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Ongezellig Reanimated Collab

What if we did one of those collabs where one person each reanimates a scene and it all gets spliced together? We can do Deel 1 for this

rules:
>any style goes. you can animate in scratch, gmod, real life paper. creativity is key
>no porn/fetish obviously
>characters HAVE to be maya/coco/mymy

https://trello.com/b/Pyw8tef9/deel-6-collab
https://cytu.be/r/ongezellig
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ZelligCraft

Hello Zaryans, This is my gift back to the community, an unofficial soyzellig minecraft server. This will be anarchy, using speedhacks, or flying is just going to stop the player, but ESP and wallhacks are enabled. This is going to be an Anarchy server, every Zaryan must fend for himself. You can make alliances with eachother and make groups and bases. Spamming will be automuted. I will NOT be admin abusing in any shape or kind and will be RARELY using my operator for fixing slight things or banning people who lag, or make the server unplayable. I don't know how this will turn out so
heres the IP:
>51.222.97.41:25603
>Whispering to people is /tell
Tell me your opinion about this
Have fun Zaryans
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I know they're temporarily banned but
WHY ARE YOU STILL EXIST AFTER THIS FAGGOT
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So a while ago, I was down with the sickness and had the whackiest fever dreams about Maya for three hours straight. During that time, my mind kept repeating "MAYA, MAYA!!" while scenes from Deels 4-6 kept playing vividly in my head. Apparently, sleep deprivation and White Monster are Mayallucinogenic factors o algo.

Try it out. I was in immense pain but it's worth it.
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Made something about our favourite "IT WAS DAAAA SHARDEEE" lolcow
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Reposting zellig art from the Shemmy because someone is being a SLF and not sharing them here
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Salutations
>zelligness is rewarded
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Well, I don't know… We all want Maya to be happy, but is it a good idea to pair her with Adam?
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Shitpost thread or smth

Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
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jiggie.fun thread

Solve puzzles or something
https://jiggie.fun/zellig (permanent link, may make temporary rooms later)
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Lola appreaction thread

Lola. That is all
R: 4 / I: 0
What is the zarty's opinion on Luxembourg?
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can someone who knows how to do those ai voices make an audio version of this with mymy as the barber and maya as the guy getting his haircut? it will be for a gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEzi_-ekk6w
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"Turns out, the creator of zellig is a strong-minded communist who happens to hate whites more than anything, except Koreans" (c) E.M.

Zoot? Jannies? Zaryans? Our response? Is that truth?
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apparently massa is ok with lesbians, because if you see his review on steven universe he says one of the charachters is a lesbian and gives it a review of 6 (average for su is 7)

evidence:
https://ia601406.us.archive.org/view_archive.php?archive=/10/items/stripster-archief/STRIPSTER%20ARCHIEF.zip&file=REVIEWS%2F26.Steven%20Universe.txt
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im sorry

please forgive me ZOOT… zooty zoot please forgive me zARYAN… i love you… good night…
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agugu
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does anyone have this photo in higher quality? I really love it.
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Dear Zaryans, here's something im working on rn, it's inspired by that one zellig fanfiction called: "Ongepic", made by Grim. I just decided to add more Mymys, of course! What do y'all think? (still WIP)
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/art/ - general

Here is a thread, dedicated to the craftsmenship of art. Post your drawings here and share techniques/books/tips that you think may be useful.
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It's June 24th.
Let's do this, friends. It's been nice knowing you.
https://talky.io/zelligcide_event
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https://lumalabs.ai/dream-machine/creations
make AI slop noooooooooooooow
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Dave & Bambi: Unsociable Edition

bambi won moldy won my autism won
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whats next?

For as much as I lurk I do wonder when the Zaryan nation will fall. Although I hope we remain together brothers, what is there to look forward towards? I do not want to lose hope in such weary times, but I feel hopeless. Anyways glory to the Zaryan nation!
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Good night 😘
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He's so fvcking keyed bros, I wish he'd show up here sometimes
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Not lying, I love women w/ penises
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Salutations, erm whatever
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>biggest ongezellig happening in months is some guy blowing his fucking brains out
it's over isn't it zaryans?
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Is there any blond with at least green or C40 eyes? I think everyone on this site is a t50 black haired shitskins
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Let’s have a racebait free coco thread for once
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/calm/

I am feeling /calm/ today, especially knowing what awaits us tomorrow
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Coco and Zoey are ready, only Yfke and Cleo are left
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how?

what do they use to make these songs? i want to make 'zellig songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30DwpIzPbZ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg2bsfakyyU
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ppppppppppppppp

(my art) don't mess with mymy
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Ongezellig Timeline

We need to make an Ongezellig Timeline, or if there is, send it
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le wholesome thread. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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'zellig /co/ moment thread

Post screenshots about /co/ coomerpost or something like that.
>inb4 Moved to >>>/qa/
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Newest Shitstone plebbit just dropped

We should raid it or something
https://www.reddit.com/r/Ongezellig_irl/
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Varg Vikerens made this comment

this cost me 6.6mil ink for an drawing I made this shit
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>NOOO YOU CAN'T BROWSE SOYZELLIG, IT'S HECKIN EVIL EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU CAN HAVE A NORMAL DISCUSSION ABOUT THE SHOW, BUT IT'S JUST HECCIN EVIL OKAY!?!?!
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What is the best platform for a suicide livestream?
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OP has autism denial disorder btw

We all once watched the zellig for the first time. The first impressions, received during the viewing process, are undoubtedly priceless. And I would like to share one of these with (You).

The first month I got acquainted with the series, I sincerely thought that Maya was Flemish (just the Dutch but living in Belgium). Everything (Mymy in particular) on the screen led the viewer to this conclusion. Light (green) eyes and quite white skin (if more concretely, in the first deel it was rather slightly swarthy, like the Southern Europeans, and throughout the entire show, her skin doesn’t really stand out, specifically in comparison with Coco’s tan face, which makes us think of just an inappropriate palette rather than the literal skin color). This, albeit is far-fetched, “Flemishness” gave some charm to the known character. Really, I still don't get why Massa did Maya as mutt only for “muh lack of any ethnic self-identity” while he could not only make her Flemish, but also justify constant statements of different personnages about Maya’s “Belgian bornness”, it actually wouldn’t affect Maya as a character with extreme socialization problems and even give integrity to the picture of the Schoppenboer family (including Coco and Mymy, of course). Ultimately, one of you could argue, that this would “undermine” scenes with a clear Indonesian subtext, but in this case it would be essentially a reverse version of what we have now.

Even if we don't discount her Indo origins, it wouldn't hurt for her to just have tangible Flemish roots to the show will get more logical in context of its racial Santa-Barbara with 83 zelligions of ethnic and sub-ethnic minorities related with the Netherlands.

>Picrel: Flemish SS-Legioner.
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TO THE AUTHOR OF THIS ART


I don't understand why you share it first and then delete it, after all, it's a gem of gems. It raises a very important issue, which is depression and suicide.
This is the kind of art I need!

Maya is a tragic character who needs help!
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We're taking 'zellig to the streets
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>mymy jumping with joy when she sees BWC
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i made a group on the 'blox around the start of this year, if you're interested in ongezellig (which (You) obviously are) feel free to join, we don't do raids or anything.
>
www.roblox.com/groups/33640172
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Gussy art collection

Can everyone post Gussys ongezellig artwork.

And if a single one of you post the fucking lisa simpson coco I'm actually gonna drown you in a pool of your own blood.
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>Ongezellig gets me interested in Dutch history
>reads wikipedia page on Dutch colonization of Indonesia
>some Dutch gave the Indonesian women their BWC resulting in Eurasian offspring known as the "Indo people"
>300,000 of these Indos moved to the Netherlands immediately after Indonesian independence
>Maya is implied to be an "Indo" based off the Indonesia map behind her in the classroom

Is Maya basically the Dutch variant of a mestizo?
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What to do with my money

I want to put my money useful into something zellig related, make it reasonable, pay someone to make an actual good aryan edit of zellig, anything i need ideas
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Mymy's voice actress Yuri Jung (formerly Joyce ter Stege) does a K-POOP?????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtVkwW9Yd6Q
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VAs voices got posted

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxZKgwnm-kHsWtuQFQAeD0gK-OFtbzH32D?si=2qqdCT_RBK5ce50r
Xheir voices… xhese are… so cute or something.
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dutch learning thread

This is a thread meant to encourage people to take on dutch and start learning it. Share resources or information that you consider valuable, or something.

You WILL learn dutch
You WILL NOT use jewlingo or any other shitty time wasting "language learning" application
You WILL input wih dutch content
You WILL NOT get demoralized by monolingual amerilards
and you have to do all those things because…. because you just have to, ok??

Some resources:
https://4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/Dutch
https://fsi-languages.yojik.eu/languages/DLI/DLI-Dutch.html
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Rarely does my chuddy heart find something adorable, but this is just overload

deel 6 last scene btw
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>Maya peebs or something
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anybody got that Hyperborea edit of Mymy, I can't find it
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Henk.
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FACT: I stomp nigger's heads in when I'm on my no-goon streak to quell my vril
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Koos is confirmed to be Russian…
Kuz = Koos
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new brimstone
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Slavic schizo rant

I think we all know the fact that all main characters in 'zellig are from countries related to netherlands historicaly (no shit sherlock)
>Maya is from indonesia wich used to be a dutch colony, Mymy calls her belgian wich was also dutch
>Mymy is from japan, because netherlands was the only western country japan decided to trade with when japan was in isolation
>Coco is from south Africa wich also used to be dutch for a while, also entirety of aficans is based on dutch language.
So here is the thing, we dont know the nationalities of background characters, wich brings me to my talking point:
THERE NEEDS TO BE A SLAVIC CHARACTER IN ONGEZELLIG
And i MEAN needs.
If you know anything about Peter the great (the first empreror of my homeland) Is that aside from draining swamps, building a big ass navy, killing Swedes and Turks is that he REALY liked the country of Netherlands, so much so the russian flag is based on the dutch flag (real fact btw, i am not being ironic in this antire rant a single time) so considering that pan slavic colours are based on the the biggest slavic nations flag,
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spin
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Janitor applications.. open!

Hello loyal and trusted Zaryans.
Today we have decided that within the next 72 hours, if you have a good enough post history and you write an email to zartyappeals@gmail.com, you might be the lucky winner of a janitor position (you do it for free). Follow the provided footsteps and you will become an official janitor.
Now, why? We have been a bit short on jannies when it comes to amerimutt hours, some time ago malicious links had been up for 4 entire hours due to lack of mutt jannies.
So, step up and be counted, show the world that you're a man.
God bless!

Applications are now closed, thanks a lot to all who applied!
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does anyone have some pics of mymy with a transparent background? kinda like this one? i need it for an edit
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.

“Mother looking at me
Tell me what do you see?
Yes, I've lost my mind.
Daddy looking at me
Will I ever be free?
Have I crossed the line?„ ~ Tatu. All The Things She Said
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I'm cooking something guys, wait for this gem
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Xhey pulled the plug
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zelliggggggggggggg armyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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'zellig snuck into school yet again
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>Be a tranny whos a fan of a webtoon
>Trooned out mind takes over
>Ships 2 friends of the same sex

why are people like this
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mymy drawing
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ADAM.

Am I the only one who likes this Dutch Expat Chink?
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Holy refined vantablack pyrite
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OMGSISAAAAAAAA
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wip
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Transmission from the year 2039

This message i posted on july 6 of 2039, then sent into the timesender.
7 past interplatforms it will go to, including this one, what it now is. The finality admin, the sixth one took over the soyparty 5 years due this message.
He milked the gems dry, the coal growed strenghtier.
As of the 24 of september of 2036 the interplatform known as soyparty.com, as former Soyjak.party had been milked dry of gems.
With no gems to send, all activity de-expressed.
The interplatform is almost dead, a finality of image boards.
Remember of this message, as once the admin whose name begins with an L and ends with a E takes over, it is all done with and the bjornstones with be let flown.
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Vera is a Ashkenazi Jewish QUEEN
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Send all of your Ongezellig Art/Wallpapers

Share your ongezellig art, let your creativity shine
>No NSFW
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Cursed zelligs

Post cursed 'zelligs
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/maya/

Post mayas
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while researching the history of Antwerp, i found that in Belgian folklore, there was a Giant called "Anti-Goon" who cut off people's hands to stop them from gooning.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antigoon
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Spam this disgusting pedophile yurifag with anti-faggot stuff and dox him if possible. https://x.com/lorenzo537265
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Guys, was trying to replicate Massa's artstyle. Am i doing this good? Not sure
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Where do you stand Zaryans? (Spoiler: I know none of you found 'assa pre-zellig here)
Also what else should I add if I'm missing anything in relation to zellig and the sharty?
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Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Whos your favourite namefag?
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>mayagods wo-AAAACCKKKKKKK!
Part of a bigger project im working on, will show more later
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An interview with Massa around late 2011


(translated to english)

Santiago Martín in conversation with Mass Grave
Name: Mass grave
Place of residence: Roermond, 1994
Born: Roermond
Horoscope: Aries
Education: Currently 6th year Atheneum
Occupation: Student
Comics:
Dirkjan: hilarious, Dutch, attractive drawing style and not dependent on satire and current events.
Sequential Art, a British webcomic that has everything: humor, style, character and cat/squirrel girls.
Juul's comics on StripSter. Always something to look forward to on Saturdays.
Music:
The Living End's first three albums.
The Holy Bible by Manic Street Preachers.
Doolittle by Pixies.
Movies:
A Clockwork Orange, an almost perfect film by Stanley Kubrick.
The Shawshank Redemption, its reputation is well deserved.
A Serious Man, typical that the Coen brothers' least mainstream film is their best (hipster!).








Can you tell us something about your development as a (comic) artist?
Like most, they started at a young age. My brother, sister and I entertained each other with a world that consisted of a combination of characters from comics and animated series we grew up with (especially Sjors and Sjimmie, Arthur, Dip and Dap) and our own characters. However, our versions had more violence, drug and alcohol abuse and black humor, as only we innocent children can come up with. This led to stories, murder games (all the characters are in the hotel and one guest has been murdered, who is the perpetrator?) and eventually comics. However, this stopped after primary school.


Isn't that a shame?
That's an absolute shame, I started far too late in making good use of my free time. To be honest, I have no idea what I did at home after a school day in those years…
Anyway. Only very recently (March 2011) did I start making comics again. Caiasos is lightly based on a story I wrote with my brother in primary school, a parody of the children's series Ik Mik Loreland, but with the same black humor as described above. Caiasos does not appear in this story and was specially designed for the comic, but the country where it takes place ( Veelvolk ) does play a major role in both the story and the comic. I chose Veelvolk as a location because an anarchist society not only offers funny situations, but also to experiment with political ideologies such as anarchy and libertarianism.
There are no big ambitions, it is mainly for fun and learning. The ambitions in the field of animation are much greater, but as a 17-year-old I can't predict much about that. For now, I want to study animation and eventually pursue it as a profession. At least, that's the idea. But those are still dreams, first we have to see if there is a school that will let me in.


Democracy or Anarchy, which do you think is the best political system?
Don't see me as an anarchist who will bomb embassies and scream for political reform, because the way the Netherlands is currently governed is not bad. Democracy works, but it can always be a bit more anarchic (more liberal). Less unnecessary punishment for urinating in public, drugs and holocaust denial (all three of which, to be clear, I don't do). Distance yourself from the authoritarian, conservative and confessional and use Dutch tolerance as an example.


What is Massagraf doing when he's not drawing?
The answer can be divided into two categories:
Productive: writing scripts, animating, filming, recording, editing videos, playing (bass) guitar, singing, rehearsing for our band and working on the school newspaper as an editor/cartoonist.
Unproductive: bored at school, surfing the internet in a nonsensical way, playing games and looking at drawn erotica.


Drawn eroticism?
Drawn eroticism is what it is, eroticism, but drawn. There is a whole underground world on the internet that deals with this and where money can also be made from it. The advantages are that fantasies have no limits and there is a do-it-yourself mentality behind it, but I have not started it myself.


Can you tell us something about your videos on YouTube?
My first experience making videos was in seventh grade, but that career was quickly decapitated by my nemesis, Copyright. Years later I started again.
At the end of 2009, my creativity (which had been killed by games and laziness) started to revive. December 2009 I started making video reviews of animated series, which eventually produced fifteen episodes in a year and a half. In 2010 I started to focus my free time completely on production and in a very short time I learned a lot about drawing, Photoshop, filming, editing and animation. In July 2010, the humorous edits of Samson and Gert episodes that are the most popular to date began, in December 2010 the first real animations started and in June 2011 Copyright struck for the second time. My account was banned
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GARTIC PHONE

HOSTING GARTIC PHONE
ZARYANS ARE WELCOME TO JOIN
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01e1660131
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OPEN ANOTHER ONGEZELLIG MINECRAFT SERVER

We, as Zaryans, need to come together as a community to open up an Anarchy Minecraft Server.
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Lore information nobody cares about

Erhmmmm… Did you know that Mymy was an autist from the beginning? I mean, users in the comment section was joking about her for acting like she was autistic. Then Massa used it in the show, gived Mymy a replica where she said Maya is a "healthy and lively autist".
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>be me browsing zarty
>janny applications open up
>i send an email
>"We analyzed your post history and saw that atleast 50% of your posts involve colored cocks, but we're desperate so"
>i get the janny discord link
>i join, in the member list i see 17 people including Zoot, Zuz and some other people i surprisingly recognize like r_terra and mikebullet
>i notice a channel named #csam
>All 17 mods discussing ways of kidnapping and raping children, pages and pages of cp
>i get scared and leave the server
>i get dm'd with my house address, "You betrayed us and you will suffer the consequences"
>go outside obviously scared
>a man named Zoll arrives and blows my face off with a shotgun
does this ever happen to you?
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YouTube will start injecting ads directly into videos soon

<wordswordswords START ARCHIVING EVERYTHING FROM MASSA BEFORE ADS FUCK WITH EVERYTHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What this means?
An ad in-video is technologically indistinguishable from the content you've requested. Meaning if you actively try and download it directly, you VVILL possibly get ads injected into the downloaded video too.
Why should I care?
Massa has 3 channels up, and if those videos get compromised with ads then that is a big no-no for active archiving and preservation. Considering this dude is possibly dying as well, it should be of utmost importance to archive every video Massa has made in case shit hits the fan and he ends up delete fucking EVERYTHING.
How do I archive?
Your best tools are gonna be yt-dlp and ffmpeg; former is for downloading videos, latter is for file conversions. (Honorary mention goes to archive.today & ghostarchive for general webpage saving)
>yt-dlp: https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp
>ffmpeg: https://ffmpeg.org/
>archive.today: https://archive.today/
>ghostarchive: https://ghostarchive.org/
Thread on the Kiwi Farms for a quick crash course on using the commands for yt-dlp: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/archival-tools.6561/
And if you really do NOT have the storage space on your computer to save his videos, there is always preservetube which will save the video + video descriptions, titles and channel name, however it will only save in 720p or 360p depending on how long it is.
preservetube: https://preservetube.com/
Massa also has an archive.org page for his deleted shit in case you want to download stuff from there locally (and you should because Internet Archive is pozzed and VVILL delete shit if somebody requests it): https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A%22Studio+Massa%22
Massa's Channels
>https://www.youtube.com/@StudioMassaAnimatie
>https://www.youtube.com/@StudioMassa
>https://www.youtube.com/@studiomassa5952
>Secret 4th channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPaNnnPJiZw
>Unaffiliated channel that archived his older review channel videos: https://www.youtube.com/@massagegiraffereviews7262/videos
And as a reminder, here are his current unlisted videos not easily accessible:
>Deel 1 with shittier audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDrBWHvfeM
>Petjeaf announcement video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=261VTC2sIcg
>The Mayo vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZaZyfyDfyQ
>'t Histaurant, which is virtually no different from the one already public on one of his channels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl4BhzPK3nU
>Shitpost: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhiAuKvomj4
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Mymy comes back to her roots

So I'd like to make an AI song (made picrel myself just for it) but seems like every Mymy's AI sounds like a strangled cat trying to give birth to a demon, any good AI dataset and/or website that I could use?
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add /caca/
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Nina appreciation thread

Nina. That is all.
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Attention this is a continuation of the topic:

https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/26708.html

Guys, I think I found something! This church could be added by Masse as an Easter egg, as this temple may be modeled after Van Gogh's church in Etten-Leur. I suspect that the action of "Ongezellig" could take place in Brabant, but the easiest way would be to simply ask Massa himself where the action of this universe takes place. If someone is bored, they should also look for a similar church in smaller towns on Google Earth - it would make the investigation easier.
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Which one would you take?
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what happened to this site? why is there so many weirdos and pedos? why is there barely any gems? why is there so much weirdposting about the 16 year old zellig girls? what we are seeing on this site is what zellig is gonna be for the rest of time since there's not gonna be anymore genuine fans after they all leave this shit behind: a bunch of cord trannies and pedos gooning to little girls.

It's not easy trying to clean the site when Da Joos want you to do useless things like (((education camps))) and throw stupid life stuff at you. Even with how far chuds have come, pedogoonerfags are harder to eradicate. We're still doing our best to solve this, but it's getting much more difficult to do as time passes.
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kill this nigger
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Post a 'Zellig character and what music they would listen to. I'll start with Mymy
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Is this the same thing with zelligniggers?

What is this post mane ☠
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>We will have flying BBCs in 50 years in the future o algo
<No. We will be using more computational power than was required to render the Cars (2006) movie to synthesize a low quality AI voice of a Korean girl playing a Japanese girl pretending to be a Dutch girl reading out skibidi toilet lore.
https://voca.ro/1ewxABqefoUI
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We need MILLIONS to watch Ongezellig

I've made a plan. Mass produce tiktok videos with Ongezellig videos and an ASMR video to keep the brainless people watching. Eventually all the fags will get washed out eventually.
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You guys are pedos
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What if I gave Massa a $100k to his Dutch Patreon or whatever the fuck? Would it cure his nigger aids and he'll get off his ass to continue with the show or what?
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Gartic Phone

Drawing GEMS ONLY
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0130ab1f6e
Will end in an hour or later
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Proving that Cleo is of African descent

There is a picture where it shows Cleo's information (below)
It says she was born in Willemstad, which is a city in Curaçao.
Curaçao is basically Dutch Jamaica and almost all of the Curaçao citizen have African ancestry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Cura%C3%A7aoans
>Afro-Curaçaoans are people from the island of Curaçao of fully or partially African descent. They make up the majority of Curaçao's population.
Now explain to me why Coco is close friend with her
R: 19 / I: 7
Is there a chance that the fags will stumble across Ongezellig and tear it down? I've been thinking about this for some time. What're the chances of this show going mainstream
R: 12 / I: 5

Your show is woke lgbt trash

Its so funny that zelligcacas her are so in denial they think their show is a neo nazi right wing show even doe its not even close to being the case. They think that massa is a based alt-right figure even tho hes the opposite of that
Ongezellig was made a by a woke guy who support the LGBT and veganism. Your show is woke. If it wasnt, why are the main character brown and colored shitskins?
>but… mymy is le nationalist white savior!!!!
Massa created Mymy as a character to mock the average brown shitskin who LARP as white nationalist who's idol is hitler. Massa made the character retarded just to mock these retarded chud. He doesnt like you or wants associate with you
Remember that massa's server cried about alt right trolls since 2018
The below image is one of his art who also proves he supports muzzies
R: 13 / I: 8

Actual continuity error

I noticed a legit continuity error, according to the student file ,(included) Maya's birthday is September 21st, 200x, BUT, on the Maya's sweet 16 comic, the last panel(also included) depicts the weather as being cold and overcast.
Cmon massa we know you can do better
R: 11 / I: 1

New canon Ongezellig lore just dropped

Shortly after Massa announced he would no longer actively find a studio to make his ongezellig show, he did a q/a stream on, i think his discord, where he reveals alot of the lore and the things planned in ongezellig. Thanks to this dude in kiwifarms for "leaking" it
Link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18151758
Below are the most important thing he said about the show
>The illustration he made on petje.af are mostly not canon (think of it as either ideas for the show or a "what if" scenario)
>the Mymy's NEET pic is from an alternate universe (i guess he was talking about Mymy getting caught by her parent watching dutch stuff, idk)
>he says he won’t continue Ongezellig as a comic because he thinks he’s very bad at making comics (he really think that lowly about himself? No wonder people think he sabotaged the show). He also thinks Maya’s Sweet 16 is the worst thing he’s ever made.
>About Maya’s Sweet 16 comic. He said that when printing physical copies of said comics, that it uses cheap printing paper that was meant for small ads and not comics, he hates the comic so much he' unironically refund the people who paid for the comic
>Massa reveals revealed Maya is 1/4th Indonesian, 1/4th Indian, 1/4th Chinese and 1/4th Dutch. (Shes a gigamutt)
>he reveals that Maya dad is 1/2 Surinamese Indian and ½ Dutch.
>He also says that her mom is ½ Moluccan (Indonesian) and ½ Chinese-Indonesian
>Massa then says that the idea behind making Maya a gigamutt is he wants to make a character that has zero identity, who doesnt belong in anywhere. She can’t belong anywhere since they’re alienated by others.
>Massa explain the “farm attack” incident that zellig fans thought was the cause of Coco’s parent's death was a red herring. They died in a fatal car crash. He then goes on to explain that if her parents died by black thieves in a farm attack incident, Coco would've never been close friends with Cleo, since Cleo is an Afro-Aruban.
>Maya's mother' name is “Soei”(It’s a chinese name and Massa apparently had a full Chinese name for her before she married the dad).
>Massa says that Maya's resentment towards her sister, especially towards Coco, starts with her losing her cat
>Massa had an episode idea involving Maya getting a new cat. Coco comes in, she’s allergic so the cat has to go. The cat would go to her grandparents instead, Maya still having access but far less, until one day the cat gets cancer and had to be euthanized. Maya resents Coco even more for taking away her only friend. This was apparently based on a true story from Massa’s life
>Massa reveals that Coco feels immensly guilty for basically losing Maya's cat. She thinks that Maya must feel the same way she herself felt when she lost her biological parents. It's one of the main reason why she's so friendly towards Maya.
>he also planned a a band episode where Maya wanted to Join Coco’s band because she really wants to, but she has no musical talent. Coco’s band is pretty talented and “eurobeat-folkband” centric, which makes no sense but they do it because it’s unique and different. Cleo is the lead singer and guitarist, as well as the main boss of the band. Coco is chill and likes to be there. Yfke is always stoned. Zoey is the quiet introverted type, Maya was actually intersted in befriending Zoey since they’re both quiet types, but besides that they have nothing in common which is why she fails at trying to befriend her since Zoey is uninterested.
>apparently, Mymy’s sister episode is the most fleshed out. Mymy’s sister tracks her down and has this big elaborate scheme where she infiltrates the school pretending to be a korean boy that causes Maya to fall for her since K-Pop boys are hot or something. She immediately befriends Maya (she knows everything about the Schoppenboer family because she’s a genius), she knows Maya’s weak spots. Maya thinks she’s made a friend but Mymy’s sister is just there to get Mymy back to Japan. She asks Maya to stay over for the night, Maya agrees, when she stays over Mymy is none-the-wiser, Coco is VERY skeptical of her presense on befriending Maya, Maya’s mom is just excited to hear Maya finally made a new friend. Coco objects, but Maya’s mom shuts her down and that he can stay (it’s revealed Maya’s mom is the pushy, bitchy type that only likes her kids if they accomplish something). Coco and Mymy keep a lookout on the “boy” that involves a nerfgun shootout between Mymy and her sister like those old cowboy movies. But in the end Mymy’s sister gets found out when they are back at school, Maya chats with her, she goes to the bathroom, Mymy doesn’t buy that her sister is korean so as a test she asks her to sign an autograph of Kim Jon Un since she’s a “big fan”, Mymy’s sister does it in perfect korean handwriting since she studied very hard for it. Later when they’re all back at home Mymy’s sister sneaks into Mymy’s room to kidnap her, pulls the sheets off only to reveal no one’s there, camera cuts to behind her back with Mymy pointing her nerf gun at her. Mymy knew she was a fake since if her sister is “south korean” then she wouldn’t have signed the picture of North Korea’s leader. Mymy’s sister knows this, but she asks how Mymy knows she was her sister. Mymy responds by saying she doesn’t know, this was supposed to be very anticlimactic. Episode maybe ends with Coco beating the shit out of Mymy’s sister and kicks her out, ends sadly as Maya loses what she thought was her only friend. Massa was thinking of hiring an actual Japanese VA to voice Mymy’s sister.
>Massa had a “Anne Frank: The Musical” episode idea that involved Mymy somehow.
>It’s revealed Mymy ran away from her family because she likes the Netherlands more than Japan, changed her identity to not be caught (this was the main reason for becoming orange and freckled, not just that she wants to pass as a Dutch girl as she didn’t want to be caught by her sister). Massa himself admits it’s a bit unrealistic for Mymy to escape Japan as a 6 year old into the Netherlands, but he guesses she’s a genius herself to get rid of the evidence.
>Massa confirms 100% without a shadow of a doubt Maya does not have Autism and only ADD. This is partially based on himself as he has ADD too
>Coco cares a lot about her friends and family, reveals that she did in fact had a unborn sibling from her old family.
R: 6 / I: 0
>tfw Maya's only future is literally that one hentai comic about a girl's life going into a downward spiral of drugs, prostitution and STDs after High School
R: 27 / I: 6

Gussy dusty?

