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does anyone know how to get a girlfriend?
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A novelette I've been working on

Hoi, Zaryans, it's me, Zaryan! I'd like to tell you guys I've been working in my free time from college on an Ongezellig adaptation, NOT a fiktie, and I will publish it here once I make some final proofreading, a promotional artwork, and it's cover. It's totally OC, I've been working on it nonstop, and it's been driving me insane ofzo
<leddit 'ace
Here's from my preface for it:
>This work—novelette, fanfic, chamber-piece, literary adaptation of an online web series—whatever it is of zoiets. It doesn’t fit in any of them because that’s the spirit of what I’m adapting from.
I had two premises in mind when it came to an Ongezellig adaptation:
1. What if the Bottle Smack in the Pilot had consequences?
2. How do I make a story out of it?
<'igle 'ogle 'ace
Let me know if you have questions about what it is. I will answer them honestly without spoling much o algugu
R: 8 / I: 2
Hello my fellow zaryans. Where is the next shooting going to take place?
R: 1425 / I: 569

/mymy/

Post about Mymy
R: 16 / I: 3

garry's mod thread

make this in Gmod. it's coal but it was fun to make.
R: 13 / I: 5

shittiest iceberg ever on ongezellig

-9 minute iceberg
-explains what the show and 4chan is
-explains nothing else
-ends iceberg by quick menton of an random shitpost which he describes as "its pretty wierd i think…. And i don't know what it means"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ClT6KyeAE
this nigga made the shitiest iceberg video ever
here are some points he made
the episodes are called deels (no shit really)
maya has social anxiety(as if it isnt in the fucking title)
mymy wears a wig (this nigga is not real how stupid is this man)
maya is adopted what (this is just wrong)

conclusion this guy is actually a fucking retard i know damnwell he didnt even watch the show he asked google ai to summarize it and ended up fetching shitposts from 4chan dont support these niggas please.
R: 270 / I: 103

cleo

post your cleos here
R: 2 / I: 0

Does anyone know what animation program ongezellig was made on

I don't think it's adobe animate, it could be toonboom harmony but im not too sure. does anyone know?
R: 90 / I: 20

/v/

The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update
R: 50 / I: 4 (sticky)
made nu mymy
R: 25 / I: 7
zaryans how do i stop being an obese chud
R: 29 / I: 13
New Update: Zarty brings you:
+Gems
R: 17 / I: 4
>maya is literally me
R: 35 / I: 14

My SNCA WWE Fantasy Spergerald

I am a fan of wrestling and began to wonder:
>what the sisters' moveset would be if they were professional wrestlers?
This is simply assuming that each of the girls in in proper shape and are all athletically capable of wrestling in a professional setting. Saying shit like "Coco would win because she's strong" do not apply here because this is a scenario where they are all strong, and simply have different ways of fighting!
Also I'm calling their moves based on what they are currently called in order to prevent confusion, but I might come back and name them.
The Moves in
>Green
are shown in the images here
<Wrestlingspace
Maya:
Would probably be the most agile considering her thinness and her great speed. Would likely wear their opponent down by making opponents chase her, wearing down their stamina until they're easy targets for various moves until they are unable to fight back.
Signature 1: Running Knee
Signature 2: Shooting Star Press
Submission: Ankle Lock
>Finisher: Tornado DDT
<Wrestlingspace
Coco:
Probably the strongest in brute power. Would win by manhandling opponents until they simply cannot fight back
Signature 1: Spear
Signature 2: German Suplex
Submission: Kirifuda Clutch
>Finisher: Pop-Up Powerbomb
<Wrestlingspace
Mymy:
Would probably be the most "exploitative" by using creative and unconventional methods to get in a hit or get out of danger, and will somtimes cheat to make their time easier (Kind of like Eddie Guerrero)
Signature 1: Backstabber
Signature 2: Superkick
Signature 3: Illegal hit with a foreign object
Submission: Koji Clutch
>Finisher: Zig-Zag
<Wrestlingspace
Do these make sense? Do their moves match their style well? Does this matter? What do you all think?
R: 85 / I: 17

