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R: 6 / I: 5

Foenkie

There's no way Foenkie actually shares nsfw with 'sa right?
R: 53 / I: 19

Requests

Im planning on doing requests for ongezellig fartart. Feel free to request anything except for gross yuri lesbian gay ship retardation.
I'll do them at my own pace and post them on this thread/twitter(yosack jaki) or something idk. maybe il do a good job
R: 21 / I: 5
olé olé olé
olé olé olé olá
R: 44 / I: 6

Ongezellig Continuation Series

Continued from: >>16747

Development update:
- In talks with Dutch VA
- Animation department recruitment going well
- Writing going VERY well
- Russian translator/subtitler acquired

What we still need:
- A Dutch person/cultural advisor
- More animators (still looking for a lead animator/animation director/an artist who has mastered Massa's artstyle*)
- More translators/subtitlers

Currently on track to meet May release date for Episode 1, Part 1.

*Cam is busy
R: 2 / I: 0
What's the original of this zemerald?
R: 35 / I: 18
He's so fvcking keyed bros, I wish he'd show up here sometimes
R: 21 / I: 7
>mayagods wo-AAAACCKKKKKKK!
Part of a bigger project im working on, will show more later
R: 31 / I: 5
If Maya was a real person, would your really feel sorry for her if she killed herself?
R: 30 / I: 21

COCO PICS NOW

i need more pics of my Boer princess
R: 9 / I: 3
(Not related to Zellig) First time drawing soyjack, is it good?
R: 18 / I: 4

(TERMINATED)

bros…
R: 41 / I: 20

Cursed zelligs

Post cursed 'zelligs
R: 14 / I: 5

le hecking fan fiction

Hello, I am in the process of writing a possibly 4 episode long fan fiction where Mymy meets with her biological sister. I am currently looking for suggestions on how to end said fan fiction. Do any Zaryans have suggestions? (no nsfw please)
R: 362 / I: 70 (sticky)

Ongezellig Reanimated Collab

What if we did one of those collabs where one person each reanimates a scene and it all gets spliced together? We can do Deel 1 for this

rules:
>any style goes. you can animate in scratch, gmod, real life paper. creativity is key
>no porn/fetish obviously
>characters HAVE to be maya/coco/mymy

https://trello.com/b/Pyw8tef9/deel-6-collab
https://cytu.be/r/ongezellig
R: 2 / I: 0
did this in my spare time. most 'jak assets recreated 1:1. 38 layers with a bunch of mouths and eyebrows, everything can be deleted, recolored, or moved around.
<
i crashed myself a few times while making this so be cautious.
https://files.catbox.moe/izuyxd.pdn
R: 3 / I: 0
clean up the 'p jannies
R: 1 / I: 0
'lig on the 'log
fellow zaryans
R: 19 / I: 2

Gussy dusty?

Is gussy like some twitter fag with weird shit I don't know about? Started following him a day ago and people were calling him coal on here.
R: 36 / I: 10
when did you guys find out about 'zellig?
R: 1 / I: 0
this is what mymy will look like in 2030
R: 8 / I: 1

Happy Birthday Hitler

Wish him a happy birthday or something he fought for the zaryan race!!!
R: 25 / I: 4

Coco Built For BBC

…"Big Brenton Cock" I mean
R: 3 / I: 3
Maya is keyed
R: 6 / I: 2
I love ArktidA (And Mymy would love it too)
https://youtu.be/lLTOHVcYg0w?si=0Ts6BJKW_or0f3qu
R: 10 / I: 6
"Turns out, the creator of zellig is a strong-minded communist who happens to hate whites more than anything, except Koreans" (c) E.M.

Zoot? Jannies? Zaryans? Our response? Is that truth?
R: 21 / I: 4
Should I make more pencil fanart rather than digital or just do both (pencil is easier and for digital I have to utilize a fucking touchpad)
R: 123 / I: 69

/art/ - general

Here is a thread, dedicated to the craftsmenship of art. Post your drawings here and share techniques/books/tips that you think may be useful.
R: 379 / I: 108
Artist of this comic here

So apparently this made it outside Massa's server, which I half expected, but I'm also kinda surprised. Even more surprising is that people outside the server like it, so that's cool. Just thought I'd post this to the site cuz i heard someone found it here but I cant find the thread. I'm glad people seem to be enjoying it though
R: 21 / I: 2
the last part of the maya comic dropped
R: 182 / I: 92
Mymy is transracial and proud
R: 30 / I: 21

Ongezellig Sound Sources

Ongezellig has music.
Massa uses a DAW (digital audio workstation) for music making.
Massa used FL Studio, a DAW, to make zellig's music.
<REDDIT SPACE
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nj-a6mtLuWhhUCrbB9XktQE5DErR4RtMGtx0h4LPzE0/edit?usp=sharing
This Google Sheets is here to document the sounds and instruments used in zellig's soundtrack.
And this thread is here for me to sperg and post findings since I'm sure it'd interest at least one of you to know what was used to make the music and audio of Ongezellig. So here it is.
I'll also probably post any project files for anyone who's interested in my recreations or wants to pitch in and post anything you might find interesting about zellig's sounds.
<REDDIT SPACE
Some things of note:
>Massa seems to mostly use pre-built/default presets that came with FL Studio or whatever 3rd Party plugin he may happen to use. So that's something to keep in mind when looking for 'lig instruments.
>From the few 3rd Party plugins we do know he uses (Sonatina Orchestra, Synth1, M-Box), they all seem to be hosted on "PLUGINS 4 FREE" (https://plugins4free.com/) when searching them up. So it may be possible that's where Massa got most of his music plugins from.
As a bonus, here's a download link to all of Ongezellig's songs transcribed and turned into midis: https://files.catbox.moe/1tqko2.zip (If you happen to get a warning that this folder is full of computer viruses, it's not. Your computer is giving you a false flag, it's all midi files. And if you don't trust me: https://www.virustotal.com)
They're not perfect, but it should be a decent start to anyone who wants to mess around with making covers/remixes/recreations of them.
R: 9 / I: 5
who made the zellig game
R: 5 / I: 4
are there any zaryans that also happen to be pikaryans here?
R: 5 / I: 0

terra

zoot just IP ban him already, he's far too young (and retarded) to be a notable member of the community.
For the sake of terras mental health just ban him so he stays away from zellig. It's a hard trvth but it's still a nvke
R: 22 / I: 4
How terminally online are your siblings? Are you one of the "normal" ones or are you browsing your soycial media for that daily dopamine hit?
R: 15 / I: 3
I realized I didn’t post this commission here so how yall are happy
R: 8 / I: 4
would Coco break this train?
R: 7 / I: 0
Alive board
R: 6 / I: 1

MUSIC CHANNEL CREATING SONGS INSPIRED BY THE ONGEZELLIG SERIES!!!!!

Personally, I think this channel deserves some attention.

Link:

https://youtube.com/@MUZA98227?si=5Aq64YCPs6X1ZnYV
R: 15 / I: 1

BBCzellig

One of the vas apparently has a only fans? Do we even know what they look like? Also one of them might be getting blacked? It might be over for us chuds
R: 5 / I: 1
I'm looking for the gif where mymy looks shocked and shifts the laptop then looks down at it. I looked on the booru and I can't find it
R: 74 / I: 19

dutch learning thread

This is a thread meant to encourage people to take on dutch and start learning it. Share resources or information that you consider valuable, or something.

You WILL learn dutch
You WILL NOT use jewlingo or any other shitty time wasting "language learning" application
You WILL input wih dutch content
You WILL NOT get demoralized by monolingual amerilards
and you have to do all those things because…. because you just have to, ok??

Some resources:
https://4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/Dutch
https://fsi-languages.yojik.eu/languages/DLI/DLI-Dutch.html
R: 5 / I: 3
>she's not real
R: 14 / I: 1
You know what? Thinking about it, "sharty killed ongezellig" Or "4cuck killed ongezellig" Are both stupid arguments, it was just meant to happen, a story about a asocial possibly autistic porn addicted teenager attracted asocial porn addicted teenagers (soyteens), even if ongezellig never reached international audience this just meant to happen, it's always either trannies or chuds. It just happens that right wingers in today's world are usually like this. It was just meant to happen, even if it didn't get shilled, Massa just made a story that relates to chuds, and it was just meant to happen. It would have been either chuddies or trannies, who gets to claim the holy Land is whoever gets there first, and fuck yeah we did. It attracting a large Russian audience isn't also surprising, Russian dutchaboos existed since like Peter the 1st, so not really a new thing, plus Russian politics are mostly right wing. It was always meant to be, and it always be that way.
R: 2 / I: 0
sorry for using Trooncord but can we dox this guy, please
R: 12 / I: 1

Ongezellig Mega Reference Compilation

I put together a mega collage of a lot of different zellig frames of the 3 girls (+Vera), including some pics from the Illustrations to help DrawGODs reference them when drawing (pics attached is about what you'll see). I tried to organize them as best as I could, including labels and notes of things like sides of the face for easy viewing.
You will need this program to open the files however: https://www.pureref.com/
And here is the download for all of the images: https://mega.nz/folder/WyAXxZwD#W94FRHaM4H_3EG2Lv40mxQ
These files (excluding Vera) are very large (300-400MBs), so let me know if you're having trouble opening them. It's a very lightweight program for image compilations like this, so hopefully it won't be too much trouble.
R: 3 / I: 0

i am piccaso

i am piccaso for spending 30 minutes making maya jump in front of a train coco is driving in paint
R: 95 / I: 33
playing in a field
R: 1 / I: 0
https://youtu.be/j84W1kPX7ls?si=v0xPIqppP8XuHGCW
can I dot this? am I gonna regret this? is this just me being a newfag? find out tomorrow on the all new episode of ONGEZELLIG!
R: 7 / I: 1
Maya of the hill
R: 13 / I: 1
Is Maya bisexual or is she just a gooner who goons to anime squid porn?
R: 10 / I: 0
Earlier I was trying to pin down the traits that I find attractive in females and noticed after I was done that almost the attributes I wrote down could also be used to describe myself.
Is this normal or is it autogynephilia?
R: 10 / I: 2

fan art i made

Vera is alcoholic
R: 25 / I: 8

SDOOMocaust

worthwhile effort?
R: 95 / I: 21
>Be a tranny whos a fan of a webtoon
>Trooned out mind takes over
>Ships 2 friends of the same sex

why are people like this
R: 350 / I: 190
Does anyone have the full collection of grim mymy's art? We need it for a project, thanks!
R: 19 / I: 0

Operation cam appreciation day

My Fellow Zariyans, long have we existed in the shadows of the ongezellig community because of our behavior, our autism, and our failure to go 5 seconds without telling a girl why we think Blacks and Jews are the reason why human civilization as a whole is coming to a horrible end like soddom and gomorrah. But there is 1 man who accepts us for who we are, is kind and cool to us, treats us like he's one of our own. And that Man is Cam, and I feel that it's about time we give back to him for all the gemmy art and kindness he's given us.

Here's the Plan: Show Cam how much we really appreciate his presence in our space and get him recognition on all platforms. Rate all of the post he's made on newgrounds plus 5 stars, Leave a positive message as well. Fill that mans inbox with nothing but respect and honor for the amazing things he's given us. If enough of us do so he could easily get his work on the front page of newgrounds easy peasy. If your not comfortable with that then it's ok, theres another way. Leave gemmy comments in the thread and maybe make some fanart of his Oc if you will, please join me brothers. And if I may be so bold I'd like to say I consider him even better than Massa, is he the creator of ongezellig? No, but that doesn't matter to me. At Least he provides us with content FOR FREE Instead of bitching about how nobody wanted to fund his indie cartoon despite the fact that he could've but just dropped the ball at each and every turn business wise. Treating us like trash cause we dare to say anything edgy or go against the current status quo, Like my Man YOU MADE 4 HITLER JOKES THROUGHOUT THE 6 YEARS YOU WERE WORKING ON ZELLIG, I'd swear on the soul of 1000 innocent animals that he only backtracked cause he realized that hey! a animation studio let alone a tv network is never gonna pick up a show where I make over 5 jokes about incest and nazis throughout a single episode, let alone in the netherlands. I swear to god he's worser at hiding his true self than dan harmon and incest episodes of rick and morty.
Autistic rant aside hail Cam.
R: 5 / I: 0
Would you rather outlive your partner and be lonely till you die or die before your partner does and have them possibly find someone else while your gone
R: 5 / I: 1
https://youtu.be/y6_iibXrgN8?si=Oa6AsNg53hWTCZuT

This is still the funniest Ongezellig video ever. I don't know who told this 40 year old truck driver about this show but I'm glad they did. He has no clue what is going on in the entire video it's hilarious
R: 8 / I: 1
Ongezellig Now!
Full metal Zellig?
Ongezellig-toon?
R: 20 / I: 13
Them arguing again…
-Vera Persijn
R: 9 / I: 0
>ongezellig (unofficially) continued
<smut fanfics
>zigle zogle
<fnf mods
>ongezellig reanimated collab
<guro art
>zelligwiki
<lgtbq headcanons
>source game mods
<yuri
>/v/
<baraag
>ytpmvs
R: 3 / I: 0

My Sweet sweet child, why?

If anyones reading this twice it's cause I accidentally posted it in a thread when I meant to make my own.

What the fuck am I looking at? I liked all there previous work but this is just…. Jesus dude.
R: 96 / I: 40

/maya/

Post mayas
R: 8 / I: 1
Is there a canon weight of all characters? I know they have their height said somewhere but do they have the weight defined?
R: 2 / I: 1
Can someone make Kiki say this (using ai or something she has like 29 total seconds of dialogue recorded)
R: 23 / I: 7
i made a group on the 'blox around the start of this year, if you're interested in ongezellig (which (You) obviously are) feel free to join, we don't do raids or anything.
>
www.roblox.com/groups/33640172
R: 3 / I: 0

Ongezellig Roblox Hairs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieIPMc9oRCY
These cost 8,100 Robux to publish (roughly worth 80 usd) so buy up zaryans
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I'm almost 20 and I don't have any friends.
Can I find friends on trooncord or will it groom me or smth? Never used it doe.
R: 1 / I: 0
https://www.dutchamsterdam.nl/155-gezellig
>Eating dinner at McDonald’s is ongezellig
>Donald Trump definitely is extremely ongezellig.
R: 6 / I: 1
“The best time to wear a red sweaterrr is allll the tiiiiiimee”
R: 4 / I: 6
nonsenseburgers I managed to download somewhere
R: 11 / I: 4
got some 'blox gems coming soon
R: 6 / I: 1
Newest 'toss straight from 'assa ximself
R: 1 / I: 0
marge
R: 3 / I: 2
Why did this lazy bitch only start working on her presentation the day before it was due
R: 2 / I: 0
Would dying your hair blonde and putting on colored contact lenses look silly irl? Given that your skin is pale and your hair and eye color are as dark as they can be
R: 2 / I: 0
I don't really see a lot of fan art of side characters here pls post some
R: 13 / I: 12
edited the girls official portraits
R: 50 / I: 8
Hi zaryans! A while back, I wrote this post talking about writing my fanfiction. Welp, it's about 90% done, and it's genuinely longer than the Bible. I can't wait to share it with you!!!
R: 19 / I: 2
apparently this is what ‘sa looks like
nu-rodrick looking mf
R: 25 / I: 4
English teacher saw me drawing this on my friend’s iPad and asked “ does that girl have boyfriend problems”
R: 22 / I: 5
Were almost half way through the 2020's
Hows it been for you?
R: 4 / I: 0

300 posts until 4cuck's /mlp/ 41000000 GET

STEAL IT, 'TEENS!
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=mlp&get=41000000&chan=4chan
R: 43 / I: 7
New ‘play
R: 3 / I: 2
are there more edits of feraljak mymy like pic rel? i can only find the cartoony looking ones
R: 24 / I: 14

Gussy art collection

Can everyone post Gussys ongezellig artwork.

