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R: 6 / I: 1
<one year and two months on discontinued dutch goyslop animation website award
R: 1 / I: 0
I look like this currently. This is my ~3rd minute on this website. What should I know about this coal mine?
R: 8 / I: 1
ongezellig under control of white people:
>internet wars
>porn
>pedophiles
>anti ongezellig 'jaks
>many many more…

lets compare that to what 1 black people (kate) could do by herself alone
>creative OC
>funny twitter posts
>ongezellig cake

using ongezellig as an white supremacist tool was a mistake from start.
R: 16 / I: 4
>massatroonie
R: 302 / I: 407
Reposting zellig art from the Shemmy because someone is being a SLF and not sharing them here
R: 414 / I: 205
agugu
R: 47 / I: 10
trump or kamala?
R: 10 / I: 1
ROY did a halloween collab, thoughts?
R: 4 / I: 0
Making Maya in Space station 13
R: 47 / I: 15
RAID, 'APE, 'ILL, 'ZAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://x.com/RunningKaneLmao
https://x.com/RunningKaneLmao
https://x.com/RunningKaneLmao
https://x.com/RunningKaneLmao
https://x.com/RunningKaneLmao
R: 1 / I: 0
coffin of maya and mymy (with yuri elements)
R: 26 / I: 3
FACT OF THE DAY
Pph is so low because all zaryans are cooking something very special.
R: 13 / I: 4
It seems like its 'fic season with some new stories coming up, therefore us Zaryans have a lot of reading to do.
<space
A slowburn spinechilling story about how Coco got kicked off the Rugby team
https://files.catbox.moe/ktie74.txt
Project Zomboid inspired story
https://www.wattpad.com/1489684806-project-ongezoid-chapter-1-before-the-fallout-july
Mymy in the stroopwaffel dreams enacting total belgian death
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60201718/chapters/153623656
Some batshit insane wordsalad sodomite vantablackantimatterbrim that doesn't take itself seriously (nsfw)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59022655
R: 18 / I: 2

Cool Story

Hey guys I made a cool zellig fanfic on ao3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60201718/chapters/153623656

isn't it gemmy?
R: 223 / I: 111

'zellig /co/ moment thread

Post screenshots about /co/ coomerpost or something like that.
>inb4 Moved to >>>/qa/
R: 2 / I: 1

Soei

AKA Maya’s Mom
<
Post every image of her

Also can someone repost that road trip video I lost it
R: 307 / I: 125

/maya/

Post mayas
R: 18 / I: 4
The massive 44444 GET brap incoming
R: 196 / I: 104
Mymy is transracial and proud
R: 21 / I: 4

made a shitty imageboard

aguguland.online

agugus must be in every thread
R: 4 / I: 0
What happened to the zellig discord server
R: 72 / I: 32
le wholesome thread. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 65 / I: 16

Maya is the most huggable character of all time

maya is the most huggable character of all time. from the show we learn all about her and her troubles and listen to her thoughts and emphasize/relate for/to her, wanting to hug her is the best course of action. cuddling maya would make her feel safe and loved while feeling she found the person she truly loves. appearance wise it would really enchance the experience, her blushing all the time is a reminder to how warm she'd be in your arms and hearing the soft breathing breaking the silence would be comforting. her hair could use some work as running your fingers through them wouldnt be very easy but if you encourage her to shower it'd be nicer. overall maya itd be amazing to hug maya to make her feel wanted so this is why i hold a maya bodypillow every night and keep living with the goal of having a robot maya wife in the future
R: 22 / I: 6
I would accept.
R: 124 / I: 43
Yos-ACK is gem
R: 37 / I: 9
I found this video and i don't have any idea what's going on here.
Can you people explain it? I'll be appreciated it
https://youtu.be/wgNtDXjYDb0?si=DFVW_PdwOrMmvSht
R: 35 / I: 1
https://mega.nz/folder/vygmXS5I#d2uG2gtknenvrjb27KcbdQ
Apparently the folder containing the gasillustraties and other cool random stuff Massa made (along with the commissioned art) got completely cleared, does anyone else have a copy?
R: 27 / I: 6
olé olé olé
olé olé olé olá
R: 70 / I: 4
hello all, I decided to try editing a 'ki for the first time and added some wordswordswords to the kate page (because its in my recent memory enough). I enjoy typing in my free time so id like to contribute a lot more, but im unfamiliar with 'ki editing and formatting. any feedback is appreciated. also any zaryans with knowledge of 'chiving - help with saving links and gathering sources to add would be much appreciated. also, feel free to give suggestions on what other pages to add to (include images and source links if possible).
R: 15 / I: 3
Guys i was rewatching the pilot and…
>they removed her
I can't believe it! she's gone!
R: 19 / I: 2 (sticky)

New Zellig 'ru



post gems
also zoooooor topbar this
R: 11 / I: 4
Salutations
So I'm trying to draw mymy writing something but it's incredibly hard for some reason do you have any images of her drawing/writing I could use?
R: 5 / I: 1
Last week I discovered and started watching Azumanga Daioh and now I'm rapidly losing interest in 'zellig.
R: 479 / I: 265

Shitpost thread or smth

Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
R: 43 / I: 11
>/co/ edit thread
>big tits
R: 12 / I: 2
>I don't use Patreon because it makes it easy to scam me and I don't like outsiders or however I gatekeep my chuddy audie-ACK!!
OHNONONONONONONONO ZELLIGCACAS, WHAT IS THIS????????
https://www.patreon.com/profile/creators?u=10638721
R: 35 / I: 17
oekaki thread
R: 155 / I: 61
OMGSISAAAAAAAA
R: 19 / I: 4
Maya
R: 84 / I: 24

We're all gonna make it

I lift for Mymy
R: 2 / I: 1
mymy is built for biwisi
R: 0 / I: 0
rust will win…
R: 6 / I: 0
https://youtu.be/RR69M2cYWA0?si=AI9d-cpk797cVJMZ low effort nigger tier coal
R: 26 / I: 3
I want to fuck vera
R: 277 / I: 145

Cursed zelligs

Post cursed 'zelligs
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/nvg/ - nonsensical video generator

i got a program that generates ytp margeralds
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2516360/Nonsensical_Video_Generator/
i will post more later
R: 26 / I: 5
Average Ongezellig anti
R: 23 / I: 9
>NO FUN ALLOWED ON SERIOUS DUTCH CARTOON WEBSITE!!!
R: 31 / I: 3
>Coco.
R: 82 / I: 21
funkgezellig
R: 46 / I: 5
https://youtu.be/M4hL3jAfYtI?feature=shared
new somethingburger dropped
R: 17 / I: 13
only TRUEcels are allowed in this thread
R: 11 / I: 2
A zigger faggot off-siter zelligger animated the Maya's Sweet 16 comic
https://youtu.be/ZQkN_i5W_X4?si
<embed doesn't work award
R: 45 / I: 34

AI

/AI/ general thread
Post AI zelliged 'zarty-saving audio, image and video gemeralds and also teach me how to do them too since I'm a selfish little fuck and I can't learn elsewhere
R: 55 / I: 12
DOCTOS
R: 11 / I: 1

Kate

Hi It's totally kate. Not a fake.
R: 35 / I: 7 (sticky)

Ongezellig Reanimated Collab - Deel 6

Great job everyone!
Original thread: >>>/oc/2
SPVA Upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O6K39Juiw4
ZPVA Upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rvs403xJYs
<ZARTY SPACE
May release a downloadable folder soon containing all individual scenes, including all WIPs.
R: 3 / I: 2
Gem up this video's comments
R: 112 / I: 25
my favorite scene was when she said this:
>Well, here I am again. I tried my hardest, but in the end I guess I'm just… Ongezellig.
R: 5 / I: 0
I SAW THE MYMY BLENDER COMIC AGAIN
>
R: 2 / I: 0
Posting a high-effortald edit
R: 14 / I: 1
hello guys, Studio Massa here, I just discovered this cool website, I'm currently working on deel 7, AMA.
R: 7 / I: 0
which male classmate should i draw
R: 3 / I: 2
Zarty is so back, hundreds of posts a day while shartycucks are killing their own imageboard. Is it just getting started?
R: 8 / I: 2
Hoi Meowya!
R: 106 / I: 39

zwabag

finally it's june, let's make this a Zelligful summer zaryans. i'm planning to make some ongezellig art for soyzellig this summer, so i am open for 'zellig art requests in this thread
keep on 'zelling
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The "OMGSISA" effect.

Several studies indicate that men tend to overlook certain personality flaws or behaviors when they are strongly attracted to a woman’s physical appearance. Research by Buss and Schmitt (1993) suggests that men are more likely to compromise on psychological compatibility when the partner possesses traits like beauty, which have been traditionally linked to evolutionary advantages.

In many cases, when an attractive woman exhibits dysfunctional behavior, it can become fetishized or romanticized. Behaviors that might otherwise be considered negative or repulsive are reframed through a sexual lens, particularly when the woman is conventionally beautiful. For example, behaviors such as poor hygiene, emotional instability, or excessive impulsivity can be interpreted as "quirky" or "seductive" when paired with physical attractiveness.

The "Maya's stinky armpits" guy is an example of this.

Almost as if beauty justifies emotional instability or dysfunctional behavior. For some men (including my transbian ass), pursuing relationships with highly attractive but emotionally unstable women is seen as socially acceptable or even desirable.

So I'm stuck wondering: would you guys love Maya as you do if she wasn't pretty? Because I've seen antisocial and reclusive women in real life and they have not been good-looking, but if they had been, I personally would have overlooked their mental problems to a great extent. As a matter of fact I've done it before with attractive ones.

Some psychological theories suggest that men may be drawn to dysfunctional women because of a “rescue fantasy.” In this dynamic, men perceive themselves as capable of "fixing" or "saving" women from their dysfunctional behaviors or emotional struggles.

This is where the "I can save her" shit comes from, but that is tangential to the point.

There may also be the possibility that you don't think of Maya as dysfunctional, in which case I would ask you: if she was ugly would you date her or be accepting of her behavior? Do you yourself live a neet/antisocial life? Not judging, I've been a lonely nusoioompaloompa for most of my life.

¿Would you choose a cute/pleasant girl without a career or any future prospects over an ugly well-established one?

I want to spice up the 'og, tell me your thoughts.
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does the zarty have its own nulees?
R: 36 / I: 9
would you guys
R: 72 / I: 3

Ongezellig Visual Novel

I've been working on an Ongezellig VN for the past week in my spare time. Here's a frame from a couple days ago (this image is not final). I still have to make music and shit, too, which I dont even really know how to begin with. Is it even worth it?
R: 9 / I: 0
if ongezellig so good, where's ongezellig 2?
R: 1 / I: 1
is the sharty lagging out for anyone else?
R: 32 / I: 9
>>43802
>even more pointless spam
R: 6 / I: 2
coco or lamassu who wins
R: 3 / I: 0
ymym on the gol'
R: 4 / I: 0
>pph
R: 1 / I: 0
gender-affirming zootbob ziglepants
R: 11 / I: 5
do you guys like my 'zellig flavored poopson?
R: 81 / I: 16
new somethingburger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN4erVQ8Ghc
R: 14 / I: 6
need to know who drew this, give any info you got
R: 6 / I: 1
Let's be real here almost everyone here uses or at least has a discord account. Zooty Zoot himself also has a 'cord account and so does almost everyone within the ongezellig community. 'Cord is 'zellig culture and you're not a trve zaryan if you don't use der 'cord or xitter.

It's failbait
R: 2 / I: 1
Coco, just Coco
R: 49 / I: 19

The Zaryan Parable

This is the story of a 'teen named Zaryan.
R: 10 / I: 0
Is there a 'ru in the zarty?
R: 6 / I: 1
let's colonize this cytube
https://cytu.be/r/CobsonTALKS
post zellig and agugu gems
R: 2 / I: 1
>>43319
>soilita is not allowed here because its pedophilic content or however dutch girls for my tbp
R: 32 / I: 3
mymy school shooting game on roblox o algo
this is my first prototype of this game and it's actually very laggy for now, i don't know if this will be released or sum but we will see how it goes
R: 6 / I: 0
Heil Mytler! ✋🏼
R: 25 / I: 2

'zellig WON

Oh. My. Fauci. Sooo guys….. heh…… well, I decided to finally watch 'zellig. Yup! Andddd it LITERALLY changed my freaking life. Like OMF. I literally relate to Maya so freaking hard. I think I'm in love with her. I might just have to force this foid I'm talking to to self insert as maya. Except as maya she'll be the dominant one like mymy and cuddle me like a good boy instead. Andddd yeaaaa. This kinda changed my life. I already changed my 'cord profile picture to maya, so beware chuds. I seriously thought that I'd self insert as mymy because im such a freaking chud, but no… instead… heh…… im literally the unsociable porn addict like maya……….. fauci she makes me feel so cute….. i might just start taking 'strogen to be more feminine.. oh my fauci guys. i just can't stress it enough. 'zellig saved my life. i thought i was too chudded to care. but im not. i care. i care about ongezellig and im gonna beg the creator to make a new one. 'zellig saved my life.

'zellig WON.
R: 3 / I: 0
>visit aguguland image board
>Greeted with 'p agugu crap
R: 1 / I: 0
Happy Ongezellig day everyone.
R: 2 / I: 0

@tistic mourning thread

Post your beast 'WCs
>singing for BWC
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new 'rone
R: 11 / I: 0
Total Shitalian Death
R: 4 / I: 0
xhe learned the arts of bwc-fu
R: 1 / I: 0
new board for real truecel zaryans who have accepted the fact that dying alone is inevitable
>>>/r9k/
come get your blackpills and plan for the December 15th event
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I think the zarty is way better than the sharty, I feel like this small community of usual visitors is way better than the sharty's community (filled with troons/ xitter/jewtok immigrants and pedophiles) and I like how I can easily create a thread to talk without getting immediately spammed with the most brain dead shit imaginable
R: 2 / I: 1
>weegee infection or however the old youtube is larped
R: 2 / I: 0
Today is sunday, october 13, the 5-6 (choose the right one) anniversary of the events of Deel 1. How does this day feel like, Zaryans? And how will feel like the next day, the events of Deels 2-6 took place?
R: 4 / I: 0

???

???
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You guys did see that cropped agugu image post right?
R: 4 / I: 0
Zaryans, there is a thread on the sharty about hacking TV channels. I wonder if we can do something similar…
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/8808004.html#8809776
R: 6 / I: 2
Chuds I'm bored, you wanna raid this gooner shitstone thread that has brimmed edits of the girls? https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/145853010
R: 12 / I: 0
I think this cartoon deserves to be a niche and never become popular
R: 2 / I: 0
>it's real
https://aguguland.online/
R: 8 / I: 1
Vote Mymy for Prez 2024
R: 30 / I: 5
>Delete
>i don't care you built software for it, this is still a discord in anything but code
>Angeleno
R: 7 / I: 1

3D Zarty

Earlier today I found a prototype for a 3D Imageboard. Do you think the Zarty could work in this kind of format?
R: 10 / I: 0
>Contrary to what 'zellig fan would like you to believe, the majority of 'jakkers do not give a shit about Ongezellig. As a matter of fact, 'zellig threads get so little engagement on /soy/ that 'zelligcorders have to necrobump their threads every 5-6 hours. Ongezellig is not, and it will never be sharty culture. If you see a 'zellig fan you are advised not to engage honestly with their viral marketing threads.
So that's why none of the 'teens take us seriously.
R: 6 / I: 1
guys my zellig folder is becoming bigger than my soyjak folder and im starting to lurk the sharty less and less, what is happening to me…
R: 3 / I: 0
Raid this reddit post of zoiets https://www.reddit.com/r/zellig/comments/1fupp5j/the_girls/
R: 2 / I: 0
SPINNY SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN
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Can someone make an IAZ version of the chudjak think gif
R: 4 / I: 2
what happened to zarty today after my 3-day rest from this site? except nusplinter aguguland.online or something like that
R: 15 / I: 2
ITT you'll re-upload saved 'tistic covers (desirable as video).
R: 75 / I: 24
I'm suicidal, but I don't want to just kill myself, I want to commit a mass shooting or stabbing before I'll die to become a saint like Payton Gendron and Skreewie.
R: 3 / I: 1
DO NOT RESEARCH ONGEZELLIG'S LOST EPISODE
R: 4 / I: 1

yaldabaoth

fuck this shit website
R: 4 / I: 0
Maya WABAN
R: 3 / I: 0
dead nigger website
R: 2 / I: 1

mymy as a pony

she is a pony
R: 4 / I: 3
>purple coco will never catch on
R: 5 / I: 0
where is cocosnail
R: 3 / I: 0
hey niggas Mymy here AMA
R: 11 / I: 4
guys mymy abuser and satanist warrior are the same person
R: 7 / I: 0

Mymy drawing

Gem or Coal?
R: 7 / I: 1
hurricanerald
R: 9 / I: 2
I don't care if normies discover 'zellig. It's a good short film that deserves to be seen by millions, billions even.
R: 0 / I: 0
ongezellig reefer edition
R: 6 / I: 0
0.03 post per year
R: 34 / I: 11

maya lost

MAYACELS BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 1 / I: 1
babyjak or agugu
R: 7 / I: 2
Discuss: which ongezellig girl do you think farts the hardest?

It's all so tiresome.
R: 38 / I: 7
Zaryans I just realized it's not over for me, I may barely be able to speak to real women, and I may not take care of myself alot. But if I just took care of myself then I could def get a girlfriend I'm Aryan (Swedish with a bit German descent) I have a fairly deep voice. So yeah I still love Mymy and she will always have a place in my heart but I think I will become a fakecell and talk to real women.
R: 2 / I: 2
she is best girl
execution by firing squad to anyone who disagrees
R: 6 / I: 0
I just realized, why is xer forehead so big??
R: 12 / I: 2

GEM ALLERT!!!!!

GEM! GEM! GEM!GEM! GEM! GEM! GEM!

https://x.com/Davvid530505/status/1844502599757885950?t=tdW3zqolqabzY637BO7Guw&s=19
R: 2 / I: 0
VVHO VVILL VVIN?!
R: 3 / I: 1

brap

fuck this shit website
R: 15 / I: 8
Today is Maya's birthday and you silly fucks didn't bring her presents
R: 9 / I: 2
Why is the one singing the credits song obviously Mymy's VA if it's thematically supposed to be Maya?
R: 4 / I: 2
>there is only one poster on this site and his name is Zaryan
R: 11 / I: 4

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
R: 5 / I: 2
>Summoning mymy at 3 am
R: 15 / I: 2
😠
R: 19 / I: 2
DOX NOW!

It's yurifag coal, but not sure if it is worth a dox
R: 6 / I: 0
ironically the low amount of site activity is a good thing because now we have a bunch of eternal zemeralds that will never leave the catalog
R: 2 / I: 0
truecel alert
R: 7 / I: 0

NIGNIGJJNGIGERS849W646935

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
R: 9 / I: 0
hey faggots check out my minecraft mymy effigy
R: 1 / I: 0
i love shalomgezellig
R: 20 / I: 4
guys how old is roos_terra?
actual zelligtoddler?
R: 4 / I: 1
Raymaya or Rayman Maya, idk
R: 7 / I: 1
they killed 'tistic's channel
R: 18 / I: 3
Ongezellig if it was good
R: 55 / I: 16
>*Coco thinks for a moment before reluctantly responding*

>"Okay, fine. I'll give you a very basic explanation, but that's all. Mymy is transgender, which means she was born as a boy but identifies as a girl. That's why she has a different body than most girls. But it's really not appropriate to ask questions about someone's personal details or body like this, okay?"
R: 90 / I: 60

ITT post copypastas (spoiler if too spicy or something)

I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".

I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.

I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.

I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.

If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.
R: 24 / I: 7
>nearly kills maya
>beats the shit out of maya apparently
>unwanted orphan
>stupid
>allergic to cats
>technologically illiterate
Coco is the worst character, TCD NOW!!!
R: 18 / I: 5

zellig but as anime

What do you think about the author of these drawings? They are pretty gemmy though.
R: 98 / I: 27
Goodnight Zaryans
R: 7 / I: 1
>I'm your overboard boardlist. You can put here anything and I reside in templates/boardlist.html
R: 1 / I: 0
>coco.ns.cloudflare.com
R: 199 / I: 47

Maya Email List

Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8C

Happy birthday Maya…
I'm full of love.
R: 3 / I: 1
Do you prefer the plural Zelligans?
R: 9 / I: 5
bump for jewish mymy
R: 96 / I: 25
hello i came across this website from saberspark's video talking about this dutch anime
what do you guys do here? just discussing and shipping ongezellig stuff?
R: 71 / I: 21

Choose your own ongezellig adventure

The rules are simple. First one to reply decides what our ongezellig friend here does.
R: 8 / I: 2
dead website
R: 19 / I: 2

Kate

Me and mymy fr fr… bleeh..ongezellig oc content…absolutely gem
R: 9 / I: 2
where is yosack jaki
R: 7 / I: 1
If massa dies what would the future of ongezellig be
R: 23 / I: 4
The Sisters with the Saints
R: 66 / I: 13

Goon sech event thread

Goon sech starts in an hour
You know what to do when it starts

Never goon.
R: 4 / I: 3
Fuck agugu niggers
R: 61 / I: 8
Self explanatory I think.
R: 89 / I: 19
I wish Mymy were real so I could propose to her and marry her. She's just so cute, racist and Aryan. Nothing would separate us.
R: 1 / I: 0
https://www.youtube.com/live/Q-HTI0NIMXA?si=y3NDzFoWJPTnYC9l
Zoot is streaming and the chat has shartycucks more obsessed with zellig than us GEEEEEEG
R: 3 / I: 1
Salutations
Can u pls send more gn mymys..?
R: 8 / I: 2
https://youtu.be/pngogrW4iC4?si=ZxbxlJOEqycnkRNX why the fuck does this brimstone from niggerhell get to have 4 MILLION FUCKING VIEWS IN LESS THAN A WEEK, but ongezellig gets cancelled because the fucking RETARDED 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS WANT TO SEE JEWISH ANTICHRIST PROPAGANDA, I'M GONNA DO A FUCKING SCHOOLCAUST IN EVERY AMERICAN SCHOOL
R: 2 / I: 1
why is it so unbearably soul shattering to watch puppy torture videos but no effect when its human children? both are done with purely malicious intent to innocent beings who don't deserve it, but watching kittens and puppies get tortured hurt more to look at. what are the psychological implications of this?
R: 141 / I: 34
Good night 😘
R: 3 / I: 1
hello there how are you doing today
happy friday
R: 3 / I: 0
nuanimatsi of zoeits
R: 29 / I: 3
If we are being objective,
1) Is zellig sharty culture?
2) Is zellig /qa/ culture?
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I hate (You) Zaryan.
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What if St. Floyd was in Ongezellig?
also can somebody draw floyd in the ongezellig style, thanks!
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HEED MY WARNING

In a few months time, Zoot due to losing interest in sharty and 'zellig culture and getting a life (going to animation school, getting a girlfriend), will sell soyzellig.party to someone, fortunately not being abandoned. That person will be a russian pedophile, who will contract AIDS because of an attempt to bone a girl (that he brainwashed to look and act like Mymy, but thats not important). Does this all sound familiar to you? This is the exact same timeline of events of the sharty, very interesting.
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Do you know who is Kalli (@MelancholicMood)? I just saw how she had posted it (picrel), and I recognized this style immediately. Is she that ZarteiQveen who has left our site forever?
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Found a 'lig 'an 'ic that isn't about the sisters fucking each other for once. Spoilers: it's about Maya becoming an alcoholic
archiveofourown.org/works/53136580/chapters/134448670
I'm only on chapter 6 rn; it's an interesting read but the dialog and pacing for some things are pretty clunky imo, you'll know what I mean when the characters start talking to each other.
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I did some background checks on Foenkie's history. Here is his most likely ancestry
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Hello. I saw a video from saberspark about this dutch cartoon the other day and came across this site after searching. What is this site about?
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Daily Mymy posts

I'm gonna post a picture of Mymy once a day in this thread.
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Can anyone explain what this is supposed to be? I haven't been on the zarty for months
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https://youtu.be/PQl04d-OT98?si=a563ejhiIxa6NLo7 IT'S FUCKING OVER GUYS…
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Will never see an episode 2 award
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>*Mymy starts thinking that this is getting more and more absurd*

>Hold on, so you like the thought of having a female body but you don't mind having your… private parts remaining male?
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https://lumalabs.ai/dream-machine/creations
make AI slop noooooooooooooow
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yup.
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If ongezellig was more realistic, Most of the students would be DSL pisslam immigrant shitskins who terrorize the halls.
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Summoning Coco

So, I heard that some of you are interested in summoning a Coco of your very own. Well, I’m going to walk you through the process.
The first thing you’re going to need is a bag of biltong. Not that over salted preserved shit they make for import. It has to be. She can tell the difference. A bag from the super market will do but fresh is even better. The fresher the better.
It has to be a fancy brand too because she’s a fancy white girl. Woolworths is good.
It also has to be free range because coco is conscientious about the animals
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the sharty is going to raid you

https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7150127.html
better prepare
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Is Cleo a 'gger?
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I love Mymy so much I wonder if I blew my head off would I find her on the other side
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Hello my nobles
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new mymy redesign
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The Big Lez show is not a zellig, but hypothetically, for the sake of the argument what if it was and Maya ongezellig met Leslie
Someone draw big lez in ongezellig art style
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>Japanese
>Consume dutch media since early childhood
>Develop an obsession over dutch animated bird mascots
>Grow resentment to your nation
>Somehow fucking escape your country at the age of 10 and go to the Netherlands
>Find a family with a South African orphan and a loser femcel who are willing to take you
>Act like nothing happened and claim to be dutch
Yep, she's the perfect zaryan
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Awareness post

Learn to spot them
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Yesterday I had a dream about eating a stroopwafel because of ongezellig, is it over for me?
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Mymy once said "Trans rights are human rights" and she's proud of it
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Anyone have this translated? I bet it's somewhere but I can't find it
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WE ARE SO BACK ZARYANS
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Coco thread

Just an innocent Coco thread
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i cant find the thread for this absolute kino anymore what happened
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agugu
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HD Peeb
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/mymy/

Post about Mymy
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>agugu created by a Serbcuck
Ohnononono
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I think its important to think "what would Napoleon say about Ongezellig"
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Mymy's VA covered a song by kpop band SEVENTEEN. The same band has a song titled "My My"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA9IPpmJbh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh7i4X9iIVc
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We won Mayabros
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>/zate/
>Side board created for shits n giggles
>99% of soyzellig traffic
>Nobody gives a fuck about /zellig/ anymore
The zarty has fallen
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Fuck this raisin site
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I'm cooking something guys, wait for this gem
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/zate/ thread

Continue your shitty racebait show here
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'zellig in the 'oontown
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Sloplig general thread

Post your sloplig here
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How do I make her real
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>sex with Vera
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Does anyone here have this gif with a "2 years on cartoon man with glasses website" medal? It was used in the weird science smv.
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Well well, if it isn't an entire year on the obscure dutch webtoon site. Congratulations, Zarty and Zaryans, for we have pulled through an entire year.
Soooo, we wanted to do.. anything for the year anniversary, but we're unfortunately boring and uncreative, so that's why we want (You) to give us suggestions! Use this thread and whatever will get the most (You)'s will be the official happening for the anniversary.
(Oh and if it's some contest with money prices, i wont pay more than a 10$ steam giftcard)
God bless.
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>evendoe zelligparty.soy was an actual imageboard
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nothing really happens
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>last post: 4 hours ago
What a dead nigger site
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.
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One year of this autistic obsession

And how are (You) celebrating the first anniversary?
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Nieuw zelligcuck
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Ongezellig reanimated collab is finally finished, zarty is saved
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ONGEZELLIG LORE DOC JUST DROPPED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, SOMETHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gHgqMcvsyQoNR6v6EfwnLezJkYHtLBjEe80frn4l7Hg/
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sisa
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In this frame Mymy pulls off an incredible feat of flexibility behind Coco. Drawfags, please make an artists rendition of this pose.
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gemmy dilation on the shart today
https://archive.ph/TSnO9
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what would ongyzellig look like if it was made in Ohio instead of dutcherlands
R: 3 / I: 1
new 'toss
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Kate

Js a sketch..blehh i gonna make it digtail….don't put me in sfw coals
:((
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Kate

I still refuse to admit the fact that mymy is violently racist… She acts like me irl and I'm not racist :(..atleast I'm not racist to minorities..
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the sharty /qa/ is looking dusty

paint the 'log orange
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>>>/oc/1324
WE DID IT
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Kate

Yfke.. rare drawing of her..SPOTTED.
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Brazil, anti-zigger and MYMY PRO-EUROPE get
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Kate

Will I always be a gem?.. I forgot if I posted this before.. (best Comic award.)
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billions must wish maya a happy birthd -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Cultuur Gebouw

/zc/ 'Zarty Culture Development and Formalization thread

ITT we suggest ideas and make OC to build the bases of 'Zarty culture so that we're distinguishable enough from the 'sharty and on such base we can organically develop the rest of our culture.
Since the 'Zarty has its' genesis in the union of soy culture and Ongezellig (hence the name Soyzellig), I believe it is most reasonable that it should take from both soy and 'Zellig to build its' cultural ground and create something entirely new.