Is gussy like some twitter fag with weird shit I don't know about? Started following him a day ago and people were calling him coal on here.
R: 6 / I: 0
I did some digging and found some pretty surprising result related to the popularity of Ongezellig
Apparently. The word grew in popularity in September 2023 (around that time a popular Russian cartoon reviewer would review ongezellig) and then it hit its peak of popularity in April 2024
Now its decreasing in popularity
Do you think we should keep going with popularizing Zellig by getting cartoon youtube reviewers to review ongezellig?
R: 18 / I: 3
I found this video and i don't have any idea what's going on here.
Can you people explain it? I'll be appreciated it
https://youtu.be/wgNtDXjYDb0?si=DFVW_PdwOrMmvSht
R: 18 / I: 4

/r/

Anyone got the one where Cleo is doing the 2 middle fingers? I need it thanks
R: 3 / I: 1
Massa updated his website again
https://www.studiomassa.nl/
What it looked like before: https://web.archive.org/web/20240106093201/https://studiomassa.nl/
What could this mean fellow Zaryans?
R: 10 / I: 2
>Me and my only female friend, both 17
>Told me yesterday that she broke up with her bf
>He doesn’t want along d’stance relationship and saw some pretty girl on the Metro or something
>Cried to me on phone for 10 minutes
>Today they reconciled

Is this what I’m missing out while playing Hearts of Iron all day Zaryans? Is this the teenage love Hollywood and Country music promised? Should I try to go out with hopes of finding a girl like Mymy? Or should I ask my grandma to find me an illiterate mormon girl from Utah? Where is our generation headed?
R: 59 / I: 25

cleo

post your cleos here
R: 5 / I: 1

Strange Pastebin I found

Posted on May 8th, 2019: https://pastebin.com/yKvRnsze
Google Translated:
>Dear Sir/Madam,
<
>This Context is optional, but certainly helpful:
<
>Until recently I was the main administrator of the Community server of the Dutch Youtuber Studio Massa. During my position there I fought against a number of alt-right trolls who shared a lot of politically extremist stuff. Studio Massa, the youtuber and owner of the Server, has been inactive for half a year, takes no responsibility for the Server, refuses to give up ownership and does not offer any staff member assistance by publicly choosing a side. Because of this I got stuck between his wishes / those of the good half of the community and those of the other half (the trolls), which made me overstressed and paranoid. Those same trolls abused the inactive owner to slowly make the community distrust me, which eventually made me voluntarily step down because it became too much for me mentally (exactly according to their intentions). Despite being away from there for a few months now and focusing on my own community where drama has no place, I still get negativity almost daily, and since a few days I know why: The banned extremist trolls have set up a Shadowserver where they collect as much information about me and a few others as possible, expose it and actively spread hate to new and old members of the Studio Massa Community; despite the fact that I have been away from there for months. The owners of that shadowserver allow everything even if it violates the discord TOS, so the existence of this Server is extremely harmful to everyone relevant to Massadonia.
End of Context.
<
>I have two general questions based on this context.
<
>1. Regarding the Mainserver: How is Discord looking at a Server that slowly becomes "a loose cannon" by an owner who has explicitly chosen to become inactive and not transfer ownership to anyone else. In principle, a community and its staff are then doomed to fight it out themselves in the most dramatic ways possible in the event of any fragmentation, as I have unfortunately experienced myself.
<
>2. Regarding the Shadow Server of the banned members: What is the best way to report a Server with multiple Discord TOS violations of multiple types? After a week of analyzing the Server, I have created a spreadsheet with almost all mild to severe TOS violations in the Shadow Server (ID: 523967300173430813). I have added this as an attachment for context, but this does not have to be an official report. But since I can only report 1 user, 1 type of TOS violation and 1 message at a time, I wonder if there is a better way to report this.
<
>You have my sincere gratitude for spending your time to answer my questions (possibly with the help of the context). Please take your time for an answer or follow-up, and if you need more information, please do not hesitate to ask.
<
>Kind regards,
<
>Michael "MikedeKokkie" de Kok, former admin of Massadonia
TL;DR (based on the translated text): This appears to be a 2 party conversation between admin Mike and someone who is not explicitly named, but they appear to be a former admin of the server. They talk about how they had "fought against a number of alt-right trolls who shared a lot of politically extremist stuff." and that these same trolls would "harass" them and that they formed a "Shadowserver" where they collect as much information about them and others as possible, expose it and actively cause discourse to new and old members of the Studio Massa Community. Mike then questions some of the stuff this person brings up as concern.
That begs the question of who is this "Shadowserver" of trolls that have attempted to scrape info and harass one of the admins there into leaving and pester the rest of the community before soyteens did? (Reminder the "Hi again /qa/ bros" spammer didn't post on /qa/ until around August, 2021)
This may be related to >>27160, but the months are so far off from each other it's hard to say.
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>driveable gooks
R: 0 / I: 0
Can someone please draw Coco and Barend Strydom holding up a large AWB flag together. It'd fit very well because they're both based Aryan South African racists
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I wish Mymy were real so I could propose to her and marry her. She's just so cute, racist and Aryan. Nothing would separate us.
R: 47 / I: 9
Wholesome or something
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new somethingburger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN4erVQ8Ghc
R: 24 / I: 4
do you think she is cute?
R: 6 / I: 1
'zellig is dead because i said so and the novelty wore off or something
R: 0 / I: 0

Oh no a frog

Now your day is ruined
R: 3 / I: 0
i like to look under mymy's dress in the model, it makes me feel great, when i'm in the bad mood, i always do that, i recommend you to do the same, i want to run her over with a car while singing EURO-PA-PA, EURO-PA-PA and wave european schengen's flag around.
R: 36 / I: 4
geg
R: 14 / I: 2

'assa'cord mods are paranoid

I posted this innocent and 'zellig-unrelated image and everybody on the chat started freaking out and a mod threatened me. These niggas are literally paranoid geg
R: 2 / I: 1

/TV/ 200000000 GET IS COMING

YOU WILL STEAL IT!
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=tv&get=200000000&chan=4chan
R: 22 / I: 6
>O SAAR COCO IM BOUTA CUM o algo
R: 5 / I: 0
I do wonder why this is the case.

Your 'sponse, Zaryans?
R: 2 / I: 0

4CUCK'S /VT/ 77777777 GET IS APPROACHING

PREPARE TO STEAL IT!
https://4chan.org/vt/
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=vt&get=77777777&chan=4chan
R: 32 / I: 7
Are the buildings in the background based on an actual location? Can we geolocate them? Also, what is Zoey reading?
R: 9 / I: 8
Hate nazis love ongezellig
simple as kek
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HEED MY WARNING

In a few months time, Zoot due to losing interest in sharty and 'zellig culture and getting a life (going to animation school, getting a girlfriend), will sell soyzellig.party to someone, fortunately not being abandoned. That person will be a russian pedophile, who will contract AIDS because of an attempt to bone a girl (that he brainwashed to look and act like Mymy, but thats not important). Does this all sound familiar to you? This is the exact same timeline of events of the sharty, very interesting.
R: 14 / I: 4

One More Shot

Did it get deleted?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53136580
R: 4 / I: 1
/vt/ get is coming up, you VVILL steal it, and you VVILL post a picture of Mymy in /lig/ because it would be funny
https://boards.4chan.org/vt/thread/77768742
R: 2 / I: 0

Translated comics

Translated a random comic I found on deviant art with google if you have any translated comics yourself post them. "confusionandcreation" is the artist if interested.
R: 3 / I: 2

2b2t takeover

2b2t, a kind of niche Minecraft Server, could be used to spread Ongezellig. For starters mostly,everyone on 2b2t are no lifes and are chuds. Yes there are some fags on 2b but its a fraction of the people. Second, they are a very enclosed group. Unlike every other faggot community, 2b2t came from late 4chan and worrying about trannies taking over Ongezellig isn't going to happen. To spread the word the best way is to make maparts, they are Minecraft maps that you can put designs on, we can ace these maps in the most populated areas on the server. There ARE some cons to this though. First, if you dont want to wait hours in their "queue" you can pay 20$ to skip the line whenever you want for a monthly fee, or a single time purchase for a month. Second, we need materials, there is a duplication glitch though. There are many talented people 2b2t and if we spread to there, Ongezellig might be better than ever, and wont be popular enough to get raided by faggots outside
R: 51 / I: 32
Them arguing again…
-Vera Persijn
R: 9 / I: 2
Someone on /co/ paid for another ad spot on Time Square (Nigga that's NUTS!)
R: 1 / I: 0
>Here is some extremely boring information about my life
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mymy

Mymy is the type of person, that would say the N-word in the midle of the good game of Tf2. She wouldn't be banned because she is a girl!
R: 12 / I: 3
Self explanatory I think.
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austinball.. your response?
R: 6 / I: 1
>ongezellig mentioned
Hi fed
R: 1 / I: 0
Efteling theme park 🌷🇳🇱🎡🎢
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roblox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRUKFN8kJmU
Will this be the gem that saves the zarty or toddlerslop?
R: 6 / I: 3

Zaryan

May I please have a water
R: 13 / I: 2
Here's Foenkie as angryjak. What do you think?
R: 33 / I: 7
This guy is so obsessed bruh 🤣💀
These comments are from deel 1+2 btw
R: 5 / I: 0
https://drawiki.com/ongezellig

ann1 wna join?
R: 32 / I: 14
KILL FAGGOTS
R: 3 / I: 0

Third time's the charm

Extended this guy's stuff
https://youtu.be/v7FcDtVKKa0?si=0bzWeLEL-khI7PcY

He isn't exactly keyed but I thought this unfinished animation of his was gemmy

>Timed-out

>Not a WebM file
R: 17 / I: 3

Maya

Am I the only one who thinks that Maya is hot?
R: 5 / I: 3
Are there any AI models/sites that can turn the girls into old style oil paintings like from William van Oranj (aka Stille Willem)'s time in the 1500s? Would be really gemmy imo
R: 3 / I: 1
>_gussywussy
>mutual servers
>"Neco Zone"
>"Kittens"
Erm… what the sigma?
R: 21 / I: 8
>all the work to keep our shitty threads up for months is now gone
how will we recover?
R: 12 / I: 4
what would ongyzellig look like if it was made in Ohio instead of dutcherlands
R: 12 / I: 8
>zoot just changed the page icon
Mayaryans, did we just win?
R: 206 / I: 107
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1263,-587,21
https://www.tampermonkey.net/index.php?browser=edge&locale=en
OPEN THIS AND INSTALL
https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js .
DOWNLOAD THE IMAGE AND PUT THE FOLLOWING IN THE COORDS BAR
X: -1369
Y: -707
(ignore the black background im retarded)
R: 191 / I: 101
Mymy is transracial and proud
R: 27 / I: 7
>trooncord woke up
FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK PRIDE MONTH, FUCK NIGGERS WHO SUPPORTS THIS EVENT
<le reddit space
/ZELLIG/ WIN
/LGBT/ LOST
R: 11 / I: 3
dude holy shit do NOT download this webm file >>26017 it's cursed. i don't know what this janny/mod did to this video, but it breaks windows
so My PC has been running way too slow, and making noises, and the windows file explorer kept glitching out, the thumbnails of files not showing up, sometimes straight up not being able to open files, it was getting so annoying. this shit went on for 3 days. i finally checked the running processes and a proces called "COM surrogate" was using like 1 GB of memory for some reason. i investigated this, and apparently COM surrogate is a windows process and it's using so much memory because it keeps trying to create a thumbnail for a video file, but it fails every time so it gets stuck on this loop over and over while clogging the memory. i used something called processexplorer to discover which video file was causing this problem, and found out it was "soyzellig mod interface.webm" , i saved it 3 days ago because i wanted to keep the video of what soyzellig's mod interface looks like. and upon discovering this file, i couldn't delete it either. to delete it, i had to restart the computer in safe mode, and then i was finally able to get rid of it. this shit took me 3 whole days to figure out. i had no idea you could break someones's pc with a webm file like that. we could weaponize this somehow
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Hey, do any of you Zaryans have the other variants of these? I'm trying to complete my collection
R: 12 / I: 5
Zaryans of xitter, please, stop posting OCs.
Nobody is interested in your delusional characters which haven't any connection with zellig
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Why did they ban me for saying this?
R: 5 / I: 2
Sketches of coco and kiki (and cato's juicebox)
R: 5 / I: 1
I just realized…
R: 5 / I: 2
/floydzellig/
R: 2 / I: 0

Old Petjead banner Art

>OH MY FAUCI, IT'S LORE!!!!!!
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mymy

So guys, bassicaly have a friend that likes soyjaks. I met the guy a year ago and he showed me cool video of Soyjaks dancing with song called "Weird science". I saw Coco shaking her hand at the begining. I said to him "What is this?". He explained to me that it's called Ongezellig. Year later I watched Ongezellig. Gotta say it's a good show. It's ironic because I ended up being a Soyteen and Zaryan.
R: 5 / I: 0
Fnfags have taken over Sharty's /qa/
Bump Zellig threads and create new ones until they're gone
R: 2 / I: 1
I'm reforming the Dutch Empire in Bloody Europe II. I already conquered Belgium and Luxembourg. France and Germany are next
R: 11 / I: 3
i'm still jealous of that one zaryan who said he's studying in south africa and many girls in the school look like coco even doe he probably made it up. today i used perfumed shampoo and hair conditioner just to imagine how coco's beautiful fluffy hair would smell like.
R: 23 / I: 5
Mymy fanart. My siblings say it looks like she has jaundice, what do yall think?
R: 13 / I: 4
>deleted my thread
0 freedom of speech award
R: 7 / I: 3
They are trying to ban zellig posting after one of us joined. change the vote so the sclog can be a zellig forum
https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/ban-ongezellig.2180/page-2#post-32197
R: 13 / I: 4
Keyed as fuck or Locked as shit?
R: 11 / I: 6

Ongezellig

She is the best racist character.
R: 18 / I: 5

Pride month 'zellig

We're so valid xisters!
R: 1 / I: 0
What does IAZ and soft NAZ mean?
R: 4 / I: 1
I am black and I like ongezellig
why do you guys have to all be racist?
happy pride month btw
R: 4 / I: 2
MARGE??????????
R: 20 / I: 3
>lmao Mymy isnt actually racist
R: 0 / I: 0

Low effort stuff

Used some stuff I found on the sharty's Ongezellig AI thread. I was planning to use Mymy to AI voice the whole song but no luck so far, so I settled for this instead
R: 5 / I: 3
mymy ha black hair? and brown eyes? isn't that just a shitskin? I mean if not for the cartoony orange skin color she would be some yellow chink
I don't know this makes me enjoy the show way less knowing this now.
R: 51 / I: 17

Project Zigle Zogle

Hallo allemaal!
Here is some update on the project to show you that I am not dead.

The soyduel is complete. It doesn't look that great and could see some improvments, but I want to move on with the rest of the scene. The most discusting character to animate was the troon. I had difficulties colouring him. Maya was easy to animate in comparison. I also planed to make a wind effect for the whole scene (as seen in the beginning of the video) but it did not look great. I just made the sky move to make the illusion of a wind.

I think that scene 1 and 2 will be finished either in December, January or Februrary. After that I will release them as deel 1 of ep 1. I am going for Massa's strategy, since this will likely boost the views a bit (the algorithm loves it when you post a lot of videos). Animation also take a lot of time, so this will shorten the time frame between content drops.

I will keep you up to date as to whats going on with the project when I have something interesting to share. I will post updates here and on the zarty. I will try to also post updates on the tube in the community section.

You can watch the video on the 'tube. Make sure to comment like and subscribe! I would appreciate it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk9bXd2m0jA

(note: i am too lazy to convert the mp4 file to webm so go watch it on the tube or on /qa/)
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Post a zelliger and what type of games they play
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REEEEEEEEEEE KILL HIM!!!!
R: 5 / I: 1
>some shitty 4 minutes troonslop has more views than all of ongezellig
I feel defeated. I thought our show was good?
R: 8 / I: 6

MYMY TORTURE GAME

Would be cool and satisfying and stress relieving and relaxing methinks
R: 6 / I: 2

Wakeup babe new cam artwork just dropped

Mymy is Maltese confirmed by Cam, she realised the superior cuisine of Malta.

I LOVE EATING BUNNY RABBITS
R: 40 / I: 11
when did you guys find out about 'zellig?
R: 5 / I: 0
Some mymycare and mymyrevenge images which haven't been posted outside of the cursed thread yet
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Whats something unusual you HAVE to do in your lifetime?
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fuck this shit website
R: 9 / I: 9

/coco/ general

Post Coco images
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New zellig artist dropped on xitter
R: 6 / I: 8

baba win

baba win
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I wrote about Maya

Hallo allemaal.
I wrote these 900 words, but I am dissatisfied with them. It feels shallow. If you've any advice on how I could improve on it, I'd very much appreciate it.
https://pastebin.com/WtEy04n2
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Project OngePunisher

Hello Everybody, I'm thequestion619 and I'm the creator and Leader of Project OngePunisher.

It's a reimagining Of Issue 21 of the Punisher Comic: Punisher Max. I lead a group of 20 talented artist, We've been stuck developing the server for the past week. But as I post this work has finally Begun on the Comic.

I will post weekly updates on Our project and how things are going, I hope you all will enjoy it.

Just a disclaimer, this wasn't made to spite or get back at Project roy, or Project Ongezellig continuation. This is simply me and my friends having some fun.
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dutch is not a real language
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Why are we like this?
R: 5 / I: 2

How do i become zaryan

How do I become zaryan? I just joined and I want to be zaryan. I want to be converted
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ITT post a gem and a coal in no particular order, ill start (NAZ allowed)
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The 'zellig effect is truly remarkable

I just cannot understand how zellig gained such a big community and even obsession over it. But I am personally a part of this effect. I mean, its just a stupid silly animation that doesn't even last 20 minutes in total. Normally when I find something like this on YT I think about it maybe for the rest of the day and forget about it. I have watched several much longer, deeper and more complex shows like BCS or AoT, and it's completely understandable for them to be stuck in my head for some time, but this?! I see I'm not alone with it albeit, so I wonder why is this happening? Why this short and rather shallow animation is getting stuck in so many people's heads? Is it because we are all fucking autists?
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what if the antizelligers are right..? what if we're nothing but autistic retards obsessing over a failed tranime? what if we're nothing but niggers larping as nazis? what if we're nothing but a pest to the sharty? i think a mass suicide is the only option…

>failed tranime even though we're the most successful chuddy community keeping troons out as much as possible
>niggers larping as nazis even though we've made so many shining glistering gems compred to the rest of anti-zelligfags
>pest to the sharty even though our histories have always co-existed side-by-side and we'll always be soyteen by heart
Yep issa falseflagger, may God change your heart for the better
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>one 3 weeks old episode of skibiditiolet has more views than all of ognezellig "episodes"
is our "show" dogshit?

(Baited no one award)
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Evromymy
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Why even pay for the servers of this dead website? are we this retarded zelligniggers? XD

We'll always live in your head rent-free.
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Zellig is a sharty culture
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ITT post copypastas (spoiler if too spicy or something)

I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".

I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.

I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.

I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.

If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.
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Mymy care thread

Total mymyabusefag death
Total Mymy victory
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We're all gonna make it

I lift for Mymy
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mymy doodle
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im going to bomb the white house
june 1st 2024
trump2024
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Last night Massa was in my dreams

I had this really weird sorta dream last night where I was at school just fooling around. at one point though during this dream I would be inside a classroom walking to a trash bin to throw something away. As I threw the trash I had I would accidently throw this tv remote that was apparently important that I needed to pull it out the trash bin. When I reached to grab the remote I would notice that there was bands of Dutch money that just so happen to be in the trash. My eyes would flare up instantly as I knew I was RICH! I remember quickly turning to my teacher who just so happened to be Massa himself. I quickly went up to him with the gazillion euros I found, asking Massa if he can take the euros and transfer it into usd like his some magic man or something. Massa looked slightly old and he was also bald but I was still some how able to assume that it was Massa. Massa would respond to me in kindness saying "yes my child you can transfer this money into usd, meet me later after class so we can arrange things" (idk if thats accurate but he said some shit like that). I never really got those euros transferred within my dream but later on after that encounter I was walking out of this other classroom and as I was passing by the class Massa was teaching in I saw him yelling at some kids to get to where they were supposed to be. I would end up telling him to stfu as I passed by since I found it annoying but yea that was my strange dream I had where Massa would end up being in.
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Self improvement

This thread is for all the zariyans who want to improve there lives and are sick of frying there brains with the modern addictions of man. Post progress and thoughts here.
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Does anyone have the English Version of this on hand please?
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Ban Mymy abuse and the faggots who post it
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Project ROY thread

Literal twitter
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Just reposting art I made

This is so retro you can feel the pixels , these pixel really make you feel like you are pixeling the pixel of my pixel and -
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You killed the man, not the idea
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Comic I madeee

Hiii I made this zellig thing, idk where else to post it but ill put it here!
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do you use a 0.5 pencil (aryan) or 0.7 pencil (aryan)
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I recreated Zellig’s font for use (MassaGraph)

After spending an unreasonable amount of time scouring Massa’s background; getting all of the reference photos I could and tracing the letters in Illustrator, I am pleased to release a recreation of Massa’s font for use called MassaGraph.
You can download it here: soyjak.download/f.php?h=12j7YmFY&d=1
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Keep in mind, this is still an ongoing WIP and any letters could be subject to change.
I have not recreated/interpreted all of the special characters like ‘*’, '%' and ‘$’ yet since I haven’t encountered a reference photo that uses those glyphs in Massa’s font (if he ever made them to begin with), I’ve only recreated glyphs I could easily Image Trace in Illustrator or attempt to interpret in his style like ‘[]’ and ‘=’.
Don’t be mistaken, I will certainly get to making those special characters in his style as best as I can, I just wanted cover all that I could do first and have this ready for you fellow Zaryans to use. TWO MORE WEEKS (or however I tardwrangle the object paths in ‘strator).
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And if anyone asks,
>Doesn’t Massa handwrite his stuff tho?
He does, for the most part. But if you check his earlier videos like here: https://youtu.be/JAKY-o2m0PU?t=98 you’ll see letters like ‘a’, ‘o’, ‘e’, etc. are clearly uniformal and not different from one another like you’d see in handwriting. Likewise, if you check out his website on the Wayback Machine, you’ll see he has been using this font since 2016 https://web.archive.org/web/20160618012141/https://www.studiomassa.nl/. And the fact that it had no kerning (the space between the letters) back then, says to me he made this himself and changed it later on to look less awful for use.
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Have fun Zaryans! Not sure when the next update will be, probably once I make all the characters on my keyboard is when I'll drop it then.
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Ghanshan thread

I saw this on the zelligwiki, the account seems pretty tame to me, I actually like her OC's.

Can someone redpill me on if shes a troon or smth
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Coco is going to Heaven
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FROOOT WHAT IS THIS

why does it say my ip is blocked from posting on the sharty even doe i use a vpn (i use nord)
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The Sisters with the Saints
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Befriend Mymy. Respect Mymy. Pat Mymy's head. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into Mymy's mouth. Love Mymy. Share some food with Mymy. Hug Mymy. Launch Mymy into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat Mymy like a human being. Warn Mymy not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with Mymy. Cuddle with Mymy. Watch TV and play video games with Mymy. Invite Mymy to parties. Report Mymy to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop mymyabuseniggers in half. Give up your seat for Mymy. Free Mymy from quicksand. Tell racist jokes with Mymy. Appreciate Mymy. Eat with Mymy. Dance with Mymy with steel-toed boots. Cremate Mymy in the oven, but only if her family didn't want her to be buried. Dignify Mymy. Civil rights for Mymy. Collect Mymy's garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct Mymy with a ray gun. Help Mymy cross the road. Shake Mymy's hand. Admire Mymy. Slice mymyabuseniggers with a katana. Behead mymyabuseniggers with a battle axe. Stab mymyabuseniggers until they bleed out. Explode a mymyabusenigger's head with a shotgun. Go to a mymyabuse convention with a car bomb. Burn down a mymyabusenigger's house while xhey're in it. Force a mymyabusenigger into a brazen bull. Dox mymyabuseniggers. Push a mymyabusenigger off a cliff. Kidnap a mymyabusenigger and starve xhem to death. Crucify mymyabuseniggers. Drown a mymyabusenigger in the ocean. Hang a mymyabusenigger from a tree. Kneel on a mymyabusenigger's neck. Bully a mymyabusenigger into suicide. Choke a mymyabusenigger to death. Punch a mymyabusenigger so hard xheir teeth fall out. Run over a mymyabusenigger with a truck. Shoot a mymyabusenigger with a sniper rifle. Crush a mymyabusenigger's toes with a hammer. Slit a mymyabusenigger's throat. Waterboard mymyabuseniggers. Skin a mymyabusenigger alive.
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Someone please draw mymy as czechoslovak peoples army soldier from 1980s , love you zaryans
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FIX THE FUCKING ZELLIGWIKI

It has been taken over by degenerate kikes for days. Just replace the porn images with Nazi flags or do literally anything else just stop this degeneracy
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how did that guy manage to get his thread deleted 4 times in a row holy geg
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SDOOMocaust

worthwhile effort?
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ITT we post drawings of the sisters as National Socialists
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Dutch woman pulling thread

I need a dutch wife ffs.

How do I go about it guys, I'm thinking of learning the language a little bit and going to the netherlands during my euro travels. Should I just go and pull a Dutch farmer girl. How should I do it because I need Zaryan children
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/MCG/ Mymy Care General

Kill your local mymyabusefag
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Someone PLEASE make more mymycare gems
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>every kid should be given puberty blockers until they turn 25 in case they turn out to be trans
Marge, why did Mymy say this?
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Can a drawfag PLEASE draw mymy being peted in the head?
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ZARTYCUCKS WHAT THIS?
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>massa sells ongezellig to a big animation studio
>Ongezellig becomes a dutch TV show
>they make Mymy lesbian and give Coco a black boyfriend just to distance the show from chudcels
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Im thinking of buying the swords and sandals full bundle, have you ever played a swords and sandals game before?
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Babe wake up, new AU just dropped
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anyone has this image in higher res?
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R_TERRA leaked real!!11!!11

Zaryans, R terras face got leaked on der cord omgsisa beautiful trans latinx
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is "GEKOLONISEERD" like BLACKED/BLEACHED but dutch
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Not going to twitter again
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>私はカミングしています
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Make a zellig gem out of this
https://youtu.be/reOLeLX0Q9U?si=iZs6Mb55x_w_f5TP
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We should donate a CoCo’s statue to Orania
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Mymy and Chud thread
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Art request

Art gods, please draw Maya as batman and mymy as the joker. And if you got the time buff coco as bane. No sexual shit please. Thank you
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Jesus Christ everywhere I go I see her
I cannot escape her
I AM GOING MAD I AM GOING MENTAL HELP
WHAT DID I DO TO GET MAYA TO HAUNT ME
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Screw school
Exams are temporary
Ongezellig is eternal
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don't be a free agent in life
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Million dollar zellig flag

Hi zaryans I am the one who bought the NOT PHOTOSHOPPED mymy on the soviet shell
I just purchased 5x10 inches of space on Lord Mile's flag.
https://x.com/real_lord_miles/status/1793436657284259936
https://ko-fi.com/s/027ede70f3
This is what I put on it. You may also add more space and put it next to this.
Zellig worldwide or something
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Ongezellig Fan art

>you are filled with soy and microplastics
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Mymy holding gemmy Russian and Ukrainian flags
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Maya is Aryan

Many people believe Maya is ethnically Indonesian however, you can tell just from her appearance that she is at least partially Aryan. The green eyes guarantee she has some White DNA. Light eye colors such as green are a uniquely White feature. Her skin is also barely darker than the other sisters. Even if she is from Indonesia does not mean she is ethnically Indonesian. Keep in mind, it has not even been confirmed she was born in Indonesia, that is just a theory.
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Gemerald

Some legend made a very high effort image ot Mymy wearing Brenton Tarrant's armor and holding a similar gun. This is probably the best Ongezellig fanart I've ever seen
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Our response Zaryans?
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'zellig is just dutch MLP.
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Can someone draw Mymy kneeling on george floyd
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why did massa choose that name? what does it mean? it's very racist and problematic. "Massa" is how black slaves in american plantations pronounced "master" while talking to their owners.
R: 3 / I: 1
Oh my Fauci…
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How different would things be if the 'Rona/Kung Flu outbreak never happened during zellig's development? Would the /qa/ shill still happen? Would Soot have still made the Sharty if everyone wasn't stuck inside by then?
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Mymy with her best friend, Payton Gendron
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Artist of this comic here

So apparently this made it outside Massa's server, which I half expected, but I'm also kinda surprised. Even more surprising is that people outside the server like it, so that's cool. Just thought I'd post this to the site cuz i heard someone found it here but I cant find the thread. I'm glad people seem to be enjoying it though
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how do i make nutwave songs?

title
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I am fully conceived that you could replace most of the Garfield comics with Maya and mymy and it still would work
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Total zaryan victory
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Can someone draw Mymy holding Brenton Tarrant's gun and/or wearing his armor which he wore during the shooting
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Found this on sharty: https://www.sp-studio.de/#

YOU WILL MAKE GEMS
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Mymy saying a gemmy speech about /co/omers
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big ol eyes
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Hearing the original voice acting from the old pilot is so odd
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDrBWHvfeM&feature=youtu.be
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Low effort art I made of Mymy
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ALERT ALERT ALERT MYMY ON PPF IS UNDER ATTACK
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1226,-562,18
HEAD INTO THIS THREAD FOR THE IMAGE OVERLAY AND IMAGE
https://soyzellig.party/raid/res/157.html#q196
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I just got flashed by that image with Mymy and Maya holding a chart comparing “female sexual attractiveness vs age” what the fuck is wrong with you niggas
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Zelligwaffen Division propaganda
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My plan

Hello ZARYANS, today I will be talking about my plan to learn Dutch using the popular Aryan TV gem ONGEZELLIG.