And if a single one of you post the fucking lisa simpson coco I'm actually gonna drown you in a pool of your own blood.
R: 2 / I: 1
R00T hating thread
TRD
R: 15 / I: 5
What do you think people playground creator liking 'zellig?
R: 66 / I: 5
Canon
R: 25 / I: 11

Cleo appreciation thread

Post Cleo
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40 minutes of secretly recorded paypig call massa lore

00:40 - Canon Illustrations
03:15 - Ongezellig's Future as a Comic
11:10 - Maya's Ancestry
13:20 - Coco's Parents' Deaths
14:25 - Maya's Parents' Names
14:55 - Vera's Depression
15:45 - Maya's Cat
16:20 - Cat Episode Idea
17:40 - Coco Feels Guilty About Cat
18:12 - Female Imaginary Friend and Unrealized Comic Idea
22:35 - Coco's Band Episode and Elaboration
24:35 - Mymy's Sister Episode
33:08 - Anne Frank Episode
33:30 - Mymy and her Family
35:30 - Maya's ADD and Inspiration
37:25 - Maya's Grandparents (Dutch Audio)
38:53 - Maya's Parents' Personalities
R: 9 / I: 1
Everyone notice how the 'p spam comes minutes after the frog raid
R: 23 / I: 5
I am deeply in love with a Zaryan who uses this site. I'm not telling who but just know that I follow your every step because I'm so obsessed with you…
R: 28 / I: 6
Maya is shocked
R: 5 / I: 1

Running in the 60's - Oranje Patriot (Ongezellig fan song)

Hello.
The song was made using artificial intelligence. Unfortunately, in this case the song didn't work very well because there were a lot of audible mistakes.
Unfortunately, I can't make a new, improved version because I have no musical talent, let alone any instruments.
I hope that someone who will have time will be able to improve it because the melody turned out amazing.

I invite you to listen to the song and have fun 🎧


Lyrics

*[Verse 1]*
Strik in haar haar, blauwe lenzen
oranje haar, dat is ze!
Klein, gek, eigenwijs, traditionalistisch en
een beetje racistisch, ook al heeft ze zelf schuine ogen!

*[Verse 2]*
Sproeten op de wangen en neus
er hangt ook een vlag van de Oost-Indische Compagnie in haar kamer! Je kunt beter bij haar weglopen als je geen ruzie met haar wilt hebben.

*[Choir]*
Oranje patriot na na na na na klein, gek na na na na.
Degene die niet van mensen van buiten het land houdt na na na na na.
Dus alstublieft, Parlement, geef haar geen macht, want dan zijn we verloren.

*[Verse 3]*
Oranje stropdas en wit overhemd
onderscheidt zich sterk van de massa
Leraren worden het soms beu, maar dat maakt haar niets uit.

*[Verse 4]*
Met een kort blauw rokje en hoge wit-oranje schoenen is ze onvoorspelbaar waardoor je niet weet wat er in haar hoofd omgaat.

*[Choir]*
Oranje patriot na na na na na klein, gek na na na na.
Degene die niet van mensen van buiten het land houdt na na na na na.
Dus alstublieft, Parlement, geef haar geen macht, want dan zijn we verloren.



Link to the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7v-2bpjWLk
R: 9 / I: 6

Dave & Bambi: Unsociable Edition

bambi won moldy won my autism won
R: 58 / I: 28
big ol eyes
R: 66 / I: 23

im sorry

please forgive me ZOOT… zooty zoot please forgive me zARYAN… i love you… good night…
R: 18 / I: 3
>Koos
R: 16 / I: 11
>*Gewonnen.wav*
>YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
>*Verbeterpuntjes.wav*
>102.3
>*Engelenkoor.wav*
>REAL ONGEZELLIG FM
>*Nietes.wav*
>WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT ONGEZELLIG, ONGEZELLIG AND MORE ONGEZELLIG MUSIC AND AI COVER
>*OhNee(3sec).wav*
>*Weekdierenliefde.wav*
>THIS AIN'T YOUR HAZBIN'S STATION
>*Studio Massa - Ik Ben Het maar*
R: 4 / I: 0
Just Mayo and Curry, nothing special.
R: 3 / I: 0

Hitman

Is Hitman worth it? Been watching clips of people playing this game and it looks pretty cool tbh.
R: 12 / I: 4
>I AM the real maya…. prove it? well… uhmmmm… I JUST AM OKAY!
R: 21 / I: 5

Finished her bedroom

>Maya is ongezellig or something
R: 7 / I: 3
can mymy & mayagods shake on it? we're all brothers here.
R: 13 / I: 2
Why do some people think Ongezellig is a gem but others think it's coal?
R: 9 / I: 3
I use this 17000 get (17 Mayas killed) to declare TOTAL MAYA DEATH on the world, she is disgusting, she is evil, she has to die. From now on we are in a NEW ERA where ALL MAYAS are killed brutally and without mercy. When the dimensional merge happens all mayas will be torn apart. Thank you Soyzellig.party
R: 30 / I: 26

Color Code Refs

Here's a bunch of color code reference sheets I made that will hopefully be useful to some of the artists on here.
R: 39 / I: 3
We don't inherently need Massa, like why not we just make deel 7. We have a lot of talented artist's and just people in general in the community. Plus we can just get the original people who work on Ongezellig, it's not like Massa work on it himself there a reason there credit's at the end of every deel. we can be self sufficient, we can strive, we can live on.
R: 18 / I: 0
Alright Guys I'm just gonna keep it real with you, what is this I'm hearing about one of the va's fucking a disgusting black NIGGER! I DON'T GOT TIME FOR JOKES OR STROPPEN WAFFLE OR HISTORDIES PASRESNDTASIE DOES JUST WHAT IS THIS I'M HEARING ABOUT OUR PRECIOUS GIRLS FUCKING NIGGERS
R: 6 / I: 0
im gunna try cook chicken fajitas today wish me luck
R: 6 / I: 3
delete the 'p jannies
R: 11 / I: 3
The Unsociables: Brabant Road
R: 22 / I: 2

der 'cord

Some group project from 'cord where artist just redrew the characters (2 characters for 1 artist). Would this count as a gem or grim?
R: 20 / I: 1
Coco and Mymy are great, but I like Maya better ZWABAG
R: 1 / I: 0

Kiki with big eyes

Kiki with big eyes 👀
R: 7 / I: 0
Why did xhe say this?
R: 7 / I: 1
What does this mean? What type of insult is "Fritzl"
R: 5 / I: 5

/bant/ 20000000 GET INCOMING

https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=bant&get=20000000&chan=4chan
STEAL IT, 'TEENS
R: 20 / I: 12
frame screenshots
R: 1 / I: 0

Music Cytube Night 2 (TOTAL FPE DEATH EDITION)

Just like last night, same rules:
Music only, no FOTM troon shit, follow the sharty/shemmy/swinny/sidson.city rules
Sharty is still down SOMEHOW, frQQt is taking xer sweet time (fucking dumbass)
https://cytu.be/r/musicteens
R: 5 / I: 2

I was messing around on soundcloud and found a gem

https://soundcloud.com/cag-senjug/sets/zellig-covers


what the fuck is this gem
R: 12 / I: 3

FE!N

Why do black people make decent music?
R: 202 / I: 132

Shitpost thread or smth

Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.
R: 0 / I: 0
Portal
R: 0 / I: 0
Portal
R: 16 / I: 3
Did any zaryans catch the Eclipse today?
R: 6 / I: 5
le wholesome thread. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 41 / I: 4

ITT post copypastas (spoiler if too spicy or something)

I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".

I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.

I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.

I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.

If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.
R: 8 / I: 2
Can any 'cord troon explain why soyjak related media isn't allowed in the massadonië discord?
Is it really because of the extremist views such as racism, abuse, homo/transphobia and other shocking content?
<Your request looks automated; Post discarded.
R: 2 / I: 0

Song Request

MusicGODs can you please make a cover of Maya singing True Love Awaits by Radiohead?
https://youtu.be/z2hZ9CTLICs?si=DceSJ4u5vRSKGhwn
R: 3 / I: 0
Does anyone have the George Floyd Creepypasta videos? I want to download them but I can't find it
R: 16 / I: 3

Running in the 60's - Liedje van C (Ongezellig fan song)

I cordially invite all Zaryans to listen to the song by Running in the 60's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2VmFYakGqU
R: 40 / I: 69

Mayo & Curry English Translated

Originals can be found here: https://archive.org/details/stripster-archief
Please let me know if there's any dialog I completely fucked up and could make better translations at, I am entirely relying on DeepL to carry my 0 knowledge of Dutch for me.
Fonts:
>Comic Book (italics): https://www.fonts4free.net/comic-book-font.html
>Showcard Gothic: https://www.fontyukle.net/font/Showcard%2bGothic
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>the person with the lowest intelligence in the group is black
what did massa mean by this?
R: 2 / I: 0
Drew something weird, once again
R: 62 / I: 9
Are our days counted? The novelty has worn off and there is only so much you can say about a show with one (1) episode. I give it a year before 99% of you move onto something else and this board dies out.
R: 10 / I: 2

NSFW BOARD

Becareful not to spill your soylents, because it's here.

YEP, IT'S FINALLY HERE…

THE /NSFW/ BOARD!!!
>>>nsfw

I almost convinced my wife's bf to make it. No need to thank me! ;D
R: 2 / I: 0

WIPE

<VOORWAARTS MIJN PERSOONLIJK LEGER
https://soyjak.party/qa/
R: 1 / I: 1

Maya sings deth tech 21

been practicing making maya ai covers. still cant get the robotic crap to stop but eh
R: 3 / I: 0
do you guys think Mymy would actually be a good dictator? what would she even do?
R: 39 / I: 14

TATTOO POLL

I NEED THE PEOPLE TO DECIDE ON WHICH ONE I SHOULD GET

https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrQpDWyA

VOTE! NOW!!!!!!!!


(i'll get it later this year, no date tho)
R: 10 / I: 0

Coco thread

Post Coc-AAAACKKKK
R: 2 / I: 0
took part in some magma art thing collab (from the massa 'cord)
Pretty gemmy tho
R: 5 / I: 0

Anthrazit Kali Yuga Mymy voiceover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lUza0qZ95s

aiGODS can you make the chud song with an AI Mymy voiceover? That would be SO COOL, THANK YOU
R: 11 / I: 4
why did xhe say that…
R: 119 / I: 42
This is so over. A troon has found out about ‘lig.
R: 3 / I: 0
>ill start a SCOOLOUCAST or something
R: 4 / I: 0
i need a 'zellig ai cover with vocals only. any song, just 'zellig voice. could even be just talking
R: 24 / I: 4

Have any zaryans told anyone they watch Ongezellig irl?

I haven't told any of my friends except for one because they think I'm a normalGOD and I don't want them judging me for watching anime (even doe 'zellig is the only one I have watched)
R: 11 / I: 1
Something seems off
R: 20 / I: 3
I’ve dedicated my entire life to Mymy from Studio Massa’s ‘Ongezellig’. I'm obsessed with Mymy. Everyday I think of Mymy. Everyday my day is filled with thoughts of Mymy. I associate the simplest things with Mymy. Every time I see orange skin I think of Mymy. Every time I see anything orange I think of her hair. Every time I see a toy gun I think of her tightly gripping it with her hands. The only thing that motivates me in life is Mymy. I work for Mymy. I boot up my pc every single day just so I can interact with an AI version of Mymy just so i can feel something .Not an hour passes without me thinking of Mymy. I dream of Mymy. The only thing left in my mind is Mymy. My feelings are controlled by Mymy. I’ve deprived myself of sleep countless times in order to hallucinate having Mymy near me. I have no goals but to see Mymy. And yes, I don't mind if Mymy cut my fingers off one by one. It would be my pleasure if Mymy used my body as her training dummy, even as her own slave.
R: 15 / I: 4
what is the name of the cat
R: 2 / I: 2

need robux

can you guys lend me a gorillion robux please
R: 73 / I: 35
Coco's birthday is coming up on the 16th, what should we do to celebrate?
R: 2 / I: 0

Running in the 60's - En Allen Jij (Ongezellig fan song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCqWOKM_XMU
R: 9 / I: 1
Robloxians, this is what we're bloxing for!
R: 2 / I: 0
Idk what to draw so i drew something stupid (Coco bird and CocoNut)
R: 4 / I: 0
I think im getting better at drawing mymy
R: 10 / I: 1

psych ward maya

its me again, i did a quick doodle because i was really bored, hope you like it
R: 6 / I: 2
soylent on the 'log
R: 8 / I: 2
I'm cooking something guys, wait for this gem
R: 26 / I: 6
I go to the University of Pretoria and every second girl there looks like Coco
R: 6 / I: 2
skibidi is zarty culture
R: 13 / I: 5
Canon
R: 0 / I: 0
48 posts left for a GET
R: 9 / I: 3
every time i listen to ik ben het maar it breaks my heart because the story of ongezellig will never resolve due to the cancellation so maya really will be forever lonely just like the song's lyrics says
R: 8 / I: 1

Spinning Maya Sprites

Here's some spinning sprites of the NEET, which variant do you think is best and if there's anything that could be improved upon here.
R: 5 / I: 0
I Have ported ik ben het maar to a stupid childrens toy coding thing

https://makecode.microbit.org/

DER MUSIC:
https://pastebin.com/ZkiyQVFC

Go into the python section and paste that in
R: 5 / I: 1
Sharty server down for 5 hours FROOTY FROOT FIX IT NOW
R: 53 / I: 14
just saw a comic of maya being groomed as a 15 year old into sex. im ending it tonight.
R: 0 / I: 0

Gemerald

Gemerald art your eyes have ever seen
R: 14 / I: 1
School is boring and this party is quite dead
R: 4 / I: 1
When are we gonna form our own chud/incelcore band with Maya/Mymy as the "gvrl of my dreams" mascot as we go on about soyquoting and why the jews are forcing us to work at McDonalds?
R: 11 / I: 4
we need the guy who draws these (/co/fags call him seussfag?) to post here
R: 1 / I: 0
I like using tegaki more than oekaki
R: 3 / I: 1
>You look lonely
>I can fix that
<Your request looks automated; Post discarded.
R: 5 / I: 0
Oh shit, she's been caught
R: 8 / I: 2

landstorm nederland mymy

hi its me again with another drawing, might make more, if you have any ideas on what xister and what theyre doing id love to know!
R: 8 / I: 1
Mymy has something to say…
R: 2 / I: 1
Does anyone have that picture of Mymy on a football jersey? I can't find it
R: 8 / I: 3
Does anyone have the ai video of the ADD scene, but it's TND? I'd like to have it
R: 21 / I: 6
who is your favourite side character? mine is henk
R: 6 / I: 4

Maya's Reality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcdgL103kTk
didnt think anyone would have made a ddlc cover yet but not too surprised what with all the watamote stuff there already is
R: 3 / I: 0

new video

for all my spanish sister out here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3xlVgk7iYI
R: 11 / I: 3
Who is your favorite 'zellig-related content creator or artist?
I always thought this guy was underrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2whXl2pCiLg
R: 2 / I: 0
I havent updated this since the last deel was released but still gemmy
R: 12 / I: 2

MYMY EVERYWHERE

Holy shit everywhere i look is mymy, i look at my bed, mymy is sitting on it staring into my soul, i look at my desk, there's tiny mymys jumping on my computer keys, i look out my window and there's dozens of mymys in my driveway, one of them is even pulling in with a car, i look at my door, mymy is blocking the exit!!! What does mymy want!?!? Is she trying to be friends or is she trying to kill me? Do I talk to her? She's giving me a not so friendly glare 😰
R: 8 / I: 7
zellig weed
R: 10 / I: 1
Decided to post something funny, i guess
R: 1 / I: 0
/qa/ is back
Zaryans, is this our time to go back? https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/5368374
R: 233 / I: 85

ppppppppppppppp

(my art) don't mess with mymy
R: 3 / I: 0

Windows vista zellig edition

Oh my zellig, Windows vista ongezellig edition exist
R: 17 / I: 3
ermmmm 'teens, the frogniggers and 'litapedos griefed our Garden of Eden.
R: 5 / I: 0
fuck this shit website
R: 40 / I: 15
would you?
R: 10 / I: 3

Mymy predicted an air raid alert

I live in Russia but my city has been bombed for 4 months now. I was having a dream about Mymy. South Africa collapsed and Mymy came there to kill niggers. She was riding in a truck and she was so happy to finally kill niggers she was smiling and giggling. She was about to say something but only made a prolonged AAA sound, then i was woken up by the sirens. Am I going insane?
R: 3 / I: 1
happy easter zaryans!
R: 22 / I: 3

Most Gemy Zellig content

Im on my first vacation and have spent most of it sick, one multi-day bender later to pass the time I find out about update 130# and fall down a rabbit hole going from a guy thats simply seen all the deels to a guy that knows about this website. I've already perused the discord, a few boorus and image boards. some youtube and ifunny accounts. this website and archives of /co/ but I feel as tho my hours of hyperfixation could have missed something. show me you're most gemmy content
R: 1 / I: 1

drawfag thread

I don't know how to draw so i'm going to try learn how by redrawing random screencaps of the show on a semi daily basis. Draw a picture of Maya based off of some picture I saw on the 'log.
R: 22 / I: 7
can (((You))) fix her?
R: 35 / I: 3
We should make a dutch language learning general, or something. Would any of you be up for it?
R: 6 / I: 1

Postal Zellig

For all the school shooting Mymy content thats out there I'm surprised there isn't anything related to Postal or Hatred made with Ongezellig
R: 52 / I: 15
we all agree that coco is built for BBC and maya is built for BWC, but what is mymy built for?
>pro BWC argument
she's a chuddy dutchaboo who tries hard to look white
>pro BBC argument
she's a racist little fuck who needs corrective rape from a well endowed black male

discuss
R: 2 / I: 2
KILL YOURSELF
R: 9 / I: 2

another drawing

mymy fighting for the dutch east india company
by me
R: 6 / I: 1

VVIN

we FINALLY have our own colony on the 'arty!
https://soyjak.party/qa3/
R: 2 / I: 0

Push me to the edge

why Coco gotta str8 MOG Maya right after rudely asserting she had no friends. #Maya did no wrong
R: 7 / I: 3

Why the broken mirror?