My humble warning

Admin, whoever you are, please do not move this thread away from this board. It is important for this to be here so more people see it.
Zaryans, I've been connecting the dots since I was a kid. It was this analyzing mindset combined with the Love of the Father and the direction Holy Spirit that led me to Christ. It has come to a point where I can not ignore the signs anymore. I have started to receive visions about this aswell. Nearing the end of this Lent I've decided to finally put my thoughts out there. I have prepared this infographic to explain what I'm trying to say. I've stopped using imageboards and internet as a whole a long time ago and I genuinely do not use any other site than soyzellig, I made this infographic to share with you zaryans because I genuinely love you from the heart as my brothers in Christ. I tried to keep it as short as I can. Please take a moment to read it. If God has put in your that this is important, please share it with whomever you think can understand it. This is also a call to faith and a testimony to the truth of the Gospel. Time itself testifies to the truth of the Gospel.
Lord have mercy on us.
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on us, sinners.
Blessed is He who cometh in the Name of the Lord.
R: 455 / I: 106

massa sucks at writing

i was looking on the 'ru and saw these friend books that piss me off so much. here's my spergerald why:
<redditspace
Coco:
>I am good at: I don't want to brag
Bullshit. Have you ever met a humble 8 year old?
>I don't like: Wasting time
I sincerly doubt that any child would be concerned about something as insignificant to them as time
>Animal: Turritopsis Dohrnii
and
>What I want to be when I grow up: Very old
Are incredibly unsubtle in what it's trying to say. <Coco lost her parents! So she's like, le scared of death! So, she'd like thing that live forever and she'd like, wanna live forever!
Change her animal to something more realistic, as with all of the animals in South Africa, I doubt a child would pick something as ugly as a jellyfish. Change what she wants to be to something like a nurse or a vet, which shows she's always liked helping people (which is realistic!!!)
It's really, really on the nose.
Overall with this one: Very on the nose, and doesn't feel like a child wrote this.
<Redditspace
Maya:
>My Hobbies: Using the computer
I highly doubt she would've gotten a computer this young with a mother like Soei.
>My Sports: None
Again, I highly doubt that Maya wouldn't play sports with a mother like Soei.
>I'm not that good at: Paying attention
I doubt that any child would have any concept of "paying attention" or even know that they're bad at it. There are far more things that she could be bad at, but NOPE. Gotta go with the on the nose
<She was always bad at paying attention, which was like, le foreshadowing for le ADHD!
>I really don't like: School
This is really boring. There could've been so many interesting things here that she doesn't like that could've revealed more about her character, but Massa just decided to state the obvious.
>Vacation: Home
Bullshit. Just Bullshit. What child have you ever met that didn't like going on vacation? What child hasn't loved going to an amusement park? An Aquarium? A Zoo?
>My biggest wish: Not having to go to school anymore
I'm positive there are other things she wants more, like her cat.
>What I want to be: I dunno
Genuine, unfiltered, unimaginable bullshit. You cannot excuse something as stupid as this. Have you ever met an 8 year old that didn't want to be an Astronaut? A Racecar Driver? An F1 Driver? A Firefighter? Football Player? Superhero? It is so on the nose with
<Le Maya was never le happy!