So far we have some bases covered, such as "Zaryan" for the demonym of our userbase (alike to the "chud" or "soyteen" for the 'sharty and "anonymous" for 4chan) and the resurgence of some old memes such as 'zelliged as a replacement for gem/keyed/based.
Other things we could do is make a special soyjak variety of nate as most other splinters do or instead find a more creative way of representing zaryans. We could also invent a representation for Zoot.
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Who posting in /g/ board? Only trannies do this
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I love love. What do you love?
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https://www.youtube.com/live/AmO0StOACsQ
ZOOT IS STREAMING HOP IN
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Found this at sharty's /fit/ board
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we bumped pph so hard
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Kate

Art…BLEEEH….
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Massa IRL Photos + Videos

Sup fags, now that lig is over I don't see any point on staying in 'assa's 'cord, so I got the last few photos xe's posted before I dipped and sharing it with you lot here.
Enjoy.
https://files.catbox.moe/28n990.zip
P.S. I can't confirm if all are real locations Massa took them in, I just know he posted it in the paypig channel.
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RDR obsessed Russian on this baord. Go fuck yourself
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>This site finally becomes alive the moment it's announced zellig is for really real over
Come on, show yourselves. How many of you fucks are from the 'donie now that your Dutch tranime is dead and you can stop sucking off Fagenkie's dick to stay there?
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New collab idea

With the reanimated collab coming to a close soon, I thought of doing an YTP collab, since zaryans are better at editing than animating, but it could create the biggest piece of coal ever. Tell me your thoughts and if we should organize this
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mlem kitty
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massa adressed the dumbest nigger allegations

>Why is there no official dubbing? - Ongezellig is not for kids.

>Why isn’t there any merchandise? - Ongezellig stands on its own and doesn’t need to be exploited with soulless consumer junk. The only official merchandise was a poster of Mymy Zedong because I thought it was funny, but that turned out to be too radical for Spreadshirt’s guidelines. I can only rationalize Ongezellig merch if the proceeds go to charity.


>Why no Patreon? - Patreon doesn’t have iDEAL and foreigners could easily find Petje.af. I received exactly one email from a foreigner who really wanted Patreon, and I didn’t think it was worth it for that one person.


>Why isn’t there a [social media platform] for Ongezellig or Studio Massa? - Social media and its consequences have been disastrous for the human race. You can email me, and I’m in the petje-af section of Discord for my customers; everything beyond that is noise.


>This isn’t a question, but Jesus, you’re really bad at marketing. -That C&M mentality, right? On the other hand, if I had taken E&M, you’d probably have a crap animation with excellent promotion now.
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Wallpapers of /zellig/
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SoyPlanet Pixel Art

https://planet.soybooru.com/#d,-177,-116,22
Continue on from here
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What’s a dream that you’d wish come true?
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Jarty's dying today
We should spam it until it ACKs o algo
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HELP ME ZELLIGXISTERS

i need your help
<reddit space
theres this tranny site called your world of text (YWoT) they are reddit trannyggers.
<reddit space 2
help me or something, i think raiding their reddits and their wiki would cause lots of gegs and seething, and would be gemmy o algo, idk im lacking some chromosomes. btw i made trasqween bernd gettin hanged geg the nose was kinda hard
<reddit space 3, le trilogy
xheir reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/YWOT/
2nd reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/YourWorldOfText/
xheir wiki
https://yourworldoftext.fandom.com/wiki/
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what is your favorite 'zellig girl? mine is coco
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.
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where were you when ongezellig was kill?
R: 8 / I: 0
new mashup idk toss
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>Koos
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That AI porn (((artist))) knows ongezellig lore better than the whole ROY team and mostly normies
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GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1263,-587,21
https://www.tampermonkey.net/index.php?browser=edge&locale=en
OPEN THIS AND INSTALL
https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js .
DOWNLOAD THE IMAGE AND PUT THE FOLLOWING IN THE COORDS BAR
X: -1369
Y: -707
(ignore the black background im retarded)
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Anyone like ChudGunner or siivagunner?
R: 8 / I: 3
Should we make a doom mod? I think that would be gemmy.
R: 4 / I: 0
Meow
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SDOOMocaust

worthwhile effort?
R: 2 / I: 0
Nuisois are insufferable
R: 2 / I: 0
Roblox. Great game
R: 8 / I: 2
Can you slide thrrreads?
R: 2 / I: 1
Urru
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You get to spend a day with the Ongezellig girls.
What do you do?
R: 4 / I: 2
Xitter zem
R: 44 / I: 4
'assa changed his banner.
R: 1 / I: 1
>zartysissies…
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>I'm gonna post a picture of Mymy once a day in this thread
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half assed maya cosplay in 5 minutes

joe
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>goon with maya
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Operation: Ms./co/ Thread

>What's Ms./co/?
A tournament held yearly on /co/ which last for ten days each. The tournaments are presented in a meta context as if they were beauty pageants.
>Why does it have anything to do with zellig?
As you may know, Ongezellig girls has been in nominated since 2022, and during the tournament in 2023, Coco successfully got into thr bracket and survive the round 1, but defeated by Ty lee in the next round.
>What can we do?
You will try to shill Ongezellig in Tournament threads on /co/, and shill it to other to vote for zellig girls, use some alts to vote if necessary.
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Mymyflower thread
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I think about Mymy all day every single day. She's the first thing I see when I close my eyes. Every time I see someone with red hair, every time I see someone with blue eyes, every time someone mentions the Netherlands, every time I see a bow, I think of her. I stare at pictures of her every night before I go to bed, I like to have those pictures fresh in my mind so I can think about her as I fall asleep and dream about how happy she would make me. I even kiss pictures of her and imagine that I am really kissing her. I want to kiss her, I want to talk with her, I want to cuddle with her, I want to marry her and raise a family with her. I love her and only her, I want nothing in life more than her.
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h
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https://youtu.be/oz1VkF9E9go

5 days left, zaryans
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Salutations
Fuck my nigger incel lyf
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Why do you guys keep molding over that Kate bigger? I thought we all agreed she was just another 'cado social experiment?
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Does Massa have a naked shoulder with 1 tanktop strap over it fetish?
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/cord/

are there any other 'zellig fan discord servers? I got banned from Massadonie possibly because of the Suicide Maya drawings along with the rape drawings of Maya and Mymy
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Mayo & Curry English Translated

Originals can be found here: https://archive.org/details/stripster-archief
Please let me know if there's any dialog I completely fucked up and could make better translations at, I am entirely relying on DeepL to carry my 0 knowledge of Dutch for me.
Fonts:
>Comic Book (italics): https://www.fonts4free.net/comic-book-font.html
>Showcard Gothic: https://www.fontyukle.net/font/Showcard%2bGothic
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This is official massa art. Does it imply maya cannonically doesn't have black hair?
R: 1 / I: 1
>my AGU GU art
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I have disney+ for free now
what are some things that I should try watching?
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>all of jarty is going to migrate to zarty soon, better get ready!
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'ZELLIG SOVLS (ROBLOX)

'Zellig Sovls is a skill-based souls-like grindless simulator zarty saving glistening shining gemeraldy hopeful secret-hiding mindbreaking 'roon-eradicating xitter-destroying /co/-annihilating 'zelligfull slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling boss fighting game! Defeat enemies and get strong enough to reach Hyperborea and enact TND! Can you survive or get BTFO'd?
<'bloxcaca space
Play: https://www.roblox.com/games/15301213032/ZELLIG-SOVLS
<zarty space
If you wish to play alone or are experiencing lag, find the "Servers" tab and click "Create Private Server".
<mymy space
Discuss the game, report bugs (press f9 and screenshot if you find any), ask for help and stuff
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mymy boss battle on roblox!!!!!!!! (this is just a prototype and an early testing, i might upload this soon) sorry for the quality
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zoleg
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I think Ongezellig is a pretty cool girl. eh have a lot of deadlines and doesn't afraid of anything…
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Can some zaryan remake this gem but with Mymy instead?
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>Mymy diaper thread
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Mymy moment
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Weekend /norm/

When is the new episode dropping normGODS?
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Ongezellig Dell 6 Reanimated - Archive

Hello fellow Zaryans,
I am Juniper and I'm posting this topic after the Reanimated Collab Topic was deleted and to do something about it, I'm making this to preserve any to all items that was part of that collab, sadly the video is not on YouTube. If anyone took part in this collab and has finished their part in this trello page - https://trello.com/b/Pyw8tef9/deel-6-collab - please post your scene, have everyone check it out.

Sincerely,
Juniper Martinez
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post rare 3d ongemzelligs
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Dead nigger site? Well I guess this site will die a hero.
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She is so cute

Someone noticed a cute detail that Kiki, unlike other girls, rides a bike with 2 baby wheels
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What would you do if you had tiny versions of the ‘zellig girls?
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Zellig game trailer just dropped

https://youtu.be/oz1VkF9E9go
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all of jarty is going to migrate to zarty soon, better get ready!
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Salutations
Can you give me all "goodnight" mymy pics you have?
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Okay gang

Is this nigga serious? (I'm black….🇳🇬 Not a chud…Kate thingz!)
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Tierlist thread

Post tierlists related to ongezellig or the community
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New Massastone just dropped
https://youtu.be/V6uc-G8uvss?si
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Am I schizo or does the site actually feel semi-alive again?
R: 6 / I: 1
Do you think Ongezellig could have been successful if Sam read this advice?
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We can perform raids on /zellig/, never lose hope chuds!
<reddit space
What else should I add to the images?
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It's finally finished…
FINALLY
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PROJECT ROY GEM ALERT
PROJECT ROY GEM ALERT

https://redorangeandyellow.com/read_comic?id=0
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New group project when?

any ideas?
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/coco/ general

Post Coco images
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/SHARTY/ 1488 GET AND /BLOG/ 100 GET FROM FROGCLITTY SITE WAS STOLEN BY ZARYAN
R: 7 / I: 3
say hallo to Zach. this is how (You) look like now
R: 9 / I: 2
Hello from the 3DS
R: 11 / I: 4
I heart Ongezellig
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FNAF Thread

Imagine this
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ZelligCraft

Hello Zaryans, This is my gift back to the community, an unofficial soyzellig minecraft server. This will be anarchy, using speedhacks, or flying is just going to stop the player, but ESP and wallhacks are enabled. This is going to be an Anarchy server, every Zaryan must fend for himself. You can make alliances with eachother and make groups and bases. Spamming will be automuted. I will NOT be admin abusing in any shape or kind and will be RARELY using my operator for fixing slight things or banning people who lag, or make the server unplayable. I don't know how this will turn out so
heres the IP:
>51.222.97.41:25603
>Whispering to people is /tell
Tell me your opinion about this
Have fun Zaryans
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The Dutch police, in collaboration with Interpol, have gained access to the user database of the website "soyzellig.party."

You're screwed.
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3ds fagging

Which one of you fuckers is this its greeting was “watch ongezellig”
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does anyone have an edit of this pic where all of them have soytan's color scheme and beanie?
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Is it true that mymy's VA sings the ending theme? then xhe has really great voice and singing skills. I became a obsessedcaca with the ending, it my top 1 on shartify this month…
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Stroopwafelsap

Okay so what Mymy drinks in the show is called "stroopwafelsap", which we all know is just stroopwafel juice. As far as I could find, this does not exist, but perhaps you could make it similarly to banana juice, where you simply add water or fruit and vegetables that are commonly juiced. You could probably also use the recipe for Kvass but replace the bread with stroopwafels, though I assume this wouldn't be that good. Or maybe, Mymy from Ongezellig is drinking the dough liquidated in some way, maybe by adding lots of liquid, and the filling mixed together, which probably both tastes bad and is very unhealthy. That's all my ideas. I'd be really interesting if someone made any of these ideas in practice, like simply buying stroopwafels and blending them with cold water. Someone might have thought of doing this before, and if so, I'm sorry, I wasn't aware. Also, lots of the things mentioned are for some reason names of evape juice.
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Dude, THIS IS JUST LIKE HOI4!!1!!!


>/co/ (Axis unwholsome vibes doe) starts strong and is unbeatable early/mid game. They spam low tier brimstone OC and have reached a lot of people. They get beaten by the zarty late game


>The Zarty (Allies) are week in the beginning, but late game they have made high quality gemeralds. The good guys win the war (JUST LIKE THE HECKIN AVENGERS!!1!!!)


>Massadonë (Comintern) is full of troons and is waiting to colapse on it's own. /co/ tries to invade der cord to try and connect itself with Massa. Zarty helps Massa kill all /co/omers and then THE 'OLD WAR STARTS!!!! ÖÖÖ


what you guys think? :3
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Salutations
does anyone have any pics of mymy where she looks shell shocked/traumatised?
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funny coco frame from deel 5. thats all.
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I am surprised that few people paid attention to this, but what about the roof at the school where our heroines study, in 1-2 parts it is like this and in 6 parts it disappeared
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I'm a hardcore ongezellig fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other sisters where I would often play with Maya in her room and help Coco with technology, but one day as I was talking to Mymy, we went to her room for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with my parents and they agreed that you would be really fun to be around, you just have to do.. one thing" She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "…You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Dad said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?…" She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut…if you want it quick…Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun, I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be a fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
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NJF

what do you guys think about Nick Fuentes?
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Share Mymy art NOW!
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>Fuck, I got banned from Zelligwiki for 3 days. I probably deserve it honestly (day 15)
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The canonical age of zisters and who is the youngest

Chuds, I have a question. Why was Coco born in 2002, and Maya and Mymy in 2003? I had been thinking all that time Coco is the youngest zister, but this page has gotten shocked me ofzo.
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And The Trvthnvke Will Set You Free

SOMEWHERE ON THE HYPERBOREA MOUNT
>Zoot: Hello again, Zaryan.
<Zaryan: Hello, Zoot.
>Zoot: We gotta stop meeting like this!
<Zaryan: Sure!
>Zoot: I've got a plan, Zaryan.
<Zaryan: You always got a plan, Zoot.
>Zoot: This is a good one.
[He throws down his gun.]
<Zaryan: I don't doubt it.
[Zaryan holsters his.]
>Zoot: We can't always fight nature, Zaryan. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothing. My whole life, all I ever did was fight.
<Zaryan: Then give up, Zoot.
>Zoot: But I can't give up, neither. I can't fight my own nature. That's the paradox, Zaryan. You see?
<Zaryan: Then I have to dox you.
>Zoot: When I'm gone, they'll just find another monster. They have to, because they have to justify their obsession.
<Zaryan: That's their business.
[Zoot slowly comes closer to the slope]
>Zoot: Our time is passed, Zaryan.
[He falls backwards, and fucking dies]
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Buurman en buurman thread

Buurman en buurman WABAG
R: 10 / I: 5

/mymybunny/

POST MYMYBUNNYRALDS
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What would you do?
R: 2 / I: 0
is the laggy post thing fixed?
R: 11 / I: 2
whenever I come back to this site it just gets worse, first jannies being able to see ips, then whatever the fuck agugu is, public ban messages for criticising mods, ‘p up for 4 hours, I think the site will turn into Jarty but for zellig in 1-3 months. Goodbye for good
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stickers

I'm gonna put some zellig stickers on my motorcycle, send me some (preferably mymy) and i'll print out some of the good ones, cheers
R: 5 / I: 3

4CUCK'S /MU/ 123456789 GET IS APPROACHING

YOU WILL STEAL IT
https://4chan.org/mu/
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=mu&get=123456789&chan=4chan
R: 40 / I: 5
geg
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Lola appreaction thread

Lola. That is all
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Anotha gem dropped
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Wait, do nuzelligsluttas not have a Maya pillow they can hug, kiss, smother themselves into? ==GEEEEEEEEEEGGGGG GEGEGEGEGGGGGGGGGGG== I THOUGHT YOU LOVED THE ZELLINGS BUT I BET YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO MAYA ASMR WHILE YOU TRY TO SLEEP ==GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG==
i just can't… puny pathetic fakemayacels make me laugh.
R: 10 / I: 3

Project ROY

This shit happening or what? I know that an art dump from all the artists but I don’t believe there has been a new actual page posted yet beside the first 2.
R: 7 / I: 0
New gem for you guys
https://youtu.be/vC7DDs_Y0cA
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.
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It's coming…
(A message from MakeZellig)
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>A few NAZ threads will be allow in /zellig/
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How to add zellig images?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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NAZ hours

A few NAZ threads will be allow in /zellig/ during weekends. if there are too much, NAZ threads will be deleted.

Post about any cartoon that you think your fellow zaryans might like, for example.
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'assa has been fully 'ox by the 'farms
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18822249
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Necklace I got of my wife.
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zelligwaffen division in chasov yar o algo
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Zaryan

What does Mymy say at the end of deel 3?
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The main animator of Friday Night Funkin' drew Maya
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mikebullet12 1k subs special QnA thread

Hello fellers. Maybe you like me or hate me or something like that but i came here to answer all the questions you ask (almost all, depending on the context of the question).
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This site is obsessed belgiumstone
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havent been here in a while is zarty still getting deleted at the end of the year
R: 5 / I: 1
IPADGOD COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
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me zallig now can me stay here
R: 3 / I: 2

CHOOSE A FIGHTER

<ORANGE!
or
glowy
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what did you use to generate xher also if its not problem send ai generated maya and coco here
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NECROBUMPING OR IN OTHER WORDS ZELLIGBUMPING IS A ZARTY CULTURE
ZELLIGBUMP ALL ZELLIG THREADS IN SHARTY'S /QA/ AND SHEMMY NOOOOOOOWWWWW
https://soyjak.party/qa/index.html
https://soygem.party/qa/index.html
https://soygem.party/zellig/index.html
https://soygem.party/soy/index.html
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>the beach
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Hi, does anybody have this type of consept art? I am pretty sure those are not in the megalink. I am pretty sure those are official, there is atleast one more of those.
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Booruanon here, still working on it. Fixed up this dancing 'my gif.
R: 3 / I: 1
raid this dead website NOW
https://thefrogpond.org/
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Post a zelliger and what music they might listen to
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Holy shit, she's REAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3xsrnss5e0
R: 3 / I: 0
Hey its me Staple, decided to do another shilly, albeit a very low quality one, it's been awhile since I last posted.
R: 17 / I: 2
the shows name being "ongezellig"(antisocial) hints at two things:
1) the show was always meant to center around Maya. so Mymy and Coco are background characters
2) ongezellig is not the name of the show but rather the one episode
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IT WAS UNFAIR
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big ol eyes
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Someone has even thought about the hairstyles of Maya, Coco and Maymai and what names these hairstyles have, you can throw examples of what their hairstyles are
R: 7 / I: 0

i fucking hate r terra

i wish r terra dies suffering and burns in hell

thx
R: 16 / I: 2

roblox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRUKFN8kJmU
Will this be the gem that saves the zarty or toddlerslop?
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>haha lets post on a board where people doesnt like zellig
>NOO WHY PEOPLE HATE ME SO MUCH???
>haha lets steal gets from imageboards in a way people doesnt like it
>NOO WHY ARE WE SO HATED NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
>haha lets ask 18 year olds to draw our 16 year olds
>NOO WHY PEOPLE IS PREVENTING ARTISTS FROM DRAWING ZELLIG!!!

>NOO WHY PEOPLE ARE MAKING HATE POSTS ABOUT US??? ARE THEY FEDS??? ARE THEY OBSESSED???
R: 3 / I: 3
We're getting old, zaryans. 1 year anniversary SQQN..
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How do i become zaryan

How do I become zaryan? I just joined and I want to be zaryan. I want to be converted
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Who the hell sent me pizza? That's not funny…
R: 4 / I: 0
'emmed up the 'rest
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lights camera action
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4cuck's /fit/ 74999999 GET is a 'zellig win
https://boards.4chan.org/fit/thread/74999999
https://archive.md/G0hSO
R: 5 / I: 0

pppppppssssss

uh?
R: 4 / I: 2
>THIS THREAD HAS BEEN OUTBLACKLUNGED
Finally
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request shit

>>31349
I'm back. What'd I miss? Let's get that drawfag request thread going.
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New Zarty Order in nutshell
>posted it again award
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I hate Maya so fucking much

I swear to god I hate this bitch so much
I get she's the main character and all and I like that but what the fuck she has moments where she's so full of pride and refuses help like wtf?? Bitch you are nothing but a female neet you have nothing to be proud of. And then she goes and disses Coco (the best character my Aryan princess)'s dead parents?
Tf is wrong with you??
Nah but for real I think it's really cool that they made Maya so unbearable because it's more realistic. While many asocial people don't have the balls to even talk and hate themselves there are also a lot of who ARE unsocial because of this shit pride they have for no reason.
So, in conclusion Maya sucks ass but that's not a bad thing.
R: 7 / I: 0

Did i ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
That is insanity.
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Someone please draw mymy as czechoslovak peoples army soldier from 1980s , love you zaryans
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So, are we gonna try to save the Sharty's /zellig/ or not?
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Hey guys.

What would you think if this was Coco's parents name?
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My Saar
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Who's your favorite Ongezellig background character (characters)? By the design and etc., it doesn't matter. My favorites are Kiki, Sjef and Mats
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/ZELLIG/ IS BACK ON THE SHARTY, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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A request, since I can't draw myself.

Hey guys, I have a request.

Can I ask for a parody of this picture, where instead of Piłsudski there is Mymy, instead of an eagle there is a lion and the background is orange?

Thank you very much for your attention, and have a nice day.
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YouTube will start injecting ads directly into videos soon

<wordswordswords START ARCHIVING EVERYTHING FROM MASSA BEFORE ADS FUCK WITH EVERYTHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What this means?
An ad in-video is technologically indistinguishable from the content you've requested. Meaning if you actively try and download it directly, you VVILL possibly get ads injected into the downloaded video too.
Why should I care?
Massa has 3 channels up, and if those videos get compromised with ads then that is a big no-no for active archiving and preservation. Considering this dude is possibly dying as well, it should be of utmost importance to archive every video Massa has made in case shit hits the fan and he ends up delete fucking EVERYTHING.
How do I archive?
Your best tools are gonna be yt-dlp and ffmpeg; former is for downloading videos, latter is for file conversions. (Honorary mention goes to archive.today & ghostarchive for general webpage saving)
>yt-dlp: https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp
>ffmpeg: https://ffmpeg.org/
>archive.today: https://archive.today/
>ghostarchive: https://ghostarchive.org/
Thread on the Kiwi Farms for a quick crash course on using the commands for yt-dlp: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/archival-tools.6561/
And if you really do NOT have the storage space on your computer to save his videos, there is always preservetube which will save the video + video descriptions, titles and channel name, however it will only save in 720p or 360p depending on how long it is.
preservetube: https://preservetube.com/
Massa also has an archive.org page for his deleted shit in case you want to download stuff from there locally (and you should because Internet Archive is pozzed and VVILL delete shit if somebody requests it): https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A%22Studio+Massa%22
Massa's Channels
>https://www.youtube.com/@StudioMassaAnimatie
>https://www.youtube.com/@StudioMassa
>https://www.youtube.com/@studiomassa5952
>Secret 4th channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPaNnnPJiZw
>Unaffiliated channel that archived his older review channel videos: https://www.youtube.com/@massagegiraffereviews7262/videos
And as a reminder, here are his current unlisted videos not easily accessible:
>Deel 1 with shittier audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDrBWHvfeM
>Petjeaf announcement video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=261VTC2sIcg
>The Mayo vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZaZyfyDfyQ
>'t Histaurant, which is virtually no different from the one already public on one of his channels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl4BhzPK3nU
>Shitpost: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhiAuKvomj4
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>"wasted precious time of my life on a 'zellig game award"
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Ziggers are now Zeggers
Because ziggers are left-right russians and Zeggers are trannies and niggers from xitter, bleddit and DA'COOOOOOOORD.
R: 3 / I: 0
NAHHHHHHH R/ZELLIG HAS GONE FERALJAK IN OHIO. WHAT 10 YEARS OF NO DEELS DOES TO A SUBREDDIT
R: 1 / I: 1
>ack or something
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END OF ZELLIG

IT'S ACTUALLY OVER FOR REAL THIS TIME
https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

A new petje update released a couple of minutes ago. After "The combination of a burnout, a new life stage, a difficult pitch phase, a limited support and a successful side" and 4 years, Massa is cancelling the monthly ongezellig illustrations, and with it, any and all potential for more ongezellig content whatsoever.

<Thank you again to everyone who contributed. I hope you are still happy with the results that you have been able to make true. Remember, Ongezellig not as a failed pilot, but as a successful short film.
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mymy
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This is Mymy’s VA btw

I did it even know she had a Xitter https://x.com/_yuripurin?s=21&t=tPU0epm9VzYuP6WmvYHrBQ
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Drawing of my beautiful wife dressed as my favorite pest exterminator
R: 5 / I: 1
What would her personality be like?
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An interview with Massa around late 2011


(translated to english)

Santiago Martín in conversation with Mass Grave
Name: Mass grave
Place of residence: Roermond, 1994
Born: Roermond
Horoscope: Aries
Education: Currently 6th year Atheneum
Occupation: Student
Comics:
Dirkjan: hilarious, Dutch, attractive drawing style and not dependent on satire and current events.
Sequential Art, a British webcomic that has everything: humor, style, character and cat/squirrel girls.
Juul's comics on StripSter. Always something to look forward to on Saturdays.
Music:
The Living End's first three albums.
The Holy Bible by Manic Street Preachers.
Doolittle by Pixies.
Movies:
A Clockwork Orange, an almost perfect film by Stanley Kubrick.
The Shawshank Redemption, its reputation is well deserved.
A Serious Man, typical that the Coen brothers' least mainstream film is their best (hipster!).