I don't think I've ever seen anyone comment on the fact that maya has a cracked mirror in her room even tho its drawn as such in fan art
R: 62 / I: 9

Maya's Dad

This is what Maya's father looks like apparently
R: 5 / I: 1
51 posts left to take 15000 GET
R: 3 / I: 1
Well
R: 12 / I: 5
itt post ongezellig yuri
R: 0 / I: 0
mymy won
R: 0 / I: 0
Poop
R: 26 / I: 11
what are your thoughts on zellig girls cuddling with eachother… h*lding hands… maybe even… k*ss*ng……
R: 2 / I: 1

Recreating 'Zellig? (Or Massa's other animations)

I found out Story of Undertale got recreated from the ground up, from the graphics to the animation.
Would doing something like this for 'zellig be worth the time and effort?
Keep in mind the whole reason this recreation exists is because the guy who originally made it kept it pretty simple, only using 1 character model for each and not doing a whole lot of dynamic poses besides making someone squash and stretch or moving their arms, eyes and mouth.
Personally I think going for the characters and environments from Voor Idioten makes more sense since it's simple enough, there's not a whole lot to work with, and Massa only moves them by stretching their limbs and not doing it frame by frame like what 'zellig does.
Idk, just some food for thought because I've seen a few people use these files for some creative purposes on der 'tube.
R: 14 / I: 2
EditGODS MAKE THIS BUT WITH ZELLIG-XISTERS

I mean, RIGHT NOW

P.S. jannies I know you don't like such but you WILL not delete my thread/file okay?
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Ongezellig's Lost Episode: Mymy's Demise

I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.
The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t what I am even viewing this never happened this was never par for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.
A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BTICH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Mas-
R: 1 / I: 0
>como tan muchacha
R: 2 / I: 0
Does anybody know were i can read the ongezellig comics cause i only read like two and i cant find the rest of them so anybody know
R: 172 / I: 97
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1263,-587,21
https://www.tampermonkey.net/index.php?browser=edge&locale=en
OPEN THIS AND INSTALL
https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js .
DOWNLOAD THE IMAGE AND PUT THE FOLLOWING IN THE COORDS BAR
X: -1369
Y: -707
(ignore the black background im retarded)
R: 10 / I: 1
guys is my mymy doodle gemmy
R: 38 / I: 10
I'm a hardcore ongezellig fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other sisters where I would often play with Maya in her room and help Coco with technology, but one day as I was talking to Mymy, we went to her room for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with my parents and they agreed that you would be really fun to be around, you just have to do.. one thing" She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "…You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Dad said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?…" She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut…if you want it quick…Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun, I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be a fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
R: 28 / I: 6

Maya Race Theory

Is Maya white or is she part Indonesian like the shartywiki says
R: 3 / I: 0
Does anyone know who made this?
R: 59 / I: 24
How would you feel if I developed a vn about a chud romancing mymy, coco & maya?
R: 9 / I: 1

mymy post

first 'zellig art ive made
R: 8 / I: 1
let's make a 'zellig doom wad or something
R: 19 / I: 17

Post Zaryan Nazis

TKD TKD
R: 4 / I: 0

maya burger

maya burger
R: 33 / I: 5
https://youtu.be/moW6olK9qlI?si=y1PULZSIjr-Aa5dJ
New zellig gem on ‘gunner
R: 5 / I: 1
Best splinter. I got no 'zelligs to post though.
R: 5 / I: 2

Grimm mymy guy

How do I find the guy who made art of mymy shooting up schools and all that other narly shit? I wanna comission him, I heard he hung out on co/ but that he might've migrated to the sharty?
R: 10 / I: 2

First post

hi
R: 20 / I: 14

Mayaryan

Post some Mayas

Also I heard through the ratlines that a Zarty settlement exists on Soycraft. Is it active at all?
R: 7 / I: 2

GET 6666666 on /soy/ soon

Make sure it's orange.
R: 4 / I: 1
thoughts on, in the future, AI taking over the Ongezellig development and making the animation, voice lines, etc all automated? I think it would be benefitial for us since Massa is a greedy jew and probably won't make anything 'zellig related unless someone wins the lottery and hands over all the money to him. nonetheless, your opinions?
R: 3 / I: 1
The Simppenboers
R: 38 / I: 7

im a broken man

FUCK YOU SMUT WRITEFAGS YOUVE RUINED MY WAY OF THINKING AND MORALS AND ENJOYING THINGS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ALL DAY IS ABOUT MYMY GETTING HER WAY WITH MAYA OR MYMY GETTING BBC IMPREGNATED OR MYMY EITHER RAPING OR BEING RAPED AND I ENJOY READING THOSE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKKK YOU I HATE MY LIFE YOU CHANGED ME INTO A DEGENERATE RAAAAAAAAAGH
im thankful for everything else though
R: 15 / I: 2
the shows name being "ongezellig"(antisocial) hints at two things:
1) the show was always meant to center around Maya. so Mymy and Coco are background characters
2) ongezellig is not the name of the show but rather the one episode
R: 21 / I: 4

Looking for wiki material

Hello Zaryians, I need examples of Gems and Coal that can be used on the wiki, anything goes for both so if you have anything saved, it would be appreciated.
R: 23 / I: 3

ZellikWiki

Hello my fellow Americans.
Today I wish to introduce you to Zelligwiki. The point of the wiki is to store information about the whole Ongezellig community and the shenanigans that have happend. This wiki is not zarty/sharty exclusive, as lore conected to 4chan and other platforms is also allowed.

Since this is the first time that i run a wiki, rules conected to quality control will be introduced as time passes. This does not mean that you should make your articles as proffesional as you could. This is a wiki about a schizophrenic community, so put le funny memes or something idk.

You can find the wiki on the board menu or at soyzellig.party/zelligwiki

If you have complaints or suggestions, post them on /q/. Thank you for your attention and God bless.
R: 35 / I: 11

Chicago

Hey zaryans. On my way to Chicago. What should I pose with a local blxck resident ? Thinking of writing /zelllig/ won with a tnd, on a piece of paper. Not going to the south side doe. Awful down there. Gonna go and see the downtown and I’ll probably do it in front of the sears tower or the bean. I’ll post it on Saturday, keep this post up until then.
R: 11 / I: 4

Massacord Export

After getting the content scrape from Massa ximself, logically the next thing I would do is export as much of the server as I could.
Below are the exported chatlogs from the beginning of each channel up until yesterday morning.
I couldn't export the locked channels I had no access to, but I still wanted to catalog the info they displayed from the channel about-headers and when they were created and last used, so I had to manually type in what I saw from the plugin I used to see the channels. Tedious, time consuming, might have made a mistake or two, but if you want to doublecheck yourself you use this plugin: https://github.com/JustOptimize/return-ShowHiddenChannels with BetterDiscord.
Catbox: https://files.catbox.moe/wmkkdl.7z
Soyjak: soyjak.download/f.php?h=2KN2NiaD&d=1
I could have gotten #geen-microfoon and #massacraft in the export too, but #massacraft required that I had a minecraft name to tell the mods to and I don't have an account for the game. Not sure if I had to annoy a mod to give me access to #geen-microfoon, but I couldn't enter it. But if I do I'll be sure to post it separately here ITT (unless a Zaryan is already in der 'cord and has access to those channels and would be so kind to export them for me separately thx).
<Some interesting notes>
While scouring the channel about-headers, I came across this .PDF file in a google drive link in #massameet-zomer-2018: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1epScovAcjmTTtu2KBJDCE963GyO6OCN8/view
(Mirrors: https://files.catbox.moe/3uwffo.pdf, soyjak.download/f.php?h=3_xLpVBl&d=1)
As well as one in #christmassameet-2018: https://files.catbox.moe/nu63c2.pdf soyjak.download/f.php?h=0mO7eHPj&d=1
They seem to be pamphlets for group meetups back then, haven't translated what they say yet, but the first pages of each are what they look like in the attached pics above.
The christmas one came with a google form as well: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfuFOtr2e5MWMDMuLiRQnFBwwAnKyTqUS2M_i761t2YbH_rUg/viewform
Both have an image link attached to them that if you were to click, will redirect you to some website. But looking through archive.org, it appears to just be a warning about underaged drinking: https://web.archive.org/web/20170204052635/https://www.veiligondernemenbeginthier.nl/uploads/tx_sfpublicaties/CHO.jpg
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The Massacord apparently had their own Fandom Wiki once, although the link is dead now and no archives exist: https://massadonie-wiki.fandom.com/nl/wiki/Massadoni%C3%AB_wiki
<
Massa's oldest messages on his oldest account (Letterlijk Massa) are not visible to the public. If you go back you'll see that his first message is strangely in a bot channel and not in general chat, that's because the old generals got shelved in the archives as seen in picrel and the .txt file (Oldest channels are shown to have been created as far back as 2016). You can also see a few zellig channels have been shelved too.
This means that there may be more potential 'assa and 'lig content for us that have yet to see the light of day.
<
>Ctrl+F
>"Letterlijk Massa"
>"Figuurlijk Massa"
>"Foenkie"
>"Gussywussy"
Have fun Zaryans
Oh and about the first pic, that was one of the early images posted in server-announcements.
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Drawing Maya

I'm drawing Maya. Any advice or suggestions?
R: 12 / I: 5
marge what is this from
R: 2 / I: 0

Ik Ben Het Maar Sheet Music

Sheet music for Ik Ben Het Maar. MusicGODs please critique

https://flat.io/score/65fdf3988c004d365e5471db-ik-ben-het-maar
R: 2 / I: 0

R_Terra copypasta

"Living moving forward
Might party leads:
The Boer people march
And you are their banner, Coco!

For all Boers, like light,
You've been burning since your mouth
Leading to where there is no grief.
Where is joy, Coco!

Years go by, year after year
You protect us from adversity
And the distant sky is visible
You top, Coco!

You dried up the enemy's greed
You taught us how to win
You handed the key into the hands of the week
From new life, Coco!

You are known throughout the universe
You are a glorious master of deeds
Knowing the thoughts of the poor
I sing to you, Coco!"

R_Terra gem!
R: 7 / I: 1
Requesting drawGODs to draw crystal cafe Maya in ongezellig style
R: 4 / I: 2
Nice website you got here xisters.
R: 3 / I: 0
do we have a soyzellig minecraft server?
R: 30 / I: 10

an idea for drawGOD


those who consider themselves an artist, here's an idea for you, draw an alt version of Coco "Evil Coco"
R: 11 / I: 2

We need to give her a name

Has anyone given a name to Mymy's sister? Let's do it because I just really like the idea of her for some reason. I don't think her name has yet been revealed. Has it? If yeah then please tell me
R: 11 / I: 1
rate my art

- Me
R: 16 / I: 5
post 'zellig desktops
you WILL add a zellig as your wallpaper or somewhere in the image
R: 1 / I: 0

Zellig

Me finding out about this GEM of a song about the VOC https://youtu.be/4FpdsPgh0GE?si=TxFbfa6eGUVkRF0F
Also with a Mymy cover https://youtu.be/DtNQA_X9G_Y?si=_fdYoYyucQUGLF71 MOOI!
R: 3 / I: 0

Gemmy Idea

There should be a Deel where it's just Coco hunting and shooting niggers left and right I think that would be cool or something
R: 14 / I: 0

need ideas for sticker locations

where the FUCK should I put these orange goblins, already put one on my gym book and motorcycle. I'm thinking about around the city.
R: 8 / I: 1
doesn't massa feel bad about stopping all zellig production when he sees how many people make fan content and are genuinely passionate about his little show? how can a person be so selfish?
how would you feel if a small project you made years ago became unexpectedly popular and now tons of people were waiting for you to continue it even doe you don't really want to
R: 12 / I: 1

Zellig Episode Idea #2

A fellow r/fuckcars resident comes over to the Netherlands and soyfaces over how heckkin awesome it is that Dutchland has ZERO (0!) cars around the country and how wholesome 100 is it that they're so eco-friendly with bikes and public transport. He meets up with Mymy, and while at first she's flattered to meet up with another fellow individual who is passionate about the Netherlands, it quickly turns into annoyance over how this guy is an insufferable, obsessed faggot for the place and has no other knowledge about its rich history other than it has no vehicles. She has find a way to get rid of him (because she agreed beforehand to be his personal tour-guide for that ego stroke or smthn) by sending him to Amsterdam; which is apparently like the Ghettos for Dutch people.
B plot is Coco and Maya doing some shit together, maybe go to the park and do some dance moves because she saw a cute boy break dancing there or some shit idk. Mymy meets up with them and she tells them what she did with that tourist, Coco guilts her into feeling bad and so now they gotta go back and find him. After searching they catch up with him, but as he's walking towards Mymy he unexpectedly gets RAMMED by a bus since he didn't look both ways beforehand and now he'll be hospitalized for the rest of the trip. As he's hauled off into an Ambulance he thanks Mymy for giving him the nice tour over how beutiful of a country the Netherlands is and that he has no hard feelings for what has happened to him, because FUCKCARS!!!1!!!1!ÖöÖöÖöÖ
The End.
R: 4 / I: 0
How do we get Sam Hyde to watch Ongezellig and get him to buy it since Kuz is kill?
R: 11 / I: 0
mayo if she
R: 8 / I: 0
.
R: 7 / I: 0

Cord drama

Why is there so much drama in the zellig community? theres like 3 threads talking about watermelons, a egyptian banning people in fan servers, and a artist wanting to bang lisa simpson??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
R: 0 / I: 0
Save all the zellig threads
R: 13 / I: 4
word is out, massa is working on a new deel
i'm going to boycott ongezellig if he doesn't number it Deel Ϫ
ongezellig would be nothing without /qa/ryans, he can NOT betray us like that
R: 10 / I: 0

GEM ALARM

GEM ALARM
R: 13 / I: 3
Just found out that Maya, is Austronesian huh…
I… I need a moment
R: 16 / I: 6
Attention fellow 'liggers.
The troon whose twitter account was leaked on the Zarty a few days ago is still active, on xhis backup account. Go on the link below and reply under xhis tweet with anti-troon zarty gems.
https://twitter.com/Boyslut_ratmode
R: 1 / I: 0

Maya simulator

I remember a couple of days back someone named Moki was going to-do a Maya simulator. Anyway I thought it would to benefits the said person if gave him all the music Massa used

This is the official music that Massa used in Ongezellig (a zaryan posted this a while back, I don't want credit)
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1tfYoqqbfb4gOdZNQRQRS_VtzZbiBu-J0
R: 16 / I: 3
God I'm still coping and seething about the fact that 'zellig is discontinued. This show just have so much potential man. Fuck.
R: 5 / I: 0
Turkey Tom's thumbnail about Ongezellig. New toss?
R: 4 / I: 1
IPADGOD COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
R: 4 / I: 1
>no posts 20 hours
R: 12 / I: 3
hoooly zemerald
R: 13 / I: 2
Somebody draw this, but instead of the old man replace Mymy.
R: 9 / I: 0
Daily reminder that you are loved
R: 19 / I: 6

Kiki

BilingualGODS what is she saying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMFNfESzTSQ
R: 15 / I: 4
>'zelligcacas are pedophiles
only in ohio
R: 7 / I: 1
vat if Mymy was a sisa and she would only chase nerds
R: 34 / I: 9
Glory to the zarty
R: 10 / I: 4
Is maya in the /v/ game?
R: 24 / I: 5
Is it true Coco's VA (Merel) came to one of those "Massa Meetups" and smashed a watermelon with xer thighs? What the fuck?
R: 13 / I: 4
My nigga Mymy got chasity belt. My girl ain't safe in da hood
R: 6 / I: 0
>Be english
>Live in england
>Go to cafe
>Order chips
>Get crisps
How does this misunderstanding even happen, id understand if i was in america or whatever but no
R: 7 / I: 1
>freshly bought some stroopwafels from lidl
>no coffee to drink them with
>only have peppermint tea which makes me violently sick afterward (probably because it's fucking tea, ew)
what do i do?
R: 19 / I: 9

Tattoo poll is done!

