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R: 4 / I: 0
how big is your zellig folder? i restarted mine recently and have almost 500 gems, only of the finest caliber
R: 18 / I: 4
Hello, Zellingers. What the fuck is a peeb? I would like a sncapedia explaining it.
R: 149 / I: 51
let's add annotations to ongezellig
https://youtation.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc
R: 29 / I: 3

/fic/ fanfiction general

post your shitty fanfictions here because there isnt a dedicated thread (at least not one i could find that was purely dedicated to it)
R: 7 / I: 0

On the premise of Mymy's voice actor not available after deel 5

Is it true that the reason why Joyce Ter Stege stopped working with Massa was because she was being harassed? If so, was it one of us or a couple of obsessed offsitercacas?
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Don't exactly remember the details as to where I got the information from, maybe it's muh heckin mandela effect or I'm just retarded ofzo
R: 219 / I: 79

Gemmy gems you VILL READ!!!

I recently dove cock first into fanfictions, most of them are vantablack niggerhell, but these are gemmies that YOU VVILL READ

Death & Reborn: A bone-chilling, spine-tingling, genre-redefining, character-driven ZEMERALD of Maya failing to ACK herself after feeling guilty for BEATING THE CLITTY OUT OF COCO or something: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62666986/chapters/160421989

Reunion: Takes place 10 years after the pilot or something with the family reuniting o algo, and Coco and Mymy get Maya to stop being a CLITTYCELL and go outside: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64015864/chapters/164218912

Hoi Maya: Maya ACKed herself and Coco keeps writing letters to her cause SHE WON'T TAKE HER MEDS!!!!!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/67132486

EVERYTHING ELSE I EITHER HAVEN'T READ OR IS VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE!!!!!
R: 13 / I: 2
Uncgezellig đź’€
R: 7 / I: 1
fuck this nigger infested world and every faggot that lives in it I hope that an asteroid bigger than Apophis hits this shit rock and cause another mass extinction
R: 11 / I: 3

where can I find more of these gems

this aesthetic is so good
R: 8 / I: 2
Portal
R: 4 / I: 2
I love ongezellig
R: 69 / I: 26 (sticky)
oekaki 2 thread
>>>/chive/5439
^oekaki thread
R: 10 / I: 2 (sticky)

Yet another Doom Ongezellig mod

this one is old and I hadn't seen anyone really play it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8C0tB16a14
(embed because I can't post the raw file here)
R: 1116 / I: 438

/mymy/

Post about Mymy
R: 22 / I: 12

Kwazii and Kiki pirate crew

I think kwazii from octonauts and kiki would make great friends. Kiki wants to be a pirate and kwazii is actually a pirate and so is his entire family. They'd probably go on a bunch of pirate adventures together, and honestly I'd watch an entire show of just that.
R: 4 / I: 2

brap

fuck this shit website
R: 8 / I: 1

We won Zaryans

>Cloudflare gets everyone down in the Soysphere
>But not the Zarty
Zarty is the saviour of the Soysphere
R: 45 / I: 13
I think she would probably be a furry.
R: 132 / I: 63

writing SNCA

so because im tired of bumping a thread that has nothing to do with what it's being bumped for, ive created this thread instead to document my SNCA writing progress.
this thread will likely only include me, the peeb guy, and the obsessed guy or something (who will quote all of my messages and put a random image in an attempt to make me seethe [doe they are kinda funny o algo])
R: 1 / I: 0
>had to force the get because /soy2/ is such a dnb that nobody was going to stop me
R: 26 / I: 10

Would Mymy join a 'Right wing Terrorist group'

Picrel is inspired by a very gemmy dream I had last night in where mymy joins the netherland's "Aryan Sisterhood" In which a figurehead gives mymy a task of releasing a gas that is only toxic to niggers and other shitskins. At first, this seems like a good deal to mymy considering shes a chud and all that, but she also thinks what would happen to her sister, whom is a mutt and would probably get fried inside out by the gases.
Which got me thinking, would mymy join neo-nazi organizations if she had the chance? And how could she be motivated to do so (because I kinda want a heckin a24 kino story of her destroying trannies and niggers or whatever ZOG-slop entity there is nowadays.)
R: 15 / I: 5