Can you tell us something about your development as a (comic) artist?
Like most, they started at a young age. My brother, sister and I entertained each other with a world that consisted of a combination of characters from comics and animated series we grew up with (especially Sjors and Sjimmie, Arthur, Dip and Dap) and our own characters. However, our versions had more violence, drug and alcohol abuse and black humor, as only we innocent children can come up with. This led to stories, murder games (all the characters are in the hotel and one guest has been murdered, who is the perpetrator?) and eventually comics. However, this stopped after primary school.


Isn't that a shame?
That's an absolute shame, I started far too late in making good use of my free time. To be honest, I have no idea what I did at home after a school day in those years…
Anyway. Only very recently (March 2011) did I start making comics again. Caiasos is lightly based on a story I wrote with my brother in primary school, a parody of the children's series Ik Mik Loreland, but with the same black humor as described above. Caiasos does not appear in this story and was specially designed for the comic, but the country where it takes place ( Veelvolk ) does play a major role in both the story and the comic. I chose Veelvolk as a location because an anarchist society not only offers funny situations, but also to experiment with political ideologies such as anarchy and libertarianism.
There are no big ambitions, it is mainly for fun and learning. The ambitions in the field of animation are much greater, but as a 17-year-old I can't predict much about that. For now, I want to study animation and eventually pursue it as a profession. At least, that's the idea. But those are still dreams, first we have to see if there is a school that will let me in.


Democracy or Anarchy, which do you think is the best political system?
Don't see me as an anarchist who will bomb embassies and scream for political reform, because the way the Netherlands is currently governed is not bad. Democracy works, but it can always be a bit more anarchic (more liberal). Less unnecessary punishment for urinating in public, drugs and holocaust denial (all three of which, to be clear, I don't do). Distance yourself from the authoritarian, conservative and confessional and use Dutch tolerance as an example.


What is Massagraf doing when he's not drawing?
The answer can be divided into two categories:
Productive: writing scripts, animating, filming, recording, editing videos, playing (bass) guitar, singing, rehearsing for our band and working on the school newspaper as an editor/cartoonist.
Unproductive: bored at school, surfing the internet in a nonsensical way, playing games and looking at drawn erotica.


Drawn eroticism?
Drawn eroticism is what it is, eroticism, but drawn. There is a whole underground world on the internet that deals with this and where money can also be made from it. The advantages are that fantasies have no limits and there is a do-it-yourself mentality behind it, but I have not started it myself.


Can you tell us something about your videos on YouTube?
My first experience making videos was in seventh grade, but that career was quickly decapitated by my nemesis, Copyright. Years later I started again.
At the end of 2009, my creativity (which had been killed by games and laziness) started to revive. December 2009 I started making video reviews of animated series, which eventually produced fifteen episodes in a year and a half. In 2010 I started to focus my free time completely on production and in a very short time I learned a lot about drawing, Photoshop, filming, editing and animation. In July 2010, the humorous edits of Samson and Gert episodes that are the most popular to date began, in December 2010 the first real animations started and in June 2011 Copyright struck for the second time. My account was banned
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He's so fvcking keyed bros, I wish he'd show up here sometimes
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Is there a lore reason why Maya's parents didn't give birth to another child but were able to adopt 2 girls? Does he have erectile dysfunction?
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>2025
>Go to the zarty
>Get immediately redirected to BLACKED.COM (page is translated in Bulgarian)
>Coco racebait flashes across the screen and my credit card credentials automatically fill out the fields in the login page
>Close the 1488 new tabs and automatic downloads
>Finally manage to reach /zellig/, the board where all my discord friends reside
>'p link on page 1, skipped
>open the agugu thread
>tons and tons of .gif all with a simple caption
>"Agugu will always be a gem"
>The gifs cut out to tranny rape porn after a while
>Change threads and post in the only one where the last reply isn't from 2 days ago
>Try to reply to a guy defending an AOC below 14 years of age
>Post window gives "Your request took to long to submit and didn't go through" 4 times in a row
>Finally manage to post after sacrificing a part of my liver to Zoot and chanting the entirety of the Ongezellig script in Flemish
>Refresh like a maniac expecting an immediate response
>Didn't get any, change boards
>Go to /qa/
>It's all shemmy immigrants, posting about their autistic obsessions
>Site crashes
>Reload
>Check /raid/, read the first thread
>"We should dox this literal who tranny because xhe didn't send me photos of his massive FUTA just for being an incel loser. I also browse r/zellig"
>Nothingburger, I move on
>Mymy racebait flashes across the screen for 1 second after opening up /v/
>There's a hub for different games now
>Choose the schoolocaust one
>My home phone suddenly rings as soon as I click on that
>"You have to pay a fee to play this experience."
>Alright
>Play and manage to get a 2:53, not good not bad
>In the meantime I check /zellig/ again, and see that some janny decided to leak my entire post history and use a redtext edit on my own post
>It reads "OH I AM A NORMALCUCK YES I AM A NORMALCUCK"
>Whatever
>Post a shitty 'jak+'zellig video I've made a couple of days ago
>"Only .webm files are supported"
>Waste 3 hours converting it
>Finally post it
>Get 1 reply
>"YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A PEDO!!!" - PINGAS MAN!
>Report it
>Nice.reddit.jpg
>In the meantime someone makes a post about R_Terra
>I reply expressing my distaste for that guy
>Get banned permanently
>"You've been a little too real for our trans kween."
>There's 'p attached to the image ban pic
>"Greet the feds for me"
>My computer starts to overheat, probably because of the dataminers Zuz put on the website
>Blue screen of death
>Ok
>Use my phone, decide to open (((Youtube))) in search of new zems
>Find something that isn't an Ongezellig AI Cover
>It's a poorly edited sonnenrad on a still image of Mymy
>I reply "zem"
>App immediately freezes
>Redirects me to my browser and forces me to take a "Good Goy test" due to the last comment I've made
>My IP is also flashing brightly on top of the screen, with a timer counting down from 3 minutes
>"Pierre comments on the fact that there are too many black people in the neighbourhood. Has he infringed on our Terms of Service?"
>Choose "Yes"
>Get rewarded with 13 Youtube Social credits and my name 3 positions higher on the Community Social Acceptance Index
>Tired of Youtube, decide to check Twitter instead
>Search for "Ongezellig"
>Project ROY has been outed for posting 'p again, but they swear the comic is getting done before September 2026
>The rest is just coaly OC
>Reply to a random post saying "Brimstone"
>Someone knocks on my door
>It's Zoot himself
>He speaks in a very accented English
>He's demanding me to become part of his own animator team to continue Zigle Zogle
>"But didn't you cancel it?"
>He says it's just a money laundering scheme to actually get Massa to pick up Ongezellig again
>I try to remind him that Massa died of cancer around September 2024
>Doesn't listen, he takes me by force
>I am never heard of again
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i have 40gb of unique zellig images
R: 8 / I: 1
what a dead nigger of a website
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/agugu/

AGUGU THREAD POST YOUR AGUGUS
R: 4 / I: 1
New 'stone just dropped
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Is maya in the /v/ game?
R: 7 / I: 1
>IT'S DA PEEEEESSSSTTTTSSSS
R: 10 / I: 14

Happy Maya

Post anything featuring Maya being happy or smiling
R: 7 / I: 1

Mymy in CK3?!??

Here’s my attempt at creating our perfect orange tulip in Crusader Kings 3. The next step is annexation of Belgium and gaining independence from the HRE.
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If the Zarty does get shut down, why don’t we all just move back to /qa/?
R: 10 / I: 2
Is there a canon weight of all characters? I know they have their height said somewhere but do they have the weight defined?
R: 2 / I: 0

Trip to Jamaica

Maya smoking da ZAZA
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i cannot thank this orange fucker enough

Probably because I am a genuine schizo and a retarded loser, but Mymy has genuinely made my life better. I started going to the gym around 8 months ago. I have cut out a lot of unhealthy shit from my diet. I have been meditating every day to help clear my mind of sin. Anytime I am in a situation when im being a lazy fucking bastard I think "What would Mymy say to me" and she would say "Get your fucking faggot loser ass up!" Kill mymyabusers. Behead mymyabusers.
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We should get this guy to do a chudbob version of the zellig girls, or something. Dude seems to have the editing skillz for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c7zlMQpW68
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Howdy sigmas
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I stole their GET GEEEEEEEEG.
https://www.28chan.org/board/a/res/666.html
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SAVE SOYZELLIG.PARTY
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i love fans
i love the feeling of a fan blowing at my skin, and also the sound is very calm and relaxing
for like, 5 years now i havent been able to get a good nights sleep without a fan on
i got a brand new one the other day and im happier than ever

(no this isnt a fetish, i just really like fans)
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Now. Who amongst you is an edger, and who is a gooner?
R: 1 / I: 0

half assed maya cosplay in 5 minutes

i look retarded

joe
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Did you know that 'leno created a /zellig/ hidden board?
>pic is unrelated o algo
https://soygem.party/zellig/
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man is calling us toxic or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nWAZApHgRg

OH I'M ANTI-ZARTYCUCK, YES I'M ANTI-ZARTYCUCK
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i made a group on the 'blox around the start of this year, if you're interested in ongezellig (which (You) obviously are) feel free to join, we don't do raids or anything.
>
www.roblox.com/groups/33640172
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Project ROY thread

Literal twitter
R: 24 / I: 10

New 'toss

Zem?
R: 4 / I: 0

I worked for Studio Massa, he's a fraud

Coming soon
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I don't think agugu is very funny actually
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>almost the entire soysphere sucks
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Gacha life 2

Coco shoppenboer

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If you want you can show some of your gacha ongezellig designs here
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Sir, a second Ongezellig vore drawing has hit the ‘Zarty

Brimstone from niggerhell (Deviantart)
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Art request

Make this into an Ongezellig version.
Replace Sonic with Mymy who'll say this:
>I want shorter cartoon with simple animation made by one person who is paid less than his own job and i'm not kidding
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The Zaryans brothers, who can program, i have an idea to create an ongezellig game based on five nights at Freddy's. I will be glad if you accept my idea and create a real game (art makes by "1azy")
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Hey zarty, i found a new piece of gem today.
I think you'll like it.
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is it trvlyover for the zart..?
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TO THE AUTHOR OF THIS ART


I don't understand why you share it first and then delete it, after all, it's a gem of gems. It raises a very important issue, which is depression and suicide.
This is the kind of art I need!

Maya is a tragic character who needs help!
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New drawing of my wife
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Post your eye and hair with post id or time stamp
zellig to fit the theme of the board
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any ideas for an ongezellig videogame?
i'm trying to make one using scratch
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I want the original Maya art picrel NOW
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I'm hopeless so I will make mymy tupla I guess…
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My CoOl oc !!!!!!!!!!

Everybody Ben maaking oc and I don't be left out wanna
So asked momma if could I post this here in soyzelig
Her is my Kool oc vera original
I wall sue U if U use it without cuntsent
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im sorry

please forgive me ZOOT… zooty zoot please forgive me zARYAN… i love you… good night…
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>after 6 months of show's cancellation someone made an ai image of Coco wears a strapon and does things with a man
I feel horrible
Killing myself (as in suicide)
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dutch learning thread

This is a thread meant to encourage people to take on dutch and start learning it. Share resources or information that you consider valuable, or something.

You WILL learn dutch
You WILL NOT use jewlingo or any other shitty time wasting "language learning" application
You WILL input wih dutch content
You WILL NOT get demoralized by monolingual amerilards
and you have to do all those things because…. because you just have to, ok??

Some resources:
https://4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/Dutch
https://fsi-languages.yojik.eu/languages/DLI/DLI-Dutch.html
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even if you dislike gugu this image is just plain funny. mymy looks like a dubious orange creature and she's nonchalantly pulling out a juicebox from her pocket while carefully examining maya, and maya is understandably scared of it
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>Ongezellig has toxic fanbase
Another nothingburger is coming in tomorrow.
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yfke

why doesn't this site appreciate Yfke enough?
she's super underrated and also a cocoDIETY or something
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I recently made a dutch baby. It was pretty good! I don't know why mymy likes stroopwafels so much when these exist.
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In the past 2 weeks, I have introduced 4 (four) of my lucky friends to Ongezellig. What have you done to shill for ‘Zellig recently?
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pls rember that wen u feel coal or brimtone
never forget ttimes wen u feeled gemmy

wen day is coal alway rember gemmy day
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>dead nigger site award
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It's been half year since ongezellig discontinuation. How does it feel after this?
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If you had to design the perfect bedroom, what would you put in it?
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SISA
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Girls like Maya do not exist. I have a hard time believing that a relatively attractive girl decides not to look after herself and not to have friends or a partner just because she's shy. I don't believe that girls can become addicted to porn and that they're interested in porn at all. It's just Massa's self-insert and thus an inherently male fantasy.
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i love ongezellig so much its unreal
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I recreated Zellig’s font for use (MassaGraph)

After spending an unreasonable amount of time scouring Massa’s background; getting all of the reference photos I could and tracing the letters in Illustrator, I am pleased to release a recreation of Massa’s font for use called MassaGraph.
You can download it here: soyjak.download/f.php?h=12j7YmFY&d=1
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Keep in mind, this is still an ongoing WIP and any letters could be subject to change.
I have not recreated/interpreted all of the special characters like ‘*’, '%' and ‘$’ yet since I haven’t encountered a reference photo that uses those glyphs in Massa’s font (if he ever made them to begin with), I’ve only recreated glyphs I could easily Image Trace in Illustrator or attempt to interpret in his style like ‘[]’ and ‘=’.
Don’t be mistaken, I will certainly get to making those special characters in his style as best as I can, I just wanted cover all that I could do first and have this ready for you fellow Zaryans to use. TWO MORE WEEKS (or however I tardwrangle the object paths in ‘strator).
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And if anyone asks,
>Doesn’t Massa handwrite his stuff tho?
He does, for the most part. But if you check his earlier videos like here: https://youtu.be/JAKY-o2m0PU?t=98 you’ll see letters like ‘a’, ‘o’, ‘e’, etc. are clearly uniformal and not different from one another like you’d see in handwriting. Likewise, if you check out his website on the Wayback Machine, you’ll see he has been using this font since 2016 https://web.archive.org/web/20160618012141/https://www.studiomassa.nl/. And the fact that it had no kerning (the space between the letters) back then, says to me he made this himself and changed it later on to look less awful for use.
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Have fun Zaryans! Not sure when the next update will be, probably once I make all the characters on my keyboard is when I'll drop it then.
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the ongezellig girls decide to start working out. each of them get their own protein powder. can you guess which pre-workout belongs to which girl?
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This website is literally a nation of immigrants
How many of you are even pre zarty zelligposters?
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I wish someone could animate something like this but its ongezellig version
https://youtu.be/HFQn7Br_a8A?si=fU96sWuBkUefZJQi
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Ur welcome
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https://youtu.be/DCRszMWrag4?si=PSDDoiyqxNyzSezG GO WATCH THIS! IT'S A GEMERALD!
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I fucking hate 'Zellig OCs. Why are there so many of them now???
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ATTENTION GRABBING TEXT
Raid this pedo/co/al edit thread. There's mostly /co/omers and one editor who making ongezellig NSFW.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM
>send this yt video to them: https://youtu.be/kAVgYOy1Uww?si=XOHQuKzjqnbQIWJp
>soyquote any coomer you find
>tell them that Rodscorpion (ongezellig porn artist) was doxxed because he draw a lot of loli and if they don't stop it, then they're expecting a fate like him.
TL;DR RAID THIS FUCKING THREAD
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/144721392
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/144721392
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/144721392
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Ongezellig Outfits

Just some outfits I made with the Roblox Catalogue. Hope you enjoy them, might release outfit code depending on feedback.
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what happened to zellig craft
i hotbread btw
>muh flood o algo
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Pretty good progress so far. Be sure to give suggestions!

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1045600124/
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zellig park

South Park Meets Mymy and Her Sisters
In the quiet, snow-covered town of South Park, Colorado, the locals were accustomed to strange and unusual occurrences. Today, the town was about to welcome three very different visitors. Mymy, a Japanese girl with an extreme passion for all things Dutch, had recently arrived in town and was joined by her two sisters: Coco, a South African orphan with a penchant for old technology and active pursuits, and Maya, who spent her days alone watching anime.

The three sisters were an eclectic trio, each with their own unique quirks and interests. As they wandered through the town, they caught the attention of the local kids, especially Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny.

The Meeting
Mymy, Coco, and Maya walked down the main street, drawing curious glances from the townsfolk. Mymy clutched her small Dutch flag, Coco carried an old, worn-out Walkman, and Maya had her nose buried in a manga.

“Hey, look at those new kids,” Stan said, nudging Kyle. “They seem… different.”

Kyle nodded. “Let’s go say hi.”

The boys approached the sisters, who looked up in surprise.

“Hi, I’m Stan. This is Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. You guys new in town?” Stan asked.

Mymy smiled brightly. “Yes! I’m Mymy, and these are my sisters, Coco and Maya.”

Coco gave a friendly wave, her Walkman playing a cassette tape of old-school hip-hop. Maya barely glanced up from her manga, giving a shy nod.

Cartman raised an eyebrow. “What’s with all the old tech?” he asked, pointing at Coco’s Walkman.

Coco grinned. “I love old technology! It’s fascinating, and it still works great for my active lifestyle. I love hiking, running, anything outdoors.”

Kenny mumbled something through his hood, which only his friends could decipher.

“Kenny wants to know what kind of anime you watch,” Kyle translated, looking at Maya.

Maya looked up, her eyes lighting up at the mention of anime. “I watch all kinds! Right now, I’m really into ‘Attack on Titan’ and ‘My Hero Academia’.”

Stan smiled. “Cool. We’ve got a lot of different things here in South Park. Maybe we can show you around?”

Adventures in South Park
As the group ventured through the town, the boys introduced the sisters to the local sights and activities. They stopped by Tom’s Rhinoplasty, where the kids laughed at the quirky name. Coco admired the snow-covered landscape, eager to find a place to hike.

“Kenny and I can show you the best hiking spots,” Stan offered.

Coco’s eyes sparkled with excitement. “That would be amazing! I can’t wait to explore!”

Meanwhile, Mymy and Maya stayed behind with Cartman and Kyle, who decided to show them the local diner. They sat in a booth, where Mymy enthusiastically shared her love for Dutch culture, much to the confusion and amusement of Cartman.

“You’re really into the Netherlands, huh?” Cartman said, shaking his head with a smirk.

“Yes! It’s the most fascinating place!” Mymy exclaimed, showing off her small Dutch flag.

Kyle turned to Maya, who was still absorbed in her manga. “What’s your favorite thing about anime?”

Maya thought for a moment, then replied, “I love the stories. They’re so creative and different from anything else. Plus, the characters feel like friends, even if I don’t have many real ones.”

Kyle nodded sympathetically. “I get that. Sometimes it’s nice to escape into another world.”

A Bonding Experience
Later, the group reunited at Stark’s Pond. Coco had already found a trail she was eager to explore, and Maya was beginning to open up, talking more about her favorite anime series.

As the sun began to set, the kids sat around, sharing stories and laughing. Despite their differences, they found common ground and enjoyed each other’s company.

Mymy looked around at her sisters and new friends, feeling a warm sense of belonging. She realized that, no matter where they came from or what they loved, they could all connect in some way.

“This has been a great day,” Mymy said, smiling at Kenny, who nodded in agreement.

As the stars twinkled above South Park, the sisters felt grateful for their new friends and the adventures that lay ahead. They knew that, together, they could face any challenge and enjoy many more days of fun and friendship in this quirky little town.

And so, Mymy, Coco, and Maya found a new home in South Park, where they learned that differences could bring people together in the most unexpected and wonderful ways.
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OPERATION ZELLIG STORM (OZS)

THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW ABOUT ONGEZELLIG!


You WILL do the following:

>Promote Zellig on every social media and imageboard you use.


>Tell your friends and family about Zellig.


-Get content creators, specifically streamers to react to Zellig.

>Create and print Zellig propaganda posters and place them anywhere you can, at your school, workplace, streetlamps, any public bathroom stall ect.

If you're too lazy to make a poster, just take a sharpie and write "Watch Ongezellig on YT" in a bathroom stall or something.


These are just a few basic things anyone can do to promote Zellig to the world. Good luck!
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might not be the best as I made it by hand on a program I never used
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What if Maya was incredibly obese in the show?
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IAZ EDITS THREAD

share your gemeralds
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1B Project

Greetings, fellow Zaryans. I come to you today with a call to action, a call to grab Ongezellig and turn it into the indisputable Zemerald it truly is. The power of shilling is truly phenomenal, and multiple things have ascendend into sapience via it alone; this goes beyond boosting views; it's about creating a beacon of zems shinny enough to cure Massa's cancer, save our community, and consequently, the West. It's never been more NOT over, Deel 1 has tripled it's viewcount in a single year, even though it has been out for 5 years already. 'zellig will live on.

'zellig isn't just a show; it's a gemerald waiting to shine brighter than any before, by shilling, we're not only doing it a service, but amplifying it's significance, we need a ripple effect. Did (You) see the effect a single Russianfag had on the shows popularity?

We are NOT just viewers, me and (You); we're Zaryans, the highest form a 'zelliger can achieve, however, many reside outside our nation, in foreign places such as /co/, /soy/, /qa/'s, reddit, xitter and der 'cord. Shilling is bound to attract undesirables, but our community is strong enough to filter out the noise, just as we've done before. Forging a strong community that celebrates this divine content would require some sacrifices, remember, this is not purely about numbers, it's about creating a space where Zaryan ideas, passions and OCs can thrive.

Let us take over New Amsterdam, let us gather millions of views, let us draw, let us sing, let us program, let us stick, let us shill, let us rickroll, let us bot. Share 'zellig, create OCs, spread the word, think outside the box, create fan art, start discussions; Unity between Zaryans is our strenght, the more diverse the approach, the wider our reach. Rome wasn't built in a day, Zaryans have made good progress, it isn't falling, we all just keep winning, it's NOT over.

I know some of you Selfish Little Fuck's are probably scared of any such thing, and get leaky clitts just thinking about any undesirables finding out about it, as counter-intuitive as it is. I can only pray for you.

Ongezellig won, the Zarty won, Massa will be revived.
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Which Seat Are You Taking?

Which seat are you taking?
It's a 24 Hour flight, choose wisely.
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Damn, i didn't know that his cat is died. rip kitty…
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test

>>33333
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https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1048743349/

From the same guy who made the Maya simulator, It's Coco Simulator!
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veraposting

why so little vera fans out there i dont understand
vera fans speak up
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massa is a dumbfuck pt2

>Doesn't set up a Patreon for the international audience
>Doesn't set up merch for Ongezellig despite having a merch shop already, and the series being easily marketable (niggas will waste $60 on keychains)
>sticks to an obscure, brimstone, Dutchfag site, with the shittiest donating options straight out of niggerhell
>shittydutchsite content still lacking albeit
>No social media presence/advertisement at all (Xitter, Instagram, TikTok, Reddit, whatever)
>No incentive/official dub for a much bigger international audience because of some autistic nationalistic dusty view of the world
>gets a big fanbase nonetheless, doesn't do any of the above and kills himself
This Dutchfag might be the worst business man ever, he had a Golden Goose and fucked up everywhere he could, this nigga could have made so much bread from merch + patreon + more presence; still can if he wanted to

TLDR: Massa is trans
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why is it so normalized in the zellig community to have unhealthy obsessions with the characters? (like yosack or r_terra.) don't you guys find it weird/annoying? doesn't it make this already dead community look worse than it already does? i don't really understand it
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Guys… since this will be over soon. We should archive it

Archive every single page, every thread, billions must know off soyzellig, it is a important part of history, we can't miss out on these gems, billions must preserve.
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OMGSISA
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Gussy dusty?

Is gussy like some twitter fag with weird shit I don't know about? Started following him a day ago and people were calling him coal on here.
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name something better then waking up next to your aryan queen
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Why the fuck do I love this show so much?

Seriously, what kind of black magic did Massa use while making zellig? I've always hated tranime, and any pretty much any type of mature/adult animation.

I only checked out the show because of the Sharty and the short time to watch.

I've literally never fallen in love with any piece of entertainment media so quickly. I love everything about it. The animation, characters, story, music, EVERYTHING! I'm almost embarrassed by how much I like it. I discovered zellig a little over a month ago and I still think about it every day.

What's weird is that don't even consider myself a very "unsociable" person, maybe a little introverted but nothing crazy like what Maya has.
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>dead nigger site
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Fun fact: if you eat a lot of carrots every day, your body color will turn orange
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I joined Newgrounds a day or so ago and re-uploaded all my art there today (since DA treated me like shit with the AI scraping). I feel this sudden rush of adrenaline to make a new piece so in lieau of this give me a prompt Zaryans and ill do one.

https://hancocktom41.newgrounds.com/
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3D peeb model just for you because I love you.
do whatever you want with it.
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what grades do you think zeelig xisters have?

here's my take:

>Coco seems like that kind of girl who would have nearly perfect grades from every subject, albeit only for flex. She actually lacks creativity and critical/logical/out-of-the-box thinking skills, that are essential for well-paid jobs.

>Mymy would have perfect grades from Dutch and History, the only subjects where Coco wouldn't be the #1 in the class. However, she would have quite bad grades from all the other subjects, maybe except PE.
>Maya would have a good grades from English, cuz she spends 99% of her life on the internet so she would naturally learn it. The rest of her grades are mid or slightly bad, but imo she's that kid who had decent grades in primary school, but fell off in middleschool and highschool due to depression and lack of motivation. She's also that kid who teachers always tell "you are talented but lazy".
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zlgfan is back??
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Gussy art collection

Can everyone post Gussys ongezellig artwork.