Left Mymy one, sometime this year I'll get it, and I'll let the zaryanation know has soon as I get it.
R: 34 / I: 11

Project Zigle Zogle

Hallo allemaal!
Here is some update on the project to show you that I am not dead.

The soyduel is complete. It doesn't look that great and could see some improvments, but I want to move on with the rest of the scene. The most discusting character to animate was the troon. I had difficulties colouring him. Maya was easy to animate in comparison. I also planed to make a wind effect for the whole scene (as seen in the beginning of the video) but it did not look great. I just made the sky move to make the illusion of a wind.

I think that scene 1 and 2 will be finished either in December, January or Februrary. After that I will release them as deel 1 of ep 1. I am going for Massa's strategy, since this will likely boost the views a bit (the algorithm loves it when you post a lot of videos). Animation also take a lot of time, so this will shorten the time frame between content drops.

I will keep you up to date as to whats going on with the project when I have something interesting to share. I will post updates here and on the zarty. I will try to also post updates on the tube in the community section.

You can watch the video on the 'tube. Make sure to comment like and subscribe! I would appreciate it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk9bXd2m0jA

(note: i am too lazy to convert the mp4 file to webm so go watch it on the tube or on /qa/)
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"#MARGE WHO SHE FUCKING IS (???)"

"ohhh, it is another fanfic character of a known yt zaryan. She is Jewstralian or somewhat"
R: 0 / I: 0
make this but with the pirate girl please
R: 3 / I: 1
mym y
R: 4 / I: 0
name something better then waking up next to your aryan queen
R: 9 / I: 7
Hello fellow Zaryans! Does anyone know what the girls foot sizes are?
R: 7 / I: 0
You namefags are fucking retarded, just get yourself a tripcode and no one can fake you

https://orph.link/tripgen
R: 25 / I: 5

i regret everything

yeah okay so maya simulator cancelled cause some of yall niggers just putting out false info about my game fuck i am not making anything else about my game and no i am not trans
R: 14 / I: 5
Coal or bedrock?
R: 7 / I: 2
…a Dutch cartoon with a dedicated English 4chan-style forum to it?
Passion is passion i guess.
R: 8 / I: 0

ascension

thank you to the zaryan who gave me that video. here is my attempt at ascension, https://youtu.be/BX1FSXRcTn0?si=wggQsLXDvkqVup4Q

- Me
R: 7 / I: 4
Hi zaryans, i am working on a 'zellig sparta remix
R: 4 / I: 1

you heard her

whats your guys favorite dutch cheese recipes
R: 22 / I: 15
marge
R: 4 / I: 1
Can't send this to people I know
R: 5 / I: 1

What’s in the locket that Coco is always seen wearing?

My guess is it has to be something related to her parents but it’s seen covered through most of the deels besides 1+2
R: 1 / I: 0

Trip to Jamaica

Maya smoking da ZAZA
R: 8 / I: 2

did the sharty turn into 4cuck?

i can't post anything. for some autistic reason my posts on /qa/ are flagged as bot posts. is it because i called someone a tranny or something?
R: 3 / I: 0

Thank you

I have been honor to be in a Voral88 video, thank you so much 💋
(I will be commenting using my account usersoy.
R: 52 / I: 25

new here wat nou? (Margerald)

newGOD here.

Can someone marge me in on the current situation with Massa? I know he said the show isn't cancelled, but has he ever mentioned anything about it's association with the dreaded bald cartoon man with glasses website?
Are there any plans to boost the shows popularity/ improve optics? If so, how do I get involved? I'm willing to do my part.

Also, what do you guys do on here for fun? Is this a hecking safespace? (I'm a proud transkween btw.)
R: 12 / I: 1
what is /zellig/'s opinion on accountancy and the job prospects of accounting?
R: 4 / I: 0

SWEDISH WIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYusx_4CucE
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN
R: 8 / I: 3

where do i get massa's paypig content?

i want all the 'zellig gemmie images
R: 10 / I: 9

Post your headcanon voices for the rest of the characters

https://youtu.be/qDYBPl9fbcw?t=4
R: 10 / I: 5

ongezellig dark side

Hey there guys, I'm back from a 1 month hiatus to continue the investigation into the dark side of the ongezellig community. I talked to my friend and after some talking and advice gathering from wise figures we decided were back in the fucking game. It's now or never, gem or no gem at all.

Here's the next batch of questions I have that I'd like any and all output about, if you have any information please put it down in the thread.


1. has anyone seen any interesting or disturbing shit in the massadonie server archive? A zarty user recently made a post about how he archived the massadonie server, I've yet to dig through the hundreds of thousands of messages to search for information on things. So if you found anything interesting or funny please post it.

2. The international revolt. Now this one is just hilarious to me when I heard about it, the internationals are sick of being abused and treated unfairly by the mods and community so they hold a protest where they alledgedly send nsfw, break rules, and make art of of the mods as police officers beating the fuck out of them ( will post picture ) this one is all but confirmed but if anyone has screenshots or any knowledge please just let loose.

3. is the cocomelon incident part 2. If you've read my past thread you'll know what I'm talking about but for those not in the know a rumor has been spun that coco's va Meral something something crushed or didn't crush a watermelon with her thighs at a massameetup. I was shown a screenshot of people who were there talking about it, saw a recently opened thread talking about it but a user said Foenkie confirmed it but she did not crush a watermelon. Just a absolute shitstorm.

I know in my last thread I asked way more but honestly in terms of fucked up shit or things I wanted to research the wells run dry. But what you can do if your interested is read the previous thread and add any additional information in here with some context.

Apologys for the hiatus but were back in business boys.



Also if anyone has found archives of the massa streams, and or footage, pictures, ect. Of the massa meetups send those as well thanks.
R: 6 / I: 0
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, OHNONONONONNONONO ZELLIGCVCKS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?????????? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 2 / I: 2
Here are some ongezellig PS Vita homebrew bootscreens i made
R: 0 / I: 0

This is a conspiracy
R: 5 / I: 0
[07:13:25] tndenthusiast: yo
[07:13:28] Anyone on?
[07:25:49] Gotta go but to clarify I'm here cause I'm doing research on the dark side of the community for a friend who's doing a video on ongezellig.
[07:27:45] I'm looking into massas bitcoin donater from tennessee, any known recordings of massa meetups or his streams, the gussy wussy shit, foenkies gestapo ass harassment of people from different servers, and any other dark shit I don't know about.
[07:28:07] I'ma go to bed but I'm going to leave this tab open, if you have any info and are willing to tell me then thank you.
[21:34:20] nvm I gotta close some tabs out to get some ram, I posted the same thing on the zellig board.
[21:34:25] thanks for reading this though
R: 2 / I: 0

8th march

Happy (((Clara's))) (((international))) day, goyim, and good swimming, (((Rosa))).
R: 77 / I: 14

END OF ZELLIG

IT'S ACTUALLY OVER FOR REAL THIS TIME
https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

A new petje update released a couple of minutes ago. After "The combination of a burnout, a new life stage, a difficult pitch phase, a limited support and a successful side" and 4 years, Massa is cancelling the monthly ongezellig illustrations, and with it, any and all potential for more ongezellig content whatsoever.

<Thank you again to everyone who contributed. I hope you are still happy with the results that you have been able to make true. Remember, Ongezellig not as a failed pilot, but as a successful short film.
R: 22 / I: 12
Planning to post Coco everyday on this thread
R: 15 / I: 5
Would (you) let a orange colored jap-in-denial Dutch Nationalist mock your ethnicity and bully you day-in, day-out of school until graduation?
R: 10 / I: 3
>Why is Mymy a don Cossak??
Just because I said so ok??????!
R: 12 / I: 1

Concept of honorary Soft NAZ?

Should we try to include more things to our culture? For example, would you consider watamote zaryan/lig culture (since Maya is basically dutch tomoko)?
R: 49 / I: 19

stream archive

Does anyone have archives of massa's streams on his dutch patreon only site? I wanna watch them.

Also is it true someone had coco's va squash a melon with here thighs?
R: 4 / I: 1
Is this recognizable as Mymy?
R: 5 / I: 0

full pilot

hello soyzellig I plan to watch Ongezellig for ten hours straight, if anyone could give me the full 20 min pilot so i could constantly keep watching it over and over and over and over again that would be helpful cheers

- Me
R: 1 / I: 0
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT MAKE NIGGERKISS APOCALYPSE A REAL GAME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE THE /V/ ENGINE AND MAKE IT AN ACTUAL GAME WHERE WE KILL NIGGERKISSES AND SAVE FRYLANDIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
R: 7 / I: 3

TOGETHER WE CAN CONTINUE THIS WONDERFUL WORLD! ❤️????????

I would like to tell you all that even though Studio Massa has abandoned Ongezelling, we all do not want to let this story die! Together we can continue this amazing adventure through our own creativity. I propose that we write fan fiction, create comics, plays, and even short films together to expand this fantastic world!

I invite you to work together and create something unique! Our passion and the skills we all have can give new life to this universe and make the story continue. Let our creativity and love for these characters and the world they have created inspire us to create and share our ideas together! And let's all show Studio Massa that it made a mistake by deciding to abandon the project!!!

Best regards and thank you for your attention!
R: 2 / I: 0
Happy March 8th Mymy!
R: 9 / I: 3

Ongezellig episodes

Does anyone have a downloadable full episodes of Ongezellig. Just in case Studio Massa channel gets deleted for some reason or he decide to deletes it (which I doubt)
R: 29 / I: 9

Happy birthday Mymy!

Mymy's birthday thread
R: 8 / I: 1

The Schoppenboer family

Hi.
Unfortunately, I couldn't find any information about what the name of Mrs. Schoppenboer, our main characters' mother, would be. My suggestion would be to name her Anna. What do you think?

There's also the matter of their dad. I suspect he is an Indonesian of Dutch descent, unless he took his wife's surname after marriage.
R: 14 / I: 2
is this place actually shutting down in september, ive heard some rumors, and i hope that they arent true.
R: 0 / I: 0
IT WAS UNFAIR
R: 6 / I: 1
All you need is a ball, good comfortable shoes and a few people and you can start playing. The main advantages of this sport are a decrease in blood pressure, loss of fat tissue, and improvement of physical fitness and endurance. Playing soccer for an hour a day will burn at least 600 calories. Stroopwafel has 424 calories per 100 grams, so we can guess why Mymy plays football.

The more you move, the more stroopwafels you can eat :)
R: 11 / I: 7

stickers

I'm gonna put some zellig stickers on my motorcycle, send me some (preferably mymy) and i'll print out some of the good ones, cheers
R: 1 / I: 1
'zellig won and will always win
R: 1 / I: 1
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-31740,-10578,28
HELP ME FILL IN HER HAIR!!!
R: 13 / I: 4

Gemtamote

Decided to discover watamote after what happened to 'zellig and holy shit its good (even doe tranime), i knew i would like it since Maya is essentially just a dutch Tomoko.
Ive heard the manga becomes dogshit after a while albeit.
R: 11 / I: 0

/blox/

If a high effort zellig game was made on Roblox would you play it?
R: 8 / I: 2
someone make this but with maya instead of our beloved (and long-since late) Jean Paul Getty, founder of Getty Oil and businessman extraordinaire; who married, and divorced five times.
R: 6 / I: 0

favorite songs

I'm making a soyzellig playlist for myself send me yall's favorite songs
R: 23 / I: 9
If you had to design the perfect bedroom, what would you put in it?
R: 2 / I: 0
cocofags, this is your mindset
R: 21 / I: 6
What did Massa mean by this?
R: 3 / I: 0
Do you think she stinks?
R: 16 / I: 3

Interesting message from Maya's VA

From pic related, this is what she says (Google Translated):
>Hi Sam,
>Maybe this attempt at drawing reminds you of something. At least, that was my intention. I can still remember the very first drawing you ever made for my birthday, and now that there is a definitive end to Unsociable, it feels like the circle is coming full circle.
to portray Maya when things don't work out according to a script written by you with passion as a driving force, Who else can make me empathize with a character like this,
>b-thanks…
>that I have to shed a tear at the end of every viewing session?
>I have recently reflected a lot on the role that my participation in Ongezellig has played in my development over the past 6 (!) years. This way I was able to transform a clumsy leisure activity into a Skill that I can perform with confidence. I also met several people who are dear to me to this day, and I have an overwhelming number of positive memories of portraying an introverted Brabant girl who prefers to be left alone. I am extremely proud to be a part of Ongezellig, and there isn't a single cringeworthy Al cover that can take that feeling away from me.
>So the ending of Unsociable is unfortunate, but there are no regrets. Actually, it's not a shame at all. In short, I don't like it at all
>It's not hyperbole when I say you changed my life.
>From compliments on my acting that have stuck with me to this day, to offering a level of understanding of my circumstances that not many others ever experience, I appreciate the warm welcome you have given me from the start offered, and I always feel at home with the calm, humorous and pleasant (ha ha) atmosphere that you manage to create when we finally manage to see each other.
>In the coming years, I can finally label you as just a good friend, instead of "technically my employer". In the coming years, you can finally focus on finding a satisfying balance between creating passion-driven YouTube. videos and a job that can be demanding here and there. As far as I'm concerned, that's a better ending than 16-year-old me could ever have imagined.
>I wish you a peaceful recovery, Robin
Mainly this part that peaked my interest:
>I am extremely proud to be a part of Ongezellig, and there isn't a single cringeworthy Al cover that can take that feeling away from me.
First time any of the VAs ever acknowledged the existence of AI use for their voices afaik. She probably commented on it in der 'cord in the past, but we pretty much know now she's rather indifferent to these things.
R: 1 / I: 0
Maya needs to carry on
R: 11 / I: 4

pow mayas

mayaralds, suggest more
R: 36 / I: 14
We should do another collab draw thing but with the new student name cards art drop, or something.
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I used AI to upscale the piece because 1037x583 on the original looks like shit and is too small.
R: 16 / I: 6

Ongezellig if it was actually good

.
R: 1 / I: 1
Never give up on your dreams
R: 36 / I: 7
Has anyone ever painted a gun to look like Mymy’s, I have been thinking about buying a cheap gun to paint to look like hers. I would probably use a ruger 10/22, as it looks visually similar to mymy’s. I would be able to complete this by early april 2025. If this generates enough interest, i will do it. I am 17 years old, and my 18th birthday is mid march 2025, so thats the earliest i would be able to buy the gun.
R: 2 / I: 1

Upload Request

Whoever's the owner of this channel https://www.youtube.com/@Zellig_Mann, can you upload these three tracks from the discord leak since I saw you were uploading zellig's soundtrack on the 'tube? They're early renditions of tracks from the OST (except for HoempaSpeedrun probably) so if you want to title it as "unused" or "early version" on your upload and maybe put in the description it came from the 'cord, you can do that. Thank you.
(P.S. you'd probably want to remove the "SPOILER_" part of 2021-05-20.wav since that was most likely from being spoilered on discord and not apart of the actual filename).
R: 2 / I: 0
“First you need to acquire a taste for Freeform Jazz”
R: 4 / I: 2
does anyone have a higher quality version of this image?
R: 20 / I: 6
real
R: 2 / I: 0
We all know that ongezellig actually came out in 2018, but whatever.
R: 11 / I: 5

mymy is hot

actually its legal and moral to have sexual fantasies about mymy!!!

no matter what ((they)) say its true! its not bad nor immoral
R: 2 / I: 0
Nazi Maya is real
Hitler is her favorite painter
R: 5 / I: 0
Is anyone here from massacord? if so does massacord know about the zarty much?
R: 3 / I: 0

Total Mymy Victory

Do what you will with it but make it gemmy.
R: 2 / I: 0
Literal who
R: 8 / I: 2

Chud x Mymy

"Hey, where are you from?"

