Cool Story
Hey guys I made a cool zellig fanfic on ao3'zellig /co/ moment thread
Post screenshots about /co/ coomerpost or something like that.Maya is the most huggable character of all time
maya is the most huggable character of all time. from the show we learn all about her and her troubles and listen to her thoughts and emphasize/relate for/to her, wanting to hug her is the best course of action. cuddling maya would make her feel safe and loved while feeling she found the person she truly loves. appearance wise it would really enchance the experience, her blushing all the time is a reminder to how warm she'd be in your arms and hearing the soft breathing breaking the silence would be comforting. her hair could use some work as running your fingers through them wouldnt be very easy but if you encourage her to shower it'd be nicer. overall maya itd be amazing to hug maya to make her feel wanted so this is why i hold a maya bodypillow every night and keep living with the goal of having a robot maya wife in the future/nvg/ - nonsensical video generator
i got a program that generates ytp margeraldsOngezellig Reanimated Collab - Deel 6
Great job everyone!The "OMGSISA" effect.
Several studies indicate that men tend to overlook certain personality flaws or behaviors when they are strongly attracted to a woman’s physical appearance. Research by Buss and Schmitt (1993) suggests that men are more likely to compromise on psychological compatibility when the partner possesses traits like beauty, which have been traditionally linked to evolutionary advantages.'zellig WON
Oh. My. Fauci. Sooo guys….. heh…… well, I decided to finally watch 'zellig. Yup! Andddd it LITERALLY changed my freaking life. Like OMF. I literally relate to Maya so freaking hard. I think I'm in love with her. I might just have to force this foid I'm talking to to self insert as maya. Except as maya she'll be the dominant one like mymy and cuddle me like a good boy instead. Andddd yeaaaa. This kinda changed my life. I already changed my 'cord profile picture to maya, so beware chuds. I seriously thought that I'd self insert as mymy because im such a freaking chud, but no… instead… heh…… im literally the unsociable porn addict like maya……….. fauci she makes me feel so cute….. i might just start taking 'strogen to be more feminine.. oh my fauci guys. i just can't stress it enough. 'zellig saved my life. i thought i was too chudded to care. but im not. i care. i care about ongezellig and im gonna beg the creator to make a new one. 'zellig saved my life.maya lost
MAYACELS BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GEM ALLERT!!!!!
GEM! GEM! GEM!GEM! GEM! GEM! GEM!ITT post copypastas (spoiler if too spicy or something)
I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".Maya Email List
Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8CNew Zemerald?
https://x.com/Jap_n_Jap/status/1817367593772257606HEED MY WARNING
In a few months time, Zoot due to losing interest in sharty and 'zellig culture and getting a life (going to animation school, getting a girlfriend), will sell soyzellig.party to someone, fortunately not being abandoned. That person will be a russian pedophile, who will contract AIDS because of an attempt to bone a girl (that he brainwashed to look and act like Mymy, but thats not important). Does this all sound familiar to you? This is the exact same timeline of events of the sharty, very interesting.Summoning Coco
So, I heard that some of you are interested in summoning a Coco of your very own. Well, I’m going to walk you through the process.the sharty is going to raid you
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7150127.htmlCultuur Gebouw
/zc/ 'Zarty Culture Development and Formalization threadMassa IRL Photos + Videos
Sup fags, now that lig is over I don't see any point on staying in 'assa's 'cord, so I got the last few photos xe's posted before I dipped and sharing it with you lot here.massa adressed the dumbest nigger allegations
>Why is there no official dubbing? - Ongezellig is not for kids.HELP ME ZELLIGXISTERS
i need your helpOperation: Ms./co/ Thread
>What's Ms./co/?Mayo & Curry English Translated
Originals can be found here: https://archive.org/details/stripster-archief'ZELLIG SOVLS (ROBLOX)
