R: 144 / I: 42
<redditspace
Coco:
>I am good at: I don't want to brag
Bullshit. Have you ever met a humble 8 year old?
>I don't like: Wasting time
I sincerly doubt that any child would be concerned about something as insignificant to them as time
>Animal: Turritopsis Dohrnii
and
>What I want to be when I grow up: Very old
Are incredibly unsubtle in what it's trying to say. <Coco lost her parents! So she's like, le scared of death! So, she'd like thing that live forever and she'd like, wanna live forever!
Change her animal to something more realistic, as with all of the animals in South Africa, I doubt a child would pick something as ugly as a jellyfish. Change what she wants to be to something like a nurse or a vet, which shows she's always liked helping people (which is realistic!!!)
It's really, really on the nose.
Overall with this one: Very on the nose, and doesn't feel like a child wrote this.
<Redditspace
Maya:
>My Hobbies: Using the computer
I highly doubt she would've gotten a computer this young with a mother like Soei.
>My Sports: None
Again, I highly doubt that Maya wouldn't play sports with a mother like Soei.
>I'm not that good at: Paying attention
I doubt that any child would have any concept of "paying attention" or even know that they're bad at it. There are far more things that she could be bad at, but NOPE. Gotta go with the on the nose
<She was always bad at paying attention, which was like, le foreshadowing for le ADHD!
>I really don't like: School
This is really boring. There could've been so many interesting things here that she doesn't like that could've revealed more about her character, but Massa just decided to state the obvious.
>Vacation: Home
Bullshit. Just Bullshit. What child have you ever met that didn't like going on vacation? What child hasn't loved going to an amusement park? An Aquarium? A Zoo?
>My biggest wish: Not having to go to school anymore
I'm positive there are other things she wants more, like her cat.
>What I want to be: I dunno
Genuine, unfiltered, unimaginable bullshit. You cannot excuse something as stupid as this. Have you ever met an 8 year old that didn't want to be an Astronaut? A Racecar Driver? An F1 Driver? A Firefighter? Football Player? Superhero? It is so on the nose with
<Le Maya was never le happy!
Which is bullshit and boring. If Maya used to be happy and full of optimism and whimsy, it makes it far more interesting, and tragic, when she becomes bitter and cynical. Loss of innocence is really upsetting, but I can't feel bad for someone who was apparently never innocent (which is stupid)
Overall: This was trying way too hard to build sympathy for Maya, and it all falls apart when you think about it beyond a surface level. It feels like the expository crashout: It feels deep and insightful, but it's unrealistic, unimpactful, and incredibly shallow. I said it once and I'll say it again: Having Maya lose her innocence and whimsy is far more tragic and saddening than her never having them in the first place
<Redditspace
Mymy:
This will probably start some leakage, but I really don't like Mymy. She doesn't belong in a show as grounded as Ongezellig. She feels like she was taken from another show, and feels more like a gag-machine than an actual character. Massa literally said that she left for the Netherlands when she was 6 by sneaking out of Japan, and that she went there because she "Thought it was better." To me, this shows that Massa threw her in last second without much thought, and made her backstory that because he thought it was "funny" instead of actually trying to come up with an interesting explanation as to how she ended up in the Netherlands like Coco did. She should've honestly been cut from the show (or been relegated to a background character) and had Maya and Coco's relationship be center stage. But NOPE! Can't cut that because it's too funny, am I right? No need to worry that a wacky and zaney character will undercut my original intentions!
Anyway with my second sperg out of the way, it pisses me off that this is the only one that makes sense. It feels like someone who understands nothing about the world wrote it (LIKE A CHILD!!! *GASP* CRAZY!!!!!)
<Redditspace
overall, these friendbooks (and Maya's Sweet 16 in general) are trying way too hard to build sympathy and intrigue, but did in such an on the nose way, it makes the characters feel fake. It doesn't feel like I am reading the friend book of a real child with real thoughts, feelings, and desires. It feels like I'm reading from the script of Amazing Digital Circus with how unsubtle everything is.
<Redditspace
Little rant about Maya's Sweet 16:
This was such a wasted opportunity of a comic. The dream sequence is yet another example of Massa trying to build sympathy without taking the effort to build it naturally. Her dream sequence is practically grabbing you by the neck and screaming in your face YOU MUST FEEL BAD FOR HER! THIS IS SAD! SHE'S CRYING, SEE? DON'T YOU FEEL BAD?! It also jumps into it WAAAAY too quickly, and this is a consequence of the comic being too short.
Her vomiting to avoid celebrating her birthday and going to school also feels like a lazy excuse for Massa to not have to write anything "uncomfortable" that would've actually built sympathy. We could've seen how her self hatred results in her being overwhelmed with shame when show even a shred of gratitude from her sisters. We could've how she freezes up and doesn't know what to do when she's the center of attention. We could see how she's utterly incapable of functioning in a social setting, constantly on the verge of a panic attack if she has to so much as speak to anyone. We could see how she's shaky and anxious throughout the whole day, worried people are judging her for the slightest thing. All these thing stacking on top of each other and building tension, making the reader wonder if she's gonna be able to get through the day without having a meltdown.
But no, instead we just got her throwing up and never getting to see any of that.
What a waste of potential.
<Redditspace
TL;DR Massa is pretty bad at writing
massa sucks at writing
i was looking on the 'ru and saw these friend books that piss me off so much. here's my spergerald why:<redditspace
Coco:
>I am good at: I don't want to brag
Bullshit. Have you ever met a humble 8 year old?
>I don't like: Wasting time
I sincerly doubt that any child would be concerned about something as insignificant to them as time
>Animal: Turritopsis Dohrnii
and
>What I want to be when I grow up: Very old
Are incredibly unsubtle in what it's trying to say. <Coco lost her parents! So she's like, le scared of death! So, she'd like thing that live forever and she'd like, wanna live forever!