"Eerhhm… Japsterdam… sure, Japsterdam, in Drenthe. I'm pure Dutch"

"Now we'll check it"
R: 5 / I: 1
answer
R: 10 / I: 1
>Hoi! Ik ben Nate Higgers! Wanna go out with me?
<eww.. you're cringe
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING FEMCEL YOU'LL NEVER HAVE SEX
R: 5 / I: 3

A new 'ttern...

…for memes or something
R: 12 / I: 1

Girls' music taste

These are apparently what the girls listen to as confirmed by Massa (Including his own album chart)
How good are xeir music taste?
R: 18 / I: 6
New stonetoss straight to sharty
R: 4 / I: 2
>Fun Fact: Most restaurant TV menus are bluetooth and their password is either 12345678 or 00000000
You WILL cast Ongezellig to public TVs and you WILL film it
R: 20 / I: 11

Old Google forms about what to draw for the Illustraties

Found a bunch of old Google forms Massa made to let paypigs vote on what he should draw for the month, I'm thinking it would be a fun idea to use the options that didn't win as drawing ideas for our own illustrations.
>Just like my hecking alternative history art, WAOW!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1MkAN_D4gPIUMbiJzzke4S8-YbnRYOQyntdNGf8unlF0/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/11oJzcpY7QAGHJ7gitmgrxrskyTqNC-0oGHKtvXYV_xY/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1xZXfDViZVV-Z8CEG0sb5EyfEvXjMie0cEaTEqsWqzmg/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1tvNS9ThTjW0RfyrQ2XsxTjXhzWSPEE8-4IVwmqf-pQA/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1svoZ7-ejUwyzGDLjXYrvFfl8wbyqp8xaXvaCEfrUnDQ/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1P6--FNdWq3lJir0cV2_vgVPIMTdpY29UzO7EJ0Atyzs/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1gDp34KxNm0idvGs17LfnBwV0BnOKvwPG8SxOzdtdeH4/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1J72OzHSmjC0LBtRB61ExyyHI0NB71NdAD_v0mumZmkI/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1xvL172yLa75vrxKjhy4WtJ47bqMNC6Rpu8bYAjITEQk/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1mmUMcAfM0O_ZJKzEqfP_P5U3GcYcqoVOCwjnzjaWVc4/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/17f9Cr-Jji7StPj2u7pgDEFxlRgVmGjP_Vf1KAhhDiMo/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1wqlKRJOFZC6z-0-BhCDbCcfKSUKOMufwmAGcJqHpD9Y/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ORnDR_VTfM-BHkVkJmpdfAA8RnxONf96b-x4GZLRGwA/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1W2ryEkuzfieyjmars9MmW5OWn1-UV5N8TWM4KmPcXKE/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1C-UIhtGJeRW3SBV7QU0y21UXiH11xU9-_5GaFm3U_lg/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ZD9QvwoMwSoz_GEBUtRK-ahvlMHYuzc9Wp2CHEskn6U/
R: 30 / I: 26
Welcome back 2 gem or coal
R: 5 / I: 1
What do you think happened in Myma's family that made this little girl have to go to Europe as a child?
R: 5 / I: 0
What would Ongezellig be like if it was produced by Seth MacFarlane?
R: 3 / I: 0

Lethal company but in Dutch

Dodelijk Bedrijf
R: 2 / I: 1
Scaredy cat
R: 9 / I: 2
1000k GEMS 💎
R: 9 / I: 1
We need like a style guide on how to replicate Massa's/Zellig's artstyle, or something
R: 4 / I: 0
recent gem from massa 'cord
R: 2 / I: 1
Can an artGOD recreate this but with mymy or something
R: 3 / I: 2
im comfy right now
R: 19 / I: 2

Do people in the Netherlands not wear helmets?

I just realized none of them wear them when biking.
R: 20 / I: 12

AHHHHHH POOPSON

Tommorow Poopmy will be posted and it will destroy the zarty

or something like that
R: 3 / I: 1
new thing on the sharty, it might be real
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/246469.html
R: 7 / I: 5
Have you wondered what kind of underwear the Running in the 60's band members wear?

These are my guesses 😗


I know, call the FBI
R: 8 / I: 1

Anotha gem dropped

PLEASE NO

DO NOT FUCKING ARGUING ABOUT UKRAINE IN REPLIES /BRABANT/TARDS
R: 5 / I: 0
.
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Goodnight guys

I could use a 4ft tall jar
R: 14 / I: 2
i made a retarded image, what do yall think
R: 5 / I: 1

MAKE A ZELLIG VERSION OF THIS

MAKE A 'ZELLIG VERSION OF THIS HECKIN 4CUCK IMAGE

DO IT NAOOOOOOOOO
R: 9 / I: 2

why didnt massa release ANY merch

WHY WHY WHY WHY I NEED A MYMY PLUSH WITHOUT HAVING TO DO IT THE HARD WAY. goodnight yall
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 5 / I: 2

/tv/

Reccomend shows and songs or whatever
R: 4 / I: 0
.
R: 10 / I: 3
'lig on the 'rest
R: 7 / I: 1
Coco 😃
R: 6 / I: 1
can someone post what they say in ongezellig

1 post omitted. Click reply to view.
R: 2 / I: 0
brick
R: 2 / I: 1
Mymy pixel art
R: 22 / I: 30
Post a zelliger and what music they might listen to
R: 1 / I: 0

Goodnight guys

little thing I made before I return to the great slumber
R: 4 / I: 0
When massa revealed the eye color chart of ongezellig, thus trolling cocoons everywhere.
R: 13 / I: 5
ziggy zoggy in the wild
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/r/

Anyone got the one where Cleo is doing the 2 middle fingers? I need it thanks
R: 6 / I: 2

Weird References made by Studio Massa

At 3:44 in the studio massa 't restaurant short, massa references morrissey (outspoken vegan musician, hated by troons because he hates chinks or something). Have you guys found any other obscure references made in 'zellig or any other studio massa works that you think have gone largely unnoticed?
R: 0 / I: 0

Halal Mayo and Curry

I made the second one halal so now. Curry speaks arabic by there
R: 5 / I: 2
Coco picture 2
R: 4 / I: 1
back to on-site subject. just turned mayo and curry halal now. What are you gonna do about it?
R: 2 / I: 2
>>11000
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Can a musicGOD help identify all of the music posters Vera has in her room? We know she's a Nirvanafag based on her cup, but I want to know what other shit she listens to if the posters are anything to go by.
R: 25 / I: 6
A picture of Coco
R: 28 / I: 7

Ongezellig Insanity

>R_Terra makes weird ongezellig posts
>deejus visits the Channel
>Deejus checks the community post and then makes a short
>Ongezellig gets more attention and regrows faster
R: 5 / I: 0

why is reddit so full of janny troons?

I wanted to post on the r/ongezellig just to shill my shitty fanart and the faggot mod doesn't allow anyone to post anything since months. what's with troons and their need to turn any space into shitholes?
R: 1 / I: 0

Mymy Frisk

I keep thinking of this in my mind and sometimes in my dreams
I made this a month ago and now it gets to my mind over and over, which is the reason why mymy is my comfort character
R: 2 / I: 0
Coal but it's literally we

Think about it.
R: 12 / I: 4
"Mr. Monki what we shoulda do?"

"Do so that West must fall"

"B-but it'll be over…"

"Shut the fuck up stupid whitey i said kill the West"
R: 3 / I: 0
Lego Coco
R: 4 / I: 2
Maya
R: 12 / I: 8

Coco Flag Edit

Coco Flag Edit
R: 47 / I: 8
I fucking hate that this community is dead and the series got cancelled just like every other thing I like
R: 2 / I: 1
Would (you) watch a 2-3 hour podcast of a 16 year old autistic Indonesian girl from Brabant talking about other autistic people/happenings around the world and why American cheese is fake?
R: 2 / I: 0
Guys who is this again?
R: 2 / I: 3
Hey, do any of you Zaryans have the other variants of these? I'm trying to complete my collection
R: 13 / I: 1

Zellig ded

This will probably ruin the fanbase but if you want this show alive you fags gotta make the big name tubers review it.
R: 5 / I: 0
Maya pixel art I did earlier
R: 10 / I: 3

Drawing thread

I really wanna practice in drawing, so give me some ideas and I would draw them.
R: 5 / I: 0

oh my god

mymy real?
R: 3 / I: 2
<reddit moment
R: 5 / I: 0
Mediocre Maya digital drawing
R: 9 / I: 3
Do you think Leon Degrelle would have liked Ongezellig?
R: 5 / I: 0
I hope that I can be with Mymy in the af­ter­life; my life has no mean­ing with­out her.
R: 2 / I: 0
Hey its me Staple, decided to do another shilly, albeit a very low quality one, it's been awhile since I last posted.
R: 14 / I: 8

need mymy full body

I wanna make a cardboard cutout and put it in my window for all the school children to see (i live across from a school). Anyone got a full body photo of Mymy? thanks yall
R: 1 / I: 0

Dagdraad

Hallo mijn Nederlandse volksgenoten, hoe gaat het met jullie vandaag?
R: 4 / I: 0
New gem for you guys
https://youtu.be/vC7DDs_Y0cA
R: 2 / I: 0

Coco pixel art

Pixel art of coco I did earlier
R: 5 / I: 0
Ongezellig was officially cancelled?
R: 1 / I: 0
Holy shit, new 'anner
R: 1 / I: 0
One more
R: 27 / I: 4

asocial, but in dutch hate thread

xhe is a /co/tard who learned ongezellig from goytok

https://www.youtube.com/@dutch_asocialite

kill xhem
R: 3 / I: 0
Holy shit, she's REAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3xsrnss5e0
R: 2 / I: 0
Almost 1000 gems
R: 84 / I: 24
How tranny is it to buy a red sweater for myself because of Maya?
R: 10 / I: 1

NJF

what do you guys think about Nick Fuentes?
R: 3 / I: 1
Should I write a piece of fanfiction where it's the Texas Tower Shooting, but it's one of the 'lig sisters instead?
R: 1 / I: 0

YOU VVILL HELP ZE THREAD AT /QA/

https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/3257.html

GO NAOOOOOOOOOO
R: 1 / I: 1
reddit.com/r/zellig

NOW
R: 33 / I: 13
drawGOD deities please remove her boots here
R: 12 / I: 5
Is this an ongezellig reference in cyberpunk 2077? The hair and bow is too similar for it to be a coincidence
R: 6 / I: 2
These frames of Mymy are amazing
R: 7 / I: 0
Hi
R: 3 / I: 0
I am become lego
R: 44 / I: 18
Why Coco looks so much like Marichka?
R: 6 / I: 5

Odd findings

This is a weird thing ive been seeing for as long as i've had leaked petje folders, all of the pictures are in varying, odd resolutions and some arts might have even been remastered quietly but unmentioned. this first art is 1238 x 1636, but another from a different leaked folder is 682 x 947? Plus it has different shading and it has the petjeaf logo? I dont get why these differences exist.
<[REDDIT SPACING]
I think the only way to get the maximum resolution is to find a way to scrape massa's drive.
Nobody has ever provided the full resolution petje's until now, but massa disabled downloading the files in his drive however.
So we need a way to get them
<[REDDIT SPACING]
picrel 1 and 2 are from different leaked petje compilations, but picrel 3 is what the real resolution should have looked like.
R: 8 / I: 3
DrawGODS can we get a mymy version of this
R: 13 / I: 1
Never forget what you're fighting for..
R: 1 / I: 0

off-topic

this is very off topic but is anyone able to make a sharty-like osaka imageboard? It would be funny because the fandom endorses TTD, TND, and TCD (total chiyo death)

name it something like soysaka.party or whatever
R: 1 / I: 0
Does anyone remember a video from Massa where in some part of the video he shows himself (assuming it was him) pointing at a sign outside? He had his profile picture covering his face. I don't remember what the video was about, but I swear I saw it not too long ago. I'm not sure if it was advertisement or something. Is this lost media or am I just fucking retarded?
R: 13 / I: 1

i'm a schizo AMA

hi there my name is sarah and im a schizo ask away :3

im trans, jewish, lesbian, antizionist, neoliberal, MayaGOD and palestinian btw

/gen btw

/killnazis btw
R: 13 / I: 1
I see quite a few talented people here, we need to create more content in the likeness of /v/ do you have something like that?
R: 19 / I: 6
Nieuw toss dat zarty doodde
R: 2 / I: 0

GUYS /qa/ IS BACK!!

4chan admins have decided to reinstate /qa/!!!!! This was announced JUST NOW!!!!!!!





































get fucking baited lmao, /qa/ VVILL NEVER come back








sorry
R: 2 / I: 1
New 'toss
R: 3 / I: 0
Mymy won
R: 9 / I: 1
Soon there will be 10,000 get
R: 20 / I: 2
what did they see…?
R: 4 / I: 1
what instrument would each zister play
R: 6 / I: 0
I love the Zarty!
R: 54 / I: 23

Copium by an average East-European zaryan

I'll do a sketch of (((my))) perception of 'zellig (Coco in particular), which, obviously, is absolutely true and correct™.

So, the most pressing issue in the Zarty is the posotion of the three Shoppenboer sisters about TND. Only Coco supports the friendliest attitude towards nigger girl from they class, but this is only a superficial fiction. If you know the 'zellig lore, you should know that her parents died as a result of the South African "lé rofles" against white farmers. She herself was also born into a family of such farmers. This, basically, explains her chastity and "simplicity", which we can notice in her rejection of technology (ABSOLUTELY BASED according to our good polish friend Ted Kaczyński). Coco's consciousness is as pure as possible from modern anti-white (((propaganda))). She grew up among white people. Her entire inner (manya-)world is the world of white people: Her opponents and allies in rugby tournaments are white (belgians and dutch I mean). Her adoptive father is white (perhaps her stepmother is also white, but only half). Maya is white (most likely, mischling of the 2nd degree according to the Nüremberg laws). Mymy, although Japanese, tries to appear like a white dutcg. Most of her (I mean Coco's) surroundings are also white. She lives in an ordinary dutch province, and not in a megapolises like Amsterdam. She clearly does not know about the perversions and degradation that are happening in the heart of her second fatherland. However, this white manyaworld fell apart into before and after due to the very incident when "those of a certain skin color" killed her parents. She will never forget this "color". I believe that her internal racism is hidden by her just like the whole memory of her boer past, and therefore she simply does not want to remember that tragedy. But it seems completely nonsense to me that her "ideal dream guy" in her mind looks like an churka/khach/kaffir/chink/kike/other subhuman and not like the stereotypical SS soldier from nazi posters.