'Zellig Sovls is a skill-based souls-like grindless simulator zarty saving glistening shining gemeraldy hopeful secret-hiding mindbreaking 'roon-eradicating xitter-destroying /co/-annihilating 'zelligfull slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling boss fighting game! Defeat enemies and get strong enough to reach Hyperborea and enact TND! Can you survive or get BTFO'd?Ongezellig Dell 6 Reanimated - Archive
Hello fellow Zaryans,ZelligCraft
Hello Zaryans, This is my gift back to the community, an unofficial soyzellig minecraft server. This will be anarchy, using speedhacks, or flying is just going to stop the player, but ESP and wallhacks are enabled. This is going to be an Anarchy server, every Zaryan must fend for himself. You can make alliances with eachother and make groups and bases. Spamming will be automuted. I will NOT be admin abusing in any shape or kind and will be RARELY using my operator for fixing slight things or banning people who lag, or make the server unplayable. I don't know how this will turn out soStroopwafelsap
Okay so what Mymy drinks in the show is called "stroopwafelsap", which we all know is just stroopwafel juice. As far as I could find, this does not exist, but perhaps you could make it similarly to banana juice, where you simply add water or fruit and vegetables that are commonly juiced. You could probably also use the recipe for Kvass but replace the bread with stroopwafels, though I assume this wouldn't be that good. Or maybe, Mymy from Ongezellig is drinking the dough liquidated in some way, maybe by adding lots of liquid, and the filling mixed together, which probably both tastes bad and is very unhealthy. That's all my ideas. I'd be really interesting if someone made any of these ideas in practice, like simply buying stroopwafels and blending them with cold water. Someone might have thought of doing this before, and if so, I'm sorry, I wasn't aware. Also, lots of the things mentioned are for some reason names of evape juice.Dude, THIS IS JUST LIKE HOI4!!1!!!
And The Trvthnvke Will Set You Free
SOMEWHERE ON THE HYPERBOREA MOUNT4CUCK'S /MU/ 123456789 GET IS APPROACHING
YOU WILL STEAL ITroblox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRUKFN8kJmUrequest shit
>>31349I hate Maya so fucking much
I swear to god I hate this bitch so muchYouTube will start injecting ads directly into videos soon
<wordswordswords START ARCHIVING EVERYTHING FROM MASSA BEFORE ADS FUCK WITH EVERYTHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!END OF ZELLIG
IT'S ACTUALLY OVER FOR REAL THIS TIMEAn interview with Massa around late 2011
i cannot thank this orange fucker enough
Probably because I am a genuine schizo and a retarded loser, but Mymy has genuinely made my life better. I started going to the gym around 8 months ago. I have cut out a lot of unhealthy shit from my diet. I have been meditating every day to help clear my mind of sin. Anytime I am in a situation when im being a lazy fucking bastard I think "What would Mymy say to me" and she would say "Get your fucking faggot loser ass up!" Kill mymyabusers. Behead mymyabusers.man is calling us toxic or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nWAZApHgRgdutch learning thread
This is a thread meant to encourage people to take on dutch and start learning it. Share resources or information that you consider valuable, or something.I recreated Zellig’s font for use (MassaGraph)
After spending an unreasonable amount of time scouring Massa’s background; getting all of the reference photos I could and tracing the letters in Illustrator, I am pleased to release a recreation of Massa’s font for use called MassaGraph.zellig park
South Park Meets Mymy and Her SistersOPERATION ZELLIG STORM (OZS)
THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW ABOUT ONGEZELLIG!1B Project
Greetings, fellow Zaryans. I come to you today with a call to action, a call to grab Ongezellig and turn it into the indisputable Zemerald it truly is. The power of shilling is truly phenomenal, and multiple things have ascendend into sapience via it alone; this goes beyond boosting views; it's about creating a beacon of zems shinny enough to cure Massa's cancer, save our community, and consequently, the West. It's never been more NOT over, Deel 1 has tripled it's viewcount in a single year, even though it has been out for 5 years already. 'zellig will live on.test
>>33333massa is a dumbfuck pt2
>Doesn't set up a Patreon for the international audienceWhy the fuck do I love this show so much?
