R: 5 / I: 1
lol
lol
R: 6 / I: 3
I haven’t given eeffoc about Zellig since January so run me down about whatever happened in the fandom since then o algo
I haven’t given eeffoc about Zellig since January so run me down about whatever happened in the fandom since then o algo
R: 7 / I: 0
What do you think are the best essays so far?
What do you think a video needs to have to be a true gem and how should the Zarty, the soyphere and the fandom itself be addressed in them?
R: 7 / I: 1
I love ‘zellig
I love ‘zellig
R: 2 / I: 1
The schoppenboers would hate faggots and trannies btw
If that even matters
R: 27 / I: 4
give me drawing ideas
give me drawing ideas
R: 1 / I: 0
SNEEDTHESEED IS BACK ZARYANS THIS IS NOT FAKE OR GAY
SNEEDTHESEED IS BACK ZARYANS THIS IS NOT FAKE OR GAY
R: 6 / I: 0
/AIZellig/
AI 'zellig thread
R: 18 / I: 5
The Mayallusk
The Mayallusk
R: 16 / I: 5
>GEG
Total hapa damination
It's so funny that reddit can central anything>GEG
R: 16 / I: 1
In the credits, it just says “some TTS website,” and I want to use that voice. Can anyone help me find it, please Zaryans.
Yana's hebrew tts
Anyone know what Hebrew TTS they used for Yana in Onion Dweller?In the credits, it just says “some TTS website,” and I want to use that voice. Can anyone help me find it, please Zaryans.
R: 74 / I: 8
How do 'niggers even goon to zellig
I dont get it why
R: 13 / I: 4
>be TADCtranny (oh my 4cuck greentext!)
>spend all day saying how much your cartoon es aryaner than ongezogle
>cartoon eventually ends much to the dismay of billions of brown retarded trannies
>turns out the whole thing was the self insertion cope of a troon, with the creator self inserting THRICE between Pomni, Jax and the literal avatar self insert named Zooble
>have a shitty ending too
>also Pomni is a tranny, Jax is a pooner because of course
>tfw you've been conned into watching troonslop
Will TADCposters ever recover?
>be TADCtranny (oh my 4cuck greentext!)
>spend all day saying how much your cartoon es aryaner than ongezogle
>cartoon eventually ends much to the dismay of billions of brown retarded trannies
>turns out the whole thing was the self insertion cope of a troon, with the creator self inserting THRICE between Pomni, Jax and the literal avatar self insert named Zooble
>have a shitty ending too
>also Pomni is a tranny, Jax is a pooner because of course
>tfw you've been conned into watching troonslop
Will TADCposters ever recover?
R: 707 / I: 232
Theme for October 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND MUSIC >>109864
Theme for November 2025 - ONGEZELLIG MOVIE SCENES >>114166
Theme for December 2025 - ONGEZELLIG THROUGH HISTORY >>117001
Theme for January 2026 - ONGEZELLIG PROPAGANDA >>119859
Theme for February 2026 - ONGEZELLIG MAGIC >>123605
Theme for March 2026 - ONGEZELLIG AT WORK >>126300
Theme for April 2026 - ONGEZELLIG BRAINROT >>128761
Theme for May 2026 - FORMAL ONGEZELLIG >>131507
Theme for June 2026 - PREHISTORIC ONGEZELLIG>>135526
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I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
Monthly Themed Zellig Art
Theme for September 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND CHURCH >>105498Theme for October 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND MUSIC >>109864
Theme for November 2025 - ONGEZELLIG MOVIE SCENES >>114166
Theme for December 2025 - ONGEZELLIG THROUGH HISTORY >>117001
Theme for January 2026 - ONGEZELLIG PROPAGANDA >>119859
Theme for February 2026 - ONGEZELLIG MAGIC >>123605
Theme for March 2026 - ONGEZELLIG AT WORK >>126300
Theme for April 2026 - ONGEZELLIG BRAINROT >>128761
Theme for May 2026 - FORMAL ONGEZELLIG >>131507
Theme for June 2026 - PREHISTORIC ONGEZELLIG>>135526
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I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
R: 40 / I: 10
Flag for no reason
Gem or INZ
Good ongezellig OC ?Flag for no reason
R: 56 / I: 19
KILL FAGGOTS
KILL FAGGOTS
R: 140 / I: 49
sar lets revive this with zelig A24 slowburn rips
i think i have some flps of zellig
R: 7 / I: 1
how old is yana?
how old is yana?
R: 11 / I: 4
what do we think about this guy
hes a xittergroid but posts some gemmy ai slop
R: 2 / I: 0
Unholy level of autism
Unholy level of autism
R: 115 / I: 31
hoi zaryans, i was asked to make a thread for my art so this is it, along with a google drive with most of my ongezellig art.