Summarizing, (((myth))) about "Coco built for BBC" has been destroyed by Lé trivial logic. Total Zaryan Victory, comrades.
R: 10 / I: 2
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY GUYS

hope its going well, but i mean we already know the answer to that
R: 1 / I: 0
its over mymyfags…
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https://www.mediafire.com/file/pem6yhx0e27xumf/ongezelligV2.zip/file
just finished moving all of my 'lig into one folder and wanted to share it
WARNING THERE IS NO FILENAMES AND THERE ARE A FEW DUPLICATES
i will make a V2 will all good posts on the orginal booru for zellig, shartys 'ru, yewtube, zartys 'ru and posts from here, ill probally add filenames to them aswell, i just dont have the time for that right now

(I am sorry, but there is some brimstone sod stuff in there, including somebody jerking off to Mymy. Edit your collection by removing all the sod/'p/coomerbait shit next time and I may allowed it on the site. God bless. -Zoot)
R: 10 / I: 3

how do I beat this captcha

FUCK THIS STUPIDING FUCKING FAGGOT CAPTCHA AJDSIIJDNFVFVHYGTF
R: 15 / I: 1
>is a dutch nationalist
>makes a dutch anime
>0 of the main characters are from netherland
what did massa mean by this doe? does xe have a thing for immigrant girls?
R: 9 / I: 1
What if we created our own youtube channel to shill the ib and recruit new zelligsistas
R: 40 / I: 29

AI

/AI/ general thread
Post AI zelliged 'zarty-saving audio, image and video gemeralds and also teach me how to do them too since I'm a selfish little fuck and I can't learn elsewhere
R: 7 / I: 4
>you’re not built for the streets of japsterdam
R: 21 / I: 4
That was quick…
R: 56 / I: 18

tattoo ideas

I'm getting an ongezellig tattoo on the left side of my chest. I need some ideas so send me pictures so I can contemplate
R: 8 / I: 1
What do you think about it?
R: 7 / I: 1
What do you think of clowns?
R: 2 / I: 1
New 'assa
R: 4 / I: 1
We have to fucking promote this video, maybe this is our chance! Let's go!
https://youtu.be/1twVty9bYJ0?si=O5KUD_RKhd_9Wvxt
R: 19 / I: 12
Hey bros, today's my birthday and I'd appreciate if you guys put some nice Mymy photos in this thread because she's my favorite 'zellig sister. :) Thanks
R: 8 / I: 3
what do you think about the idea of animating comics by ongezellig, someone who owns 2d animation or 3d can do it?
R: 16 / I: 4

Ideas for ongesellig

Offer your ideas for the show, what is the role of other characters, what is the development of the heroines and the ending for the series
R: 13 / I: 3
A cancer that killed zellig
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Does Massa have any deleted/unlisted videos on his 3 channels?
After hearing about him letting 'zellig go for real, I have an inkling he'll probably delete the petjeaf announcement video soon since there's really no point in it being up anymore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=261VTC2sIcg
I have it archived in the post attached (video and audio separate because I'm a sperg who downloads it separately), but if there's any other videos worth noting then it's probably wise we'd archive his other shit too.
I am aware he has videos up on the Internet Archive too, but if there's anything else to add then us know itt. https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A%22Studio+Massa%22
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Mymy won
R: 5 / I: 0
New toss
R: 36 / I: 12
What languages are you learnings/know at the moment?
R: 2 / I: 1
Cocomelon incident
R: 2 / I: 1
>Geert Wilders, if you can hear us, please. Please save me, Geert Wilders, please. I'm asking you. Please save me, please save me. Please get these refugees away from me.
R: 5 / I: 1
Imagine if you were a normal/oldfag who happened to stumble upon zellig back in 2018 and decided to join Massa's der 'cord to see the progress of the show. Then one day a bunch of severly autistic users called "soyteens" start getting attached to it and shill it around in 4chan's /qa/ board and a site called "The Sharty", they join the server en masse and start posting DNB, 'cado, 'p, soyjaks, etc.
Would you hate the Sharty's existence for getting attached to this show if you never found out about it from the site itself?
R: 11 / I: 3
stonetoss
R: 3 / I: 1
total mymy victory
R: 33 / I: 49

Massacord Scrape

I went ahead and parsed through any and all files Massa sent in his 'cord serv. I picked out the ones that looked the most interesting, or anything to do with 'zellig's development throughout the years. There's probably things you've seen reposted already elsewhere, but I saw some stuff that afaik have never been shared here or in /co/ like in picrels. There's probably some other interesting stuff I missed like any links to anything or messages sent in inaccessible channels since this was done manually (Massa doesn't post that much thankfully), but I thought I'd share some interesting zellig history with you all here.
Download: soyjak.download/f.php?h=1Kts10Gr&d=1
R: 24 / I: 3

/v/ review

I gotta say its really well made and the feel is done right, I felt really bad and uncomfortable killing the characters because of the looks of horror on them and Coco made me super sad. Speedrunning this would be fun


complaints:
-the fucking Audio Jungle watermark on the gunshot, howd you leave this in
-walking feels a bit slow
-loading the game takes long and theres no indication that its loading

In conclusion: gemerald, but it might be taking stuff too far considering the controversies of school shooting games (might ruin zellig rep)
R: 11 / I: 2

fishe

fishe
R: 9 / I: 1
It touched my heart…
R: 4 / I: 0
hello typing this from newgrounds
R: 19 / I: 13

maya

reminder that maya is the cutest girl
R: 28 / I: 9
What's your opinion on the kill-on-sight order against 'lig NSFW?

Personally, I am a big fan
R: 3 / I: 0
the haggy theme is amazing, will we get a dark theme for both it and the mymy theme doe?
R: 40 / I: 10

How to promote ongezellig?

this is a board for your suggestions on how to promote ongezellig. we need to do something to declare ourselves and our beloved!
R: 9 / I: 12
Has anyone been able to download the Illustraties in HQ from the Google Drive?
Been trying to download the classroom pic in its og res (3840x2160), but the link that I've found through Inspect Element only goes to up 860x484 and haven't found anything higher than that.
There might be a workaround to this that I've found, but I wanted to ask if any Zaryans got the pics in high quality first before going through with my idea since it's a bit cumbersome.
R: 11 / I: 2
Yo, I'm drawing Maya in a blender, if I want, I'll show the result
R: 4 / I: 0
New 'toss
R: 0 / I: 0
hey can someone draw foenki as jew?
R: 3 / I: 2

For Coco

I killed them all… I killed them all… Except for Coco. On the one hand, I feel sorry for her, and on the other, I want her to suffer. Just imagine, you already have PTSD, but your sister is killing your classmates, teachers, 3 best friends and another sister
R: 9 / I: 2

Sparkle

I heard about the alleged producer from /co/ who will soon have money to create a studio for massa. What do we think about this
R: 3 / I: 0
you hazbin hotel niggers should be bbc raped
R: 36 / I: 13

did 'zellig get a nigger troon outrage yet?

belgians aren't a race + school shooting jokes + adolf hitler jokes. sounds like something that would make woke/troons mad.

shit like hazbin hotel tried so hard to dickride those troons with all the pozzed progressive shit and it still wasn't enough so i don't see how ongemgemmy wouldn't get the same response
R: 39 / I: 11
in my opinion, in order for ongesellig to become popular, we need to sacrifice our community, namely, to open the show to the mass audience, that is, to the audience of the hotel, circus and others. can we do this in order for the series to continue? I don't think we'll be happy with an audience of soys, troons and little girls
R: 4 / I: 0
WHY WAS THIS NOT THE THEME SONG WHEN THE SHOTS FIRED???????????????
https://youtu.be/---Y_g5rN6s
R: 10 / I: 3
"HALLO ALLEGOY… *ERHM-ERHM* I MEAN ALLEMAAL"
R: 7 / I: 1
21 souls taken
R: 1 / I: 1
GO TO /V/ NOWWWWWWW
R: 2 / I: 0
I never tried omegle or anything like it, should i?
R: 4 / I: 3
Who's winnin' dis?
R: 33 / I: 13
Massacord is gone nuts after Zellig cancellation
R: 10 / I: 4
Daily reminder you are loved Xx
R: 14 / I: 4
>>Visit zellig image board
>>Greeted with sunwheel chud crap
>You serve the exact purpose of the sharty in further gatekeeping and destroying the image of ongezellig to outsiders.
>I regret ever posting on the /co/ threads to give my 2 cents on helping the show receive a wider audience as it's clear these exact underage right wing types lurk and post on these threads.
>May some twitter tranny discover this show instead of this current audience.
R: 9 / I: 3
>ZELLIG IS OVER
>TEH ZELLIG IS CANCELLED
In a few years or so the show will continue methinks.
It's practically guaranteed.
And even if it doesn't, it was a damn good Pilot, plus Massa has plenty of other work to enjoy.
R: 5 / I: 3
hello
R: 15 / I: 8
9k GET incoming.. how the hell did we get this far. Zaryans, I hecking cisheart all of you.
R: 29 / I: 18

Zuid-Afrika just beat Morocco in AFCON Ro16

Zelligbros, we must root for /ourteam/ in the quarterfinals against Cape Verde on Saturday. It's happening!
R: 8 / I: 2

Community project?

I believe its evident that a deel 7 may never come, but us zaryans must find a way to replenish content within our community

i think one of the easiest ways we could do this is comics, some could be continuations from deel 6, or anything we want
we can also use AI voices to narrate them aswell

(I also think >>8761 can come in handy for this project)
R: 7 / I: 3
>Ongezellig - Aflevering 2 deel 1
R: 4 / I: 1
How do you like your pizza?
R: 10 / I: 6
>zoot just changed the page icon
Mayaryans, did we just win?
R: 2 / I: 0
ITS HAS BEGUN!
the grand renewal of republican rule, clearly massa has (temporarily) abandoned us we can shape our own future!! we are so back gang!

long live our community, godspeed zarty.
R: 6 / I: 2

It's not over!

Masa may have given up, but we haven't! we continue our business and one day a miracle will happen, because there is an example of fear and hunger and other projects. So I don't believe this is the end, maybe this is just the beginning! Ongezellig will live!
R: 12 / I: 4

I recreated Zellig’s font for use (MassaGraph)

After spending an unreasonable amount of time scouring Massa’s background; getting all of the reference photos I could and tracing the letters in Illustrator, I am pleased to release a recreation of Massa’s font for use called MassaGraph.
You can download it here: soyjak.download/f.php?h=12j7YmFY&d=1
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Keep in mind, this is still an ongoing WIP and any letters could be subject to change.
I have not recreated/interpreted all of the special characters like ‘*’, '%' and ‘$’ yet since I haven’t encountered a reference photo that uses those glyphs in Massa’s font (if he ever made them to begin with), I’ve only recreated glyphs I could easily Image Trace in Illustrator or attempt to interpret in his style like ‘[]’ and ‘=’.
Don’t be mistaken, I will certainly get to making those special characters in his style as best as I can, I just wanted cover all that I could do first and have this ready for you fellow Zaryans to use. TWO MORE WEEKS (or however I tardwrangle the object paths in ‘strator).
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And if anyone asks,
>Doesn’t Massa handwrite his stuff tho?
He does, for the most part. But if you check his earlier videos like here: https://youtu.be/JAKY-o2m0PU?t=98 you’ll see letters like ‘a’, ‘o’, ‘e’, etc. are clearly uniformal and not different from one another like you’d see in handwriting. Likewise, if you check out his website on the Wayback Machine, you’ll see he has been using this font since 2016 https://web.archive.org/web/20160618012141/https://www.studiomassa.nl/. And the fact that it had no kerning (the space between the letters) back then, says to me he made this himself and changed it later on to look less awful for use.
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Have fun Zaryans! Not sure when the next update will be, probably once I make all the characters on my keyboard is when I'll drop it then.
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the zellig girls drawn by coco's voice actress
thoughts?
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o_o
R: 2 / I: 2
Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Cosmopolis, there lived three extraordinary friends: Mymy, Maya, and Coco. They were an inseparable trio, each possessing unique abilities that made them a force to be reckoned with.

Mymy was a spirited inventor with a knack for creating gadgets that dazzled the imagination. Maya, the adventurous explorer, had a heart as wild as the untamed jungles she often ventured into. Coco, the mystical magician, wielded powers that seemed to dance with the very elements of nature.

One bright morning, the city was enveloped in a mysterious fog that seemed to swallow everything in its path. Concerned citizens whispered about strange occurrences and disappearing landmarks. The trio knew that it was time to embark on their greatest adventure yet.

With Mymy's ingenious gadgets, Maya's intrepid spirit, and Coco's mystical prowess, they set out to unravel the mystery behind the engulfing fog. Their journey led them through bustling markets, ancient ruins, and enchanted forests, where they encountered challenges that tested their friendship and abilities.

Along the way, they encountered eccentric characters and cunning adversaries, each adding a new layer of intrigue to their quest. Together, they deciphered cryptic clues, braved perilous traps, and uncovered long-forgotten secrets buried within the heart of Cosmopolis.

As they delved deeper into the heart of the mystery, they discovered that an ancient sorcerer, envious of the city's prosperity, had unleashed the fog to conceal his nefarious plot. Determined to save their beloved city, Mymy, Maya, and Coco confronted the sorcerer in a showdown of wits and magic.

With their combined strength and unwavering determination, they thwarted the sorcerer's plans and dispersed the fog, restoring peace and harmony to Cosmopolis once more. The city cheered their heroes, celebrating their bravery and unity in the face of adversity.

As the sun set on their epic adventure, Mymy, Maya, and Coco knew that their bond was stronger than ever. Together, they had proven that friendship, courage, and a dash of magic could conquer even the darkest of challenges.

And so, as the stars twinkled overhead, the trio smiled knowing that their adventures were far from over, for wherever there was mystery and adventure, Mymy, Maya, and Coco would always be ready to answer the call.
R: 4 / I: 1
Favourite soda?
https://strawpoll.com/bVg8oMpJrnY
R: 7 / I: 4
does anyone have the link to all of these pictures?
R: 13 / I: 1
Who do you think could be a friend to Maya
R: 6 / I: 3
Netherlands sisters… our response?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ql1ycAijrQ&ab_channel=RuckaRuckaAli
R: 19 / I: 5

/Religion/

discuss religion or something
R: 10 / I: 1
Does anyone know if Massa was the one who drew the flashback art? They're the best part of all the deels, in my opinion.
R: 1 / I: 0
>midterm at 8:30 tommorow I havent at all studied for
Its officially over zretherien. 15 percent of my grade has fallen
R: 8 / I: 3
I'm the guy who doxxed CeCeFem
I hereby apologize for calling your Dutch cartoon not a gem
ZWABAG
R: 0 / I: 0
https://youtu.be/IMOl60XaH1w?si=d85rXtA15LjCBug9
Let's support new zaryan, brethren.
R: 3 / I: 1
This is a comfy place even if the PPH is pretty slow
R: 14 / I: 10
just got out of a call with Massa… he said in the next episode he's going to give Coco a black boyfriend just to spite chudcels and distance himself further from soyjak party…
R: 13 / I: 3
It's over…
R: 21 / I: 5
Should I learn Dutch? Should I move to Netherlands? I am a little selfish cu-, I mean chud and a ukrainian refugee so, no I can't just stay in my country you bigot. I've been living in Poland for 2 years now and I've been thinking about moving to a country with more gemmy qualities and since I'm in deep love with Mymy, the idea of moving to the country my little sweetheart loves so much has crossed my mind.
But what I love more than a cartoon character is Hitler and his teachings, so I wonder if Netherlands is gemmy enough for me to be able to have many white children there without xem trooning out and ACK-ing or something like that.
I have a bwc btw doe.
R: 1 / I: 1
Mymy moment
R: 9 / I: 5

/Vera/

Post Veraralds
R: 2 / I: 0
This is apparently the software used when animating zellig (based off of the brief recording shown in the Petjeaf announcement vid)
https://www.tvpaint.com/v2/wp/?page_id=1224&lang=en
R: 11 / I: 2

zelligmaxxing

recently i've been zelligmaxxing by rewatching it over and over so i can fry it into my brain and rewatch it whenever i have free time, been working hard the past couple of days and today i was finally able to watch the whole thing in my mind. just thought i should share cause i'm really proud of this achievement personally and i want to inspire other zelligbros to do the same.
R: 15 / I: 3
If not NSFW, can I post my fanfiction here?
R: 11 / I: 8
did anyone else realize that mymy is basically wearing the dutch flag? was this intentional?
R: 12 / I: 2
I have started aa new youtube archive project for the zarty
feel free to suggest videos to upload in this thread or at Nook1488@onionmail.org

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBIgj22ZbKGKdzb7FoG5g7Q
R: 3 / I: 1
Why does this paypig artpiece have the word 'Jew' behind Maya's head?
And no I did not add the 'Owo' at the end of my filename when I took this pic, what the fuck?
R: 9 / I: 14
Zellig sticker thread

Post 'ligs that make for good stickers
R: 2 / I: 0
https://twitter.com/PapaOsoart DOX HIM DOX HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 4 / I: 0
Anotha keyednuke
R: 37 / I: 6

we need a goal or something.

