R: 168 / I: 80
Combination straight from hell
San Diego Shooter Steam Profile
TCOAAL and Ongezellig fanCombination straight from hell
R: 75 / I: 14
Hi zaryans im 18 now and i got kicked out
i got kicked out of my house and am currently homeless who lives in las vegas nevada and wants to house me. i have 100 dollars in cash i can give to you
R: 26 / I: 10
how would it be if ongezellig looked like this
how would it be if ongezellig looked like this
R: 77 / I: 33
i am going to create tboi versions of all ‘zellig characters plus extras, here are isaac versions of the main girls (evan doe i made a thread like two months ago)
i am going to create tboi versions of all ‘zellig characters plus extras, here are isaac versions of the main girls (evan doe i made a thread like two months ago)
R: 2 / I: 1
DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS
Banana!
R: 57 / I: 12
If ER were alive today he would have AT LEAST known and liked 'zellig considering the non-white shooter demographics has without a skip of a beat proved this right, truly a cartoon for incels that only incels could care about
If ER were alive today he would have AT LEAST known and liked 'zellig considering the non-white shooter demographics has without a skip of a beat proved this right, truly a cartoon for incels that only incels could care about
R: 59 / I: 13
Lidly came back!!!!
Lidly came back!!!!
R: 9 / I: 0
my first flash animation
Hello zaryans I'm here to show you my first flash animation. it's a simple test animation but i want to know your thoughts and if you have any tips
R: 6 / I: 2
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R: 32 / I: 8
Eating Mayar's Revolting Week-Old Corpse
Eating Mayar's Revolting Week-Old Corpse
R: 279 / I: 75
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Coco:
>I am good at: I don't want to brag
Bullshit. Have you ever met a humble 8 year old?
>I don't like: Wasting time
I sincerly doubt that any child would be concerned about something as insignificant to them as time
>Animal: Turritopsis Dohrnii
and
>What I want to be when I grow up: Very old
Are incredibly unsubtle in what it's trying to say. <Coco lost her parents! So she's like, le scared of death! So, she'd like thing that live forever and she'd like, wanna live forever!
Change her animal to something more realistic, as with all of the animals in South Africa, I doubt a child would pick something as ugly as a jellyfish. Change what she wants to be to something like a nurse or a vet, which shows she's always liked helping people (which is realistic!!!)
It's really, really on the nose.
Overall with this one: Very on the nose, and doesn't feel like a child wrote this.
<Redditspace
Maya:
>My Hobbies: Using the computer
I highly doubt she would've gotten a computer this young with a mother like Soei.
>My Sports: None
Again, I highly doubt that Maya wouldn't play sports with a mother like Soei.
>I'm not that good at: Paying attention
I doubt that any child would have any concept of "paying attention" or even know that they're bad at it. There are far more things that she could be bad at, but NOPE. Gotta go with the on the nose
<She was always bad at paying attention, which was like, le foreshadowing for le ADHD!
>I really don't like: School
This is really boring. There could've been so many interesting things here that she doesn't like that could've revealed more about her character, but Massa just decided to state the obvious.
>Vacation: Home
Bullshit. Just Bullshit. What child have you ever met that didn't like going on vacation? What child hasn't loved going to an amusement park? An Aquarium? A Zoo?
>My biggest wish: Not having to go to school anymore
I'm positive there are other things she wants more, like her cat.
>What I want to be: I dunno
Genuine, unfiltered, unimaginable bullshit. You cannot excuse something as stupid as this. Have you ever met an 8 year old that didn't want to be an Astronaut? A Racecar Driver? An F1 Driver? A Firefighter? Football Player? Superhero? It is so on the nose with
<Le Maya was never le happy!
Which is bullshit and boring. If Maya used to be happy and full of optimism and whimsy, it makes it far more interesting, and tragic, when she becomes bitter and cynical. Loss of innocence is really upsetting, but I can't feel bad for someone who was apparently never innocent (which is stupid)
Overall: This was trying way too hard to build sympathy for Maya, and it all falls apart when you think about it beyond a surface level. It feels like the expository crashout: It feels deep and insightful, but it's unrealistic, unimpactful, and incredibly shallow. I said it once and I'll say it again: Having Maya lose her innocence and whimsy is far more tragic and saddening than her never having them in the first place
<Redditspace
Mymy:
This will probably start some leakage, but I really don't like Mymy. She doesn't belong in a show as grounded as Ongezellig. She feels like she was taken from another show, and feels more like a gag-machine than an actual character. Massa literally said that she left for the Netherlands when she was 6 by sneaking out of Japan, and that she went there because she "Thought it was better." To me, this shows that Massa threw her in last second without much thought, and made her backstory that because he thought it was "funny" instead of actually trying to come up with an interesting explanation as to how she ended up in the Netherlands like Coco did. She should've honestly been cut from the show (or been relegated to a background character) and had Maya and Coco's relationship be center stage. But NOPE! Can't cut that because it's too funny, am I right? No need to worry that a wacky and zaney character will undercut my original intentions!
Anyway with my second sperg out of the way, it pisses me off that this is the only one that makes sense. It feels like someone who understands nothing about the world wrote it (LIKE A CHILD!!! *GASP* CRAZY!!!!!)
<Redditspace
overall, these friendbooks (and Maya's Sweet 16 in general) are trying way too hard to build sympathy and intrigue, but did in such an on the nose way, it makes the characters feel fake. It doesn't feel like I am reading the friend book of a real child with real thoughts, feelings, and desires. It feels like I'm reading from the script of Amazing Digital Circus with how unsubtle everything is.