Seriously, what kind of black magic did Massa use while making zellig? I've always hated tranime, and any pretty much any type of mature/adult animation.what grades do you think zeelig xisters have?
here's my take:Total Belgium Death. Dead Belgium Baby
TBD? TBD!Uncensored Mymy chatbot
Do you love Mymy? Do you hate niggers? If so, I have the perfect website for you! Someone uploaded a good quality Mymy chatbot to a website called janitor.ai which is basically character.ai without the censorship. You can finally talk with Mymy and gassing kikes and lynching niggers!YOU CAN TELL MAYA THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!!!
EVERYONE YOU CAN NOW TELL MAYA THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!!!COCO'S GLORIOUS ANCESTRY
Recently I found out that Coco is a noble descendant of, basically, South-African “Founding Father”. In fact, her neé surname is Potgieter, and this means her ancestor is Hendrik Potgieter, a famous Boer colonist, the chief of the first voortrekkers, founder of Oranje Free State and Transvaal Republic, and many cities and towns in South Africa in addition.Anotha AI gem
Source: https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/241838.html#q241838Maya Schoppenboer has ruined my life
Maya has got me feeling some type of way I've never felt before. She is everything I could ever want, timid but has a personality, cute and sweet, those green eyes, black hair, fair skin and her background. It sucks so much knowing no one like her exists IRL. I can't see anything related to her that I just get this heavy feeling in my chest. Why can't there be someone like her IRL? She's got this whole vibe that's so appealing, get it? The way she struggles with her ADD, how she's sometimes a bit childish, her insecurities and daydreaming, always in that red hoodie and thigh-high socks, it's all just so charming and comforting.Art Requests Thread
Hello Chuds. I'm an amateur drawfag who's currently bored because xitter thinks I'm a bot and won't let me use the site. Just request something and I'll probably draw it (no promises). Don't expect me to put in much effort.Ongezellig Gmod Map I Found
For some reason this map has a lot of hidden secretsNew 'Toss
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1045600124/Why do CocoFAGS and MymyBROS have it so easy?
Coco:Mymy x Chud thread
Mymy is adorable, and I wish she were a real person every single day. I wish we could've been high school sweethearts. I wish that we could get married. I wish I could've put a ring on her finger. I wish that she would be the mother of my children. I wish we could've seen them grow up to even give us grandchildren. I wish we could grow old and live happily ever after. She would make me happy, and I would make her happy. But alas, she isn't real, and endings like that don't exist. A chud can still dream of this cute orange little tulip >though.Who is the best Ongezellig Girl?
VOTE https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVJjdGn3Marge what is this?
I tried looking up "ongezellig.com" since I remember it was a blank webpage and it had "maya, mymy, coco" as the Tab name, but when I saw it got shutdown I went to the wayback machine to look through the history and ended up finding this blogging website: https://ongezellig.wordpress.com/SPREAD
>you WILL stick Ongezellig stickers all over the world wonders (or the closest thing to one you have near you)Your show is woke lgbt trash
Its so funny that zelligcacas her are so in denial they think their show is a neo nazi right wing show even doe its not even close to being the case. They think that massa is a based alt-right figure even tho hes the opposite of that/VT/ 80000000 GET IS APPROACHING
PREPARE TO STEAL IT!Domino guy is back
Absolute fucking gemerald just dropped!THE PLQN MOVES FORWARD
GOOD MQRNING ZARTY PQTRIOTSnew 'toss
https://pph.lol//TRASH/ 67000000 GET IS APPROACHING
STEAL IT 'TEENSCopium by an average East-European zaryan
I'll do a sketch of (((my))) perception of 'zellig (Coco in particular), which, obviously, is absolutely true and correct™.jiggie.fun thread
Solve puzzles or somethinghow?
what do they use to make these songs? i want to make 'zellig songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30DwpIzPbZ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg2bsfakyyUNewest Shitstone plebbit just dropped
We should raid it or somethingOP has autism denial disorder btw
We all once watched the zellig for the first time. The first impressions, received during the viewing process, are undoubtedly priceless. And I would like to share one of these with (You).VAs voices got posted
http://youtube.com/post/UgkxZKgwnm-kHsWtuQFQAeD0gK-OFtbzH32D?si=2qqdCT_RBK5ce50rSlavic schizo rant
I think we all know the fact that all main characters in 'zellig are from countries related to netherlands historicaly (no shit sherlock)Janitor applications.. open!