Which is bullshit and boring. If Maya used to be happy and full of optimism and whimsy, it makes it far more interesting, and tragic, when she becomes bitter and cynical. Loss of innocence is really upsetting, but I can't feel bad for someone who was apparently never innocent (which is stupid)
Overall: This was trying way too hard to build sympathy for Maya, and it all falls apart when you think about it beyond a surface level. It feels like the expository crashout: It feels deep and insightful, but it's unrealistic, unimpactful, and incredibly shallow. I said it once and I'll say it again: Having Maya lose her innocence and whimsy is far more tragic and saddening than her never having them in the first place
<Redditspace
Mymy:
This will probably start some leakage, but I really don't like Mymy. She doesn't belong in a show as grounded as Ongezellig. She feels like she was taken from another show, and feels more like a gag-machine than an actual character. Massa literally said that she left for the Netherlands when she was 6 by sneaking out of Japan, and that she went there because she "Thought it was better." To me, this shows that Massa threw her in last second without much thought, and made her backstory that because he thought it was "funny" instead of actually trying to come up with an interesting explanation as to how she ended up in the Netherlands like Coco did. She should've honestly been cut from the show (or been relegated to a background character) and had Maya and Coco's relationship be center stage. But NOPE! Can't cut that because it's too funny, am I right? No need to worry that a wacky and zaney character will undercut my original intentions!
Anyway with my second sperg out of the way, it pisses me off that this is the only one that makes sense. It feels like someone who understands nothing about the world wrote it (LIKE A CHILD!!! *GASP* CRAZY!!!!!)
<Redditspace
overall, these friendbooks (and Maya's Sweet 16 in general) are trying way too hard to build sympathy and intrigue, but did in such an on the nose way, it makes the characters feel fake. It doesn't feel like I am reading the friend book of a real child with real thoughts, feelings, and desires. It feels like I'm reading from the script of Amazing Digital Circus with how unsubtle everything is.
<Redditspace
Little rant about Maya's Sweet 16:
This was such a wasted opportunity of a comic. The dream sequence is yet another example of Massa trying to build sympathy without taking the effort to build it naturally. Her dream sequence is practically grabbing you by the neck and screaming in your face YOU MUST FEEL BAD FOR HER! THIS IS SAD! SHE'S CRYING, SEE? DON'T YOU FEEL BAD?! It also jumps into it WAAAAY too quickly, and this is a consequence of the comic being too short.
Her vomiting to avoid celebrating her birthday and going to school also feels like a lazy excuse for Massa to not have to write anything "uncomfortable" that would've actually built sympathy. We could've seen how her self hatred results in her being overwhelmed with shame when show even a shred of gratitude from her sisters. We could've how she freezes up and doesn't know what to do when she's the center of attention. We could see how she's utterly incapable of functioning in a social setting, constantly on the verge of a panic attack if she has to so much as speak to anyone. We could see how she's shaky and anxious throughout the whole day, worried people are judging her for the slightest thing. All these thing stacking on top of each other and building tension, making the reader wonder if she's gonna be able to get through the day without having a meltdown.
But no, instead we just got her throwing up and never getting to see any of that.
What a waste of potential.
<Redditspace
TL;DR Massa is pretty bad at writing
R: 373 / I: 90