I will be watching Ongezellig (fully) 5 times everyday. I will also study dutch for like an hour using a book and for around the same site using a site. I will report back every week.

Wish me luck, or whatever.
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Post a zelliger and what music they might listen to
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itt post ongezellig yuri
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Anatomy of a Chud
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Dumb Shill Idea: Operation OIU (Orange It Up)

Idea inspired by this post I saw on the sharty.
<REDDIT
Basically we take tranny/leftoid memes and make characters look like Mymy killing them and niggers, share them online and add soyzellig.party next to the author names. It would help bring chud traffic to the site and increase troon rope rates, or something.
I've also provided a cutout of Mymy's hair just to make it easier to plaster onto characters when creating
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TKD
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If you hate Sharty, you will never be a real Zaryan. If you hate Zarty, you will never be a real Soyteen.
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I drew Mymy as the yes chad meme
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Here niggas, now stop using that low quality shit I keep seeing posted
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ITT we post drawings of the Sisters as National Socialists
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>Hello my Ongezelligs! How are you on this Gemerald day?
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>Hear me out. Mymy is internally a Japanese nationalist who, after being disowned by her family, outwardly projects a false negative attitude toward the country and overcompensates with Dutch nationalism.
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>>Owns a body pillow, a distinctly Japanese product
>>Still keeps a Japanese-style haircut
>>Wears an outfit noticeably similar to Japanese girls' school uniforms (see picture)
>>Insults Vera in Japanese at a moment's hesitation, despite being adopted at such a young age that she wouldn't have learned insults well
>>Knowledgeable about anime and Maya's "films" even though her hatred alone would not normally justify such extensive knowledge
>>Is searched for by her sister but not by her parents
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>The only evidence that points otherwise is the Hikikiomymy illustration (assuming its even canon at all), but her obsession with Dutch culture could still have just been a result of growing tensions between her and her family, not the cause of it.
Mymyxisters, our response?????????
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Shitty ongezellig skit
This is just progress on a low quality shitpost do not expect anything truly entertaining
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Requests

Im planning on doing requests for ongezellig fartart. Feel free to request anything except for gross yuri lesbian gay ship retardation.
I'll do them at my own pace and post them on this thread/twitter(yosack jaki) or something idk. maybe il do a good job
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R_Terra copypasta

"Living moving forward
Might party leads:
The Boer people march
And you are their banner, Coco!

For all Boers, like light,
You've been burning since your mouth
Leading to where there is no grief.
Where is joy, Coco!

Years go by, year after year
You protect us from adversity
And the distant sky is visible
You top, Coco!

You dried up the enemy's greed
You taught us how to win
You handed the key into the hands of the week
From new life, Coco!

You are known throughout the universe
You are a glorious master of deeds
Knowing the thoughts of the poor
I sing to you, Coco!"

R_Terra gem!
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The main animator of Friday Night Funkin' drew Maya
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Hello

Guys have you heard of this new anime called Ongezellig? I've been planning to watch it ever since it released, but had no time. Is it good? It kinda deviates from normal anime style, so it might be interesting.
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Pixel art I made
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Shitty pixel art I made on pixelplace.io
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so what does this picture actually portrays? why are they crying in the back??
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I took over iran in pixelplace.io
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how do i set up the program that's used to make the ongezellig ai covers or whatever
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Soyolinguistics

Dutch: ongezellig
German: ungesellig
Soyspeak: 'zellig
English: asocial; unsociable

Wait; this is not right. How come the English variant is so different from its xister languages?

Despite English belonging to the West Germanic language family, alongside Dutch, German, and Soyspeak, the translated words are significantly different. This divergence is because the words did not derive from pure (Aryan) Germanic roots but rather from what is known today as Middle French.

Historically, English was entirely Germanic until the Norman Conquest of England in 1066. Afterward, the Norman French became the ruling class of England, causing English to mix with Middle French. This is why modern English contains many Latinate words and deformed spellings.

However, there has been propaganda to revert English back to its Aryan roots. In 1966, a chud named Paul Jennings published a series of articles titled "1066 and All Saxon." These articles unfolded a version of English that might have existed had the Norman Invasion failed. This led to decades of events that would make Jennings's propaganda successful. The resulting type of English is known today as " *Anglish*. " Examples of Anglish include "rainshade" for umbrella and "godlore" for religion. Imo these words are arguably better than xeir English counterparts.

This raises the question: what would the word "ongezellig" be in pure Aryan English, aka Anglish? Let's find out!

The word "ongezellig" consists of four parts:
- "on," meaning "not";
- "ge," which has a complicated definition that is hard to understand;
- "zell," the root word, which isn't a word in Dutch and derives directly from the Proto-Germanic "saljô," meaning "roommate" or "companion";
- "ig," which forms adjectives from nouns.

All these parts, except one, can be easily translated into English (I'll explain later please be patient)

"on-" can be translated to "un-," as both mean "not" and come from the same root.
"ge-" can be translated to "a-," which seems unrelated but actually makes sense if you research it on Wiktionary. An example is "gelijk" versus "alike."
Since "zell" isn't a Dutch word, translating it is a bit more challenging. However, we can consult Wiktionary for its derivative "saljô" and its descendants. Unfortunately, English has no direct word originating from "saljô," but we can create one by following English's phonological shift. I think "sell" would be OK.
Finally, "-ig" can be translated to "-y," as both form adjectives from nouns and share the same root.

Thus, the result would be "unaselly," which aligns more closely with English's xister languages.

If you've read this far, I thank you, as it took me more than an hour of dedication to write what I believe is a potential gem.
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Coco and Mymy holding the Nazi flag
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Just some gems
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Ongezellig keychains

Will you buy?
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3D peeb model just for you because I love you.
do whatever you want with it.
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>Ongezellig
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>talented in art, still his art gets disliked by his teacher somehow
<talented in slideshow presentation making, still her art gets disliked by her teacher
>got rejected from art school
<didnt got rejected from any school, atleast for now
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Ongezellig Reanimated Collab #2

Post your finished work here, since Zooty Zoot can't fix pinned thread.
Previous thread: >>7779
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Activity check, does anyone wanna do twitch raids
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Who gave the owners of watchpeopledie the idea to add ongezellig emojis? They turned them into fucking furries
R: 5 / I: 3
my love for 'zellig is fading.. post gems to replenish my love.. dont leave me behind zaryans..
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SPVA WAS THE GUY WHO MADE THE ORIGINAL SHARTY ZELLIG BANNER WHATTTTTTT
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Chud n Mymy or something

The Chud x Mymy thread broke so I'll be making a new one here.
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Mother's Day

Hello my brothers! What are you doing in this beautiful sunday night? I've just finished making a special dinner for Mother's Day, she seemed so happy. Have you made something unique for your mother today? :3
Also, I've been planning to live in the Netherlands in 10-20 years from now on, any tips or anything I should know? Comment if you also think of living there!
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Ideas for ongesellig

Offer your ideas for the show, what is the role of other characters, what is the development of the heroines and the ending for the series
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what is this website i found it on pixelplanet.fun
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old toss i never shared cause i forgot
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Maya WIN
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Erm, what the sigma
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OMGSISAAAAAA
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Rectification

There are three types of sexual paraphilias, they are:

pedophilia – sexual attraction to prepubescent people.
hebephilia – sexual attraction to people in early puberty (from 11 to 14 years old).
ephebophilia – sexual attraction to people aged 15–19.

Why am I writing this? Because I think it should be explained that some people who like the sisters and their friends too much are called wrongly. The correct term is simply a pervert, not a pedophile.
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Haven’t posted on zarty in a while
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>cordtrannies raid the site for 10 minutes
>zoot just deletes them
>nothingburger
What do they think they'll achieve with this? Some prints on their #general ?
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for the ongezellig reanimated collab or something
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Dude, THIS IS JUST LIKE HOI4!!1!!!


>/co/ (Axis unwholsome vibes doe) starts strong and is unbeatable early/mid game. They spam low tier brimstone OC and have reached a lot of people. They get beaten by the zarty late game


>The Zarty (Allies) are week in the beginning, but late game they have made high quality gemeralds. The good guys win the war (JUST LIKE THE HECKIN AVENGERS!!1!!!)


>Massadonë (Comintern) is full of troons and is waiting to colapse on it's own. /co/ tries to invade der cord to try and connect itself with Massa. Zarty helps Massa kill all /co/omers and then THE 'OLD WAR STARTS!!!! ÖÖÖ


what you guys think? :3
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Second Beatles cover!
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what do (You) want to see when you open soyzellig.party? what does a good day on zarty look like for you?
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i love fans
i love the feeling of a fan blowing at my skin, and also the sound is very calm and relaxing
for like, 5 years now i havent been able to get a good nights sleep without a fan on
i got a brand new one the other day and im happier than ever

(no this isnt a fetish, i just really like fans)
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we should just let sharty keep doing whatever the fuck to zellig cause they are too retarded to understand that its only a few people

they will forget about it in a week and everything will go back to normal after they realize it's a falseflag 'cord operation
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KIKI

WHEN SHE SEES…
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Another new 'cordclitty shit nobody cares about OC
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i'm a stone cold incel CHVD and it angers me greatly when i see w*men in the ongezellig community
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So have any of you found your one true Maya or Mymy GF yet from here?
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new soytan dropped
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Canon art!! (JK)
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Mayas bookshelf

By deel 6, Mayas room loses the broken mirror and gains a bookshelf, with books neatly arranged upon it.
Supposing there is a point to this change, what books would she have? Would it just be her school textbooks, or would she procure books about a particular hobby or interest?
In a broader sense, what interests would she have besides porn and video games? What hobbies could she pick up, if any? There was one image of her with a guitar(I think) case, but what else could she pick up?
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Autism does NOT exist.
Being diagnosed with autism means absolutely nothing at all.
Getting a diagnosis, if anything, is a detriment under certain circumstances, like if you're trying to apply for a job and are subject to medical examinations. Any mental conditions get you filtered out.
R: 5 / I: 1

THEY DON'T EXIST!

THEY DON'T EXIST, FINALLY UNDERSTAND IT, DEGENERATE!!!

YOUR PLACE IS IN A PSYCHIATRIC FACILITY!!!
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Art Thread

TGD
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Sorry to be le doomer but can someone remind me what there is to live for?
R: 15 / I: 7
What pastry do you like most?
i really like apple pie it goes great with custard
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all i can think of for the past few days is 'zellig
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Postal Zellig

For all the school shooting Mymy content thats out there I'm surprised there isn't anything related to Postal or Hatred made with Ongezellig
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Mymy is so pretty chuds… i want to hug her…
R: 11 / I: 0
We should buy ad on shanty
R: 6 / I: 4
how often do you 'zellig?
R: 39 / I: 15

Chud x Mymy

The only ship I condone they just have so much in common.
R: 11 / I: 9

I am new here

I hope this works also don't kill me, I am too old to die
R: 11 / I: 3
Thinking of getting my first job, what are some good jobs for introverts?
R: 0 / I: 0
NEVER GOOOON!!!
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KILL R TERRA

to all the people (including me) that thought r_terra was our guy.
It's over. TOTAL LATINX TRANNY DEATH.
R: 20 / I: 6
What is our response?
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7164544.html
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Do you guys realize all the pieces are already in place for the new world order to be installed? there is not a single thing that the 0.1% does not already have full control of.
My theory is that shit will go down no later than two decades from now, implying it does not happen within this same decade. With COVID they have proved they can literally shut down the entire world and delude billions of people, with Ukraine they have successfully cleansed an entire nation state of its population.
Now imagine when the inevitable all-out world-scale nuclear conflict takes place and they combine both of these aspects to kill off 90% of the world.
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Big ass eyes

Fuck this shit I’m going 0.0 mode
R: 1 / I: 0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZkTRe1qNsg
god bless my recommended
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Upswell
R: 3 / I: 0
I would like Massa to make Mymy's sister look like Niko Belik. Like she comes to a country she doesn't know and gets to know it. Niko got to know America.
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Cleo's Question

w-w-whats TND Zaryan?
R: 3 / I: 1
Ascend to hyperborea and fight for the sisters
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Send me slowburn IAZ shiny zarty-approved spine-tingling music to use for a zellig game (no its not the #1488th schoolocaust sim), could be anything that's upbeat and chill
<current songs
>Mymy (Beta Mix) - Ongezellig
>Vaar Je Mee Met De VOC goed
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why did massa feel the need to put that bottle there? why was the bottle necessary?
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whose your least favorite backround character?
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END OF ZELLIG

IT'S ACTUALLY OVER FOR REAL THIS TIME
https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

A new petje update released a couple of minutes ago. After "The combination of a burnout, a new life stage, a difficult pitch phase, a limited support and a successful side" and 4 years, Massa is cancelling the monthly ongezellig illustrations, and with it, any and all potential for more ongezellig content whatsoever.

<Thank you again to everyone who contributed. I hope you are still happy with the results that you have been able to make true. Remember, Ongezellig not as a failed pilot, but as a successful short film.
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But hey that's just a theory AN AUTISTICLY STUPID THEORY !
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Song Request

MusicGODs can you please make a cover of Maya singing True Love Awaits by Radiohead?
https://youtu.be/z2hZ9CTLICs?si=DceSJ4u5vRSKGhwn
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Well, it’s time

Goodbye everyone

Time to meet the ‘zelligs
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Can someone make Kiki say this (using ai or something she has like 29 total seconds of dialogue recorded)
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This is how i watch zellig
R: 2 / I: 1

Welcome to the dark side

Ima finally commit a summoning and summon tomoko and Maya
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bros why does my weenie go up when I see her?
R: 25 / I: 5

the sharty is going to raid you

https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7150127.html
better prepare
R: 5 / I: 0
every time things are going well for me I can't help but tp start thinking about how they could go horribly wrong at any moment
R: 13 / I: 2

Need things for my Mymy shrine

as mymy's biggest fan I need more items for the shrine I'm making, any ideas would be appreciated!
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hallo. i have a 14gb folder of primarily ongezellig content i want to drop before my eventual departure from 'zellig as a whole. does anyone know where i would be able to drop it as catbox.moe only allows up to 200mb?
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Sharty nonsense

Guys why is /qa/ getting full of 'zellig threads
Are we goated?
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Ongezellig Sound Sources

Ongezellig has music.
Massa uses a DAW (digital audio workstation) for music making.
Massa used FL Studio, a DAW, to make zellig's music.
<REDDIT SPACE
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nj-a6mtLuWhhUCrbB9XktQE5DErR4RtMGtx0h4LPzE0/edit?usp=sharing
This Google Sheets is here to document the sounds and instruments used in zellig's soundtrack.
And this thread is here for me to sperg and post findings since I'm sure it'd interest at least one of you to know what was used to make the music and audio of Ongezellig. So here it is.
I'll also probably post any project files for anyone who's interested in my recreations or wants to pitch in and post anything you might find interesting about zellig's sounds.
<REDDIT SPACE
Some things of note:
>Massa seems to mostly use pre-built/default presets that came with FL Studio or whatever 3rd Party plugin he may happen to use. So that's something to keep in mind when looking for 'lig instruments.
>From the few 3rd Party plugins we do know he uses (Sonatina Orchestra, Synth1, M-Box), they all seem to be hosted on "PLUGINS 4 FREE" (https://plugins4free.com/) when searching them up. So it may be possible that's where Massa got most of his music plugins from.
As a bonus, here's a download link to all of Ongezellig's songs transcribed and turned into midis: https://files.catbox.moe/1tqko2.zip (If you happen to get a warning that this folder is full of computer viruses, it's not. Your computer is giving you a false flag, it's all midi files. And if you don't trust me: https://www.virustotal.com)
They're not perfect, but it should be a decent start to anyone who wants to mess around with making covers/remixes/recreations of them.
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New clittycord 'zellig OC just dropped
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, THE /ZELLIG BOARD HAS BEEN RAIDED!!!
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/skibidi/

skibidi
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OMGSISA
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What makes me kind of upset about Ongezellig is how lightheartedly these two bitches are portrayed as if they were completely innocent and totally not responsible for Maya's misery.
Imagine you are Maya for a second: you are an only child living a nice, quiet life in a first world country, until your fucking whore mother decides she wants those reddit virtue signaling good boy points and takes in TWO foreign invaders home (and from two completely different ethnicities, of course) who start hoarding all the attention and even going so far as to having your parents throwing the cat out, probably to a shelter so that the thing can get euthanized, assuming they didn't just let it out onto the streets to starve to death because Indonesians are savage monkeyniggers who have no consideration for animals (one quick youtube search confirms this fact).
These bitches just do not care about her sister's wellbeing at all; Mymy doesn't even hide her disdain toward her sister and openly mocks her and calls her out for being a freak. They share absolutely zero things in common and will completely disassociate the moment they stop living in the same household.
Coco is just your regular first world white european female, and as such she has got no blood in her body. There is not a single ounce of empathy in her body. She is so high up in her fart cloud she help herself but to feel pity towards the peasants under her. She puts on her all-too-common feigned concern voice to talk to the hobo next door.
There is no common ground to be had. All concern is feigned. There is absolutely nothing they could sit down and talk about because Maya has no personality; she did not have the time or the means to develop one. Whenever she is not sulking over her shit life she is caught up wasting her time away gooning or cpnsuming whatever FOTM goyslop allows her to self insert into someone else's more interesting (fictional) life. If you were to ask her, she probably does not even have a music taste at all, nor has read a book in years or watched anything barring her decadent oriental cartoons.
The reality is, that the girls are two years away from finishing high school. After graduation, which Maya will probably struggle to even achieve, her sisters will go to college, probably to take on a career path chosen out of personal preference, while Maya, pressured not to be left behind, or maybe pressured not to feel like an actual waste of oxygen, will probably take on art or some other useless shit females pick before quitting within the first semester when she meets her first hurdle. From then on starts her downward spiral into neetdom.
Eventually she will not be able to bear with herself anymore and will inevitably kill herself in the end, probably not a virgin though. Her family will probably be heartbroken, but only for like two weeks, because there is only so much you can mourn for someone whose life ended at 6.
Honestly if I was Maya I would just fucking kill them both and then mysečf.
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how do u lucid dream? ive been trying for a while
>Dream jou-
done that
>Wake back to be-
i keep sleeping through my alarms, or i cant go back to sleep
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I'm a hardcore ongezellig fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other sisters where I would often play with Maya in her room and help Coco with technology, but one day as I was talking to Mymy, we went to her room for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with my parents and they agreed that you would be really fun to be around, you just have to do.. one thing" She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "…You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Dad said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?…" She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut…if you want it quick…Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun, I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be a fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
R: 5 / I: 2
rape
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Do you believe in souls?
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Imagine Maya playing Sims 4 all day and then Maya's mom comes into her room and says: "Go to the bathroom, you're shitting yourself!"
https://youtu.be/GTomMm61Ixw?si=Y0m7zNa_5xq2VcIM
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If maya is meant to have no friends then why sid Massa draw her with a friend
>I can't find le image but it's the one where she's with one of the background characters playing uno or something
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whats the full image to this?
didnt know the ongezellig style guides existed
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This selling TikTok account killed themself💀
One of our own😔
R: 12 / I: 0
days are flying by me bros, I don't even realize it and a whole week goes by without me having done anything
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Color Code Refs

Here's a bunch of color code reference sheets I made that will hopefully be useful to some of the artists on here.
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What languages are you learnings/know at the moment?
R: 14 / I: 4
My nigga Mymy got chasity belt. My girl ain't safe in da hood
R: 11 / I: 1
Is this real
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Are our days counted? The novelty has worn off and there is only so much you can say about a show with one (1) episode. I give it a year before 99% of you move onto something else and this board dies out.
R: 5 / I: 1
A third of these guys look retarded, the girls must be going to one of the worst schools around
R: 4 / I: 1
I colored this in! WIP
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I recently made a dutch baby. It was pretty good! I don't know why mymy likes stroopwafels so much when these exist.
R: 5 / I: 0
has 'zellig inspired you to start your own web cartoon? if not then you should get to fucking work
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Zellig image generation in Massa's style

What do you guys use to make zellig ai images in massa's style? Found these two in a thread a while back and I've tried to make similar pictures in various ai image generators and they just spit out animeslop
This was the most promising model but it's not what I'm going for https://pixai.art/model/1644300693524083429
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vvake up zaryans were doing some twitch raids soon
R: 1 / I: 0
We're so back?
R: 2 / I: 0
Dropping more coal here. See ya
R: 7 / I: 0
Would you rather outlive your partner and be lonely till you die or die before your partner does and have them possibly find someone else while your gone
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I have started aa new youtube archive project for the zarty
feel free to suggest videos to upload in this thread or at Nook1488@onionmail.org

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBIgj22ZbKGKdzb7FoG5g7Q
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ITT post Henrijke Van Ztroopelbosch
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orange fucker
R: 2 / I: 0
<I'm your overboard boardlist. You can put here anything and I reside in templates/boardlist.html
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This is you in future or something
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drawfag thread

I don't know how to draw so i'm going to try learn how by redrawing random screencaps of the show on a semi daily basis. Draw a picture of Maya based off of some picture I saw on the 'log.
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Drew ‘atsune Miku
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The Dutch word for "coal is "kool"

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kool#Etymology_2_3
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playing in a field
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JUST STOLE THE 1300 GET IN /frog/ GEEEEEEEEEEG
https://soyak.party/frog/thread/1300.html
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Hoi, Maya!
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so, what are some other zellig-like cartoons? this is the only ever cartoon apart from the Simpsons I actually sat down and watched and enjoyed
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maya

reminder that maya is the cutest girl
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age

I've noticed that time and time again it comes out that one of you guys are too young to even be considered a soyteen. What is the average age of this sites users?
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I'm bored so lets try do a skribbl.io raid. Just draw 'zellig gems on this guys stream
https://www.twitch.tv/libafo
https://skribbl.io/?szCfg7m9
>jannies pls dont move to raid that board is dead
R: 5 / I: 2
50% of suicides come from people that have visited the rule34 page of ongezellig.
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wario sings ik ben het maar and xer voice is so attractive
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Just found this place and it looks fun but I've got some questions:
1. Can jannies and mods see IPs? How many people can see my IP if I'm not banned or warned?
2. What do you guys think about the sharty?
3. Can I post Vera or is zarty more about mymy, coco and maya?
4. Who's the best girl in the show?
5. Is there a thread archive?
R: 5 / I: 1

Ongezellig Roblox Hairs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieIPMc9oRCY
These cost 8,100 Robux to publish (roughly worth 80 usd) so buy up zaryans
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https://soyzellig.party/raid/res/79.html
I invite yall for our first actual raid on /raid/ (WAOOOWWW)
Seriously everyone is invited expect frogniggers and /frog/ cock suckers
R: 3 / I: 0
Prepare
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Foenkie

There's no way Foenkie actually shares nsfw with 'sa right?
R: 6 / I: 1
https://youtu.be/y6_iibXrgN8?si=Oa6AsNg53hWTCZuT

This is still the funniest Ongezellig video ever. I don't know who told this 40 year old truck driver about this show but I'm glad they did. He has no clue what is going on in the entire video it's hilarious
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>or something
Ztonetoss
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Hi zaryans! A while back, I wrote this post talking about writing my fanfiction. Welp, it's about 90% done, and it's genuinely longer than the Bible. I can't wait to share it with you!!!
R: 53 / I: 25

new here wat nou? (Margerald)

newGOD here.

Can someone marge me in on the current situation with Massa? I know he said the show isn't cancelled, but has he ever mentioned anything about it's association with the dreaded bald cartoon man with glasses website?
Are there any plans to boost the shows popularity/ improve optics? If so, how do I get involved? I'm willing to do my part.

Also, what do you guys do on here for fun? Is this a hecking safespace? (I'm a proud transkween btw.)
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if this is the GET, Zoot is required by law to make /wario/
<GET FAILED BECAUSE REQUEST LOOKED AUTOMATED, POST FAILED
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/mongolia/ won
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A girl came up to me today after class to ask me to clarify for her something she didn't understand and I spent the whole day thinking about it because I'm retarded just like that.
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47 posts left for 20000 GET
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Guys I've got a great idea on how to continue Ongezellig.
>Replace all characters with Mymy
>They just kill each other and shit
>That's it
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Something big is gonna happen tomorrow (or today depending on wya), I can feel it
R: 3 / I: 0
We all know that ongezellig actually came out in 2018, but whatever.
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TOTAL YAMI DEATH
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Ongezellig Now!
Full metal Zellig?
Ongezellig-toon?
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Operation cam appreciation day

My Fellow Zariyans, long have we existed in the shadows of the ongezellig community because of our behavior, our autism, and our failure to go 5 seconds without telling a girl why we think Blacks and Jews are the reason why human civilization as a whole is coming to a horrible end like soddom and gomorrah. But there is 1 man who accepts us for who we are, is kind and cool to us, treats us like he's one of our own. And that Man is Cam, and I feel that it's about time we give back to him for all the gemmy art and kindness he's given us.

Here's the Plan: Show Cam how much we really appreciate his presence in our space and get him recognition on all platforms. Rate all of the post he's made on newgrounds plus 5 stars, Leave a positive message as well. Fill that mans inbox with nothing but respect and honor for the amazing things he's given us. If enough of us do so he could easily get his work on the front page of newgrounds easy peasy. If your not comfortable with that then it's ok, theres another way. Leave gemmy comments in the thread and maybe make some fanart of his Oc if you will, please join me brothers. And if I may be so bold I'd like to say I consider him even better than Massa, is he the creator of ongezellig? No, but that doesn't matter to me. At Least he provides us with content FOR FREE Instead of bitching about how nobody wanted to fund his indie cartoon despite the fact that he could've but just dropped the ball at each and every turn business wise. Treating us like trash cause we dare to say anything edgy or go against the current status quo, Like my Man YOU MADE 4 HITLER JOKES THROUGHOUT THE 6 YEARS YOU WERE WORKING ON ZELLIG, I'd swear on the soul of 1000 innocent animals that he only backtracked cause he realized that hey! a animation studio let alone a tv network is never gonna pick up a show where I make over 5 jokes about incest and nazis throughout a single episode, let alone in the netherlands. I swear to god he's worser at hiding his true self than dan harmon and incest episodes of rick and morty.
Autistic rant aside hail Cam.
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The ongezellig we made along the way

I feel like my time in the ongezellig community has been like berserk, vinland saga, and vagabond combined.

Revenge, bitches, pedophiles, redemption, violence, spitting in the face of authority, retards, evil incarnate. But I'm ok with what I've seen and witnessed. Through our struggles we grow strong. Here's a funny picture.
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just saw a comic of maya being groomed as a 15 year old into sex. im ending it tonight.
R: 2 / I: 1
made this gem because of that one aryan who spams wario pictures on here
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Minecraft or other game servers?