Change her animal to something more realistic, as with all of the animals in South Africa, I doubt a child would pick something as ugly as a jellyfish. Change what she wants to be to something like a nurse or a vet, which shows she's always liked helping people (which is realistic!!!)
It's really, really on the nose.
Overall with this one: Very on the nose, and doesn't feel like a child wrote this.
<Redditspace
Maya:
>My Hobbies: Using the computer
I highly doubt she would've gotten a computer this young with a mother like Soei.
>My Sports: None
Again, I highly doubt that Maya wouldn't play sports with a mother like Soei.
>I'm not that good at: Paying attention
I doubt that any child would have any concept of "paying attention" or even know that they're bad at it. There are far more things that she could be bad at, but NOPE. Gotta go with the on the nose
<She was always bad at paying attention, which was like, le foreshadowing for le ADHD!
>I really don't like: School
This is really boring. There could've been so many interesting things here that she doesn't like that could've revealed more about her character, but Massa just decided to state the obvious.
>Vacation: Home
Bullshit. Just Bullshit. What child have you ever met that didn't like going on vacation? What child hasn't loved going to an amusement park? An Aquarium? A Zoo?
>My biggest wish: Not having to go to school anymore
I'm positive there are other things she wants more, like her cat.
>What I want to be: I dunno
Genuine, unfiltered, unimaginable bullshit. You cannot excuse something as stupid as this. Have you ever met an 8 year old that didn't want to be an Astronaut? A Racecar Driver? An F1 Driver? A Firefighter? Football Player? Superhero? It is so on the nose with
<Le Maya was never le happy!
Which is bullshit and boring. If Maya used to be happy and full of optimism and whimsy, it makes it far more interesting, and tragic, when she becomes bitter and cynical. Loss of innocence is really upsetting, but I can't feel bad for someone who was apparently never innocent (which is stupid)
Overall: This was trying way too hard to build sympathy for Maya, and it all falls apart when you think about it beyond a surface level. It feels like the expository crashout: It feels deep and insightful, but it's unrealistic, unimpactful, and incredibly shallow. I said it once and I'll say it again: Having Maya lose her innocence and whimsy is far more tragic and saddening than her never having them in the first place
<Redditspace
Mymy:
This will probably start some leakage, but I really don't like Mymy. She doesn't belong in a show as grounded as Ongezellig. She feels like she was taken from another show, and feels more like a gag-machine than an actual character. Massa literally said that she left for the Netherlands when she was 6 by sneaking out of Japan, and that she went there because she "Thought it was better." To me, this shows that Massa threw her in last second without much thought, and made her backstory that because he thought it was "funny" instead of actually trying to come up with an interesting explanation as to how she ended up in the Netherlands like Coco did. She should've honestly been cut from the show (or been relegated to a background character) and had Maya and Coco's relationship be center stage. But NOPE! Can't cut that because it's too funny, am I right? No need to worry that a wacky and zaney character will undercut my original intentions!
Anyway with my second sperg out of the way, it pisses me off that this is the only one that makes sense. It feels like someone who understands nothing about the world wrote it (LIKE A CHILD!!! *GASP* CRAZY!!!!!)
<Redditspace
overall, these friendbooks (and Maya's Sweet 16 in general) are trying way too hard to build sympathy and intrigue, but did in such an on the nose way, it makes the characters feel fake. It doesn't feel like I am reading the friend book of a real child with real thoughts, feelings, and desires. It feels like I'm reading from the script of Amazing Digital Circus with how unsubtle everything is.
<Redditspace
Little rant about Maya's Sweet 16:
This was such a wasted opportunity of a comic. The dream sequence is yet another example of Massa trying to build sympathy without taking the effort to build it naturally. Her dream sequence is practically grabbing you by the neck and screaming in your face YOU MUST FEEL BAD FOR HER! THIS IS SAD! SHE'S CRYING, SEE? DON'T YOU FEEL BAD?! It also jumps into it WAAAAY too quickly, and this is a consequence of the comic being too short.
Her vomiting to avoid celebrating her birthday and going to school also feels like a lazy excuse for Massa to not have to write anything "uncomfortable" that would've actually built sympathy. We could've seen how her self hatred results in her being overwhelmed with shame when show even a shred of gratitude from her sisters. We could've how she freezes up and doesn't know what to do when she's the center of attention. We could see how she's utterly incapable of functioning in a social setting, constantly on the verge of a panic attack if she has to so much as speak to anyone. We could see how she's shaky and anxious throughout the whole day, worried people are judging her for the slightest thing. All these thing stacking on top of each other and building tension, making the reader wonder if she's gonna be able to get through the day without having a meltdown.
But no, instead we just got her throwing up and never getting to see any of that.
What a waste of potential.