<Redditspace
Little rant about Maya's Sweet 16:
This was such a wasted opportunity of a comic. The dream sequence is yet another example of Massa trying to build sympathy without taking the effort to build it naturally. Her dream sequence is practically grabbing you by the neck and screaming in your face YOU MUST FEEL BAD FOR HER! THIS IS SAD! SHE'S CRYING, SEE? DON'T YOU FEEL BAD?! It also jumps into it WAAAAY too quickly, and this is a consequence of the comic being too short.
Her vomiting to avoid celebrating her birthday and going to school also feels like a lazy excuse for Massa to not have to write anything "uncomfortable" that would've actually built sympathy. We could've seen how her self hatred results in her being overwhelmed with shame when show even a shred of gratitude from her sisters. We could've how she freezes up and doesn't know what to do when she's the center of attention. We could see how she's utterly incapable of functioning in a social setting, constantly on the verge of a panic attack if she has to so much as speak to anyone. We could see how she's shaky and anxious throughout the whole day, worried people are judging her for the slightest thing. All these thing stacking on top of each other and building tension, making the reader wonder if she's gonna be able to get through the day without having a meltdown.
But no, instead we just got her throwing up and never getting to see any of that.
What a waste of potential.
<Redditspace
TL;DR Massa is pretty bad at writing
massa sucks at writing
i was looking on the 'ru and saw these friend books that piss me off so much. here's my spergerald why:<redditspace
Coco:
>I am good at: I don't want to brag
Bullshit. Have you ever met a humble 8 year old?
>I don't like: Wasting time
I sincerly doubt that any child would be concerned about something as insignificant to them as time
>Animal: Turritopsis Dohrnii
and
>What I want to be when I grow up: Very old
Are incredibly unsubtle in what it's trying to say. <Coco lost her parents! So she's like, le scared of death! So, she'd like thing that live forever and she'd like, wanna live forever!
Change her animal to something more realistic, as with all of the animals in South Africa, I doubt a child would pick something as ugly as a jellyfish. Change what she wants to be to something like a nurse or a vet, which shows she's always liked helping people (which is realistic!!!)
It's really, really on the nose.
Overall with this one: Very on the nose, and doesn't feel like a child wrote this.
<Redditspace
Maya:
>My Hobbies: Using the computer
I highly doubt she would've gotten a computer this young with a mother like Soei.
>My Sports: None
Again, I highly doubt that Maya wouldn't play sports with a mother like Soei.
>I'm not that good at: Paying attention
I doubt that any child would have any concept of "paying attention" or even know that they're bad at it. There are far more things that she could be bad at, but NOPE. Gotta go with the on the nose
<She was always bad at paying attention, which was like, le foreshadowing for le ADHD!
>I really don't like: School
This is really boring. There could've been so many interesting things here that she doesn't like that could've revealed more about her character, but Massa just decided to state the obvious.
>Vacation: Home
Bullshit. Just Bullshit. What child have you ever met that didn't like going on vacation? What child hasn't loved going to an amusement park? An Aquarium? A Zoo?
>My biggest wish: Not having to go to school anymore
I'm positive there are other things she wants more, like her cat.
>What I want to be: I dunno
Genuine, unfiltered, unimaginable bullshit. You cannot excuse something as stupid as this. Have you ever met an 8 year old that didn't want to be an Astronaut? A Racecar Driver? An F1 Driver? A Firefighter? Football Player? Superhero? It is so on the nose with
<Le Maya was never le happy!
Which is bullshit and boring. If Maya used to be happy and full of optimism and whimsy, it makes it far more interesting, and tragic, when she becomes bitter and cynical. Loss of innocence is really upsetting, but I can't feel bad for someone who was apparently never innocent (which is stupid)
Overall: This was trying way too hard to build sympathy for Maya, and it all falls apart when you think about it beyond a surface level. It feels like the expository crashout: It feels deep and insightful, but it's unrealistic, unimpactful, and incredibly shallow. I said it once and I'll say it again: Having Maya lose her innocence and whimsy is far more tragic and saddening than her never having them in the first place
<Redditspace
Mymy:
This will probably start some leakage, but I really don't like Mymy. She doesn't belong in a show as grounded as Ongezellig. She feels like she was taken from another show, and feels more like a gag-machine than an actual character. Massa literally said that she left for the Netherlands when she was 6 by sneaking out of Japan, and that she went there because she "Thought it was better." To me, this shows that Massa threw her in last second without much thought, and made her backstory that because he thought it was "funny" instead of actually trying to come up with an interesting explanation as to how she ended up in the Netherlands like Coco did. She should've honestly been cut from the show (or been relegated to a background character) and had Maya and Coco's relationship be center stage. But NOPE! Can't cut that because it's too funny, am I right? No need to worry that a wacky and zaney character will undercut my original intentions!
Anyway with my second sperg out of the way, it pisses me off that this is the only one that makes sense. It feels like someone who understands nothing about the world wrote it (LIKE A CHILD!!! *GASP* CRAZY!!!!!)
<Redditspace
overall, these friendbooks (and Maya's Sweet 16 in general) are trying way too hard to build sympathy and intrigue, but did in such an on the nose way, it makes the characters feel fake. It doesn't feel like I am reading the friend book of a real child with real thoughts, feelings, and desires. It feels like I'm reading from the script of Amazing Digital Circus with how unsubtle everything is.