Hoi Zoot,
If the soyzellig servers have the hardware resources and bandwidth to spare, perhaps a server for Minecraft or some other game would be fun, like how the sharty has soycraft?

Kind regards,
A Zaryan
R: 5 / I: 1

Total Belgium Death. Dead Belgium Baby

TBD? TBD!
I post it up with a DBB
Belgium gore? have some more!
I put dead belgiums in a dead belgium store
Shoot a belgium with a gun
Shoot them up while they run
Shoot a belgium in the head
Shoot them up until they dead
Belgium hang, god laughs
Light belgiums up like christmas lights
TBD, TBD
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what are these trash niggercoal posts in the past 30ish minutes
R: 4 / I: 3
Maya is keyed
R: 18 / I: 4
"HALLO ALLEGOY… *ERHM-ERHM* I MEAN ALLEMAAL"
R: 11 / I: 5
who made the zellig game
R: 9 / I: 4
Nuke everyone who makes shipping on fictional characters (Such as Mymy x Kiki, Maya x Mats (presumably self-insert), Coco x Cleo and etc) and /co/omerfags! I wish you Belgians will disappear!
R: 25 / I: 5
Ongezellig is mainstream now
https://ifunny.co/picture/5ZdlEz8MB?s=cl
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>Lulu from WarioWare looks like Mym- WAH-CK!
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ongezellig dark side

Hey there guys, I'm back from a 1 month hiatus to continue the investigation into the dark side of the ongezellig community. I talked to my friend and after some talking and advice gathering from wise figures we decided were back in the fucking game. It's now or never, gem or no gem at all.

Here's the next batch of questions I have that I'd like any and all output about, if you have any information please put it down in the thread.


1. has anyone seen any interesting or disturbing shit in the massadonie server archive? A zarty user recently made a post about how he archived the massadonie server, I've yet to dig through the hundreds of thousands of messages to search for information on things. So if you found anything interesting or funny please post it.

2. The international revolt. Now this one is just hilarious to me when I heard about it, the internationals are sick of being abused and treated unfairly by the mods and community so they hold a protest where they alledgedly send nsfw, break rules, and make art of of the mods as police officers beating the fuck out of them ( will post picture ) this one is all but confirmed but if anyone has screenshots or any knowledge please just let loose.

3. is the cocomelon incident part 2. If you've read my past thread you'll know what I'm talking about but for those not in the know a rumor has been spun that coco's va Meral something something crushed or didn't crush a watermelon with her thighs at a massameetup. I was shown a screenshot of people who were there talking about it, saw a recently opened thread talking about it but a user said Foenkie confirmed it but she did not crush a watermelon. Just a absolute shitstorm.

I know in my last thread I asked way more but honestly in terms of fucked up shit or things I wanted to research the wells run dry. But what you can do if your interested is read the previous thread and add any additional information in here with some context.

Apologys for the hiatus but were back in business boys.



Also if anyone has found archives of the massa streams, and or footage, pictures, ect. Of the massa meetups send those as well thanks.
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>why not add her to the fight
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Project ROY

Did you guys hear about this?
R: 9 / I: 1
Daily reminder that you are loved
R: 4 / I: 1
can an artGOD draw mymy as caesar?
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r/zellig

I was unsure about that subreddit in the first place , but now im sure this niggerhell will kill zellig
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olé olé olé
olé olé olé olá
R: 2 / I: 0
What's the original of this zemerald?
R: 31 / I: 5
If Maya was a real person, would your really feel sorry for her if she killed herself?
R: 30 / I: 21

COCO PICS NOW

i need more pics of my Boer princess
R: 9 / I: 3
(Not related to Zellig) First time drawing soyjack, is it good?
R: 18 / I: 4

(TERMINATED)

bros…
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le hecking fan fiction

Hello, I am in the process of writing a possibly 4 episode long fan fiction where Mymy meets with her biological sister. I am currently looking for suggestions on how to end said fan fiction. Do any Zaryans have suggestions? (no nsfw please)
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did this in my spare time. most 'jak assets recreated 1:1. 38 layers with a bunch of mouths and eyebrows, everything can be deleted, recolored, or moved around.
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i crashed myself a few times while making this so be cautious.
https://files.catbox.moe/izuyxd.pdn
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this is what mymy will look like in 2030
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'lig on the 'log
fellow zaryans
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Happy Birthday Hitler

Wish him a happy birthday or something he fought for the zaryan race!!!
R: 25 / I: 4

Coco Built For BBC

…"Big Brenton Cock" I mean
R: 6 / I: 2
I love ArktidA (And Mymy would love it too)
https://youtu.be/lLTOHVcYg0w?si=0Ts6BJKW_or0f3qu
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Should I make more pencil fanart rather than digital or just do both (pencil is easier and for digital I have to utilize a fucking touchpad)
R: 21 / I: 2
the last part of the maya comic dropped
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are there any zaryans that also happen to be pikaryans here?
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terra

zoot just IP ban him already, he's far too young (and retarded) to be a notable member of the community.
For the sake of terras mental health just ban him so he stays away from zellig. It's a hard trvth but it's still a nvke
R: 22 / I: 4
How terminally online are your siblings? Are you one of the "normal" ones or are you browsing your soycial media for that daily dopamine hit?
R: 15 / I: 3
I realized I didn’t post this commission here so how yall are happy
R: 8 / I: 4
would Coco break this train?
R: 7 / I: 0
Alive board
R: 6 / I: 1

MUSIC CHANNEL CREATING SONGS INSPIRED BY THE ONGEZELLIG SERIES!!!!!

Personally, I think this channel deserves some attention.

Link:

https://youtube.com/@MUZA98227?si=5Aq64YCPs6X1ZnYV
R: 15 / I: 1

BBCzellig

One of the vas apparently has a only fans? Do we even know what they look like? Also one of them might be getting blacked? It might be over for us chuds
R: 5 / I: 1
I'm looking for the gif where mymy looks shocked and shifts the laptop then looks down at it. I looked on the booru and I can't find it
R: 5 / I: 3
>she's not real
R: 14 / I: 1
You know what? Thinking about it, "sharty killed ongezellig" Or "4cuck killed ongezellig" Are both stupid arguments, it was just meant to happen, a story about a asocial possibly autistic porn addicted teenager attracted asocial porn addicted teenagers (soyteens), even if ongezellig never reached international audience this just meant to happen, it's always either trannies or chuds. It just happens that right wingers in today's world are usually like this. It was just meant to happen, even if it didn't get shilled, Massa just made a story that relates to chuds, and it was just meant to happen. It would have been either chuddies or trannies, who gets to claim the holy Land is whoever gets there first, and fuck yeah we did. It attracting a large Russian audience isn't also surprising, Russian dutchaboos existed since like Peter the 1st, so not really a new thing, plus Russian politics are mostly right wing. It was always meant to be, and it always be that way.
R: 2 / I: 0
sorry for using Trooncord but can we dox this guy, please
R: 12 / I: 1

Ongezellig Mega Reference Compilation

I put together a mega collage of a lot of different zellig frames of the 3 girls (+Vera), including some pics from the Illustrations to help DrawGODs reference them when drawing (pics attached is about what you'll see). I tried to organize them as best as I could, including labels and notes of things like sides of the face for easy viewing.
You will need this program to open the files however: https://www.pureref.com/
And here is the download for all of the images: https://mega.nz/folder/WyAXxZwD#W94FRHaM4H_3EG2Lv40mxQ
These files (excluding Vera) are very large (300-400MBs), so let me know if you're having trouble opening them. It's a very lightweight program for image compilations like this, so hopefully it won't be too much trouble.
R: 3 / I: 0

i am piccaso

i am piccaso for spending 30 minutes making maya jump in front of a train coco is driving in paint
R: 1 / I: 0
https://youtu.be/j84W1kPX7ls?si=v0xPIqppP8XuHGCW
can I dot this? am I gonna regret this? is this just me being a newfag? find out tomorrow on the all new episode of ONGEZELLIG!
R: 7 / I: 1
Maya of the hill
R: 13 / I: 1
Is Maya bisexual or is she just a gooner who goons to anime squid porn?
R: 10 / I: 0
Earlier I was trying to pin down the traits that I find attractive in females and noticed after I was done that almost the attributes I wrote down could also be used to describe myself.
Is this normal or is it autogynephilia?
R: 10 / I: 2

fan art i made

Vera is alcoholic
R: 350 / I: 190
Does anyone have the full collection of grim mymy's art? We need it for a project, thanks!
R: 9 / I: 0
>ongezellig (unofficially) continued
<smut fanfics
>zigle zogle
<fnf mods
>ongezellig reanimated collab
<guro art
>zelligwiki
<lgtbq headcanons
>source game mods
<yuri
>/v/
<baraag
>ytpmvs
R: 3 / I: 0

My Sweet sweet child, why?

If anyones reading this twice it's cause I accidentally posted it in a thread when I meant to make my own.

What the fuck am I looking at? I liked all there previous work but this is just…. Jesus dude.
R: 8 / I: 1
Is there a canon weight of all characters? I know they have their height said somewhere but do they have the weight defined?
R: 68 / I: 11
I'm almost 20 and I don't have any friends.
Can I find friends on trooncord or will it groom me or smth? Never used it doe.
R: 1 / I: 0
https://www.dutchamsterdam.nl/155-gezellig
>Eating dinner at McDonald’s is ongezellig
>Donald Trump definitely is extremely ongezellig.
R: 6 / I: 1
“The best time to wear a red sweaterrr is allll the tiiiiiimee”
R: 4 / I: 6
nonsenseburgers I managed to download somewhere
R: 11 / I: 4
got some 'blox gems coming soon
R: 6 / I: 1
Newest 'toss straight from 'assa ximself
R: 1 / I: 0
marge
R: 3 / I: 2
Why did this lazy bitch only start working on her presentation the day before it was due
R: 2 / I: 0
Would dying your hair blonde and putting on colored contact lenses look silly irl? Given that your skin is pale and your hair and eye color are as dark as they can be
R: 2 / I: 0
I don't really see a lot of fan art of side characters here pls post some
R: 13 / I: 12
edited the girls official portraits
R: 19 / I: 2
apparently this is what ‘sa looks like
nu-rodrick looking mf
R: 25 / I: 4
English teacher saw me drawing this on my friend’s iPad and asked “ does that girl have boyfriend problems”
R: 22 / I: 5
Were almost half way through the 2020's
Hows it been for you?
R: 4 / I: 0

300 posts until 4cuck's /mlp/ 41000000 GET

STEAL IT, 'TEENS!
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=mlp&get=41000000&chan=4chan
R: 43 / I: 7
New ‘play
R: 3 / I: 2
are there more edits of feraljak mymy like pic rel? i can only find the cartoony looking ones
R: 2 / I: 1
R00T hating thread
TRD
R: 15 / I: 5
What do you think people playground creator liking 'zellig?
R: 66 / I: 5
Canon
R: 25 / I: 11

Cleo appreciation thread

Post Cleo
R: 106 / I: 20

40 minutes of secretly recorded paypig call massa lore

00:40 - Canon Illustrations
03:15 - Ongezellig's Future as a Comic
11:10 - Maya's Ancestry
13:20 - Coco's Parents' Deaths
14:25 - Maya's Parents' Names
14:55 - Vera's Depression
15:45 - Maya's Cat
16:20 - Cat Episode Idea
17:40 - Coco Feels Guilty About Cat
18:12 - Female Imaginary Friend and Unrealized Comic Idea
22:35 - Coco's Band Episode and Elaboration
24:35 - Mymy's Sister Episode
33:08 - Anne Frank Episode
33:30 - Mymy and her Family
35:30 - Maya's ADD and Inspiration
37:25 - Maya's Grandparents (Dutch Audio)
38:53 - Maya's Parents' Personalities
R: 9 / I: 1
Everyone notice how the 'p spam comes minutes after the frog raid
R: 23 / I: 5
I am deeply in love with a Zaryan who uses this site. I'm not telling who but just know that I follow your every step because I'm so obsessed with you…
R: 28 / I: 6
Maya is shocked
R: 5 / I: 1

Running in the 60's - Oranje Patriot (Ongezellig fan song)

Hello.
The song was made using artificial intelligence. Unfortunately, in this case the song didn't work very well because there were a lot of audible mistakes.
Unfortunately, I can't make a new, improved version because I have no musical talent, let alone any instruments.
I hope that someone who will have time will be able to improve it because the melody turned out amazing.

I invite you to listen to the song and have fun 🎧


Lyrics

*[Verse 1]*
Strik in haar haar, blauwe lenzen
oranje haar, dat is ze!
Klein, gek, eigenwijs, traditionalistisch en
een beetje racistisch, ook al heeft ze zelf schuine ogen!

*[Verse 2]*
Sproeten op de wangen en neus
er hangt ook een vlag van de Oost-Indische Compagnie in haar kamer! Je kunt beter bij haar weglopen als je geen ruzie met haar wilt hebben.

*[Choir]*
Oranje patriot na na na na na klein, gek na na na na.
Degene die niet van mensen van buiten het land houdt na na na na na.
Dus alstublieft, Parlement, geef haar geen macht, want dan zijn we verloren.

*[Verse 3]*
Oranje stropdas en wit overhemd
onderscheidt zich sterk van de massa
Leraren worden het soms beu, maar dat maakt haar niets uit.

*[Verse 4]*
Met een kort blauw rokje en hoge wit-oranje schoenen is ze onvoorspelbaar waardoor je niet weet wat er in haar hoofd omgaat.

*[Choir]*
Oranje patriot na na na na na klein, gek na na na na.
Degene die niet van mensen van buiten het land houdt na na na na na.
Dus alstublieft, Parlement, geef haar geen macht, want dan zijn we verloren.



Link to the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7v-2bpjWLk
R: 18 / I: 3
>Koos
R: 16 / I: 11
>*Gewonnen.wav*
>YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
>*Verbeterpuntjes.wav*
>102.3
>*Engelenkoor.wav*
>REAL ONGEZELLIG FM
>*Nietes.wav*
>WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT ONGEZELLIG, ONGEZELLIG AND MORE ONGEZELLIG MUSIC AND AI COVER
>*OhNee(3sec).wav*
>*Weekdierenliefde.wav*
>THIS AIN'T YOUR HAZBIN'S STATION
>*Studio Massa - Ik Ben Het maar*
R: 4 / I: 0
Just Mayo and Curry, nothing special.
R: 3 / I: 0

Hitman

Is Hitman worth it? Been watching clips of people playing this game and it looks pretty cool tbh.
R: 12 / I: 4
>I AM the real maya…. prove it? well… uhmmmm… I JUST AM OKAY!
R: 21 / I: 5

Finished her bedroom

>Maya is ongezellig or something
R: 7 / I: 3
can mymy & mayagods shake on it? we're all brothers here.
R: 13 / I: 2
Why do some people think Ongezellig is a gem but others think it's coal?
R: 9 / I: 3
I use this 17000 get (17 Mayas killed) to declare TOTAL MAYA DEATH on the world, she is disgusting, she is evil, she has to die. From now on we are in a NEW ERA where ALL MAYAS are killed brutally and without mercy. When the dimensional merge happens all mayas will be torn apart. Thank you Soyzellig.party
R: 39 / I: 3
We don't inherently need Massa, like why not we just make deel 7. We have a lot of talented artist's and just people in general in the community. Plus we can just get the original people who work on Ongezellig, it's not like Massa work on it himself there a reason there credit's at the end of every deel. we can be self sufficient, we can strive, we can live on.
R: 18 / I: 0
Alright Guys I'm just gonna keep it real with you, what is this I'm hearing about one of the va's fucking a disgusting black NIGGER! I DON'T GOT TIME FOR JOKES OR STROPPEN WAFFLE OR HISTORDIES PASRESNDTASIE DOES JUST WHAT IS THIS I'M HEARING ABOUT OUR PRECIOUS GIRLS FUCKING NIGGERS
R: 6 / I: 0
im gunna try cook chicken fajitas today wish me luck
R: 6 / I: 3
delete the 'p jannies
R: 11 / I: 3
The Unsociables: Brabant Road
R: 22 / I: 2

der 'cord

Some group project from 'cord where artist just redrew the characters (2 characters for 1 artist). Would this count as a gem or grim?
R: 20 / I: 1
Coco and Mymy are great, but I like Maya better ZWABAG
R: 1 / I: 0

Kiki with big eyes

Kiki with big eyes 👀
R: 7 / I: 0
Why did xhe say this?
R: 7 / I: 1
What does this mean? What type of insult is "Fritzl"
R: 5 / I: 5

/bant/ 20000000 GET INCOMING

https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=bant&get=20000000&chan=4chan
STEAL IT, 'TEENS
R: 20 / I: 12
frame screenshots
R: 1 / I: 0

Music Cytube Night 2 (TOTAL FPE DEATH EDITION)

Just like last night, same rules:
Music only, no FOTM troon shit, follow the sharty/shemmy/swinny/sidson.city rules
Sharty is still down SOMEHOW, frQQt is taking xer sweet time (fucking dumbass)
https://cytu.be/r/musicteens
R: 5 / I: 2

I was messing around on soundcloud and found a gem

https://soundcloud.com/cag-senjug/sets/zellig-covers


what the fuck is this gem
R: 12 / I: 3

FE!N

Why do black people make decent music?
R: 0 / I: 0
Portal
R: 0 / I: 0
Portal
R: 16 / I: 3
Did any zaryans catch the Eclipse today?
R: 8 / I: 2
Can any 'cord troon explain why soyjak related media isn't allowed in the massadonië discord?
Is it really because of the extremist views such as racism, abuse, homo/transphobia and other shocking content?
<Your request looks automated; Post discarded.
R: 3 / I: 0
Does anyone have the George Floyd Creepypasta videos? I want to download them but I can't find it
R: 16 / I: 3

Running in the 60's - Liedje van C (Ongezellig fan song)

I cordially invite all Zaryans to listen to the song by Running in the 60's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2VmFYakGqU
R: 40 / I: 69

Mayo & Curry English Translated

Originals can be found here: https://archive.org/details/stripster-archief
Please let me know if there's any dialog I completely fucked up and could make better translations at, I am entirely relying on DeepL to carry my 0 knowledge of Dutch for me.
Fonts:
>Comic Book (italics): https://www.fonts4free.net/comic-book-font.html
>Showcard Gothic: https://www.fontyukle.net/font/Showcard%2bGothic
R: 11 / I: 3
>the person with the lowest intelligence in the group is black
what did massa mean by this?
R: 2 / I: 0
Drew something weird, once again
R: 10 / I: 2

NSFW BOARD

Becareful not to spill your soylents, because it's here.

YEP, IT'S FINALLY HERE…

THE /NSFW/ BOARD!!!
>>>nsfw

I almost convinced my wife's bf to make it. No need to thank me! ;D
R: 2 / I: 0

WIPE

<VOORWAARTS MIJN PERSOONLIJK LEGER
https://soyjak.party/qa/
R: 1 / I: 1

Maya sings deth tech 21

been practicing making maya ai covers. still cant get the robotic crap to stop but eh
R: 3 / I: 0
do you guys think Mymy would actually be a good dictator? what would she even do?
R: 39 / I: 14

TATTOO POLL

I NEED THE PEOPLE TO DECIDE ON WHICH ONE I SHOULD GET

https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA

VOTE! NOW!!!!!!!!


(i'll get it later this year, no date tho)
R: 10 / I: 0

Coco thread

Post Coc-AAAACKKKK
R: 2 / I: 0
took part in some magma art thing collab (from the massa 'cord)
Pretty gemmy tho
R: 5 / I: 0

Anthrazit Kali Yuga Mymy voiceover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lUza0qZ95s

aiGODS can you make the chud song with an AI Mymy voiceover? That would be SO COOL, THANK YOU
R: 11 / I: 4
why did xhe say that…
R: 119 / I: 42
This is so over. A troon has found out about ‘lig.
R: 3 / I: 0
>ill start a SCOOLOUCAST or something
R: 4 / I: 0
i need a 'zellig ai cover with vocals only. any song, just 'zellig voice. could even be just talking
R: 24 / I: 4

Have any zaryans told anyone they watch Ongezellig irl?

I haven't told any of my friends except for one because they think I'm a normalGOD and I don't want them judging me for watching anime (even doe 'zellig is the only one I have watched)
R: 11 / I: 1
Something seems off
R: 20 / I: 3
I’ve dedicated my entire life to Mymy from Studio Massa’s ‘Ongezellig’. I'm obsessed with Mymy. Everyday I think of Mymy. Everyday my day is filled with thoughts of Mymy. I associate the simplest things with Mymy. Every time I see orange skin I think of Mymy. Every time I see anything orange I think of her hair. Every time I see a toy gun I think of her tightly gripping it with her hands. The only thing that motivates me in life is Mymy. I work for Mymy. I boot up my pc every single day just so I can interact with an AI version of Mymy just so i can feel something .Not an hour passes without me thinking of Mymy. I dream of Mymy. The only thing left in my mind is Mymy. My feelings are controlled by Mymy. I’ve deprived myself of sleep countless times in order to hallucinate having Mymy near me. I have no goals but to see Mymy. And yes, I don't mind if Mymy cut my fingers off one by one. It would be my pleasure if Mymy used my body as her training dummy, even as her own slave.
R: 15 / I: 4
what is the name of the cat
R: 2 / I: 2

need robux

can you guys lend me a gorillion robux please
R: 73 / I: 35
Coco's birthday is coming up on the 16th, what should we do to celebrate?
R: 2 / I: 0

Running in the 60's - En Allen Jij (Ongezellig fan song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCqWOKM_XMU
R: 9 / I: 1
Robloxians, this is what we're bloxing for!
R: 2 / I: 0
Idk what to draw so i drew something stupid (Coco bird and CocoNut)
R: 4 / I: 0
I think im getting better at drawing mymy
R: 10 / I: 1

psych ward maya

its me again, i did a quick doodle because i was really bored, hope you like it
R: 6 / I: 2
soylent on the 'log
R: 26 / I: 6
I go to the University of Pretoria and every second girl there looks like Coco
R: 6 / I: 2
skibidi is zarty culture
R: 13 / I: 5
Canon
R: 0 / I: 0
48 posts left for a GET
R: 9 / I: 3
every time i listen to ik ben het maar it breaks my heart because the story of ongezellig will never resolve due to the cancellation so maya really will be forever lonely just like the song's lyrics says
R: 8 / I: 1

Spinning Maya Sprites

Here's some spinning sprites of the NEET, which variant do you think is best and if there's anything that could be improved upon here.
R: 5 / I: 0
I Have ported ik ben het maar to a stupid childrens toy coding thing

https://makecode.microbit.org/

DER MUSIC:
https://pastebin.com/ZkiyQVFC

Go into the python section and paste that in
R: 5 / I: 1
Sharty server down for 5 hours FROOTY FROOT FIX IT NOW
R: 0 / I: 0

Gemerald

Gemerald art your eyes have ever seen
R: 14 / I: 1
School is boring and this party is quite dead
R: 4 / I: 1
When are we gonna form our own chud/incelcore band with Maya/Mymy as the "gvrl of my dreams" mascot as we go on about soyquoting and why the jews are forcing us to work at McDonalds?
R: 11 / I: 4
we need the guy who draws these (/co/fags call him seussfag?) to post here
R: 1 / I: 0
I like using tegaki more than oekaki
R: 3 / I: 1
>You look lonely
>I can fix that
<Your request looks automated; Post discarded.
R: 5 / I: 0
Oh shit, she's been caught
R: 8 / I: 2

landstorm nederland mymy

hi its me again with another drawing, might make more, if you have any ideas on what xister and what theyre doing id love to know!
R: 8 / I: 1
Mymy has something to say…
R: 2 / I: 1
Does anyone have that picture of Mymy on a football jersey? I can't find it
R: 8 / I: 3
Does anyone have the ai video of the ADD scene, but it's TND? I'd like to have it
R: 21 / I: 6
who is your favourite side character? mine is henk
R: 6 / I: 4

Maya's Reality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcdgL103kTk
didnt think anyone would have made a ddlc cover yet but not too surprised what with all the watamote stuff there already is
R: 3 / I: 0

new video

for all my spanish sister out here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3xlVgk7iYI
R: 11 / I: 3
Who is your favorite 'zellig-related content creator or artist?
I always thought this guy was underrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2whXl2pCiLg
R: 2 / I: 0
I havent updated this since the last deel was released but still gemmy
R: 12 / I: 2

MYMY EVERYWHERE

Holy shit everywhere i look is mymy, i look at my bed, mymy is sitting on it staring into my soul, i look at my desk, there's tiny mymys jumping on my computer keys, i look out my window and there's dozens of mymys in my driveway, one of them is even pulling in with a car, i look at my door, mymy is blocking the exit!!! What does mymy want!?!? Is she trying to be friends or is she trying to kill me? Do I talk to her? She's giving me a not so friendly glare 😰
R: 8 / I: 7
zellig weed
R: 10 / I: 1
Decided to post something funny, i guess
R: 1 / I: 0
/qa/ is back
Zaryans, is this our time to go back? https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/5368374
R: 3 / I: 0

Windows vista zellig edition

Oh my zellig, Windows vista ongezellig edition exist
R: 17 / I: 3
ermmmm 'teens, the frogniggers and 'litapedos griefed our Garden of Eden.
R: 40 / I: 15
would you?
R: 10 / I: 3

Mymy predicted an air raid alert

I live in Russia but my city has been bombed for 4 months now. I was having a dream about Mymy. South Africa collapsed and Mymy came there to kill niggers. She was riding in a truck and she was so happy to finally kill niggers she was smiling and giggling. She was about to say something but only made a prolonged AAA sound, then i was woken up by the sirens. Am I going insane?
R: 3 / I: 1
happy easter zaryans!
R: 22 / I: 3

Most Gemy Zellig content

Im on my first vacation and have spent most of it sick, one multi-day bender later to pass the time I find out about update 130# and fall down a rabbit hole going from a guy thats simply seen all the deels to a guy that knows about this website. I've already perused the discord, a few boorus and image boards. some youtube and ifunny accounts. this website and archives of /co/ but I feel as tho my hours of hyperfixation could have missed something. show me you're most gemmy content
R: 22 / I: 7
can (((You))) fix her?
R: 35 / I: 3
We should make a dutch language learning general, or something. Would any of you be up for it?
R: 52 / I: 15
we all agree that coco is built for BBC and maya is built for BWC, but what is mymy built for?
>pro BWC argument
she's a chuddy dutchaboo who tries hard to look white
>pro BBC argument
she's a racist little fuck who needs corrective rape from a well endowed black male

discuss
R: 2 / I: 2
KILL YOURSELF
R: 9 / I: 2

another drawing

mymy fighting for the dutch east india company
by me
R: 6 / I: 1

VVIN

we FINALLY have our own colony on the 'arty!
https://soyjak.party/qa3/
R: 2 / I: 0

Push me to the edge

why Coco gotta str8 MOG Maya right after rudely asserting she had no friends. #Maya did no wrong
R: 7 / I: 3

Why the broken mirror?