<Redditspace
TL;DR Massa is pretty bad at writing
R: 6 / I: 0
archiving artwork
Do you guys save every single new piece of ongezellig artwork you see on the internet that isn't coal on any site to eventually upload it on the booru or nah. "isn't coal" is your interpretation
R: 289 / I: 79 (sticky)
Submit suggestions, bug reports, and feedback here
Server IP: ongezellig.aternos.me
Port:22056
Version: Latest recommended (ViaBack enabled — older versions also supported)
If you wanna turn on the server make an account on https://aternos.org/ and give me your name you'll then be able to turn on the server when on the site
Features:
Anti-Cheat (report if any plus jannies give me your 'craft name for OP)
player login system
Bedrock and Java crossplay support
console support (Xbox, PlayStation, Switch via Bedrock) (try joining on a ps3/360)
Android support (Bedrock mobile players)
piracy support (cracked account login)
random teleport spawn command
custom GUI menus
death chest on player death (for less lag and lag removal protection)
mob and player head drops
basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa
manage Bedrock player skins
fixes recipe issues for Bedrock
image display in item frames
inventory rollback after death or crash
set home teleport points
mine and place spawners with Silk Touch
teleport request system
change skins server-side
chop trees in one swing
/ride command to mount entities
anti-xray protection (automatic)
browser proximity chat
Pirate PC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiZutjS-u8E
Pirate Android: https://mcpedl.org/downloading/ (pick the latest non beta APK)
Console Tutorial: https://bedrocktogether.net/
/craft/
Official Thread for NuCraftSubmit suggestions, bug reports, and feedback here
Server IP: ongezellig.aternos.me
Port:22056
Version: Latest recommended (ViaBack enabled — older versions also supported)
If you wanna turn on the server make an account on https://aternos.org/ and give me your name you'll then be able to turn on the server when on the site
Features:
Anti-Cheat (report if any plus jannies give me your 'craft name for OP)
player login system
Bedrock and Java crossplay support
console support (Xbox, PlayStation, Switch via Bedrock) (try joining on a ps3/360)
Android support (Bedrock mobile players)
piracy support (cracked account login)
random teleport spawn command
custom GUI menus
death chest on player death (for less lag and lag removal protection)
mob and player head drops
basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa
manage Bedrock player skins
fixes recipe issues for Bedrock
image display in item frames
inventory rollback after death or crash
set home teleport points
mine and place spawners with Silk Touch
teleport request system
change skins server-side
chop trees in one swing
/ride command to mount entities
anti-xray protection (automatic)
browser proximity chat
Pirate PC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiZutjS-u8E
Pirate Android: https://mcpedl.org/downloading/ (pick the latest non beta APK)
Console Tutorial: https://bedrocktogether.net/
R: 20 / I: 1
>mfw my A10, Blonde, Evrocentric Agarthan master is out there working my own race to death knowing he'll come home and spoil me with xis BWC
>mfw my A10, Blonde, Evrocentric Agarthan master is out there working my own race to death knowing he'll come home and spoil me with xis BWC
R: 1390 / I: 698
Shitpost thread or smth
Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
R: 19 / I: 3
I feel like making an animated 'zellig short right now give me some ideas on what to make
I feel like making an animated 'zellig short right now give me some ideas on what to make
R: 12 / I: 2
the constant use of single word sentences instead of commas, example being "My bass. Mine. This a mistake. I picked it up. Plugged it in. Turned on the amp. And then… nothing. I had no idea what I was doing. I tried pressing a string. Plucked it. It made a sound. A bad sound. I tried again. Still bad." no human would ever write like this. ai writes like this because it wants to leave ZERO ambiguity. (another example in the story: "So, I guess there is a different Coco. Somewhere. Hidden. Waiting.") its not even trying to hide it
https://www.wattpad.com/1620695220-maya%27s-friendship-part-1-maya%27s-friend%0D-part-1
AI Slop
found an ai generated slop fanfic that people are eating up because they're too stupid to see that an AI wrote itthe constant use of single word sentences instead of commas, example being "My bass. Mine. This a mistake. I picked it up. Plugged it in. Turned on the amp. And then… nothing. I had no idea what I was doing. I tried pressing a string. Plucked it. It made a sound. A bad sound. I tried again. Still bad." no human would ever write like this. ai writes like this because it wants to leave ZERO ambiguity. (another example in the story: "So, I guess there is a different Coco. Somewhere. Hidden. Waiting.") its not even trying to hide it
https://www.wattpad.com/1620695220-maya%27s-friendship-part-1-maya%27s-friend%0D-part-1
R: 31 / I: 9
Pride month 'zellig
We're so valid xisters!
R: 220 / I: 54
Happy birthday Maya…
I'm full of love.
Maya Email List
Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8CHappy birthday Maya…
I'm full of love.
R: 59 / I: 12
<leddit 'ace
Here's from my preface for it:
>This work—novelette, fanfic, chamber-piece, literary adaptation of an online web series—whatever it is of zoiets. It doesn’t fit in any of them because that’s the spirit of what I’m adapting from.
I had two premises in mind when it came to an Ongezellig adaptation:
1. What if the Bottle Smack in the Pilot had consequences?
2. How do I make a story out of it?
<'igle 'ogle 'ace
Let me know if you have questions about what it is. I will answer them honestly without spoling much o algugu
A novelette I've been working on
Hoi, Zaryans, it's me, Zaryan! I'd like to tell you guys I've been working in my free time from college on an Ongezellig adaptation, NOT a fiktie, and I will publish it here once I make some final proofreading, a promotional artwork, and it's cover. It's totally OC, I've been working on it nonstop, and it's been driving me insane ofzo<leddit 'ace
Here's from my preface for it:
>This work—novelette, fanfic, chamber-piece, literary adaptation of an online web series—whatever it is of zoiets. It doesn’t fit in any of them because that’s the spirit of what I’m adapting from.
I had two premises in mind when it came to an Ongezellig adaptation:
1. What if the Bottle Smack in the Pilot had consequences?
2. How do I make a story out of it?
<'igle 'ogle 'ace
Let me know if you have questions about what it is. I will answer them honestly without spoling much o algugu
R: 12 / I: 6
OnionDweller did Ongezellig better imo
Personally I far prefer OnionDweller's Ongezillig more than Studio Massas.
