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Shitpost thread or smth
Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
R: 4 / I: 0
I LOVE LE HECKIN SKIBIDI TOILET GAME!!
I LOVE LE HECKIN SKIBIDI TOILET GAME!!
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agugu
agugu
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Whos your favorite 'ig character other then the sisters
I like henk and eiko
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Theme for October 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND MUSIC >>109864
Theme for November 2025 - ONGEZELLIG MOVIE SCENES >>114166
Theme for December 2025 - ONGEZELLIG THROUGH HISTORY >>117001
Theme for January 2026 - ONGEZELLIG PROPAGANDA >>119859
Theme for February 2026 - ONGEZELLIG MAGIC >>123605
Theme for March 2026 - ONGEZELLIG AT WORK >>126300
Theme for April 2026 - ONGEZELLIG BRAINROT >>128761
Theme for May 2026 - FORMAL ONGEZELLIG >>131507
Theme for June 2026 - PREHISTORIC ONGEZELLIG>>135526
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I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
Monthly Themed Zellig Art
Theme for September 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND CHURCH >>105498Theme for October 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND MUSIC >>109864
Theme for November 2025 - ONGEZELLIG MOVIE SCENES >>114166
Theme for December 2025 - ONGEZELLIG THROUGH HISTORY >>117001
Theme for January 2026 - ONGEZELLIG PROPAGANDA >>119859
Theme for February 2026 - ONGEZELLIG MAGIC >>123605
Theme for March 2026 - ONGEZELLIG AT WORK >>126300
Theme for April 2026 - ONGEZELLIG BRAINROT >>128761
Theme for May 2026 - FORMAL ONGEZELLIG >>131507
Theme for June 2026 - PREHISTORIC ONGEZELLIG>>135526
<
I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
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<redditspace
Coco:
>I am good at: I don't want to brag
Bullshit. Have you ever met a humble 8 year old?
>I don't like: Wasting time
I sincerly doubt that any child would be concerned about something as insignificant to them as time
>Animal: Turritopsis Dohrnii
and
>What I want to be when I grow up: Very old
Are incredibly unsubtle in what it's trying to say. <Coco lost her parents! So she's like, le scared of death! So, she'd like thing that live forever and she'd like, wanna live forever!
Change her animal to something more realistic, as with all of the animals in South Africa, I doubt a child would pick something as ugly as a jellyfish. Change what she wants to be to something like a nurse or a vet, which shows she's always liked helping people (which is realistic!!!)
It's really, really on the nose.
Overall with this one: Very on the nose, and doesn't feel like a child wrote this.
<Redditspace
Maya:
>My Hobbies: Using the computer
I highly doubt she would've gotten a computer this young with a mother like Soei.
>My Sports: None
Again, I highly doubt that Maya wouldn't play sports with a mother like Soei.
>I'm not that good at: Paying attention
I doubt that any child would have any concept of "paying attention" or even know that they're bad at it. There are far more things that she could be bad at, but NOPE. Gotta go with the on the nose
<She was always bad at paying attention, which was like, le foreshadowing for le ADHD!
>I really don't like: School
This is really boring. There could've been so many interesting things here that she doesn't like that could've revealed more about her character, but Massa just decided to state the obvious.
>Vacation: Home
Bullshit. Just Bullshit. What child have you ever met that didn't like going on vacation? What child hasn't loved going to an amusement park? An Aquarium? A Zoo?
>My biggest wish: Not having to go to school anymore
I'm positive there are other things she wants more, like her cat.
>What I want to be: I dunno
Genuine, unfiltered, unimaginable bullshit. You cannot excuse something as stupid as this. Have you ever met an 8 year old that didn't want to be an Astronaut? A Racecar Driver? An F1 Driver? A Firefighter? Football Player? Superhero? It is so on the nose with
<Le Maya was never le happy!
Which is bullshit and boring. If Maya used to be happy and full of optimism and whimsy, it makes it far more interesting, and tragic, when she becomes bitter and cynical. Loss of innocence is really upsetting, but I can't feel bad for someone who was apparently never innocent (which is stupid)
Overall: This was trying way too hard to build sympathy for Maya, and it all falls apart when you think about it beyond a surface level. It feels like the expository crashout: It feels deep and insightful, but it's unrealistic, unimpactful, and incredibly shallow. I said it once and I'll say it again: Having Maya lose her innocence and whimsy is far more tragic and saddening than her never having them in the first place
<Redditspace
Mymy:
This will probably start some leakage, but I really don't like Mymy. She doesn't belong in a show as grounded as Ongezellig. She feels like she was taken from another show, and feels more like a gag-machine than an actual character. Massa literally said that she left for the Netherlands when she was 6 by sneaking out of Japan, and that she went there because she "Thought it was better." To me, this shows that Massa threw her in last second without much thought, and made her backstory that because he thought it was "funny" instead of actually trying to come up with an interesting explanation as to how she ended up in the Netherlands like Coco did. She should've honestly been cut from the show (or been relegated to a background character) and had Maya and Coco's relationship be center stage. But NOPE! Can't cut that because it's too funny, am I right? No need to worry that a wacky and zaney character will undercut my original intentions!
Anyway with my second sperg out of the way, it pisses me off that this is the only one that makes sense. It feels like someone who understands nothing about the world wrote it (LIKE A CHILD!!! *GASP* CRAZY!!!!!)
