NEVER TAKE THE ZELTY UBER
Hi my name is Chud Niggerslayerson1488 I am writing this with a log of raisin on some toilet paper. I woke up as I usually did in my concrete block apartment as I live in Europe, I had my coffe and cigarettes for breakfast and got ready for my shitty fast food job. But all my relatives had been killed by immigrants and I didn't have a car so I couldn't get a lift, and I didn't wanna take the bus since it's filled with curry-stinking jeets, pakis and violent arabic shitskins. So I phoned a knockoff uber, this would be the worst decision of my life… The uber knockoff was called "Unbothered Brapping Lesotho Ubers INC." I thought it was strange but I didn't have a choice as I was broke and I could only afford that one and walking wasn't a choice here as I would get BTFOd by niggers in my area. The uber was a filthy shitcoloured brown and stinky green braps exited the exhaust pipe, the "car" was covered in MAP flags, awards and various flags from south american, African and south east asian countries and it had some red lips. I thought that was strange to say the least but since I already paid I got in, and as I did I felt an immense amount of horror wash over me as I saw that all the insides were stained with cum and neo-vagina fluids, the driver was a fat african man he spoke in a garbled tongue but said something among the lines of "Ay mayne get yo cracka ass in da zeltycar already we ain' got no time to lose blod, mi wanna go home so mi can goon to Mymyabuse, scat and 'o on el 'cord with my true zellig fan sisters" I just told him to drive as I was getting tired of being in the car already and felt nauseous, as the fat nigger drove he whipped out his cum-stained phone from 2008 with discord and shortcuts to websites like zelligparty dot soy and jakparty dot soy being the only apps, he opened discord to a server named zelligzone which was filled to the brim with 'p, Mymyabuse, gore, BBC, yuri and other horros that were hard to see because of the niggers massive fat back. The niggers gaze was soley focused on the vile contents and stroked his tiny 'ecker with the other fat baby-like fist, the car sped past my work location and far into some apocalyptic town called "zeltyville" as the nigger reached his climax the car crashed, he died instantly hitting a brick wall his fat brown face smashing into the brickwall. I didn't know if I was lucky or unlucky to survive as I gazed out the window it was filled with obese brown men walking with their transgender girlfriends, I climbed out of the car window, I saw this apocalyptic nigger village it was far far away from any white civilization. Trying to find anyone that wasn't subhuman to help me get home proved a hard task but I tried anyways that's when a fat fucking nigger started grabbing me from behind and started speaking aroused ebonics "Yow white bwoy waah fi cum tuh mi gooncave? yu cyaah tek sum estrogen an dress up as Mymy an mi cyaah goon tuh yu as mi tie yu up an choke yu jus like mi favourite Mymyabuse gemmies an Wi cyaah goon tuh sum 'lita togedda an Maya gemmies" I didn't know what the fat fucking nigger tranny Jamaican said but I pulled out my illegally bought Chinese switchblade and stabbed him in the gut, slicing his fat nigger belly open bile, guts, fried chicken, water melon, gumbo and semen flooded out of his fat belly. As I ran from the scene all the niggers started shouting "GIT DI BABYLON DIS WHITE BWOY KILL AWON" and it wasn't long before some niggers handcuffed me, they had VR headsets playing 'p and gore videos 24/7 but still caught me somehow, I ws thrown in a jail shack, I'm stuck in this hut, they barely feed me. I am surely still stuck here when you read this, again this is being written with my own shit on some toilet paper as I'll send it out by carrier pidgeon as a cry for help…'ZELLIG SOVLS (ROBLOX)
'Zellig Sovls is a skill-based souls-like grindless simulator zarty saving glistening shining gemeraldy hopeful secret-hiding mindbreaking 'roon-eradicating xitter-destroying /co/-annihilating 'zelligfull slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling boss fighting game! Defeat enemies and get strong enough to reach Hyperborea and enact TND! Can you survive or get BTFO'd?Chart of most posted Characters on https://ongezelligbooru.com/
chart of most posted Characters on https://ongezelligbooru.com/ as of 18:00 Sunday, February 22, 2026,cardsloposting
Ziggas, Card just dropped his final opus magnumQwaytriot : The Electric Jewgaloo