R: 284 / I: 101
my niggerlicious fancomic
howdy fellers, here's another zellig comic that'll probably end up as DNB fan project #1488. enjoy this troonslop carbon copy of sprunki for the next couple of days
R: 26 / I: 7
lemon
lemon
R: 80 / I: 17
Zaryans, I've been connecting the dots since I was a kid. It was this analyzing mindset combined with the Love of the Father and the direction Holy Spirit that led me to Christ. It has come to a point where I can not ignore the signs anymore. I have started to receive visions about this aswell. Nearing the end of this Lent I've decided to finally put my thoughts out there. I have prepared this infographic to explain what I'm trying to say. I've stopped using imageboards and internet as a whole a long time ago and I genuinely do not use any other site than soyzellig, I made this infographic to share with you zaryans because I genuinely love you from the heart as my brothers in Christ. I tried to keep it as short as I can. Please take a moment to read it. If God has put in your that this is important, please share it with whomever you think can understand it. This is also a call to faith and a testimony to the truth of the Gospel. Time itself testifies to the truth of the Gospel.
Lord have mercy on us.
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on us, sinners.
Blessed is He who cometh in the Name of the Lord.
My humble warning
Admin, whoever you are, please do not move this thread away from this board. It is important for this to be here so more people see it.Zaryans, I've been connecting the dots since I was a kid. It was this analyzing mindset combined with the Love of the Father and the direction Holy Spirit that led me to Christ. It has come to a point where I can not ignore the signs anymore. I have started to receive visions about this aswell. Nearing the end of this Lent I've decided to finally put my thoughts out there. I have prepared this infographic to explain what I'm trying to say. I've stopped using imageboards and internet as a whole a long time ago and I genuinely do not use any other site than soyzellig, I made this infographic to share with you zaryans because I genuinely love you from the heart as my brothers in Christ. I tried to keep it as short as I can. Please take a moment to read it. If God has put in your that this is important, please share it with whomever you think can understand it. This is also a call to faith and a testimony to the truth of the Gospel. Time itself testifies to the truth of the Gospel.
Lord have mercy on us.
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on us, sinners.
Blessed is He who cometh in the Name of the Lord.
R: 17 / I: 4
Considering how in the 13 years since his previous concert there that ongezellig released, would it be Jimmy if we hijacked the concert with some selling gemmies.
www.yenetherlands.com hijack
A few hours ago, Kanye West/Ye announced a concert I. The Neatherlands On June 6 of this year after his concert in Mexico.Considering how in the 13 years since his previous concert there that ongezellig released, would it be Jimmy if we hijacked the concert with some selling gemmies.
R: 34 / I: 7
Pain
I suck at drawing, please go easy on me
R: 9 / I: 2
Essentially, some guys bought a street in SF, all the top 1,280 images will be painted in the alleyway. Our purpose is to gem it up
OPERATION: GEMMY ROAD
Hello Zaryans, I found this website called paintastreet.comEssentially, some guys bought a street in SF, all the top 1,280 images will be painted in the alleyway. Our purpose is to gem it up
R: 325 / I: 77
-1610_-992
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1610,-992,-3
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Zoalie Coordinates-1610_-992
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1610,-992,-3
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R: 495 / I: 134
We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
The Third Booru is up!
Go post your post your gems of zoiets
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If you have any suggestions, complaints, or technical issues, you can post them in this thread or send me an email at zaltongezellig@proton.me
Zellig Booru
https://ongezelligbooru.com/We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
The Third Booru is up!
Go post your post your gems of zoiets
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If you have any suggestions, complaints, or technical issues, you can post them in this thread or send me an email at zaltongezellig@proton.me
R: 145 / I: 22
I love you Maya… you will always be my shiny little gem… I wish i could just give you a hug and show you just how much i love you, how much i care for you, how much i think about you. my love for you truly goes as far as it goes. you're my star, my perfect silence Maya…..
I love you Maya… you will always be my shiny little gem… I wish i could just give you a hug and show you just how much i love you, how much i care for you, how much i think about you. my love for you truly goes as far as it goes. you're my star, my perfect silence Maya…..
R: 1697 / I: 704
agugu
agugu
R: 6 / I: 1
where can i find good AI voice models
where can i find good AI voice models
R: 93 / I: 32
https://ongezelligbooru.com/post/list/artist%3Adjpoonslayer/1
i find it funny that a lot of you posted this nigger's images on here and still probably do
9 times out of 10 you faggots are completely blind to xitter and cord niggery until it's too late
fuck agugu fuck bruhmeister993 and his friends fuck discord fuck xitter and fuck you all
no arrow because i look like this and say this
https://ongezelligbooru.com/post/list/artist%3Adjpoonslayer/1
i find it funny that a lot of you posted this nigger's images on here and still probably do
9 times out of 10 you faggots are completely blind to xitter and cord niggery until it's too late
fuck agugu fuck bruhmeister993 and his friends fuck discord fuck xitter and fuck you all
no arrow because i look like this and say this
R: 40 / I: 18
nu 'dweller
every single frame will be used by 100 different annoying tiktokfags btw
nu 'dweller
every single frame will be used by 100 different annoying tiktokfags btw
R: 67 / I: 28
'Zellig bricks break
Low effort pixel art created only to be destroyed
R: 9 / I: 5
music thread
Send any music related to 'zellig, covers or originals or ai, I also want to see older stuff
R: 424 / I: 219
>but le datamining
Don't post or use mobile data while lurking
/sharty/ art thread
Looks like people are picking up 'zellig again and making art about it, so just post any 'lig related art from the 'party if you happen to stumble upon it>but le datamining
Don't post or use mobile data while lurking
R: 7 / I: 1
Nu gem
Nu gem
R: 22 / I: 12
New gigaposts dropped
New gigaposts dropped
R: 151 / I: 54
You can suggest drawing ideas if you want.
my art thread
Hey guys, I'll be posting my ongezellig art here now instead of in the art general.You can suggest drawing ideas if you want.