<Redditspace
overall, these friendbooks (and Maya's Sweet 16 in general) are trying way too hard to build sympathy and intrigue, but did in such an on the nose way, it makes the characters feel fake. It doesn't feel like I am reading the friend book of a real child with real thoughts, feelings, and desires. It feels like I'm reading from the script of Amazing Digital Circus with how unsubtle everything is.
<Redditspace
Little rant about Maya's Sweet 16:
This was such a wasted opportunity of a comic. The dream sequence is yet another example of Massa trying to build sympathy without taking the effort to build it naturally. Her dream sequence is practically grabbing you by the neck and screaming in your face YOU MUST FEEL BAD FOR HER! THIS IS SAD! SHE'S CRYING, SEE? DON'T YOU FEEL BAD?! It also jumps into it WAAAAY too quickly, and this is a consequence of the comic being too short.
Her vomiting to avoid celebrating her birthday and going to school also feels like a lazy excuse for Massa to not have to write anything "uncomfortable" that would've actually built sympathy. We could've seen how her self hatred results in her being overwhelmed with shame when show even a shred of gratitude from her sisters. We could've how she freezes up and doesn't know what to do when she's the center of attention. We could see how she's utterly incapable of functioning in a social setting, constantly on the verge of a panic attack if she has to so much as speak to anyone. We could see how she's shaky and anxious throughout the whole day, worried people are judging her for the slightest thing. All these thing stacking on top of each other and building tension, making the reader wonder if she's gonna be able to get through the day without having a meltdown.
But no, instead we just got her throwing up and never getting to see any of that.
What a waste of potential.
<Redditspace
TL;DR Massa is pretty bad at writing
massa sucks at writing
i was looking on the 'ru and saw these friend books that piss me off so much. here's my spergerald why:<redditspace
Coco:
>I am good at: I don't want to brag
Bullshit. Have you ever met a humble 8 year old?
>I don't like: Wasting time
I sincerly doubt that any child would be concerned about something as insignificant to them as time
>Animal: Turritopsis Dohrnii
and
>What I want to be when I grow up: Very old
Are incredibly unsubtle in what it's trying to say. <Coco lost her parents! So she's like, le scared of death! So, she'd like thing that live forever and she'd like, wanna live forever!
Change her animal to something more realistic, as with all of the animals in South Africa, I doubt a child would pick something as ugly as a jellyfish. Change what she wants to be to something like a nurse or a vet, which shows she's always liked helping people (which is realistic!!!)
It's really, really on the nose.
Overall with this one: Very on the nose, and doesn't feel like a child wrote this.
<Redditspace
Maya:
>My Hobbies: Using the computer
I highly doubt she would've gotten a computer this young with a mother like Soei.
>My Sports: None
Again, I highly doubt that Maya wouldn't play sports with a mother like Soei.
>I'm not that good at: Paying attention
I doubt that any child would have any concept of "paying attention" or even know that they're bad at it. There are far more things that she could be bad at, but NOPE. Gotta go with the on the nose
<She was always bad at paying attention, which was like, le foreshadowing for le ADHD!
>I really don't like: School
This is really boring. There could've been so many interesting things here that she doesn't like that could've revealed more about her character, but Massa just decided to state the obvious.
>Vacation: Home
Bullshit. Just Bullshit. What child have you ever met that didn't like going on vacation? What child hasn't loved going to an amusement park? An Aquarium? A Zoo?
>My biggest wish: Not having to go to school anymore
I'm positive there are other things she wants more, like her cat.
>What I want to be: I dunno
Genuine, unfiltered, unimaginable bullshit. You cannot excuse something as stupid as this. Have you ever met an 8 year old that didn't want to be an Astronaut? A Racecar Driver? An F1 Driver? A Firefighter? Football Player? Superhero? It is so on the nose with
<Le Maya was never le happy!
Which is bullshit and boring. If Maya used to be happy and full of optimism and whimsy, it makes it far more interesting, and tragic, when she becomes bitter and cynical. Loss of innocence is really upsetting, but I can't feel bad for someone who was apparently never innocent (which is stupid)
Overall: This was trying way too hard to build sympathy for Maya, and it all falls apart when you think about it beyond a surface level. It feels like the expository crashout: It feels deep and insightful, but it's unrealistic, unimpactful, and incredibly shallow. I said it once and I'll say it again: Having Maya lose her innocence and whimsy is far more tragic and saddening than her never having them in the first place
<Redditspace
Mymy:
This will probably start some leakage, but I really don't like Mymy. She doesn't belong in a show as grounded as Ongezellig. She feels like she was taken from another show, and feels more like a gag-machine than an actual character. Massa literally said that she left for the Netherlands when she was 6 by sneaking out of Japan, and that she went there because she "Thought it was better." To me, this shows that Massa threw her in last second without much thought, and made her backstory that because he thought it was "funny" instead of actually trying to come up with an interesting explanation as to how she ended up in the Netherlands like Coco did. She should've honestly been cut from the show (or been relegated to a background character) and had Maya and Coco's relationship be center stage. But NOPE! Can't cut that because it's too funny, am I right? No need to worry that a wacky and zaney character will undercut my original intentions!
Anyway with my second sperg out of the way, it pisses me off that this is the only one that makes sense. It feels like someone who understands nothing about the world wrote it (LIKE A CHILD!!! *GASP* CRAZY!!!!!)