>xaar it’s not in chronological order
for whatever reason, when naming the files, jewgle unorganised them which is extremely annoying
https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1HMlw2fEL9FWVlcCXMYyNiz1twM0KCxfy?sort=13&direction=a
hoi zaryans, i was asked to make a thread for my art so this is it, along with a google drive with most of my ongezellig art.
>xaar it’s not in chronological order
for whatever reason, when naming the files, jewgle unorganised them which is extremely annoying
https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1HMlw2fEL9FWVlcCXMYyNiz1twM0KCxfy?sort=13&direction=a
R: 416 / I: 176
More zellig cosplay
Ngl I prefer the Indonesian one more
More zellig cosplay
Ngl I prefer the Indonesian one more
R: 50 / I: 5
Yes, Coco’s parents WERE killed by Africans, actually.
Firstly I would like to address the ‘but Massa said’ argument- It feels very blatantly obvious to me that ‘they were struck by lightning’ is no more than a placeholder for something that would have been explored further had the show not been cancelled. This is because first of all it’s on the same tier of ridiculous as ‘They were suddenly crushed by a falling grand piano’- and I would argue that a sudden, painless death would not quite be as traumatic as it is otherwise presented. It is also worth mentioning that this was the second placeholder after the car crash, and it would be very bizarre for him to swap one sudden meaningless death for another sudden meaningless death, unless both were just different placeholders. Therefore using this as the definitive, ultimate answer is just liberal cope.
My second argument is the surrounding context from the show. Coco is a South African, who comes from a family of farmers. There is only one blatantly obvious reason therefore as to why Coco might have been an orphan. Someone may make the argument that perhaps Massa is some kind of liberal, who only realised that this might be a controversial subject after he’d already planned everything else, and thus was backed into a corner- BUT- this is obviously not the case. Massa is clearly very knowledgeable in history and geopolitics, and absolutely would have realised where that was going- and besides, the chance of him randomly stumbling into something like that, despite him having clearly done his homework on South Africa beforehand and being willing to handle dark topics elsewhere feels minimal. Coco’s backstory is the right wing equivalent of somebody writing a story in which there was a jewish orphan from Germany in the 1930s whose parents ‘mysteriously’ died before they left.
In short, it’s glaringly obvious that Coco’s parents were killed by Africans, given the surrounding context of the show, and that ‘struck by lightning’ was an obvious placeholder, just to give *some* explanation which could have been changed so that a dark topic could have been further explored in a future we didn’t get to see.
Yes, Coco’s parents WERE killed by Africans, actually.
Firstly I would like to address the ‘but Massa said’ argument- It feels very blatantly obvious to me that ‘they were struck by lightning’ is no more than a placeholder for something that would have been explored further had the show not been cancelled. This is because first of all it’s on the same tier of ridiculous as ‘They were suddenly crushed by a falling grand piano’- and I would argue that a sudden, painless death would not quite be as traumatic as it is otherwise presented. It is also worth mentioning that this was the second placeholder after the car crash, and it would be very bizarre for him to swap one sudden meaningless death for another sudden meaningless death, unless both were just different placeholders. Therefore using this as the definitive, ultimate answer is just liberal cope.
My second argument is the surrounding context from the show. Coco is a South African, who comes from a family of farmers. There is only one blatantly obvious reason therefore as to why Coco might have been an orphan. Someone may make the argument that perhaps Massa is some kind of liberal, who only realised that this might be a controversial subject after he’d already planned everything else, and thus was backed into a corner- BUT- this is obviously not the case. Massa is clearly very knowledgeable in history and geopolitics, and absolutely would have realised where that was going- and besides, the chance of him randomly stumbling into something like that, despite him having clearly done his homework on South Africa beforehand and being willing to handle dark topics elsewhere feels minimal. Coco’s backstory is the right wing equivalent of somebody writing a story in which there was a jewish orphan from Germany in the 1930s whose parents ‘mysteriously’ died before they left.
In short, it’s glaringly obvious that Coco’s parents were killed by Africans, given the surrounding context of the show, and that ‘struck by lightning’ was an obvious placeholder, just to give *some* explanation which could have been changed so that a dark topic could have been further explored in a future we didn’t get to see.
R: 49 / I: 32
Any good HD Zellig Wallpaper
I just bought a new computer and I want to make a thread to archive the best Zellig Wallpapers for Pc but also for mobile as well
R: 6 / I: 1
Do you think Mayar would get along with Cleo and/or Zoey?
Do you think Mayar would get along with Cleo and/or Zoey?