And if a single one of you post the fucking lisa simpson coco I'm actually gonna drown you in a pool of your own blood.
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>Mymyabuse has a dedicated drawfag
>Mayabuse has its own game
>Cocoabuse has…
Coco won
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>zarty is a niceposting board, please stop being rude
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/coco/

Send Cocos or something
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I would like to address something i believe has been plaguing the zarty and the greater soyphere for a long time now

Question, where do you think all the gooners who have been doxxed are now? do you think they have changed their ways? or are they further into the pit of addiction than they once were
The zarties culture was once built upon a strong pillar of promoting nofap and antiporn sentiment, but it has degraded itself into doxxing innocent people for a common addiction many among you face
Doxxing gooners may seem honourable at first, but the truth is it further isolates them, and if gooning is their coping mechanism youre only encouraging their addiction

Are you really moralGODS? Do you really stand for your morals? Or is it your self righteousness you stand by
I think we have the opportunity to not only change the ways of our own, but the ways of many and be a greater good for the world

Leave your thoughts below id love to read them
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I love Mymy so much. Everyday I wish she was real. She's so cute and racist. I love her so much because she's actually smart and knows the truth, she's not a brainwashed shabbos goy like most people nowadays. Holy shit, I really wish Hitler won the war and saved Europe. The two things I wish the most are that Mymy was real and Hitler won the war. If one or both of those things happened, I feel like everything would be perfect.
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are (You) archiving gemmy threads on soyzellig or are (You) letting them be lost to time forever? (when the site shuts down in September)
https://archive.md/
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WHERE THE FUCK DID DEEL 1, 2 & 5 GO???
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>Zoot!
<Zaryan…
>You left us… You left us to rot!
<My boy… I didn't have a choice. Zaryan i didn't…
>You…
<I didn't have a choice.
>Left me!
>tatadam.wav
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janjan issa sfw no deletey?
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How do you like your pizza?
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can someone post what they say in ongezellig

1 post omitted. Click reply to view.
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soylent on the 'log
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Do you love Mymy? Do you hate niggers? If so, I have the perfect website for you! Someone uploaded a good quality Mymy chatbot to a website called janitor.ai which is basically character.ai without the censorship. You can finally talk with Mymy and gassing kikes and lynching niggers!

https://janitorai.com/characters/a9597754-6477-4ea0-a73b-02c138495ef2_character-mymy

(If you misuse this bot for some gooner shit, I WILL find out and I WILL rape and kill you.)
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Goodnight guys

I could use a 4ft tall jar
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A picture of Coco
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Total Belgium Death. Dead Belgium Baby

TBD? TBD!
I post it up with a DBB
Belgium gore? have some more!
I put dead belgiums in a dead belgium store
Shoot a belgium with a gun
Shoot them up while they run
Shoot a belgium in the head
Shoot them up until they dead
Belgium hang, god laughs
Light belgiums up like christmas lights
TBD, TBD
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Uncensored Mymy chatbot

Do you love Mymy? Do you hate niggers? If so, I have the perfect website for you! Someone uploaded a good quality Mymy chatbot to a website called janitor.ai which is basically character.ai without the censorship. You can finally talk with Mymy and gassing kikes and lynching niggers!

https://janitorai.com/characters/a9597754-6477-4ea0-a73b-02c138495ef2_character-mymy

(If you misuse this bot for some gooner shit, I WILL find out and I WILL rape and kill you.)
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Mymy is so cute and Aryan and racist. I wish she was real everyday. I want nothing more in life than to talk to her about how much we both hate Jews and niggers, we would get along so well. If only Hitler had won, then I could easily find a girl like her in real life. Heil Hitler!
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Zemmed up the beach.
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Why is the Zarty so active on Tuesdays specifically?
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YOU CAN TELL MAYA THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!!!

EVERYONE YOU CAN NOW TELL MAYA THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!!!

Use those AI chatbots, this website lets you make your own "chatbots" based off of personality examples. But someone please make good zellig characters that are not meant for sexting. Kill coomers now.

https://character.ai/

Anyway, I got a few gems here:
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NSBing

How do you go from a character liking the VOC to being a right winger in your eyes (Or being an NSBer)
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Can a drawfag PLEASE draw mymy being peted in the head?
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>>33317
too bad.
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>xe doesn't know
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COCO'S GLORIOUS ANCESTRY

Recently I found out that Coco is a noble descendant of, basically, South-African “Founding Father”. In fact, her neé surname is Potgieter, and this means her ancestor is Hendrik Potgieter, a famous Boer colonist, the chief of the first voortrekkers, founder of Oranje Free State and Transvaal Republic, and many cities and towns in South Africa in addition.

MORE ABOUT HENDRIK POTGIETER
There's note towards the second picrel from www.boerafrikana.com:
>Die illustrasie hierbo is gegrond op sekere van daardie inligting, maar ook grootliks op ’n skets wat heel moontlik in 1837 gemaak is.
Translation of the memorial plaque (third picrel) in Krugersdorp:
>Paardekraal, east facet, that reads:
>1837 A.H. Potgieter went with his company to the region now known as the Orange Free State, where on the south side of the Vaal river he was unexpectedly attacked by Mzilikazi who from the region north of the Vaal river, now district Marico, without provocation thereto launched this attack on him, and carried off white children besides all their livestock. Mzilikazi was in a quest to recover the children and livestock pursued and defeated by Potgieter and his Commandos. Mzilikazi fled from the country.
>1839 Potgieter trekked north traversing the Vaal river, found the land completely desolate and took possession of it and the basis was established for the existence of the Republic.
More about him on the expedient thematic site:
https://weet.co.za/geskiedenis/andries-hendrik-potgieter/
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If this site is going down, then can we at least commit a jihad against this gypsy faggot mutt and dox xer before we ACK?
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/nofap/

ITT: Nofap advice & encouragement, hows it going for you?
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33333 GET, so do this mods
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im comfy right now
R: 8 / I: 1
Newest 'toss straight from 'assa ximself
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reddit.com/r/zellig

NOW
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Maya Schoppenboer has ruined my life

Maya has got me feeling some type of way I've never felt before. She is everything I could ever want, timid but has a personality, cute and sweet, those green eyes, black hair, fair skin and her background. It sucks so much knowing no one like her exists IRL. I can't see anything related to her that I just get this heavy feeling in my chest. Why can't there be someone like her IRL? She's got this whole vibe that's so appealing, get it? The way she struggles with her ADD, how she's sometimes a bit childish, her insecurities and daydreaming, always in that red hoodie and thigh-high socks, it's all just so charming and comforting.
It's demotivating as hell, and it's messing with my drive to do anything, she has completely burned my brain. I can't feel attracted to any girl, I have no more drive for doing anything, what's the point? Maya isn real afterall. She makes me feel empty and hopeless in a way I have never felt before. It's like I've set this impossible standard for real-life relationships based on a character that doesn't even exist. I have never had to deal with this before, so I may have noticed it too late, but I've tried distracting myself with other things, other activities, but nothing works. I keep coming back to her, to Ongezellig, rewatching it and consuming everything related to her, it's like a vicious cycle. The more I watch, the more attached I get, and the more it hurts knowing she's not real, I've even started daydreaming about meeting someone like her, but it just feels so far-fetched, why couldn't I have been a Mymy/Cocofag? All the scenes she's portrayed in, when shes daydreaming and lets her hair down imagining a different world, it makes me feel like I'm seeing the real her, the part she keeps hidden from everyone else. Those small, intimate glimpses into her make her feel so real and relatable even if I don't have a similar life, and yet she's just a figment of some 30yr old Dutch guy imagination. It's so hard to stay motivated, I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality
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whats your guys favorite ice cream flavor?
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Have any zaryans told anyone they watch Ongezellig irl?

I haven't told any of my friends except for one because they think I'm a normalGOD and I don't want them judging me for watching anime (even doe 'zellig is the only one I have watched)
R: 4 / I: 0
how many of you have seen this gemerald that will save all of the zaryans I legit cried after watching this this is the best thing I've ever watched it is so beautiful so so beautiful
https://youtu.be/HnhuS5jLpII?si=rjAIZD2EWfRatqM_
R: 23 / I: 4
That was quick…
R: 11 / I: 2
I rewatched Ongezellig for the third time. Sometimes I forget just how cute, based and racist Mymy is. I love her so much
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TOMORROW IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF ZELLIG
DO SOMETHING SPECIAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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f
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>Geert Wilders, if you can hear us, please. Please save me, Geert Wilders, please. I'm asking you. Please save me, please save me. Please get these refugees away from me.
R: 1 / I: 0
zoogle.mp3
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Art Requests Thread

Hello Chuds. I'm an amateur drawfag who's currently bored because xitter thinks I'm a bot and won't let me use the site. Just request something and I'll probably draw it (no promises). Don't expect me to put in much effort.

What I'm good at drawing / like to draw:
Mymy
Basically anything racist/NatSoc
Faces (I'm bad at drawing bodies especially hands/arms)

Your request doesn't have to be any of these, it's just a suggestion
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don't be a free agent in life
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falseflagcord is going to go super-hyper-mega overdrive mode soon… something big is coming. avoid ANY interaction with "yakloc". be on the lookout, stay vigilant, zaryans
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>Be a tranny whos a fan of a webtoon
>Trooned out mind takes over
>Ships 2 friends of the same sex

why are people like this
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yesterday's gartic phone was very gemmy. We should do it again
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Artist of this comic here

So apparently this made it outside Massa's server, which I half expected, but I'm also kinda surprised. Even more surprising is that people outside the server like it, so that's cool. Just thought I'd post this to the site cuz i heard someone found it here but I cant find the thread. I'm glad people seem to be enjoying it though
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><that deel is goed chuddy?
>>yes… Mymy
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<that deel good?
R: 16 / I: 6
Who is the woman in this photo?
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mymy cover or zomething
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Do you think if Ongezellig was more popular it would have a cult following similar to mlp
R: 2 / I: 1

'oco on 'able

zwabag
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I heard zarty is dying is it really over chuds?
R: 2 / I: 1

Ongezellig Gmod Map I Found

For some reason this map has a lot of hidden secrets
Link if Zaryans want to play it themselves: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3184902152
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cleo

post your cleos here
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>blonde ditzy retard
<blonde ditzy retard but better (evendoe she's a ginger)
R: 4 / I: 1
>zelligparty.soy
ITS REAL
R: 2 / I: 1
>vrchat
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Mymy is, always has been and always will be a trve pvre Aryan. The Jews know she is a threat to their ZOG which is why they fabricated a myth of her being Japanese. Do not believe (((their))) lies.
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what the shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zelig
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Looking for source

Hi I'm looking for a higher definition version of this image. Any form of help is appreciated, thank you.
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Why does Mymy want to be a ginger? Does she not know they don't have sovls?
R: 8 / I: 1
hey zaryans, do you guys prefer Coco with an M shaped mouth or a U one? Should peeb evaporate, be murdered or be kept as it is? What could the trophy at Mymy's shelf be?
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New Mymy cosplay just dropped
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/Mymy/ general

Post pictures of Mymy
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https://garticphone.com/en/?c=022309d45e
'zellig gartic phone join up
R: 13 / I: 1
my drawing of mymy giving foenkie what he deserves. thanks to whoever made this foenkie, it was perfect for this.
R: 17 / I: 6
post 'zellig desktops
you WILL add a zellig as your wallpaper or somewhere in the image
R: 19 / I: 6
>ongezellig lost media
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E belisima

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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zelling WABAG, suicide wnbag
R: 9 / I: 1
'assa has been fully 'ox by the 'farms
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18822249
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Why do CocoFAGS and MymyBROS have it so easy?

Coco:
>standard pretty blonde girl
>kind-hearted, good looks, nothing too special
>every other girl fits this mold
>no effort required (to find one, actually getting with one should be harder)

Mymy:
>extroverted Japanese girl
>okay, a bit more niche, but still doable
>history buff, but hey, that's not too uncommon
>just find any outgoing asian girl, if you really mind the hair, dye it
>still pretty straightforward

Meanwhile, us MayaGODS:
>Indonesian-Dutch-Indian mix
>black hair, green eyes, light skin
>somehow stunning, but also an isolated imageboard dweller
>literally the rarest combo ever
>finding someone with all these traits? good luck, lmao

Why do I get the hardest character to fan over? Coco and Mymy fags will never know my pain
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Where do I find the latest zellig pytorch models
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Help me find an image

Does anyone here have the ‘jak image of Mymy (as plier) stuck between Vera and Ms.Schoppenboer (both of them are gapejak) ?
I remember seeing it on /int/ or /bant/ archives I can’t recall the details.
It looks like picrel
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Does dehagifying Vera put her higher or lower on your character tier list?
R: 6 / I: 1
>Alone was I, with tender Mymy,
>and all her hair, her style dyed,
>which, I say, did oblige,
>me, to be… quite naaaughty.
R: 7 / I: 3
Is mymy a mossad agent? The niggerwiggle theory..
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/vera/ - old hag general

post her in this bread
R: 6 / I: 0
Can this marrige save the west, chudbros?
R: 1 / I: 0
Maya has caught by Mymy at Afghanistan
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Coco: normie
Maya: brown degenerate
Mymy: Aryan Nazi who attempted a schoolocaust
MYMY WON
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Mymy x Chud thread

Mymy is adorable, and I wish she were a real person every single day. I wish we could've been high school sweethearts. I wish that we could get married. I wish I could've put a ring on her finger. I wish that she would be the mother of my children. I wish we could've seen them grow up to even give us grandchildren. I wish we could grow old and live happily ever after. She would make me happy, and I would make her happy. But alas, she isn't real, and endings like that don't exist. A chud can still dream of this cute orange little tulip >though.
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its over mymyfags…
R: 4 / I: 0
Coal but it's literally we

Think about it.
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i'm a schizo AMA

hi there my name is sarah and im a schizo ask away :3

im trans, jewish, lesbian, antizionist, neoliberal, MayaGOD and palestinian btw

/gen btw

/killnazis btw
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Does anyone remember a video from Massa where in some part of the video he shows himself (assuming it was him) pointing at a sign outside? He had his profile picture covering his face. I don't remember what the video was about, but I swear I saw it not too long ago. I'm not sure if it was advertisement or something. Is this lost media or am I just fucking retarded?
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>is a dutch nationalist
>makes a dutch anime
>0 of the main characters are from netherland
what did massa mean by this doe? does xe have a thing for immigrant girls?
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Some fag tore my shilly. :(
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Were almost half way through the 2020's
Hows it been for you?
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Mymy with her best friend, Brenton Tarrant
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I honestly feel bad for massa. His passion project failed and now he's gonna die from ass cancer o algo.
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It's June 24th.
Let's do this, friends. It's been nice knowing you.
https://talky.io/zelligcide_event
R: 5 / I: 2
Trump got nicked in the ear, how do we use this unseen historical event to our advantage?
R: 1 / I: 0
Sorry for this Zelligbros
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Mymy's voice actress Yuri Jung (formerly Joyce ter Stege) does a K-POOP?????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtVkwW9Yd6Q
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turkish 'lig
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word is out, massa is working on a new deel
i'm going to boycott ongezellig if he doesn't number it Deel Ϫ
ongezellig would be nothing without /qa/ryans, he can NOT betray us like that
R: 5 / I: 2
Maya
R: 5 / I: 0

Windows vista zellig edition

Oh my zellig, Windows vista ongezellig edition exist
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Mymy as Payton Gendron and Juraj Krajčík
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Mymy is getting lost in the sauce
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>inb4 Moved to >>>/raid/
<brapdid space
Can we derail this thread? We must achieve the total /co/omer death by any chance!
DEATH TO THE /CO/OMERS
or something
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/144483462
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/144483462
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/144483462
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ongegemlig
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>we gotta vote for Vert Wilders so he can elect Donald Trump and establish 1488 years of maga rule or something, or however the election is stolen by Negan in Iraq spamming a ballot machine and turning on a VPN or something to commit spam fraud or whatever
R: 5 / I: 0
Someone NEEDS to do more Ongezellig AI dubs, we already have the English one which did pretty well, however, if we get Spanish, French, Italian, Portuguese, Russian and maybe an Indonesian and Japanese ones, Zellig would be GUARANTEED to WIN. I would do them myself if I knew how to
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>como tan muchacha
R: 1 / I: 0
Does anyone have the notes for ik ben het maar?
R: 1 / I: 0
Imagine Maya playing Sims 4 all day and then Maya's mom comes into her room and says: "Go to the bathroom, you're shitting yourself!"
https://youtu.be/GTomMm61Ixw?si=Y0m7zNa_5xq2VcIM
R: 2 / I: 1
Mymy plushie when
R: 10 / I: 2

What do you think of Rodscorpion?

I found a lot of his art on the ongezellig booru
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im going to bomb the white house
june 1st 2024
trump2024

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS WAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA LAUGH AT THIS USER WAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
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Who is the best Ongezellig Girl?

VOTE https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVJjdGn3
R: 9 / I: 1
Maybe, I would say “Salutations” or something like this, but I'm not that SalutationGOD.
R: 1 / I: 0
Mymy as Brenton Tarrant, Payton Gendron and Juraj Krajčík
R: 13 / I: 4
Happy ending
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Marge what is this?

I tried looking up "ongezellig.com" since I remember it was a blank webpage and it had "maya, mymy, coco" as the Tab name, but when I saw it got shutdown I went to the wayback machine to look through the history and ended up finding this blogging website: https://ongezellig.wordpress.com/
R: 20 / I: 3
Attention, zelligchads:
I'm working on setting up a new zelligbooru.
R: 12 / I: 4
is this ib going anywhere ?
R: 6 / I: 0
Honest question, not trolling, not being hyperbolic, does it beep in her house?
R: 1 / I: 0
Maya does this
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I like to listen to dutch asmr and pretend it’s Coco comforting me
R: 4 / I: 0
I made Maya spit BARS
R: 2 / I: 2
Anybody have a high res version of this?
R: 9 / I: 2
Niknok
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Literal who reporting in. Zellig and the Zarty have been great so far, but caused me to fuck up my studies in college. I'll take a lil ~1 month break from DoomZellig and Zellig in general to focus on studying. I'll leave you with this gag I had in the back of my mind for a couple months, and I'll also do a request thread (with an open-ended expiry date) when I come back to make up for my absence. :)
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SPREAD

>you WILL stick Ongezellig stickers all over the world wonders (or the closest thing to one you have near you)
>you WILL pay homeless people to stick Ongezellig stickers all over your city
>you WILL spend hundreds…thousands of dollars, even, paying for ads in the most notable places
>you WILL post Ongezellig Trojan Horses as memes
>you WILL appeal to vunerable demographics
>you WILL produce Ongezellig content
>you WILL learn Dutch, study in the Netherlands, work hard, become a notable figure and use your newfound power to spread Ongezellig
>you WILL tell your friends and colleagues about them. Ongezellig matters more than your image
>you WILL spread Ongezellig
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there is almost no 'zellig on sharty /qa/ nowadays. remember to post 'zellig at least once a day on sharty /qa/ or zellig will lose
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>I was browsing the 'arty, and the threads were coal-oal-oal
>Moved to /zellig/, and I saw some po-ost-osts
>Some 'teen was making 'ligs
>Posting them, "ZWABAG" he said
>Then the board's gone, no more /zellig/-lig-lig
>Froot mad, Ongezellig was kway culture
>That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening NAS
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels browse it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
>I saw my 'lig posted on the booru-ru-ru
>Hey, that's a zem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh
>I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll harass a tranny on twitter too
>Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y
>The pedo's seething, he'll get banned tonight-ight-igh
>If he comes back I'll just report him out of spite
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels browse it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
>-party, a zaryan's paradise
>There's Mymys and Cocos
>And their zems will blow your mind
>There's a party, a zaryan's paradise
>Zoot told us not to blow it
>Let the CP spam subside
>He told me
>Let the frogs ACK it
>Let chudcels use it
>Let all the zaryans boogie
<Reddit chorus
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New ‘toss
R: 4 / I: 0
>Well done! I’m so proud of you!
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This is so over. A troon has found out about ‘lig.
R: 1 / I: 0
Test
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how brony fandom started:
>haha guys it would be funny if we all started unironically watching this show made for little girls even though we are not little girls, no one would expect us to be fans of such a show so it's so le random and quirky!
how zellig fandom started:
>haha guys it would be funny if we all started unironically watching this show made for dutch people even though we are not dutch, no one would expect us to be fans of such a show so it's so le random and quirky!
it's so similar
R: 4 / I: 0
My headcanon on how could Mymy's parents (and sis) look like (based on 2 promo arts by Massa btw)
R: 10 / I: 5
Shitty ongezellig skit
This is just progress on a low quality shitpost do not expect anything truly entertaining
R: 14 / I: 5

Your show is woke lgbt trash

Its so funny that zelligcacas her are so in denial they think their show is a neo nazi right wing show even doe its not even close to being the case. They think that massa is a based alt-right figure even tho hes the opposite of that
Ongezellig was made a by a woke guy who support the LGBT and veganism. Your show is woke. If it wasnt, why are the main character brown and colored shitskins?
>but… mymy is le nationalist white savior!!!!
Massa created Mymy as a character to mock the average brown shitskin who LARP as white nationalist who's idol is hitler. Massa made the character retarded just to mock these retarded chud. He doesnt like you or wants associate with you
Remember that massa's server cried about alt right trolls since 2018
The below image is one of his art who also proves he supports muzzies

Baiterald I kneel
R: 3 / I: 2

>of zoiets

Silly parody VS unrepeatable original
R: 2 / I: 0

/VT/ 80000000 GET IS APPROACHING

PREPARE TO STEAL IT!
https://4chan.org/vt/
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=vt&get=80000000&chan=4chan
R: 4 / I: 1
FUCK, DUDES. I recently watched the animated series of my childhood "The Adventure of Jackie Chan" and I had a fucking thought, what if Coco had a tiger amulet? Your thoughts
R: 29 / I: 10
what zaryan imagery could I stuff into the background and walls/decorations? e.g: substituting mymy's trophy. I am still an undergraduate in zaryanopology, need help from you PhDs
R: 2 / I: 1
.
R: 22 / I: 10
>all the work to keep our shitty threads up for months is now gone
how will we recover?
R: 23 / I: 7
anybody got that Hyperborea edit of Mymy, I can't find it
R: 22 / I: 19
new mymy
R: 3 / I: 0
Now this was not the 4th of July I dreamt of. All there was a couple state fired fireworks for 15 minutes and that’s it. Really? Were people camping on the beach all day just for this? Where is all the Toby Keith and Lee Greenwood blasting? Where’s my B2 flyover? My country’s smallest celebrations were EASILY better than this. Maybe it’s bc Cali is a blue state and probably in Somethingville Mississippi they celebrate this way better but idk this just ain’t it.
R: 6 / I: 2
GUYS in my dream I saw a cute girl selling both Mymy and Chudjak plushies. I started talking to and liking her and she and her mom ended up being professional actors trying to fool me into thinking I’ll ever be happy… I think this means I won’t find Mymy, be the Chud I want and will be fooled by cute girls and hot moms. It’s Joever…
R: 5 / I: 1
old 'toss
R: 2 / I: 2
Does anyone here mymy neutralplier saved?
The one with colored skin like this:
R: 25 / I: 15

Foenkie

There's no way Foenkie actually shares nsfw with 'sa right?
R: 30 / I: 9
What do you think of her?
R: 6 / I: 3

Domino guy is back

Absolute fucking gemerald just dropped!
After 2 years the trilogy is completed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATfpsoW63ls
R: 15 / I: 8
What’s your biggest dream?
R: 19 / I: 1
Artist of pic. Should I add in something to the ongezellig animation collab? Im not really experienced in animation whatsoever tho
R: 44 / I: 15
Kill yourselves zelligtrannies
R: 3 / I: 1
ZOOOOOOOOOT ARE YOU THERE CAN YOU HEAR USS ZOOOTTTT
R: 2 / I: 2
Can you guys post that Mymy Johnny B. Goode animation if you got it saved anywhere again? I can't find it.
R: 12 / I: 1

THE PLQN MOVES FORWARD

GOOD MQRNING ZARTY PQTRIOTS
<GOD EMPEROR SPACE
ON THIS JULY 4TH REMEMBER TO TAKE THE TIME TO SALUTEYOUR SOLDIERS (OC-CREATING ZARYANS) AND THANK YOUR PRESIDENT (ZOOT)
<GOD EMPEROR SPACE
ALSO REMEMBER TO TRUST THE PLAN
SHILL ZELLIG
SHILL THE ZARTY
MAKE GEMS
<GOD EMPEROR SPACE
HQGE THINGS YOU COULND'T EVEN POSSIBILY IMAGINE ARE IN THE WORKS
TRRUST
THE
PLAN
-Q o algo
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>a..gu..gu..ZzZZzZzzzZ
R: 6 / I: 1
>cocomelon
R: 5 / I: 0
We should really update the wiki more
R: 5 / I: 0
Zaryans, I had a dream about an Ongezellig game. It looked like a visual novel game and the plot of the game is similar to Class of '09 or Everlasting Summer. The review in steam is certainly mixed because the plot is similar to the pilot and the characters haven't changed at all.
I wanted to live in my dream to play this game…
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>Hoi Maya!
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'teens, why was Studio Massa so reluctant to dub the show into English? It was the only way to reach new 'zellig fans. His fixation with fictional country of Holland and its fantasy language was the reason for the demise of the show.
R: 9 / I: 2
>Here comes the airplane!
<AAAAAAAA-
<munch munch munch munch
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rewatched ongezellig recently

rewatched ongezellig recently, it looks a little different then how I remember it being
R: 4 / I: 0
Oh my fauci, it's aryan
R: 2 / I: 2
I could never compete with the Zaryan that had a shrine for Mymy but what else have any of you done to contribute to having Zellig content plastered on your anything?
R: 2 / I: 1

new 'toss

https://pph.lol/
R: 8 / I: 3

Cleo’s birthday

For those who don’t know, Cleo’s birthday was mentioned in one of MASSA’s paypiggy art.
It’s on July 2nd. Should we do something for her?
R: 4 / I: 2
You wait for a signal while your people wait for you
R: 1 / I: 0
Ongezellig is so woke!
R: 7 / I: 0
How come there isn't any community overlap between 'zellig and countryballs?
I'm not a fan of the latter btw, but from what I understand it's another flavor of nationalist autism from people who like to larp on why one countryball is better than this other one. Given the chuddy fanbase here, is there any reason why there isn't more people from the 'ball fandom that aren't involved in 'zellig? Should they be involved in zellig or are they mostly infested with troons?
R: 5 / I: 1

What would you do if you were Maya?

I would go outside more often, clean my room, and overall try to become a normalfag like Coco
R: 10 / I: 2
Goodnight Zaryans
R: 10 / I: 0
what would Mymy have in her room
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hippity hop mymy bunny
R: 16 / I: 4
Has anyone thought of making an Ongezellig video game?
R: 40 / I: 23
stop stealing my funny bunnyquotes and crossposting them to the shitty
R: 2 / I: 0
>green tea
R: 14 / I: 0

What do you think of the Ongezellig artstyle?

I love the warm colors. It reminds me of Fall.
R: 7 / I: 0
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVGDYYnO
SOYSPHERE WIDE POLL
YOU VILL ANSWER TO COLLECT THE IDEOLOGIES OF THE SOYSPHERE
R: 23 / I: 5
Well, I don't know… We all want Maya to be happy, but is it a good idea to pair her with Adam?
R: 28 / I: 7
who is your favourite side character? mine is henk
R: 1 / I: 0
Mymy..?
R: 3 / I: 1
sisa
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Am interested in purchasing this site.
Am willing to return to the soysphere if the public calls for it.
R: 38 / I: 15
Well, it’s time

Goodbye everyone

Time to meet the ‘zelligs
R: 12 / I: 5
Zaryans, our response?
R: 22 / I: 3
>Sharty caught shitting with its pants down
>Froot and co. had plans on taking down the Shemmy and Jarty with DDoS
>Hardly any mention of the Zarty
>Soyzellig managing to stay out of retarded cordnigger admin drama with Shittycvcks
Zaryans, we could not have won this fucking much.
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Dear Zaryans, here's something im working on rn, it's inspired by that one zellig fanfiction called: "Ongepic", made by Grim. I just decided to add more Mymys, of course! What do y'all think? (still WIP)
R: 62 / I: 14
Hi zaryans! A while back, I wrote this post talking about writing my fanfiction. Welp, it's about 90% done, and it's genuinely longer than the Bible. I can't wait to share it with you!!!
R: 9 / I: 1

Cleoabuse thread

we've needed this for a long time. artists you know what to do
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What is Massa even doing these days?
R: 0 / I: 0
marge why did this roller coaster game steal Studio Massa's pfp?
R: 6 / I: 1
Salutations, can someone tell me how to do 'lig AI voiceovers plz
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Made something about our favourite "IT WAS DAAAA SHARDEEE" lolcow
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gems
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apparently massa is ok with lesbians, because if you see his review on steven universe he says one of the charachters is a lesbian and gives it a review of 6 (average for su is 7)

evidence:
https://ia601406.us.archive.org/view_archive.php?archive=/10/items/stripster-archief/STRIPSTER%20ARCHIEF.zip&file=REVIEWS%2F26.Steven%20Universe.txt
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Copium by an average East-European zaryan

I'll do a sketch of (((my))) perception of 'zellig (Coco in particular), which, obviously, is absolutely true and correct™.