<Redditspace
overall, these friendbooks (and Maya's Sweet 16 in general) are trying way too hard to build sympathy and intrigue, but did in such an on the nose way, it makes the characters feel fake. It doesn't feel like I am reading the friend book of a real child with real thoughts, feelings, and desires. It feels like I'm reading from the script of Amazing Digital Circus with how unsubtle everything is.
<Redditspace
Little rant about Maya's Sweet 16:
This was such a wasted opportunity of a comic. The dream sequence is yet another example of Massa trying to build sympathy without taking the effort to build it naturally. Her dream sequence is practically grabbing you by the neck and screaming in your face YOU MUST FEEL BAD FOR HER! THIS IS SAD! SHE'S CRYING, SEE? DON'T YOU FEEL BAD?! It also jumps into it WAAAAY too quickly, and this is a consequence of the comic being too short.
Her vomiting to avoid celebrating her birthday and going to school also feels like a lazy excuse for Massa to not have to write anything "uncomfortable" that would've actually built sympathy. We could've seen how her self hatred results in her being overwhelmed with shame when show even a shred of gratitude from her sisters. We could've how she freezes up and doesn't know what to do when she's the center of attention. We could see how she's utterly incapable of functioning in a social setting, constantly on the verge of a panic attack if she has to so much as speak to anyone. We could see how she's shaky and anxious throughout the whole day, worried people are judging her for the slightest thing. All these thing stacking on top of each other and building tension, making the reader wonder if she's gonna be able to get through the day without having a meltdown.
But no, instead we just got her throwing up and never getting to see any of that.
What a waste of potential.
<Redditspace
TL;DR Massa is pretty bad at writing
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my niggerlicious fancomic
howdy fellers, here's another zellig comic that'll probably end up as DNB fan project #1488. enjoy this troonslop carbon copy of sprunki for the next couple of days
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WEED
I just had my first joint. I'm becoming Yfke.
R: 5 / I: 2
can you guys post gemmy mymys here so I can get more reps done in the gym
can you guys post gemmy mymys here so I can get more reps done in the gym
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/mymy/
Post about Mymy
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sar lets revive this with zelig A24 slowburn rips
i think i have some flps of zellig
R: 14 / I: 3
Stop this guy now
Stop this guy now
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You can suggest drawing ideas if you want.
my art thread
Hey guys, I'll be posting my ongezellig art here now instead of in the art general.You can suggest drawing ideas if you want.
R: 51 / I: 3
omfg
brown hands made this liiiiiiike
R: 31 / I: 6
Ask me anything you want me to draw
Ask me anything you want me to draw
R: 106 / I: 28
hoi zaryans, i was asked to make a thread for my art so this is it, along with a google drive with most of my ongezellig art.
>xaar it’s not in chronological order
for whatever reason, when naming the files, jewgle unorganised them which is extremely annoying
https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1HMlw2fEL9FWVlcCXMYyNiz1twM0KCxfy?sort=13&direction=a
hoi zaryans, i was asked to make a thread for my art so this is it, along with a google drive with most of my ongezellig art.
>xaar it’s not in chronological order
for whatever reason, when naming the files, jewgle unorganised them which is extremely annoying
https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1HMlw2fEL9FWVlcCXMYyNiz1twM0KCxfy?sort=13&direction=a
R: 38 / I: 13
https://modrinth.com/datapack/cobblezellig
cobblezellig
somebody fill me in on cobblezellighttps://modrinth.com/datapack/cobblezellig
R: 15 / I: 2
i hate this website but i just had to show you guys an actual indian artist living in india made this i literally cannot believe it
i hate this website but i just had to show you guys an actual indian artist living in india made this i literally cannot believe it
R: 30 / I: 7
I made this
I made this
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Did you know that the Z in Ongezellig stands for Zoey?
Did you know that the Z in Ongezellig stands for Zoey?
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ITT we'll post random xitteralds we've found.
ITT we'll post random xitteralds we've found.
R: 9 / I: 4 (sticky)
New art from Lidly
New art from Lidly
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Hello zaryans
Hello zaryans
R: 2 / I: 0
i cant sleep
i cant sleep
R: 41 / I: 6
>the first ongezellig VN comes out
>it's yurislop foidslop problematic media class of 09 with yana and the characters barely resemble their personality and looks made by a 13 year old
how will we ever recover…
>the first ongezellig VN comes out
>it's yurislop foidslop problematic media class of 09 with yana and the characters barely resemble their personality and looks made by a 13 year old
how will we ever recover…
R: 19 / I: 5
zelligcucks…
zelligcucks…
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>Open up Xitter
>Coal in the feed
Many such cases
>Open up Xitter
>Coal in the feed
Many such cases
R: 17 / I: 2
new jewtuber reaction video has been released
https://youtu.be/-2FYXVupzxU?si=EOo0iTM2oM2PdVK8
I say we gem up the comment section on this bfdiNIGGER
new jewtuber reaction video has been released
https://youtu.be/-2FYXVupzxU?si=EOo0iTM2oM2PdVK8
I say we gem up the comment section on this bfdiNIGGER
R: 50 / I: 14
GEG
doe scatGOD 'cord pedos really?
R: 11 / I: 2
playing this arrangement
https://musescore.com/user/77730487/scores/25414891
Ik ben het maar piano
I can sight read the beginning but the faster parts are harder. give me like 2 weeks and ill record a video of myself playing itplaying this arrangement
https://musescore.com/user/77730487/scores/25414891
R: 518 / I: 138
We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
The Third Booru is up!