R: 12 / I: 1
mymy's public service announcement
mymy's public service announcement
R: 124 / I: 43
why does R/ongezellig have so much Yuri?
coco x cleo
Mymy x Kiki
Mymy x Yana
maya x Tomoko I just saw today
No Yaoi of Rens or self which is bullshit
and especially no Tryn x Wiel. which is a total gem btw.
we don't even see the trio get some boys (they are rare gems)
BTW God hates Yuri and Yaoi.
why does R/ongezellig have so much Yuri?
coco x cleo
Mymy x Kiki
Mymy x Yana
maya x Tomoko I just saw today
No Yaoi of Rens or self which is bullshit
and especially no Tryn x Wiel. which is a total gem btw.
we don't even see the trio get some boys (they are rare gems)
BTW God hates Yuri and Yaoi.
R: 367 / I: 69
<leddit 'ace
Here's from my preface for it:
>This work—novelette, fanfic, chamber-piece, literary adaptation of an online web series—whatever it is of zoiets. It doesn’t fit in any of them because that’s the spirit of what I’m adapting from.
I had two premises in mind when it came to an Ongezellig adaptation:
1. What if the Bottle Smack in the Pilot had consequences?
2. How do I make a story out of it?
<'igle 'ogle 'ace
Let me know if you have questions about what it is. I will answer them honestly without spoling much o algugu
A novelette I've been working on
Hoi, Zaryans, it's me, Zaryan! I'd like to tell you guys I've been working in my free time from college on an Ongezellig adaptation, NOT a fiktie, and I will publish it here once I make some final proofreading, a promotional artwork, and it's cover. It's totally OC, I've been working on it nonstop, and it's been driving me insane ofzo<leddit 'ace
Here's from my preface for it:
>This work—novelette, fanfic, chamber-piece, literary adaptation of an online web series—whatever it is of zoiets. It doesn’t fit in any of them because that’s the spirit of what I’m adapting from.
I had two premises in mind when it came to an Ongezellig adaptation:
1. What if the Bottle Smack in the Pilot had consequences?
2. How do I make a story out of it?
<'igle 'ogle 'ace
Let me know if you have questions about what it is. I will answer them honestly without spoling much o algugu
R: 1 / I: 0
Posting this here because IDGAF everyone should see this
Posting this here because IDGAF everyone should see this
R: 20 / I: 7
hello again friends
sorry about the colours i didnt have the correct one. please forgive
hello again friends
sorry about the colours i didnt have the correct one. please forgive
R: 41 / I: 15
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
VOTE! NOW!!!!!!!!
(i'll get it later this year, no date tho)
TATTOO POLL
I NEED THE PEOPLE TO DECIDE ON WHICH ONE I SHOULD GEThttps://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
VOTE! NOW!!!!!!!!
(i'll get it later this year, no date tho)
R: 11 / I: 4
Mayaxisters our response?
Mayaxisters our response?
R: 11 / I: 2
‘lig in space
‘lig in space
R: 35 / I: 12
i was told to post this here
who should i draw next
i was told to post this here
who should i draw next
R: 3 / I: 0
What if Mymy was named Ymym and she was a European who moved from the Netherlands to Japan LARPing as one.
What if Mymy was named Ymym and she was a European who moved from the Netherlands to Japan LARPing as one.
R: 20 / I: 2
This thread has probably been made a thrembillion times but im a new sauce and i wanna know.
Why do YOU like zellig?
I like it cuz it feels like it has actual soul put into it and its not troonindieniggerpilled and its geggy and the characters are really cuteThis thread has probably been made a thrembillion times but im a new sauce and i wanna know.
R: 3 / I: 3
I love coco. Shes so sweet and gemmy
I love coco. Shes so sweet and gemmy
R: 13 / I: 4
i swear niggers these days are zellig fan only because some brown white suprematist shoot up a place
there is no passion no love just niggers and pedophiles circlejerking eachother with the same old stale foodist memes
hunkies in 2020-2024 had little to right to talk shit about zellig, but now….. let's just say we might need a pause
i swear niggers these days are zellig fan only because some brown white suprematist shoot up a place
there is no passion no love just niggers and pedophiles circlejerking eachother with the same old stale foodist memes
hunkies in 2020-2024 had little to right to talk shit about zellig, but now….. let's just say we might need a pause
R: 1 / I: 1
Made a cover of a song from that one jap band Massa likes for whatever reason. It was supposed to be "zellig-styled", but ended up more as a decent FL cover methinks.
OG: https://youtu.be/NKHmD4-7RwE
Made a cover of a song from that one jap band Massa likes for whatever reason. It was supposed to be "zellig-styled", but ended up more as a decent FL cover methinks.
OG: https://youtu.be/NKHmD4-7RwE
R: 21 / I: 4 (sticky)
You have to spot all 20 differences because… BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE TO, OKAY???
You have to spot all 20 differences because… BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE TO, OKAY???