I don't think I've ever seen anyone comment on the fact that maya has a cracked mirror in her room even tho its drawn as such in fan art
R: 62 / I: 9

Maya's Dad

This is what Maya's father looks like apparently
R: 5 / I: 1
51 posts left to take 15000 GET
R: 0 / I: 0
mymy won
R: 26 / I: 11
what are your thoughts on zellig girls cuddling with eachother… h*lding hands… maybe even… k*ss*ng……
R: 2 / I: 1

Recreating 'Zellig? (Or Massa's other animations)

I found out Story of Undertale got recreated from the ground up, from the graphics to the animation.
Would doing something like this for 'zellig be worth the time and effort?
Keep in mind the whole reason this recreation exists is because the guy who originally made it kept it pretty simple, only using 1 character model for each and not doing a whole lot of dynamic poses besides making someone squash and stretch or moving their arms, eyes and mouth.
Personally I think going for the characters and environments from Voor Idioten makes more sense since it's simple enough, there's not a whole lot to work with, and Massa only moves them by stretching their limbs and not doing it frame by frame like what 'zellig does.
Idk, just some food for thought because I've seen a few people use these files for some creative purposes on der 'tube.
R: 14 / I: 2
EditGODS MAKE THIS BUT WITH ZELLIG-XISTERS

I mean, RIGHT NOW

P.S. jannies I know you don't like such but you WILL not delete my thread/file okay?
R: 17 / I: 6

Ongezellig's Lost Episode: Mymy's Demise

I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.
The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t what I am even viewing this never happened this was never par for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.
A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BTICH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Mas-
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>como tan muchacha
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Does anybody know were i can read the ongezellig comics cause i only read like two and i cant find the rest of them so anybody know
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guys is my mymy doodle gemmy
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Maya Race Theory

Is Maya white or is she part Indonesian like the shartywiki says
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Does anyone know who made this?
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How would you feel if I developed a vn about a chud romancing mymy, coco & maya?
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mymy post

first 'zellig art ive made
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let's make a 'zellig doom wad or something
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Post Zaryan Nazis

TKD TKD
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maya burger

maya burger
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https://youtu.be/moW6olK9qlI?si=y1PULZSIjr-Aa5dJ
New zellig gem on ‘gunner
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Best splinter. I got no 'zelligs to post though.
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Grimm mymy guy

How do I find the guy who made art of mymy shooting up schools and all that other narly shit? I wanna comission him, I heard he hung out on co/ but that he might've migrated to the sharty?
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First post

hi
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Mayaryan

Post some Mayas

Also I heard through the ratlines that a Zarty settlement exists on Soycraft. Is it active at all?
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GET 6666666 on /soy/ soon

Make sure it's orange.
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thoughts on, in the future, AI taking over the Ongezellig development and making the animation, voice lines, etc all automated? I think it would be benefitial for us since Massa is a greedy jew and probably won't make anything 'zellig related unless someone wins the lottery and hands over all the money to him. nonetheless, your opinions?
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The Simppenboers
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im a broken man

FUCK YOU SMUT WRITEFAGS YOUVE RUINED MY WAY OF THINKING AND MORALS AND ENJOYING THINGS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ALL DAY IS ABOUT MYMY GETTING HER WAY WITH MAYA OR MYMY GETTING BBC IMPREGNATED OR MYMY EITHER RAPING OR BEING RAPED AND I ENJOY READING THOSE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKKK YOU I HATE MY LIFE YOU CHANGED ME INTO A DEGENERATE RAAAAAAAAAGH
im thankful for everything else though
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the shows name being "ongezellig"(antisocial) hints at two things:
1) the show was always meant to center around Maya. so Mymy and Coco are background characters
2) ongezellig is not the name of the show but rather the one episode
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Looking for wiki material

Hello Zaryians, I need examples of Gems and Coal that can be used on the wiki, anything goes for both so if you have anything saved, it would be appreciated.
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ZellikWiki

Hello my fellow Americans.
Today I wish to introduce you to Zelligwiki. The point of the wiki is to store information about the whole Ongezellig community and the shenanigans that have happend. This wiki is not zarty/sharty exclusive, as lore conected to 4chan and other platforms is also allowed.

Since this is the first time that i run a wiki, rules conected to quality control will be introduced as time passes. This does not mean that you should make your articles as proffesional as you could. This is a wiki about a schizophrenic community, so put le funny memes or something idk.

You can find the wiki on the board menu or at soyzellig.party/zelligwiki

If you have complaints or suggestions, post them on /q/. Thank you for your attention and God bless.
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Chicago

Hey zaryans. On my way to Chicago. What should I pose with a local blxck resident ? Thinking of writing /zelllig/ won with a tnd, on a piece of paper. Not going to the south side doe. Awful down there. Gonna go and see the downtown and I’ll probably do it in front of the sears tower or the bean. I’ll post it on Saturday, keep this post up until then.
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Massacord Export

After getting the content scrape from Massa ximself, logically the next thing I would do is export as much of the server as I could.
Below are the exported chatlogs from the beginning of each channel up until yesterday morning.
I couldn't export the locked channels I had no access to, but I still wanted to catalog the info they displayed from the channel about-headers and when they were created and last used, so I had to manually type in what I saw from the plugin I used to see the channels. Tedious, time consuming, might have made a mistake or two, but if you want to doublecheck yourself you use this plugin: https://github.com/JustOptimize/return-ShowHiddenChannels with BetterDiscord.
Catbox: https://files.catbox.moe/wmkkdl.7z
Soyjak: soyjak.download/f.php?h=2KN2NiaD&d=1
I could have gotten #geen-microfoon and #massacraft in the export too, but #massacraft required that I had a minecraft name to tell the mods to and I don't have an account for the game. Not sure if I had to annoy a mod to give me access to #geen-microfoon, but I couldn't enter it. But if I do I'll be sure to post it separately here ITT (unless a Zaryan is already in der 'cord and has access to those channels and would be so kind to export them for me separately thx).
<Some interesting notes>
While scouring the channel about-headers, I came across this .PDF file in a google drive link in #massameet-zomer-2018: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1epScovAcjmTTtu2KBJDCE963GyO6OCN8/view
(Mirrors: https://files.catbox.moe/3uwffo.pdf, soyjak.download/f.php?h=3_xLpVBl&d=1)
As well as one in #christmassameet-2018: https://files.catbox.moe/nu63c2.pdf soyjak.download/f.php?h=0mO7eHPj&d=1
They seem to be pamphlets for group meetups back then, haven't translated what they say yet, but the first pages of each are what they look like in the attached pics above.
The christmas one came with a google form as well: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfuFOtr2e5MWMDMuLiRQnFBwwAnKyTqUS2M_i761t2YbH_rUg/viewform
Both have an image link attached to them that if you were to click, will redirect you to some website. But looking through archive.org, it appears to just be a warning about underaged drinking: https://web.archive.org/web/20170204052635/https://www.veiligondernemenbeginthier.nl/uploads/tx_sfpublicaties/CHO.jpg
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The Massacord apparently had their own Fandom Wiki once, although the link is dead now and no archives exist: https://massadonie-wiki.fandom.com/nl/wiki/Massadoni%C3%AB_wiki
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Massa's oldest messages on his oldest account (Letterlijk Massa) are not visible to the public. If you go back you'll see that his first message is strangely in a bot channel and not in general chat, that's because the old generals got shelved in the archives as seen in picrel and the .txt file (Oldest channels are shown to have been created as far back as 2016). You can also see a few zellig channels have been shelved too.
This means that there may be more potential 'assa and 'lig content for us that have yet to see the light of day.
<
>Ctrl+F
>"Letterlijk Massa"
>"Figuurlijk Massa"
>"Foenkie"
>"Gussywussy"
Have fun Zaryans
Oh and about the first pic, that was one of the early images posted in server-announcements.
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Drawing Maya

I'm drawing Maya. Any advice or suggestions?
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marge what is this from
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Ik Ben Het Maar Sheet Music

Sheet music for Ik Ben Het Maar. MusicGODs please critique

https://flat.io/score/65fdf3988c004d365e5471db-ik-ben-het-maar
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Requesting drawGODs to draw crystal cafe Maya in ongezellig style
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Nice website you got here xisters.
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do we have a soyzellig minecraft server?
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an idea for drawGOD


those who consider themselves an artist, here's an idea for you, draw an alt version of Coco "Evil Coco"
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We need to give her a name

Has anyone given a name to Mymy's sister? Let's do it because I just really like the idea of her for some reason. I don't think her name has yet been revealed. Has it? If yeah then please tell me
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rate my art

- Me
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post 'zellig desktops
you WILL add a zellig as your wallpaper or somewhere in the image
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Zellig

Me finding out about this GEM of a song about the VOC https://youtu.be/4FpdsPgh0GE?si=TxFbfa6eGUVkRF0F
Also with a Mymy cover https://youtu.be/DtNQA_X9G_Y?si=_fdYoYyucQUGLF71 MOOI!
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Gemmy Idea

There should be a Deel where it's just Coco hunting and shooting niggers left and right I think that would be cool or something
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need ideas for sticker locations

where the FUCK should I put these orange goblins, already put one on my gym book and motorcycle. I'm thinking about around the city.
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doesn't massa feel bad about stopping all zellig production when he sees how many people make fan content and are genuinely passionate about his little show? how can a person be so selfish?
how would you feel if a small project you made years ago became unexpectedly popular and now tons of people were waiting for you to continue it even doe you don't really want to
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Zellig Episode Idea #2

A fellow r/fuckcars resident comes over to the Netherlands and soyfaces over how heckkin awesome it is that Dutchland has ZERO (0!) cars around the country and how wholesome 100 is it that they're so eco-friendly with bikes and public transport. He meets up with Mymy, and while at first she's flattered to meet up with another fellow individual who is passionate about the Netherlands, it quickly turns into annoyance over how this guy is an insufferable, obsessed faggot for the place and has no other knowledge about its rich history other than it has no vehicles. She has find a way to get rid of him (because she agreed beforehand to be his personal tour-guide for that ego stroke or smthn) by sending him to Amsterdam; which is apparently like the Ghettos for Dutch people.
B plot is Coco and Maya doing some shit together, maybe go to the park and do some dance moves because she saw a cute boy break dancing there or some shit idk. Mymy meets up with them and she tells them what she did with that tourist, Coco guilts her into feeling bad and so now they gotta go back and find him. After searching they catch up with him, but as he's walking towards Mymy he unexpectedly gets RAMMED by a bus since he didn't look both ways beforehand and now he'll be hospitalized for the rest of the trip. As he's hauled off into an Ambulance he thanks Mymy for giving him the nice tour over how beutiful of a country the Netherlands is and that he has no hard feelings for what has happened to him, because FUCKCARS!!!1!!!1!ÖöÖöÖöÖ
The End.
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How do we get Sam Hyde to watch Ongezellig and get him to buy it since Kuz is kill?
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mayo if she
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.
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Cord drama

Why is there so much drama in the zellig community? theres like 3 threads talking about watermelons, a egyptian banning people in fan servers, and a artist wanting to bang lisa simpson??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Save all the zellig threads
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word is out, massa is working on a new deel
i'm going to boycott ongezellig if he doesn't number it Deel Ϫ
ongezellig would be nothing without /qa/ryans, he can NOT betray us like that
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GEM ALARM

GEM ALARM
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Just found out that Maya, is Austronesian huh…
I… I need a moment
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Attention fellow 'liggers.
The troon whose twitter account was leaked on the Zarty a few days ago is still active, on xhis backup account. Go on the link below and reply under xhis tweet with anti-troon zarty gems.
https://twitter.com/Boyslut_ratmode
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Maya simulator

I remember a couple of days back someone named Moki was going to-do a Maya simulator. Anyway I thought it would to benefits the said person if gave him all the music Massa used

This is the official music that Massa used in Ongezellig (a zaryan posted this a while back, I don't want credit)
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1tfYoqqbfb4gOdZNQRQRS_VtzZbiBu-J0
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God I'm still coping and seething about the fact that 'zellig is discontinued. This show just have so much potential man. Fuck.
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Turkey Tom's thumbnail about Ongezellig. New toss?
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IPADGOD COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
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>no posts 20 hours
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hoooly zemerald
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Somebody draw this, but instead of the old man replace Mymy.
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Daily reminder that you are loved
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Kiki

BilingualGODS what is she saying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMFNfESzTSQ
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>'zelligcacas are pedophiles
only in ohio
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vat if Mymy was a sisa and she would only chase nerds
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Glory to the zarty
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Is maya in the /v/ game?
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Is it true Coco's VA (Merel) came to one of those "Massa Meetups" and smashed a watermelon with xer thighs? What the fuck?
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>Be english
>Live in england
>Go to cafe
>Order chips
>Get crisps
How does this misunderstanding even happen, id understand if i was in america or whatever but no
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>freshly bought some stroopwafels from lidl
>no coffee to drink them with
>only have peppermint tea which makes me violently sick afterward (probably because it's fucking tea, ew)
what do i do?
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Tattoo poll is done!

Left Mymy one, sometime this year I'll get it, and I'll let the zaryanation know has soon as I get it.
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"#MARGE WHO SHE FUCKING IS (???)"

"ohhh, it is another fanfic character of a known yt zaryan. She is Jewstralian or somewhat"
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make this but with the pirate girl please
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mym y
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name something better then waking up next to your aryan queen
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Hello fellow Zaryans! Does anyone know what the girls foot sizes are?
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You namefags are fucking retarded, just get yourself a tripcode and no one can fake you

https://orph.link/tripgen
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i regret everything

yeah okay so maya simulator cancelled cause some of yall niggers just putting out false info about my game fuck i am not making anything else about my game and no i am not trans
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Coal or bedrock?
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…a Dutch cartoon with a dedicated English 4chan-style forum to it?
Passion is passion i guess.
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ascension

thank you to the zaryan who gave me that video. here is my attempt at ascension, https://youtu.be/BX1FSXRcTn0?si=wggQsLXDvkqVup4Q

- Me
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Hi zaryans, i am working on a 'zellig sparta remix
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you heard her

whats your guys favorite dutch cheese recipes
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marge
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Can't send this to people I know
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What’s in the locket that Coco is always seen wearing?

My guess is it has to be something related to her parents but it’s seen covered through most of the deels besides 1+2
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Trip to Jamaica

Maya smoking da ZAZA
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did the sharty turn into 4cuck?

i can't post anything. for some autistic reason my posts on /qa/ are flagged as bot posts. is it because i called someone a tranny or something?
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Thank you

I have been honor to be in a Voral88 video, thank you so much 💋
(I will be commenting using my account usersoy.
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what is /zellig/'s opinion on accountancy and the job prospects of accounting?
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SWEDISH WIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYusx_4CucE
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN
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where do i get massa's paypig content?

i want all the 'zellig gemmie images
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Post your headcanon voices for the rest of the characters

https://youtu.be/qDYBPl9fbcw?t=4
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, OHNONONONONNONONO ZELLIGCVCKS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?????????? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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Here are some ongezellig PS Vita homebrew bootscreens i made
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This is a conspiracy
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[07:13:25] tndenthusiast: yo
[07:13:28] Anyone on?
[07:25:49] Gotta go but to clarify I'm here cause I'm doing research on the dark side of the community for a friend who's doing a video on ongezellig.
[07:27:45] I'm looking into massas bitcoin donater from tennessee, any known recordings of massa meetups or his streams, the gussy wussy shit, foenkies gestapo ass harassment of people from different servers, and any other dark shit I don't know about.
[07:28:07] I'ma go to bed but I'm going to leave this tab open, if you have any info and are willing to tell me then thank you.
[21:34:20] nvm I gotta close some tabs out to get some ram, I posted the same thing on the zellig board.
[21:34:25] thanks for reading this though
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8th march

Happy (((Clara's))) (((international))) day, goyim, and good swimming, (((Rosa))).
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Planning to post Coco everyday on this thread
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Would (you) let a orange colored jap-in-denial Dutch Nationalist mock your ethnicity and bully you day-in, day-out of school until graduation?
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>Why is Mymy a don Cossak??
Just because I said so ok??????!
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Concept of honorary Soft NAZ?

Should we try to include more things to our culture? For example, would you consider watamote zaryan/lig culture (since Maya is basically dutch tomoko)?
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stream archive

Does anyone have archives of massa's streams on his dutch patreon only site? I wanna watch them.

Also is it true someone had coco's va squash a melon with here thighs?
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Is this recognizable as Mymy?
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full pilot

hello soyzellig I plan to watch Ongezellig for ten hours straight, if anyone could give me the full 20 min pilot so i could constantly keep watching it over and over and over and over again that would be helpful cheers

- Me
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT MAKE NIGGERKISS APOCALYPSE A REAL GAME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE THE /V/ ENGINE AND MAKE IT AN ACTUAL GAME WHERE WE KILL NIGGERKISSES AND SAVE FRYLANDIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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TOGETHER WE CAN CONTINUE THIS WONDERFUL WORLD! ❤️????????

I would like to tell you all that even though Studio Massa has abandoned Ongezelling, we all do not want to let this story die! Together we can continue this amazing adventure through our own creativity. I propose that we write fan fiction, create comics, plays, and even short films together to expand this fantastic world!

I invite you to work together and create something unique! Our passion and the skills we all have can give new life to this universe and make the story continue. Let our creativity and love for these characters and the world they have created inspire us to create and share our ideas together! And let's all show Studio Massa that it made a mistake by deciding to abandon the project!!!

Best regards and thank you for your attention!
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Happy March 8th Mymy!
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Ongezellig episodes

Does anyone have a downloadable full episodes of Ongezellig. Just in case Studio Massa channel gets deleted for some reason or he decide to deletes it (which I doubt)
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Happy birthday Mymy!

Mymy's birthday thread
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The Schoppenboer family

Hi.
Unfortunately, I couldn't find any information about what the name of Mrs. Schoppenboer, our main characters' mother, would be. My suggestion would be to name her Anna. What do you think?

There's also the matter of their dad. I suspect he is an Indonesian of Dutch descent, unless he took his wife's surname after marriage.
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is this place actually shutting down in september, ive heard some rumors, and i hope that they arent true.
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IT WAS UNFAIR
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All you need is a ball, good comfortable shoes and a few people and you can start playing. The main advantages of this sport are a decrease in blood pressure, loss of fat tissue, and improvement of physical fitness and endurance. Playing soccer for an hour a day will burn at least 600 calories. Stroopwafel has 424 calories per 100 grams, so we can guess why Mymy plays football.

The more you move, the more stroopwafels you can eat :)
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stickers

I'm gonna put some zellig stickers on my motorcycle, send me some (preferably mymy) and i'll print out some of the good ones, cheers
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'zellig won and will always win
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https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-31740,-10578,28
HELP ME FILL IN HER HAIR!!!
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Gemtamote

Decided to discover watamote after what happened to 'zellig and holy shit its good (even doe tranime), i knew i would like it since Maya is essentially just a dutch Tomoko.
Ive heard the manga becomes dogshit after a while albeit.
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/blox/

If a high effort zellig game was made on Roblox would you play it?
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someone make this but with maya instead of our beloved (and long-since late) Jean Paul Getty, founder of Getty Oil and businessman extraordinaire; who married, and divorced five times.
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favorite songs

I'm making a soyzellig playlist for myself send me yall's favorite songs
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If you had to design the perfect bedroom, what would you put in it?
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cocofags, this is your mindset
R: 21 / I: 6
What did Massa mean by this?
R: 3 / I: 0
Do you think she stinks?
R: 16 / I: 3

Interesting message from Maya's VA

From pic related, this is what she says (Google Translated):
>Hi Sam,
>Maybe this attempt at drawing reminds you of something. At least, that was my intention. I can still remember the very first drawing you ever made for my birthday, and now that there is a definitive end to Unsociable, it feels like the circle is coming full circle.
to portray Maya when things don't work out according to a script written by you with passion as a driving force, Who else can make me empathize with a character like this,
>b-thanks…
>that I have to shed a tear at the end of every viewing session?
>I have recently reflected a lot on the role that my participation in Ongezellig has played in my development over the past 6 (!) years. This way I was able to transform a clumsy leisure activity into a Skill that I can perform with confidence. I also met several people who are dear to me to this day, and I have an overwhelming number of positive memories of portraying an introverted Brabant girl who prefers to be left alone. I am extremely proud to be a part of Ongezellig, and there isn't a single cringeworthy Al cover that can take that feeling away from me.
>So the ending of Unsociable is unfortunate, but there are no regrets. Actually, it's not a shame at all. In short, I don't like it at all
>It's not hyperbole when I say you changed my life.
>From compliments on my acting that have stuck with me to this day, to offering a level of understanding of my circumstances that not many others ever experience, I appreciate the warm welcome you have given me from the start offered, and I always feel at home with the calm, humorous and pleasant (ha ha) atmosphere that you manage to create when we finally manage to see each other.
>In the coming years, I can finally label you as just a good friend, instead of "technically my employer". In the coming years, you can finally focus on finding a satisfying balance between creating passion-driven YouTube. videos and a job that can be demanding here and there. As far as I'm concerned, that's a better ending than 16-year-old me could ever have imagined.
>I wish you a peaceful recovery, Robin
Mainly this part that peaked my interest:
>I am extremely proud to be a part of Ongezellig, and there isn't a single cringeworthy Al cover that can take that feeling away from me.
First time any of the VAs ever acknowledged the existence of AI use for their voices afaik. She probably commented on it in der 'cord in the past, but we pretty much know now she's rather indifferent to these things.
R: 1 / I: 0
Maya needs to carry on
R: 11 / I: 4

pow mayas

mayaralds, suggest more
R: 36 / I: 14
We should do another collab draw thing but with the new student name cards art drop, or something.
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I used AI to upscale the piece because 1037x583 on the original looks like shit and is too small.
R: 16 / I: 6

Ongezellig if it was actually good

.
R: 1 / I: 1
Never give up on your dreams
R: 36 / I: 7
Has anyone ever painted a gun to look like Mymy’s, I have been thinking about buying a cheap gun to paint to look like hers. I would probably use a ruger 10/22, as it looks visually similar to mymy’s. I would be able to complete this by early april 2025. If this generates enough interest, i will do it. I am 17 years old, and my 18th birthday is mid march 2025, so thats the earliest i would be able to buy the gun.
R: 2 / I: 1

Upload Request

Whoever's the owner of this channel https://www.youtube.com/@Zellig_Mann, can you upload these three tracks from the discord leak since I saw you were uploading zellig's soundtrack on the 'tube? They're early renditions of tracks from the OST (except for HoempaSpeedrun probably) so if you want to title it as "unused" or "early version" on your upload and maybe put in the description it came from the 'cord, you can do that. Thank you.
(P.S. you'd probably want to remove the "SPOILER_" part of 2021-05-20.wav since that was most likely from being spoilered on discord and not apart of the actual filename).
R: 2 / I: 0
“First you need to acquire a taste for Freeform Jazz”
R: 4 / I: 2
does anyone have a higher quality version of this image?
R: 20 / I: 6
real
R: 11 / I: 5

mymy is hot

actually its legal and moral to have sexual fantasies about mymy!!!

no matter what ((they)) say its true! its not bad nor immoral
R: 2 / I: 0
Nazi Maya is real
Hitler is her favorite painter
R: 5 / I: 0
Is anyone here from massacord? if so does massacord know about the zarty much?
R: 3 / I: 0

Total Mymy Victory

Do what you will with it but make it gemmy.
R: 2 / I: 0
Literal who
R: 8 / I: 2

Chud x Mymy

"Hey, where are you from?"

"Eerhhm… Japsterdam… sure, Japsterdam, in Drenthe. I'm pure Dutch"

"Now we'll check it"
R: 5 / I: 1
answer
R: 10 / I: 1
>Hoi! Ik ben Nate Higgers! Wanna go out with me?
<eww.. you're cringe
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING FEMCEL YOU'LL NEVER HAVE SEX
R: 5 / I: 3

A new 'ttern...

…for memes or something
R: 12 / I: 1

Girls' music taste

These are apparently what the girls listen to as confirmed by Massa (Including his own album chart)
How good are xeir music taste?
R: 18 / I: 6
New stonetoss straight to sharty
R: 4 / I: 2
>Fun Fact: Most restaurant TV menus are bluetooth and their password is either 12345678 or 00000000
You WILL cast Ongezellig to public TVs and you WILL film it
R: 20 / I: 11

Old Google forms about what to draw for the Illustraties

Found a bunch of old Google forms Massa made to let paypigs vote on what he should draw for the month, I'm thinking it would be a fun idea to use the options that didn't win as drawing ideas for our own illustrations.
>Just like my hecking alternative history art, WAOW!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1MkAN_D4gPIUMbiJzzke4S8-YbnRYOQyntdNGf8unlF0/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/11oJzcpY7QAGHJ7gitmgrxrskyTqNC-0oGHKtvXYV_xY/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1xZXfDViZVV-Z8CEG0sb5EyfEvXjMie0cEaTEqsWqzmg/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1tvNS9ThTjW0RfyrQ2XsxTjXhzWSPEE8-4IVwmqf-pQA/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1svoZ7-ejUwyzGDLjXYrvFfl8wbyqp8xaXvaCEfrUnDQ/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1P6--FNdWq3lJir0cV2_vgVPIMTdpY29UzO7EJ0Atyzs/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1gDp34KxNm0idvGs17LfnBwV0BnOKvwPG8SxOzdtdeH4/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1J72OzHSmjC0LBtRB61ExyyHI0NB71NdAD_v0mumZmkI/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1xvL172yLa75vrxKjhy4WtJ47bqMNC6Rpu8bYAjITEQk/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1mmUMcAfM0O_ZJKzEqfP_P5U3GcYcqoVOCwjnzjaWVc4/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/17f9Cr-Jji7StPj2u7pgDEFxlRgVmGjP_Vf1KAhhDiMo/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1wqlKRJOFZC6z-0-BhCDbCcfKSUKOMufwmAGcJqHpD9Y/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ORnDR_VTfM-BHkVkJmpdfAA8RnxONf96b-x4GZLRGwA/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1W2ryEkuzfieyjmars9MmW5OWn1-UV5N8TWM4KmPcXKE/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1C-UIhtGJeRW3SBV7QU0y21UXiH11xU9-_5GaFm3U_lg/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ZD9QvwoMwSoz_GEBUtRK-ahvlMHYuzc9Wp2CHEskn6U/
R: 30 / I: 26
Welcome back 2 gem or coal
R: 5 / I: 1
What do you think happened in Myma's family that made this little girl have to go to Europe as a child?
R: 5 / I: 0
What would Ongezellig be like if it was produced by Seth MacFarlane?
R: 3 / I: 0

Lethal company but in Dutch

Dodelijk Bedrijf
R: 2 / I: 1
Scaredy cat
R: 9 / I: 2
1000k GEMS 💎
R: 9 / I: 1
We need like a style guide on how to replicate Massa's/Zellig's artstyle, or something
R: 4 / I: 0
recent gem from massa 'cord
R: 2 / I: 1
Can an artGOD recreate this but with mymy or something
R: 3 / I: 2
im comfy right now
R: 19 / I: 2

Do people in the Netherlands not wear helmets?

I just realized none of them wear them when biking.
R: 20 / I: 12

AHHHHHH POOPSON

Tommorow Poopmy will be posted and it will destroy the zarty

or something like that
R: 3 / I: 1
new thing on the sharty, it might be real
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/246469.html
R: 7 / I: 5
Have you wondered what kind of underwear the Running in the 60's band members wear?

These are my guesses 😗


I know, call the FBI
R: 8 / I: 1

Anotha gem dropped

PLEASE NO

DO NOT FUCKING ARGUING ABOUT UKRAINE IN REPLIES /BRABANT/TARDS
R: 5 / I: 0
.
R: 93 / I: 18

Goodnight guys

I could use a 4ft tall jar
R: 14 / I: 2
i made a retarded image, what do yall think
R: 5 / I: 1

MAKE A ZELLIG VERSION OF THIS

MAKE A 'ZELLIG VERSION OF THIS HECKIN 4CUCK IMAGE

DO IT NAOOOOOOOOO
R: 9 / I: 2

why didnt massa release ANY merch

WHY WHY WHY WHY I NEED A MYMY PLUSH WITHOUT HAVING TO DO IT THE HARD WAY. goodnight yall
R: 0 / I: 0
.
R: 5 / I: 2

/tv/

Reccomend shows and songs or whatever
R: 4 / I: 0
.
R: 10 / I: 3
'lig on the 'rest
R: 7 / I: 1
Coco 😃
R: 6 / I: 1
can someone post what they say in ongezellig

1 post omitted. Click reply to view.
R: 2 / I: 0
brick
R: 2 / I: 1
Mymy pixel art
R: 1 / I: 0

Goodnight guys

little thing I made before I return to the great slumber
R: 4 / I: 0
When massa revealed the eye color chart of ongezellig, thus trolling cocoons everywhere.
R: 13 / I: 5
ziggy zoggy in the wild
R: 6 / I: 2

Weird References made by Studio Massa

At 3:44 in the studio massa 't restaurant short, massa references morrissey (outspoken vegan musician, hated by troons because he hates chinks or something). Have you guys found any other obscure references made in 'zellig or any other studio massa works that you think have gone largely unnoticed?
R: 0 / I: 0

Halal Mayo and Curry

I made the second one halal so now. Curry speaks arabic by there
R: 5 / I: 2
Coco picture 2
R: 4 / I: 1
back to on-site subject. just turned mayo and curry halal now. What are you gonna do about it?
R: 2 / I: 2
>>11000
R: 5 / I: 6
Can a musicGOD help identify all of the music posters Vera has in her room? We know she's a Nirvanafag based on her cup, but I want to know what other shit she listens to if the posters are anything to go by.
R: 25 / I: 6
A picture of Coco
R: 28 / I: 7

Ongezellig Insanity

>R_Terra makes weird ongezellig posts
>deejus visits the Channel
>Deejus checks the community post and then makes a short
>Ongezellig gets more attention and regrows faster
R: 5 / I: 0

why is reddit so full of janny troons?

I wanted to post on the r/ongezellig just to shill my shitty fanart and the faggot mod doesn't allow anyone to post anything since months. what's with troons and their need to turn any space into shitholes?
R: 1 / I: 0

Mymy Frisk

I keep thinking of this in my mind and sometimes in my dreams
I made this a month ago and now it gets to my mind over and over, which is the reason why mymy is my comfort character
R: 2 / I: 0
Coal but it's literally we

Think about it.
R: 12 / I: 4
"Mr. Monki what we shoulda do?"