Go post your post your gems of zoiets
<
If you have any suggestions, complaints, or technical issues, you can post them in this thread or send me an email at zaltongezellig@proton.me
Zellig Booru
https://ongezelligbooru.com/We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
The Third Booru is up!
Go post your post your gems of zoiets
<
If you have any suggestions, complaints, or technical issues, you can post them in this thread or send me an email at zaltongezellig@proton.me
R: 5 / I: 2
hey boss
hey boss
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I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.
I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.
I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.
If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.
ITT post copypastas (spoiler if too spicy or something)
I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.
I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.
I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.
If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.
R: 12 / I: 4
>be TADCtranny (oh my 4cuck greentext!)
>spend all day saying how much your cartoon es aryaner than ongezogle
>cartoon eventually ends much to the dismay of billions of brown retarded trannies
>turns out the whole thing was the self insertion cope of a troon, with the creator self inserting THRICE between Pomni, Jax and the literal avatar self insert named Zooble
>have a shitty ending too
>also Pomni is a tranny, Jax is a pooner because of course
>tfw you've been conned into watching troonslop
Will TADCposters ever recover?
>be TADCtranny (oh my 4cuck greentext!)
>spend all day saying how much your cartoon es aryaner than ongezogle
>cartoon eventually ends much to the dismay of billions of brown retarded trannies
>turns out the whole thing was the self insertion cope of a troon, with the creator self inserting THRICE between Pomni, Jax and the literal avatar self insert named Zooble
>have a shitty ending too
>also Pomni is a tranny, Jax is a pooner because of course
>tfw you've been conned into watching troonslop
Will TADCposters ever recover?
R: 308 / I: 84 (sticky)
Submit suggestions, bug reports, and feedback here
Server IP: ongezellig.aternos.me
Port:22056
Version: Latest recommended (ViaBack enabled — older versions also supported)
If you wanna turn on the server make an account on https://aternos.org/ and give me your name you'll then be able to turn on the server when on the site
Features:
Anti-Cheat (report if any plus jannies give me your 'craft name for OP)
player login system
Bedrock and Java crossplay support
console support (Xbox, PlayStation, Switch via Bedrock) (try joining on a ps3/360)
Android support (Bedrock mobile players)
piracy support (cracked account login)
random teleport spawn command
custom GUI menus
death chest on player death (for less lag and lag removal protection)
mob and player head drops
basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa
manage Bedrock player skins
fixes recipe issues for Bedrock
image display in item frames
inventory rollback after death or crash
set home teleport points
mine and place spawners with Silk Touch
teleport request system
change skins server-side
chop trees in one swing
/ride command to mount entities
anti-xray protection (automatic)
browser proximity chat
Pirate PC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiZutjS-u8E
Pirate Android: https://mcpedl.org/downloading/ (pick the latest non beta APK)
Console Tutorial: https://bedrocktogether.net/
/craft/
Official Thread for NuCraftSubmit suggestions, bug reports, and feedback here
Server IP: ongezellig.aternos.me
Port:22056
Version: Latest recommended (ViaBack enabled — older versions also supported)
If you wanna turn on the server make an account on https://aternos.org/ and give me your name you'll then be able to turn on the server when on the site
Features:
Anti-Cheat (report if any plus jannies give me your 'craft name for OP)
player login system
Bedrock and Java crossplay support
console support (Xbox, PlayStation, Switch via Bedrock) (try joining on a ps3/360)
Android support (Bedrock mobile players)
piracy support (cracked account login)
random teleport spawn command
custom GUI menus
death chest on player death (for less lag and lag removal protection)
mob and player head drops
basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa
manage Bedrock player skins
fixes recipe issues for Bedrock
image display in item frames
inventory rollback after death or crash
set home teleport points
mine and place spawners with Silk Touch
teleport request system
change skins server-side
chop trees in one swing
/ride command to mount entities
anti-xray protection (automatic)
browser proximity chat
Pirate PC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiZutjS-u8E
Pirate Android: https://mcpedl.org/downloading/ (pick the latest non beta APK)
Console Tutorial: https://bedrocktogether.net/
R: 348 / I: 66
<leddit 'ace
Here's from my preface for it:
>This work—novelette, fanfic, chamber-piece, literary adaptation of an online web series—whatever it is of zoiets. It doesn’t fit in any of them because that’s the spirit of what I’m adapting from.
I had two premises in mind when it came to an Ongezellig adaptation:
1. What if the Bottle Smack in the Pilot had consequences?
2. How do I make a story out of it?
<'igle 'ogle 'ace
Let me know if you have questions about what it is. I will answer them honestly without spoling much o algugu
A novelette I've been working on
Hoi, Zaryans, it's me, Zaryan! I'd like to tell you guys I've been working in my free time from college on an Ongezellig adaptation, NOT a fiktie, and I will publish it here once I make some final proofreading, a promotional artwork, and it's cover. It's totally OC, I've been working on it nonstop, and it's been driving me insane ofzo<leddit 'ace
Here's from my preface for it:
>This work—novelette, fanfic, chamber-piece, literary adaptation of an online web series—whatever it is of zoiets. It doesn’t fit in any of them because that’s the spirit of what I’m adapting from.