R: 318 / I: 85 (sticky)
Submit suggestions, bug reports, and feedback here
Server IP: ongezellig.aternos.me
Port:22056
Version: Latest recommended (ViaBack enabled — older versions also supported)
If you wanna turn on the server make an account on https://aternos.org/ and give me your name you'll then be able to turn on the server when on the site
Features:
Anti-Cheat (report if any plus jannies give me your 'craft name for OP)
player login system
Bedrock and Java crossplay support
console support (Xbox, PlayStation, Switch via Bedrock) (try joining on a ps3/360)
Android support (Bedrock mobile players)
piracy support (cracked account login)
random teleport spawn command
custom GUI menus
death chest on player death (for less lag and lag removal protection)
mob and player head drops
basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa
manage Bedrock player skins
fixes recipe issues for Bedrock
image display in item frames
inventory rollback after death or crash
set home teleport points
mine and place spawners with Silk Touch
teleport request system
change skins server-side
chop trees in one swing
/ride command to mount entities
anti-xray protection (automatic)
browser proximity chat
Pirate PC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiZutjS-u8E
Pirate Android: https://mcpedl.org/downloading/ (pick the latest non beta APK)
Console Tutorial: https://bedrocktogether.net/
/craft/
Official Thread for NuCraftSubmit suggestions, bug reports, and feedback here
Server IP: ongezellig.aternos.me
Port:22056
Version: Latest recommended (ViaBack enabled — older versions also supported)
If you wanna turn on the server make an account on https://aternos.org/ and give me your name you'll then be able to turn on the server when on the site
Features:
Anti-Cheat (report if any plus jannies give me your 'craft name for OP)
player login system
Bedrock and Java crossplay support
console support (Xbox, PlayStation, Switch via Bedrock) (try joining on a ps3/360)
Android support (Bedrock mobile players)
piracy support (cracked account login)
random teleport spawn command
custom GUI menus
death chest on player death (for less lag and lag removal protection)
mob and player head drops
basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa
manage Bedrock player skins
fixes recipe issues for Bedrock
image display in item frames
inventory rollback after death or crash
set home teleport points
mine and place spawners with Silk Touch
teleport request system
change skins server-side
chop trees in one swing
/ride command to mount entities
anti-xray protection (automatic)
browser proximity chat
Pirate PC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiZutjS-u8E
Pirate Android: https://mcpedl.org/downloading/ (pick the latest non beta APK)
Console Tutorial: https://bedrocktogether.net/
R: 35 / I: 10
Random idea i got
What if we made a live-action version of zellig? You might be wondering how,well, have you seen those girls who cosplay zellkg on TikTok? We'd contact them, get them all together in one place, and film the episodes
R: 16 / I: 1
LONG HAIR MAYA VVON
LONG HAIR MAYA VVON
R: 1752 / I: 733
agugu
agugu
R: 11 / I: 4
Every other day I wonder, what would it be like for /her/ to be real. It's like I feel hope, joy and love like I've recently met her in real life, and then it dawns on me. She isn't real, and can never truly share love with me. And I wish away, wishing to a world where me and her can live through an idyllic childhood to becoming teenage sweethearts and then building a family. But it will never be, It will never happen to me and I despise it. I miss her a lot /zellig/, even if I've never met her
Every other day I wonder, what would it be like for /her/ to be real. It's like I feel hope, joy and love like I've recently met her in real life, and then it dawns on me. She isn't real, and can never truly share love with me. And I wish away, wishing to a world where me and her can live through an idyllic childhood to becoming teenage sweethearts and then building a family. But it will never be, It will never happen to me and I despise it. I miss her a lot /zellig/, even if I've never met her
R: 87 / I: 36
Chuddies are usin 3rd world slave labor to make soy culture plushies and you're blackpilling?
Chuddies are usin 3rd world slave labor to make soy culture plushies and you're blackpilling?
R: 6 / I: 0
Emo maya idk
Emo maya idk
R: 4 / I: 3
Words words words
Words words words
R: 76 / I: 14
Working on a real zellig Iceberg since M sunday's one was shit
I sort of gave up on the last 2 so any help on those or more info the official zellig merch stuff would be appreciated
Working on a real zellig Iceberg since M sunday's one was shit
I sort of gave up on the last 2 so any help on those or more info the official zellig merch stuff would be appreciated
R: 0 / I: 0
happy 4th of july zarty or however the bugburger is blacked.com
happy 4th of july zarty or however the bugburger is blacked.com
R: 503 / I: 181
/coco/ general
Post Coco images
R: 5 / I: 2
take a look at this geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
korean wiki on zellig
https://en.namu.wiki/w/Ongezelligtake a look at this geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
R: 18 / I: 8
previous thread: >>6883
Shitpost thread or smth #2
Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.previous thread: >>6883
R: 8 / I: 2
Words words words
Words words words
R: 379 / I: 92
-1610_-992
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1610,-992,-3
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Previous Thread:
>>3967
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Wiki Page & Templates:
https://zelligwiki.ongezelligbooru.com/index.php/PixelPlanet
PixelPlanet.fun
Zoalie Coordinates-1610_-992
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1610,-992,-3
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Previous Thread:
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R: 311 / I: 104
my niggerlicious fancomic
howdy fellers, here's another zellig comic that'll probably end up as DNB fan project #1488. enjoy this troonslop carbon copy of sprunki for the next couple of days
R: 1460 / I: 717
Shitpost thread or smth
Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
R: 499 / I: 116
<redditspace
Coco:
>I am good at: I don't want to brag
Bullshit. Have you ever met a humble 8 year old?