<Redditspace
Little rant about Maya's Sweet 16:
This was such a wasted opportunity of a comic. The dream sequence is yet another example of Massa trying to build sympathy without taking the effort to build it naturally. Her dream sequence is practically grabbing you by the neck and screaming in your face YOU MUST FEEL BAD FOR HER! THIS IS SAD! SHE'S CRYING, SEE? DON'T YOU FEEL BAD?! It also jumps into it WAAAAY too quickly, and this is a consequence of the comic being too short.
Her vomiting to avoid celebrating her birthday and going to school also feels like a lazy excuse for Massa to not have to write anything "uncomfortable" that would've actually built sympathy. We could've seen how her self hatred results in her being overwhelmed with shame when show even a shred of gratitude from her sisters. We could've how she freezes up and doesn't know what to do when she's the center of attention. We could see how she's utterly incapable of functioning in a social setting, constantly on the verge of a panic attack if she has to so much as speak to anyone. We could see how she's shaky and anxious throughout the whole day, worried people are judging her for the slightest thing. All these thing stacking on top of each other and building tension, making the reader wonder if she's gonna be able to get through the day without having a meltdown.
But no, instead we just got her throwing up and never getting to see any of that.
What a waste of potential.
<Redditspace
TL;DR Massa is pretty bad at writing
R: 35 / I: 8
If Maya is ONGEZELLIG
and Coco is the opposite; being GEZELLIG
then what about Mymy?
…
IT'S CLEAR SHE'S CLEARLY NATIONALISM(E)!!!
(on)gezellig-I wonder what Mymy is for?
I was wondering somethingsIf Maya is ONGEZELLIG
and Coco is the opposite; being GEZELLIG
then what about Mymy?
…
IT'S CLEAR SHE'S CLEARLY NATIONALISM(E)!!!
R: 41 / I: 14
MY 'TISM PROJECT
My autism damands I show you something I'm working on. note I'm not that good at art so I'm trying so please give me advice when I'm finished
R: 306 / I: 84 (sticky)
Submit suggestions, bug reports, and feedback here
Server IP: ongezellig.aternos.me
Port:22056
Version: Latest recommended (ViaBack enabled — older versions also supported)
If you wanna turn on the server make an account on https://aternos.org/ and give me your name you'll then be able to turn on the server when on the site
Features:
Anti-Cheat (report if any plus jannies give me your 'craft name for OP)
player login system
Bedrock and Java crossplay support
console support (Xbox, PlayStation, Switch via Bedrock) (try joining on a ps3/360)
Android support (Bedrock mobile players)
piracy support (cracked account login)
random teleport spawn command
custom GUI menus
death chest on player death (for less lag and lag removal protection)
mob and player head drops
basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa
manage Bedrock player skins
fixes recipe issues for Bedrock
image display in item frames
inventory rollback after death or crash
set home teleport points
mine and place spawners with Silk Touch
teleport request system
change skins server-side
chop trees in one swing
/ride command to mount entities
anti-xray protection (automatic)
browser proximity chat
Pirate PC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiZutjS-u8E
Pirate Android: https://mcpedl.org/downloading/ (pick the latest non beta APK)
Console Tutorial: https://bedrocktogether.net/
/craft/
Official Thread for NuCraftSubmit suggestions, bug reports, and feedback here
Server IP: ongezellig.aternos.me
Port:22056
Version: Latest recommended (ViaBack enabled — older versions also supported)
If you wanna turn on the server make an account on https://aternos.org/ and give me your name you'll then be able to turn on the server when on the site
Features:
Anti-Cheat (report if any plus jannies give me your 'craft name for OP)
player login system
Bedrock and Java crossplay support
console support (Xbox, PlayStation, Switch via Bedrock) (try joining on a ps3/360)
Android support (Bedrock mobile players)
piracy support (cracked account login)
random teleport spawn command
custom GUI menus
death chest on player death (for less lag and lag removal protection)
mob and player head drops
basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa
manage Bedrock player skins
fixes recipe issues for Bedrock
image display in item frames
inventory rollback after death or crash
set home teleport points
mine and place spawners with Silk Touch
teleport request system
change skins server-side
chop trees in one swing
/ride command to mount entities
anti-xray protection (automatic)
browser proximity chat
Pirate PC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiZutjS-u8E
Pirate Android: https://mcpedl.org/downloading/ (pick the latest non beta APK)
Console Tutorial: https://bedrocktogether.net/
R: 13 / I: 7
Does anyone know if it's being talked about in DA MASSACORD
Does anyone know if it's being talked about in DA MASSACORD
R: 23 / I: 7
nice costume zellig sister…
nice costume zellig sister…
R: 370 / I: 88
-1610_-992
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1610,-992,-3
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R: 222 / I: 82
Agugubros…
Agugubros…
R: 20 / I: 13
It is now official
This character has actually led someone to commit a shooting
It is now official
This character has actually led someone to commit a shooting
R: 172 / I: 65
I want to marry Coco
I want to marry Coco
R: 6 / I: 2
Relevant 'toss
Relevant 'toss
R: 23 / I: 5
Yana hate is spineless fag behavior, when 'dweller came out with the diamond that was mymy's rival it was universally avowed as zarty saving.
It was evident 'dweller fell off by the 3rd (and even 2nd) upload but it took you monkeys a long time to catch on and now you're compensating with blind hate because
>da normies like yana and it's a tourist trap or something so it's le bad
^consequentialist ethics btw you're fags and I'm ahead of the curve
Yana won, 'dweller won (briefly), newfags lost and people whose opinion is like shifting sand should rope
Yana hate is spineless fag behavior, when 'dweller came out with the diamond that was mymy's rival it was universally avowed as zarty saving.