"Do so that West must fall"

"B-but it'll be over…"

"Shut the fuck up stupid whitey i said kill the West"
R: 3 / I: 0
Lego Coco
R: 4 / I: 2
Maya
R: 12 / I: 8

Coco Flag Edit

Coco Flag Edit
R: 47 / I: 8
I fucking hate that this community is dead and the series got cancelled just like every other thing I like
R: 2 / I: 1
Would (you) watch a 2-3 hour podcast of a 16 year old autistic Indonesian girl from Brabant talking about other autistic people/happenings around the world and why American cheese is fake?
R: 2 / I: 0
Guys who is this again?
R: 13 / I: 1

Zellig ded

This will probably ruin the fanbase but if you want this show alive you fags gotta make the big name tubers review it.
R: 5 / I: 0
Maya pixel art I did earlier
R: 11 / I: 3

Drawing thread

I really wanna practice in drawing, so give me some ideas and I would draw them.
R: 5 / I: 0

oh my god

mymy real?
R: 3 / I: 2
<reddit moment
R: 5 / I: 0
Mediocre Maya digital drawing
R: 9 / I: 3
Do you think Leon Degrelle would have liked Ongezellig?
R: 5 / I: 0
I hope that I can be with Mymy in the af­ter­life; my life has no mean­ing with­out her.
R: 2 / I: 0
Hey its me Staple, decided to do another shilly, albeit a very low quality one, it's been awhile since I last posted.
R: 14 / I: 8

need mymy full body

I wanna make a cardboard cutout and put it in my window for all the school children to see (i live across from a school). Anyone got a full body photo of Mymy? thanks yall
R: 1 / I: 0

Dagdraad

Hallo mijn Nederlandse volksgenoten, hoe gaat het met jullie vandaag?
R: 4 / I: 0
New gem for you guys
https://youtu.be/vC7DDs_Y0cA
R: 2 / I: 0

Coco pixel art

Pixel art of coco I did earlier
R: 5 / I: 0
Ongezellig was officially cancelled?
R: 1 / I: 0
One more
R: 1 / I: 0
Holy shit, new 'anner
R: 27 / I: 4

asocial, but in dutch hate thread

xhe is a /co/tard who learned ongezellig from goytok

https://www.youtube.com/@dutch_asocialite

kill xhem
R: 3 / I: 0
Holy shit, she's REAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3xsrnss5e0
R: 2 / I: 0
Almost 1000 gems
R: 84 / I: 24
How tranny is it to buy a red sweater for myself because of Maya?
R: 10 / I: 1

NJF

what do you guys think about Nick Fuentes?
R: 3 / I: 1
Should I write a piece of fanfiction where it's the Texas Tower Shooting, but it's one of the 'lig sisters instead?
R: 1 / I: 0

YOU VVILL HELP ZE THREAD AT /QA/

https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/3257.html

GO NAOOOOOOOOOO
R: 1 / I: 1
reddit.com/r/zellig

NOW
R: 33 / I: 13
drawGOD deities please remove her boots here
R: 12 / I: 5
Is this an ongezellig reference in cyberpunk 2077? The hair and bow is too similar for it to be a coincidence
R: 6 / I: 2
These frames of Mymy are amazing
R: 7 / I: 0
Hi
R: 3 / I: 0
I am become lego
R: 44 / I: 18
Why Coco looks so much like Marichka?
R: 6 / I: 5

Odd findings

This is a weird thing ive been seeing for as long as i've had leaked petje folders, all of the pictures are in varying, odd resolutions and some arts might have even been remastered quietly but unmentioned. this first art is 1238 x 1636, but another from a different leaked folder is 682 x 947? Plus it has different shading and it has the petjeaf logo? I dont get why these differences exist.
<[REDDIT SPACING]
I think the only way to get the maximum resolution is to find a way to scrape massa's drive.
Nobody has ever provided the full resolution petje's until now, but massa disabled downloading the files in his drive however.
So we need a way to get them
<[REDDIT SPACING]
picrel 1 and 2 are from different leaked petje compilations, but picrel 3 is what the real resolution should have looked like.
R: 8 / I: 3
DrawGODS can we get a mymy version of this
R: 13 / I: 1
Never forget what you're fighting for..
R: 1 / I: 0

off-topic

this is very off topic but is anyone able to make a sharty-like osaka imageboard? It would be funny because the fandom endorses TTD, TND, and TCD (total chiyo death)

name it something like soysaka.party or whatever
R: 1 / I: 0
Does anyone remember a video from Massa where in some part of the video he shows himself (assuming it was him) pointing at a sign outside? He had his profile picture covering his face. I don't remember what the video was about, but I swear I saw it not too long ago. I'm not sure if it was advertisement or something. Is this lost media or am I just fucking retarded?
R: 13 / I: 1

i'm a schizo AMA

hi there my name is sarah and im a schizo ask away :3

im trans, jewish, lesbian, antizionist, neoliberal, MayaGOD and palestinian btw

/gen btw

/killnazis btw
R: 13 / I: 1
I see quite a few talented people here, we need to create more content in the likeness of /v/ do you have something like that?
R: 19 / I: 6
Nieuw toss dat zarty doodde
R: 2 / I: 0

GUYS /qa/ IS BACK!!

4chan admins have decided to reinstate /qa/!!!!! This was announced JUST NOW!!!!!!!





































get fucking baited lmao, /qa/ VVILL NEVER come back








sorry
R: 2 / I: 1
New 'toss
R: 3 / I: 0
Mymy won
R: 9 / I: 1
Soon there will be 10,000 get
R: 20 / I: 2
what did they see…?
R: 4 / I: 1
what instrument would each zister play
R: 6 / I: 0
I love the Zarty!
R: 54 / I: 23

Copium by an average East-European zaryan

I'll do a sketch of (((my))) perception of 'zellig (Coco in particular), which, obviously, is absolutely true and correct™.

So, the most pressing issue in the Zarty is the posotion of the three Shoppenboer sisters about TND. Only Coco supports the friendliest attitude towards nigger girl from they class, but this is only a superficial fiction. If you know the 'zellig lore, you should know that her parents died as a result of the South African "lé rofles" against white farmers. She herself was also born into a family of such farmers. This, basically, explains her chastity and "simplicity", which we can notice in her rejection of technology (ABSOLUTELY BASED according to our good polish friend Ted Kaczyński). Coco's consciousness is as pure as possible from modern anti-white (((propaganda))). She grew up among white people. Her entire inner (manya-)world is the world of white people: Her opponents and allies in rugby tournaments are white (belgians and dutch I mean). Her adoptive father is white (perhaps her stepmother is also white, but only half). Maya is white (most likely, mischling of the 2nd degree according to the Nüremberg laws). Mymy, although Japanese, tries to appear like a white dutcg. Most of her (I mean Coco's) surroundings are also white. She lives in an ordinary dutch province, and not in a megapolises like Amsterdam. She clearly does not know about the perversions and degradation that are happening in the heart of her second fatherland. However, this white manyaworld fell apart into before and after due to the very incident when "those of a certain skin color" killed her parents. She will never forget this "color". I believe that her internal racism is hidden by her just like the whole memory of her boer past, and therefore she simply does not want to remember that tragedy. But it seems completely nonsense to me that her "ideal dream guy" in her mind looks like an churka/khach/kaffir/chink/kike/other subhuman and not like the stereotypical SS soldier from nazi posters.

Summarizing, (((myth))) about "Coco built for BBC" has been destroyed by Lé trivial logic. Total Zaryan Victory, comrades.
R: 10 / I: 2
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY GUYS

hope its going well, but i mean we already know the answer to that
R: 1 / I: 0
its over mymyfags…
R: 112 / I: 62
https://www.mediafire.com/file/pem6yhx0e27xumf/ongezelligV2.zip/file
just finished moving all of my 'lig into one folder and wanted to share it
WARNING THERE IS NO FILENAMES AND THERE ARE A FEW DUPLICATES
i will make a V2 will all good posts on the orginal booru for zellig, shartys 'ru, yewtube, zartys 'ru and posts from here, ill probally add filenames to them aswell, i just dont have the time for that right now

(I am sorry, but there is some brimstone sod stuff in there, including somebody jerking off to Mymy. Edit your collection by removing all the sod/'p/coomerbait shit next time and I may allowed it on the site. God bless. -Zoot)
R: 10 / I: 3

how do I beat this captcha

FUCK THIS STUPIDING FUCKING FAGGOT CAPTCHA AJDSIIJDNFVFVHYGTF
R: 15 / I: 1
>is a dutch nationalist
>makes a dutch anime
>0 of the main characters are from netherland
what did massa mean by this doe? does xe have a thing for immigrant girls?
R: 9 / I: 1
What if we created our own youtube channel to shill the ib and recruit new zelligsistas
R: 40 / I: 29

AI

/AI/ general thread
Post AI zelliged 'zarty-saving audio, image and video gemeralds and also teach me how to do them too since I'm a selfish little fuck and I can't learn elsewhere
R: 7 / I: 4
>you’re not built for the streets of japsterdam
R: 21 / I: 4
That was quick…
R: 56 / I: 18

tattoo ideas

I'm getting an ongezellig tattoo on the left side of my chest. I need some ideas so send me pictures so I can contemplate
R: 8 / I: 1
What do you think about it?
R: 7 / I: 1
What do you think of clowns?
R: 2 / I: 1
New 'assa
R: 4 / I: 1
We have to fucking promote this video, maybe this is our chance! Let's go!
https://youtu.be/1twVty9bYJ0?si=O5KUD_RKhd_9Wvxt
R: 19 / I: 12
Hey bros, today's my birthday and I'd appreciate if you guys put some nice Mymy photos in this thread because she's my favorite 'zellig sister. :) Thanks
R: 8 / I: 3
what do you think about the idea of animating comics by ongezellig, someone who owns 2d animation or 3d can do it?
R: 13 / I: 3
A cancer that killed zellig
R: 6 / I: 2
Does Massa have any deleted/unlisted videos on his 3 channels?
After hearing about him letting 'zellig go for real, I have an inkling he'll probably delete the petjeaf announcement video soon since there's really no point in it being up anymore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=261VTC2sIcg
I have it archived in the post attached (video and audio separate because I'm a sperg who downloads it separately), but if there's any other videos worth noting then it's probably wise we'd archive his other shit too.
I am aware he has videos up on the Internet Archive too, but if there's anything else to add then us know itt. https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A%22Studio+Massa%22
R: 11 / I: 2
Mymy won
R: 5 / I: 0
New toss
R: 1 / I: 0
Cocomelon incident
R: 2 / I: 1
>Geert Wilders, if you can hear us, please. Please save me, Geert Wilders, please. I'm asking you. Please save me, please save me. Please get these refugees away from me.
R: 5 / I: 1
Imagine if you were a normal/oldfag who happened to stumble upon zellig back in 2018 and decided to join Massa's der 'cord to see the progress of the show. Then one day a bunch of severly autistic users called "soyteens" start getting attached to it and shill it around in 4chan's /qa/ board and a site called "The Sharty", they join the server en masse and start posting DNB, 'cado, 'p, soyjaks, etc.
Would you hate the Sharty's existence for getting attached to this show if you never found out about it from the site itself?
R: 11 / I: 3
stonetoss
R: 3 / I: 1
total mymy victory
R: 33 / I: 49

Massacord Scrape

I went ahead and parsed through any and all files Massa sent in his 'cord serv. I picked out the ones that looked the most interesting, or anything to do with 'zellig's development throughout the years. There's probably things you've seen reposted already elsewhere, but I saw some stuff that afaik have never been shared here or in /co/ like in picrels. There's probably some other interesting stuff I missed like any links to anything or messages sent in inaccessible channels since this was done manually (Massa doesn't post that much thankfully), but I thought I'd share some interesting zellig history with you all here.
Download: soyjak.download/f.php?h=1Kts10Gr&d=1
R: 24 / I: 3

/v/ review

I gotta say its really well made and the feel is done right, I felt really bad and uncomfortable killing the characters because of the looks of horror on them and Coco made me super sad. Speedrunning this would be fun


complaints:
-the fucking Audio Jungle watermark on the gunshot, howd you leave this in
-walking feels a bit slow
-loading the game takes long and theres no indication that its loading

In conclusion: gemerald, but it might be taking stuff too far considering the controversies of school shooting games (might ruin zellig rep)
R: 11 / I: 2

fishe

fishe
R: 9 / I: 1
It touched my heart…
R: 4 / I: 0
hello typing this from newgrounds
R: 28 / I: 9
What's your opinion on the kill-on-sight order against 'lig NSFW?

Personally, I am a big fan
R: 3 / I: 0
the haggy theme is amazing, will we get a dark theme for both it and the mymy theme doe?
R: 40 / I: 10

How to promote ongezellig?

this is a board for your suggestions on how to promote ongezellig. we need to do something to declare ourselves and our beloved!
R: 9 / I: 12
Has anyone been able to download the Illustraties in HQ from the Google Drive?
Been trying to download the classroom pic in its og res (3840x2160), but the link that I've found through Inspect Element only goes to up 860x484 and haven't found anything higher than that.
There might be a workaround to this that I've found, but I wanted to ask if any Zaryans got the pics in high quality first before going through with my idea since it's a bit cumbersome.
R: 11 / I: 2
Yo, I'm drawing Maya in a blender, if I want, I'll show the result
R: 4 / I: 0
New 'toss
R: 0 / I: 0
hey can someone draw foenki as jew?
R: 3 / I: 2

For Coco

I killed them all… I killed them all… Except for Coco. On the one hand, I feel sorry for her, and on the other, I want her to suffer. Just imagine, you already have PTSD, but your sister is killing your classmates, teachers, 3 best friends and another sister
R: 9 / I: 2

Sparkle

I heard about the alleged producer from /co/ who will soon have money to create a studio for massa. What do we think about this
R: 3 / I: 0
you hazbin hotel niggers should be bbc raped
R: 36 / I: 13

did 'zellig get a nigger troon outrage yet?

belgians aren't a race + school shooting jokes + adolf hitler jokes. sounds like something that would make woke/troons mad.

shit like hazbin hotel tried so hard to dickride those troons with all the pozzed progressive shit and it still wasn't enough so i don't see how ongemgemmy wouldn't get the same response
R: 39 / I: 11
in my opinion, in order for ongesellig to become popular, we need to sacrifice our community, namely, to open the show to the mass audience, that is, to the audience of the hotel, circus and others. can we do this in order for the series to continue? I don't think we'll be happy with an audience of soys, troons and little girls
R: 4 / I: 0
WHY WAS THIS NOT THE THEME SONG WHEN THE SHOTS FIRED???????????????
https://youtu.be/---Y_g5rN6s
R: 7 / I: 1
21 souls taken
R: 1 / I: 1
GO TO /V/ NOWWWWWWW
R: 2 / I: 0
I never tried omegle or anything like it, should i?
R: 4 / I: 3
Who's winnin' dis?
R: 33 / I: 13
Massacord is gone nuts after Zellig cancellation
R: 10 / I: 4
Daily reminder you are loved Xx
R: 14 / I: 4
>>Visit zellig image board
>>Greeted with sunwheel chud crap
>You serve the exact purpose of the sharty in further gatekeeping and destroying the image of ongezellig to outsiders.
>I regret ever posting on the /co/ threads to give my 2 cents on helping the show receive a wider audience as it's clear these exact underage right wing types lurk and post on these threads.
>May some twitter tranny discover this show instead of this current audience.
R: 9 / I: 3
>ZELLIG IS OVER
>TEH ZELLIG IS CANCELLED
In a few years or so the show will continue methinks.
It's practically guaranteed.
And even if it doesn't, it was a damn good Pilot, plus Massa has plenty of other work to enjoy.
R: 5 / I: 3
hello
R: 15 / I: 8
9k GET incoming.. how the hell did we get this far. Zaryans, I hecking cisheart all of you.
R: 29 / I: 18

Zuid-Afrika just beat Morocco in AFCON Ro16

Zelligbros, we must root for /ourteam/ in the quarterfinals against Cape Verde on Saturday. It's happening!
R: 8 / I: 2

Community project?

I believe its evident that a deel 7 may never come, but us zaryans must find a way to replenish content within our community

i think one of the easiest ways we could do this is comics, some could be continuations from deel 6, or anything we want
we can also use AI voices to narrate them aswell

(I also think >>8761 can come in handy for this project)
R: 7 / I: 3
>Ongezellig - Aflevering 2 deel 1
R: 4 / I: 1
How do you like your pizza?
R: 2 / I: 0
ITS HAS BEGUN!
the grand renewal of republican rule, clearly massa has (temporarily) abandoned us we can shape our own future!! we are so back gang!

long live our community, godspeed zarty.
R: 6 / I: 2

It's not over!

Masa may have given up, but we haven't! we continue our business and one day a miracle will happen, because there is an example of fear and hunger and other projects. So I don't believe this is the end, maybe this is just the beginning! Ongezellig will live!
R: 35 / I: 14
the zellig girls drawn by coco's voice actress
thoughts?
R: 11 / I: 7
o_o
R: 2 / I: 2
Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Cosmopolis, there lived three extraordinary friends: Mymy, Maya, and Coco. They were an inseparable trio, each possessing unique abilities that made them a force to be reckoned with.

Mymy was a spirited inventor with a knack for creating gadgets that dazzled the imagination. Maya, the adventurous explorer, had a heart as wild as the untamed jungles she often ventured into. Coco, the mystical magician, wielded powers that seemed to dance with the very elements of nature.

One bright morning, the city was enveloped in a mysterious fog that seemed to swallow everything in its path. Concerned citizens whispered about strange occurrences and disappearing landmarks. The trio knew that it was time to embark on their greatest adventure yet.

With Mymy's ingenious gadgets, Maya's intrepid spirit, and Coco's mystical prowess, they set out to unravel the mystery behind the engulfing fog. Their journey led them through bustling markets, ancient ruins, and enchanted forests, where they encountered challenges that tested their friendship and abilities.

Along the way, they encountered eccentric characters and cunning adversaries, each adding a new layer of intrigue to their quest. Together, they deciphered cryptic clues, braved perilous traps, and uncovered long-forgotten secrets buried within the heart of Cosmopolis.

As they delved deeper into the heart of the mystery, they discovered that an ancient sorcerer, envious of the city's prosperity, had unleashed the fog to conceal his nefarious plot. Determined to save their beloved city, Mymy, Maya, and Coco confronted the sorcerer in a showdown of wits and magic.

With their combined strength and unwavering determination, they thwarted the sorcerer's plans and dispersed the fog, restoring peace and harmony to Cosmopolis once more. The city cheered their heroes, celebrating their bravery and unity in the face of adversity.

As the sun set on their epic adventure, Mymy, Maya, and Coco knew that their bond was stronger than ever. Together, they had proven that friendship, courage, and a dash of magic could conquer even the darkest of challenges.

And so, as the stars twinkled overhead, the trio smiled knowing that their adventures were far from over, for wherever there was mystery and adventure, Mymy, Maya, and Coco would always be ready to answer the call.
R: 3 / I: 1
Favourite soda?
https://strawpoll.com/bVg8oMpJrnY
R: 7 / I: 4
does anyone have the link to all of these pictures?
R: 13 / I: 1
Who do you think could be a friend to Maya
R: 6 / I: 3
Netherlands sisters… our response?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ql1ycAijrQ&ab_channel=RuckaRuckaAli
R: 19 / I: 5

/Religion/

discuss religion or something
R: 10 / I: 1
Does anyone know if Massa was the one who drew the flashback art? They're the best part of all the deels, in my opinion.
R: 1 / I: 0
>midterm at 8:30 tommorow I havent at all studied for
Its officially over zretherien. 15 percent of my grade has fallen
R: 8 / I: 3
I'm the guy who doxxed CeCeFem
I hereby apologize for calling your Dutch cartoon not a gem
ZWABAG
R: 0 / I: 0
https://youtu.be/IMOl60XaH1w?si=d85rXtA15LjCBug9
Let's support new zaryan, brethren.
R: 3 / I: 1
This is a comfy place even if the PPH is pretty slow
R: 14 / I: 10
just got out of a call with Massa… he said in the next episode he's going to give Coco a black boyfriend just to spite chudcels and distance himself further from soyjak party…
R: 13 / I: 3
It's over…
R: 21 / I: 5
Should I learn Dutch? Should I move to Netherlands? I am a little selfish cu-, I mean chud and a ukrainian refugee so, no I can't just stay in my country you bigot. I've been living in Poland for 2 years now and I've been thinking about moving to a country with more gemmy qualities and since I'm in deep love with Mymy, the idea of moving to the country my little sweetheart loves so much has crossed my mind.
But what I love more than a cartoon character is Hitler and his teachings, so I wonder if Netherlands is gemmy enough for me to be able to have many white children there without xem trooning out and ACK-ing or something like that.
I have a bwc btw doe.
R: 1 / I: 1
Mymy moment
R: 9 / I: 5

/Vera/

Post Veraralds
R: 2 / I: 0
This is apparently the software used when animating zellig (based off of the brief recording shown in the Petjeaf announcement vid)
https://www.tvpaint.com/v2/wp/?page_id=1224&lang=en
R: 11 / I: 2

zelligmaxxing

recently i've been zelligmaxxing by rewatching it over and over so i can fry it into my brain and rewatch it whenever i have free time, been working hard the past couple of days and today i was finally able to watch the whole thing in my mind. just thought i should share cause i'm really proud of this achievement personally and i want to inspire other zelligbros to do the same.
R: 15 / I: 3
If not NSFW, can I post my fanfiction here?
R: 11 / I: 8
did anyone else realize that mymy is basically wearing the dutch flag? was this intentional?
R: 3 / I: 1
Why does this paypig artpiece have the word 'Jew' behind Maya's head?
And no I did not add the 'Owo' at the end of my filename when I took this pic, what the fuck?
R: 9 / I: 14
Zellig sticker thread

Post 'ligs that make for good stickers
R: 2 / I: 0
https://twitter.com/PapaOsoart DOX HIM DOX HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 4 / I: 0
Anotha keyednuke
R: 37 / I: 6

we need a goal or something.

I feel like we need a common goal.
It could be a shill campaign to boost the shows popularity, it could be trying to further secure our place on /qa/, it could be shilling for this site… But we need something. We could be way more effective if we'd concentrate our autism on one target and split up the workload (ideally). It might take some coordination and readjustment, but if we do it right we could really achieve something.
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But first and foremost we need to find out what (You) would want to do.
>le datamining
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I suggest you guys use this thread to accumulate some ideas. Voice your concerns too.
What do (You) think would be best for our community? Maybe you're holding off on an idea or maybe you possess a unique skillset that could benefit us in our mission.
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After we've collected enough ideas, we could set up a poll. Everyone gets their vote. No cheating. Remember: we want concrete results. The idea is to figure out what course to take as a community. Rigging wouldn't get us anywhere.
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As I'm new here, I don't know if you guys did something like this before. I took a look at the catalogue and couldn't find anything, so I decided to make this thread.
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Anyway, that's it for now. I'm going to bed.
R: 8 / I: 2

How old is Vera?

Going off of how she is drawn in the deels and patreon art, she seems to be roughly 59 or late 40’s, but in flashbacks she can’t be older than any of the sisters are now right?
R: 16 / I: 6
Found a 'lig 'an 'ic that isn't about the sisters fucking each other for once. Spoilers: it's about Maya becoming an alcoholic
archiveofourown.org/works/53136580/chapters/134448670
I'm only on chapter 6 rn; it's an interesting read but the dialog and pacing for some things are pretty clunky imo, you'll know what I mean when the characters start talking to each other.
R: 1 / I: 0
why did no one tell me about this??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuNxjTOIgtg
R: 11 / I: 6
Anotha gem dropped
R: 3 / I: 1
<transmitting to all terminally online
<requesting higher qual version of image provided
<godspeed
R: 2 / I: 0
New 'toss
R: 5 / I: 1
hello
R: 28 / I: 2
it's out, gem or coal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=162ITiGJw0Q
R: 6 / I: 0

Ongezellig in spanish IA dub :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq_fo1lhjg4
R: 12 / I: 1

IT'S HERE!!!

Sorry for the wait; I needed to fix some grammar and formatting issues. Here is the big Mymy x Maya fanfiction. Enjoy, Zaryans!
https://files.catbox.moe/c4d42d.pdf
R: 7 / I: 2
marge why does coco say "oyy" is xhe jewish
R: 2 / I: 4
Thought u were slick huh?
R: 14 / I: 0

The topic is about Mary's ADD

In deel 4, there was a scene where Mymy called Maya an <autistic person>, to which Maya angrily said that she had an ADD, to which Coco suddenly broke into the conversation and asked what it was and what it was being treated for. For many, this scene raised questions like "what? they've been living together for 10 years and don't know about Maya's ADD?" personally, I think that Mymy knew about ADD just decided to annoy Maya, and Coco decided, as always, put on the mask of a naive fool and broke into the conversation to mitigate the situation
R: 4 / I: 0

Rate drawing

Zellig
R: 8 / I: 0
Made a script for linuxGODS

#!/bin/bash
soyzellig=$(curl -s https://soyzellig.party/o/)
while true; do
newreq=$(curl -s https://soyzellig.party/o/)
if [ "$newreq" == "$soyzellig" ]; then
echo "No new nuts nigga!"
else
echo "==New nuts nigga!=="
soyzellig=$newreq
fi
sleep 60
done
R: 5 / I: 1
It's over?
R: 0 / I: 0
i like ongezellig bc its funny and because i am dutch and also because because its funny
R: 5 / I: 0
can someone draw a zellig parody of the 60 seconds characters, thatd be cool
R: 3 / I: 0
Does massa really hate us zelligbros?
R: 8 / I: 3
Is this real? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, do Massaclittycorders rly?
R: 8 / I: 1
alright which any of you did this?
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6063297.html
R: 55 / I: 31

Time for the zarty to decide which one is the best zellig girl

You WILL vote now ok?
https://strawpoll.com/wby5A00XKyA
R: 4 / I: 0

what AI model was used in this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78GEe8wJ3c

I tried using the mymy AI model someone suggested to me here but it doesn't sound as clean as this one.
R: 15 / I: 5
Holy fuck I just realized this bitch uses a VPN + tape over xer phone's front camera. Is xhe a schizo or xhe afraid some Glowie might catch xer touching xerself?
R: 0 / I: 0
<total yapsterdam victory
R: 11 / I: 2

Why does Maya's room look different between deels 1 and 6?