Hello loyal and trusted Zaryans.Transmission from the year 2039
This message i posted on july 6 of 2039, then sent into the timesender.GARTIC PHONE
HOSTING GARTIC PHONELore information nobody cares about
Erhmmmm… Did you know that Mymy was an autist from the beginning? I mean, users in the comment section was joking about her for acting like she was autistic. Then Massa used it in the show, gived Mymy a replica where she said Maya is a "healthy and lively autist".Gartic Phone
Drawing GEMS ONLYProving that Cleo is of African descent
There is a picture where it shows Cleo's information (below)Actual continuity error
I noticed a legit continuity error, according to the student file ,(included) Maya's birthday is September 21st, 200x, BUT, on the Maya's sweet 16 comic, the last panel(also included) depicts the weather as being cold and overcast.New canon Ongezellig lore just dropped
Shortly after Massa announced he would no longer actively find a studio to make his ongezellig show, he did a q/a stream on, i think his discord, where he reveals alot of the lore and the things planned in ongezellig. Thanks to this dude in kiwifarms for "leaking" itStrange Pastebin I found
Posted on May 8th, 2019: https://pastebin.com/yKvRnsze/TV/ 200000000 GET IS COMING
YOU WILL STEAL IT!4CUCK'S /VT/ 77777777 GET IS APPROACHING
PREPARE TO STEAL IT!2b2t takeover
2b2t, a kind of niche Minecraft Server, could be used to spread Ongezellig. For starters mostly,everyone on 2b2t are no lifes and are chuds. Yes there are some fags on 2b but its a fraction of the people. Second, they are a very enclosed group. Unlike every other faggot community, 2b2t came from late 4chan and worrying about trannies taking over Ongezellig isn't going to happen. To spread the word the best way is to make maparts, they are Minecraft maps that you can put designs on, we can ace these maps in the most populated areas on the server. There ARE some cons to this though. First, if you dont want to wait hours in their "queue" you can pay 20$ to skip the line whenever you want for a monthly fee, or a single time purchase for a month. Second, we need materials, there is a duplication glitch though. There are many talented people 2b2t and if we spread to there, Ongezellig might be better than ever, and wont be popular enough to get raided by faggots outsideThird time's the charm
Extended this guy's stuffmymy
So guys, bassicaly have a friend that likes soyjaks. I met the guy a year ago and he showed me cool video of Soyjaks dancing with song called "Weird science". I saw Coco shaking her hand at the begining. I said to him "What is this?". He explained to me that it's called Ongezellig. Year later I watched Ongezellig. Gotta say it's a good show. It's ironic because I ended up being a Soyteen and Zaryan.Project Zigle Zogle
Hallo allemaal!I wrote about Maya
Hallo allemaal.Project OngePunisher
Hello Everybody, I'm thequestion619 and I'm the creator and Leader of Project OngePunisher.The 'zellig effect is truly remarkable
I just cannot understand how zellig gained such a big community and even obsession over it. But I am personally a part of this effect. I mean, its just a stupid silly animation that doesn't even last 20 minutes in total. Normally when I find something like this on YT I think about it maybe for the rest of the day and forget about it. I have watched several much longer, deeper and more complex shows like BCS or AoT, and it's completely understandable for them to be stuck in my head for some time, but this?! I see I'm not alone with it albeit, so I wonder why is this happening? Why this short and rather shallow animation is getting stuck in so many people's heads? Is it because we are all fucking autists?Last night Massa was in my dreams