>I don't like: Wasting time
I sincerly doubt that any child would be concerned about something as insignificant to them as time
>Animal: Turritopsis Dohrnii
and
>What I want to be when I grow up: Very old
Are incredibly unsubtle in what it's trying to say. <Coco lost her parents! So she's like, le scared of death! So, she'd like thing that live forever and she'd like, wanna live forever!
Change her animal to something more realistic, as with all of the animals in South Africa, I doubt a child would pick something as ugly as a jellyfish. Change what she wants to be to something like a nurse or a vet, which shows she's always liked helping people (which is realistic!!!)
It's really, really on the nose.
Overall with this one: Very on the nose, and doesn't feel like a child wrote this.
<Redditspace
Maya:
>My Hobbies: Using the computer
I highly doubt she would've gotten a computer this young with a mother like Soei.
>My Sports: None
Again, I highly doubt that Maya wouldn't play sports with a mother like Soei.
>I'm not that good at: Paying attention
I doubt that any child would have any concept of "paying attention" or even know that they're bad at it. There are far more things that she could be bad at, but NOPE. Gotta go with the on the nose
<She was always bad at paying attention, which was like, le foreshadowing for le ADHD!
>I really don't like: School
This is really boring. There could've been so many interesting things here that she doesn't like that could've revealed more about her character, but Massa just decided to state the obvious.
>Vacation: Home
Bullshit. Just Bullshit. What child have you ever met that didn't like going on vacation? What child hasn't loved going to an amusement park? An Aquarium? A Zoo?
>My biggest wish: Not having to go to school anymore
I'm positive there are other things she wants more, like her cat.
>What I want to be: I dunno
Genuine, unfiltered, unimaginable bullshit. You cannot excuse something as stupid as this. Have you ever met an 8 year old that didn't want to be an Astronaut? A Racecar Driver? An F1 Driver? A Firefighter? Football Player? Superhero? It is so on the nose with
<Le Maya was never le happy!
Which is bullshit and boring. If Maya used to be happy and full of optimism and whimsy, it makes it far more interesting, and tragic, when she becomes bitter and cynical. Loss of innocence is really upsetting, but I can't feel bad for someone who was apparently never innocent (which is stupid)
Overall: This was trying way too hard to build sympathy for Maya, and it all falls apart when you think about it beyond a surface level. It feels like the expository crashout: It feels deep and insightful, but it's unrealistic, unimpactful, and incredibly shallow. I said it once and I'll say it again: Having Maya lose her innocence and whimsy is far more tragic and saddening than her never having them in the first place
<Redditspace
Mymy:
This will probably start some leakage, but I really don't like Mymy. She doesn't belong in a show as grounded as Ongezellig. She feels like she was taken from another show, and feels more like a gag-machine than an actual character. Massa literally said that she left for the Netherlands when she was 6 by sneaking out of Japan, and that she went there because she "Thought it was better." To me, this shows that Massa threw her in last second without much thought, and made her backstory that because he thought it was "funny" instead of actually trying to come up with an interesting explanation as to how she ended up in the Netherlands like Coco did. She should've honestly been cut from the show (or been relegated to a background character) and had Maya and Coco's relationship be center stage. But NOPE! Can't cut that because it's too funny, am I right? No need to worry that a wacky and zaney character will undercut my original intentions!
Anyway with my second sperg out of the way, it pisses me off that this is the only one that makes sense. It feels like someone who understands nothing about the world wrote it (LIKE A CHILD!!! *GASP* CRAZY!!!!!)
<Redditspace
overall, these friendbooks (and Maya's Sweet 16 in general) are trying way too hard to build sympathy and intrigue, but did in such an on the nose way, it makes the characters feel fake. It doesn't feel like I am reading the friend book of a real child with real thoughts, feelings, and desires. It feels like I'm reading from the script of Amazing Digital Circus with how unsubtle everything is.
<Redditspace
Little rant about Maya's Sweet 16:
This was such a wasted opportunity of a comic. The dream sequence is yet another example of Massa trying to build sympathy without taking the effort to build it naturally. Her dream sequence is practically grabbing you by the neck and screaming in your face YOU MUST FEEL BAD FOR HER! THIS IS SAD! SHE'S CRYING, SEE? DON'T YOU FEEL BAD?! It also jumps into it WAAAAY too quickly, and this is a consequence of the comic being too short.