R: 19 / I: 9
So how did Mymy get from Nagasaki, Japan to 's-Hertogenbosch, North Brabant?
How did Mymy get to the netherlands?
how did Mymy get from her home city of Nagasaki, Japan to 's-Hertogenbosch, North Brabant (and wherever she ends up from there in North Brabant) like did she leave of day, went to the airport, bought a ticket, flown to the netherland, or did she travel across Japan, sail across water, cross Siberia, then trained to the netherlands? like how did she end up in the netherland by international adoption? it does happen but it is super rare.So how did Mymy get from Nagasaki, Japan to 's-Hertogenbosch, North Brabant?
R: 5 / I: 0
Aangezien Soyjak.Party erom bekendstaat af en toe een Minecraft-server te hosten, waarom doen wij niet hetzelfde?
Aangezien Soyjak.Party erom bekendstaat af en toe een Minecraft-server te hosten, waarom doen wij niet hetzelfde?
R: 2 / I: 1
fuck this shit website
fuck this shit website
R: 8 / I: 2
Operation Zigle Zogle
since they allow real NAS on 'ru now let's just upload everything we have
R: 66 / I: 15
edit
Totally normal outdoor scene.
R: 13 / I: 3
Happy Easter to all Zaryans
As usual the Dutch are the odd ones out and actually call the Easter Bunny, "Paashaas" or an Easter Hare. They also don't celebrate with a big lunch with the family but with some sort of big breakfast and they have their own little games like Eiertikken, where you try to break and crack the eggshell of your adversary without cracking yours
>t. was told how Easter was celebrated when I went there for an exchange
Happy Easter to all Zaryans
As usual the Dutch are the odd ones out and actually call the Easter Bunny, "Paashaas" or an Easter Hare. They also don't celebrate with a big lunch with the family but with some sort of big breakfast and they have their own little games like Eiertikken, where you try to break and crack the eggshell of your adversary without cracking yours
>t. was told how Easter was celebrated when I went there for an exchange
R: 26 / I: 7
Hey guys I'm making an 'zellig mod for TABS mobile (SNCA game) and looking for suggestions. Im going to make every character but I don't know what weapons and abilities to give em! For example Maya and Coco only have kicks and punches at the moment.
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I'll have to DM a TABS mod to get it uploaded to the workshop BUT only if enough people care.
Hey guys I'm making an 'zellig mod for TABS mobile (SNCA game) and looking for suggestions. Im going to make every character but I don't know what weapons and abilities to give em! For example Maya and Coco only have kicks and punches at the moment.
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I'll have to DM a TABS mod to get it uploaded to the workshop BUT only if enough people care.
R: 46 / I: 15
Idea
We make anti-Palestine Yana gems and spread them around so that this coal gets disassociated from yuritroons
Idea
We make anti-Palestine Yana gems and spread them around so that this coal gets disassociated from yuritroons
R: 1443 / I: 613
/art/ - general
Here is a thread, dedicated to the craftsmenship of art. Post your drawings here and share techniques/books/tips that you think may be useful.
R: 10 / I: 2 (sticky)
does anybaldi like me drawing
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does anybaldi like me drawing
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R: 9 / I: 1
why did so many people see this xitter tweet like holy we're gonna get a new wave of normalfags
why did so many people see this xitter tweet like holy we're gonna get a new wave of normalfags
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Theme for October 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND MUSIC >>109864
Theme for November 2025 - ONGEZELLIG MOVIE SCENES >>114166
Theme for December 2025 - ONGEZELLIG THROUGH HISTORY >>117001
Theme for January 2026 - ONGEZELLIG PROPAGANDA >>119859
Theme for February 2026 - ONGEZELLIG MAGIC >>123605
Theme for March 2026 - ONGEZELLIG AT WORK>>126300
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I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
Monthly Themed Zellig Art
Theme for September 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND CHURCH >>105498Theme for October 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND MUSIC >>109864
Theme for November 2025 - ONGEZELLIG MOVIE SCENES >>114166
Theme for December 2025 - ONGEZELLIG THROUGH HISTORY >>117001
Theme for January 2026 - ONGEZELLIG PROPAGANDA >>119859
Theme for February 2026 - ONGEZELLIG MAGIC >>123605
Theme for March 2026 - ONGEZELLIG AT WORK>>126300
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I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
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How does Mymy's hair even work?
How does Mymy's hair even work?
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Chuddies are usin 3rd world slave labor to make soy culture plushies and you're blackpilling?
Chuddies are usin 3rd world slave labor to make soy culture plushies and you're blackpilling?
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So yeah I just ran into this little drawing by a man who puts zellig in his video thumbnails and is probably a larping normie
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The thing I intended to say is that you had fucking lost the whole concept of the joke, wat de foek does zellig mean out of context? Huh? This shit makes no sense nigger, there's no pun or playword
/ytb/ thread
ITT we discuss and post whatever related to youtube<
So yeah I just ran into this little drawing by a man who puts zellig in his video thumbnails and is probably a larping normie
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The thing I intended to say is that you had fucking lost the whole concept of the joke, wat de foek does zellig mean out of context? Huh? This shit makes no sense nigger, there's no pun or playword
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THE COCOPIER IS REAL!
THE COCOPIER IS REAL!
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/mymy/
Post about Mymy
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ITT we'll post random xitteralds we've found.
ITT we'll post random xitteralds we've found.
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>Frikandel met mayonaise
<Frikandel zonder mayonaise
>Frikandel met mayonaise
<Frikandel zonder mayonaise
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Ongezellig will never be a zem!
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April 1st! Got you!
Ongezellig will never be a zem!