I had this really weird sorta dream last night where I was at school just fooling around. at one point though during this dream I would be inside a classroom walking to a trash bin to throw something away. As I threw the trash I had I would accidently throw this tv remote that was apparently important that I needed to pull it out the trash bin. When I reached to grab the remote I would notice that there was bands of Dutch money that just so happen to be in the trash. My eyes would flare up instantly as I knew I was RICH! I remember quickly turning to my teacher who just so happened to be Massa himself. I quickly went up to him with the gazillion euros I found, asking Massa if he can take the euros and transfer it into usd like his some magic man or something. Massa looked slightly old and he was also bald but I was still some how able to assume that it was Massa. Massa would respond to me in kindness saying "yes my child you can transfer this money into usd, meet me later after class so we can arrange things" (idk if thats accurate but he said some shit like that). I never really got those euros transferred within my dream but later on after that encounter I was walking out of this other classroom and as I was passing by the class Massa was teaching in I saw him yelling at some kids to get to where they were supposed to be. I would end up telling him to stfu as I passed by since I found it annoying but yea that was my strange dream I had where Massa would end up being in.Million dollar zellig flag
Hi zaryans I am the one who bought the NOT PHOTOSHOPPED mymy on the soviet shellMaya is Aryan
Many people believe Maya is ethnically Indonesian however, you can tell just from her appearance that she is at least partially Aryan. The green eyes guarantee she has some White DNA. Light eye colors such as green are a uniquely White feature. Her skin is also barely darker than the other sisters. Even if she is from Indonesia does not mean she is ethnically Indonesian. Keep in mind, it has not even been confirmed she was born in Indonesia, that is just a theory.My plan
Hello ZARYANS, today I will be talking about my plan to learn Dutch using the popular Aryan TV gem ONGEZELLIG.Dumb Shill Idea: Operation OIU (Orange It Up)
Idea inspired by this post I saw on the sharty.R_Terra copypasta
"Living moving forwardSoyolinguistics
Dutch: ongezelligMother's Day
Hello my brothers! What are you doing in this beautiful sunday night? I've just finished making a special dinner for Mother's Day, she seemed so happy. Have you made something unique for your mother today? :3Rectification
There are three types of sexual paraphilias, they are:Mayas bookshelf
By deel 6, Mayas room loses the broken mirror and gains a bookshelf, with books neatly arranged upon it.Song Request
MusicGODs can you please make a cover of Maya singing True Love Awaits by Radiohead?Ongezellig Sound Sources
Ongezellig has music.Geg
https://youtu.be/Aq1lkc4qfFkZellig image generation in Massa's style
What do you guys use to make zellig ai images in massa's style? Found these two in a thread a while back and I've tried to make similar pictures in various ai image generators and they just spit out animeslopOngezellig Roblox Hairs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieIPMc9oRCYnew here wat nou? (Margerald)
newGOD here.Operation cam appreciation day
My Fellow Zariyans, long have we existed in the shadows of the ongezellig community because of our behavior, our autism, and our failure to go 5 seconds without telling a girl why we think Blacks and Jews are the reason why human civilization as a whole is coming to a horrible end like soddom and gomorrah. But there is 1 man who accepts us for who we are, is kind and cool to us, treats us like he's one of our own. And that Man is Cam, and I feel that it's about time we give back to him for all the gemmy art and kindness he's given us.The ongezellig we made along the way
I feel like my time in the ongezellig community has been like berserk, vinland saga, and vagabond combined.ongezellig dark side
Hey there guys, I'm back from a 1 month hiatus to continue the investigation into the dark side of the ongezellig community. I talked to my friend and after some talking and advice gathering from wise figures we decided were back in the fucking game. It's now or never, gem or no gem at all.MUSIC CHANNEL CREATING SONGS INSPIRED BY THE ONGEZELLIG SERIES!!!!!