New tranny dropped

Tranny who just found out about Ongezellig, minor, xhe draws porn and it's just a matter of time before xhe decides it would be a wonderful idea to make 'zellig porn, here's his strawpage
https://quinnipage.straw.page/
There's a script that lets you spam the images at
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/501886-strawpage-image-uploader (you need tampermonkey to run it)
Just get this faggot out of here, just like we did with the latinx tranny
R: 188 / I: 96

confession thread - nuzarty edition

Last time this happened it was kinda interesting
Confess on this website because jannies see your post history https://zaryans.straw.page/
Yes it will be coal
R: 9 / I: 1

everything ongezellig gets put on hold

>finds cool thing called "Ongezellig"
>really likes it
>its been cancelled
>cry
>find this place
>discover "The (On)gezellige Zusters
>gets really excited
>its been put on hold
R: 390 / I: 140

Monthly Themed Zellig Art

Theme for September 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND CHURCH >>105498
Theme for October 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND MUSIC >>109864
Theme for November 2025 - ONGEZELLIG MOVIE SCENES>>114166
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I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
R: 10 / I: 5
I have a theory that Maya is a male-to-female transgender.
R: 384 / I: 53
Deel 1 Aflevering 2 kino by onion dweller just dropped
R: 1143 / I: 494

/art/ - general

Here is a thread, dedicated to the craftsmenship of art. Post your drawings here and share techniques/books/tips that you think may be useful.
R: 37 / I: 5
WE VVILL STEAL THE 13999999 /SOY/ GET or 14000000
YOU VVILL USE THIS IMAGE WITH THE CAPTION
>you think this'll make the sharty leak?
<yes
WE VVILL SPAM WITHIN 500 POSTS TO ENSURE TOTAL ZARYAN VICTORY
R: 7 / I: 4
I need an adult woman (+50s) in my life
R: 17 / I: 9

Is there a common consensus on why mymy ran away?

Its probably been answered in a year-old thread buried under a bunch of SNCA but is there a common consensus as to why mymy ran away from her home in japan? I've heard various theories like she was put up for adoption or that she was born a bastard (bastards are typically treated quite badly there) but never a common interpretation/reason from the majority of fans

>Inb4 someone says its because she "liked the netherlands better" because its retarded reasoning from that SLF massa who likely didn't think that far ahead into mymy's character and gave it as a joke answer
R: 1768 / I: 624

/maya/

Post mayas
R: 6 / I: 0
>Being apart of the Ongezellig fandom almost 2 years after cancellation
R: 18 / I: 2
>chief this shit
R: 2 / I: 1
TRVTHNVKE: Ongezellig is actually pronounced like "onkezellich" in Dutch, with the final -ch pronounced as in some Scottish words like "loch".
R: 15 / I: 6
OHNONONONONONONONONNONONONONONOONNONONO VERAGOONERS ITS SO OVER FOR YOU, JSITDA
R: 40 / I: 9

Remember when almost nobody knew about ongezellig?

When only a few people on 4chan/sharty/this site and the occasional BBCobsessedfag posted about it, when there was no such thing as ships (except for the odd person who was immediately lynched for doing so), and there was no SNCA drama or cord drama either
>reddit space
Now we have everything that wasn't there before, plus the obnoxious people who don't bother to watch the series and just make ships because “muhhh yuri couple”
R: 108 / I: 46