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April 1st! Got you!
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Does anyone have this video? Also, is this a sisa or a troon?
Does anyone have this video? Also, is this a sisa or a troon?
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Brazilian mentions a heckin' "nazi community" when talking about 'zellig though he managed the get the ONE video which has a foodist element in it at 22:00 and onwards
Brazilian mentions a heckin' "nazi community" when talking about 'zellig though he managed the get the ONE video which has a foodist element in it at 22:00 and onwards
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/maya/
Post mayas
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Koos ##
Today I officially rename this into The Frog Pond, everything but frogs will be banned, weabs' guts will be scattered all over the floor.
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Yfke appreciation thread
Tall and frisian
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Mymy Oekaki Doodle
Mymy Oekaki Doodle
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What the actual fuck
Guys i dont even know what to say about this but i beleive i actually had a case of sun down sydrome or a night terror last night. I couldn't fucking sleep at all i was just lying there scared for no reason and for some reason, ongezellig kept popping into my head, im not sure what it was about it, but for some reason everytime I thought of ongezellig i would get really fucking angry. Like i lost complete control of myself and i was just having a angry feral panic attack or something. I got zero sleep. Can anyone relate
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Any info what happened to the Soysphere? Wiki booru shitty all went down this is the biggest splinter so maybe somebaldi know apperently QUOTE also lurks here so answer
Any info what happened to the Soysphere? Wiki booru shitty all went down this is the biggest splinter so maybe somebaldi know apperently QUOTE also lurks here so answer
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geg the whole soysphere is down except for WHO?!
zarty WQN
shartyNIGGERS LQST
geg the whole soysphere is down except for WHO?!
zarty WQN
shartyNIGGERS LQST
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What will you do for april fools day?
I will worship the goddess of the netherlands and cultivate maximum foolery.
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cleo
post your cleos here
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Waking up next to Vera
Zaryans what are you doing if you woke up next to Vera.
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Post AI zelliged 'zarty-saving audio, image and video gemeralds and also teach me how to do them too since I'm a selfish little fuck and I can't learn elsewhere
AI
/AI/ general threadPost AI zelliged 'zarty-saving audio, image and video gemeralds and also teach me how to do them too since I'm a selfish little fuck and I can't learn elsewhere
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/coco/ general
Post Coco images
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https://www.roblox.com/it/games/14989166950/Ongezellig-Rogezellig
Nu heckin 'bloxxerald made by an unbothered zaryan which rebuilds the locations seen in the deels
This is NOT done by the minnycuck
https://www.roblox.com/it/games/14989166950/Ongezellig-Rogezellig
Nu heckin 'bloxxerald made by an unbothered zaryan which rebuilds the locations seen in the deels
This is NOT done by the minnycuck
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We should make a copy of the 'cord document but make it look the exact same and change random informations and then spread it around so the retarded faggot LARPers will eat it up and the soyboys will sneed at it, like changing to Mymy isn't a nazi to she is or "Coco's parents were killed by niggers", it would have to be written in Dutch too
We should make a copy of the 'cord document but make it look the exact same and change random informations and then spread it around so the retarded faggot LARPers will eat it up and the soyboys will sneed at it, like changing to Mymy isn't a nazi to she is or "Coco's parents were killed by niggers", it would have to be written in Dutch too
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>tfw you spread your culture everywhere and can finally rest
>tfw you spread your culture everywhere and can finally rest
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New 'toss
New 'toss
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Caught a Nigger Jockey in mine craft today
Caught a Nigger Jockey in mine craft today
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Chapter 8 of 10 Dutch Days is out. Predditors are eating it up even though it fucking sucks
Chapter 8 of 10 Dutch Days is out. Predditors are eating it up even though it fucking sucks
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We did this, it played while I was having dinner
We did this, it played while I was having dinner
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Who do you think the first Zaryan was? And I don't mean on da kway, I mean on the islamic slum known as /co/, while personally it was fun to believe that there were Zaryans like us all the way in 2018 and with subsequent, recorded, instances of 'zellig appearing on the kway only after a couple of years, it is more probable that these were some sort of ancestors to the average chuddy zaryan. Considering /co/ has always been one of the more prominent libtarded blue boards it is also safe to assume the conditions for the jump to /qa/ were met when /pol/ got to it just around 2020, thus prompting like-minded chuds to begin our slow dominion over this dutch cartoon
Who do you think the first Zaryan was? And I don't mean on da kway, I mean on the islamic slum known as /co/, while personally it was fun to believe that there were Zaryans like us all the way in 2018 and with subsequent, recorded, instances of 'zellig appearing on the kway only after a couple of years, it is more probable that these were some sort of ancestors to the average chuddy zaryan. Considering /co/ has always been one of the more prominent libtarded blue boards it is also safe to assume the conditions for the jump to /qa/ were met when /pol/ got to it just around 2020, thus prompting like-minded chuds to begin our slow dominion over this dutch cartoon
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More zellig cosplay
Ngl I prefer the Indonesian one more
More zellig cosplay
Ngl I prefer the Indonesian one more
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>vera productions
>vera productions
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Does Massa have ADHD ximself? How did he portray it so accurately?
Does Massa have ADHD ximself? How did he portray it so accurately?
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The main pedofags have gone into hiding with rumors that djp acked
I had been gathering info, catfishing and getting spies in there since november so it’s nice to know they won’t come back so easily
While i’m waiting on screenies for a few extra fuckers i’m exposing it might be a while.