So, the most pressing issue in the Zarty is the posotion of the three Shoppenboer sisters about TND. Only Coco supports the friendliest attitude towards nigger girl from they class, but this is only a superficial fiction. If you know the 'zellig lore, you should know that her parents died as a result of the South African "lé rofles" against white farmers. She herself was also born into a family of such farmers. This, basically, explains her chastity and "simplicity", which we can notice in her rejection of technology (ABSOLUTELY BASED according to our good polish friend Ted Kaczyński). Coco's consciousness is as pure as possible from modern anti-white (((propaganda))). She grew up among white people. Her entire inner (manya-)world is the world of white people: Her opponents and allies in rugby tournaments are white (belgians and dutch I mean). Her adoptive father is white (perhaps her stepmother is also white, but only half). Maya is white (most likely, mischling of the 2nd degree according to the Nüremberg laws). Mymy, although Japanese, tries to appear like a white dutcg. Most of her (I mean Coco's) surroundings are also white. She lives in an ordinary dutch province, and not in a megapolises like Amsterdam. She clearly does not know about the perversions and degradation that are happening in the heart of her second fatherland. However, this white manyaworld fell apart into before and after due to the very incident when "those of a certain skin color" killed her parents. She will never forget this "color". I believe that her internal racism is hidden by her just like the whole memory of her boer past, and therefore she simply does not want to remember that tragedy. But it seems completely nonsense to me that her "ideal dream guy" in her mind looks like an churka/khach/kaffir/chink/kike/other subhuman and not like the stereotypical SS soldier from nazi posters.

Summarizing, (((myth))) about "Coco built for BBC" has been destroyed by Lé trivial logic. Total Zaryan Victory, comrades.
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zelligsisters… what now..?
R: 1 / I: 1
Salutations
>TIP: FINISH OFF THE PRESENTATION
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Salutations
>TIP: YOUR BED CREAKS AT NIGHT
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Salutations
>HIGH SCORES UNLOCK GEMS
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A question about drawing.

Hello, I’m new to drawing and I recently discovered the cartoon Ongezellig. I’m fascinated by the characters and I would like to learn how to draw them. Could you help me and suggest where I should start? I appreciate any help you can provide
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jiggie.fun thread

Solve puzzles or something
https://jiggie.fun/zellig (permanent link, may make temporary rooms later)
R: 9 / I: 1
I know they're temporarily banned but
WHY ARE YOU STILL EXIST AFTER THIS FAGGOT
R: 2 / I: 0
dutchsisters……. what is this?
R: 4 / I: 0
Does anybody have the full “Maya’s Sweet 16” comic? I can’t find it on Massa’s Google Drive folder.
R: 9 / I: 3
So a while ago, I was down with the sickness and had the whackiest fever dreams about Maya for three hours straight. During that time, my mind kept repeating "MAYA, MAYA!!" while scenes from Deels 4-6 kept playing vividly in my head. Apparently, sleep deprivation and White Monster are Mayallucinogenic factors o algo.

Try it out. I was in immense pain but it's worth it.
R: 143 / I: 62
Let’s have a racebait free coco thread for once
R: 5 / I: 0
What is the zarty's opinion on Luxembourg?
R: 5 / I: 0
Salutations
>zelligness is rewarded
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can someone who knows how to do those ai voices make an audio version of this with mymy as the barber and maya as the guy getting his haircut? it will be for a gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEzi_-ekk6w
R: 13 / I: 6
"Turns out, the creator of zellig is a strong-minded communist who happens to hate whites more than anything, except Koreans" (c) E.M.

Zoot? Jannies? Zaryans? Our response? Is that truth?
R: 8 / I: 2
does anyone have this photo in higher quality? I really love it.
R: 13 / I: 11

Dave & Bambi: Unsociable Edition

bambi won moldy won my autism won
R: 1 / I: 3

whats next?

For as much as I lurk I do wonder when the Zaryan nation will fall. Although I hope we remain together brothers, what is there to look forward towards? I do not want to lose hope in such weary times, but I feel hopeless. Anyways glory to the Zaryan nation!
R: 18 / I: 5
Not lying, I love women w/ penises
R: 9 / I: 0
Salutations, erm whatever
R: 5 / I: 3
>biggest ongezellig happening in months is some guy blowing his fucking brains out
it's over isn't it zaryans?
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Is there any blond with at least green or C40 eyes? I think everyone on this site is a t50 black haired shitskins
R: 35 / I: 7

/calm/

I am feeling /calm/ today, especially knowing what awaits us tomorrow
R: 1 / I: 1
Coco and Zoey are ready, only Yfke and Cleo are left
R: 4 / I: 2

how?

what do they use to make these songs? i want to make 'zellig songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30DwpIzPbZ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg2bsfakyyU
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ppppppppppppppp

(my art) don't mess with mymy
R: 1 / I: 0

Ongezellig Timeline

We need to make an Ongezellig Timeline, or if there is, send it
R: 5 / I: 2

Newest Shitstone plebbit just dropped

We should raid it or something
https://www.reddit.com/r/Ongezellig_irl/
R: 3 / I: 1

Varg Vikerens made this comment

this cost me 6.6mil ink for an drawing I made this shit
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>NOOO YOU CAN'T BROWSE SOYZELLIG, IT'S HECKIN EVIL EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU CAN HAVE A NORMAL DISCUSSION ABOUT THE SHOW, BUT IT'S JUST HECCIN EVIL OKAY!?!?!
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What is the best platform for a suicide livestream?
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OP has autism denial disorder btw

We all once watched the zellig for the first time. The first impressions, received during the viewing process, are undoubtedly priceless. And I would like to share one of these with (You).

The first month I got acquainted with the series, I sincerely thought that Maya was Flemish (just the Dutch but living in Belgium). Everything (Mymy in particular) on the screen led the viewer to this conclusion. Light (green) eyes and quite white skin (if more concretely, in the first deel it was rather slightly swarthy, like the Southern Europeans, and throughout the entire show, her skin doesn’t really stand out, specifically in comparison with Coco’s tan face, which makes us think of just an inappropriate palette rather than the literal skin color). This, albeit is far-fetched, “Flemishness” gave some charm to the known character. Really, I still don't get why Massa did Maya as mutt only for “muh lack of any ethnic self-identity” while he could not only make her Flemish, but also justify constant statements of different personnages about Maya’s “Belgian bornness”, it actually wouldn’t affect Maya as a character with extreme socialization problems and even give integrity to the picture of the Schoppenboer family (including Coco and Mymy, of course). Ultimately, one of you could argue, that this would “undermine” scenes with a clear Indonesian subtext, but in this case it would be essentially a reverse version of what we have now.

Even if we don't discount her Indo origins, it wouldn't hurt for her to just have tangible Flemish roots to the show will get more logical in context of its racial Santa-Barbara with 83 zelligions of ethnic and sub-ethnic minorities related with the Netherlands.

>Picrel: Flemish SS-Legioner.
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We're taking 'zellig to the streets
R: 2 / I: 0
>mymy jumping with joy when she sees BWC
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>Ongezellig gets me interested in Dutch history
>reads wikipedia page on Dutch colonization of Indonesia
>some Dutch gave the Indonesian women their BWC resulting in Eurasian offspring known as the "Indo people"
>300,000 of these Indos moved to the Netherlands immediately after Indonesian independence
>Maya is implied to be an "Indo" based off the Indonesia map behind her in the classroom

Is Maya basically the Dutch variant of a mestizo?
R: 6 / I: 1

What to do with my money

I want to put my money useful into something zellig related, make it reasonable, pay someone to make an actual good aryan edit of zellig, anything i need ideas
R: 6 / I: 0

VAs voices got posted

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxZKgwnm-kHsWtuQFQAeD0gK-OFtbzH32D?si=2qqdCT_RBK5ce50r
Xheir voices… xhese are… so cute or something.
R: 18 / I: 2

Rarely does my chuddy heart find something adorable, but this is just overload

deel 6 last scene btw
R: 10 / I: 6
>Maya peebs or something
R: 3 / I: 0
Henk.
R: 1 / I: 1
FACT: I stomp nigger's heads in when I'm on my no-goon streak to quell my vril
R: 3 / I: 2
Koos is confirmed to be Russian…
Kuz = Koos
R: 3 / I: 2
new brimstone
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Slavic schizo rant

I think we all know the fact that all main characters in 'zellig are from countries related to netherlands historicaly (no shit sherlock)
>Maya is from indonesia wich used to be a dutch colony, Mymy calls her belgian wich was also dutch
>Mymy is from japan, because netherlands was the only western country japan decided to trade with when japan was in isolation
>Coco is from south Africa wich also used to be dutch for a while, also entirety of aficans is based on dutch language.
So here is the thing, we dont know the nationalities of background characters, wich brings me to my talking point:
THERE NEEDS TO BE A SLAVIC CHARACTER IN ONGEZELLIG
And i MEAN needs.
If you know anything about Peter the great (the first empreror of my homeland) Is that aside from draining swamps, building a big ass navy, killing Swedes and Turks is that he REALY liked the country of Netherlands, so much so the russian flag is based on the dutch flag (real fact btw, i am not being ironic in this antire rant a single time) so considering that pan slavic colours are based on the the biggest slavic nations flag,
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spin
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Janitor applications.. open!

Hello loyal and trusted Zaryans.
Today we have decided that within the next 72 hours, if you have a good enough post history and you write an email to zartyappeals@gmail.com, you might be the lucky winner of a janitor position (you do it for free). Follow the provided footsteps and you will become an official janitor.
Now, why? We have been a bit short on jannies when it comes to amerimutt hours, some time ago malicious links had been up for 4 entire hours due to lack of mutt jannies.
So, step up and be counted, show the world that you're a man.
God bless!

Applications are now closed, thanks a lot to all who applied!
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does anyone have some pics of mymy with a transparent background? kinda like this one? i need it for an edit
R: 21 / I: 6

.

“Mother looking at me
Tell me what do you see?
Yes, I've lost my mind.
Daddy looking at me
Will I ever be free?
Have I crossed the line?„ ~ Tatu. All The Things She Said
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Xhey pulled the plug
R: 5 / I: 1
zelliggggggggggggg armyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
R: 13 / I: 3
'zellig snuck into school yet again
R: 38 / I: 17
mymy drawing
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ADAM.

Am I the only one who likes this Dutch Expat Chink?
R: 6 / I: 4
Holy refined vantablack pyrite
R: 7 / I: 6
wip
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Transmission from the year 2039

This message i posted on july 6 of 2039, then sent into the timesender.
7 past interplatforms it will go to, including this one, what it now is. The finality admin, the sixth one took over the soyparty 5 years due this message.
He milked the gems dry, the coal growed strenghtier.
As of the 24 of september of 2036 the interplatform known as soyparty.com, as former Soyjak.party had been milked dry of gems.
With no gems to send, all activity de-expressed.
The interplatform is almost dead, a finality of image boards.
Remember of this message, as once the admin whose name begins with an L and ends with a E takes over, it is all done with and the bjornstones with be let flown.
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Vera is a Ashkenazi Jewish QUEEN
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Send all of your Ongezellig Art/Wallpapers

Share your ongezellig art, let your creativity shine
>No NSFW
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while researching the history of Antwerp, i found that in Belgian folklore, there was a Giant called "Anti-Goon" who cut off people's hands to stop them from gooning.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antigoon
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Spam this disgusting pedophile yurifag with anti-faggot stuff and dox him if possible. https://x.com/lorenzo537265
R: 3 / I: 0
Guys, was trying to replicate Massa's artstyle. Am i doing this good? Not sure
R: 18 / I: 2
Where do you stand Zaryans? (Spoiler: I know none of you found 'assa pre-zellig here)
Also what else should I add if I'm missing anything in relation to zellig and the sharty?
R: 6 / I: 0

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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Whos your favourite namefag?
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>mayagods wo-AAAACCKKKKKKK!
Part of a bigger project im working on, will show more later
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GARTIC PHONE

HOSTING GARTIC PHONE
ZARYANS ARE WELCOME TO JOIN
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01e1660131
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OPEN ANOTHER ONGEZELLIG MINECRAFT SERVER

We, as Zaryans, need to come together as a community to open up an Anarchy Minecraft Server.
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Lore information nobody cares about

Erhmmmm… Did you know that Mymy was an autist from the beginning? I mean, users in the comment section was joking about her for acting like she was autistic. Then Massa used it in the show, gived Mymy a replica where she said Maya is a "healthy and lively autist".
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>be me browsing zarty
>janny applications open up
>i send an email
>"We analyzed your post history and saw that atleast 50% of your posts involve colored cocks, but we're desperate so"
>i get the janny discord link
>i join, in the member list i see 17 people including Zoot, Zuz and some other people i surprisingly recognize like r_terra and mikebullet
>i notice a channel named #csam
>All 17 mods discussing ways of kidnapping and raping children, pages and pages of cp
>i get scared and leave the server
>i get dm'd with my house address, "You betrayed us and you will suffer the consequences"
>go outside obviously scared
>a man named Zoll arrives and blows my face off with a shotgun
does this ever happen to you?
R: 4 / I: 1

Mymy comes back to her roots

So I'd like to make an AI song (made picrel myself just for it) but seems like every Mymy's AI sounds like a strangled cat trying to give birth to a demon, any good AI dataset and/or website that I could use?
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add /caca/
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Nina appreciation thread

Nina. That is all.
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Attention this is a continuation of the topic:

https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/26708.html

Guys, I think I found something! This church could be added by Masse as an Easter egg, as this temple may be modeled after Van Gogh's church in Etten-Leur. I suspect that the action of "Ongezellig" could take place in Brabant, but the easiest way would be to simply ask Massa himself where the action of this universe takes place. If someone is bored, they should also look for a similar church in smaller towns on Google Earth - it would make the investigation easier.
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Which one would you take?
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what happened to this site? why is there so many weirdos and pedos? why is there barely any gems? why is there so much weirdposting about the 16 year old zellig girls? what we are seeing on this site is what zellig is gonna be for the rest of time since there's not gonna be anymore genuine fans after they all leave this shit behind: a bunch of cord trannies and pedos gooning to little girls.

It's not easy trying to clean the site when Da Joos want you to do useless things like (((education camps))) and throw stupid life stuff at you. Even with how far chuds have come, pedogoonerfags are harder to eradicate. We're still doing our best to solve this, but it's getting much more difficult to do as time passes.
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kill this nigger
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Post a 'Zellig character and what music they would listen to. I'll start with Mymy
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Is this the same thing with zelligniggers?

What is this post mane ☠
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>We will have flying BBCs in 50 years in the future o algo
<No. We will be using more computational power than was required to render the Cars (2006) movie to synthesize a low quality AI voice of a Korean girl playing a Japanese girl pretending to be a Dutch girl reading out skibidi toilet lore.
https://voca.ro/1ewxABqefoUI
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We need MILLIONS to watch Ongezellig

I've made a plan. Mass produce tiktok videos with Ongezellig videos and an ASMR video to keep the brainless people watching. Eventually all the fags will get washed out eventually.
R: 28 / I: 14
You guys are pedos
R: 8 / I: 3
What if I gave Massa a $100k to his Dutch Patreon or whatever the fuck? Would it cure his nigger aids and he'll get off his ass to continue with the show or what?
R: 0 / I: 0

Gartic Phone

Drawing GEMS ONLY
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0130ab1f6e
Will end in an hour or later
R: 6 / I: 1

Proving that Cleo is of African descent

There is a picture where it shows Cleo's information (below)
It says she was born in Willemstad, which is a city in Curaçao.
Curaçao is basically Dutch Jamaica and almost all of the Curaçao citizen have African ancestry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Cura%C3%A7aoans
>Afro-Curaçaoans are people from the island of Curaçao of fully or partially African descent. They make up the majority of Curaçao's population.
Now explain to me why Coco is close friend with her
R: 19 / I: 7
Is there a chance that the fags will stumble across Ongezellig and tear it down? I've been thinking about this for some time. What're the chances of this show going mainstream
R: 13 / I: 8

Actual continuity error

I noticed a legit continuity error, according to the student file ,(included) Maya's birthday is September 21st, 200x, BUT, on the Maya's sweet 16 comic, the last panel(also included) depicts the weather as being cold and overcast.
Cmon massa we know you can do better
R: 11 / I: 1

New canon Ongezellig lore just dropped

Shortly after Massa announced he would no longer actively find a studio to make his ongezellig show, he did a q/a stream on, i think his discord, where he reveals alot of the lore and the things planned in ongezellig. Thanks to this dude in kiwifarms for "leaking" it
Link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18151758
Below are the most important thing he said about the show
>The illustration he made on petje.af are mostly not canon (think of it as either ideas for the show or a "what if" scenario)
>the Mymy's NEET pic is from an alternate universe (i guess he was talking about Mymy getting caught by her parent watching dutch stuff, idk)
>he says he won’t continue Ongezellig as a comic because he thinks he’s very bad at making comics (he really think that lowly about himself? No wonder people think he sabotaged the show). He also thinks Maya’s Sweet 16 is the worst thing he’s ever made.
>About Maya’s Sweet 16 comic. He said that when printing physical copies of said comics, that it uses cheap printing paper that was meant for small ads and not comics, he hates the comic so much he' unironically refund the people who paid for the comic
>Massa reveals revealed Maya is 1/4th Indonesian, 1/4th Indian, 1/4th Chinese and 1/4th Dutch. (Shes a gigamutt)
>he reveals that Maya dad is 1/2 Surinamese Indian and ½ Dutch.
>He also says that her mom is ½ Moluccan (Indonesian) and ½ Chinese-Indonesian
>Massa then says that the idea behind making Maya a gigamutt is he wants to make a character that has zero identity, who doesnt belong in anywhere. She can’t belong anywhere since they’re alienated by others.
>Massa explain the “farm attack” incident that zellig fans thought was the cause of Coco’s parent's death was a red herring. They died in a fatal car crash. He then goes on to explain that if her parents died by black thieves in a farm attack incident, Coco would've never been close friends with Cleo, since Cleo is an Afro-Aruban.
>Maya's mother' name is “Soei”(It’s a chinese name and Massa apparently had a full Chinese name for her before she married the dad).
>Massa says that Maya's resentment towards her sister, especially towards Coco, starts with her losing her cat
>Massa had an episode idea involving Maya getting a new cat. Coco comes in, she’s allergic so the cat has to go. The cat would go to her grandparents instead, Maya still having access but far less, until one day the cat gets cancer and had to be euthanized. Maya resents Coco even more for taking away her only friend. This was apparently based on a true story from Massa’s life
>Massa reveals that Coco feels immensly guilty for basically losing Maya's cat. She thinks that Maya must feel the same way she herself felt when she lost her biological parents. It's one of the main reason why she's so friendly towards Maya.
>he also planned a a band episode where Maya wanted to Join Coco’s band because she really wants to, but she has no musical talent. Coco’s band is pretty talented and “eurobeat-folkband” centric, which makes no sense but they do it because it’s unique and different. Cleo is the lead singer and guitarist, as well as the main boss of the band. Coco is chill and likes to be there. Yfke is always stoned. Zoey is the quiet introverted type, Maya was actually intersted in befriending Zoey since they’re both quiet types, but besides that they have nothing in common which is why she fails at trying to befriend her since Zoey is uninterested.
>apparently, Mymy’s sister episode is the most fleshed out. Mymy’s sister tracks her down and has this big elaborate scheme where she infiltrates the school pretending to be a korean boy that causes Maya to fall for her since K-Pop boys are hot or something. She immediately befriends Maya (she knows everything about the Schoppenboer family because she’s a genius), she knows Maya’s weak spots. Maya thinks she’s made a friend but Mymy’s sister is just there to get Mymy back to Japan. She asks Maya to stay over for the night, Maya agrees, when she stays over Mymy is none-the-wiser, Coco is VERY skeptical of her presense on befriending Maya, Maya’s mom is just excited to hear Maya finally made a new friend. Coco objects, but Maya’s mom shuts her down and that he can stay (it’s revealed Maya’s mom is the pushy, bitchy type that only likes her kids if they accomplish something). Coco and Mymy keep a lookout on the “boy” that involves a nerfgun shootout between Mymy and her sister like those old cowboy movies. But in the end Mymy’s sister gets found out when they are back at school, Maya chats with her, she goes to the bathroom, Mymy doesn’t buy that her sister is korean so as a test she asks her to sign an autograph of Kim Jon Un since she’s a “big fan”, Mymy’s sister does it in perfect korean handwriting since she studied very hard for it. Later when they’re all back at home Mymy’s sister sneaks into Mymy’s room to kidnap her, pulls the sheets off only to reveal no one’s there, camera cuts to behind her back with Mymy pointing her nerf gun at her. Mymy knew she was a fake since if her sister is “south korean” then she wouldn’t have signed the picture of North Korea’s leader. Mymy’s sister knows this, but she asks how Mymy knows she was her sister. Mymy responds by saying she doesn’t know, this was supposed to be very anticlimactic. Episode maybe ends with Coco beating the shit out of Mymy’s sister and kicks her out, ends sadly as Maya loses what she thought was her only friend. Massa was thinking of hiring an actual Japanese VA to voice Mymy’s sister.
>Massa had a “Anne Frank: The Musical” episode idea that involved Mymy somehow.
>It’s revealed Mymy ran away from her family because she likes the Netherlands more than Japan, changed her identity to not be caught (this was the main reason for becoming orange and freckled, not just that she wants to pass as a Dutch girl as she didn’t want to be caught by her sister). Massa himself admits it’s a bit unrealistic for Mymy to escape Japan as a 6 year old into the Netherlands, but he guesses she’s a genius herself to get rid of the evidence.
>Massa confirms 100% without a shadow of a doubt Maya does not have Autism and only ADD. This is partially based on himself as he has ADD too
>Coco cares a lot about her friends and family, reveals that she did in fact had a unborn sibling from her old family.
R: 6 / I: 0
>tfw Maya's only future is literally that one hentai comic about a girl's life going into a downward spiral of drugs, prostitution and STDs after High School
R: 6 / I: 0
I did some digging and found some pretty surprising result related to the popularity of Ongezellig
Apparently. The word grew in popularity in September 2023 (around that time a popular Russian cartoon reviewer would review ongezellig) and then it hit its peak of popularity in April 2024
Now its decreasing in popularity
Do you think we should keep going with popularizing Zellig by getting cartoon youtube reviewers to review ongezellig?
R: 18 / I: 4

/r/

Anyone got the one where Cleo is doing the 2 middle fingers? I need it thanks
R: 3 / I: 1
Massa updated his website again
https://www.studiomassa.nl/
What it looked like before: https://web.archive.org/web/20240106093201/https://studiomassa.nl/
What could this mean fellow Zaryans?
R: 10 / I: 2
>Me and my only female friend, both 17
>Told me yesterday that she broke up with her bf
>He doesn’t want along d’stance relationship and saw some pretty girl on the Metro or something
>Cried to me on phone for 10 minutes
>Today they reconciled

Is this what I’m missing out while playing Hearts of Iron all day Zaryans? Is this the teenage love Hollywood and Country music promised? Should I try to go out with hopes of finding a girl like Mymy? Or should I ask my grandma to find me an illiterate mormon girl from Utah? Where is our generation headed?
R: 5 / I: 1

Strange Pastebin I found

Posted on May 8th, 2019: https://pastebin.com/yKvRnsze
Google Translated:
>Dear Sir/Madam,
<
>This Context is optional, but certainly helpful:
<
>Until recently I was the main administrator of the Community server of the Dutch Youtuber Studio Massa. During my position there I fought against a number of alt-right trolls who shared a lot of politically extremist stuff. Studio Massa, the youtuber and owner of the Server, has been inactive for half a year, takes no responsibility for the Server, refuses to give up ownership and does not offer any staff member assistance by publicly choosing a side. Because of this I got stuck between his wishes / those of the good half of the community and those of the other half (the trolls), which made me overstressed and paranoid. Those same trolls abused the inactive owner to slowly make the community distrust me, which eventually made me voluntarily step down because it became too much for me mentally (exactly according to their intentions). Despite being away from there for a few months now and focusing on my own community where drama has no place, I still get negativity almost daily, and since a few days I know why: The banned extremist trolls have set up a Shadowserver where they collect as much information about me and a few others as possible, expose it and actively spread hate to new and old members of the Studio Massa Community; despite the fact that I have been away from there for months. The owners of that shadowserver allow everything even if it violates the discord TOS, so the existence of this Server is extremely harmful to everyone relevant to Massadonia.
End of Context.
<
>I have two general questions based on this context.
<
>1. Regarding the Mainserver: How is Discord looking at a Server that slowly becomes "a loose cannon" by an owner who has explicitly chosen to become inactive and not transfer ownership to anyone else. In principle, a community and its staff are then doomed to fight it out themselves in the most dramatic ways possible in the event of any fragmentation, as I have unfortunately experienced myself.
<
>2. Regarding the Shadow Server of the banned members: What is the best way to report a Server with multiple Discord TOS violations of multiple types? After a week of analyzing the Server, I have created a spreadsheet with almost all mild to severe TOS violations in the Shadow Server (ID: 523967300173430813). I have added this as an attachment for context, but this does not have to be an official report. But since I can only report 1 user, 1 type of TOS violation and 1 message at a time, I wonder if there is a better way to report this.
<
>You have my sincere gratitude for spending your time to answer my questions (possibly with the help of the context). Please take your time for an answer or follow-up, and if you need more information, please do not hesitate to ask.
<
>Kind regards,
<
>Michael "MikedeKokkie" de Kok, former admin of Massadonia
TL;DR (based on the translated text): This appears to be a 2 party conversation between admin Mike and someone who is not explicitly named, but they appear to be a former admin of the server. They talk about how they had "fought against a number of alt-right trolls who shared a lot of politically extremist stuff." and that these same trolls would "harass" them and that they formed a "Shadowserver" where they collect as much information about them and others as possible, expose it and actively cause discourse to new and old members of the Studio Massa Community. Mike then questions some of the stuff this person brings up as concern.
That begs the question of who is this "Shadowserver" of trolls that have attempted to scrape info and harass one of the admins there into leaving and pester the rest of the community before soyteens did? (Reminder the "Hi again /qa/ bros" spammer didn't post on /qa/ until around August, 2021)
This may be related to >>27160, but the months are so far off from each other it's hard to say.
R: 2 / I: 4
>driveable gooks
R: 0 / I: 0
Can someone please draw Coco and Barend Strydom holding up a large AWB flag together. It'd fit very well because they're both based Aryan South African racists
R: 47 / I: 9
Wholesome or something
R: 24 / I: 4
do you think she is cute?
R: 6 / I: 1
'zellig is dead because i said so and the novelty wore off or something
R: 0 / I: 0

Oh no a frog

Now your day is ruined
R: 3 / I: 0
i like to look under mymy's dress in the model, it makes me feel great, when i'm in the bad mood, i always do that, i recommend you to do the same, i want to run her over with a car while singing EURO-PA-PA, EURO-PA-PA and wave european schengen's flag around.
R: 14 / I: 2

'assa'cord mods are paranoid

I posted this innocent and 'zellig-unrelated image and everybody on the chat started freaking out and a mod threatened me. These niggas are literally paranoid geg
R: 2 / I: 1

/TV/ 200000000 GET IS COMING

YOU WILL STEAL IT!
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=tv&get=200000000&chan=4chan
R: 22 / I: 6
>O SAAR COCO IM BOUTA CUM o algo
R: 5 / I: 0
I do wonder why this is the case.