Hello Zaryans, excuse me for this thread because (((Quote))) doesn't let me post on the sharty unless i allow my pc to get datamined to all hell. but the femquote animator known qwaytriot is back and has made this antimatter of an account on tiktok and has began to post diddyphilic videos about agugu and just other brimmy content.Never go near the zelty house
My name is Nate higgers, I'm a 21-year old NEET soy"teen" I spend most of my days in my room posting on the sharde and the zarty. But one day a strange number called me the numbers on the screen were a sickly green like a brap from a stinking jartynigger. I hesitantly picked up and heard a dominant black man shout at me "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" I felt so submissive and weak when the nigger spoke to me that I quickly waved by to my mother when I left my gooncave, and ran to the address that the dominant black bull spoke of. When I got to the address I was met with a dilapidated Detroit style house covered in awards, LGBT flags, brown skinned Cocos and rap music playing loudly from it, a flock of fat niggers and hispanics were crowded outside the door. One particularly fat Hispanic man with long shit stained hair let out a loud brap and the other brown skinned obese men started jumping and shouting "Oyaya circumcise the woman", but then they saw me and stopped the jumping, shouting and brapping. They grabbed my skinny shoulders, the one with the lightest skin, a transwoman with unmistakably male shoulders, long brown hair and a dysgenic face covered in pimples and stubble "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" xhe said. I must have blacked out because of the smell and only woke up in a dark disturbing goon cave with dilapidated rusty shit stained walls that really proved their socio-economic challenges. The dirty walls were covered in images of rape porn, agugu soytan, Mymyabuse and brown skinned Mymys, Mayas and Cocos. But then i froze in shock as a group of melanated obese men stomped on my feet crushing my fragile hands under their greasy elephant feet, I shrieked in pain but they just put a greasy and disgusting zelty burger in my mouth, as they all got off me and started playing roblox condo games and gooning to the aforementioned pictures on the walls. After staying in this horrid house only living off the cockroaches scurrying around I was able live here for years, but the various assortment of black, hispanic, arabic, south east asian and indian men started forcing me on estrogen and started calling me Lilith. I have now spent 4 years in this house, I am 25-years old at least by now, I miss my mother, I miss my tendies and living in my mother's house. I am severely malnourished from my diet of bugs and estrogen and I am shaking as I type this, this is a warning to never answer a call from a green brap number and NEVER go near a dilapidated zelty house especially if rap music is playing from it, I am typing this from one of the shitskinned men's computers in the gooncave. I hear their heavy footsteps, by the time that you're writing this I am already dead…Funny story
So recently I was on an airplane and I didnt have my phone or anything. All I had was 10 dollars and a notebook, not even my sketchbook. So I bought myself some pens, normal black ink pens for 5 dollars I think.gifs
can anyone with good transparent simple coco/maya images make funny bounce gif on this website https://poyopoyo.gifanimaker.com/ like this, its top right one thankswww.yenetherlands.com hijack
A few hours ago, Kanye West/Ye announced a concert I. The Neatherlands On June 6 of this year after his concert in Mexico.Maya Email List
Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8Cwhat paper gems should I make
if you've seen my art before you know that i can only draw on paper because my shitty computer doesn't have a HDMI port for my drawing tabletUpdating da 'ki
It's that time of the year again where we write down more of our SECA for the masses to read about later on, I was already adding the latest entries on the Geschiedenis page, but I need more eyes on it and especially sources from indipendent research approved by SnopesMymy's Cabinet
silly little idea I had on a whim. This will be Mymy's future if all goes according to her plan (in her own words because that's funny):Zellig Booru
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JSID ALREADYwebsite animation
someone in xitter made a website to make animation, make zems NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWMonthly Themed Zellig Art
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