It was evident 'dweller fell off by the 3rd (and even 2nd) upload but it took you monkeys a long time to catch on and now you're compensating with blind hate because
>da normies like yana and it's a tourist trap or something so it's le bad
^consequentialist ethics btw you're fags and I'm ahead of the curve
Yana won, 'dweller won (briefly), newfags lost and people whose opinion is like shifting sand should rope
R: 51 / I: 17
one of the shooters at the San Diego mosque was a zelligcaca
the glowies will be fucking everywhere now
one of the shooters at the San Diego mosque was a zelligcaca
the glowies will be fucking everywhere now
R: 5 / I: 0
Oh yeah, now I'll have a new chevron on my bulletproof vest.
Oh yeah, now I'll have a new chevron on my bulletproof vest.
R: 35 / I: 18
How many users a day do you think this site gets on average?
<Mymy space
With the average PPH of this site, a daily poster has probably had a direct interaction with one of the shooters
How many users a day do you think this site gets on average?
<Mymy space
With the average PPH of this site, a daily poster has probably had a direct interaction with one of the shooters
R: 434 / I: 224
>but le datamining
Don't post or use mobile data while lurking
/sharty/ art thread
Looks like people are picking up 'zellig again and making art about it, so just post any 'lig related art from the 'party if you happen to stumble upon it>but le datamining
Don't post or use mobile data while lurking
R: 471 / I: 169
/coco/ general
Post Coco images
R: 83 / I: 35
Chuddies are usin 3rd world slave labor to make soy culture plushies and you're blackpilling?
Chuddies are usin 3rd world slave labor to make soy culture plushies and you're blackpilling?
R: 144 / I: 27
<leddit 'ace
Here's from my preface for it:
>This work—novelette, fanfic, chamber-piece, literary adaptation of an online web series—whatever it is of zoiets. It doesn’t fit in any of them because that’s the spirit of what I’m adapting from.
I had two premises in mind when it came to an Ongezellig adaptation:
1. What if the Bottle Smack in the Pilot had consequences?
2. How do I make a story out of it?
<'igle 'ogle 'ace
Let me know if you have questions about what it is. I will answer them honestly without spoling much o algugu
A novelette I've been working on
Hoi, Zaryans, it's me, Zaryan! I'd like to tell you guys I've been working in my free time from college on an Ongezellig adaptation, NOT a fiktie, and I will publish it here once I make some final proofreading, a promotional artwork, and it's cover. It's totally OC, I've been working on it nonstop, and it's been driving me insane ofzo<leddit 'ace
Here's from my preface for it:
>This work—novelette, fanfic, chamber-piece, literary adaptation of an online web series—whatever it is of zoiets. It doesn’t fit in any of them because that’s the spirit of what I’m adapting from.
I had two premises in mind when it came to an Ongezellig adaptation:
1. What if the Bottle Smack in the Pilot had consequences?
2. How do I make a story out of it?
<'igle 'ogle 'ace
Let me know if you have questions about what it is. I will answer them honestly without spoling much o algugu
R: 2 / I: 1
why did the sharty make this?
why did the sharty make this?
R: 628 / I: 203
Theme for October 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND MUSIC >>109864
Theme for November 2025 - ONGEZELLIG MOVIE SCENES >>114166
Theme for December 2025 - ONGEZELLIG THROUGH HISTORY >>117001
Theme for January 2026 - ONGEZELLIG PROPAGANDA >>119859
Theme for February 2026 - ONGEZELLIG MAGIC >>123605
Theme for March 2026 - ONGEZELLIG AT WORK >>126300
Theme for April 2026 - ONGEZELLIG BRAINROT >>128761
Theme for May 2026 - FORMAL ONGEZELLIG>>131507
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I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
Monthly Themed Zellig Art
Theme for September 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND CHURCH >>105498Theme for October 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND MUSIC >>109864
Theme for November 2025 - ONGEZELLIG MOVIE SCENES >>114166
Theme for December 2025 - ONGEZELLIG THROUGH HISTORY >>117001
Theme for January 2026 - ONGEZELLIG PROPAGANDA >>119859
Theme for February 2026 - ONGEZELLIG MAGIC >>123605
Theme for March 2026 - ONGEZELLIG AT WORK >>126300
Theme for April 2026 - ONGEZELLIG BRAINROT >>128761
Theme for May 2026 - FORMAL ONGEZELLIG>>131507
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I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.
R: 13 / I: 8
zoey won
zoey won
R: 23 / I: 6
This is official massa art. Does it imply maya cannonically doesn't have black hair?
This is official massa art. Does it imply maya cannonically doesn't have black hair?
R: 2039 / I: 704
/maya/
Post mayas
R: 36 / I: 7
it's mainstream…
it's mainstream…
R: 1398 / I: 555
/mymy/
Post about Mymy
R: 9 / I: 1
Ongezelling
Ongezelling
R: 8 / I: 4
When the mystery meat mutt shittoker who makes 200k views per video speaks I LISTEN AND LEARN
When the mystery meat mutt shittoker who makes 200k views per video speaks I LISTEN AND LEARN
R: 13 / I: 7
sonsterdam
i have just found my new favorite website
R: 109 / I: 38
You WILL edit her artwork to be chuddy
You WILL make soys of the girls hanging pooners (we have little of those)
You WILL make this pooner realize her she WILL NEVER be a man
>
Nupooner gegbvll
I've found this pooner that leaks at us and is easily irritated by things we doYou WILL edit her artwork to be chuddy
You WILL make soys of the girls hanging pooners (we have little of those)
You WILL make this pooner realize her she WILL NEVER be a man
>
R: 25 / I: 12 (sticky)
fresh toss
fresh toss
R: 55 / I: 8
I'm a newfag AMA
I'm a newfag AMA
R: 21 / I: 12
New Update: Zarty brings you:
+Gems
New Update: Zarty brings you:
+Gems
R: 69 / I: 14
/v/
The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update
R: 29 / I: 7
>find cool 'zellig account
>some gems around
>even speaks like we do
>look a bit more in-depth
>yuritransgenderism all over
>slopdweller & yana
>promotes 'cord, 'gram and 'tok at the same time
>followed by the similarly obsessed trannies
Hitler… I am tired..