Her vomiting to avoid celebrating her birthday and going to school also feels like a lazy excuse for Massa to not have to write anything "uncomfortable" that would've actually built sympathy. We could've seen how her self hatred results in her being overwhelmed with shame when show even a shred of gratitude from her sisters. We could've how she freezes up and doesn't know what to do when she's the center of attention. We could see how she's utterly incapable of functioning in a social setting, constantly on the verge of a panic attack if she has to so much as speak to anyone. We could see how she's shaky and anxious throughout the whole day, worried people are judging her for the slightest thing. All these thing stacking on top of each other and building tension, making the reader wonder if she's gonna be able to get through the day without having a meltdown.
But no, instead we just got her throwing up and never getting to see any of that.
What a waste of potential.
<Redditspace
TL;DR Massa is pretty bad at writing
massa sucks at writing
i was looking on the 'ru and saw these friend books that piss me off so much. here's my spergerald why:<redditspace
Coco:
>I am good at: I don't want to brag
Bullshit. Have you ever met a humble 8 year old?
>I don't like: Wasting time
I sincerly doubt that any child would be concerned about something as insignificant to them as time
>Animal: Turritopsis Dohrnii
and
>What I want to be when I grow up: Very old
Are incredibly unsubtle in what it's trying to say. <Coco lost her parents! So she's like, le scared of death! So, she'd like thing that live forever and she'd like, wanna live forever!
Change her animal to something more realistic, as with all of the animals in South Africa, I doubt a child would pick something as ugly as a jellyfish. Change what she wants to be to something like a nurse or a vet, which shows she's always liked helping people (which is realistic!!!)
It's really, really on the nose.
Overall with this one: Very on the nose, and doesn't feel like a child wrote this.
<Redditspace
Maya:
>My Hobbies: Using the computer
I highly doubt she would've gotten a computer this young with a mother like Soei.
>My Sports: None
Again, I highly doubt that Maya wouldn't play sports with a mother like Soei.
>I'm not that good at: Paying attention
I doubt that any child would have any concept of "paying attention" or even know that they're bad at it. There are far more things that she could be bad at, but NOPE. Gotta go with the on the nose
<She was always bad at paying attention, which was like, le foreshadowing for le ADHD!
>I really don't like: School
This is really boring. There could've been so many interesting things here that she doesn't like that could've revealed more about her character, but Massa just decided to state the obvious.
>Vacation: Home
Bullshit. Just Bullshit. What child have you ever met that didn't like going on vacation? What child hasn't loved going to an amusement park? An Aquarium? A Zoo?
>My biggest wish: Not having to go to school anymore
I'm positive there are other things she wants more, like her cat.
>What I want to be: I dunno
Genuine, unfiltered, unimaginable bullshit. You cannot excuse something as stupid as this. Have you ever met an 8 year old that didn't want to be an Astronaut? A Racecar Driver? An F1 Driver? A Firefighter? Football Player? Superhero? It is so on the nose with
<Le Maya was never le happy!
Which is bullshit and boring. If Maya used to be happy and full of optimism and whimsy, it makes it far more interesting, and tragic, when she becomes bitter and cynical. Loss of innocence is really upsetting, but I can't feel bad for someone who was apparently never innocent (which is stupid)
Overall: This was trying way too hard to build sympathy for Maya, and it all falls apart when you think about it beyond a surface level. It feels like the expository crashout: It feels deep and insightful, but it's unrealistic, unimpactful, and incredibly shallow. I said it once and I'll say it again: Having Maya lose her innocence and whimsy is far more tragic and saddening than her never having them in the first place
<Redditspace
Mymy:
This will probably start some leakage, but I really don't like Mymy. She doesn't belong in a show as grounded as Ongezellig. She feels like she was taken from another show, and feels more like a gag-machine than an actual character. Massa literally said that she left for the Netherlands when she was 6 by sneaking out of Japan, and that she went there because she "Thought it was better." To me, this shows that Massa threw her in last second without much thought, and made her backstory that because he thought it was "funny" instead of actually trying to come up with an interesting explanation as to how she ended up in the Netherlands like Coco did. She should've honestly been cut from the show (or been relegated to a background character) and had Maya and Coco's relationship be center stage. But NOPE! Can't cut that because it's too funny, am I right? No need to worry that a wacky and zaney character will undercut my original intentions!
Anyway with my second sperg out of the way, it pisses me off that this is the only one that makes sense. It feels like someone who understands nothing about the world wrote it (LIKE A CHILD!!! *GASP* CRAZY!!!!!)
<Redditspace
overall, these friendbooks (and Maya's Sweet 16 in general) are trying way too hard to build sympathy and intrigue, but did in such an on the nose way, it makes the characters feel fake. It doesn't feel like I am reading the friend book of a real child with real thoughts, feelings, and desires. It feels like I'm reading from the script of Amazing Digital Circus with how unsubtle everything is.