I feel like we need a common goal.
It could be a shill campaign to boost the shows popularity, it could be trying to further secure our place on /qa/, it could be shilling for this site… But we need something. We could be way more effective if we'd concentrate our autism on one target and split up the workload (ideally). It might take some coordination and readjustment, but if we do it right we could really achieve something.
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But first and foremost we need to find out what (You) would want to do.
>le datamining
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I suggest you guys use this thread to accumulate some ideas. Voice your concerns too.
What do (You) think would be best for our community? Maybe you're holding off on an idea or maybe you possess a unique skillset that could benefit us in our mission.
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After we've collected enough ideas, we could set up a poll. Everyone gets their vote. No cheating. Remember: we want concrete results. The idea is to figure out what course to take as a community. Rigging wouldn't get us anywhere.
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As I'm new here, I don't know if you guys did something like this before. I took a look at the catalogue and couldn't find anything, so I decided to make this thread.
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Anyway, that's it for now. I'm going to bed.
R: 8 / I: 2

How old is Vera?

Going off of how she is drawn in the deels and patreon art, she seems to be roughly 59 or late 40’s, but in flashbacks she can’t be older than any of the sisters are now right?
R: 16 / I: 6
Found a 'lig 'an 'ic that isn't about the sisters fucking each other for once. Spoilers: it's about Maya becoming an alcoholic
archiveofourown.org/works/53136580/chapters/134448670
I'm only on chapter 6 rn; it's an interesting read but the dialog and pacing for some things are pretty clunky imo, you'll know what I mean when the characters start talking to each other.
R: 1 / I: 0
why did no one tell me about this??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuNxjTOIgtg
R: 11 / I: 6
Anotha gem dropped
R: 3 / I: 1
<transmitting to all terminally online
<requesting higher qual version of image provided
<godspeed
R: 2 / I: 0
New 'toss
R: 5 / I: 1
hello
R: 28 / I: 2
it's out, gem or coal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=162ITiGJw0Q
R: 6 / I: 0

Ongezellig in spanish IA dub :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq_fo1lhjg4
R: 12 / I: 1

IT'S HERE!!!

Sorry for the wait; I needed to fix some grammar and formatting issues. Here is the big Mymy x Maya fanfiction. Enjoy, Zaryans!
https://files.catbox.moe/c4d42d.pdf
R: 7 / I: 2
marge why does coco say "oyy" is xhe jewish
R: 2 / I: 4
Thought u were slick huh?
R: 14 / I: 0

The topic is about Mary's ADD

In deel 4, there was a scene where Mymy called Maya an <autistic person>, to which Maya angrily said that she had an ADD, to which Coco suddenly broke into the conversation and asked what it was and what it was being treated for. For many, this scene raised questions like "what? they've been living together for 10 years and don't know about Maya's ADD?" personally, I think that Mymy knew about ADD just decided to annoy Maya, and Coco decided, as always, put on the mask of a naive fool and broke into the conversation to mitigate the situation
R: 4 / I: 0

Rate drawing

Zellig
R: 8 / I: 0
Made a script for linuxGODS

#!/bin/bash
soyzellig=$(curl -s https://soyzellig.party/o/)
while true; do
newreq=$(curl -s https://soyzellig.party/o/)
if [ "$newreq" == "$soyzellig" ]; then
echo "No new nuts nigga!"
else
echo "==New nuts nigga!=="
soyzellig=$newreq
fi
sleep 60
done
R: 62 / I: 9

Minecraft or other game servers?

Hoi Zoot,
If the soyzellig servers have the hardware resources and bandwidth to spare, perhaps a server for Minecraft or some other game would be fun, like how the sharty has soycraft?

Kind regards,
A Zaryan
R: 5 / I: 1
It's over?
R: 0 / I: 0
i like ongezellig bc its funny and because i am dutch and also because because its funny
R: 5 / I: 0
can someone draw a zellig parody of the 60 seconds characters, thatd be cool
R: 3 / I: 0
Does massa really hate us zelligbros?
R: 8 / I: 3
Is this real? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, do Massaclittycorders rly?
R: 8 / I: 1
alright which any of you did this?
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6063297.html
R: 55 / I: 31

Time for the zarty to decide which one is the best zellig girl

You WILL vote now ok?
https://strawpoll.com/wby5A00XKyA
R: 4 / I: 0

what AI model was used in this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78GEe8wJ3c

I tried using the mymy AI model someone suggested to me here but it doesn't sound as clean as this one.
R: 15 / I: 5
Holy fuck I just realized this bitch uses a VPN + tape over xer phone's front camera. Is xhe a schizo or xhe afraid some Glowie might catch xer touching xerself?
R: 0 / I: 0
<total yapsterdam victory
R: 11 / I: 2

Why does Maya's room look different between deels 1 and 6?

I assume this is just due to the animation improving. But I don't see the reason to why change some stuff, like the broken mirror or the bookshelves
R: 0 / I: 0
Highest NAZ day on record? I still think issa gem
R: 10 / I: 1
>soyvil war 3
How did we lose this? What went wrong? How do we get our revenge?
R: 1 / I: 0

Kornilovite Mymy

Mymy says S nami Bog!
R: 10 / I: 7
i want you fucking dead
R: 2 / I: 1
Why did Vera gain an extra filing cabinet between Deel 2 & 3?
R: 28 / I: 15

Comic I madeee

Hiii I made this zellig thing, idk where else to post it but ill put it here!
R: 1 / I: 0
/mymy/ won
R: 9 / I: 2

Poom ## Massa’sName.GotLeaked

ITT: we discuss if this is a good thing or bad thing
R: 2 / I: 0
I would like Massa to make Mymy's sister look like Niko Belik. Like she comes to a country she doesn't know and gets to know it. Niko got to know America.
R: 3 / I: 1

She is so cute

Someone noticed a cute detail that Kiki, unlike other girls, rides a bike with 2 baby wheels
R: 2 / I: 2

17 associals

gemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
R: 5 / I: 2
:(
R: 0 / I: 0
ccccccvzczxcx
R: 4 / I: 1

Sonny boy

I was doing my 45th rewatch of ongezellig and my dad walked in on me watching it
It was fucking terrifying but all he did was give me a fist bump and said "that's fuckin epic bro" and walked out
Now they started arguing and I think they might get a divorce
Did me being mymypilled ruin my parents marriage?
R: 2 / I: 1

any tutorials on how to improve AI vocals with FL studio

there's someone who uses FL Studio for his AI covers, but how does he do it?
R: 3 / I: 1

3d gem

gemmy
R: 1 / I: 0

Music Track in the Paypig Announcement Video

Starting around here https://youtu.be/261VTC2sIcg?t=23 is where a unique music track plays that I don't believe appears anywhere else nor has it been provided by Massa in his paypig folder. I tried to get rid of the vocals with AI just so I could listen to the instrumental itself, which is why I have two tracks attached in the OP since I couldn't decide which one sounded less shit trying to remove the TTS voice (MDX23C sounds clearer but the instruments sounded a bit muffled, while UVR I think is a bit more pronounced but more watery overall)
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It's possible he might've posted this song in his 'cord somewhere, but I really don't feel like scavenger hunting a track in a sea of messages.
R: 19 / I: 9

reposted from 'cord

ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING???? HOW CAN YOU CALL MYMY GAY????? OUT OF ALLLL THE 3 GIRLS SHE IS OBJECTIVELY TEH STRAIGHTEST. How can you write draw or say shit like this about her???? How can you??? Like she openly denied Maya's offer to colonize her virgin Islands, has dreams like that kapitein koek pic from Massa, canonically wants 6 kids, like what da fuck does it always have to be Mymy???? Maya, sure, huge stretch but she said gay shut like "colonize my Virgin Islands" How the fuck is it Mymy who does alllways have to be the gay one in """"" Works"""" Like this,
Check the booru, lesbian Mymy, check discord Lebian Mymy, check the fucking zarty for gods sake, huge ass lesbian Mymy x Maya fan fiction incoming. Jesus hy, why is it ALWAYS FUCKING MYMY you have to be Tumblr troon levels of insane to come up with that huge of a stretch. She is THE ONLY ONE who had dreams about a buff anthropomorphic parrot guy. THE ONLY ONE and you niggas call her gay for NO REASON AT ALL. Why does it have to be MY favorite girls, and when It's Maya people aggressively defend her femcel ass (justifiably so, she also ain't gay, I don't feel the need to explain, ask buden for that) but when it's Mymy you call her gay because she has one close friend. This is your entire proof, Mymy and Kiki sitting together on the bus pic, the ONLY FUCKING PROOF. You remind me of those stupid retards who are willing to dig through 200000 search results including not only "le soyence approved papers" But common people knowledge to prove that they are correct because one article in 1950s written by a diagnosed schizophrenic drug addict proves their point. This is just fucking stupid. And you go out of your way, to sit your fat ugly inbred british ass down on your crusty chair and write sentences like "wounded heterosexuality" You have to be either baiting or ironic to write shit like this. It ain't even hot. Nigga that's not only gay, but gay incest. Again, nobody ever said Mymy is gay out of massadonie team
R: 34 / I: 10
Can someone explain who is she
R: 6 / I: 1
i did this and i WILL do more, send requests and i'll get around to drawing them eventually.
R: 26 / I: 8
Here is all characters. What do you think is who by character
R: 7 / I: 1

anyone who sits in the mass discord can help me

I'm such a down, I've never used a discord and I don't know how to get to the server. help
R: 12 / I: 10

The topic is about Coco

We all know Coco as a naive and kind girl, but I don't think so, I believe that Coco's personality is a well-constructed mask that she created to protect her psyche after the tragedy. And her smile and not understanding what ADD is is an image that hides a suffering girl who still cannot accept the past and a new family. She can be compared to Trevor from GTA 5. He is seen by all the characters and the player as a psycho and maniacs, but this is just an image for everyone else to hide their real problems and injuries. Coco herself partially revealed her real face in Deel 5 after Maya's words.
R: 2 / I: 0

How do I cultivate a chuddy, autistic, No-Trannies-Allowed fanbase like 'zellig's?

Genuine question since I guarantee if I made some show and it got to around 'zellig's popularity, at best it would be filled with normies + a few troons here and there interested in it, and at worst it'd be something like FNF's community filled with retarded gender-special tumblr kids getting into retarded 'cord drama 24/7.
What's the secret to attracting an audience like here? Was it really just a lightning in a bottle moment for Massa and that one dude who spammed Mymy in /qa/ back in the 'cuck? Or is there something more to it?
>just be 'toss or something
'Zellig isn't even that chuddy in its writing, sure there's off-color jokes and some humor from your favorite orange nationalist and I do agree that probably helps getting people here interested in it, but other than that it's a silly little slice-of-life cartoon featuring a NEET and xer two sisters trying to figure out what she's gonna do with her life. That concept alone doesn't scream "1488 TND 41% SIEG HEIL" for a community and yet it does here.
R: 1 / I: 1
'Assa's logo + others, got it from the 'chive: https://web.archive.org/web/20181019140816/http://www.studiomassa.nl/
R: 8 / I: 3
I started shilling 'zellig on the sharty to bait idiots, but then I unironically started liking it. Does anyone else have a similar story?
R: 7 / I: 3
Maya is not a brunette?!
R: 3 / I: 1

FUCKING NIGGER DELETED THE AI REPO

I WAS USING THE BEST AI MODEL I FOUND FOR MAKING MYMY COVERS AND THIS AUTISTIC NIGGER JUST DELETES IT PROBABLY BECAUSE THE TROON FOUND OUT THE AI IS USED TO MAKE MYMY SAY NIGGER.
R: 15 / I: 3
I know this is a vantablack question to even dare ask, but do you zaryans know any 'lig cords that aren't dead for whatever reason?
R: 4 / I: 1
How Cleo become Coco's friend
R: 2 / I: 1
>E-eh…
>My sister did her history presentation last month on tentacle *beep* because she looked in my history.
This bitch got negative rizz onGOD.
R: 1 / I: 0

you WILL watch ongezellig

title
R: 51 / I: 19

It's just getting started???

'zellig is becoming more and more popular as you can see
R: 3 / I: 0
>kys fnf pedo nigger
R: 1 / I: 0
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
R: 1 / I: 1
Gem from russia
R: 8 / I: 2
i want to believe what this is non canon
R: 6 / I: 2

share your favorite zellig slur

mine is niggerzellig
R: 7 / I: 1
Sorry xisters, but we all know who the best zellig girl is.
R: 0 / I: 0

https://strawpoll.com/wby5A00XKyA


kmon zarty fags

mymy is behind
R: 6 / I: 0
I've tried my shot at digital art but I never seem to improve. I want to use the bits of drawing prowess I have to make 'ligs on my 'puter, since I have a drawing tablet lying around.

Care to assist a zaryan out?
R: 6 / I: 3
oh no mymycucks what is this???????????
She's furry geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
R: 2 / I: 1
I HOPE YOURE HAVING A HORRIBLE DAY
R: 6 / I: 1
should we do the same to Zarty?
R: 8 / I: 1

Nothing was happened on /zellig/ in 2:40 AM

You saw it too and i know that
R: 11 / I: 3
maya from ongezellig if she were real
R: 0 / I: 0
new 'toss
R: 27 / I: 8
Mymybros…
R: 3 / I: 0

where do i find up to date ai voice models?

i google and nothing le happens where are they
R: 3 / I: 1
test
R: 3 / I: 0
Anotha ruzzian art
R: 0 / I: 0
Maya is perfect
R: 8 / I: 2

OCnuke or something

It's kinda cringe, but I'll post it anyway.
R: 7 / I: 1
raid this dead website NOW
https://thefrogpond.org/
R: 7 / I: 0
i'm new to editing, and i want to be a meme maker, so i did this as a test, and also, i'm sorry(not sorry) for this as my humor is SHIT. give me an idea on what to edit next
R: 15 / I: 5
>i will never be a dutch woman
R: 30 / I: 12

The Definitive Ongezellig Experience [Remastered]

Leaderfriend remastered all of the zellig paypiggy pics with AI and now they're super high-res or whatever, along with some bonus stuff included.
<Zoot mandated arrow
You can sift through and download all of the pics included in the Mega link here (Warning: They are fucking HVGE):
(LINK REMOVED DUE TO THERE STILL BEING BRIMSTONE)
Another warning: in the "Bonusgoodies" there's a folder for genuinely NSFW shit included, just wanted to give you a heads up on that.
'Cuck thread on where xe dropped it if you're curious: https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/141548189#p141633958
R: 2 / I: 0
New toss
R: 2 / I: 0

new 'toss (educational)

It's basically just xim reading from the wiki page.
>But Marge, why should I care???
I dunno, he mentioned the site.
Go and colonize xer comment section or however the spices are acquired…
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>new toss, ev&oe it got uploaded two days ago…

https://youtu.be/soijWRtgdMA
R: 0 / I: 0
Upswell
R: 11 / I: 10
who is your favorite 'lig
R: 6 / I: 4
Dear fellow Zarty Zaryans

♡ love u
thats all i had to say
R: 5 / I: 0

poom ## WeNeedMore.OC

GREETINGS EVERYONE

I am under the assumption, that (you) want this place to be active, and able (enough) to conduct raids.
Well ive got some news for you, not having OC is going to make the site die a slow, steady death.

The sharty would’ve died ages ago if it didn’t have OC and inside jokes/gags.
Spamming the same mymy reaction image isnt going to help ze cause,
However!
(You) making oc, and (you) contributing, could be the gem that saved the zarty, so, go on >>>/zellig/ and make some OC.

-Selfish Little Fuck
R: 1 / I: 0
reddit toss
R: 20 / I: 10
Why is Maya so precious and cute…
R: 4 / I: 1
This board needs a hero!
R: 4 / I: 5

gifs

can anyone with good transparent simple coco/maya images make funny bounce gif on this website https://poyopoyo.gifanimaker.com/ like this, its top right one thanks
R: 19 / I: 9

greetings fellow ongezellig enjoyers

i'm a newbie here, so i'm looking for anyone who'll teach and guide me on this website as i've mostly been using facebook, so this is unfamilliar to me. thanks. also, please give ongezellig arts
R: 6 / I: 4
mymyARYANS win yet again
R: 2 / I: 0

Favorite movie lines

⠀⠀⠀
R: 2 / I: 1
ok how the FUCK do i install vichan-devel, everyone is doing it, can't be that hard
R: 11 / I: 7
the gooner that got /raid/ on his xis ass for making trans Ongezellig porn is back and created a Maya PNGtuber model
R: 4 / I: 3

Wtf fr??