>find cool 'zellig account
>some gems around
>even speaks like we do
>look a bit more in-depth
>yuritransgenderism all over
>slopdweller & yana
>promotes 'cord, 'gram and 'tok at the same time
>followed by the similarly obsessed trannies
Hitler… I am tired..
R: 34 / I: 8
should this be used as a bait reaction image on the sharty and 'ru forums?
should this be used as a bait reaction image on the sharty and 'ru forums?
R: 5 / I: 1
Someone redraw this but 'zellig
Someone redraw this but 'zellig
R: 23 / I: 8
Mymy's Character Discussion Thread
Hello /zellig/ ITT you chuddies can discuss about Mymy and why she is the most KEYED sister and why she FVCKING VVON, or something like that I dunno. Mymy is clearly a fantastic character since she has occupied my thoughts every day for years now.
R: 1739 / I: 722
agugu
agugu
R: 17 / I: 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ZkZldTy6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXWeINDPhdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv7fms986zo
Really a shame that CoalDweller achieved an order of magnitude more recognition for a similar production value about utter nonsense.
MSPaint SOVL
"Trying to continue ongezellig with a £0 budget" is the most faithful adaptation of the source material I've seen put to video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ZkZldTy6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXWeINDPhdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv7fms986zo
Really a shame that CoalDweller achieved an order of magnitude more recognition for a similar production value about utter nonsense.
R: 46 / I: 8
Made some shitty fanfiction today cause I was bored o algo
First time writing a 'fic, please go easy on me.
R: 17 / I: 6
Ajax died in 2019 with that last-minute goal from Lucas Moura and they're not even in the top spots now. I wonder what Mymy thinks about this.
Ajax died in 2019 with that last-minute goal from Lucas Moura and they're not even in the top spots now. I wonder what Mymy thinks about this.
R: 98 / I: 32
Gussy dusty?
Is gussy like some twitter fag with weird shit I don't know about? Started following him a day ago and people were calling him coal on here.
R: 508 / I: 138
We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
The Third Booru is up!
Go post your post your gems of zoiets
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Zellig Booru
https://ongezelligbooru.com/We are grateful for your patience, now the wait is over.
The Third Booru is up!
Go post your post your gems of zoiets
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If you have any suggestions, complaints, or technical issues, you can post them in this thread or send me an email at zaltongezellig@proton.me
R: 20 / I: 15
/MymyWin/
Hello /zellig/! I felt a bit down today not sad per se, but tired. Then I remembered that MYMY VVON and that her back hurts from carrying the show for so many years, one day I shall grant her a very satisfactory back massage to alleviate her back pain. Even if (you) don't realize it now, maybe (you) will even heckle me and sage my thread, Mymy still VVON and you will realize it one day even if it is your last moment of life. I for one know that I shall think of her when I am at my last moments of life, it's the least I could do after she brought me so much joy throughout these years. They hate Mymy because of her glistening zemmy qualities Zaryans. Don't be like them because Mymy is wonered, she is waiting in Hyperborea.
R: 40 / I: 24
What political ideology do the main 3 follow?
>pls saar what are yalls theories?
R: 12 / I: 13
dataset for image 1
Maya6133
Mymy 7349
Coco3765
Vera627
Kiki397
Axel60
Roos100
Adam 84
Goof49
Yfke283
Stan64
Wiel72
Tryn167
Rens55
Cleo283
Bert66
Ilse74
Henk83
Cato127
Koos66
Zoey192
Sjef62
Ravi43
Soei66
Noga31
Coco's parents11
Eiko132
Yana 51
Occoal74
Mayo46
Curry56
ketcutup 17
this is all characters
dataset for image two
Maya6133
Mymy 7349
Coco3765
Vera627
classmates397
Maya's Parents109
Noga31
Coco's parents11
Eiko132
Yana51
Occoal74
Maya en Curry176
and the second one is all characters but Classmates and Maya en Curry Characters all in one.
dataset for image there
Maya6133
Mymy 7349
Coco3765
Vera627
classmates397
No Mayo en Curry. all classmates in one
Chart of most posted Characters on https://ongezelligbooru.com/
chart of most posted Characters on https://ongezelligbooru.com/ as of 18:00 Sunday, February 22, 2026,dataset for image 1
Maya6133
Mymy 7349
Coco3765
Vera627
Kiki397
Axel60
Roos100
Adam 84
Goof49
Yfke283
Stan64
Wiel72
Tryn167
Rens55
Cleo283
Bert66
Ilse74
Henk83
Cato127
Koos66
Zoey192
Sjef62
Ravi43
Soei66
Noga31
Coco's parents11
Eiko132
Yana 51
Occoal74
Mayo46
Curry56
ketcutup 17
this is all characters
dataset for image two
Maya6133
Mymy 7349
Coco3765
Vera627
classmates397
Maya's Parents109
Noga31
Coco's parents11
Eiko132
Yana51
Occoal74
Maya en Curry176
and the second one is all characters but Classmates and Maya en Curry Characters all in one.
dataset for image there
Maya6133
Mymy 7349
Coco3765
Vera627
classmates397
No Mayo en Curry. all classmates in one
R: 20 / I: 0
/v/ game mentioned at 9:35
GEM IT UP!