<Redditspace
Little rant about Maya's Sweet 16:
This was such a wasted opportunity of a comic. The dream sequence is yet another example of Massa trying to build sympathy without taking the effort to build it naturally. Her dream sequence is practically grabbing you by the neck and screaming in your face YOU MUST FEEL BAD FOR HER! THIS IS SAD! SHE'S CRYING, SEE? DON'T YOU FEEL BAD?! It also jumps into it WAAAAY too quickly, and this is a consequence of the comic being too short.
Her vomiting to avoid celebrating her birthday and going to school also feels like a lazy excuse for Massa to not have to write anything "uncomfortable" that would've actually built sympathy. We could've seen how her self hatred results in her being overwhelmed with shame when show even a shred of gratitude from her sisters. We could've how she freezes up and doesn't know what to do when she's the center of attention. We could see how she's utterly incapable of functioning in a social setting, constantly on the verge of a panic attack if she has to so much as speak to anyone. We could see how she's shaky and anxious throughout the whole day, worried people are judging her for the slightest thing. All these thing stacking on top of each other and building tension, making the reader wonder if she's gonna be able to get through the day without having a meltdown.
But no, instead we just got her throwing up and never getting to see any of that.
What a waste of potential.
<Redditspace
TL;DR Massa is pretty bad at writing
R: 16 / I: 4
Whos your favorite 'ig character other then the sisters
I like henk and eiko
R: 1 / I: 0
Two out of three xitter AI porn accounts were taken down in the last month, and with that, the absolute brimstone they posted, it's a Zaryan win
Two out of three xitter AI porn accounts were taken down in the last month, and with that, the absolute brimstone they posted, it's a Zaryan win
R: 523 / I: 138
We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
The Third Booru is up!
Go post your post your gems of zoiets
<
If you have any suggestions, complaints, or technical issues, you can post them in this thread or send me an email at zaltongezellig@proton.me
Zellig Booru
https://ongezelligbooru.com/We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
The Third Booru is up!
Go post your post your gems of zoiets
<
If you have any suggestions, complaints, or technical issues, you can post them in this thread or send me an email at zaltongezellig@proton.me
R: 4 / I: 0
I LOVE LE HECKIN SKIBIDI TOILET GAME!!
I LOVE LE HECKIN SKIBIDI TOILET GAME!!
R: 30 / I: 8
WEED
I just had my first joint. I'm becoming Yfke.
R: 5 / I: 2
can you guys post gemmy mymys here so I can get more reps done in the gym
can you guys post gemmy mymys here so I can get more reps done in the gym
R: 1431 / I: 575
/mymy/
Post about Mymy
R: 14 / I: 3
Stop this guy now
Stop this guy now
R: 191 / I: 67
You can suggest drawing ideas if you want.
my art thread
Hey guys, I'll be posting my ongezellig art here now instead of in the art general.You can suggest drawing ideas if you want.
R: 51 / I: 3
omfg
brown hands made this liiiiiiike
R: 31 / I: 6
Ask me anything you want me to draw
Ask me anything you want me to draw
R: 38 / I: 13
https://modrinth.com/datapack/cobblezellig
cobblezellig
somebody fill me in on cobblezellighttps://modrinth.com/datapack/cobblezellig
R: 15 / I: 2
i hate this website but i just had to show you guys an actual indian artist living in india made this i literally cannot believe it
i hate this website but i just had to show you guys an actual indian artist living in india made this i literally cannot believe it
R: 30 / I: 7
I made this
I made this
R: 24 / I: 4
Did you know that the Z in Ongezellig stands for Zoey?
Did you know that the Z in Ongezellig stands for Zoey?
R: 1412 / I: 600
ITT we'll post random xitteralds we've found.
ITT we'll post random xitteralds we've found.
R: 9 / I: 4
New art from Lidly
New art from Lidly
R: 118 / I: 22
Hello zaryans
Hello zaryans
R: 2 / I: 0
i cant sleep
i cant sleep
R: 41 / I: 6
>the first ongezellig VN comes out
>it's yurislop foidslop problematic media class of 09 with yana and the characters barely resemble their personality and looks made by a 13 year old
how will we ever recover…
>the first ongezellig VN comes out
>it's yurislop foidslop problematic media class of 09 with yana and the characters barely resemble their personality and looks made by a 13 year old
how will we ever recover…
R: 19 / I: 5
zelligcucks…
zelligcucks…
R: 101 / I: 27
>Open up Xitter
>Coal in the feed
Many such cases
>Open up Xitter
>Coal in the feed
Many such cases
R: 17 / I: 2
new jewtuber reaction video has been released
https://youtu.be/-2FYXVupzxU?si=EOo0iTM2oM2PdVK8
I say we gem up the comment section on this bfdiNIGGER
new jewtuber reaction video has been released
https://youtu.be/-2FYXVupzxU?si=EOo0iTM2oM2PdVK8
I say we gem up the comment section on this bfdiNIGGER
R: 50 / I: 14
GEG
doe scatGOD 'cord pedos really?