I had two premises in mind when it came to an Ongezellig adaptation:
1. What if the Bottle Smack in the Pilot had consequences?
2. How do I make a story out of it?
<'igle 'ogle 'ace
Let me know if you have questions about what it is. I will answer them honestly without spoling much o algugu
R: 4 / I: 0
Original arrangement: https://musescore.com/user/54683949/scores/24571981
Fuck musescore
A few weeks ago I found this musical arrangement of Ik ben het maar, but the jews at musescore won't let you download the song without paying. So I just transcribed the whole piece for all zayrians to enjoy.Original arrangement: https://musescore.com/user/54683949/scores/24571981
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/maya/
Post mayas
R: 55 / I: 18
made a new 'jak and an OC 'toss of the second best BWCzellig girl, i hope you like it
made a new 'jak and an OC 'toss of the second best BWCzellig girl, i hope you like it
R: 95 / I: 36
i am going to create tboi versions of all ‘zellig characters plus extras, here are isaac versions of the main girls (evan doe i made a thread like two months ago)
i am going to create tboi versions of all ‘zellig characters plus extras, here are isaac versions of the main girls (evan doe i made a thread like two months ago)
R: 24 / I: 2
Where were you when this historic moment happened right here on the zarty?
Where were you when this historic moment happened right here on the zarty?
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MYMY WON BTW
MYMY WON BTW she's the most zemmy girl, Aryan chudette keyed SISA she carries the show and has for YEARS Mymy Fvcking VVON best girl
R: 67 / I: 23
/yana/
Post yanas
R: 71 / I: 14
Working on a real zellig Iceberg since M sunday's one was shit
I sort of gave up on the last 2 so any help on those or more info the official zellig merch stuff would be appreciated
Working on a real zellig Iceberg since M sunday's one was shit
I sort of gave up on the last 2 so any help on those or more info the official zellig merch stuff would be appreciated
R: 5 / I: 1
i love maya
i love maya
R: 38 / I: 12
<Summer space
What do we plan to do with our time?
Summer
It's summer zaryans!<Summer space
What do we plan to do with our time?
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Aliases
wifeyvoo
warderic01
ChaoticGamer00
saikuonii
your_boyt_00
Crimes
Drew 'zellig porn
Lives in Atlanta, Georgia, one of the nicer suburbs too
https://files.catbox.moe/vp4j5g.png
Real name
Eric Ward
Born July 31st, 200X
Email
warderic01@gmail.com
IP
66.87.132.131
Twitter
https://x.com/ONIIGOTSTYLE
DeviantArt
https://www.deviantart.com/wifeyvoo
Newgrounds
https://wifeyvoo.newgrounds.com/
Strawpage
https://wifeyvoo.straw.page/
Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/your_boyt_00
Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/u/saikuonii
Yet another raped nigger
ONIIGOTSTYLEAliases
wifeyvoo
warderic01
ChaoticGamer00
saikuonii
your_boyt_00
Crimes
Drew 'zellig porn
Lives in Atlanta, Georgia, one of the nicer suburbs too
https://files.catbox.moe/vp4j5g.png
Real name
Eric Ward
Born July 31st, 200X
warderic01@gmail.com
IP
66.87.132.131
https://x.com/ONIIGOTSTYLE
DeviantArt
https://www.deviantart.com/wifeyvoo
Newgrounds
https://wifeyvoo.newgrounds.com/
Strawpage
https://wifeyvoo.straw.page/
https://www.instagram.com/your_boyt_00
https://www.reddit.com/u/saikuonii
R: 22 / I: 4
but mymy…. mmmmm so small and sweet, she takes care of herself i bet
Sir
why do soo many people love maya? she probably smells bad.but mymy…. mmmmm so small and sweet, she takes care of herself i bet
R: 7 / I: 1
I know there aren't any women here but can we PLEASE get someone to make some asmr zellig (roleplay) videos that aren't this bullshit
I know there aren't any women here but can we PLEASE get someone to make some asmr zellig (roleplay) videos that aren't this bullshit
R: 66 / I: 31
Whenever we see somebody with a zellig picture in youtube comments or anywhere else, we report it here.
This guy was on this youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eKeKaXqNHg&ab_channel=SomeNobody
Go boost him in the name of the zellig empire
Spot The 'zellig a.k.a. /zellig_on_da_log/
Mission:Whenever we see somebody with a zellig picture in youtube comments or anywhere else, we report it here.
This guy was on this youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eKeKaXqNHg&ab_channel=SomeNobody
Go boost him in the name of the zellig empire
R: 92 / I: 29
freshest toss
freshest toss
R: 156 / I: 50
fanart thread?
i made this today. anyone else make some ongezellig fanart recently?
R: 442 / I: 65
Deel 1 Aflevering 2 kino by onion dweller just dropped
Deel 1 Aflevering 2 kino by onion dweller just dropped
R: 444 / I: 232
>but le datamining
Don't post or use mobile data while lurking
/sharty/ art thread
Looks like people are picking up 'zellig again and making art about it, so just post any 'lig related art from the 'party if you happen to stumble upon it>but le datamining
Don't post or use mobile data while lurking
R: 78 / I: 14
What websites do you people use daily? I actually don't use that many websites, so I'll start.
1. This site
It's self-explanatory. A chill place, been here for almost two years.