On a side note, continue to support Lidly through this tough time
Total Zaryan Victory, hope i’m making doxeralds with you retards again soon
Your King of SNCA - Crowley
til next time
Hi zaryans, here to say thanks for helping me on my campaign against zelligzone and its pedo cabal.The main pedofags have gone into hiding with rumors that djp acked
I had been gathering info, catfishing and getting spies in there since november so it’s nice to know they won’t come back so easily
While i’m waiting on screenies for a few extra fuckers i’m exposing it might be a while.
On a side note, continue to support Lidly through this tough time
Total Zaryan Victory, hope i’m making doxeralds with you retards again soon
Your King of SNCA - Crowley
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What do you guys think of the increasing number of attackers using ongezellig imagery? For example, Gabriel Mutti, Hernán Cristobál Meneses, and Desmond Holly?
What do you guys think of the increasing number of attackers using ongezellig imagery? For example, Gabriel Mutti, Hernán Cristobál Meneses, and Desmond Holly?
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Part 2 of the lidly comic
Zaryans, it's time for another 2-3 months of pvre vnfiltered avtism because Part 2 is being worked on
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How do I make a tulpa of Mymy? I wanna enact total Mymy care and affection or somethong among those lines
How do I make a tulpa of Mymy? I wanna enact total Mymy care and affection or somethong among those lines
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Pretty bored today ask me what I should draw and I'll do it
Pretty bored today ask me what I should draw and I'll do it
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>Lidly space
I had a lot of fun messing around with you guys indirectly by putting references to the Zarty in my first comic. Despite the fact that people tried to steer me away from this place, I don't regret trying to find the good in (almost) every place. It was something I had never experienced before and it will definitely remain a core memory.
>Lidly space
Thank (You) for everything, Zaryan. Take care!
Goodbye Zarty
Hi Zaryans. Lidly here, namedropping for the last time with a SNCA post (+ a Mymy drawing so that it's not NAZ). Since I will stop creating content for Ongezellig for the time being, that probably also marks the end of my involvement with this place, at least for now. It didn't feel right to leave without also formally saying goodbye to this controversial space that undeniably also played a big role in my past projects. Despite the fact that I don't see eye to eye with probably the majority of people on here and the general culture of this board, I don't regret my (indirect) involvement with it. Ignoring the ancient rape threats, marriage proposals and the fact one of my crashouts was made into a copypasta, I am grateful for the support and feedback (You) all have given me. I am grateful for the few people from here that first reached out to me on Twitter and helped me understand more about the innerworkings of this place and taught me that things aren't as black & white as they're often made out to be. I don't think (most of you, at least, those who belong here and don't LARP to make you guys look like a bunch of goonbrained pedos) are bad people, even if I do disagree with a lot of things you do. That is fine. I know you guys care about keeping the community safe from pedos and creeps and oddly enough it made me feel safe to see how much you guys hated the people that generated NSFW AI images of me and others.>Lidly space
I had a lot of fun messing around with you guys indirectly by putting references to the Zarty in my first comic. Despite the fact that people tried to steer me away from this place, I don't regret trying to find the good in (almost) every place. It was something I had never experienced before and it will definitely remain a core memory.
>Lidly space
Thank (You) for everything, Zaryan. Take care!
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new 'eel
new 'eel
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black-faced Coco
I need someone to draw Coco in blackface.
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Theory
'Zellig can only live in rulecucked spaces
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Please let me know if there's any dialog I completely fucked up and could make better translations at, I am entirely relying on DeepL to carry my 0 knowledge of Dutch for me.
Fonts:
>Comic Book (italics): https://www.fonts4free.net/comic-book-font.html
>Showcard Gothic: https://www.fontyukle.net/font/Showcard%2bGothic
Mayo & Curry English Translated
Originals can be found here: https://archive.org/details/stripster-archiefPlease let me know if there's any dialog I completely fucked up and could make better translations at, I am entirely relying on DeepL to carry my 0 knowledge of Dutch for me.
Fonts:
>Comic Book (italics): https://www.fonts4free.net/comic-book-font.html
>Showcard Gothic: https://www.fontyukle.net/font/Showcard%2bGothic
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Where's /co/ raid?
Where's /co/ raid?
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Can somebody tell me what the fuck has been happening with the fandom for the past couple days?
Can somebody tell me what the fuck has been happening with the fandom for the past couple days?
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Why do people think maya is a homosexual because she made a gay joke like, i make gay jokes with my friends sometimes and its funny. I saw someone comment something along the lines of
>maya is socially akward because shes secretly attracted to her sisters
on the 'tube
???.
my apollo cheese if this is on the wrong board im new
Why do people think maya is a homosexual because she made a gay joke like, i make gay jokes with my friends sometimes and its funny. I saw someone comment something along the lines of
>maya is socially akward because shes secretly attracted to her sisters
on the 'tube
???.
my apollo cheese if this is on the wrong board im new
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50% of suicides come from people that have visited the rule34 page of ongezellig.
50% of suicides come from people that have visited the rule34 page of ongezellig.
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>heckin example here
/edits/
A thread where you take images and 'zellig 'em up>heckin example here
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Good morning
Good morning
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<Maya space
In an uniform population (not divided into subpopulations), the kinship between a person and his child is 1/4. Choose a locus and a gene at that locus in yourself, there is 1/2 chance the child inherited this gene from you (as opposed to inheriting the allele from the other chromosome), and there is 1/2 chance you have picked that gene in your child (as opposed to picking a gene that it inherited from its mother.)