Your 'sponse, Zaryans?
R: 2 / I: 0

4CUCK'S /VT/ 77777777 GET IS APPROACHING

PREPARE TO STEAL IT!
https://4chan.org/vt/
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=vt&get=77777777&chan=4chan
R: 32 / I: 7
Are the buildings in the background based on an actual location? Can we geolocate them? Also, what is Zoey reading?
R: 9 / I: 8
Hate nazis love ongezellig
simple as kek
R: 14 / I: 4

One More Shot

Did it get deleted?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53136580
R: 4 / I: 1
/vt/ get is coming up, you VVILL steal it, and you VVILL post a picture of Mymy in /lig/ because it would be funny
https://boards.4chan.org/vt/thread/77768742
R: 2 / I: 0

Translated comics

Translated a random comic I found on deviant art with google if you have any translated comics yourself post them. "confusionandcreation" is the artist if interested.
R: 3 / I: 2

2b2t takeover

2b2t, a kind of niche Minecraft Server, could be used to spread Ongezellig. For starters mostly,everyone on 2b2t are no lifes and are chuds. Yes there are some fags on 2b but its a fraction of the people. Second, they are a very enclosed group. Unlike every other faggot community, 2b2t came from late 4chan and worrying about trannies taking over Ongezellig isn't going to happen. To spread the word the best way is to make maparts, they are Minecraft maps that you can put designs on, we can ace these maps in the most populated areas on the server. There ARE some cons to this though. First, if you dont want to wait hours in their "queue" you can pay 20$ to skip the line whenever you want for a monthly fee, or a single time purchase for a month. Second, we need materials, there is a duplication glitch though. There are many talented people 2b2t and if we spread to there, Ongezellig might be better than ever, and wont be popular enough to get raided by faggots outside
R: 51 / I: 32
Them arguing again…
-Vera Persijn
R: 9 / I: 2
Someone on /co/ paid for another ad spot on Time Square (Nigga that's NUTS!)
R: 1 / I: 0
>Here is some extremely boring information about my life
R: 11 / I: 3

mymy

Mymy is the type of person, that would say the N-word in the midle of the good game of Tf2. She wouldn't be banned because she is a girl!
R: 26 / I: 6
austinball.. your response?
R: 6 / I: 1
>ongezellig mentioned
Hi fed
R: 1 / I: 0
Efteling theme park 🌷🇳🇱🎡🎢
R: 6 / I: 3

Zaryan

May I please have a water
R: 13 / I: 2
Here's Foenkie as angryjak. What do you think?
R: 33 / I: 7
This guy is so obsessed bruh 🤣💀
These comments are from deel 1+2 btw
R: 5 / I: 0
https://drawiki.com/ongezellig

ann1 wna join?
R: 32 / I: 14
KILL FAGGOTS
R: 3 / I: 0

Third time's the charm

Extended this guy's stuff
https://youtu.be/v7FcDtVKKa0?si=0bzWeLEL-khI7PcY

He isn't exactly keyed but I thought this unfinished animation of his was gemmy

>Timed-out

>Not a WebM file
R: 17 / I: 3

Maya

Am I the only one who thinks that Maya is hot?
R: 5 / I: 3
Are there any AI models/sites that can turn the girls into old style oil paintings like from William van Oranj (aka Stille Willem)'s time in the 1500s? Would be really gemmy imo
R: 3 / I: 1
>_gussywussy
>mutual servers
>"Neco Zone"
>"Kittens"
Erm… what the sigma?
R: 12 / I: 8
>zoot just changed the page icon
Mayaryans, did we just win?
R: 27 / I: 7
>trooncord woke up
FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK PRIDE MONTH, FUCK NIGGERS WHO SUPPORTS THIS EVENT
<le reddit space
/ZELLIG/ WIN
/LGBT/ LOST
R: 11 / I: 3
dude holy shit do NOT download this webm file >>26017 it's cursed. i don't know what this janny/mod did to this video, but it breaks windows
so My PC has been running way too slow, and making noises, and the windows file explorer kept glitching out, the thumbnails of files not showing up, sometimes straight up not being able to open files, it was getting so annoying. this shit went on for 3 days. i finally checked the running processes and a proces called "COM surrogate" was using like 1 GB of memory for some reason. i investigated this, and apparently COM surrogate is a windows process and it's using so much memory because it keeps trying to create a thumbnail for a video file, but it fails every time so it gets stuck on this loop over and over while clogging the memory. i used something called processexplorer to discover which video file was causing this problem, and found out it was "soyzellig mod interface.webm" , i saved it 3 days ago because i wanted to keep the video of what soyzellig's mod interface looks like. and upon discovering this file, i couldn't delete it either. to delete it, i had to restart the computer in safe mode, and then i was finally able to get rid of it. this shit took me 3 whole days to figure out. i had no idea you could break someones's pc with a webm file like that. we could weaponize this somehow
R: 6 / I: 4
Hey, do any of you Zaryans have the other variants of these? I'm trying to complete my collection
R: 12 / I: 5
Zaryans of xitter, please, stop posting OCs.
Nobody is interested in your delusional characters which haven't any connection with zellig
R: 51 / I: 21
Why did they ban me for saying this?
R: 5 / I: 2
Sketches of coco and kiki (and cato's juicebox)
R: 5 / I: 1
I just realized…
R: 5 / I: 2
/floydzellig/
R: 2 / I: 0

Old Petjead banner Art

>OH MY FAUCI, IT'S LORE!!!!!!
R: 4 / I: 2

mymy

So guys, bassicaly have a friend that likes soyjaks. I met the guy a year ago and he showed me cool video of Soyjaks dancing with song called "Weird science". I saw Coco shaking her hand at the begining. I said to him "What is this?". He explained to me that it's called Ongezellig. Year later I watched Ongezellig. Gotta say it's a good show. It's ironic because I ended up being a Soyteen and Zaryan.
R: 5 / I: 0
Fnfags have taken over Sharty's /qa/
Bump Zellig threads and create new ones until they're gone
R: 2 / I: 1
I'm reforming the Dutch Empire in Bloody Europe II. I already conquered Belgium and Luxembourg. France and Germany are next
R: 11 / I: 3
i'm still jealous of that one zaryan who said he's studying in south africa and many girls in the school look like coco even doe he probably made it up. today i used perfumed shampoo and hair conditioner just to imagine how coco's beautiful fluffy hair would smell like.
R: 23 / I: 5
Mymy fanart. My siblings say it looks like she has jaundice, what do yall think?
R: 13 / I: 4
>deleted my thread
0 freedom of speech award
R: 7 / I: 3
They are trying to ban zellig posting after one of us joined. change the vote so the sclog can be a zellig forum
https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/ban-ongezellig.2180/page-2#post-32197
R: 13 / I: 4
Keyed as fuck or Locked as shit?
R: 11 / I: 6

Ongezellig

She is the best racist character.
R: 18 / I: 5

Pride month 'zellig

We're so valid xisters!
R: 1 / I: 0
What does IAZ and soft NAZ mean?
R: 4 / I: 1
I am black and I like ongezellig
why do you guys have to all be racist?
happy pride month btw
R: 4 / I: 2
MARGE??????????
R: 20 / I: 3
>lmao Mymy isnt actually racist
R: 0 / I: 0

Low effort stuff

Used some stuff I found on the sharty's Ongezellig AI thread. I was planning to use Mymy to AI voice the whole song but no luck so far, so I settled for this instead
R: 5 / I: 3
mymy ha black hair? and brown eyes? isn't that just a shitskin? I mean if not for the cartoony orange skin color she would be some yellow chink
I don't know this makes me enjoy the show way less knowing this now.
R: 52 / I: 18

Project Zigle Zogle

Hallo allemaal!
Here is some update on the project to show you that I am not dead.

The soyduel is complete. It doesn't look that great and could see some improvments, but I want to move on with the rest of the scene. The most discusting character to animate was the troon. I had difficulties colouring him. Maya was easy to animate in comparison. I also planed to make a wind effect for the whole scene (as seen in the beginning of the video) but it did not look great. I just made the sky move to make the illusion of a wind.

I think that scene 1 and 2 will be finished either in December, January or Februrary. After that I will release them as deel 1 of ep 1. I am going for Massa's strategy, since this will likely boost the views a bit (the algorithm loves it when you post a lot of videos). Animation also take a lot of time, so this will shorten the time frame between content drops.

I will keep you up to date as to whats going on with the project when I have something interesting to share. I will post updates here and on the zarty. I will try to also post updates on the tube in the community section.

You can watch the video on the 'tube. Make sure to comment like and subscribe! I would appreciate it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk9bXd2m0jA

(note: i am too lazy to convert the mp4 file to webm so go watch it on the tube or on /qa/)
R: 17 / I: 21
Post a zelliger and what type of games they play
R: 26 / I: 5
REEEEEEEEEEE KILL HIM!!!!
R: 5 / I: 1
>some shitty 4 minutes troonslop has more views than all of ongezellig
I feel defeated. I thought our show was good?
R: 8 / I: 6

MYMY TORTURE GAME

Would be cool and satisfying and stress relieving and relaxing methinks
R: 6 / I: 2

Wakeup babe new cam artwork just dropped

Mymy is Maltese confirmed by Cam, she realised the superior cuisine of Malta.

I LOVE EATING BUNNY RABBITS
R: 40 / I: 11
when did you guys find out about 'zellig?
R: 5 / I: 0
Some mymycare and mymyrevenge images which haven't been posted outside of the cursed thread yet
R: 21 / I: 5
Whats something unusual you HAVE to do in your lifetime?
R: 8 / I: 1
fuck this shit website
R: 31 / I: 9
New zellig artist dropped on xitter
R: 6 / I: 8

baba win

baba win
R: 3 / I: 1

I wrote about Maya

Hallo allemaal.
I wrote these 900 words, but I am dissatisfied with them. It feels shallow. If you've any advice on how I could improve on it, I'd very much appreciate it.
https://pastebin.com/WtEy04n2
R: 11 / I: 6

Project OngePunisher

Hello Everybody, I'm thequestion619 and I'm the creator and Leader of Project OngePunisher.

It's a reimagining Of Issue 21 of the Punisher Comic: Punisher Max. I lead a group of 20 talented artist, We've been stuck developing the server for the past week. But as I post this work has finally Begun on the Comic.

I will post weekly updates on Our project and how things are going, I hope you all will enjoy it.

Just a disclaimer, this wasn't made to spite or get back at Project roy, or Project Ongezellig continuation. This is simply me and my friends having some fun.
R: 16 / I: 8
dutch is not a real language
R: 22 / I: 3
Why are we like this?
R: 12 / I: 8
ITT post a gem and a coal in no particular order, ill start (NAZ allowed)
R: 10 / I: 4

The 'zellig effect is truly remarkable

I just cannot understand how zellig gained such a big community and even obsession over it. But I am personally a part of this effect. I mean, its just a stupid silly animation that doesn't even last 20 minutes in total. Normally when I find something like this on YT I think about it maybe for the rest of the day and forget about it. I have watched several much longer, deeper and more complex shows like BCS or AoT, and it's completely understandable for them to be stuck in my head for some time, but this?! I see I'm not alone with it albeit, so I wonder why is this happening? Why this short and rather shallow animation is getting stuck in so many people's heads? Is it because we are all fucking autists?
R: 27 / I: 7
what if the antizelligers are right..? what if we're nothing but autistic retards obsessing over a failed tranime? what if we're nothing but niggers larping as nazis? what if we're nothing but a pest to the sharty? i think a mass suicide is the only option…

>failed tranime even though we're the most successful chuddy community keeping troons out as much as possible
>niggers larping as nazis even though we've made so many shining glistering gems compred to the rest of anti-zelligfags
>pest to the sharty even though our histories have always co-existed side-by-side and we'll always be soyteen by heart
Yep issa falseflagger, may God change your heart for the better
R: 35 / I: 9
>one 3 weeks old episode of skibiditiolet has more views than all of ognezellig "episodes"
is our "show" dogshit?

(Baited no one award)
R: 3 / I: 0
Evromymy
R: 9 / I: 1
Why even pay for the servers of this dead website? are we this retarded zelligniggers? XD

We'll always live in your head rent-free.
R: 5 / I: 4
Zellig is a sharty culture
R: 42 / I: 9

Mymy care thread

Total mymyabusefag death
Total Mymy victory
R: 11 / I: 2
mymy doodle
R: 4 / I: 1

Last night Massa was in my dreams

I had this really weird sorta dream last night where I was at school just fooling around. at one point though during this dream I would be inside a classroom walking to a trash bin to throw something away. As I threw the trash I had I would accidently throw this tv remote that was apparently important that I needed to pull it out the trash bin. When I reached to grab the remote I would notice that there was bands of Dutch money that just so happen to be in the trash. My eyes would flare up instantly as I knew I was RICH! I remember quickly turning to my teacher who just so happened to be Massa himself. I quickly went up to him with the gazillion euros I found, asking Massa if he can take the euros and transfer it into usd like his some magic man or something. Massa looked slightly old and he was also bald but I was still some how able to assume that it was Massa. Massa would respond to me in kindness saying "yes my child you can transfer this money into usd, meet me later after class so we can arrange things" (idk if thats accurate but he said some shit like that). I never really got those euros transferred within my dream but later on after that encounter I was walking out of this other classroom and as I was passing by the class Massa was teaching in I saw him yelling at some kids to get to where they were supposed to be. I would end up telling him to stfu as I passed by since I found it annoying but yea that was my strange dream I had where Massa would end up being in.
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Self improvement

This thread is for all the zariyans who want to improve there lives and are sick of frying there brains with the modern addictions of man. Post progress and thoughts here.
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Does anyone have the English Version of this on hand please?
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Ban Mymy abuse and the faggots who post it
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Just reposting art I made

This is so retro you can feel the pixels , these pixel really make you feel like you are pixeling the pixel of my pixel and -
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You killed the man, not the idea
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Comic I madeee

Hiii I made this zellig thing, idk where else to post it but ill put it here!
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do you use a 0.5 pencil (aryan) or 0.7 pencil (aryan)
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Ghanshan thread

I saw this on the zelligwiki, the account seems pretty tame to me, I actually like her OC's.

Can someone redpill me on if shes a troon or smth
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Coco is going to Heaven
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FROOOT WHAT IS THIS

why does it say my ip is blocked from posting on the sharty even doe i use a vpn (i use nord)
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Befriend Mymy. Respect Mymy. Pat Mymy's head. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into Mymy's mouth. Love Mymy. Share some food with Mymy. Hug Mymy. Launch Mymy into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat Mymy like a human being. Warn Mymy not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with Mymy. Cuddle with Mymy. Watch TV and play video games with Mymy. Invite Mymy to parties. Report Mymy to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop mymyabuseniggers in half. Give up your seat for Mymy. Free Mymy from quicksand. Tell racist jokes with Mymy. Appreciate Mymy. Eat with Mymy. Dance with Mymy with steel-toed boots. Cremate Mymy in the oven, but only if her family didn't want her to be buried. Dignify Mymy. Civil rights for Mymy. Collect Mymy's garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct Mymy with a ray gun. Help Mymy cross the road. Shake Mymy's hand. Admire Mymy. Slice mymyabuseniggers with a katana. Behead mymyabuseniggers with a battle axe. Stab mymyabuseniggers until they bleed out. Explode a mymyabusenigger's head with a shotgun. Go to a mymyabuse convention with a car bomb. Burn down a mymyabusenigger's house while xhey're in it. Force a mymyabusenigger into a brazen bull. Dox mymyabuseniggers. Push a mymyabusenigger off a cliff. Kidnap a mymyabusenigger and starve xhem to death. Crucify mymyabuseniggers. Drown a mymyabusenigger in the ocean. Hang a mymyabusenigger from a tree. Kneel on a mymyabusenigger's neck. Bully a mymyabusenigger into suicide. Choke a mymyabusenigger to death. Punch a mymyabusenigger so hard xheir teeth fall out. Run over a mymyabusenigger with a truck. Shoot a mymyabusenigger with a sniper rifle. Crush a mymyabusenigger's toes with a hammer. Slit a mymyabusenigger's throat. Waterboard mymyabuseniggers. Skin a mymyabusenigger alive.
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FIX THE FUCKING ZELLIGWIKI

It has been taken over by degenerate kikes for days. Just replace the porn images with Nazi flags or do literally anything else just stop this degeneracy
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how did that guy manage to get his thread deleted 4 times in a row holy geg
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ITT we post drawings of the sisters as National Socialists
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Dutch woman pulling thread

I need a dutch wife ffs.

How do I go about it guys, I'm thinking of learning the language a little bit and going to the netherlands during my euro travels. Should I just go and pull a Dutch farmer girl. How should I do it because I need Zaryan children
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/MCG/ Mymy Care General

Kill your local mymyabusefag
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Someone PLEASE make more mymycare gems
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>every kid should be given puberty blockers until they turn 25 in case they turn out to be trans
Marge, why did Mymy say this?
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ZARTYCUCKS WHAT THIS?
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>massa sells ongezellig to a big animation studio
>Ongezellig becomes a dutch TV show
>they make Mymy lesbian and give Coco a black boyfriend just to distance the show from chudcels
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Im thinking of buying the swords and sandals full bundle, have you ever played a swords and sandals game before?
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Babe wake up, new AU just dropped
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anyone has this image in higher res?
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R_TERRA leaked real!!11!!11

Zaryans, R terras face got leaked on der cord omgsisa beautiful trans latinx
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is "GEKOLONISEERD" like BLACKED/BLEACHED but dutch
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Not going to twitter again
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>私はカミングしています
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Make a zellig gem out of this
https://youtu.be/reOLeLX0Q9U?si=iZs6Mb55x_w_f5TP
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We should donate a CoCo’s statue to Orania
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Mymy and Chud thread
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Art request

Art gods, please draw Maya as batman and mymy as the joker. And if you got the time buff coco as bane. No sexual shit please. Thank you
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Jesus Christ everywhere I go I see her
I cannot escape her
I AM GOING MAD I AM GOING MENTAL HELP
WHAT DID I DO TO GET MAYA TO HAUNT ME
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Screw school
Exams are temporary
Ongezellig is eternal
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Million dollar zellig flag

Hi zaryans I am the one who bought the NOT PHOTOSHOPPED mymy on the soviet shell
I just purchased 5x10 inches of space on Lord Mile's flag.
https://x.com/real_lord_miles/status/1793436657284259936
https://ko-fi.com/s/027ede70f3
This is what I put on it. You may also add more space and put it next to this.
Zellig worldwide or something
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Ongezellig Fan art

>you are filled with soy and microplastics
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Mymy holding gemmy Russian and Ukrainian flags
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Maya is Aryan

Many people believe Maya is ethnically Indonesian however, you can tell just from her appearance that she is at least partially Aryan. The green eyes guarantee she has some White DNA. Light eye colors such as green are a uniquely White feature. Her skin is also barely darker than the other sisters. Even if she is from Indonesia does not mean she is ethnically Indonesian. Keep in mind, it has not even been confirmed she was born in Indonesia, that is just a theory.
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Gemerald

Some legend made a very high effort image ot Mymy wearing Brenton Tarrant's armor and holding a similar gun. This is probably the best Ongezellig fanart I've ever seen
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Our response Zaryans?
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'zellig is just dutch MLP.
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Can someone draw Mymy kneeling on george floyd
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why did massa choose that name? what does it mean? it's very racist and problematic. "Massa" is how black slaves in american plantations pronounced "master" while talking to their owners.
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Oh my Fauci…
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How different would things be if the 'Rona/Kung Flu outbreak never happened during zellig's development? Would the /qa/ shill still happen? Would Soot have still made the Sharty if everyone wasn't stuck inside by then?
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Mymy with her best friend, Payton Gendron
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how do i make nutwave songs?

title
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I am fully conceived that you could replace most of the Garfield comics with Maya and mymy and it still would work
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Total zaryan victory
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Can someone draw Mymy holding Brenton Tarrant's gun and/or wearing his armor which he wore during the shooting
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Found this on sharty: https://www.sp-studio.de/#

YOU WILL MAKE GEMS
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Mymy saying a gemmy speech about /co/omers
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Hearing the original voice acting from the old pilot is so odd
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDrBWHvfeM&feature=youtu.be
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Low effort art I made of Mymy
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ALERT ALERT ALERT MYMY ON PPF IS UNDER ATTACK
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1226,-562,18
HEAD INTO THIS THREAD FOR THE IMAGE OVERLAY AND IMAGE
https://soyzellig.party/raid/res/157.html#q196
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I just got flashed by that image with Mymy and Maya holding a chart comparing “female sexual attractiveness vs age” what the fuck is wrong with you niggas
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Zelligwaffen Division propaganda
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My plan

Hello ZARYANS, today I will be talking about my plan to learn Dutch using the popular Aryan TV gem ONGEZELLIG.

I will be watching Ongezellig (fully) 5 times everyday. I will also study dutch for like an hour using a book and for around the same site using a site. I will report back every week.

Wish me luck, or whatever.
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itt post ongezellig yuri
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Anatomy of a Chud
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Dumb Shill Idea: Operation OIU (Orange It Up)

Idea inspired by this post I saw on the sharty.
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Basically we take tranny/leftoid memes and make characters look like Mymy killing them and niggers, share them online and add soyzellig.party next to the author names. It would help bring chud traffic to the site and increase troon rope rates, or something.
I've also provided a cutout of Mymy's hair just to make it easier to plaster onto characters when creating
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TKD
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If you hate Sharty, you will never be a real Zaryan. If you hate Zarty, you will never be a real Soyteen.
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I drew Mymy as the yes chad meme
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Here niggas, now stop using that low quality shit I keep seeing posted
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ITT we post drawings of the Sisters as National Socialists
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>Hello my Ongezelligs! How are you on this Gemerald day?
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>Hear me out. Mymy is internally a Japanese nationalist who, after being disowned by her family, outwardly projects a false negative attitude toward the country and overcompensates with Dutch nationalism.
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>>Owns a body pillow, a distinctly Japanese product
>>Still keeps a Japanese-style haircut
>>Wears an outfit noticeably similar to Japanese girls' school uniforms (see picture)
>>Insults Vera in Japanese at a moment's hesitation, despite being adopted at such a young age that she wouldn't have learned insults well
>>Knowledgeable about anime and Maya's "films" even though her hatred alone would not normally justify such extensive knowledge
>>Is searched for by her sister but not by her parents
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>The only evidence that points otherwise is the Hikikiomymy illustration (assuming its even canon at all), but her obsession with Dutch culture could still have just been a result of growing tensions between her and her family, not the cause of it.
Mymyxisters, our response?????????
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Requests

Im planning on doing requests for ongezellig fartart. Feel free to request anything except for gross yuri lesbian gay ship retardation.
I'll do them at my own pace and post them on this thread/twitter(yosack jaki) or something idk. maybe il do a good job
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R_Terra copypasta

"Living moving forward
Might party leads:
The Boer people march
And you are their banner, Coco!

For all Boers, like light,
You've been burning since your mouth
Leading to where there is no grief.
Where is joy, Coco!

Years go by, year after year
You protect us from adversity
And the distant sky is visible
You top, Coco!

You dried up the enemy's greed
You taught us how to win
You handed the key into the hands of the week
From new life, Coco!

You are known throughout the universe
You are a glorious master of deeds
Knowing the thoughts of the poor
I sing to you, Coco!"

R_Terra gem!
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Hello

Guys have you heard of this new anime called Ongezellig? I've been planning to watch it ever since it released, but had no time. Is it good? It kinda deviates from normal anime style, so it might be interesting.
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Pixel art I made
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Shitty pixel art I made on pixelplace.io
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so what does this picture actually portrays? why are they crying in the back??
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I took over iran in pixelplace.io
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how do i set up the program that's used to make the ongezellig ai covers or whatever
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Soyolinguistics

Dutch: ongezellig
German: ungesellig
Soyspeak: 'zellig
English: asocial; unsociable

Wait; this is not right. How come the English variant is so different from its xister languages?

Despite English belonging to the West Germanic language family, alongside Dutch, German, and Soyspeak, the translated words are significantly different. This divergence is because the words did not derive from pure (Aryan) Germanic roots but rather from what is known today as Middle French.

Historically, English was entirely Germanic until the Norman Conquest of England in 1066. Afterward, the Norman French became the ruling class of England, causing English to mix with Middle French. This is why modern English contains many Latinate words and deformed spellings.

However, there has been propaganda to revert English back to its Aryan roots. In 1966, a chud named Paul Jennings published a series of articles titled "1066 and All Saxon." These articles unfolded a version of English that might have existed had the Norman Invasion failed. This led to decades of events that would make Jennings's propaganda successful. The resulting type of English is known today as " *Anglish*. " Examples of Anglish include "rainshade" for umbrella and "godlore" for religion. Imo these words are arguably better than xeir English counterparts.

This raises the question: what would the word "ongezellig" be in pure Aryan English, aka Anglish? Let's find out!

The word "ongezellig" consists of four parts:
- "on," meaning "not";
- "ge," which has a complicated definition that is hard to understand;
- "zell," the root word, which isn't a word in Dutch and derives directly from the Proto-Germanic "saljô," meaning "roommate" or "companion";
- "ig," which forms adjectives from nouns.

All these parts, except one, can be easily translated into English (I'll explain later please be patient)

"on-" can be translated to "un-," as both mean "not" and come from the same root.
"ge-" can be translated to "a-," which seems unrelated but actually makes sense if you research it on Wiktionary. An example is "gelijk" versus "alike."
Since "zell" isn't a Dutch word, translating it is a bit more challenging. However, we can consult Wiktionary for its derivative "saljô" and its descendants. Unfortunately, English has no direct word originating from "saljô," but we can create one by following English's phonological shift. I think "sell" would be OK.
Finally, "-ig" can be translated to "-y," as both form adjectives from nouns and share the same root.

Thus, the result would be "unaselly," which aligns more closely with English's xister languages.