ITT: I post random 'cordcoals I found

Nice face
R: 106 / I: 45

'zellig live action

threat for my photoslop brimstone

first i did is maya, enjoy
R: 15 / I: 3
NO FREAKING WAY, MASSA JUST POSTED AN UNUSED THEME FOR KIKI IN HIS PAYPIG ANNOUNCEMENT CHANNEL!!!
R: 10 / I: 5
If you were in 1950s Texas and you saw Cleo……would you lynch her?
R: 17 / I: 4
>When you and the sisters ong the zellig a little bit too much and die but dr. frankenstein resurrects all of you in his own fashion:
R: 707 / I: 649
Reposting zellig art from the Shemmy because someone is being a SLF and not sharing them here
R: 7 / I: 4

forgetting

sometimes I forget that Ilse is a kike girl
R: 1328 / I: 666

Shitpost thread or smth

Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
R: 340 / I: 170

/sharty/ art thread

Looks like people are picking up 'zellig again and making art about it, so just post any 'lig related art from the 'party if you happen to stumble upon it
>but le datamining
Don't post or use mobile data while lurking
R: 59 / I: 22
Sometimes, I dream of rubbing my fingers through Maya's hair.
R: 140 / I: 87

midkyk's stuff

A thread dedicated to this sovlfvl chuddy ruZZyan artist's handmade drawings
R: 387 / I: 117

Zellig Booru

https://ongezelligbooru.com/

We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
The Third Booru is up!
Go post your post your gems of zoiets
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If you have any suggestions, complaints, or technical issues, you can post them in this thread or send me an email at zaltongezellig@proton.me
R: 308 / I: 110
If you haven’t already had the displeasure of seeing this tourist nigger then let me show you a coalmine, is there anything we could do to xhim? Xhey are coaling up our gemmy community? I know it’s SNCA Xitter slop but they are forcing Mymy to be in yuricoal with a a Jewess.
R: 262 / I: 97

cleo

post your cleos here
R: 17 / I: 1

hello

i love Ongezellig and my name is choten
i like coco because she is kind
i like maya because she is humble
i like mymy because she is funny
i dont like coco because she is crasp
i dont like maya because she is selfish
i dont like mymy because she is insensitive
i try to support others like coco
i am trying my best like maya
i try to be funny like mymy

i like to talk with people
and i like to watch anime
i like to draw
i like ice sakting
i like sports
i like to hang out with my friends
i like to make jokes with my friends
i like to play videogames with my friends
i like to play videogames with my dad
my dad is so nice
i like to eat yummy food
i like meatballs
i like pasta
i like oil
i like to drink oil
i am an robot
so i need to drink oil,
to reduce friction
inside my body there are many moving parts
the gears spin around
good night
R: 6 / I: 0
Why no new content from project ROY? I've been out de loop for a bit. Did I miss something?
R: 3 / I: 2

ITT: We convince Donderaar to rape Tollenaar because hes a SLF

O Great Donderaar, Lord of the Angry clouds, Who is descended from the Upper Waters where the stars float, caretaker of the sun and moon
We, your people invoke you on this day to fufill a need That we Zaryans, have hungered for eons
O lord of Smiting, we ask you to punish Sam Tollenaar, for he has done a great sin
For he starved us of our 3 sisters, which balanced the world and prevented it from going into dissarray.
It is said that Sam Tollenaar needs correction, and that your smiting be minimal as not to cause death but to leave a reminder in his flesh to never leave a meal unfinished.
We promise to you, Uncle of humanity that we will be true to our Zaryan ways and that the seeds of degeneracy will not grow in our space
For if we break that promise, our call will never be answered.
R: 23 / I: 9
Drop every image of Sam Massa Tolleenar you have for HISA
R: 16 / I: 4

Find the Dutch Associalite

Let's play a game of "Find the Asocial, but in Dutch under the comment section".
Is this dude everywhere?
R: 2 / I: 0
PLEASE watch this BASED gemerald
R: 15 / I: 5

Notice the pattern

I noticed that most zaryans are europeans while most zellighaters are amerimutts
Amerimutts are confirmed to have lower IQ than europeans
R: 44 / I: 11

Racism and Socialization

I have been thinking, how is mymy not equally if not even more socially hated and isolated than maya? is being racist not the worst thing you can be in the eyes of normies? Maybe everyone DOES hate mymy but mymy refuses to hate back and instead decides to annoy normalfags.
Am I thinking too into it? Maybe massa separated the racist and the outcast to spread chuddies more evenly, or maybe I'm just going too deep into a silly little Dutch cartoon. Discuss.
R: 86 / I: 10
Do you think there will ever be another episode of ongezellig
R: 5 / I: 2