PixelPlanet.fun

Zoalie Coordinates
-1610_-992
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1610,-992,-3
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Previous Thread:
>>3967
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Wiki Page & Templates:
https://zelligwiki.ongezelligbooru.com/index.php/PixelPlanet
R: 16 / I: 5
>THE HECKIN' 4CUCK INCELERINOS ARE LE BAD!
YOU VVILL GEM UP THIS VIDEO
R: 24 / I: 5

www.yenetherlands.com hijack

A few hours ago, Kanye West/Ye announced a concert I. The Neatherlands On June 6 of this year after his concert in Mexico.

Considering how in the 13 years since his previous concert there that ongezellig released, would it be Jimmy if we hijacked the concert with some selling gemmies.
R: 45 / I: 16
what would ongyzellig look like if it was made in Ohio instead of dutcherlands
R: 2052 / I: 710

/maya/

Post mayas
R: 91 / I: 36
i am going to create tboi versions of all ‘zellig characters plus extras, here are isaac versions of the main girls (evan doe i made a thread like two months ago)
R: 44 / I: 14

GEG

doe scatGOD 'cord pedos really?
R: 693 / I: 224

Monthly Themed Zellig Art

Theme for September 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND CHURCH >>105498
Theme for October 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND MUSIC >>109864
Theme for November 2025 - ONGEZELLIG MOVIE SCENES >>114166
Theme for December 2025 - ONGEZELLIG THROUGH HISTORY >>117001
Theme for January 2026 - ONGEZELLIG PROPAGANDA >>119859
Theme for February 2026 - ONGEZELLIG MAGIC >>123605
Theme for March 2026 - ONGEZELLIG AT WORK >>126300
Theme for April 2026 - ONGEZELLIG BRAINROT >>128761
Theme for May 2026 - FORMAL ONGEZELLIG >>131507
Theme for June 2026 - PREHISTORIC ONGEZELLIG>>135526
<
I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
R: 1448 / I: 713

Shitpost thread or smth

Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
R: 4 / I: 1

Hi

Hi
R: 94 / I: 64

ITT post copypastas (spoiler if too spicy or something)

I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".

I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.

I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.

I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.

If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.
R: 16 / I: 3
Anybody has archives of Studio massa's Live streams while he was working on zellig

also can anybody find that one gif I mymy looking right and left really fast like the one shown here but it's looped I can't find it anywhere on the booru
R: 6 / I: 1
it is now illegal for ohio ahh an diddy foids to be inside the ongezellig community
R: 44 / I: 29
Welcome back 2 gem or coal
R: 17 / I: 10
OMGSISAAAAAA
R: 31 / I: 12

Zellig Characters in different scripts

Zellig Characters in different scripts
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vivian drew this
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hoi zaryans, i was asked to make a thread for my art so this is it, along with a google drive with most of my ongezellig art.
>xaar it’s not in chronological order
for whatever reason, when naming the files, jewgle unorganised them which is extremely annoying


https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1HMlw2fEL9FWVlcCXMYyNiz1twM0KCxfy?sort=13&direction=a
R: 12 / I: 3

Stop this guy now
R: 476 / I: 174

/coco/ general

Post Coco images
R: 411 / I: 175
More zellig cosplay
Ngl I prefer the Indonesian one more
R: 25 / I: 7

What is each sister's favorite football team?
R: 10 / I: 3

Cytube time of zoiets

https://cytu.be/r/ongezellig
GTFI
R: 15 / I: 0
I want to marry Vivian Snow.
R: 4 / I: 0
>IT'S NOT AUTISM IT'S ADD
<She's chimpin' out!
R: 9 / I: 1
202Ϫ is next year. What are your plans for this year before the thrembocalypse?
R: 11 / I: 1
Why don't we have a No Advertising clause?
R: 27 / I: 8

WEED

I just had my first joint. I'm becoming Yfke.
R: 44 / I: 17
https://x.com/swordgunlimited
Can we behead this trannynigger
>inb4 literal who
Look at what he made
R: 19 / I: 3
Happy pride month Zaryans, and since it is a moment of pride I decided to celebrate by 'ping and 'illing this tranny I found who thought it was a good idea to stim his axewound to Mymy

Somjak

Aliases
somchik2010
Somchik143
SomchikSays

Real name
Ján Somjak

Lives in Slovakia, near Budca (the Google maps link is PROBABLY where his father works at), although this seems to be a Russian immigrant that moved there at a later time

DoB
(March 14th?) 2010

Email
jan.somjak@centrum.sk
Id
114375047173542236770

Twitter
https://x.com/somchik2010

Google maps
https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/114375047173542236770/reviews/@48.5704388

YouTube
https://m.youtube.com/@somchik2010

Snapchat
https://www.snapchat.com/@somchik2010

Archlinux
https://gitlab.archlinux.org/somchik2010

Archlinux #2
https://gitlab.archlinux.org/SomchikSays

GitHub
https://github.com/somchik2010
R: 27 / I: 10
Happy Mother's Day! Tell your mother you love her!
R: 4 / I: 0

new subpage on this site with games

i heard of a new subpage on this site with many games please send it's link here
R: 328 / I: 119