<BWC space
If we take subpopulations into account and if the mother is from the same subpopulation as the father, the kinship with the child jumps to \(1/4 + 3 F_{ST}/4\). The reasoning is as follows: with probability 1/2 you pick the allele it inherited from you, then with probability 1/2 is the same allele you've picked initially and with probability 1/2 it's the other allele that comes from you, which in turn is identical to the first allele with probability \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\). And with probability 1/2 you pick an allele coming from the mother, who is from the same subpopulation as you, so the probability of it being identical is also \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\). Finally, you have \(p_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4 (F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p)\). Kinship coefficient is equal to \(F_{xy} = (p_y - p)/ (1 - p)\) after transforming the first equation. Transforming \(p_{child}\) gives:
• \(p_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} + 3/4p - 3/4F_{ST}p\)
• \(p_{child} - p = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} - 1/4p - 3/4F_{ST}p\)
• \(p_{child} - p = (1 - p)(1/4 + 3/4F_{ST})\)
• \(1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} = (p_{child} - p)/(1-p)\)
The above means that \(F_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST}\). In case of a mixed child \(F_{mixed} = 1/4 - F_{ST}/4\) (I'm NOT rewriting the derivation.)
<mutt space
Now the question is: at what \(F_{ST}\) the mixed child will be as related to its father as an unrelated person from his own subpopulation, i.e., when \(F_{ST} = 1/4 - 1/4F_{ST}\). That's a simple equation, the result of which is \(0.20\), which means that if a person chooses a partner from a population that is more distant than \(0.20\), his child will be less related to him than for example an adopted child of his race.
Race mixing
Kinship coefficient \(F\) describes how more probable it is that a related person has the same gene as you when compared to an unrelated person. By definition \(p_y = F_{xy} + (1 - F_{xy})p\), where \(p_y\) - probabilty that the person y has a given gene, \(p\) - frequency of that gene in general population. Fixation index \(F_{ST}\) describes the same thing, but between subpopulations, so if you take a person from the same subpopulation as you, \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\) and if you take a person from a different subpopulation, \(p_{other} = - F_{ST} + (1 + F_{ST})p\) (at least in case of subpopulations of identical size, we are doing the simplest case here), which means that your kinship with a person from the same subpopulation is \(F_{ST}\) and with a person from from different subpopulation is \(-F_{ST}\).<Maya space
In an uniform population (not divided into subpopulations), the kinship between a person and his child is 1/4. Choose a locus and a gene at that locus in yourself, there is 1/2 chance the child inherited this gene from you (as opposed to inheriting the allele from the other chromosome), and there is 1/2 chance you have picked that gene in your child (as opposed to picking a gene that it inherited from its mother.)
<BWC space
If we take subpopulations into account and if the mother is from the same subpopulation as the father, the kinship with the child jumps to \(1/4 + 3 F_{ST}/4\). The reasoning is as follows: with probability 1/2 you pick the allele it inherited from you, then with probability 1/2 is the same allele you've picked initially and with probability 1/2 it's the other allele that comes from you, which in turn is identical to the first allele with probability \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\). And with probability 1/2 you pick an allele coming from the mother, who is from the same subpopulation as you, so the probability of it being identical is also \(p_{same} = F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p\). Finally, you have \(p_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4 (F_{ST} + (1 - F_{ST})p)\). Kinship coefficient is equal to \(F_{xy} = (p_y - p)/ (1 - p)\) after transforming the first equation. Transforming \(p_{child}\) gives:
• \(p_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} + 3/4p - 3/4F_{ST}p\)
• \(p_{child} - p = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} - 1/4p - 3/4F_{ST}p\)
• \(p_{child} - p = (1 - p)(1/4 + 3/4F_{ST})\)
• \(1/4 + 3/4F_{ST} = (p_{child} - p)/(1-p)\)
The above means that \(F_{child} = 1/4 + 3/4F_{ST}\). In case of a mixed child \(F_{mixed} = 1/4 - F_{ST}/4\) (I'm NOT rewriting the derivation.)
<mutt space
Now the question is: at what \(F_{ST}\) the mixed child will be as related to its father as an unrelated person from his own subpopulation, i.e., when \(F_{ST} = 1/4 - 1/4F_{ST}\). That's a simple equation, the result of which is \(0.20\), which means that if a person chooses a partner from a population that is more distant than \(0.20\), his child will be less related to him than for example an adopted child of his race.
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maya is
>insecure
>lonely
>lacking a purpose/identity
and the nazis (along with other groups) take advantage of that by giving these people everything they've wanted. They give them friends, a purpose, and an identity to be apart of. it's why its so hard to convince these people to leave, because leaving means losing all of that, and going back to their old pathetic lives.
also before any htsm's come in here saying
>but she an subhooman n shieet
hitler considered east asians (including indonesians, which Maya is and Massa changing it was just not necessary) as honorary aryan, so she probably would've been allowed to join the hitler youth
Maya would've probably been a Nazi
no i don't believe this because im a chud (evendoe i am geg), but i think Maya would be a nazi because it's people like Maya that the nazis (and other extremist groups) preyed on to fill their ranksmaya is
>insecure
>lonely
>lacking a purpose/identity
and the nazis (along with other groups) take advantage of that by giving these people everything they've wanted. They give them friends, a purpose, and an identity to be apart of. it's why its so hard to convince these people to leave, because leaving means losing all of that, and going back to their old pathetic lives.
also before any htsm's come in here saying
>but she an subhooman n shieet
hitler considered east asians (including indonesians, which Maya is and Massa changing it was just not necessary) as honorary aryan, so she probably would've been allowed to join the hitler youth
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mayo en curry
does anyone have a compilation or google doc of the (preferably translated) Mayo and Curry comics? from what i’ve seen, they’re pretty funny
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'zellig merch if it was good
'zellig merch if it was good
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SNCA
'toss
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i am going to create tboi versions of all ‘zellig characters plus extras, here are isaac versions of the main girls (evan doe i made a thread like two months ago)
i am going to create tboi versions of all ‘zellig characters plus extras, here are isaac versions of the main girls (evan doe i made a thread like two months ago)