Trip to Jamaica

Maya smoking da ZAZA
R: 313 / I: 91

/LPG/ - 'Lig Projects General

A thread dedicated to the documentation and discussion of Zellig fan projects currently in the works. Mostly just a bunch of nothingwaffel that will be put on "indefinite hiatus" or however the project is acked in 2 months.
R: 50 / I: 7
If she was real (she is, take your meds) I would first kidnap her, then after I bring her home I would brutly rape her also make sure to smash her head against radiator a few times. After that I would rape her again so she goes unconscious. I would let her regain consicence a bit and after that I would again rape her and smash plates against her head so she bleeds and feels pain. After all that I would lock her up in my basement feeding her so she barely survives and also making sure to occasionally rape her while breaking her limbs and parts of her body. She deserves all that.
R: 81 / I: 25

TO THE AUTHOR OF THIS ART


I don't understand why you share it first and then delete it, after all, it's a gem of gems. It raises a very important issue, which is depression and suicide.
This is the kind of art I need!

Maya is a tragic character who needs help!
R: 112 / I: 27
Who would have been the best mommy?
R: 13 / I: 1
yall think maya stink? I think so. she seem like the typa bihh to not shower for a week.
R: 4 / I: 1
i want to continuation of ongezellig if we support them can studio massa continue?
R: 5 / I: 0

REDDIT FUTURE

The year is 2025. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All Zarty "males" are downvoted. Zartysissies live to serve REDDIT KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.

Cococuck remembers life before the Redditlution - before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Zarty, where he hides his beautiful Coco bodypillow from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.

As musclebound Redditors prowl the countryside searching for fertile Zartysissies, Cococuck will stop at nothing to protect sweet Coco's purity. In his blonde wig, yellow jumper, white jabot tie, beige skirt, and tights, Cococuck gives his tender "white" body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Cococuck prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme soyjak 20 presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one Redditor-on-Zartysissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT KINGS have their way with Cococuck's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of Reddit bulls wearing black fedoras. Prepare to pay for Reddit gold. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in soyjak 20's brand new series.
R: 9 / I: 3
if we dont do ZWABAG again for 13999999 GET on /soy/ it will be the most wasted thing ever
R: 705 / I: 397
I'm cooking something guys, wait for this gem
R: 2 / I: 0
OH MY FAUCI IS THAT A ZARTY REFERENCE??????????????????????????????????????
R: 33 / I: 13

i want to kill myself (not a shitpost)

I have been in quite possibly the shittiest state of my life that I have ever been in. And it all started with fucking Ongezellig, more specifically, Maya. Please let me explain:

I found Ongezellig on the Sharty a while back, and decided to watch it. I really liked how it was dark but also funny at the same time. I knew that Maya was kinda fucked up in the head, considering she's extremely isolated and probably schizo, but the show was comedic enough that I didn't really care.

That was until I discovered Maya's Diary.

Maya's Diary was the trigger for my spiraling mental state. It brought me back to a time where I was essentially in the same spot as her, being extremely isolated, doing anything I could do get out of being around other people, because I thought they all hated me. I had an incredibly shitty Middle School experience (I mean we all do), but Middle School completely fucking ruined me, dude. For most of High School, I was mortified to talk to new people, because I was essentially scared of people. The shit these fags did to me because they could, made me feel completely worthless.

After High School I did get better, with most of the memories of Middle School fading away as time went on.

But reading Maya's Diary was like something reach through the screen and shoved all of those memories back into my skull, and I've been stuck in my own head saying to me:

>You're so stupid for letting a piece of fiction which isn't even FUCKING CANON for making you depressed

>You're so stupid for hanging onto things that happened when you were a kid
>You're so stupid that you want to kill yourself over some text
>People won't think your serious for being depressed because of Ongezellig
>What would your parents think if you were upset of this?
>What would your parents think if you killed yourself over this?