San Diego Shooter Steam Profile

TCOAAL and Ongezellig fan

Combination straight from hell
R: 15 / I: 7
Who was the first one to introduce Ongezellig to the Chinese?
R: 8 / I: 3
Hello I come from Mbabane, Eswatini and this is my tribal dance I just learnt thanks to Jewlon Musk giving internet access to my backwards nigger tribe of niggers, please send HHs to save the Ytcracka rayc mane
R: 61 / I: 17
Zelligcacas who is this nigga on r/ongezellig? Why does he matter?
R: 110 / I: 38

Nupooner gegbvll

I've found this pooner that leaks at us and is easily irritated by things we do
You WILL edit her artwork to be chuddy
You WILL make soys of the girls hanging pooners (we have little of those)
You WILL make this pooner realize her she WILL NEVER be a man
>
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>haha yeah guys mymy just hates belgium ev&doe half of belgians are literally just dutch and the belgium joke was completely throwaway compared to her well established actual racism against blacks and asians. no goy you have to laugh at the belgium jokes which totally aren't just safe edgy reddit humour. PLEASE JUST HATE WHITE PEOPLE OKAY GOY?
R: 55 / I: 32
In this thread we post our gemmies drawn by ourselves.
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ONGEZELLIG HUNGER GAMES!

SNCA Hunger Games Thread! I just wanted to see what would happen in this simulator
website if you're interested: https://brantsteele.com/hungergames/classic/
>Text Document if you want to do one yourself
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my art thread

Hey guys, I'll be posting my ongezellig art here now instead of in the art general.
You can suggest drawing ideas if you want.
R: 1741 / I: 723
agugu
R: 9 / I: 1
I remember being a zellig fan before the cancellation update, I remember that excitement about what will be further, and expectations of a great future. But that never met (the expectations, I mean). I loved how everything felt back then, the show and its public image was completely OWNED by us, that funny weird world was was our means to express our beliefs as well, I had started making chuddy ongezellig content even first-second week after discovering the series. I loved the show, I loved the sisters, I loved the Schoppenboers, I loved that ongezellig universe and I loved that world. And after years, nothing can be turned back. All the feelings degradated, got muted and went away. Can we even remind ourselves of what made us join this party and take this long run? Idk anymore buddy

oh wait you've read this babble until this? So now you understand what oldfagtranny dysphoria is without lurking on soywiki or ziki or whatever, don't thank me (nobody was going to do it, meds). We're going to be back ofzo, trust the plan (we don't have one).
R: 8 / I: 0
Alright which any of you is this in BIO comic con
R: 18 / I: 4
How many of (You) Zaryans actually went to ze Nederlands? Did you try to show 'zellig to the dutch considering it seems that the latter is way more famous abroad and was quite niche until some time ago
R: 19 / I: 13
post funny pictures in this thread or something yeah
R: 12 / I: 2
>Hey, no offense but you look like you've posted on 4cuck for a bit, where are you immigrating from?
</v/
>Wow, you have posted on 4cuck then. I've never posted there but I met some users who did.
>Well, hi then. I'm Zach. I live in a splinter of the basedsphere.
<You live in a splinter of the basedsphere?
>Well, a bunker, if you want to get technical. I think it sounds gemmier my way.
>But I am not there much anymore. I'm usually out here scouting and keeping up on things for my fellow users. Whatever they need.
<So you just leave your fellow posters in the bunker?
>Yeah. I am not worried. They can handle themselves. But somebody has to keep an eye on things, know what I mean?
>And actually these days, I think they'd rather have me on xitter anyway. But that's a whole other SNCA.
>So, listen, can I ask you something from goyim to goyim?
<This better be good
>I had a run-in with this group calling themselves the Zaryans. Pretty strange bunch. Do you know anything about them?
<[Internet knowledge 6/6] They keep to their own unless you mention this dutch cartoon.
>Well, that shouldn't be a problem for me. I don't watch anything like that!
>Hey, so, where are you headed anyways?
<The Streety
>Nice, I heard they posted these funny looking wojaks once.
>I'll be honest. You're the first poster I've run across that doesn't seem completely insane and stuck in his own ass.
>There are sites I've never been to that'd be too coaly for just me. What do you think? Maybe we could post together, help each other out?
<Okay, sure
>That's the spirit. One thing you should know first, though. I asked you about the Zaryans, because I am one of them.
>I know, I know. But I had to know how you'd react when I told you. We're not very liked online!
>You still good to post along with me?
<Actually it's not a problem now that I know you aren't a complete nufag.
>I am great at making people mad. Not gonna lie. It's a gift.
>Well, thanks for taking a chance on a naive basedposter with the past in his mind and a penchant for weaponized autism.
>Let's go post some gems then
<[Zach has given you the Orange 'Teen Perk]
R: 3 / I: 1
who was the autistic person that was obsessed with coco and roos i cannot remember their name
R: 19 / I: 6
Who has that image of Cobson splitting Feraljak's head in half? I need it to make a gemmie or something
>unrelated image
R: 5 / I: 2
ἡ γυνή μου ὄντως Μύμυ, τοὺς νόμους τῆς φύσεως ἀψηφᾷ ἔχουσα τὸ μέγιστον μέλος ὃ ἑώρακα. ὄντως θαυμαστὴ ἀμφιφυλοφυής τῆς γῆς. Εγώ μέντοι γε σύζυγός μου Μύμυ φίλος μέγας, ὑμῖν δὲ, ὦ Ζαρυανοί, εὐχαριστῶ ὅτι ἀναγινώσκετε ταῦτα.
R: 8 / I: 1