2. rDrama.net
A comfy site. Not to be associated with the retarded site WPD, despite sharing the same mascot. By the way, did you know rDrama created the mascot? As long as you don't post stupid stuff like "I want to kill black people", you won't get banned. You can even say the n-word, and one of the two admins is a chud. It also has a fair share of fans from different communities, including some 'zellig fans, and it even has 'zellig emojis!
Basically, it's Reddit if it was good.
3. KF
It's full of annoying people, but there are some cool things there! Reading lolcow threads will never get old. Although Null is more of a lolcow than the people the site documents at this point… However, I wouldn't avoid it at all. It has gems on it
What websites do you people use daily? I actually don't use that many websites, so I'll start.
1. This site
It's self-explanatory. A chill place, been here for almost two years.
2. rDrama.net
A comfy site. Not to be associated with the retarded site WPD, despite sharing the same mascot. By the way, did you know rDrama created the mascot? As long as you don't post stupid stuff like "I want to kill black people", you won't get banned. You can even say the n-word, and one of the two admins is a chud. It also has a fair share of fans from different communities, including some 'zellig fans, and it even has 'zellig emojis!
Basically, it's Reddit if it was good.
3. KF
It's full of annoying people, but there are some cool things there! Reading lolcow threads will never get old. Although Null is more of a lolcow than the people the site documents at this point… However, I wouldn't avoid it at all. It has gems on it
R: 330 / I: 120
Combination straight from hell
San Diego Shooter Steam Profile
TCOAAL and Ongezellig fanCombination straight from hell
R: 4 / I: 1
hi
hi
R: 27 / I: 11
Xitterfags don't even know agugu geg
agugu wabag
R: 377 / I: 91
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https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1610,-992,-3
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R: 272 / I: 103
cleo
post your cleos here
R: 5 / I: 0
https://youtu.be/UGPIoubMT04
Gemmy vid. Ik ben het maar plays at 5:37 and Maya shows up at 5:42 but this video is clearly about how comfort characters are only meant to be representative, not to be emulated. Also he says faggot like twice geg
https://youtu.be/UGPIoubMT04
Gemmy vid. Ik ben het maar plays at 5:37 and Maya shows up at 5:42 but this video is clearly about how comfort characters are only meant to be representative, not to be emulated. Also he says faggot like twice geg
R: 52 / I: 12
Hello my fellow zaryans. Where is the next shooting going to take place?
Hello my fellow zaryans. Where is the next shooting going to take place?
R: 31 / I: 8
zaryans how do i stop being an obese chud
zaryans how do i stop being an obese chud
R: 27 / I: 2
>mfw my A10, Blonde, Evrocentric Agarthan master is out there working my own race to death knowing he'll come home and spoil me with xis BWC
>mfw my A10, Blonde, Evrocentric Agarthan master is out there working my own race to death knowing he'll come home and spoil me with xis BWC
R: 8 / I: 1
i have 2 rifles now (1 is a .177, the 2nd is a .22) the .177 has a silencer while the .22 doesn't so its loud ASF (air pump guns btw)
i have 2 rifles now (1 is a .177, the 2nd is a .22) the .177 has a silencer while the .22 doesn't so its loud ASF (air pump guns btw)
R: 8 / I: 1
sayonara soyzellig.party! till we meet again!
sayonara soyzellig.party! till we meet again!
R: 16 / I: 6
https://
open.substack.com/pub/eshoeteric
/p/shooterism-an-emergent-religion
The evil hacker nazi shooter cartoon that hates jews and is evil and bigoted
https://
open.substack.com/pub/eshoeteric
/p/shooterism-an-emergent-religion
The evil hacker nazi shooter cartoon that hates jews and is evil and bigoted
R: 30 / I: 4
you have to be a very effeminate man or a genuine unironic woman to still like this show
you have to be a very effeminate man or a genuine unironic woman to still like this show
R: 3 / I: 0
https://x.com/THE_W4LL_/status/2067433113152573912
Times Square Japsterdam edition just dropped, wat nou zaryans?
https://x.com/THE_W4LL_/status/2067433113152573912
Times Square Japsterdam edition just dropped, wat nou zaryans?
R: 221 / I: 54
Happy birthday Maya…
I'm full of love.
Maya Email List
Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8CHappy birthday Maya…
I'm full of love.
R: 4 / I: 0
is this board still a replacement for /raid/?
I'm looking through old posts on the overboard and I see one of zoot going "im gay and also /raid/ is being moved to /zellig/ or something"
R: 4 / I: 4
(you) need to remember that MYMY VVON I felt like I needed to remind /zellig/ about how keyed and gemmy Mymy is. Mymy carried the show, Mymy is the chuddy girl she best embodies the chuddy keyed side of the fandom, which is ours. Without Mymy we would never have been here, I wouldn't sit here and type on this website because it wouldn't exist. WIthout /her/ Ongezellig would be some total SNCA buried in the deepest pits of reddit and 4cuck. So I ask to (you) if you think Mymy is the worst character and wish for her to have never been, would you also never want zellig to be picked up by chuds?
MYMY VVON
TOTAL MYMY VICTORY
(you) need to remember that MYMY VVON I felt like I needed to remind /zellig/ about how keyed and gemmy Mymy is. Mymy carried the show, Mymy is the chuddy girl she best embodies the chuddy keyed side of the fandom, which is ours. Without Mymy we would never have been here, I wouldn't sit here and type on this website because it wouldn't exist. WIthout /her/ Ongezellig would be some total SNCA buried in the deepest pits of reddit and 4cuck. So I ask to (you) if you think Mymy is the worst character and wish for her to have never been, would you also never want zellig to be picked up by chuds?
