection. All the respect you get is two faced and half-hearted. Behind your back landlubbers mock you. Your crewmen are ashamed and disgusted of you. Your mateys laugh at your sophisticated appearance on lower decks. Merchants are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds better than Caribbean spices. Even privateers who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a merchant. Your standardized royal ship yard bow structure is a dead giveaway, and even if you get a rum smuggler to deck with you he'll turn sails and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your perfumed powdered wig. You will never be feared. You wrench out a fake grimace every morning looking in the framed mirror from France while drinking salon tea from fine China, and tell yourself it's going to be fine. But deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like the Kraken's tentacle, ready to drag you to the Davy Jone's Locker. Eventually, it'll be too much to bear. You'll buy a plank, put it overboard, slowly goose step across it and plunge into the cold abyss. Your bo'sun and first lieutenant will find you missing from your lodge at four bells, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to serve under you, and the unbearable shame and disappointment that follows suit. They'll send a short letter to the royal admiralty with your letter of marquee attached, and every royal navy cadet for the rest of eternity will know a king's man had served on that ship. Your body will be eaten by Poseidon's creatures and go back to the sand, and all that will remain of your legacy is is a short footnote of your portrait hanging in the back hall of the admiralty. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.Gemming up the 'ru
Hello,Optics
Stop saying dumb shit. Saying shit like "we migrated to the zarty" or "zarty's down, refugee thread" makes us look like offsiters. Zellig activity on /qa/ has already noticeably dropped to the point where people think we up and died. Why was the coco birthday colab drawing posted on fucking /co/ before /qa/. IT'S NOT EVEN ON /qa/! This site has been a PR disaster on our part.I hate Maya so fucking much
I swear to god I hate this bitch so muchjust hacked a 'blox account and group
join: https://www.roblox.com/groups/13975436/the-Jenna-invaders#!/aboutOPERATION "THANKSGIVING"
Listen up, Maggots!Stickers for shilling.
Alright, I made two versions of the sticker!'LIG DOX LIST
ENTER OLD'RU AT YOUR OWN RISKCultuur Gebouw
/zc/ 'Zarty Culture Development and Formalization threadRAID!
Hi, for anyone who wanted to participate in raiding that one tf2 youtuber, he is live right now on YouTube. We ca try suggestiong watching 'zellig to him since he isn't busy recording footage for another workshop review. I am sure we can convise him.Zellig Liberation Army
I propose the formation of a zelligaryan organization by the name of ZLA.You WILL shill ongezellig to chris chan
It would be incredibly funny if we did, he is streaming right now as of the time of the post. Chris being a lolcow also allows us to get away with more shit. For anyone who doesn't know Chris came back to YouTube.There actually exists an Ongezellig subreddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/Zellig episode idea #1
Mymy meets up with Captain Coal and has to team up with Kapitein Koek (the big bird cookie mascot she obsesses over) to defeat him and send him back to niggerhell or else Captain Coal will dox her ass and send pizzas and quarans and bibles and rapesons to her house forever.The Canvas Project Aftermath
Hello, my fellow Zaryans!Uploading some AI songs to the 'tube?
I've noticed that there are some gems that can be only found here: https://mega.nz/file/w4EAnKCa#ipW1OtUpIwLrqfsO_6YlkDFStEUpdC1t-EH_3zdgfhAsoyjak.planet.in defence tutorial thread
FROGCLITTY RAID!Operation team Fort Bourtange 2
A day ago somebody suggested to shill our beloved Dutch cartoon to streamers, to which my suggestion about shilling it to zesty jesus got a bit of attention since he is the most based tf2tuber. I d also like to add that tf2 community infamously likes throwing a lot of money at their favorite game, so if we reach success Massa may actually get payed for once. Zesty posts stream announcements to his disscord usually a day before, so I recommend joining and waiting until a stream gets announced. Then we all collectively join pre stream, and suggest watching 'Zellig, please act like normal people, we don't want him to think we are payed shilling bots, and ban or ignore us. If he actually watches it, it's an instant win, he is THE type of guy to like it, and have 0 problems with the community.Missing templates, the 'lanet's last shilling campaign
We have done quite good for ourselves reconquering half the 'lanet for 'zelligaryans, but something always bothered me, which is the loss of some of our gems to time. I have gathered here evidence of all the old gems I could find and now I seek the zaryan responsible for them so he can give us the template to these gems so we may rebuild them on the gap cobson left inbetween Coco and the 'plier, where I believe all three can be in without issue if planned correctly.Day 10
Hello Zaryans! It's me the guy who posted sketches on /qa/, then didn't post because school and stuff. Had time to draw Mymy today, turned out pretty well I think, definitely gonna draw more things on a bigger scale later.1M Project
I'm rewatching Ongezellig now and I just saw that the first deel only has 614,144 views, despite being uploaded in 2019. This is why I believe both the site and the series have such low and stagnated userbase numbers. I believe the solution is to start a massive shilling campaign in order to make this number rise.IMPARTANT
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4986803.htmlMarge what is this?
I tried looking up "ongezellig.com" since I remember it was a blank webpage and it had "maya, mymy, coco" as the Tab name, but when I saw it got shutdown I went to the wayback machine to look through the history and ended up finding this blogging website: https://ongezellig.wordpress.com/