/v/ game mentioned at 9:35
GEM IT UP!
R: 8 / I: 1
Agents Of Fortune Cookies.
Agents Of Fortune Cookies.
R: 21 / I: 3
starting to draw
i’m trying to start drawing zellig but honestly i get so frustrated with myself i quit. how do i stop being a bitch
R: 66 / I: 17
very gemmy effortrald 'blox game
https://www.roblox.com/games/104969284128503/Mymys-Hide-and-Seek
>its just the /v/ schoolocaust game but family friendly and made for little agugus
very gemmy effortrald 'blox game
https://www.roblox.com/games/104969284128503/Mymys-Hide-and-Seek
>its just the /v/ schoolocaust game but family friendly and made for little agugus
R: 4 / I: 3
any patriots for the dutch-americans?
patriot for the dutch-americans
Maya looks so cuteany patriots for the dutch-americans?
R: 6 / I: 1
>has mymy neutralplier in the banner
>shows reddit and fucking TikTok as da heckin' fandom
You will never be a real woman
>has mymy neutralplier in the banner
>shows reddit and fucking TikTok as da heckin' fandom
You will never be a real woman
R: 15 / I: 0
Mymy - start with a NERF musket, reusable bullets
Kiki - Start with AK, ability to switch to cutlass
Coco - Nigger skull-bashing fists
Vera - Start with a large glass bottle
Yfke - Everything slow due to weed
Wiel - Start with a switchblade
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Someone should make something similar using level editor which I heard is not that hard
Idea: Hotline Zellig
Perks:Mymy - start with a NERF musket, reusable bullets
Kiki - Start with AK, ability to switch to cutlass
Coco - Nigger skull-bashing fists
Vera - Start with a large glass bottle
Yfke - Everything slow due to weed
Wiel - Start with a switchblade
<[REDDIT SPACE]
Someone should make something similar using level editor which I heard is not that hard
R: 6 / I: 1
Zelligdustry
Zelligdustry
R: 1 / I: 1
Hello saars, is from india and I am gooning to this picrel
Hello saars, is from india and I am gooning to this picrel
R: 24 / I: 7
>tfw Maya's only future is literally that one hentai comic about a girl's life going into a downward spiral of drugs, prostitution and STDs after High School
>tfw Maya's only future is literally that one hentai comic about a girl's life going into a downward spiral of drugs, prostitution and STDs after High School
R: 1398 / I: 701
Shitpost thread or smth
Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
R: 4 / I: 1
Someone who can edit flash animations edit the "This land" animation from Jibjab but make it 'zellig-themed (George Bush as Mymy and John Kerry as Kiki)
Someone who can edit flash animations edit the "This land" animation from Jibjab but make it 'zellig-themed (George Bush as Mymy and John Kerry as Kiki)
R: 33 / I: 9
why does mymy have aids
why does mymy have aids
R: 48 / I: 22
Whenever we see somebody with a zellig picture in youtube comments or anywhere else, we report it here.
This guy was on this youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eKeKaXqNHg&ab_channel=SomeNobody
Go boost him in the name of the zellig empire
/zellig_on_da_log/
Mission:Whenever we see somebody with a zellig picture in youtube comments or anywhere else, we report it here.
This guy was on this youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eKeKaXqNHg&ab_channel=SomeNobody
Go boost him in the name of the zellig empire
R: 11 / I: 0
what do you think the financial state the shoppenboer household is in? my guess is they're in the middle class but a little more leaning towards being rich. Ravi must be working like a dog to be able to support 3 girls and a wife
what do you think the financial state the shoppenboer household is in? my guess is they're in the middle class but a little more leaning towards being rich. Ravi must be working like a dog to be able to support 3 girls and a wife
R: 6 / I: 1
Deel 7 vvill neva be real.
Deel 7 vvill neva be real.
R: 5 / I: 1
Is it just me or Kara from Non-Stop Pop FM sounds like Coco?
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Is it just me or Kara from Non-Stop Pop FM sounds like Coco?
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R: 108 / I: 56
'Zellig bricks break
Low effort pixel art created only to be destroyed
R: 8 / I: 2
had fun on the sharty drawpile today even though I didn't finish my drawing. W if you get the reference.
had fun on the sharty drawpile today even though I didn't finish my drawing. W if you get the reference.
R: 80 / I: 19
🙃
🙃
R: 26 / I: 7
>problematic media is when it's from the Zarty
>problematic media is when it's from the Zarty
R: 7 / I: 3
Nice website you got here xisters.
Nice website you got here xisters.