R: 11 / I: 2
playing this arrangement
https://musescore.com/user/77730487/scores/25414891
Ik ben het maar piano
I can sight read the beginning but the faster parts are harder. give me like 2 weeks and ill record a video of myself playing itplaying this arrangement
https://musescore.com/user/77730487/scores/25414891
R: 5 / I: 2
hey boss
hey boss
R: 102 / I: 64
I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.
I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.
I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.
If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.
ITT post copypastas (spoiler if too spicy or something)
I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.
I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.
I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.
If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.
R: 4 / I: 0
Original arrangement: https://musescore.com/user/54683949/scores/24571981
Fuck musescore
A few weeks ago I found this musical arrangement of Ik ben het maar, but the jews at musescore won't let you download the song without paying. So I just transcribed the whole piece for all zayrians to enjoy.Original arrangement: https://musescore.com/user/54683949/scores/24571981
R: 2146 / I: 736
/maya/
Post mayas
R: 55 / I: 18
made a new 'jak and an OC 'toss of the second best BWCzellig girl, i hope you like it
made a new 'jak and an OC 'toss of the second best BWCzellig girl, i hope you like it
R: 95 / I: 36
i am going to create tboi versions of all ‘zellig characters plus extras, here are isaac versions of the main girls (evan doe i made a thread like two months ago)
i am going to create tboi versions of all ‘zellig characters plus extras, here are isaac versions of the main girls (evan doe i made a thread like two months ago)
R: 24 / I: 2
Where were you when this historic moment happened right here on the zarty?
Where were you when this historic moment happened right here on the zarty?
R: 37 / I: 11
MYMY WON BTW
MYMY WON BTW she's the most zemmy girl, Aryan chudette keyed SISA she carries the show and has for YEARS Mymy Fvcking VVON best girl
R: 67 / I: 23
/yana/
Post yanas
R: 5 / I: 1
i love maya
i love maya
R: 38 / I: 12
<Summer space
What do we plan to do with our time?
Summer
It's summer zaryans!<Summer space
What do we plan to do with our time?
R: 13 / I: 4
Aliases
wifeyvoo
warderic01
ChaoticGamer00
saikuonii
your_boyt_00
Crimes
Drew 'zellig porn
Lives in Atlanta, Georgia, one of the nicer suburbs too
https://files.catbox.moe/vp4j5g.png
Real name
Eric Ward
Born July 31st, 200X
Email
warderic01@gmail.com
IP
66.87.132.131
Twitter
https://x.com/ONIIGOTSTYLE
DeviantArt
https://www.deviantart.com/wifeyvoo
Newgrounds
https://wifeyvoo.newgrounds.com/
Strawpage
https://wifeyvoo.straw.page/
Instagram
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Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/u/saikuonii
Yet another raped nigger
ONIIGOTSTYLEAliases
wifeyvoo
warderic01
ChaoticGamer00
saikuonii
your_boyt_00
Crimes
Drew 'zellig porn
Lives in Atlanta, Georgia, one of the nicer suburbs too
https://files.catbox.moe/vp4j5g.png
Real name
Eric Ward
Born July 31st, 200X
warderic01@gmail.com
IP
66.87.132.131
https://x.com/ONIIGOTSTYLE
DeviantArt
https://www.deviantart.com/wifeyvoo
Newgrounds
https://wifeyvoo.newgrounds.com/
Strawpage
https://wifeyvoo.straw.page/
https://www.instagram.com/your_boyt_00
https://www.reddit.com/u/saikuonii
R: 22 / I: 4
but mymy…. mmmmm so small and sweet, she takes care of herself i bet
Sir
why do soo many people love maya? she probably smells bad.but mymy…. mmmmm so small and sweet, she takes care of herself i bet
R: 7 / I: 1
I know there aren't any women here but can we PLEASE get someone to make some asmr zellig (roleplay) videos that aren't this bullshit
I know there aren't any women here but can we PLEASE get someone to make some asmr zellig (roleplay) videos that aren't this bullshit
R: 66 / I: 31
Whenever we see somebody with a zellig picture in youtube comments or anywhere else, we report it here.
This guy was on this youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eKeKaXqNHg&ab_channel=SomeNobody
Go boost him in the name of the zellig empire
Spot The 'zellig a.k.a. /zellig_on_da_log/
Mission:Whenever we see somebody with a zellig picture in youtube comments or anywhere else, we report it here.
This guy was on this youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eKeKaXqNHg&ab_channel=SomeNobody
Go boost him in the name of the zellig empire