we need saberspark

we need to get saberspark to review ongezellig guys trust it will be great the trad aura furry will call it le based and shit
R: 8 / I: 4
>uuhhh kill all niggers tnd kill all muslims ongezellig is for chuds only i hate all non whites!!! accelerate accellerate!!
<uuhhh kill all niggers tnd kill all muslims ongezellig is for chuds only i hate all non whites!!! accelerate accellerate!! *kills some random nigger*
>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT YOU RUINED IT YOU RUINED IT YOURE BROWN YOURE BROWN WAHH I CANT HANDLE THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS WAHH
R: 13 / I: 2
did carhy get hacked? there's no way this nigger would change to be this keyed so quickly
R: 1 / I: 1
https://x.com/DailyMail/status/2059373219186880792
More mainstream media attention!
>anime obsession
my clitty…
R: 6 / I: 1
>its actually a good thing when some meximutt goes and makes the entire white race & dnbzellig look bad and ultimately accomplishes nothing and then kills himself-AAACKKKKKK!!!!!
R: 9 / I: 1
what does the school buidling look like? is it just one giant ass cube?
R: 87 / I: 26
We did this, it played while I was having dinner
R: 7 / I: 4
I'm watching Piet Piraat - Zwaart Van Zilvertand! Kiki's soul demands me to!!!
R: 507 / I: 184
oekaki 2 thread
>>>/chive/5439
^oekaki thread
R: 25 / I: 4
you have to be a very effeminate man or a genuine unironic woman to still like this show
R: 5 / I: 0
How the fuck is Death and ReBorn considered the best Ongezellig Fanfiction? It is genuinely one of the worst things I have ever read
>Death and ReBorn Hospital Scene
<MISERY Hospital Scene
and NOBODY on reddit has ever metioned MISERY at all, let alone being a contender for one of the best
this fandom is so stupid it hurts
R: 27 / I: 6
Yana hate is spineless fag behavior, when 'dweller came out with the diamond that was mymy's rival it was universally avowed as zarty saving.
It was evident 'dweller fell off by the 3rd (and even 2nd) upload but it took you monkeys a long time to catch on and now you're compensating with blind hate because
>da normies like yana and it's a tourist trap or something so it's le bad
^consequentialist ethics btw you're fags and I'm ahead of the curve
Yana won, 'dweller won (briefly), newfags lost and people whose opinion is like shifting sand should rope
R: 68 / I: 15
Lidly came back!!!!
R: 4 / I: 1
<I NEED THIS
<I know others that need it too
<the soyjak download link is dead
<someone just post the font files or something
R: 20 / I: 6