MYMY VVON
TOTAL MYMY VICTORY
R: 16 / I: 3
Mymys vacation in california!
she went to six flags and then went to the beach with us
R: 114 / I: 39
You WILL edit her artwork to be chuddy
You WILL make soys of the girls hanging pooners (we have little of those)
You WILL make this pooner realize her she WILL NEVER be a man
>
Nupooner gegbvll
I've found this pooner that leaks at us and is easily irritated by things we doYou WILL edit her artwork to be chuddy
You WILL make soys of the girls hanging pooners (we have little of those)
You WILL make this pooner realize her she WILL NEVER be a man
>
R: 16 / I: 5
male version of 'zellig
male version of 'zellig
R: 8 / I: 1
I found the sharty and ongezellig through this site
One day, I was at school bored, and I went on this "alt Chans" search site. I was clicking through shit (I also found crystal.cafe there) and I thought the site name was interesting so I clicked on it. I was so confused at first, but I watched ongezellig later that day and I actually really liked it so I stayed. Most people discover ongezellig first and then go to this site, but for me it was the other way around
R: 20 / I: 2
would you watch zellig if it took place in 2026 Netherlands
would you watch zellig if it took place in 2026 Netherlands
R: 2 / I: 1
>Playing Total War: Rome
>Playing Total War: Rome
R: 13 / I: 7
Along with this heckin' chuddy agarthan hyperborean gemerald that time travelled to this Zoot forsaken here, I found attached to the same guy who made this a vibecoded chudwheel site spinner
https://trasselvardias.neocities.org/imagespinner
So no more needing to use keyframes to manually spin your pngs
Along with this heckin' chuddy agarthan hyperborean gemerald that time travelled to this Zoot forsaken here, I found attached to the same guy who made this a vibecoded chudwheel site spinner
https://trasselvardias.neocities.org/imagespinner
So no more needing to use keyframes to manually spin your pngs
R: 496 / I: 180
/coco/ general
Post Coco images
R: 18 / I: 5
-explains what the show and 4chan is
-explains nothing else
-ends iceberg by quick menton of an random shitpost which he describes as "its pretty wierd i think…. And i don't know what it means"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ClT6KyeAE
this nigga made the shitiest iceberg video ever
here are some points he made
the episodes are called deels (no shit really)
maya has social anxiety(as if it isnt in the fucking title)
mymy wears a wig (this nigga is not real how stupid is this man)
maya is adopted what (this is just wrong)
conclusion this guy is actually a fucking retard i know damnwell he didnt even watch the show he asked google ai to summarize it and ended up fetching shitposts from 4chan dont support these niggas please.
shittiest iceberg ever on ongezellig
-9 minute iceberg-explains what the show and 4chan is
-explains nothing else
-ends iceberg by quick menton of an random shitpost which he describes as "its pretty wierd i think…. And i don't know what it means"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ClT6KyeAE
this nigga made the shitiest iceberg video ever
here are some points he made
the episodes are called deels (no shit really)
maya has social anxiety(as if it isnt in the fucking title)
mymy wears a wig (this nigga is not real how stupid is this man)
maya is adopted what (this is just wrong)
conclusion this guy is actually a fucking retard i know damnwell he didnt even watch the show he asked google ai to summarize it and ended up fetching shitposts from 4chan dont support these niggas please.
R: 5 / I: 1
There was a Soyparta thread once but I couldn't find it, what I did find was this hidden gemmy channel from a 'jakker, there's even a remix of nojak
There was a Soyparta thread once but I couldn't find it, what I did find was this hidden gemmy channel from a 'jakker, there's even a remix of nojak
R: 13 / I: 1
I had a dream about Maya and mymy
So in my dream, massa made a new episode, but I also experienced it in first person view. I was at school or something and we were on the stairs. I saw mymy and then I saw Maya by the gate of the school. I told mymy that Maya was there, and she started saying hi to her, but Maya got scared and left the building. I followed her, and this guy, probably 2 years older than her, picked her up. He kissed her and mymy saw and got really upset. we followed her because they ran out of the school, then we caught up to her boyfriend and we asked him what was going on, and then yeah the episode ended I woke up
R: 83 / I: 46
big ol eyes
big ol eyes
R: 4 / I: 0
<do
>nuligs
^really?
<do
>nuligs
^really?
R: 6 / I: 1
Does anyone know what animation program ongezellig was made on
I don't think it's adobe animate, it could be toonboom harmony but im not too sure. does anyone know?
R: 89 / I: 20
does anyone know how to get a girlfriend?
does anyone know how to get a girlfriend?
R: 13 / I: 1
question
would mymy, maya and coco be considered a "foid"?
R: 19 / I: 4
>maya is literally me
>maya is literally me
R: 46 / I: 16
what would ongyzellig look like if it was made in Ohio instead of dutcherlands
what would ongyzellig look like if it was made in Ohio instead of dutcherlands
R: 91 / I: 21
/v/
The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update
R: 16 / I: 3
garry's mod thread
make this in Gmod. it's coal but it was fun to make.
R: 50 / I: 4
made nu mymy
made nu mymy
R: 29 / I: 13
New Update: Zarty brings you:
+Gems
New Update: Zarty brings you:
+Gems
R: 35 / I: 14
>what the sisters' moveset would be if they were professional wrestlers?