R: 158 / I: 56
>Vera trying to open a peanutbutter jar
>Coco practicing karate
>What Vera does on a saturday night
>Mymy or Coco in cooking class
>Maya cosplays as Senpai's waifu
>Mymy falls off her scooter
>Coco drinks chocolate milk
>Coco takes a computer course
>Coco as Witcher
>Zoey playing Bass
>Maya at the hairdresser
>Zombie Coco
>Coco doing lab work
>Mymy dressed as Peni Parker
>Mymy making a Valentines Day card for Kaptien Koek
>Mymy eating seminola pudding
>Stan and Roos Ice Skating
>Vera gives Cleo guitar lessons
>Maya paintballing
>Maya on a schooltrip to the zoo
>Maya making a snow devil
Finishing what Massa didn't
ITT we actually complete the illustration ideas that Massa never did because he's a SLF. SOME of these were made but it would be ary- I mean gemmy to see the rest, any artstyle goes>Vera trying to open a peanutbutter jar
>Coco practicing karate
>What Vera does on a saturday night
>Mymy or Coco in cooking class
>Maya cosplays as Senpai's waifu
>Mymy falls off her scooter
>Coco drinks chocolate milk
>Coco takes a computer course
>Coco as Witcher
>Zoey playing Bass
>Maya at the hairdresser
>Zombie Coco
>Coco doing lab work
>Mymy dressed as Peni Parker
>Mymy making a Valentines Day card for Kaptien Koek
>Mymy eating seminola pudding
>Stan and Roos Ice Skating
>Vera gives Cleo guitar lessons
>Maya paintballing
>Maya on a schooltrip to the zoo
>Maya making a snow devil
R: 18 / I: 1
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been seeing a bit of stuff about zelligposters on the booru so why not im interested in joining in
should i become a booru nametoilet
for context ive been lurking on this site since 2024 and i mostly use /qa/ albeit i dont post zellig there<
been seeing a bit of stuff about zelligposters on the booru so why not im interested in joining in
R: 11 / I: 2
>Cuckitors has a girlfriend
Yeah okay sure you do.
Link:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1sr236f/my_girlfriend_cosplayed_maya/
>Cuckitors has a girlfriend
Yeah okay sure you do.
Link:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1sr236f/my_girlfriend_cosplayed_maya/
R: 26 / I: 5
Where can I find official info about characters?
Hi I'm new to Ongezellig and I'm wondering where I can get more info on the characters and stuff. Like I see people talk about Eiko and their parents and stuff but I haven't seen them in the show. Thanks in advance)
R: 160 / I: 71
ITT: I post random 'cordcoals I found
Nice face
R: 7 / I: 0
Will it be possible to improve Ongezellig with the highest possible image and sound quality?
Will it be possible to improve Ongezellig with the highest possible image and sound quality?
R: 16 / I: 3
What the Hell do the Background characters Say in this scene
In know Kiki's but thats it
What the Hell do the Background characters Say in this scene
In know Kiki's but thats it
R: 32 / I: 6
this is where ill be posting zeggle updates from now on
you can ask me questions or suggest new features to add
for nucacas zeggle is peggle but with zellings and made in scratch
>UPDATE SPACE
what was added since the last update:
- the game logo
- a new song
- level saving and loading
- a new sound system to prevent sounds clashing
>UPDATE SPACE
in the zarty version you will be able to set custom songs and backgrounds for your levels
also there will be a dynamically updating list of featured user created levels
more on that when the game comes out
zeggle devlog
hey, still herethis is where ill be posting zeggle updates from now on
you can ask me questions or suggest new features to add
for nucacas zeggle is peggle but with zellings and made in scratch
>UPDATE SPACE
what was added since the last update:
- the game logo
- a new song
- level saving and loading
- a new sound system to prevent sounds clashing
>UPDATE SPACE
in the zarty version you will be able to set custom songs and backgrounds for your levels
also there will be a dynamically updating list of featured user created levels
more on that when the game comes out
R: 6 / I: 2
Post spergeralds
Post spergeralds
R: 1472 / I: 640
/art/ - general
Here is a thread, dedicated to the craftsmenship of art. Post your drawings here and share techniques/books/tips that you think may be useful.
R: 62 / I: 16
I was thinking that Ongezellig would die a peaceful death after its cancellation in 2024. If only I knew how wrong I really was. As soon as I caught wind of how popular it had become on shitstagram and chinktok I was infuriated, to the point of wanting to smash my belongings I bought and paid for. Ongezellig was MY niche internet autism show. It was so unknown that I could reference it and nobody would ever know. I really do miss those times. What has transpired can be best summed up by an idiom I like to use on the regular. These people are beating a dead horse. Ongezellig is a rotting corpse, it has been for nearly 2 years. At this point, not much but bone is left. A good ending would have been that the show faded into obscurity, with a few obsessed autists continuing to profess their obsession over it to anyone online who would listen. Sadly it couldn't go that way. For some unfortunate reason, the demonic, neuron-frying algorithms of normie social media decided that it would be a splendid idea to push Ongezellig to the masses. Here we are, it's 2026 and every Ongezellig community I once took an interest in has undergone a great replacement of sorts. I refuse to even look at the zarty anymore, but last time I was there, the site was rampant with disgustingly new chinktok and shitstagram immigrants. It was sickening. This disgusts me even thinking about it to this day. Why couldn't Ongezellig die the death it deserved?
This brings me to the video posted by OP. If Ongezellig is popular enough on these platforms that it would be viable to make a MARKETABLE PLUSHIE of Mymy, then Ongezellig is beyond too far gone. Just. Fucking. Shut. It. Down. Already.
To anyone who has discovered Ongezellig in the last year and a half, I urge you to give up your obsession and let ongezellig wither away how it was supposed to.
Perhaps my previous request was too harsh. I ask that anyone who posts about Ongezellig on platforms such as Instagram, Tiktok and the like to CEASE YOUR OPERATION IMMEDIATELY. I do not hold any resentment to you or anyone like you. I truly do hope you find something else to channel your autistic obsession into, but please, let Ongezellig stay on imageboards, where it rightfully belongs.