Random idea i got

What if we made a live-action version of zellig? You might be wondering how,well, have you seen those girls who cosplay zellkg on TikTok? We'd contact them, get them all together in one place, and film the episodes
R: 24 / I: 4
You will never be a real mass shooter. You have no motive, you have no manifesto, you have no combat skills. You are a homosexual man twisted by the Internet and discord groups into a crude mockery of Tarrant’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your botched suicide behind closed doors.

Chuds are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed chuds to sniff out failed normies with incredible efficiency. Even failtrolls who “blend in” look uncanny and unnatural to a chud. Your interests are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to spawn a couple of copycats, they'll end up the same way you did the second their shitty telegram bought guns jam.

You will never be white. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a gun, write some bullshit on a google doc, go to your nearest police station, and commit suicide by cop. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with an unmarked headstone, as to avoid every passerby for the rest of eternity spitting on your grave. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably brown.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back
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should this be used as a bait reaction image on the sharty and 'ru forums?
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browngazellig
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I uploaded a full page of zellig artwork onto the booru Is it aryan? Or should I get a job?
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I find it ironic that Mymycucks don’t realize that Mymy is mocking racists
>Obsessed with country/race she only has very loose connections to, proclaiming they are superior to all other races and countries in spite of not even being one of them
>Hating countries/peoples for stupid/petty reasons
>LARPing all the time
>No real friends
>Thinks they’re funny and popular when they’re just annoying and everyone hates them
>Obsessed over an “icon” of a “race/country” that has nothing to do with their ideals
>Fucking loser
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When the month old TikTok immigrant speaks I LISTEN and LEARN
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Maya in the disabled characters wiki now appears in the first google results

OH NONONONONO DISABLEDSISSIES WHAT IS THIS?
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Hello ongezelligs. I found this site from youtube after watching the episodes made by Studio Massa.

What is it that you do on here? The Schoolocaust joke made by Mymy Schoppenboer was pretty funny haha. Are jokes like that common in this site?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ongezellig_(Animated_Series)
Guess what Zaryans!
Don't worry this made the jannies sneed like nothing before!
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We need to animate our own zellig episodes or something.


- Anyone can add a frame
- Only hand drawn
- No rules just add a frame
- Anyone can improve existing frames
- We need our top IQ soldiers to invent a good script thats not just edgy

First ever community made animation film. Get to work NOW!!
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Cheng Dawei

Een presentatie die Ik een jaar geleden heb gemaakt.
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Mayamails animation collab

since Zoot refuses to do a Mayamail animation collab, I'm making a thread for us to do it ourselves, how are we going to coordinate this Zaryans?
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>cocofrog
>soymy
Why doesn't Maya get anything iconic? Very sad.
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IM GONNA PUKE
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>hello, ongezellig fetish artist
<yes hello
>i would like to commission the girls… burning a pride flag! MWHAHAHAHAHA
<WHAT HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOU
>ohh relax it's just a prank, a silly gag of mine
<phew alright… i thought you were one of those sharty people… now… what do you want
>i would like a picture of coco and a black man together….
<alright i can do that
>and immidiately on the second panel her shooting the NIGGER in the head! MWHAHAHAHHAHA
<WHAT YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL FUCK YOU DEAD WHERE YOU STAND
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Oh yeah, now I'll have a new chevron on my bulletproof vest.
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Why is Big Maya wearing this is there lore around it are is it some non cannon paypig slop
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/sharty/ art thread

Looks like people are picking up 'zellig again and making art about it, so just post any 'lig related art from the 'party if you happen to stumble upon it
>but le datamining
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