I assume this is just due to the animation improving. But I don't see the reason to why change some stuff, like the broken mirror or the bookshelves
R: 0 / I: 0
Highest NAZ day on record? I still think issa gem
R: 10 / I: 1
>soyvil war 3
How did we lose this? What went wrong? How do we get our revenge?
R: 1 / I: 0

Kornilovite Mymy

Mymy says S nami Bog!
R: 10 / I: 7
i want you fucking dead
R: 2 / I: 1
Why did Vera gain an extra filing cabinet between Deel 2 & 3?
R: 1 / I: 0
/mymy/ won
R: 9 / I: 2

Poom ## Massa’sName.GotLeaked

ITT: we discuss if this is a good thing or bad thing
R: 3 / I: 1

She is so cute

Someone noticed a cute detail that Kiki, unlike other girls, rides a bike with 2 baby wheels
R: 2 / I: 2

17 associals

gemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
R: 5 / I: 2
:(
R: 0 / I: 0
ccccccvzczxcx
R: 4 / I: 1

Sonny boy

I was doing my 45th rewatch of ongezellig and my dad walked in on me watching it
It was fucking terrifying but all he did was give me a fist bump and said "that's fuckin epic bro" and walked out
Now they started arguing and I think they might get a divorce
Did me being mymypilled ruin my parents marriage?
R: 2 / I: 1

any tutorials on how to improve AI vocals with FL studio

there's someone who uses FL Studio for his AI covers, but how does he do it?
R: 3 / I: 1

3d gem

gemmy
R: 1 / I: 0

Music Track in the Paypig Announcement Video

Starting around here https://youtu.be/261VTC2sIcg?t=23 is where a unique music track plays that I don't believe appears anywhere else nor has it been provided by Massa in his paypig folder. I tried to get rid of the vocals with AI just so I could listen to the instrumental itself, which is why I have two tracks attached in the OP since I couldn't decide which one sounded less shit trying to remove the TTS voice (MDX23C sounds clearer but the instruments sounded a bit muffled, while UVR I think is a bit more pronounced but more watery overall)
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It's possible he might've posted this song in his 'cord somewhere, but I really don't feel like scavenger hunting a track in a sea of messages.
R: 19 / I: 9

reposted from 'cord

ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING???? HOW CAN YOU CALL MYMY GAY????? OUT OF ALLLL THE 3 GIRLS SHE IS OBJECTIVELY TEH STRAIGHTEST. How can you write draw or say shit like this about her???? How can you??? Like she openly denied Maya's offer to colonize her virgin Islands, has dreams like that kapitein koek pic from Massa, canonically wants 6 kids, like what da fuck does it always have to be Mymy???? Maya, sure, huge stretch but she said gay shut like "colonize my Virgin Islands" How the fuck is it Mymy who does alllways have to be the gay one in """"" Works"""" Like this,
Check the booru, lesbian Mymy, check discord Lebian Mymy, check the fucking zarty for gods sake, huge ass lesbian Mymy x Maya fan fiction incoming. Jesus hy, why is it ALWAYS FUCKING MYMY you have to be Tumblr troon levels of insane to come up with that huge of a stretch. She is THE ONLY ONE who had dreams about a buff anthropomorphic parrot guy. THE ONLY ONE and you niggas call her gay for NO REASON AT ALL. Why does it have to be MY favorite girls, and when It's Maya people aggressively defend her femcel ass (justifiably so, she also ain't gay, I don't feel the need to explain, ask buden for that) but when it's Mymy you call her gay because she has one close friend. This is your entire proof, Mymy and Kiki sitting together on the bus pic, the ONLY FUCKING PROOF. You remind me of those stupid retards who are willing to dig through 200000 search results including not only "le soyence approved papers" But common people knowledge to prove that they are correct because one article in 1950s written by a diagnosed schizophrenic drug addict proves their point. This is just fucking stupid. And you go out of your way, to sit your fat ugly inbred british ass down on your crusty chair and write sentences like "wounded heterosexuality" You have to be either baiting or ironic to write shit like this. It ain't even hot. Nigga that's not only gay, but gay incest. Again, nobody ever said Mymy is gay out of massadonie team
R: 34 / I: 10
Can someone explain who is she
R: 6 / I: 1
i did this and i WILL do more, send requests and i'll get around to drawing them eventually.
R: 26 / I: 8
Here is all characters. What do you think is who by character
R: 7 / I: 1

anyone who sits in the mass discord can help me

I'm such a down, I've never used a discord and I don't know how to get to the server. help
R: 12 / I: 10

The topic is about Coco

We all know Coco as a naive and kind girl, but I don't think so, I believe that Coco's personality is a well-constructed mask that she created to protect her psyche after the tragedy. And her smile and not understanding what ADD is is an image that hides a suffering girl who still cannot accept the past and a new family. She can be compared to Trevor from GTA 5. He is seen by all the characters and the player as a psycho and maniacs, but this is just an image for everyone else to hide their real problems and injuries. Coco herself partially revealed her real face in Deel 5 after Maya's words.
R: 2 / I: 0

How do I cultivate a chuddy, autistic, No-Trannies-Allowed fanbase like 'zellig's?

Genuine question since I guarantee if I made some show and it got to around 'zellig's popularity, at best it would be filled with normies + a few troons here and there interested in it, and at worst it'd be something like FNF's community filled with retarded gender-special tumblr kids getting into retarded 'cord drama 24/7.
What's the secret to attracting an audience like here? Was it really just a lightning in a bottle moment for Massa and that one dude who spammed Mymy in /qa/ back in the 'cuck? Or is there something more to it?
>just be 'toss or something
'Zellig isn't even that chuddy in its writing, sure there's off-color jokes and some humor from your favorite orange nationalist and I do agree that probably helps getting people here interested in it, but other than that it's a silly little slice-of-life cartoon featuring a NEET and xer two sisters trying to figure out what she's gonna do with her life. That concept alone doesn't scream "1488 TND 41% SIEG HEIL" for a community and yet it does here.
R: 2 / I: 1
'Assa's logo + others, got it from the 'chive: https://web.archive.org/web/20181019140816/http://www.studiomassa.nl/
R: 8 / I: 3
I started shilling 'zellig on the sharty to bait idiots, but then I unironically started liking it. Does anyone else have a similar story?
R: 7 / I: 3
Maya is not a brunette?!
R: 3 / I: 1

FUCKING NIGGER DELETED THE AI REPO

I WAS USING THE BEST AI MODEL I FOUND FOR MAKING MYMY COVERS AND THIS AUTISTIC NIGGER JUST DELETES IT PROBABLY BECAUSE THE TROON FOUND OUT THE AI IS USED TO MAKE MYMY SAY NIGGER.
R: 15 / I: 3
I know this is a vantablack question to even dare ask, but do you zaryans know any 'lig cords that aren't dead for whatever reason?
R: 4 / I: 1
How Cleo become Coco's friend
R: 2 / I: 1
>E-eh…
>My sister did her history presentation last month on tentacle *beep* because she looked in my history.
This bitch got negative rizz onGOD.
R: 1 / I: 0

you WILL watch ongezellig

title
R: 51 / I: 19

It's just getting started???

'zellig is becoming more and more popular as you can see
R: 3 / I: 0
>kys fnf pedo nigger
R: 1 / I: 0
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
R: 1 / I: 1
Gem from russia
R: 8 / I: 2
i want to believe what this is non canon
R: 11 / I: 10
who is your favorite 'lig
R: 6 / I: 2

share your favorite zellig slur

mine is niggerzellig
R: 7 / I: 1
Sorry xisters, but we all know who the best zellig girl is.
R: 0 / I: 0

https://strawpoll.com/wby5A00XKyA


kmon zarty fags

mymy is behind
R: 6 / I: 0
I've tried my shot at digital art but I never seem to improve. I want to use the bits of drawing prowess I have to make 'ligs on my 'puter, since I have a drawing tablet lying around.

Care to assist a zaryan out?
R: 6 / I: 3
oh no mymycucks what is this???????????
She's furry geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
R: 2 / I: 1
I HOPE YOURE HAVING A HORRIBLE DAY
R: 6 / I: 1
should we do the same to Zarty?
R: 8 / I: 1

Nothing was happened on /zellig/ in 2:40 AM

You saw it too and i know that
R: 11 / I: 3
maya from ongezellig if she were real
R: 0 / I: 0
new 'toss
R: 27 / I: 8
Mymybros…
R: 3 / I: 0

where do i find up to date ai voice models?

i google and nothing le happens where are they
R: 3 / I: 1
test
R: 3 / I: 0
Anotha ruzzian art
R: 0 / I: 0
Maya is perfect
R: 8 / I: 2

OCnuke or something

It's kinda cringe, but I'll post it anyway.
R: 7 / I: 1
raid this dead website NOW
https://thefrogpond.org/
R: 7 / I: 0
i'm new to editing, and i want to be a meme maker, so i did this as a test, and also, i'm sorry(not sorry) for this as my humor is SHIT. give me an idea on what to edit next
R: 15 / I: 5
>i will never be a dutch woman
R: 30 / I: 12

The Definitive Ongezellig Experience [Remastered]

Leaderfriend remastered all of the zellig paypiggy pics with AI and now they're super high-res or whatever, along with some bonus stuff included.
<Zoot mandated arrow
You can sift through and download all of the pics included in the Mega link here (Warning: They are fucking HVGE):
(LINK REMOVED DUE TO THERE STILL BEING BRIMSTONE)
Another warning: in the "Bonusgoodies" there's a folder for genuinely NSFW shit included, just wanted to give you a heads up on that.
'Cuck thread on where xe dropped it if you're curious: https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/141548189#p141633958
R: 2 / I: 0
New toss
R: 2 / I: 0

new 'toss (educational)

It's basically just xim reading from the wiki page.
>But Marge, why should I care???
I dunno, he mentioned the site.
Go and colonize xer comment section or however the spices are acquired…
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>new toss, ev&oe it got uploaded two days ago…

https://youtu.be/soijWRtgdMA
R: 5 / I: 0

poom ## WeNeedMore.OC

GREETINGS EVERYONE

I am under the assumption, that (you) want this place to be active, and able (enough) to conduct raids.
Well ive got some news for you, not having OC is going to make the site die a slow, steady death.

The sharty would’ve died ages ago if it didn’t have OC and inside jokes/gags.
Spamming the same mymy reaction image isnt going to help ze cause,
However!
(You) making oc, and (you) contributing, could be the gem that saved the zarty, so, go on >>>/zellig/ and make some OC.

-Selfish Little Fuck
R: 6 / I: 4
Dear fellow Zarty Zaryans

♡ love u
thats all i had to say
R: 1 / I: 0
reddit toss
R: 20 / I: 10
Why is Maya so precious and cute…
R: 4 / I: 1
This board needs a hero!
R: 4 / I: 5

gifs

can anyone with good transparent simple coco/maya images make funny bounce gif on this website https://poyopoyo.gifanimaker.com/ like this, its top right one thanks
R: 19 / I: 9

greetings fellow ongezellig enjoyers

i'm a newbie here, so i'm looking for anyone who'll teach and guide me on this website as i've mostly been using facebook, so this is unfamilliar to me. thanks. also, please give ongezellig arts
R: 6 / I: 4
mymyARYANS win yet again
R: 2 / I: 0

Favorite movie lines

⠀⠀⠀
R: 2 / I: 1
ok how the FUCK do i install vichan-devel, everyone is doing it, can't be that hard
R: 11 / I: 7
the gooner that got /raid/ on his xis ass for making trans Ongezellig porn is back and created a Maya PNGtuber model
R: 4 / I: 3

Wtf fr??

Bro am I the only one who noticed that Massa changed the deels and is now calling them parts? Lmao like this is stupid and irrelevant but I haven't seen anyone point that out yet. This could mean that Massa is kind of okay with having a mostly English-speaking fanbase for Ongezellig now??
R: 24 / I: 8
new 'lig 'insert from twitter
R: 7 / I: 1
Never before seen zellig screencap? Idk where this came from
R: 23 / I: 10
New 'toss
R: 2 / I: 0
Babe wake up, new Ruskie dub just dropped
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ItjJmHiLSYo
R: 3 / I: 3
hallo
R: 24 / I: 4
shitty discord site loooool
R: 10 / I: 1
The real Deel 12 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG315rq2Es
R: 6 / I: 0
As an American, should I learn Dutch? Will Dutch people laugh at me when I tell them I learned their language because of an obscure internet cartoon?
R: 24 / I: 16

FIRE UP THE NECROBUMPING MACHINE

/qa/ our beloved is under siege by none other than /int/rannies. They seek to wipe our homeboard and establish dominance.
Serve Zellig, serve /qa/, grease the gears of the negrobumping machine one last time. Kick out these comically bankrupt invaders! MY PERSONAL ARMY!
R: 2 / I: 1
New 'stone just dropped
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Königin der /qa/ (Parody of Königin der Waffen)

I did a parody of Königin der Waffen, dedicated to all necrobumpers! The melody/beat was taken from Bundeswave.
The changes to the text are not much, since i can't speak german that much. There could also be differences in the singing and the text for melodic purposes.

Text:

Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.

(Kameraden) laßt uns singen
eine Melodie
denn es soll ein Lied erklingen
auf die Stoßstangen
Denn sie ist allerzeit
immer kampfbereit
ob es Frösche, Tiere (oder) Pferde.
Ihrem steten Kampfgelingen
ist dieses Lied erdacht.

Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.
Können es nicht schaffen
ohne deinen Einsatz nie!
Königin der /qa/
Zellig Stoßstangen!

Ohne Halt durch Sturm und Regen
mitten in der Nacht.
Ohne Halt dem Feind entgegen
was auch kommen mag.
Ob auch heiß der Tag
ob auch kalt die Nacht
ob auch fern die Zarty ist.
Stets kämpft auf allen Wegen
stolz der zelligmann.

Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.
Können es nicht schaffen
ohne deinen Einsatz nie!
Königin der /qa/
Zellig Stoßstangen!

A rough Translation:

Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.

(Comrads) let us sing
a melody
cause there shall sound a song
on the bumper.
Cause she is at all times
always battle ready
whether it (be) Frogs, Animals or Hourses
(From) your steady fightings
this song is made.

Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.
Can never make it
without your commitment, (never)!
Queen of the /qa/
Zellig bumpers!

Without stop through storm and rain
in the middle of the night.
without stop against the enemy
what may comes.
If even a hot day
if even a cold night
if even the Zarty is far away.
Steady fights on all ways
proud the zellig man.

Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.
Can never make it
without your commitment, (never)!
Queen of the /qa/
Zellig bumpers!
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https://soyjak.party/raid/thread/78767.html
I don’t get it. Because some outsiders pay a drawfag who probably knows about the situation of the community to draw the smut of Ongezellig, does that make them doxx worthy?
If so then why don’t we start doxxing anyone who draw ongezellig rule34?
R: 19 / I: 13
post rare 3d ongemzelligs
R: 4 / I: 0
Is this font in pic-related downloadable anywhere or is it custom made by Massa himself?
If it's the latter, how would I go about recreating it?
R: 6 / I: 1
rare 'toss
also zoooot fix the 'ru i couldnt upload this there
R: 3 / I: 2
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
R: 15 / I: 5

drawing requests

i'm feeling like drawing some 'zellig related things, i'm not the best artist so don't expect anything insane.
R: 1 / I: 0
/Zellig2/ just released
https://soyjak.party/qa2/
R: 7 / I: 1
I don't really like how Coco is presented in the show, to be honest. Of course, most of these problems are caused by the fact that the pilot was released in parts over the course of a few years, but it's still a bit of a problem for me.
Is Coco meant to be a dumb blonde archetype? Is she meant to be perfect, smart, and nice? It seems to set up both of these, and they contradict each other at times. This is evident even in just the first deel, with Coco not knowing how to use computers and thinking tentacle hentai is a real part of Japanese history, but also knowing about landscape artists and painters.
Coco is interesting, so I hope in Episode 2, most of these problems will be fixed and it will be fully decided what her character is actually supposed to be.
R: 3 / I: 1
What would her personality be like?
R: 3 / I: 1
one oc I made probably in 2021
R: 7 / I: 2
wassup guys I'm trying to find a comic strip that was shared here a while ago of Maya using some shampoo and revealing her having like red hair or something? spent like 3 hours looking for it.
R: 10 / I: 9
I'm feeling a bit down because all my family is drunk on New Years and I'm a teetotalGOD. Can we get a Maya thread to cheer me up?
R: 0 / I: 0
Incomprehensible ahh poster
R: 5 / I: 5

Mymy EAFC24 card

i had nothing to do so i made this
R: 10 / I: 2

Do you think Joyce ter Stege (Mymy's VA) knows about all the gems made with "her" AI voice?

If she doesn't, which is likely, do we want her to know?
R: 7 / I: 3

What would you do?

What would you do if you see maya smoking a blunt?
R: 6 / I: 3
NO FREAKING WAY, MASSA JUST POSTED AN UNUSED THEME FOR KIKI IN HIS PAYPIG ANNOUNCEMENT CHANNEL!!!
R: 1 / I: 0
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG IS THIS REALLY WHAT ZELLIGGERS DO ALL DAY??? hahahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahah

nuzelligcacas cant compete
R: 3 / I: 1
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR WAKE THE FUCK UP, WE'VE CAUGHT REDDIT'S ATTENTION, ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/18v3kbn/seeing_nazis_harass_jocat_on_youtube_i_got/
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new toss
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New Year

Hello, fellow zaryans!

I would first like to wish you all a happy new year! I hope that God grants you everything that you may need in the upcoming months.

Secondly, I would wish to share my satisfaction with the zarty. Even if the site could still see some improvements, I am happy that i have managed to provide a good enoug place for zelligposters to hang around and share their thoughts and ideas. I hope that in the next year, we will be able to grow as a community and see some more outstanding gemeralds!

Altough I did not give you any preasents for christmas or new year's eve, I still have OC that I will love to share with you when I am done with them.

TL;DR Thanks for using the zarty, keep making gemmy OC and God bless you!
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watch out

you might want to make sure GET-6444s a gemmy one
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1 million
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Hello Foenkie

-from lardonthejartex
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>10k views on 1M day
🤯
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999,825 views
R: 5 / I: 1
oh my fauci it might hit 1 mil by the end of the year
R: 15 / I: 7

'p models (you can't make this up)

Zaryans? Our response?
R: 2 / I: 0

/YWNBAP/

You will never be a real pirate. You have no treasure map, no peg peg leg. You have no doubloons. You are a crowing man twisted by tavern tales and folk fables into a crude mockery of of seas perfection. All the respect you get is two faced and half-hearted. Behind your back landlubbers mock you. Your crewmen are ashamed and disgusted of you. Your mateys laugh at your sophisticated appearance on lower decks. Merchants are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds better than Caribbean spices. Even privateers who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a merchant. Your standardized royal ship yard bow structure is a dead giveaway, and even if you get a rum smuggler to deck with you he'll turn sails and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your perfumed powdered wig. You will never be feared. You wrench out a fake grimace every morning looking in the framed mirror from France while drinking salon tea from fine China, and tell yourself it's going to be fine. But deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like the Kraken's tentacle, ready to drag you to the Davy Jone's Locker. Eventually, it'll be too much to bear. You'll buy a plank, put it overboard, slowly goose step across it and plunge into the cold abyss. Your bo'sun and first lieutenant will find you missing from your lodge at four bells, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to serve under you, and the unbearable shame and disappointment that follows suit. They'll send a short letter to the royal admiralty with your letter of marquee attached, and every royal navy cadet for the rest of eternity will know a king's man had served on that ship. Your body will be eaten by Poseidon's creatures and go back to the sand, and all that will remain of your legacy is is a short footnote of your portrait hanging in the back hall of the admiralty. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
R: 4 / I: 0
<You took me out of the Netherlands to live here?
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GEEEEEEEEG
R: 3 / I: 0
here is a somewhat prussian dragoon looking Mymy
R: 5 / I: 0
Do you believe sorcery/witches still exists?
R: 2 / I: 2
Oh my fucking fauci, it's diamond…
https://x.com/peapeasnpeas/status/1739402460148490504?s=46
R: 3 / I: 2
Happy christmas zaryans!
or christmas eve if ur american or something
R: 9 / I: 3
Merry Christmas everyone!
R: 3 / I: 0

Gemming up the 'ru

Hello,
I have seen that the zellig 'ru is still missing a lot of gems. There is a thread on /qa/ which includes a lot of zellig gems (and a bunch of coal, which we can filter out) which we can try to upload on the ru and make it better.

Here is the thread:
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/218227.html#218245

Here is the link:
https://mega.nz/folder/saV3wBTI#Jdc4pFznS6krSBcM27D8kQ

I will try to upload on the 'ru when i can.
R: 2 / I: 0
Spin.
R: 2 / I: 0
This is canon
R: 6 / I: 0
WHY ARE YOU DRAWFAGS NOT POSTING YOUR ART ON THE SHARTY /qa/? I CAN'T SEE IT ON THE LOG OR THE DRAW THREAD
R: 3 / I: 1
I hope all my fellow Zaryans are having a very Merry Christmas
R: 9 / I: 4
>soicuckzellig.poopy: 1,857 posts
>thefrogGOD.org: 3,695 posts
GEG
R: 6 / I: 4
I love the Zarty!
R: 4 / I: 1
You niggers, don't antagonize the sharty, stop trying to feed the dramaqueen shit about falseflag offsiters N°200 on some 'cord server unrelated to us.
Also tf is up with the recent PPH drop and rise on NAZ?
>
R: 4 / I: 3
I apologies for the inconvenience. For some reason, the php files got corrupted. I tried to reinstall and it looks like it workded! Although a lot of images are missing…
Still, I have downloaded the folder before doing the reinstalation, so eventually me with the help of my mods/jannies can put upt a downloadable archcive!

BTW I recommend for you to follow this channel (if you have telegram), in case something similar happens.
https://t.me/soyzelligpartynews
R: 9 / I: 5
One day.
R: 5 / I: 2
<'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
R: 7 / I: 2
<It's time to kick belgium ass and chew stroopwafels, and I'm all outta stroopwafels…
R: 28 / I: 15

FNAF Thread

Imagine this
R: 8 / I: 1
Do you think a second season of ongezellig would kill 'zellig or revitalise it
R: 3 / I: 0
kankerneger vs überaryan
who would win?
R: 3 / I: 1

ZVO

Mymy's immediate reaction to Maya's service in the Armed Forces of Ukraine
R: 11 / I: 9
><<It's time to kick belgium ass and chew stroopwafels, and I'm all outta stroopwafels…
R: 0 / I: 0
lol
R: 1 / I: 0
How tall do you guys think coco is?
R: 1 / I: 1
Classic coco hours

>No parents

>Unwanted advice
>Computer illiteracy
>Coaly board games

Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when mayARYANS wake up
R: 6 / I: 1

i love maya

yep… issa low effort 'lig post
R: 11 / I: 0
Anybody else promoting 'zellig irl?
I've already put up like 30 of these across my city, geg
>Or however the unpaid advertising was done
R: 8 / I: 2
Make gems with this template.
R: 16 / I: 8
I have grown to slowly hate 'zellig. Zaryans, what do?
R: 48 / I: 6

THE PHARAOH WILL BE STREAMING

ON 17.12.2023 OUR QUEEN WILL BE STREAMING LE HECKIN SONIC Ö

Mark your calenders, raiders. We will be pillaging this gooner's stream and ensure another zaryan victory!
R: 10 / I: 5

Optics

Stop saying dumb shit. Saying shit like "we migrated to the zarty" or "zarty's down, refugee thread" makes us look like offsiters. Zellig activity on /qa/ has already noticeably dropped to the point where people think we up and died. Why was the coco birthday colab drawing posted on fucking /co/ before /qa/. IT'S NOT EVEN ON /qa/! This site has been a PR disaster on our part.
/qa/ gets more traffic than the zarty and threads getting slid isn't an argument when /qa/ is as slow as it is, POST ON THERE
R: 0 / I: 0
>we gotta vote for Vert Wilders so he can elect Donald Trump and establish 1488 years of maga rule or something, or however the election is stolen by Negan in Iraq spamming a ballot machine and turning on a VPN or something to commit spam fraud or whatever
R: 5 / I: 3

/anti/-sharty

Post memes that make fun of the sharty, zellig themed or IAZ please
R: 5 / I: 0
today is coco's birthday!!!!
R: 1 / I: 0

zellig if Kuz knew english

this is what we could have had…
R: 29 / I: 15
>sharty faildox of a pedophilic smut "artist" lead to him drawing poopson and soon he will draw zellig
I place full blame of the current events on the jews, and partially on foodists
R: 0 / I: 0
>Doctos I broke my skull!
R: 5 / I: 3
I think 'zellig has some inconsistencies regarding some of the interactions between the xisters and specifically Coco's characterization. I know the pilot was released over a large period of time so that might explain some changes due to evolving visions or whatever the fuck but I think when the show returns, we may see some differences in personality / dynamics.
<REDDIT SPACE
The first time I watched 'zellig I was under the impression that Mymy and Coco had just been adopted recently, because the dialogue and their interactions with Maya seemed to imply as much. The xisters have been together since they were very young, but if that were the case, why is Coco asking "What does ADD stand for?" and "Can it be cured?" Why is Mymy asking "Where do you sit during break?" and "Who are your friends?" These are questions that realistically they should know the answer to by now, considering that they lived together for years. It should have come up in conversation at least once before.
<REDDIT SPACE
I also think Coco's personality specifically is a little confusing. This isn't necessarily a criticism, but I don't get it. She's the type to be very knowledgeable in landscape painters from 1920, but she also can't spell properly in her text messages? (Maybe that's just her being bad with technology THOUGH) She possesses the social awareness to try not to hurt Maya's pride and to recognize when Mymy is saying something that may hurt Maya's feelings, but at the same time she's oblivious to pretty much everything else, like the barricade in front of Maya's door, or why showing le octopode in class is a bad idea.
<REDDIT SPACE
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
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Zelligxisters, our response??????
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roblox r/place

theres a roblox r/place called Color Place. this game is fairly unpopular with like 30 players BUT the canvas is pretty small and you can place a pixel every FIVE SECONDS.
do we 'lig it up?
R: 48 / I: 15

How do we get soywiki back on page 1?

Not the best news but the search suggestions are our saving grace
R: 4 / I: 0
ANTIZELLIGTROONS ARE MAKING THIS PEDOPHILE DRAW ZELLIG PORN
DOXX KILL AND RAPE NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NILaGR3sACc
R: 3 / I: 2
>rather no friends than no parents
R: 20 / I: 12
>Maya is satanist
Marge, what did Massa mean by this? Is Ongezellig a satanic anti-christ show now?
R: 1 / I: 0
She’s a witch ,I can feel it
R: 21 / I: 2

I hate Maya so fucking much

I swear to god I hate this bitch so much
I get she's the main character and all and I like that but what the fuck she has moments where she's so full of pride and refuses help like wtf?? Bitch you are nothing but a female neet you have nothing to be proud of. And then she goes and disses Coco (the best character my Aryan princess)'s dead parents?
Tf is wrong with you??
Nah but for real I think it's really cool that they made Maya so unbearable because it's more realistic. While many asocial people don't have the balls to even talk and hate themselves there are also a lot of who ARE unsocial because of this shit pride they have for no reason.
So, in conclusion Maya sucks ass but that's not a bad thing.
R: 1 / I: 0
is using tuxler worth it to bypass sharty permabans
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bye
R: 12 / I: 0
>I remember life before the war… there was so much I took for granted…
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just hacked a 'blox account and group

join: https://www.roblox.com/groups/13975436/the-Jenna-invaders#!/about
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How many times should I smash her head against radiator while assraping xer without killing xer? (0 isnt answer)
R: 2 / I: 1
>Doesn't set up merch for Zellig despite having a merch shop already
>Doesn't set up a Patreon for internationals to donate. (No, idc if Fagnkie says it's "100-150 Euros extra from internationals that make up 10-15% of the viewership", that's still 100-150 potential Euros missed and lost)
>Sticks to some weird obscure Dutch version of Patreon instead so less people are familiar with it.
>No fucking presence on any social media besides YouTube and Discoal (Twitter is cancer, but it still is a great tool to get word out about whatever shit you want to shill and get people talking about it)
>Paypigs get 1 artpiece a month whereas people like Stonetoss crank out comic strip after comic strip and gets paid thousands by twittertroons.
>TikTok animators like Chikn Nuggit are apparently getting their own show on Netflix after cranking out Shortslop after Shortslop of their furshit animations, whereas the only new content of Zellig that gets put out is (again) 1 artpiece a month.
This dude might legitimately be the worst business man when it comes to selling your art to people.
R: 6 / I: 3

msunday

career ending gem coming
R: 1 / I: 0
WE ARE NVMBER ONE! HEY!
R: 9 / I: 2
f
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oldgems

OH MY ! this is the mandela effect or something
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i love maya
R: 3 / I: 0
Planning on using this song for our first ever Soyzellig Music Video. Any ideas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHotXbGZiFY
R: 7 / I: 0
new toss
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Classic Foenkie moment
R: 1 / I: 1
https://youtu.be/OK9F8IVb4Iw?si=AZRnIjTFA_iMLYg0
OMG, XER VOICE (Mymy's) IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!!!
R: 4 / I: 0
>The right man in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world
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https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/139806775#p139817019
4/co/troons noticed us
SHILL the ib by telling them to look it up on the soyjak wiki or by cryptic messages like "S()y is the essence of Zellig. Dot dolly doll, we are having a Party, and you are invited" beware of 4cuck jannies they will ban you for /qa/ culture
R: 4 / I: 2
who did this?
R: 0 / I: 0
>doesn't even stick around after deleting the first wave of spam
dock his pay
R: 1 / I: 1
hello this is my first time posting here or something
R: 1 / I: 1
it works again?
R: 5 / I: 2
How was ur day today? did you do anything?
R: 7 / I: 4
New 'lig lore dropped
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>Be indonesian
>Watch Ongezellig due to sharty shills
>Instantly hooked by the series
>Reminded my country being colonized by both and the references
>Doesn't feel anything wrong

I wish there's personality swap within Coco and Mymy
R: 14 / I: 4

music is a drug

>i LOVE blasting music through my headphones all day every day!
>music makes me not worry about a single little thing!
>it stops the negative thoughts and the voices in my head
R: 9 / I: 4
<Nothing personal Maya, I'm just somewhat exalted for the most important day of the year!
>mymy, its novemb-
<CHRISTMAS EVENING!!!
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GEEEEEEEEEG
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>Vera might actually be a slav
Verabros… is this the Slavic representation we could've asked for?
R: 18 / I: 8
which one of you GENIUSES figured the best place to advertise the zarty would be the fucking 'cuck. I would have been hard pressed to find a worse audience to shill to. Who's the culprit, I WANT NAMES!
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Maya is made for _____
R: 1 / I: 1
oh no no no zelligsisters, whats this
R: 1 / I: 0
heh heh test
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How would Mymy interact with other European nationalists?
R: 1 / I: 1
Please continue goofing up the thread. It's looking quite gemmy already.
R: 2 / I: 1
jannes deleting gemmy threads
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OPERATION "THANKSGIVING"

Listen up, Maggots!
The /co/omers and Associal are planing to make a thread on 23rd. Associal is really retarded and has "prohibited" other /co/omers from making/posting on zellig threads. For this lets give 'em a "welcome back hug" to celabrate their return

Our mission is simple:
When the thread drops, we raid it and derail it to oblivion.