Thank you and good day.
(https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/942979.html#q943918)
Nu copypasta just dropped
JSID ALREADYI was thinking that Ongezellig would die a peaceful death after its cancellation in 2024. If only I knew how wrong I really was. As soon as I caught wind of how popular it had become on shitstagram and chinktok I was infuriated, to the point of wanting to smash my belongings I bought and paid for. Ongezellig was MY niche internet autism show. It was so unknown that I could reference it and nobody would ever know. I really do miss those times. What has transpired can be best summed up by an idiom I like to use on the regular. These people are beating a dead horse. Ongezellig is a rotting corpse, it has been for nearly 2 years. At this point, not much but bone is left. A good ending would have been that the show faded into obscurity, with a few obsessed autists continuing to profess their obsession over it to anyone online who would listen. Sadly it couldn't go that way. For some unfortunate reason, the demonic, neuron-frying algorithms of normie social media decided that it would be a splendid idea to push Ongezellig to the masses. Here we are, it's 2026 and every Ongezellig community I once took an interest in has undergone a great replacement of sorts. I refuse to even look at the zarty anymore, but last time I was there, the site was rampant with disgustingly new chinktok and shitstagram immigrants. It was sickening. This disgusts me even thinking about it to this day. Why couldn't Ongezellig die the death it deserved?
This brings me to the video posted by OP. If Ongezellig is popular enough on these platforms that it would be viable to make a MARKETABLE PLUSHIE of Mymy, then Ongezellig is beyond too far gone. Just. Fucking. Shut. It. Down. Already.
To anyone who has discovered Ongezellig in the last year and a half, I urge you to give up your obsession and let ongezellig wither away how it was supposed to.
Perhaps my previous request was too harsh. I ask that anyone who posts about Ongezellig on platforms such as Instagram, Tiktok and the like to CEASE YOUR OPERATION IMMEDIATELY. I do not hold any resentment to you or anyone like you. I truly do hope you find something else to channel your autistic obsession into, but please, let Ongezellig stay on imageboards, where it rightfully belongs.
Thank you and good day.
(https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/942979.html#q943918)
R: 1 / I: 1
Absolute esl
Absolute esl
R: 307 / I: 104
my niggerlicious fancomic
howdy fellers, here's another zellig comic that'll probably end up as DNB fan project #1488. enjoy this troonslop carbon copy of sprunki for the next couple of days
R: 124 / I: 17
Mayamails animation collab
since Zoot refuses to do a Mayamail animation collab, I'm making a thread for us to do it ourselves, how are we going to coordinate this Zaryans?
R: 64 / I: 22
What subreddits would the zelligs use?
What subreddits would the zelligs use?
R: 24 / I: 7
forgetting
sometimes I forget that Ilse is a kike girl
R: 18 / I: 6
I think Maya and Coco would have gone Basicschool then VMBO, but I don't really know about Mymy maybe Basicschool and maybe HAVO, she's seems to do better then her sisters in school, but I don't live in the Netherlands so I don't really know how school progresses in the netherlands. but this is just my thoughs
so basically
Maya:Basicschool, then VMBO
Coco:Basicschool, then VMVO
Mymy:Basicschool, then HAVO, cause Willem III van Oranje
Schoppenboer's Schooling
what were the Schoppenboer's Schooling like?I think Maya and Coco would have gone Basicschool then VMBO, but I don't really know about Mymy maybe Basicschool and maybe HAVO, she's seems to do better then her sisters in school, but I don't live in the Netherlands so I don't really know how school progresses in the netherlands. but this is just my thoughs
so basically
Maya:Basicschool, then VMBO
Coco:Basicschool, then VMVO
Mymy:Basicschool, then HAVO, cause Willem III van Oranje
R: 22 / I: 4
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wN12ZvkyWM8GyGseznPyXcudoGTcSw5E/view
can someone summarize this? its the "ongezellig screenplay" by a redditfag cdog, and i am very certain it's coal because the ending has maya playing with dolls and making them kiss while she masturbates (im fairly sure she's masturbating) or something
i am also confident it might have been made using AI because this a quote from it:
"Mymy slowly opens the door.
Beat."
and no fucking human on the planet unironically uses "beat" to emphasize a moment of silence, only unfeeling clankers. (okay it uses beat a lot but it never uses it like this, which only makes the ai argument even stronger as it's probably a hallucination that this faggot didnt catch because hes a fat slob who doesn't write his own shit
it also does that stupid thing where it does multiple one word sentences in a way nobody would ever write, like here
"Eight arms. Folded. With Dignity."
so yeah im not wasting my time with this clankerslop
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wN12ZvkyWM8GyGseznPyXcudoGTcSw5E/view
can someone summarize this? its the "ongezellig screenplay" by a redditfag cdog, and i am very certain it's coal because the ending has maya playing with dolls and making them kiss while she masturbates (im fairly sure she's masturbating) or something
i am also confident it might have been made using AI because this a quote from it:
"Mymy slowly opens the door.
Beat."
and no fucking human on the planet unironically uses "beat" to emphasize a moment of silence, only unfeeling clankers. (okay it uses beat a lot but it never uses it like this, which only makes the ai argument even stronger as it's probably a hallucination that this faggot didnt catch because hes a fat slob who doesn't write his own shit
it also does that stupid thing where it does multiple one word sentences in a way nobody would ever write, like here
"Eight arms. Folded. With Dignity."
so yeah im not wasting my time with this clankerslop
R: 41 / I: 9
What would you do?
What would you do?