I genuinely don't know what to do, I'm getting more and more worried that I'm actually going to kill myself. If you can please please please convince me not to it would mean fucking everything to me.
R: 19 / I: 20
Does anyone have the rest of the pages to this comic? I believe the creator was """"""""""bullied"""""""""""" and took down the rest of the pages and I probably saved them but cant find them. Send plz. If its already on the booru I don't see it. This is the "maya's diary" comic BTW.
R: 2 / I: 0
Last year, before 2025, Deel 1 hit 2 million views. Its Nov 10th, 2025 today. We gained 600k throughout the entire year till now. Any possibilities of hitting 3 million this time around?
R: 319 / I: 145
More zellig cosplay
Ngl I prefer the Indonesian one more
R: 37 / I: 8
What would you do?
R: 4 / I: 1

Another musical zem

Don't know whether it's been shilled already but the creator of the three rooms album made a second zellig album quite a while back so I thought i'd make a dedicated thread to it, go bvmp it zaryans

https://soundcloud.com/blastingjoseph/sets/splitsingspaden
R: 209 / I: 44
ONGEZELLIG LORE DOC JUST DROPPED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, SOMETHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gHgqMcvsyQoNR6v6EfwnLezJkYHtLBjEe80frn4l7Hg/
R: 7 / I: 0
this 'my is so gemmy zaryans
R: 5 / I: 1
New 'Massa
R: 11 / I: 2
I don't care if normies discover 'zellig. It's a good short film that deserves to be seen by millions, billions even.
R: 1 / I: 0
Don't mind me, I just wanna remember what the post for this GET was.
>>50000
R: 2168 / I: 613
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1263,-587,21
https://www.tampermonkey.net/index.php?browser=edge&locale=en
OPEN THIS AND INSTALL
https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js .
DOWNLOAD THE IMAGE AND PUT THE FOLLOWING IN THE COORDS BAR
X: -1369
Y: -707
(ignore the black background im retarded)
R: 147 / I: 42
i'm gonna tear my fucking eyes out how the fuck do artists do this shit i'm way too shakey man
R: 5 / I: 2

Ongezellig on Wikipedia

On the website of Wikipedia, the Ongezellig article is still in its draft faze due to lack of "good" sources. and the Dutch version is not in limbo but has bad dutch and no citations.

Links
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Ongezellig
https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ongezellig
R: 25 / I: 12
say maya is a gem or this bitch gets it
R: 34 / I: 10
i love her so much… she's my everything.
R: 2081 / I: 784
oekaki thread
R: 72 / I: 23
Zelligwaffen Division propaganda
R: 47 / I: 11

Ongezellig: Historical Portraits

Hello Zaryans. I am currently undertaking a vanity project of making historical portraits using the Ongezellig classmates My first work to mark the start of this thread is titled "Tensions in Indochina."

Hope you ziggas like it. Or something. Future works will be added in this thread.
R: 13 / I: 5

Zelligbros...

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSyPEqjVg/
Our response?
R: 389 / I: 138

Mymy

Mymy's family is probably poor or lower middle class
R: 10 / I: 1

Did i ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
That is insanity.
R: 13 / I: 4
what is your favorite 'zellig girl? mine is coco
R: 6 / I: 0
Oranje Boven!
R: 5 / I: 0
>Coco is like literally my troonsona, she's soooo me! What do ya'll th-
>hey where did the light go, MOOOOM HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU TO FIX THE FUSE BOX? And where's my bbc dildo I need to dila-
<We are all Rhodesians now
R: 1 / I: 0
<AK-47 or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It's doesn't break, jam or overheat. It will shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child can use it and they do. The soviets put the gun on a coin, Mozambique put it on their flag.
R: 6 / I: 3

Massa IRL Photos + Videos

Sup fags, now that lig is over I don't see any point on staying in 'assa's 'cord, so I got the last few photos xe's posted before I dipped and sharing it with you lot here.
Enjoy.
https://files.catbox.moe/28n990.zip
P.S. I can't confirm if all are real locations Massa took them in, I just know he posted it in the paypig channel.
R: 10 / I: 1
I don't know what the letters on her hat mean.