If you've read this far, I thank you, as it took me more than an hour of dedication to write what I believe is a potential gem.
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Coco and Mymy holding the Nazi flag
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Just some gems
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Ongezellig keychains

Will you buy?
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>Ongezellig
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>talented in art, still his art gets disliked by his teacher somehow
<talented in slideshow presentation making, still her art gets disliked by her teacher
>got rejected from art school
<didnt got rejected from any school, atleast for now
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Ongezellig Reanimated Collab #2

Post your finished work here, since Zooty Zoot can't fix pinned thread.
Previous thread: >>7779
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Activity check, does anyone wanna do twitch raids
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Who gave the owners of watchpeopledie the idea to add ongezellig emojis? They turned them into fucking furries
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my love for 'zellig is fading.. post gems to replenish my love.. dont leave me behind zaryans..
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SPVA WAS THE GUY WHO MADE THE ORIGINAL SHARTY ZELLIG BANNER WHATTTTTTT
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Chud n Mymy or something

The Chud x Mymy thread broke so I'll be making a new one here.
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Mother's Day

Hello my brothers! What are you doing in this beautiful sunday night? I've just finished making a special dinner for Mother's Day, she seemed so happy. Have you made something unique for your mother today? :3
Also, I've been planning to live in the Netherlands in 10-20 years from now on, any tips or anything I should know? Comment if you also think of living there!
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Ideas for ongesellig

Offer your ideas for the show, what is the role of other characters, what is the development of the heroines and the ending for the series
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what is this website i found it on pixelplanet.fun
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old toss i never shared cause i forgot
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Maya WIN
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Erm, what the sigma
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OMGSISAAAAAA
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Rectification

There are three types of sexual paraphilias, they are:

pedophilia – sexual attraction to prepubescent people.
hebephilia – sexual attraction to people in early puberty (from 11 to 14 years old).
ephebophilia – sexual attraction to people aged 15–19.

Why am I writing this? Because I think it should be explained that some people who like the sisters and their friends too much are called wrongly. The correct term is simply a pervert, not a pedophile.
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Haven’t posted on zarty in a while
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>cordtrannies raid the site for 10 minutes
>zoot just deletes them
>nothingburger
What do they think they'll achieve with this? Some prints on their #general ?
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for the ongezellig reanimated collab or something
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Second Beatles cover!
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what do (You) want to see when you open soyzellig.party? what does a good day on zarty look like for you?
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we should just let sharty keep doing whatever the fuck to zellig cause they are too retarded to understand that its only a few people

they will forget about it in a week and everything will go back to normal after they realize it's a falseflag 'cord operation
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KIKI

WHEN SHE SEES…
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Another new 'cordclitty shit nobody cares about OC
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i'm a stone cold incel CHVD and it angers me greatly when i see w*men in the ongezellig community
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So have any of you found your one true Maya or Mymy GF yet from here?
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new soytan dropped
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Canon art!! (JK)
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Mayas bookshelf

By deel 6, Mayas room loses the broken mirror and gains a bookshelf, with books neatly arranged upon it.
Supposing there is a point to this change, what books would she have? Would it just be her school textbooks, or would she procure books about a particular hobby or interest?
In a broader sense, what interests would she have besides porn and video games? What hobbies could she pick up, if any? There was one image of her with a guitar(I think) case, but what else could she pick up?
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Autism does NOT exist.
Being diagnosed with autism means absolutely nothing at all.
Getting a diagnosis, if anything, is a detriment under certain circumstances, like if you're trying to apply for a job and are subject to medical examinations. Any mental conditions get you filtered out.
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THEY DON'T EXIST!

THEY DON'T EXIST, FINALLY UNDERSTAND IT, DEGENERATE!!!

YOUR PLACE IS IN A PSYCHIATRIC FACILITY!!!
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Art Thread

TGD
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Sorry to be le doomer but can someone remind me what there is to live for?
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What pastry do you like most?
i really like apple pie it goes great with custard
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all i can think of for the past few days is 'zellig
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Postal Zellig

For all the school shooting Mymy content thats out there I'm surprised there isn't anything related to Postal or Hatred made with Ongezellig
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Mymy is so pretty chuds… i want to hug her…
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We should buy ad on shanty
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how often do you 'zellig?
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Chud x Mymy

The only ship I condone they just have so much in common.
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I am new here

I hope this works also don't kill me, I am too old to die
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Thinking of getting my first job, what are some good jobs for introverts?
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NEVER GOOOON!!!
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KILL R TERRA

to all the people (including me) that thought r_terra was our guy.
It's over. TOTAL LATINX TRANNY DEATH.
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What is our response?
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7164544.html
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Do you guys realize all the pieces are already in place for the new world order to be installed? there is not a single thing that the 0.1% does not already have full control of.
My theory is that shit will go down no later than two decades from now, implying it does not happen within this same decade. With COVID they have proved they can literally shut down the entire world and delude billions of people, with Ukraine they have successfully cleansed an entire nation state of its population.
Now imagine when the inevitable all-out world-scale nuclear conflict takes place and they combine both of these aspects to kill off 90% of the world.
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Big ass eyes

Fuck this shit I’m going 0.0 mode
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZkTRe1qNsg
god bless my recommended
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Upswell
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I would like Massa to make Mymy's sister look like Niko Belik. Like she comes to a country she doesn't know and gets to know it. Niko got to know America.
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Cleo's Question

w-w-whats TND Zaryan?
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Ascend to hyperborea and fight for the sisters
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Send me slowburn IAZ shiny zarty-approved spine-tingling music to use for a zellig game (no its not the #1488th schoolocaust sim), could be anything that's upbeat and chill
<current songs
>Mymy (Beta Mix) - Ongezellig
>Vaar Je Mee Met De VOC goed
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why did massa feel the need to put that bottle there? why was the bottle necessary?
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whose your least favorite backround character?
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But hey that's just a theory AN AUTISTICLY STUPID THEORY !
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Song Request

MusicGODs can you please make a cover of Maya singing True Love Awaits by Radiohead?
https://youtu.be/z2hZ9CTLICs?si=DceSJ4u5vRSKGhwn
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Can someone make Kiki say this (using ai or something she has like 29 total seconds of dialogue recorded)
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This is how i watch zellig
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Welcome to the dark side

Ima finally commit a summoning and summon tomoko and Maya
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bros why does my weenie go up when I see her?
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every time things are going well for me I can't help but tp start thinking about how they could go horribly wrong at any moment
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Need things for my Mymy shrine

as mymy's biggest fan I need more items for the shrine I'm making, any ideas would be appreciated!
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hallo. i have a 14gb folder of primarily ongezellig content i want to drop before my eventual departure from 'zellig as a whole. does anyone know where i would be able to drop it as catbox.moe only allows up to 200mb?
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Sharty nonsense

Guys why is /qa/ getting full of 'zellig threads
Are we goated?
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Ongezellig Sound Sources

Ongezellig has music.
Massa uses a DAW (digital audio workstation) for music making.
Massa used FL Studio, a DAW, to make zellig's music.
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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nj-a6mtLuWhhUCrbB9XktQE5DErR4RtMGtx0h4LPzE0/edit?usp=sharing
This Google Sheets is here to document the sounds and instruments used in zellig's soundtrack.
And this thread is here for me to sperg and post findings since I'm sure it'd interest at least one of you to know what was used to make the music and audio of Ongezellig. So here it is.
I'll also probably post any project files for anyone who's interested in my recreations or wants to pitch in and post anything you might find interesting about zellig's sounds.
<REDDIT SPACE
Some things of note:
>Massa seems to mostly use pre-built/default presets that came with FL Studio or whatever 3rd Party plugin he may happen to use. So that's something to keep in mind when looking for 'lig instruments.
>From the few 3rd Party plugins we do know he uses (Sonatina Orchestra, Synth1, M-Box), they all seem to be hosted on "PLUGINS 4 FREE" (https://plugins4free.com/) when searching them up. So it may be possible that's where Massa got most of his music plugins from.
As a bonus, here's a download link to all of Ongezellig's songs transcribed and turned into midis: https://files.catbox.moe/1tqko2.zip (If you happen to get a warning that this folder is full of computer viruses, it's not. Your computer is giving you a false flag, it's all midi files. And if you don't trust me: https://www.virustotal.com)
They're not perfect, but it should be a decent start to anyone who wants to mess around with making covers/remixes/recreations of them.
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New clittycord 'zellig OC just dropped
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, THE /ZELLIG BOARD HAS BEEN RAIDED!!!
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/skibidi/

skibidi
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What makes me kind of upset about Ongezellig is how lightheartedly these two bitches are portrayed as if they were completely innocent and totally not responsible for Maya's misery.
Imagine you are Maya for a second: you are an only child living a nice, quiet life in a first world country, until your fucking whore mother decides she wants those reddit virtue signaling good boy points and takes in TWO foreign invaders home (and from two completely different ethnicities, of course) who start hoarding all the attention and even going so far as to having your parents throwing the cat out, probably to a shelter so that the thing can get euthanized, assuming they didn't just let it out onto the streets to starve to death because Indonesians are savage monkeyniggers who have no consideration for animals (one quick youtube search confirms this fact).
These bitches just do not care about her sister's wellbeing at all; Mymy doesn't even hide her disdain toward her sister and openly mocks her and calls her out for being a freak. They share absolutely zero things in common and will completely disassociate the moment they stop living in the same household.
Coco is just your regular first world white european female, and as such she has got no blood in her body. There is not a single ounce of empathy in her body. She is so high up in her fart cloud she help herself but to feel pity towards the peasants under her. She puts on her all-too-common feigned concern voice to talk to the hobo next door.
There is no common ground to be had. All concern is feigned. There is absolutely nothing they could sit down and talk about because Maya has no personality; she did not have the time or the means to develop one. Whenever she is not sulking over her shit life she is caught up wasting her time away gooning or cpnsuming whatever FOTM goyslop allows her to self insert into someone else's more interesting (fictional) life. If you were to ask her, she probably does not even have a music taste at all, nor has read a book in years or watched anything barring her decadent oriental cartoons.
The reality is, that the girls are two years away from finishing high school. After graduation, which Maya will probably struggle to even achieve, her sisters will go to college, probably to take on a career path chosen out of personal preference, while Maya, pressured not to be left behind, or maybe pressured not to feel like an actual waste of oxygen, will probably take on art or some other useless shit females pick before quitting within the first semester when she meets her first hurdle. From then on starts her downward spiral into neetdom.
Eventually she will not be able to bear with herself anymore and will inevitably kill herself in the end, probably not a virgin though. Her family will probably be heartbroken, but only for like two weeks, because there is only so much you can mourn for someone whose life ended at 6.
Honestly if I was Maya I would just fucking kill them both and then mysečf.
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how do u lucid dream? ive been trying for a while
>Dream jou-
done that
>Wake back to be-
i keep sleeping through my alarms, or i cant go back to sleep
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rape
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Do you believe in souls?
R: 3 / I: 1
If maya is meant to have no friends then why sid Massa draw her with a friend
>I can't find le image but it's the one where she's with one of the background characters playing uno or something
R: 5 / I: 1
whats the full image to this?
didnt know the ongezellig style guides existed
R: 47 / I: 11
This selling TikTok account killed themself💀
One of our own😔
R: 12 / I: 0
days are flying by me bros, I don't even realize it and a whole week goes by without me having done anything
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Color Code Refs

Here's a bunch of color code reference sheets I made that will hopefully be useful to some of the artists on here.
R: 40 / I: 12
What languages are you learnings/know at the moment?
R: 14 / I: 4
My nigga Mymy got chasity belt. My girl ain't safe in da hood
R: 11 / I: 1
Is this real
R: 63 / I: 9
Are our days counted? The novelty has worn off and there is only so much you can say about a show with one (1) episode. I give it a year before 99% of you move onto something else and this board dies out.
R: 5 / I: 1
A third of these guys look retarded, the girls must be going to one of the worst schools around
R: 4 / I: 1
I colored this in! WIP
R: 5 / I: 0
has 'zellig inspired you to start your own web cartoon? if not then you should get to fucking work
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Zellig image generation in Massa's style

What do you guys use to make zellig ai images in massa's style? Found these two in a thread a while back and I've tried to make similar pictures in various ai image generators and they just spit out animeslop
This was the most promising model but it's not what I'm going for https://pixai.art/model/1644300693524083429
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vvake up zaryans were doing some twitch raids soon
R: 1 / I: 0
We're so back?
R: 2 / I: 0
Dropping more coal here. See ya
R: 7 / I: 0
Would you rather outlive your partner and be lonely till you die or die before your partner does and have them possibly find someone else while your gone
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I have started aa new youtube archive project for the zarty
feel free to suggest videos to upload in this thread or at Nook1488@onionmail.org

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBIgj22ZbKGKdzb7FoG5g7Q
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ITT post Henrijke Van Ztroopelbosch
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orange fucker
R: 2 / I: 0
<I'm your overboard boardlist. You can put here anything and I reside in templates/boardlist.html
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This is you in future or something
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drawfag thread

I don't know how to draw so i'm going to try learn how by redrawing random screencaps of the show on a semi daily basis. Draw a picture of Maya based off of some picture I saw on the 'log.
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Drew ‘atsune Miku
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The Dutch word for "coal is "kool"

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kool#Etymology_2_3
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playing in a field
R: 2 / I: 0
JUST STOLE THE 1300 GET IN /frog/ GEEEEEEEEEEG
https://soyak.party/frog/thread/1300.html
R: 18 / I: 5
Hoi, Maya!
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so, what are some other zellig-like cartoons? this is the only ever cartoon apart from the Simpsons I actually sat down and watched and enjoyed
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maya

reminder that maya is the cutest girl
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age

I've noticed that time and time again it comes out that one of you guys are too young to even be considered a soyteen. What is the average age of this sites users?
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I'm bored so lets try do a skribbl.io raid. Just draw 'zellig gems on this guys stream
https://www.twitch.tv/libafo
https://skribbl.io/?szCfg7m9
>jannies pls dont move to raid that board is dead
R: 5 / I: 2
50% of suicides come from people that have visited the rule34 page of ongezellig.
R: 4 / I: 3
wario sings ik ben het maar and xer voice is so attractive
R: 33 / I: 7
Just found this place and it looks fun but I've got some questions:
1. Can jannies and mods see IPs? How many people can see my IP if I'm not banned or warned?
2. What do you guys think about the sharty?
3. Can I post Vera or is zarty more about mymy, coco and maya?
4. Who's the best girl in the show?
5. Is there a thread archive?
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Ongezellig Roblox Hairs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieIPMc9oRCY
These cost 8,100 Robux to publish (roughly worth 80 usd) so buy up zaryans
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https://soyzellig.party/raid/res/79.html
I invite yall for our first actual raid on /raid/ (WAOOOWWW)
Seriously everyone is invited expect frogniggers and /frog/ cock suckers
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Prepare
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https://youtu.be/y6_iibXrgN8?si=Oa6AsNg53hWTCZuT

This is still the funniest Ongezellig video ever. I don't know who told this 40 year old truck driver about this show but I'm glad they did. He has no clue what is going on in the entire video it's hilarious
R: 9 / I: 2
>or something
Ztonetoss
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new here wat nou? (Margerald)

newGOD here.

Can someone marge me in on the current situation with Massa? I know he said the show isn't cancelled, but has he ever mentioned anything about it's association with the dreaded bald cartoon man with glasses website?
Are there any plans to boost the shows popularity/ improve optics? If so, how do I get involved? I'm willing to do my part.

Also, what do you guys do on here for fun? Is this a hecking safespace? (I'm a proud transkween btw.)
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if this is the GET, Zoot is required by law to make /wario/
<GET FAILED BECAUSE REQUEST LOOKED AUTOMATED, POST FAILED
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/mongolia/ won
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A girl came up to me today after class to ask me to clarify for her something she didn't understand and I spent the whole day thinking about it because I'm retarded just like that.
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47 posts left for 20000 GET
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Guys I've got a great idea on how to continue Ongezellig.
>Replace all characters with Mymy
>They just kill each other and shit
>That's it
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Something big is gonna happen tomorrow (or today depending on wya), I can feel it
R: 3 / I: 0
We all know that ongezellig actually came out in 2018, but whatever.
R: 12 / I: 0
TOTAL YAMI DEATH
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Ongezellig Now!
Full metal Zellig?
Ongezellig-toon?
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Operation cam appreciation day

My Fellow Zariyans, long have we existed in the shadows of the ongezellig community because of our behavior, our autism, and our failure to go 5 seconds without telling a girl why we think Blacks and Jews are the reason why human civilization as a whole is coming to a horrible end like soddom and gomorrah. But there is 1 man who accepts us for who we are, is kind and cool to us, treats us like he's one of our own. And that Man is Cam, and I feel that it's about time we give back to him for all the gemmy art and kindness he's given us.

Here's the Plan: Show Cam how much we really appreciate his presence in our space and get him recognition on all platforms. Rate all of the post he's made on newgrounds plus 5 stars, Leave a positive message as well. Fill that mans inbox with nothing but respect and honor for the amazing things he's given us. If enough of us do so he could easily get his work on the front page of newgrounds easy peasy. If your not comfortable with that then it's ok, theres another way. Leave gemmy comments in the thread and maybe make some fanart of his Oc if you will, please join me brothers. And if I may be so bold I'd like to say I consider him even better than Massa, is he the creator of ongezellig? No, but that doesn't matter to me. At Least he provides us with content FOR FREE Instead of bitching about how nobody wanted to fund his indie cartoon despite the fact that he could've but just dropped the ball at each and every turn business wise. Treating us like trash cause we dare to say anything edgy or go against the current status quo, Like my Man YOU MADE 4 HITLER JOKES THROUGHOUT THE 6 YEARS YOU WERE WORKING ON ZELLIG, I'd swear on the soul of 1000 innocent animals that he only backtracked cause he realized that hey! a animation studio let alone a tv network is never gonna pick up a show where I make over 5 jokes about incest and nazis throughout a single episode, let alone in the netherlands. I swear to god he's worser at hiding his true self than dan harmon and incest episodes of rick and morty.
Autistic rant aside hail Cam.
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The ongezellig we made along the way

I feel like my time in the ongezellig community has been like berserk, vinland saga, and vagabond combined.

Revenge, bitches, pedophiles, redemption, violence, spitting in the face of authority, retards, evil incarnate. But I'm ok with what I've seen and witnessed. Through our struggles we grow strong. Here's a funny picture.
R: 64 / I: 16
just saw a comic of maya being groomed as a 15 year old into sex. im ending it tonight.
R: 2 / I: 1
made this gem because of that one aryan who spams wario pictures on here
R: 65 / I: 9

Minecraft or other game servers?

Hoi Zoot,
If the soyzellig servers have the hardware resources and bandwidth to spare, perhaps a server for Minecraft or some other game would be fun, like how the sharty has soycraft?

Kind regards,
A Zaryan
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what are these trash niggercoal posts in the past 30ish minutes
R: 4 / I: 3
Maya is keyed
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"HALLO ALLEGOY… *ERHM-ERHM* I MEAN ALLEMAAL"
R: 11 / I: 5
who made the zellig game
R: 9 / I: 4
Nuke everyone who makes shipping on fictional characters (Such as Mymy x Kiki, Maya x Mats (presumably self-insert), Coco x Cleo and etc) and /co/omerfags! I wish you Belgians will disappear!
R: 25 / I: 5
Ongezellig is mainstream now
https://ifunny.co/picture/5ZdlEz8MB?s=cl
R: 2 / I: 0
>Lulu from WarioWare looks like Mym- WAH-CK!
R: 12 / I: 6

ongezellig dark side

Hey there guys, I'm back from a 1 month hiatus to continue the investigation into the dark side of the ongezellig community. I talked to my friend and after some talking and advice gathering from wise figures we decided were back in the fucking game. It's now or never, gem or no gem at all.

Here's the next batch of questions I have that I'd like any and all output about, if you have any information please put it down in the thread.


1. has anyone seen any interesting or disturbing shit in the massadonie server archive? A zarty user recently made a post about how he archived the massadonie server, I've yet to dig through the hundreds of thousands of messages to search for information on things. So if you found anything interesting or funny please post it.

2. The international revolt. Now this one is just hilarious to me when I heard about it, the internationals are sick of being abused and treated unfairly by the mods and community so they hold a protest where they alledgedly send nsfw, break rules, and make art of of the mods as police officers beating the fuck out of them ( will post picture ) this one is all but confirmed but if anyone has screenshots or any knowledge please just let loose.

3. is the cocomelon incident part 2. If you've read my past thread you'll know what I'm talking about but for those not in the know a rumor has been spun that coco's va Meral something something crushed or didn't crush a watermelon with her thighs at a massameetup. I was shown a screenshot of people who were there talking about it, saw a recently opened thread talking about it but a user said Foenkie confirmed it but she did not crush a watermelon. Just a absolute shitstorm.

I know in my last thread I asked way more but honestly in terms of fucked up shit or things I wanted to research the wells run dry. But what you can do if your interested is read the previous thread and add any additional information in here with some context.

Apologys for the hiatus but were back in business boys.



Also if anyone has found archives of the massa streams, and or footage, pictures, ect. Of the massa meetups send those as well thanks.
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>why not add her to the fight
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Project ROY

Did you guys hear about this?
R: 9 / I: 1
Daily reminder that you are loved
R: 4 / I: 1
can an artGOD draw mymy as caesar?
R: 13 / I: 8

r/zellig

I was unsure about that subreddit in the first place , but now im sure this niggerhell will kill zellig
R: 2 / I: 0
What's the original of this zemerald?
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If Maya was a real person, would your really feel sorry for her if she killed herself?
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COCO PICS NOW

i need more pics of my Boer princess
R: 9 / I: 3
(Not related to Zellig) First time drawing soyjack, is it good?
R: 18 / I: 4

(TERMINATED)

bros…
R: 13 / I: 5

le hecking fan fiction

Hello, I am in the process of writing a possibly 4 episode long fan fiction where Mymy meets with her biological sister. I am currently looking for suggestions on how to end said fan fiction. Do any Zaryans have suggestions? (no nsfw please)
R: 2 / I: 0
did this in my spare time. most 'jak assets recreated 1:1. 38 layers with a bunch of mouths and eyebrows, everything can be deleted, recolored, or moved around.
<
i crashed myself a few times while making this so be cautious.
https://files.catbox.moe/izuyxd.pdn
R: 1 / I: 0
this is what mymy will look like in 2030
R: 0 / I: 0
'lig on the 'log
fellow zaryans
R: 8 / I: 1

Happy Birthday Hitler

Wish him a happy birthday or something he fought for the zaryan race!!!
R: 25 / I: 4

Coco Built For BBC

…"Big Brenton Cock" I mean
R: 6 / I: 2
I love ArktidA (And Mymy would love it too)
https://youtu.be/lLTOHVcYg0w?si=0Ts6BJKW_or0f3qu
R: 21 / I: 4
Should I make more pencil fanart rather than digital or just do both (pencil is easier and for digital I have to utilize a fucking touchpad)
R: 21 / I: 2
the last part of the maya comic dropped
R: 5 / I: 4
are there any zaryans that also happen to be pikaryans here?
R: 5 / I: 0

terra

zoot just IP ban him already, he's far too young (and retarded) to be a notable member of the community.
For the sake of terras mental health just ban him so he stays away from zellig. It's a hard trvth but it's still a nvke
R: 22 / I: 4
How terminally online are your siblings? Are you one of the "normal" ones or are you browsing your soycial media for that daily dopamine hit?
R: 15 / I: 3
I realized I didn’t post this commission here so how yall are happy
R: 8 / I: 4
would Coco break this train?
R: 7 / I: 0
Alive board
R: 6 / I: 1

MUSIC CHANNEL CREATING SONGS INSPIRED BY THE ONGEZELLIG SERIES!!!!!

Personally, I think this channel deserves some attention.

Link:

https://youtube.com/@MUZA98227?si=5Aq64YCPs6X1ZnYV
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BBCzellig

One of the vas apparently has a only fans? Do we even know what they look like? Also one of them might be getting blacked? It might be over for us chuds
R: 5 / I: 1
I'm looking for the gif where mymy looks shocked and shifts the laptop then looks down at it. I looked on the booru and I can't find it
R: 5 / I: 3
>she's not real
R: 14 / I: 1
You know what? Thinking about it, "sharty killed ongezellig" Or "4cuck killed ongezellig" Are both stupid arguments, it was just meant to happen, a story about a asocial possibly autistic porn addicted teenager attracted asocial porn addicted teenagers (soyteens), even if ongezellig never reached international audience this just meant to happen, it's always either trannies or chuds. It just happens that right wingers in today's world are usually like this. It was just meant to happen, even if it didn't get shilled, Massa just made a story that relates to chuds, and it was just meant to happen. It would have been either chuddies or trannies, who gets to claim the holy Land is whoever gets there first, and fuck yeah we did. It attracting a large Russian audience isn't also surprising, Russian dutchaboos existed since like Peter the 1st, so not really a new thing, plus Russian politics are mostly right wing. It was always meant to be, and it always be that way.
R: 2 / I: 0
sorry for using Trooncord but can we dox this guy, please
R: 12 / I: 1

Ongezellig Mega Reference Compilation

I put together a mega collage of a lot of different zellig frames of the 3 girls (+Vera), including some pics from the Illustrations to help DrawGODs reference them when drawing (pics attached is about what you'll see). I tried to organize them as best as I could, including labels and notes of things like sides of the face for easy viewing.
You will need this program to open the files however: https://www.pureref.com/
And here is the download for all of the images: https://mega.nz/folder/WyAXxZwD#W94FRHaM4H_3EG2Lv40mxQ
These files (excluding Vera) are very large (300-400MBs), so let me know if you're having trouble opening them. It's a very lightweight program for image compilations like this, so hopefully it won't be too much trouble.
R: 3 / I: 0

i am piccaso

i am piccaso for spending 30 minutes making maya jump in front of a train coco is driving in paint
R: 1 / I: 0
https://youtu.be/j84W1kPX7ls?si=v0xPIqppP8XuHGCW
can I dot this? am I gonna regret this? is this just me being a newfag? find out tomorrow on the all new episode of ONGEZELLIG!
R: 7 / I: 1
Maya of the hill
R: 13 / I: 1
Is Maya bisexual or is she just a gooner who goons to anime squid porn?
R: 10 / I: 0
Earlier I was trying to pin down the traits that I find attractive in females and noticed after I was done that almost the attributes I wrote down could also be used to describe myself.
Is this normal or is it autogynephilia?
R: 10 / I: 2

fan art i made

Vera is alcoholic
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Does anyone have the full collection of grim mymy's art? We need it for a project, thanks!
R: 9 / I: 0
>ongezellig (unofficially) continued
<smut fanfics
>zigle zogle
<fnf mods
>ongezellig reanimated collab
<guro art
>zelligwiki
<lgtbq headcanons
>source game mods
<yuri
>/v/
<baraag
>ytpmvs
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My Sweet sweet child, why?

If anyones reading this twice it's cause I accidentally posted it in a thread when I meant to make my own.