Personally, I think this channel deserves some attention.Ongezellig Mega Reference Compilation
I put together a mega collage of a lot of different zellig frames of the 3 girls (+Vera), including some pics from the Illustrations to help DrawGODs reference them when drawing (pics attached is about what you'll see). I tried to organize them as best as I could, including labels and notes of things like sides of the face for easy viewing.300 posts until 4cuck's /mlp/ 41000000 GET
STEAL IT, 'TEENS!40 minutes of secretly recorded paypig call massa lore
00:40 - Canon IllustrationsRunning in the 60's - Oranje Patriot (Ongezellig fan song)
Hello....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_(religion)/bant/ 20000000 GET INCOMING
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=bant&get=20000000&chan=4chanMusic Cytube Night 2 (TOTAL FPE DEATH EDITION)
Just like last night, same rules:I was messing around on soundcloud and found a gem
https://soundcloud.com/cag-senjug/sets/zellig-coversRunning in the 60's - Liedje van C (Ongezellig fan song)
I cordially invite all Zaryans to listen to the song by Running in the 60'sTATTOO POLL
I NEED THE PEOPLE TO DECIDE ON WHICH ONE I SHOULD GETAnthrazit Kali Yuga Mymy voiceover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lUza0qZ95sRunning in the 60's - En Allen Jij (Ongezellig fan song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCqWOKM_XMUMaya's Reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcdgL103kTkMYMY EVERYWHERE
Holy shit everywhere i look is mymy, i look at my bed, mymy is sitting on it staring into my soul, i look at my desk, there's tiny mymys jumping on my computer keys, i look out my window and there's dozens of mymys in my driveway, one of them is even pulling in with a car, i look at my door, mymy is blocking the exit!!! What does mymy want!?!? Is she trying to be friends or is she trying to kill me? Do I talk to her? She's giving me a not so friendly glare 😰Mymy predicted an air raid alert
I live in Russia but my city has been bombed for 4 months now. I was having a dream about Mymy. South Africa collapsed and Mymy came there to kill niggers. She was riding in a truck and she was so happy to finally kill niggers she was smiling and giggling. She was about to say something but only made a prolonged AAA sound, then i was woken up by the sirens. Am I going insane?Most Gemy Zellig content
Im on my first vacation and have spent most of it sick, one multi-day bender later to pass the time I find out about update 130# and fall down a rabbit hole going from a guy thats simply seen all the deels to a guy that knows about this website. I've already perused the discord, a few boorus and image boards. some youtube and ifunny accounts. this website and archives of /co/ but I feel as tho my hours of hyperfixation could have missed something. show me you're most gemmy contentnude edit when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYusx_4CucERecreating 'Zellig? (Or Massa's other animations)
I found out Story of Undertale got recreated from the ground up, from the graphics to the animation.Ongezellig's Lost Episode: Mymy's Demise
I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.im a broken man
FUCK YOU SMUT WRITEFAGS YOUVE RUINED MY WAY OF THINKING AND MORALS AND ENJOYING THINGS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ALL DAY IS ABOUT MYMY GETTING HER WAY WITH MAYA OR MYMY GETTING BBC IMPREGNATED OR MYMY EITHER RAPING OR BEING RAPED AND I ENJOY READING THOSE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKKK YOU I HATE MY LIFE YOU CHANGED ME INTO A DEGENERATE RAAAAAAAAAGHZellikWiki
Hello my fellow Americans.Chicago
Hey zaryans. On my way to Chicago. What should I pose with a local blxck resident ? Thinking of writing /zelllig/ won with a tnd, on a piece of paper. Not going to the south side doe. Awful down there. Gonna go and see the downtown and I’ll probably do it in front of the sears tower or the bean. I’ll post it on Saturday, keep this post up until then.Massacord Export
After getting the content scrape from Massa ximself, logically the next thing I would do is export as much of the server as I could.Ik Ben Het Maar Sheet Music
Sheet music for Ik Ben Het Maar. MusicGODs please critiqueZellig
Me finding out about this GEM of a song about the VOC https://youtu.be/4FpdsPgh0GE?si=TxFbfa6eGUVkRF0FZellig Episode Idea #2
A fellow r/fuckcars resident comes over to the Netherlands and soyfaces over how heckkin awesome it is that Dutchland has ZERO (0!) cars around the country and how wholesome 100 is it that they're so eco-friendly with bikes and public transport. He meets up with Mymy, and while at first she's flattered to meet up with another fellow individual who is passionate about the Netherlands, it quickly turns into annoyance over how this guy is an insufferable, obsessed faggot for the place and has no other knowledge about its rich history other than it has no vehicles. She has find a way to get rid of him (because she agreed beforehand to be his personal tour-guide for that ego stroke or smthn) by sending him to Amsterdam; which is apparently like the Ghettos for Dutch people.Cord drama
Why is there so much drama in the zellig community? theres like 3 threads talking about watermelons, a egyptian banning people in fan servers, and a artist wanting to bang lisa simpson??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????