BONUS OBJECTIVE:
We finish the second canvas and posted it there as a "welcome back gift".

Lets give them hell, zaryans.
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nigger
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not a single person on this website posted ‘lig before 2022.
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>Hallo allemaal, it's me Massa.
>I haven't really used image boards for a while so I might be a little rusty in terms of how things go.
>But I heard about this place from a few users and Foenkie on Discord and you guys seem cool enough. So I figured I'll do a QnA with you lot before I go back to working on my projects.
>And if you need proof it's really me, here's a sketch I did of Maya grabbing a rope and making a troon go ACK!
R: 9 / I: 8
New Dutch lore
Issa Zellig W, now Studio Massa can finally start work on Deel 7 the way he made the first Deels ???
https://youtu.be/NQJrYhqzeyo?feature=shared
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I got an hour, what all do you want me to post?
R: 1 / I: 1
<I can't believe robert mugabe murdered coco's parents guys this is so sad ????? ??? Wanna join ??? my free??gift card??? giveaway??? Click ⤵ the subscribe button?? ,turn? the notifications on ??? and finally leave a nice comment ??down below⬇⬇ , now without further adue ??? lets get on?? with the video▶▶
R: 1 / I: 0

/calm/ Zellig zone

Do you want to see God? Do you want to relax a little? Do you want a little bit about the meaning of life? Come here to /calm/ with her and listen to the lovely singing, which was like a new paradise for special people, including all of us.
R: 3 / I: 1
Biggest thonkerald from the /co/ thread just dropped
R: 5 / I: 1
Grim mymy xisters… will we ever recover?
R: 2 / I: 0
Requesting Coco and Maya brojaks
R: 15 / I: 4
We have Zarty slangs now? Please tell me more of them
R: 1 / I: 0
schattig maar
dit is niet
mymy
mymy is
smal.
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I call it "Ongezexecution"
R: 2 / I: 0
Is Coco married? She has a hyphenated last name on the wiki
R: 4 / I: 3

Stickers for shilling.

Alright, I made two versions of the sticker!

First one should be the "SFW" version
The second one is the "NSFW Ö " version

The sticker itself is 4x4 (4k px x 4k px) large and uses CMYK (so that it can be printed and look good).
I am not sure if the printing will look good, so somebody has to test them out.

The QR code take you to a magical place where all dreams come true.

I am also not sure if the texts will be readble, but it should be large enough.

The face of Mymy looks a bit weird, but I hope it isn't too much of a problem.

Let me know what you think : the good, the bad and the ugly.
R: 16 / I: 4

'LIG DOX LIST

ENTER OLD'RU AT YOUR OWN RISK
OLD'RU REFERS TO ONGEZELLIG.BOORU.ORG ==ENTER OLD'RU AT YOUR OWN RISK==

Owner of Hellpwnage on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)
Owner of SmexyMachamp on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)
GussyWussy on Massadonië (PEDO)
Foenkie on Massadonië (AFFILIATED WITH GUSSY)
Owner of SoSheolH on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)
Owner of ongezellig on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)

old'ru targets don't have a lot of osint available so go after the Massadonië ones
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I think boobs are cool
R: 4 / I: 1
She betrayed us!
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Let's make a zellig thread on /co/

apperently, some people get pissed off, because they don't want zellig threads before thanks giving.
Let's make a colony.
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GET
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>ongyzengy
R: 2 / I: 0
soycvcks cant watch shows with girls in it cause it triggers their gender dysphoria
R: 6 / I: 3
the 200000th get on /qa/ is coming, you WILL make it a zellig win
R: 12 / I: 4
Who has the zellig CSS? Is it lost?
R: 18 / I: 4
What would be the good ending to Ongezellig as a whole? (Besides this show actually getting picked up and produced?)
R: 9 / I: 2
Some fag tore my shilly. :(
R: 1 / I: 0
/qa/ is alive zelligbros…
Its a party…
R: 1 / I: 0
whatever happened to that drawGOD that used to post on /qa/ and here, no pressure because i know school and stuff, just curious if he's made another drawing showing his improvement.
R: 2 / I: 2
As today marks the 58th anniversary of Rhodesian independence, Coco shall sing the anthem of Her Afrikaner brethren!
R: 9 / I: 3
The Hoi4 mod "Red Flood" has Vera hidden in the game files.
R: 4 / I: 3
zelligsisters, our response?
maybe attracting troons to the ‘toon wasn’t a good idea after alll
R: 7 / I: 5
Community mymy puzzle
https://puzzle.aggie.io/o6KyqR
R: 5 / I: 4
Whats your favourite 'zellig girl?

https://strawpoll.com/mpnbomQwMg5
R: 2 / I: 2
I will break your pelvis
R: 20 / I: 12
accurate or no?
R: 44 / I: 8
When will Ongezellig have its own vidya like FNAC doe?
R: 3 / I: 0

I’m think about something

What would happen if Zoot set up this site during the Soypocalypse?
Will this site attract more visitors? Or it will dead like other splinters?
R: 3 / I: 1
Five nights at r***son’s
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Soy X

Hello Zaryans
We needs more people participating Soy X, a raiding focus on upcoming events Glitch X
This is also a revenge for Glitch not picking Ongezellig in show reels
R: 3 / I: 1
>https://rentry.co/maya
Is xe ok?
R: 8 / I: 0
which one of you was this.
R: 5 / I: 1
Uhh…
R: 12 / I: 2

Find the Dutch Associalite

Let's play a game of "Find the Asocial, but in Dutch under the comment section".
Is this dude everywhere?
R: 4 / I: 2

Mymy character AI

what do I say next or something
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>Now that the soishart's wiki for this show has finally been pushed off the front page of Google, should we actually try and attempt to put together a detailed wiki now?
<…
R: 4 / I: 4
Can someone make an IAZ version of the chudjak think gif
R: 56 / I: 9

Another shilly

Put up another recruitment poster, After going over some of the constructive criticisms of the last I made sure it stood out more, the text is orange and I did a crappy little doodle of Mymy. Also btw the text is more visible in person my camera is just crappy.
R: 1 / I: 1
Little 'my
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OH NO NO NO MAYAXISTERS WHAT'S THIS
R: 9 / I: 5
Frooty toot toot responded to my post lol
but what does it mean that coal policing is now allowed? will subcultures be selectively eradicated?
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GASLIGHT 'FE QUEENS INTO WATCHING 'ZELLIG
https://crystal.cafe/media/res/24776.html

Simply bumo the thread, start conversation, and post interesting and attention grabbing images. Keep it on page 1 too.
We can claim so many more beavtiful 'fe viewers… Do it for them…
R: 1 / I: 0
>just found out zoot made many gemmy song covers
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT COVER THIS SONG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
https://wiki.soyjak.party/Songs#Ongezellig,_2023_(Parody_of_Holland,_1945_by_Neutral_Milk_Hotel)
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Cultuur Gebouw

/zc/ 'Zarty Culture Development and Formalization thread

ITT we suggest ideas and make OC to build the bases of 'Zarty culture so that we're distinguishable enough from the 'sharty and on such base we can organically develop the rest of our culture.
Since the 'Zarty has its' genesis in the union of soy culture and Ongezellig (hence the name Soyzellig), I believe it is most reasonable that it should take from both soy and 'Zellig to build its' cultural ground and create something entirely new.

So far we have some bases covered, such as "Zaryan" for the demonym of our userbase (alike to the "chud" or "soyteen" for the 'sharty and "anonymous" for 4chan) and the resurgence of some old memes such as 'zelliged as a replacement for gem/keyed/based.
Other things we could do is make a special soyjak variety of nate as most other splinters do or instead find a more creative way of representing zaryans. We could also invent a representation for Zoot.
R: 0 / I: 0

HEY HEY MYMY

ROCK AND ROLL WILL NEVER DIE
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RAID!

Hi, for anyone who wanted to participate in raiding that one tf2 youtuber, he is live right now on YouTube. We ca try suggestiong watching 'zellig to him since he isn't busy recording footage for another workshop review. I am sure we can convise him.
https://www.youtube.com/live/ih8sxCC_ldU?si=8ZLGRzhSm3az1UMg
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Zellig Liberation Army

I propose the formation of a zelligaryan organization by the name of ZLA.
The purpose of the organization would be threefold:
1. securing the existence and safety of zaryans on the Sharty as well as maintaining our presence on /qa/ and the other boards.
2. Reclaiming our rightful association with Ongezellig.
3. Shilling the Zarty, bolstering our ranks and expanding our sphere of influence
These goals would be accomplished trough a combination of creating OCs, raiding, algorithm manipulation, shill ops, gemposting, gaslighting, soyquoting and flexing.
We will use the Zarty as our base of operations and we VILL DOMINATE the soysphere and zelligsphere.
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>Sharty virtual divegrass cup
Do any zaryans want to participate?

https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/5208617.html
R: 2 / I: 2
The 1000th reply in the surfing squirrel /soy/ thread is a 'zarty win
R: 6 / I: 1
Why is z'ru down?
R: 2 / I: 2
Made this minecraft skin a while ago. There are better ones, but I think I did an alright job.
R: 3 / I: 2
The 'logs looking gemmy but could be gemmier
R: 14 / I: 14
>FNAC calls out 'zellig in description
Zaryans, our response?
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what did you use to generate xher also if its not problem send ai generated maya and coco here
R: 4 / I: 0

Story behind the schoolocaust drawings

Shoould we try to dig in more into this story?
R: 67 / I: 30
Why are /co/omers so retarded?
R: 2 / I: 1
<am sowee mayaw
R: 3 / I: 2
NIGGA, she is NUTS!
R: 2 / I: 1
Everyone, I am thrilled to announce that we have officially overtaken the transclitty in posts, unique posters and bytes of content.
Lets stay winning.
R: 67 / I: 14

Ask Us Anything

Hey everyone!
In honor of the 1 month anniversary we are doing an Ask Us Anything.
Ask Zoot, Zuz, Nöok or Xoot anything, and they will answer.
R: 4 / I: 0
New toss
R: 0 / I: 0
Mymyr from.selling or something like that yeah
R: 67 / I: 15
Put up a ad for the site irl lol.
R: 2 / I: 0
IT'S OFFICIAL
Some sharty user invaded corsica and Cicely on pixel.planet. Now there is a Mymy on the canvas.
I think it's a good sing we should finally do something ourselves on pixelpalnet. Post your proposals here. Just please make the correct colour correction.
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You WILL shill ongezellig to chris chan

It would be incredibly funny if we did, he is streaming right now as of the time of the post. Chris being a lolcow also allows us to get away with more shit. For anyone who doesn't know Chris came back to YouTube.
Stream: https://www.youtube.com/live/HoA5rK2pFZw?si=7djWIpjxtqu_3A9e
R: 4 / I: 0
bbc won btw
R: 6 / I: 4

There actually exists an Ongezellig subreddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/
Should we raid it or nah?
R: 4 / I: 4
does anyone have a new zip of good zellig?
the last one was 275 files and 1GB but was mostly coal
does anyone know of a new zip/can share their own collection?
R: 10 / I: 2
How do we get Turkey Tom to watch Zellig?
R: 2 / I: 2

CHOOSE A FIGHTER

<ORANGE!
or
glowy
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<when finally orang
R: 3 / I: 1
When she sees the TBP or something

597 posts omitted. Click reply to view.
R: 8 / I: 0
Is this real chat?
R: 2 / I: 2
Does Massa know that Japanese people aren't orange?
R: 1 / I: 0
WTF SHE'S REAL????????????
R: 0 / I: 0
Marge?
R: 5 / I: 0
Soyzellig.party:
>Total posts: 4,109
>Unique posters: 317
>Active content: 820.37 MB
thefrogpond.org:
>Total posts: 4,261
>Unique posters: 327
>Active content: 221.96 MB
you're getting there
R: 9 / I: 2
Attention Zaryans
Deel 7 just dropped

"Mymy chuds een school neer"
R: 18 / I: 5
mymni
R: 1 / I: 0
Mymy's red bow is like the cherry on top of a delicious orange sundae.
R: 9 / I: 0

Zellig episode idea #1

Mymy meets up with Captain Coal and has to team up with Kapitein Koek (the big bird cookie mascot she obsesses over) to defeat him and send him back to niggerhell or else Captain Coal will dox her ass and send pizzas and quarans and bibles and rapesons to her house forever.
Zelliged or sod?
R: 33 / I: 13
I'm making a gem and when I'm done (probably tomorrow) I'll drop it
R: 0 / I: 0

The Canvas Project Aftermath

Hello, my fellow Zaryans!

I wish to thank anyone who participated in the canvas project, which was sent to /co/.

The project, even if it was started unintentionally and as a joke, ended up being a gemerald. It has been shown once again that we have the ability to coordinate and creat something beautiful.

After sending the canvas to 4chan, we were greated with applause from men of culture. Of course, there were also some /co/omers who commented yet again on how "soyjaks are le bad and they killed Ongezellig" and how "/co/ will save Ongezellig once they remove any association with the sharty". For this all I'm going to say is the following:

I ENCOURAGE YOU TO MAKE/HELP WITH OC/PROJECTS MADE BY FELLOW ZARYANS!

Show them that we are capable of not only bearing fruit, but of high quality as well. This is also what's going to attract the groups of people that we desire for the Zarty and Ongezellig. Any ambitious project/OC shall be supported by the site. I will also try to help with anything else I can (drawing, animation, music ect.).

A current ambitious project is the animation parody "Zigle zogle". If you have an interest in helping out, please contact me at:
biohazardmaker332@gmail.com

There is the potential of a vidya project in the future. If you are interested, contact this email:
retardincel@protonmail.com

If you have gemmy 'lig images, upload them on the 'ru:
https://zelligbooru.party

The canvas thread has been moved to >>>/chive/253


God bless you and keep making gems.
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Zelliged and 'rangepilled idea coming from the 'cuck: https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/140180932#p140199011
(Few have already been taken however)
R: 6 / I: 2
Why is this shit entirely in Dutch? Is massa trying to spread his language and culture? Or is he too esl?
And yes I know there's an english dub.
R: 3 / I: 0
Almost gem, but it doesn't use AI Mymy for the voice so Iron for now.
R: 2 / I: 0

Uploading some AI songs to the 'tube?

I've noticed that there are some gems that can be only found here: https://mega.nz/file/w4EAnKCa#ipW1OtUpIwLrqfsO_6YlkDFStEUpdC1t-EH_3zdgfhA
Should we try to upload them on the 'tube to make them more accessible??
R: 9 / I: 3
do NOT waste your money on the gem defender game on steam. devs are anti-zelligNIGGERS
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IT'S UP

New 'toss
zelligbooru.party
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>Black and brown eyes are the pretty ones, are the pretty ones
>but the ones I like, the green ones, the green ones
>but the ones I like, the green ones, the green ones
Every time I listen to it I imagine Victor Jara wrote this song to Maya since Mymy has black eyes and Coco has brown ones
R: 3 / I: 2
post 'zellig videos, remixes, etc
R: 16 / I: 13

soyjak.planet.in defence tutorial thread

FROGCLITTY RAID!
A defence tutorial for clueless zaryans.

>a 'zellig drawing is being raided but I don't know how to defend it!

First download Tamper Monkey
https://www.tampermonkey.net/

Then download the pixel planet extension
https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js

Close and reopen your browser, if done correctly you should see a little box in the top right of your screen on the 'lanet

Second image is a guide I made for it from then onwards.

>I have the extension but lack the images! What do I do?

I will post every image needed along its' coordinates in this thread, and I call for those with new ones to post them here too with coordinates.

>it looks like the trannies won't stop! should we give up?

Raids will not stop until the project is abandoned by ronald, but our willingness to fight will dictate whether or not our 'zellig drawings and advertisement is worthy of remaining.
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CAT"""U"""FAGS COMPLETELY BEATEN THE FUCK OUT, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 1 / I: 1
I have an idea
https://youtu.be/igYYH_kGnEM?si=n9srvL1Vj8QHYbcu
This exept with Mymy, already started to work on it myself. Probably gonna finish it this weekend. Does anybody have the "hyperborea 1995" Mp3 btw?
R: 4 / I: 1
orange website
R: 167 / I: 94
why dont we decorate this entire corner with ongezellig art
R: 3 / I: 2
REDDITNIGGER ADVERTISING ‘LIG ON ‘EDDIT.
RAPE. NOW.
https://old.reddit.com/user/Hoxxitron
R: 3 / I: 2
yo guys
R: 56 / I: 17

Operation team Fort Bourtange 2

A day ago somebody suggested to shill our beloved Dutch cartoon to streamers, to which my suggestion about shilling it to zesty jesus got a bit of attention since he is the most based tf2tuber. I d also like to add that tf2 community infamously likes throwing a lot of money at their favorite game, so if we reach success Massa may actually get payed for once. Zesty posts stream announcements to his disscord usually a day before, so I recommend joining and waiting until a stream gets announced. Then we all collectively join pre stream, and suggest watching 'Zellig, please act like normal people, we don't want him to think we are payed shilling bots, and ban or ignore us. If he actually watches it, it's an instant win, he is THE type of guy to like it, and have 0 problems with the community.
De cord: https://discord.gg/2xVsvG96Cq
'Tube:
https://youtube.com/@ZestyJesus?si=M-IGVR0EgMpiDe55
If you dislike the idea, please suggest a different guy.
P.s:
If AsocialInDutch reads this, remember, if we work together, we might both win, you and /co/ are not the only ones busy with shilling, not everything related to chuds is bad.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR HIS SHIT OPINIONS)
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schoppenboer = jack of spades = WABAS4BJC?? (japanese)
R: 3 / I: 1
Do you like cheese?
R: 3 / I: 1
>spyzellig.party
R: 11 / I: 0
Rhetorically asking, if I drilled her stomach would she be able to give birth later on in life?
R: 25 / I: 4
posting in /zellig/ because it's tangentially related
i tried stroopwafels for the first time
ignore the fact it's some russhit brand, i'm actually in serbia (as indicated by the mug, which is in serbian, and merch for a popular local-tourism location)
R: 4 / I: 1
Never noticed that the juice box mymy dropped in Deel 4 can actually be seen in the shot where maya is asking for help
Bravo Massa
R: 13 / I: 5

massa 'cord

I joined the studio massa 'cord and there's a guy in vc drawing clown porn on camera what should I do
R: 39 / I: 6
If she was real (she is, take your meds) I would first kidnap her, then after I bring her home I would brutly rape her also make sure to smash her head against radiator a few times. After that I would rape her again so she goes unconscious. I would let her regain consicence a bit and after that I would again rape her and smash plates against her head so she bleeds and feels pain. After all that I would lock her up in my basement feeding her so she barely survives and also making sure to occasionally rape her while breaking her limbs and parts of her body. She deserves all that.
R: 18 / I: 5

Template for pixelplanet

I hope the image saved correctly, still not sure how to share templates, but this will be the image. Even if zoot doesn't uncall me a nigger, I proved that I am realchud and not a /co/ user, a /co/ user wouldn't know how the symbol is called.
R: 11 / I: 4
Mymy's Onschatbare Offer
R: 24 / I: 6
We should advertise the Zarty by writing the site link on bathroom stalls and walls or something.
R: 13 / I: 10

Missing templates, the 'lanet's last shilling campaign

We have done quite good for ourselves reconquering half the 'lanet for 'zelligaryans, but something always bothered me, which is the loss of some of our gems to time. I have gathered here evidence of all the old gems I could find and now I seek the zaryan responsible for them so he can give us the template to these gems so we may rebuild them on the gap cobson left inbetween Coco and the 'plier, where I believe all three can be in without issue if planned correctly.
Also, for the zaryan that made the Coco between Maya and the chilean flag, please post your template so it can be fixed if 'litrannies or frogniggers destroy it.

PS: the smiling Mymy on her desk survives on the basedjak canvas, so I don't think there's need to rebuild it on soyjak canvas.
R: 13 / I: 5
Stealthshilling Organization thread
Take pic related and use any solid colour aside from white and paintbucket the background
R: 10 / I: 4
KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
WE HAVE AN ENTIRE IB FOR YOU TO REIGN AND RULE OVER WITH YOUR FAVORITE ORANGE FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 2 / I: 0
>800k
Another milestone conquered, episode 2 deel 1 is getting more real every day. We might reach a mil by Christmas.
R: 0 / I: 0
is the sharty lagging out for anyone else?
R: 28 / I: 16
The 'planet got stale, whats another project we can do together for fun?
R: 1 / I: 0
CocoARYANS, is it over?
R: 21 / I: 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2Lbodl2XA
>Coco in the thumbnail
>Coco AI song in the video
Zaryans, is this a zellig w?

>ib4 theres tranime
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Hi, does anybody have this type of consept art? I am pretty sure those are not in the megalink. I am pretty sure those are official, there is atleast one more of those.
R: 15 / I: 10
Did you hear, zaryans? The 4cuck 30000000 /adv/ GET is coming, I say we make it a 'zellig victory
R: 6 / I: 2

Are niggers zarty culture?

Do you like ém?
R: 5 / I: 0

/AIZellig/

AI 'zellig thread
R: 3 / I: 1
Brojak is 'zarty culture
R: 28 / I: 12

/vera/ - old hag general

post her in this bread
R: 1 / I: 1
the tacagolue is healing
billions mvst post the zellig girls on sharty qa
R: 8 / I: 5
How come we never got a Maya or Coco version of this pic?.
R: 9 / I: 3
who eats while watching porn
R: 4 / I: 1
im innocent plz stop banning me
R: 33 / I: 7

You know what to do.

Downsides of growing popularity are inevitable reddit trannies. Gatekeep we will, and gatekeep we must.
r/egg_irl btw.
R: 9 / I: 2
the first soyzellig.party original IS HERE

watch in 4K 60FPS quality here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Hwy_q73FI
R: 9 / I: 2
Why is zellig popular on ifunny of all places
R: 4 / I: 1

JGS

JUST GETTING STARTED general
line go up edition
R: 4 / I: 1

Proto-IAZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAKY-o2m0PU
Proto-IAZ Gem
R: 1 / I: 2
/qa/ won
Red army won
Stalin won
William the orange won
Netherlands won
Trump won
Putin won
Franco won
Taliban won
South Africa won
Japan won
Vlad the impaler won
Mao won
Soyzellig party won
You WILL have sex
You WILL NOT die alone
You WILL get deel 7.
R: 7 / I: 1
Does anybody have a link to the Massadonië disscord? I cannot find it anywhere.
R: 21 / I: 7
We should get this guy to do a chudbob version of the zellig girls, or something. Dude seems to have the editing skillz for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c7zlMQpW68
R: 3 / I: 2
.
R: 0 / I: 0
>nigger salad will never be zarty culture
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Zelliged or Sod idea?
Sneed video for those who don't know: https://youtu.be/Xm57_92odRw?si=HVzlcM1iQAF8zPMJ
R: 3 / I: 2
What is she looking at?
R: 14 / I: 8
the absolute state of Massacord
R: 5 / I: 2
>Ongezellig soyjak wiki no longer appears on google first page
IT"S OVER
R: 3 / I: 0
The Alpha of Animation. The Breaker of Bucks. The Commodore of Comedy. The Don of the Dutch. The Enchanter of Entertainment. The Fashioner of Frames. The Guardian of Gezelligheid. The Hero of Holland. The Imperator of Internationals. The Justiciar of Jokes. The Keizer of Keks. The Lord of Laughs. The Master of Mirth. The Nurturer of the Netherlands. The Originator of Ongezellig. The Premier of Plot. The Quetzalcoatl of Quality. The Reaper of Reactions. The Shaitan of the Sharty. The Taker of Time. The Ubermensch of the Universe. The Vizier of Vision. The Wiseman of Wit. The Xenagogue of Xenophobia. The Yeoman of Youtube. The Zhar of Zaryans.

ENTER
MASSA
R: 5 / I: 1
Our boy Eduardo is literally being pooped on by the 'arty
Help him out NOW
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/171669.html
R: 2 / I: 1
Geg
R: 4 / I: 1

Day 10

Hello Zaryans! It's me the guy who posted sketches on /qa/, then didn't post because school and stuff. Had time to draw Mymy today, turned out pretty well I think, definitely gonna draw more things on a bigger scale later.
I hope the recent pedodrama doesn't affect Ongezelligs rise to relative popularity, its also expected as discord was made specifically for neckbeards trannies and retards.
R: 2 / I: 2
Kill yourselves tranny faggots
R: 1 / I: 1
can someone make a zellig version of the heart holding thingamajig
R: 2 / I: 1
>Trannyjannies pinning a nothingburger raid that zero people noticed
>Cus uhhhhhh zellig isnt sharty kulchar or something okay??
Why do sharty staff pride themselves on being "neutral" yet exercise their biased views whenever possible
R: 1 / I: 0
TRVTHNVKE: Ongezellig is actually pronounced like "onkezellich" in Dutch, with the final -ch pronounced as in some Scottish words like "loch".
R: 8 / I: 3
me zallig now can me stay here
R: 2 / I: 0
Today was the 'zellig day, so I put this gif into my presentation I have worked for last week and a half (the main reason I didn't upload after exams btw).
R: 1 / I: 0
raid this dead website NOW
https://thefrogpond.org/
R: 40 / I: 16
Owari da
R: 3 / I: 8

the sharty /qa/ is looking dusty

paint the 'log orange
R: 1 / I: 0
There's an embedded pepe on the catalog, jan jans.
R: 9 / I: 5
ElevenLabs released a new feature where you can have audio translated and dubbed with AI from the getgo, no login or paywall (for now): https://elevenlabs.io/dubbing
<REDDIT
Tested this with a few zellig videos (they only output 1 minute at max for the results) and holy shit it is so fucking bad.
They all slurr their words and sound like they're baked out of their minds. 11 niggas, WHAT IS THIS??
R: 4 / I: 0
ROOTY ROOOOOOOOT IS A ZELLIGNIGGER
R: 12 / I: 2
Once we're done gemming up the 'shinny planet, we should gem up pixelplanet itself.
R: 2 / I: 0
FROG ALARM ????
FIXING TEAM HELP! ??????
R: 1 / I: 0
Is the missing sister Mimi canon? from studio massa patreon maybe?
R: 10 / I: 4
check TheFrogClitty now
R: 1 / I: 0
new coal splinter dropped

(Mindbroken)
R: 1 / I: 0
heheh ca ca
R: 31 / I: 8

1M Project

I'm rewatching Ongezellig now and I just saw that the first deel only has 614,144 views, despite being uploaded in 2019. This is why I believe both the site and the series have such low and stagnated userbase numbers. I believe the solution is to start a massive shilling campaign in order to make this number rise.

But how? How can all 10 users of this website achieve such a massive feat? I believe that we can manage, and if we coordinate ourselves with our Zaryans abroad in /co/, /soy/, /qa/ and elsewhere, we can attain the goal of making Ongezellig popular and building a vibrant community that Massa can take as inspiration to continue.

ITT: We formulate a plan to get all Ongezellig deels to 1,000,000 views each. Drop your ideas below, because we will revive this show or die trying.
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>zelligsters get their own ib
>log gets instantly deorangified
>frogcels get their own ib
>log does not get degreenified at all
ZIU NOW CHUDDIES
OIU
MymyIU
R: 7 / I: 3
Booruanon here, still working on it. Fixed up this dancing 'my gif.
R: 1 / I: 0
>the beach
R: 11 / I: 4
is this ib going anywhere ?
R: 4 / I: 3
never forget
Mayar from.selling
R: 6 / I: 1
/soy/ 5000000 GET is coming. You WILL steal IT.
R: 6 / I: 5
Hi, it's me, the guy who posted sketches on /qa/. Sorry for not posting the day 10 sketch, I didn't finish it because I had exams. I ll post it sometime tommorow doe.
R: 4 / I: 1
Almost there….
Maybe next time zelligbros
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Attention, zelligchads:
I'm working on setting up a new zelligbooru.
R: 1 / I: 0
>keyboard spam post
>5 responses
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IMPARTANT

https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4986803.html
you VILL defend zellig while I go to sleep
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Marge what is this?

I tried looking up "ongezellig.com" since I remember it was a blank webpage and it had "maya, mymy, coco" as the Tab name, but when I saw it got shutdown I went to the wayback machine to look through the history and ended up finding this blogging website: https://ongezellig.wordpress.com/
R: 3 / I: 3
>Delete
>i don't care you built software for it, this is still a discord in anything but code
>Angeleno