This is simply assuming that each of the girls in in proper shape and are all athletically capable of wrestling in a professional setting. Saying shit like "Coco would win because she's strong" do not apply here because this is a scenario where they are all strong, and simply have different ways of fighting!
Also I'm calling their moves based on what they are currently called in order to prevent confusion, but I might come back and name them.
The Moves in
>Green
are shown in the images here
<Wrestlingspace
Maya:
Would probably be the most agile considering her thinness and her great speed. Would likely wear their opponent down by making opponents chase her, wearing down their stamina until they're easy targets for various moves until they are unable to fight back.
Signature 1: Running Knee
Signature 2: Shooting Star Press
Submission: Ankle Lock
>Finisher: Tornado DDT
<Wrestlingspace
Coco:
Probably the strongest in brute power. Would win by manhandling opponents until they simply cannot fight back
Signature 1: Spear
Signature 2: German Suplex
Submission: Kirifuda Clutch
>Finisher: Pop-Up Powerbomb
<Wrestlingspace
Mymy:
Would probably be the most "exploitative" by using creative and unconventional methods to get in a hit or get out of danger, and will somtimes cheat to make their time easier (Kind of like Eddie Guerrero)
Signature 1: Backstabber
Signature 2: Superkick
Signature 3: Illegal hit with a foreign object
Submission: Koji Clutch
>Finisher: Zig-Zag
<Wrestlingspace
Do these make sense? Do their moves match their style well? Does this matter? What do you all think?
My SNCA WWE Fantasy Spergerald
I am a fan of wrestling and began to wonder:>what the sisters' moveset would be if they were professional wrestlers?
This is simply assuming that each of the girls in in proper shape and are all athletically capable of wrestling in a professional setting. Saying shit like "Coco would win because she's strong" do not apply here because this is a scenario where they are all strong, and simply have different ways of fighting!
Also I'm calling their moves based on what they are currently called in order to prevent confusion, but I might come back and name them.
The Moves in
>Green
are shown in the images here
<Wrestlingspace
Maya:
Would probably be the most agile considering her thinness and her great speed. Would likely wear their opponent down by making opponents chase her, wearing down their stamina until they're easy targets for various moves until they are unable to fight back.
Signature 1: Running Knee
Signature 2: Shooting Star Press
Submission: Ankle Lock
>Finisher: Tornado DDT
<Wrestlingspace
Coco:
Probably the strongest in brute power. Would win by manhandling opponents until they simply cannot fight back
Signature 1: Spear
Signature 2: German Suplex
Submission: Kirifuda Clutch
>Finisher: Pop-Up Powerbomb
<Wrestlingspace
Mymy:
Would probably be the most "exploitative" by using creative and unconventional methods to get in a hit or get out of danger, and will somtimes cheat to make their time easier (Kind of like Eddie Guerrero)
Signature 1: Backstabber
Signature 2: Superkick
Signature 3: Illegal hit with a foreign object
Submission: Koji Clutch
>Finisher: Zig-Zag
<Wrestlingspace
Do these make sense? Do their moves match their style well? Does this matter? What do you all think?
R: 85 / I: 17
Zaryans, I've been connecting the dots since I was a kid. It was this analyzing mindset combined with the Love of the Father and the direction Holy Spirit that led me to Christ. It has come to a point where I can not ignore the signs anymore. I have started to receive visions about this aswell. Nearing the end of this Lent I've decided to finally put my thoughts out there. I have prepared this infographic to explain what I'm trying to say. I've stopped using imageboards and internet as a whole a long time ago and I genuinely do not use any other site than soyzellig, I made this infographic to share with you zaryans because I genuinely love you from the heart as my brothers in Christ. I tried to keep it as short as I can. Please take a moment to read it. If God has put in your that this is important, please share it with whomever you think can understand it. This is also a call to faith and a testimony to the truth of the Gospel. Time itself testifies to the truth of the Gospel.
Lord have mercy on us.
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on us, sinners.
Blessed is He who cometh in the Name of the Lord.
My humble warning
Admin, whoever you are, please do not move this thread away from this board. It is important for this to be here so more people see it.Zaryans, I've been connecting the dots since I was a kid. It was this analyzing mindset combined with the Love of the Father and the direction Holy Spirit that led me to Christ. It has come to a point where I can not ignore the signs anymore. I have started to receive visions about this aswell. Nearing the end of this Lent I've decided to finally put my thoughts out there. I have prepared this infographic to explain what I'm trying to say. I've stopped using imageboards and internet as a whole a long time ago and I genuinely do not use any other site than soyzellig, I made this infographic to share with you zaryans because I genuinely love you from the heart as my brothers in Christ. I tried to keep it as short as I can. Please take a moment to read it. If God has put in your that this is important, please share it with whomever you think can understand it. This is also a call to faith and a testimony to the truth of the Gospel. Time itself testifies to the truth of the Gospel.
Lord have mercy on us.
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on us, sinners.
Blessed is He who cometh in the Name of the Lord.
R: 16 / I: 5
>THE HECKIN' 4CUCK INCELERINOS ARE LE BAD!
YOU VVILL GEM UP THIS VIDEO
>THE HECKIN' 4CUCK INCELERINOS ARE LE BAD!
YOU VVILL GEM UP THIS VIDEO