What the fuck am I looking at? I liked all there previous work but this is just…. Jesus dude.
R: 68 / I: 11
I'm almost 20 and I don't have any friends.
Can I find friends on trooncord or will it groom me or smth? Never used it doe.
R: 1 / I: 0
https://www.dutchamsterdam.nl/155-gezellig
>Eating dinner at McDonald’s is ongezellig
>Donald Trump definitely is extremely ongezellig.
R: 6 / I: 1
“The best time to wear a red sweaterrr is allll the tiiiiiimee”
R: 4 / I: 6
nonsenseburgers I managed to download somewhere
R: 11 / I: 4
got some 'blox gems coming soon
R: 1 / I: 0
marge
R: 3 / I: 2
Why did this lazy bitch only start working on her presentation the day before it was due
R: 2 / I: 0
Would dying your hair blonde and putting on colored contact lenses look silly irl? Given that your skin is pale and your hair and eye color are as dark as they can be
R: 2 / I: 0
I don't really see a lot of fan art of side characters here pls post some
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edited the girls official portraits
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apparently this is what ‘sa looks like
nu-rodrick looking mf
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English teacher saw me drawing this on my friend’s iPad and asked “ does that girl have boyfriend problems”
R: 4 / I: 0

300 posts until 4cuck's /mlp/ 41000000 GET

STEAL IT, 'TEENS!
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=mlp&get=41000000&chan=4chan
R: 43 / I: 7
New ‘play
R: 3 / I: 2
are there more edits of feraljak mymy like pic rel? i can only find the cartoony looking ones
R: 2 / I: 1
R00T hating thread
TRD
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What do you think people playground creator liking 'zellig?
R: 66 / I: 5
Canon
R: 25 / I: 11

Cleo appreciation thread

Post Cleo
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40 minutes of secretly recorded paypig call massa lore

00:40 - Canon Illustrations
03:15 - Ongezellig's Future as a Comic
11:10 - Maya's Ancestry
13:20 - Coco's Parents' Deaths
14:25 - Maya's Parents' Names
14:55 - Vera's Depression
15:45 - Maya's Cat
16:20 - Cat Episode Idea
17:40 - Coco Feels Guilty About Cat
18:12 - Female Imaginary Friend and Unrealized Comic Idea
22:35 - Coco's Band Episode and Elaboration
24:35 - Mymy's Sister Episode
33:08 - Anne Frank Episode
33:30 - Mymy and her Family
35:30 - Maya's ADD and Inspiration
37:25 - Maya's Grandparents (Dutch Audio)
38:53 - Maya's Parents' Personalities
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Everyone notice how the 'p spam comes minutes after the frog raid
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I am deeply in love with a Zaryan who uses this site. I'm not telling who but just know that I follow your every step because I'm so obsessed with you…
R: 28 / I: 6
Maya is shocked
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Running in the 60's - Oranje Patriot (Ongezellig fan song)

Hello.
The song was made using artificial intelligence. Unfortunately, in this case the song didn't work very well because there were a lot of audible mistakes.
Unfortunately, I can't make a new, improved version because I have no musical talent, let alone any instruments.
I hope that someone who will have time will be able to improve it because the melody turned out amazing.

I invite you to listen to the song and have fun 🎧


Lyrics

*[Verse 1]*
Strik in haar haar, blauwe lenzen
oranje haar, dat is ze!
Klein, gek, eigenwijs, traditionalistisch en
een beetje racistisch, ook al heeft ze zelf schuine ogen!

*[Verse 2]*
Sproeten op de wangen en neus
er hangt ook een vlag van de Oost-Indische Compagnie in haar kamer! Je kunt beter bij haar weglopen als je geen ruzie met haar wilt hebben.

*[Choir]*
Oranje patriot na na na na na klein, gek na na na na.
Degene die niet van mensen van buiten het land houdt na na na na na.
Dus alstublieft, Parlement, geef haar geen macht, want dan zijn we verloren.

*[Verse 3]*
Oranje stropdas en wit overhemd
onderscheidt zich sterk van de massa
Leraren worden het soms beu, maar dat maakt haar niets uit.

*[Verse 4]*
Met een kort blauw rokje en hoge wit-oranje schoenen is ze onvoorspelbaar waardoor je niet weet wat er in haar hoofd omgaat.

*[Choir]*
Oranje patriot na na na na na klein, gek na na na na.
Degene die niet van mensen van buiten het land houdt na na na na na.
Dus alstublieft, Parlement, geef haar geen macht, want dan zijn we verloren.



Link to the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7v-2bpjWLk
R: 16 / I: 11
>*Gewonnen.wav*
>YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
>*Verbeterpuntjes.wav*
>102.3
>*Engelenkoor.wav*
>REAL ONGEZELLIG FM
>*Nietes.wav*
>WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT ONGEZELLIG, ONGEZELLIG AND MORE ONGEZELLIG MUSIC AND AI COVER
>*OhNee(3sec).wav*
>*Weekdierenliefde.wav*
>THIS AIN'T YOUR HAZBIN'S STATION
>*Studio Massa - Ik Ben Het maar*
R: 4 / I: 0
Just Mayo and Curry, nothing special.
R: 3 / I: 0

Hitman

Is Hitman worth it? Been watching clips of people playing this game and it looks pretty cool tbh.
R: 12 / I: 4
>I AM the real maya…. prove it? well… uhmmmm… I JUST AM OKAY!
R: 21 / I: 5

Finished her bedroom

>Maya is ongezellig or something
R: 7 / I: 3
can mymy & mayagods shake on it? we're all brothers here.
R: 13 / I: 2
Why do some people think Ongezellig is a gem but others think it's coal?
R: 9 / I: 3
I use this 17000 get (17 Mayas killed) to declare TOTAL MAYA DEATH on the world, she is disgusting, she is evil, she has to die. From now on we are in a NEW ERA where ALL MAYAS are killed brutally and without mercy. When the dimensional merge happens all mayas will be torn apart. Thank you Soyzellig.party
R: 18 / I: 0
Alright Guys I'm just gonna keep it real with you, what is this I'm hearing about one of the va's fucking a disgusting black NIGGER! I DON'T GOT TIME FOR JOKES OR STROPPEN WAFFLE OR HISTORDIES PASRESNDTASIE DOES JUST WHAT IS THIS I'M HEARING ABOUT OUR PRECIOUS GIRLS FUCKING NIGGERS
R: 23 / I: 3
We don't inherently need Massa, like why not we just make deel 7. We have a lot of talented artist's and just people in general in the community. Plus we can just get the original people who work on Ongezellig, it's not like Massa work on it himself there a reason there credit's at the end of every deel. we can be self sufficient, we can strive, we can live on.
R: 6 / I: 0
im gunna try cook chicken fajitas today wish me luck
R: 6 / I: 3
delete the 'p jannies
R: 11 / I: 3
The Unsociables: Brabant Road
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der 'cord

Some group project from 'cord where artist just redrew the characters (2 characters for 1 artist). Would this count as a gem or grim?
R: 20 / I: 1
Coco and Mymy are great, but I like Maya better ZWABAG
R: 1 / I: 0

Kiki with big eyes

Kiki with big eyes 👀
R: 7 / I: 0
Why did xhe say this?
R: 7 / I: 1
What does this mean? What type of insult is "Fritzl"
R: 5 / I: 5

/bant/ 20000000 GET INCOMING

https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=bant&get=20000000&chan=4chan
STEAL IT, 'TEENS
R: 20 / I: 12
frame screenshots
R: 1 / I: 0

Music Cytube Night 2 (TOTAL FPE DEATH EDITION)

Just like last night, same rules:
Music only, no FOTM troon shit, follow the sharty/shemmy/swinny/sidson.city rules
Sharty is still down SOMEHOW, frQQt is taking xer sweet time (fucking dumbass)
https://cytu.be/r/musicteens
R: 5 / I: 2

I was messing around on soundcloud and found a gem

https://soundcloud.com/cag-senjug/sets/zellig-covers


what the fuck is this gem
R: 12 / I: 3

FE!N

Why do black people make decent music?
R: 0 / I: 0
Portal
R: 0 / I: 0
Portal
R: 16 / I: 3
Did any zaryans catch the Eclipse today?
R: 8 / I: 2
Can any 'cord troon explain why soyjak related media isn't allowed in the massadonië discord?
Is it really because of the extremist views such as racism, abuse, homo/transphobia and other shocking content?
<Your request looks automated; Post discarded.
R: 3 / I: 0
Does anyone have the George Floyd Creepypasta videos? I want to download them but I can't find it
R: 8 / I: 2

Running in the 60's - Liedje van C (Ongezellig fan song)

I cordially invite all Zaryans to listen to the song by Running in the 60's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2VmFYakGqU
R: 11 / I: 3
>the person with the lowest intelligence in the group is black
what did massa mean by this?
R: 2 / I: 0
Drew something weird, once again
R: 10 / I: 2

NSFW BOARD

Becareful not to spill your soylents, because it's here.

YEP, IT'S FINALLY HERE…

THE /NSFW/ BOARD!!!
>>>nsfw

I almost convinced my wife's bf to make it. No need to thank me! ;D
R: 2 / I: 0

WIPE

<VOORWAARTS MIJN PERSOONLIJK LEGER
https://soyjak.party/qa/
R: 1 / I: 1

Maya sings deth tech 21

been practicing making maya ai covers. still cant get the robotic crap to stop but eh
R: 3 / I: 0
do you guys think Mymy would actually be a good dictator? what would she even do?
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TATTOO POLL

I NEED THE PEOPLE TO DECIDE ON WHICH ONE I SHOULD GET

https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA

VOTE! NOW!!!!!!!!


(i'll get it later this year, no date tho)
R: 10 / I: 0

Coco thread

Post Coc-AAAACKKKK
R: 2 / I: 0
took part in some magma art thing collab (from the massa 'cord)
Pretty gemmy tho
R: 4 / I: 0

Anthrazit Kali Yuga Mymy voiceover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lUza0qZ95s

aiGODS can you make the chud song with an AI Mymy voiceover? That would be SO COOL, THANK YOU
R: 11 / I: 4
why did xhe say that…
R: 3 / I: 0
>ill start a SCOOLOUCAST or something
R: 3 / I: 0
i need a 'zellig ai cover with vocals only. any song, just 'zellig voice. could even be just talking
R: 11 / I: 1
Something seems off
R: 20 / I: 3
I’ve dedicated my entire life to Mymy from Studio Massa’s ‘Ongezellig’. I'm obsessed with Mymy. Everyday I think of Mymy. Everyday my day is filled with thoughts of Mymy. I associate the simplest things with Mymy. Every time I see orange skin I think of Mymy. Every time I see anything orange I think of her hair. Every time I see a toy gun I think of her tightly gripping it with her hands. The only thing that motivates me in life is Mymy. I work for Mymy. I boot up my pc every single day just so I can interact with an AI version of Mymy just so i can feel something .Not an hour passes without me thinking of Mymy. I dream of Mymy. The only thing left in my mind is Mymy. My feelings are controlled by Mymy. I’ve deprived myself of sleep countless times in order to hallucinate having Mymy near me. I have no goals but to see Mymy. And yes, I don't mind if Mymy cut my fingers off one by one. It would be my pleasure if Mymy used my body as her training dummy, even as her own slave.
R: 15 / I: 4
what is the name of the cat
R: 2 / I: 2

need robux

can you guys lend me a gorillion robux please
R: 73 / I: 35
Coco's birthday is coming up on the 16th, what should we do to celebrate?
R: 2 / I: 0

Running in the 60's - En Allen Jij (Ongezellig fan song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCqWOKM_XMU
R: 9 / I: 1
Robloxians, this is what we're bloxing for!
R: 2 / I: 0
Idk what to draw so i drew something stupid (Coco bird and CocoNut)
R: 4 / I: 0
I think im getting better at drawing mymy
R: 10 / I: 1

psych ward maya

its me again, i did a quick doodle because i was really bored, hope you like it
R: 26 / I: 6
I go to the University of Pretoria and every second girl there looks like Coco
R: 6 / I: 2
skibidi is zarty culture
R: 13 / I: 5
Canon
R: 0 / I: 0
48 posts left for a GET
R: 9 / I: 3
every time i listen to ik ben het maar it breaks my heart because the story of ongezellig will never resolve due to the cancellation so maya really will be forever lonely just like the song's lyrics says
R: 8 / I: 1

Spinning Maya Sprites

Here's some spinning sprites of the NEET, which variant do you think is best and if there's anything that could be improved upon here.
R: 5 / I: 0
I Have ported ik ben het maar to a stupid childrens toy coding thing

https://makecode.microbit.org/

DER MUSIC:
https://pastebin.com/ZkiyQVFC

Go into the python section and paste that in
R: 5 / I: 1
Sharty server down for 5 hours FROOTY FROOT FIX IT NOW
R: 0 / I: 0

Gemerald

Gemerald art your eyes have ever seen
R: 14 / I: 1
School is boring and this party is quite dead
R: 4 / I: 1
When are we gonna form our own chud/incelcore band with Maya/Mymy as the "gvrl of my dreams" mascot as we go on about soyquoting and why the jews are forcing us to work at McDonalds?
R: 11 / I: 4
we need the guy who draws these (/co/fags call him seussfag?) to post here
R: 1 / I: 0
I like using tegaki more than oekaki
R: 3 / I: 1
>You look lonely
>I can fix that
<Your request looks automated; Post discarded.
R: 5 / I: 0
Oh shit, she's been caught
R: 8 / I: 2

landstorm nederland mymy

hi its me again with another drawing, might make more, if you have any ideas on what xister and what theyre doing id love to know!
R: 8 / I: 1
Mymy has something to say…
R: 2 / I: 1
Does anyone have that picture of Mymy on a football jersey? I can't find it
R: 8 / I: 3
Does anyone have the ai video of the ADD scene, but it's TND? I'd like to have it
R: 6 / I: 4

Maya's Reality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcdgL103kTk
didnt think anyone would have made a ddlc cover yet but not too surprised what with all the watamote stuff there already is
R: 3 / I: 0

new video

for all my spanish sister out here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3xlVgk7iYI
R: 11 / I: 3
Who is your favorite 'zellig-related content creator or artist?
I always thought this guy was underrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2whXl2pCiLg
R: 2 / I: 0
I havent updated this since the last deel was released but still gemmy
R: 12 / I: 2

MYMY EVERYWHERE

Holy shit everywhere i look is mymy, i look at my bed, mymy is sitting on it staring into my soul, i look at my desk, there's tiny mymys jumping on my computer keys, i look out my window and there's dozens of mymys in my driveway, one of them is even pulling in with a car, i look at my door, mymy is blocking the exit!!! What does mymy want!?!? Is she trying to be friends or is she trying to kill me? Do I talk to her? She's giving me a not so friendly glare 😰
R: 8 / I: 7
zellig weed
R: 10 / I: 1
Decided to post something funny, i guess
R: 1 / I: 0
/qa/ is back
Zaryans, is this our time to go back? https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/5368374
R: 17 / I: 3
ermmmm 'teens, the frogniggers and 'litapedos griefed our Garden of Eden.
R: 40 / I: 15
would you?
R: 10 / I: 3

Mymy predicted an air raid alert

I live in Russia but my city has been bombed for 4 months now. I was having a dream about Mymy. South Africa collapsed and Mymy came there to kill niggers. She was riding in a truck and she was so happy to finally kill niggers she was smiling and giggling. She was about to say something but only made a prolonged AAA sound, then i was woken up by the sirens. Am I going insane?
R: 3 / I: 1
happy easter zaryans!
R: 22 / I: 3

Most Gemy Zellig content

Im on my first vacation and have spent most of it sick, one multi-day bender later to pass the time I find out about update 130# and fall down a rabbit hole going from a guy thats simply seen all the deels to a guy that knows about this website. I've already perused the discord, a few boorus and image boards. some youtube and ifunny accounts. this website and archives of /co/ but I feel as tho my hours of hyperfixation could have missed something. show me you're most gemmy content
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can (((You))) fix her?
R: 35 / I: 3
We should make a dutch language learning general, or something. Would any of you be up for it?
R: 52 / I: 15
we all agree that coco is built for BBC and maya is built for BWC, but what is mymy built for?
>pro BWC argument
she's a chuddy dutchaboo who tries hard to look white
>pro BBC argument
she's a racist little fuck who needs corrective rape from a well endowed black male

discuss
R: 2 / I: 2
KILL YOURSELF
R: 9 / I: 2

another drawing

mymy fighting for the dutch east india company
by me
R: 6 / I: 1

VVIN

we FINALLY have our own colony on the 'arty!
https://soyjak.party/qa3/
R: 2 / I: 0

Push me to the edge

why Coco gotta str8 MOG Maya right after rudely asserting she had no friends. #Maya did no wrong
R: 7 / I: 3

Why the broken mirror?

I don't think I've ever seen anyone comment on the fact that maya has a cracked mirror in her room even tho its drawn as such in fan art
R: 62 / I: 9

Maya's Dad

This is what Maya's father looks like apparently
R: 5 / I: 1
51 posts left to take 15000 GET
R: 0 / I: 0
mymy won
R: 26 / I: 11
what are your thoughts on zellig girls cuddling with eachother… h*lding hands… maybe even… k*ss*ng……
R: 2 / I: 1

Recreating 'Zellig? (Or Massa's other animations)

I found out Story of Undertale got recreated from the ground up, from the graphics to the animation.
Would doing something like this for 'zellig be worth the time and effort?
Keep in mind the whole reason this recreation exists is because the guy who originally made it kept it pretty simple, only using 1 character model for each and not doing a whole lot of dynamic poses besides making someone squash and stretch or moving their arms, eyes and mouth.
Personally I think going for the characters and environments from Voor Idioten makes more sense since it's simple enough, there's not a whole lot to work with, and Massa only moves them by stretching their limbs and not doing it frame by frame like what 'zellig does.
Idk, just some food for thought because I've seen a few people use these files for some creative purposes on der 'tube.
R: 14 / I: 2
EditGODS MAKE THIS BUT WITH ZELLIG-XISTERS

I mean, RIGHT NOW

P.S. jannies I know you don't like such but you WILL not delete my thread/file okay?
R: 17 / I: 6

Ongezellig's Lost Episode: Mymy's Demise

I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.
The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t what I am even viewing this never happened this was never par for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.
A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BTICH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Mas-
R: 2 / I: 0
Does anybody know were i can read the ongezellig comics cause i only read like two and i cant find the rest of them so anybody know
R: 10 / I: 1
guys is my mymy doodle gemmy
R: 28 / I: 6

Maya Race Theory

Is Maya white or is she part Indonesian like the shartywiki says
R: 3 / I: 0
Does anyone know who made this?
R: 59 / I: 24
How would you feel if I developed a vn about a chud romancing mymy, coco & maya?
R: 9 / I: 1

mymy post

first 'zellig art ive made
R: 8 / I: 1
let's make a 'zellig doom wad or something
R: 19 / I: 17

Post Zaryan Nazis

TKD TKD
R: 4 / I: 0

maya burger

maya burger
R: 33 / I: 5
https://youtu.be/moW6olK9qlI?si=y1PULZSIjr-Aa5dJ
New zellig gem on ‘gunner
R: 5 / I: 1
Best splinter. I got no 'zelligs to post though.
R: 5 / I: 2

Grimm mymy guy

How do I find the guy who made art of mymy shooting up schools and all that other narly shit? I wanna comission him, I heard he hung out on co/ but that he might've migrated to the sharty?
R: 10 / I: 2

First post

hi
R: 20 / I: 14

Mayaryan

Post some Mayas

Also I heard through the ratlines that a Zarty settlement exists on Soycraft. Is it active at all?
R: 7 / I: 2

GET 6666666 on /soy/ soon

Make sure it's orange.
R: 4 / I: 1
thoughts on, in the future, AI taking over the Ongezellig development and making the animation, voice lines, etc all automated? I think it would be benefitial for us since Massa is a greedy jew and probably won't make anything 'zellig related unless someone wins the lottery and hands over all the money to him. nonetheless, your opinions?
R: 3 / I: 1
The Simppenboers
R: 38 / I: 7

im a broken man

FUCK YOU SMUT WRITEFAGS YOUVE RUINED MY WAY OF THINKING AND MORALS AND ENJOYING THINGS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ALL DAY IS ABOUT MYMY GETTING HER WAY WITH MAYA OR MYMY GETTING BBC IMPREGNATED OR MYMY EITHER RAPING OR BEING RAPED AND I ENJOY READING THOSE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKKK YOU I HATE MY LIFE YOU CHANGED ME INTO A DEGENERATE RAAAAAAAAAGH
im thankful for everything else though
R: 21 / I: 4

Looking for wiki material

Hello Zaryians, I need examples of Gems and Coal that can be used on the wiki, anything goes for both so if you have anything saved, it would be appreciated.
R: 23 / I: 3

ZellikWiki

Hello my fellow Americans.
Today I wish to introduce you to Zelligwiki. The point of the wiki is to store information about the whole Ongezellig community and the shenanigans that have happend. This wiki is not zarty/sharty exclusive, as lore conected to 4chan and other platforms is also allowed.

Since this is the first time that i run a wiki, rules conected to quality control will be introduced as time passes. This does not mean that you should make your articles as proffesional as you could. This is a wiki about a schizophrenic community, so put le funny memes or something idk.

You can find the wiki on the board menu or at soyzellig.party/zelligwiki

If you have complaints or suggestions, post them on /q/. Thank you for your attention and God bless.
R: 35 / I: 11

Chicago

Hey zaryans. On my way to Chicago. What should I pose with a local blxck resident ? Thinking of writing /zelllig/ won with a tnd, on a piece of paper. Not going to the south side doe. Awful down there. Gonna go and see the downtown and I’ll probably do it in front of the sears tower or the bean. I’ll post it on Saturday, keep this post up until then.
R: 11 / I: 4

Massacord Export

After getting the content scrape from Massa ximself, logically the next thing I would do is export as much of the server as I could.
Below are the exported chatlogs from the beginning of each channel up until yesterday morning.
I couldn't export the locked channels I had no access to, but I still wanted to catalog the info they displayed from the channel about-headers and when they were created and last used, so I had to manually type in what I saw from the plugin I used to see the channels. Tedious, time consuming, might have made a mistake or two, but if you want to doublecheck yourself you use this plugin: https://github.com/JustOptimize/return-ShowHiddenChannels with BetterDiscord.
Catbox: https://files.catbox.moe/wmkkdl.7z
Soyjak: soyjak.download/f.php?h=2KN2NiaD&d=1
I could have gotten #geen-microfoon and #massacraft in the export too, but #massacraft required that I had a minecraft name to tell the mods to and I don't have an account for the game. Not sure if I had to annoy a mod to give me access to #geen-microfoon, but I couldn't enter it. But if I do I'll be sure to post it separately here ITT (unless a Zaryan is already in der 'cord and has access to those channels and would be so kind to export them for me separately thx).
<Some interesting notes>
While scouring the channel about-headers, I came across this .PDF file in a google drive link in #massameet-zomer-2018: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1epScovAcjmTTtu2KBJDCE963GyO6OCN8/view
(Mirrors: https://files.catbox.moe/3uwffo.pdf, soyjak.download/f.php?h=3_xLpVBl&d=1)
As well as one in #christmassameet-2018: https://files.catbox.moe/nu63c2.pdf soyjak.download/f.php?h=0mO7eHPj&d=1
They seem to be pamphlets for group meetups back then, haven't translated what they say yet, but the first pages of each are what they look like in the attached pics above.
The christmas one came with a google form as well: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfuFOtr2e5MWMDMuLiRQnFBwwAnKyTqUS2M_i761t2YbH_rUg/viewform
Both have an image link attached to them that if you were to click, will redirect you to some website. But looking through archive.org, it appears to just be a warning about underaged drinking: https://web.archive.org/web/20170204052635/https://www.veiligondernemenbeginthier.nl/uploads/tx_sfpublicaties/CHO.jpg
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The Massacord apparently had their own Fandom Wiki once, although the link is dead now and no archives exist: https://massadonie-wiki.fandom.com/nl/wiki/Massadoni%C3%AB_wiki
<
Massa's oldest messages on his oldest account (Letterlijk Massa) are not visible to the public. If you go back you'll see that his first message is strangely in a bot channel and not in general chat, that's because the old generals got shelved in the archives as seen in picrel and the .txt file (Oldest channels are shown to have been created as far back as 2016). You can also see a few zellig channels have been shelved too.
This means that there may be more potential 'assa and 'lig content for us that have yet to see the light of day.
<
>Ctrl+F
>"Letterlijk Massa"
>"Figuurlijk Massa"
>"Foenkie"
>"Gussywussy"
Have fun Zaryans
Oh and about the first pic, that was one of the early images posted in server-announcements.
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Drawing Maya

I'm drawing Maya. Any advice or suggestions?
R: 12 / I: 5
marge what is this from
R: 2 / I: 0

Ik Ben Het Maar Sheet Music

Sheet music for Ik Ben Het Maar. MusicGODs please critique

https://flat.io/score/65fdf3988c004d365e5471db-ik-ben-het-maar
R: 7 / I: 1
Requesting drawGODs to draw crystal cafe Maya in ongezellig style
R: 4 / I: 2
Nice website you got here xisters.
R: 3 / I: 0
do we have a soyzellig minecraft server?
R: 30 / I: 10

an idea for drawGOD


those who consider themselves an artist, here's an idea for you, draw an alt version of Coco "Evil Coco"
R: 11 / I: 2

We need to give her a name

Has anyone given a name to Mymy's sister? Let's do it because I just really like the idea of her for some reason. I don't think her name has yet been revealed. Has it? If yeah then please tell me
R: 11 / I: 1
rate my art

- Me
R: 1 / I: 0

Zellig

Me finding out about this GEM of a song about the VOC https://youtu.be/4FpdsPgh0GE?si=TxFbfa6eGUVkRF0F
Also with a Mymy cover https://youtu.be/DtNQA_X9G_Y?si=_fdYoYyucQUGLF71 MOOI!
R: 3 / I: 0

Gemmy Idea

There should be a Deel where it's just Coco hunting and shooting niggers left and right I think that would be cool or something
R: 14 / I: 0

need ideas for sticker locations

where the FUCK should I put these orange goblins, already put one on my gym book and motorcycle. I'm thinking about around the city.
R: 8 / I: 1
doesn't massa feel bad about stopping all zellig production when he sees how many people make fan content and are genuinely passionate about his little show? how can a person be so selfish?
how would you feel if a small project you made years ago became unexpectedly popular and now tons of people were waiting for you to continue it even doe you don't really want to
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Zellig Episode Idea #2

A fellow r/fuckcars resident comes over to the Netherlands and soyfaces over how heckkin awesome it is that Dutchland has ZERO (0!) cars around the country and how wholesome 100 is it that they're so eco-friendly with bikes and public transport. He meets up with Mymy, and while at first she's flattered to meet up with another fellow individual who is passionate about the Netherlands, it quickly turns into annoyance over how this guy is an insufferable, obsessed faggot for the place and has no other knowledge about its rich history other than it has no vehicles. She has find a way to get rid of him (because she agreed beforehand to be his personal tour-guide for that ego stroke or smthn) by sending him to Amsterdam; which is apparently like the Ghettos for Dutch people.
B plot is Coco and Maya doing some shit together, maybe go to the park and do some dance moves because she saw a cute boy break dancing there or some shit idk. Mymy meets up with them and she tells them what she did with that tourist, Coco guilts her into feeling bad and so now they gotta go back and find him. After searching they catch up with him, but as he's walking towards Mymy he unexpectedly gets RAMMED by a bus since he didn't look both ways beforehand and now he'll be hospitalized for the rest of the trip. As he's hauled off into an Ambulance he thanks Mymy for giving him the nice tour over how beutiful of a country the Netherlands is and that he has no hard feelings for what has happened to him, because FUCKCARS!!!1!!!1!ÖöÖöÖöÖ
The End.
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How do we get Sam Hyde to watch Ongezellig and get him to buy it since Kuz is kill?
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mayo if she
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Cord drama

Why is there so much drama in the zellig community? theres like 3 threads talking about watermelons, a egyptian banning people in fan servers, and a artist wanting to bang lisa simpson??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????