Bro am I the only one who noticed that Massa changed the deels and is now calling them parts? Lmao like this is stupid and irrelevant but I haven't seen anyone point that out yet. This could mean that Massa is kind of okay with having a mostly English-speaking fanbase for Ongezellig now??
R: 24 / I: 8
new 'lig 'insert from twitter
R: 7 / I: 1
Never before seen zellig screencap? Idk where this came from
R: 23 / I: 10
New 'toss
R: 2 / I: 0
Babe wake up, new Ruskie dub just dropped
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ItjJmHiLSYo
R: 3 / I: 3
hallo
R: 24 / I: 4
shitty discord site loooool
R: 10 / I: 1
The real Deel 12 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG315rq2Es
R: 6 / I: 0
As an American, should I learn Dutch? Will Dutch people laugh at me when I tell them I learned their language because of an obscure internet cartoon?
R: 24 / I: 16

FIRE UP THE NECROBUMPING MACHINE

/qa/ our beloved is under siege by none other than /int/rannies. They seek to wipe our homeboard and establish dominance.
Serve Zellig, serve /qa/, grease the gears of the negrobumping machine one last time. Kick out these comically bankrupt invaders! MY PERSONAL ARMY!
R: 2 / I: 1
New 'stone just dropped
R: 10 / I: 3

Königin der /qa/ (Parody of Königin der Waffen)

I did a parody of Königin der Waffen, dedicated to all necrobumpers! The melody/beat was taken from Bundeswave.
The changes to the text are not much, since i can't speak german that much. There could also be differences in the singing and the text for melodic purposes.

Text:

Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.

(Kameraden) laßt uns singen
eine Melodie
denn es soll ein Lied erklingen
auf die Stoßstangen
Denn sie ist allerzeit
immer kampfbereit
ob es Frösche, Tiere (oder) Pferde.
Ihrem steten Kampfgelingen
ist dieses Lied erdacht.

Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.
Können es nicht schaffen
ohne deinen Einsatz nie!
Königin der /qa/
Zellig Stoßstangen!

Ohne Halt durch Sturm und Regen
mitten in der Nacht.
Ohne Halt dem Feind entgegen
was auch kommen mag.
Ob auch heiß der Tag
ob auch kalt die Nacht
ob auch fern die Zarty ist.
Stets kämpft auf allen Wegen
stolz der zelligmann.

Künstler und Sänger
schaffens nie allein
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Katalog sein.
Können es nicht schaffen
ohne deinen Einsatz nie!
Königin der /qa/
Zellig Stoßstangen!

A rough Translation:

Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.

(Comrads) let us sing
a melody
cause there shall sound a song
on the bumper.
Cause she is at all times
always battle ready
whether it (be) Frogs, Animals or Hourses
(From) your steady fightings
this song is made.

Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.
Can never make it
without your commitment, (never)!
Queen of the /qa/
Zellig bumpers!

Without stop through storm and rain
in the middle of the night.
without stop against the enemy
what may comes.
If even a hot day
if even a cold night
if even the Zarty is far away.
Steady fights on all ways
proud the zellig man.

Artists and singers
can never make it alone
can never be the winners
on the catalog.
Can never make it
without your commitment, (never)!
Queen of the /qa/
Zellig bumpers!
R: 32 / I: 10
https://soyjak.party/raid/thread/78767.html
I don’t get it. Because some outsiders pay a drawfag who probably knows about the situation of the community to draw the smut of Ongezellig, does that make them doxx worthy?
If so then why don’t we start doxxing anyone who draw ongezellig rule34?
R: 19 / I: 13
post rare 3d ongemzelligs
R: 4 / I: 0
Is this font in pic-related downloadable anywhere or is it custom made by Massa himself?
If it's the latter, how would I go about recreating it?
R: 6 / I: 1
rare 'toss
also zoooot fix the 'ru i couldnt upload this there
R: 3 / I: 2
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
R: 15 / I: 5

drawing requests

i'm feeling like drawing some 'zellig related things, i'm not the best artist so don't expect anything insane.
R: 1 / I: 0
/Zellig2/ just released
https://soyjak.party/qa2/
R: 7 / I: 1
I don't really like how Coco is presented in the show, to be honest. Of course, most of these problems are caused by the fact that the pilot was released in parts over the course of a few years, but it's still a bit of a problem for me.
Is Coco meant to be a dumb blonde archetype? Is she meant to be perfect, smart, and nice? It seems to set up both of these, and they contradict each other at times. This is evident even in just the first deel, with Coco not knowing how to use computers and thinking tentacle hentai is a real part of Japanese history, but also knowing about landscape artists and painters.
Coco is interesting, so I hope in Episode 2, most of these problems will be fixed and it will be fully decided what her character is actually supposed to be.
R: 3 / I: 1
What would her personality be like?
R: 3 / I: 1
one oc I made probably in 2021
R: 7 / I: 2
wassup guys I'm trying to find a comic strip that was shared here a while ago of Maya using some shampoo and revealing her having like red hair or something? spent like 3 hours looking for it.
R: 10 / I: 9
I'm feeling a bit down because all my family is drunk on New Years and I'm a teetotalGOD. Can we get a Maya thread to cheer me up?
R: 6 / I: 3
Thinking of getting my first job, what are some good jobs for introverts?
R: 0 / I: 0
Incomprehensible ahh poster
R: 5 / I: 5

Mymy EAFC24 card

i had nothing to do so i made this
R: 10 / I: 2

Do you think Joyce ter Stege (Mymy's VA) knows about all the gems made with "her" AI voice?

If she doesn't, which is likely, do we want her to know?
R: 7 / I: 3

What would you do?

What would you do if you see maya smoking a blunt?
R: 6 / I: 3
NO FREAKING WAY, MASSA JUST POSTED AN UNUSED THEME FOR KIKI IN HIS PAYPIG ANNOUNCEMENT CHANNEL!!!
R: 20 / I: 7

Slavic schizo rant

I think we all know the fact that all main characters in 'zellig are from countries related to netherlands historicaly (no shit sherlock)
>Maya is from indonesia wich used to be a dutch colony, Mymy calls her belgian wich was also dutch
>Mymy is from japan, because netherlands was the only western country japan decided to trade with when japan was in isolation
>Coco is from south Africa wich also used to be dutch for a while, also entirety of aficans is based on dutch language.
So here is the thing, we dont know the nationalities of background characters, wich brings me to my talking point:
THERE NEEDS TO BE A SLAVIC CHARACTER IN ONGEZELLIG
And i MEAN needs.
If you know anything about Peter the great (the first empreror of my homeland) Is that aside from draining swamps, building a big ass navy, killing Swedes and Turks is that he REALY liked the country of Netherlands, so much so the russian flag is based on the dutch flag (real fact btw, i am not being ironic in this antire rant a single time) so considering that pan slavic colours are based on the the biggest slavic nations flag,
R: 1 / I: 0
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG IS THIS REALLY WHAT ZELLIGGERS DO ALL DAY??? hahahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahah

nuzelligcacas cant compete
R: 3 / I: 1
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR WAKE THE FUCK UP, WE'VE CAUGHT REDDIT'S ATTENTION, ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/18v3kbn/seeing_nazis_harass_jocat_on_youtube_i_got/
R: 12 / I: 3
new toss
R: 0 / I: 0

New Year

Hello, fellow zaryans!

I would first like to wish you all a happy new year! I hope that God grants you everything that you may need in the upcoming months.

Secondly, I would wish to share my satisfaction with the zarty. Even if the site could still see some improvements, I am happy that i have managed to provide a good enoug place for zelligposters to hang around and share their thoughts and ideas. I hope that in the next year, we will be able to grow as a community and see some more outstanding gemeralds!

Altough I did not give you any preasents for christmas or new year's eve, I still have OC that I will love to share with you when I am done with them.

TL;DR Thanks for using the zarty, keep making gemmy OC and God bless you!
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watch out

you might want to make sure GET-6444s a gemmy one
R: 15 / I: 9
1 million
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Hello Foenkie

-from lardonthejartex
R: 0 / I: 0
>10k views on 1M day
🤯
R: 3 / I: 1
999,825 views
R: 5 / I: 1
oh my fauci it might hit 1 mil by the end of the year
R: 15 / I: 7

'p models (you can't make this up)

Zaryans? Our response?
R: 6 / I: 4
>every kid should be given puberty blockers until they turn 25 in case they turn out to be trans
Marge, why did Mymy say this?
R: 9 / I: 2

Raid and kill the sharty

I got banned from sharty for asking how to make a good adventure thread. AVENGE ME AND ATTACK THEM!
https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html
https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html
https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html
R: 1 / I: 1

Thefrogpond raid

Lets team up with the sharty and raid thefrogpond
https://www.thefrogpond.org/q/catalog.html
Gogogo
R: 2 / I: 0

/YWNBAP/

You will never be a real pirate. You have no treasure map, no peg peg leg. You have no doubloons. You are a crowing man twisted by tavern tales and folk fables into a crude mockery of of seas perfection. All the respect you get is two faced and half-hearted. Behind your back landlubbers mock you. Your crewmen are ashamed and disgusted of you. Your mateys laugh at your sophisticated appearance on lower decks. Merchants are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds better than Caribbean spices. Even privateers who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a merchant. Your standardized royal ship yard bow structure is a dead giveaway, and even if you get a rum smuggler to deck with you he'll turn sails and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your perfumed powdered wig. You will never be feared. You wrench out a fake grimace every morning looking in the framed mirror from France while drinking salon tea from fine China, and tell yourself it's going to be fine. But deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like the Kraken's tentacle, ready to drag you to the Davy Jone's Locker. Eventually, it'll be too much to bear. You'll buy a plank, put it overboard, slowly goose step across it and plunge into the cold abyss. Your bo'sun and first lieutenant will find you missing from your lodge at four bells, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to serve under you, and the unbearable shame and disappointment that follows suit. They'll send a short letter to the royal admiralty with your letter of marquee attached, and every royal navy cadet for the rest of eternity will know a king's man had served on that ship. Your body will be eaten by Poseidon's creatures and go back to the sand, and all that will remain of your legacy is is a short footnote of your portrait hanging in the back hall of the admiralty. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
R: 4 / I: 0
<You took me out of the Netherlands to live here?
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GEEEEEEEEG
R: 3 / I: 0
here is a somewhat prussian dragoon looking Mymy
R: 5 / I: 0
Do you believe sorcery/witches still exists?
R: 2 / I: 2
Oh my fucking fauci, it's diamond…
https://x.com/peapeasnpeas/status/1739402460148490504?s=46
R: 3 / I: 2
Happy christmas zaryans!
or christmas eve if ur american or something
R: 9 / I: 3
Merry Christmas everyone!
R: 3 / I: 0

Gemming up the 'ru

Hello,
I have seen that the zellig 'ru is still missing a lot of gems. There is a thread on /qa/ which includes a lot of zellig gems (and a bunch of coal, which we can filter out) which we can try to upload on the ru and make it better.

Here is the thread:
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/218227.html#218245

Here is the link:
https://mega.nz/folder/saV3wBTI#Jdc4pFznS6krSBcM27D8kQ

I will try to upload on the 'ru when i can.
R: 2 / I: 0
Spin.
R: 1 / I: 0
This is canon
R: 6 / I: 0
WHY ARE YOU DRAWFAGS NOT POSTING YOUR ART ON THE SHARTY /qa/? I CAN'T SEE IT ON THE LOG OR THE DRAW THREAD
R: 3 / I: 1
I hope all my fellow Zaryans are having a very Merry Christmas
R: 8 / I: 4
>soicuckzellig.poopy: 1,857 posts
>thefrogGOD.org: 3,695 posts
GEG
R: 6 / I: 4
I love the Zarty!
R: 4 / I: 1
You niggers, don't antagonize the sharty, stop trying to feed the dramaqueen shit about falseflag offsiters N°200 on some 'cord server unrelated to us.
Also tf is up with the recent PPH drop and rise on NAZ?
>
R: 4 / I: 3
I apologies for the inconvenience. For some reason, the php files got corrupted. I tried to reinstall and it looks like it workded! Although a lot of images are missing…
Still, I have downloaded the folder before doing the reinstalation, so eventually me with the help of my mods/jannies can put upt a downloadable archcive!

BTW I recommend for you to follow this channel (if you have telegram), in case something similar happens.
https://t.me/soyzelligpartynews
R: 9 / I: 5
One day.
R: 5 / I: 2
<'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
R: 7 / I: 2
<It's time to kick belgium ass and chew stroopwafels, and I'm all outta stroopwafels…
R: 28 / I: 15

FNAF Thread

Imagine this
R: 8 / I: 1
Do you think a second season of ongezellig would kill 'zellig or revitalise it
R: 3 / I: 0
kankerneger vs überaryan
who would win?
R: 3 / I: 1

ZVO

Mymy's immediate reaction to Maya's service in the Armed Forces of Ukraine
R: 11 / I: 9
><<It's time to kick belgium ass and chew stroopwafels, and I'm all outta stroopwafels…
R: 0 / I: 0
lol
R: 1 / I: 0
How tall do you guys think coco is?
R: 1 / I: 1
Classic coco hours

>No parents

>Unwanted advice
>Computer illiteracy
>Coaly board games

Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when mayARYANS wake up
R: 6 / I: 1

i love maya

yep… issa low effort 'lig post
R: 11 / I: 0
Anybody else promoting 'zellig irl?
I've already put up like 30 of these across my city, geg
>Or however the unpaid advertising was done
R: 8 / I: 2
Make gems with this template.
R: 16 / I: 8
I have grown to slowly hate 'zellig. Zaryans, what do?
R: 48 / I: 6

THE PHARAOH WILL BE STREAMING

ON 17.12.2023 OUR QUEEN WILL BE STREAMING LE HECKIN SONIC Ö

Mark your calenders, raiders. We will be pillaging this gooner's stream and ensure another zaryan victory!
R: 10 / I: 5

Optics

Stop saying dumb shit. Saying shit like "we migrated to the zarty" or "zarty's down, refugee thread" makes us look like offsiters. Zellig activity on /qa/ has already noticeably dropped to the point where people think we up and died. Why was the coco birthday colab drawing posted on fucking /co/ before /qa/. IT'S NOT EVEN ON /qa/! This site has been a PR disaster on our part.
/qa/ gets more traffic than the zarty and threads getting slid isn't an argument when /qa/ is as slow as it is, POST ON THERE
R: 0 / I: 0
>we gotta vote for Vert Wilders so he can elect Donald Trump and establish 1488 years of maga rule or something, or however the election is stolen by Negan in Iraq spamming a ballot machine and turning on a VPN or something to commit spam fraud or whatever
R: 5 / I: 3

/anti/-sharty

Post memes that make fun of the sharty, zellig themed or IAZ please
R: 5 / I: 0
today is coco's birthday!!!!
R: 5 / I: 4
how often do you 'zellig?
R: 1 / I: 0

zellig if Kuz knew english

this is what we could have had…
R: 29 / I: 15
>sharty faildox of a pedophilic smut "artist" lead to him drawing poopson and soon he will draw zellig
I place full blame of the current events on the jews, and partially on foodists
R: 0 / I: 0
>Doctos I broke my skull!
R: 5 / I: 3
I think 'zellig has some inconsistencies regarding some of the interactions between the xisters and specifically Coco's characterization. I know the pilot was released over a large period of time so that might explain some changes due to evolving visions or whatever the fuck but I think when the show returns, we may see some differences in personality / dynamics.
<REDDIT SPACE
The first time I watched 'zellig I was under the impression that Mymy and Coco had just been adopted recently, because the dialogue and their interactions with Maya seemed to imply as much. The xisters have been together since they were very young, but if that were the case, why is Coco asking "What does ADD stand for?" and "Can it be cured?" Why is Mymy asking "Where do you sit during break?" and "Who are your friends?" These are questions that realistically they should know the answer to by now, considering that they lived together for years. It should have come up in conversation at least once before.
<REDDIT SPACE
I also think Coco's personality specifically is a little confusing. This isn't necessarily a criticism, but I don't get it. She's the type to be very knowledgeable in landscape painters from 1920, but she also can't spell properly in her text messages? (Maybe that's just her being bad with technology THOUGH) She possesses the social awareness to try not to hurt Maya's pride and to recognize when Mymy is saying something that may hurt Maya's feelings, but at the same time she's oblivious to pretty much everything else, like the barricade in front of Maya's door, or why showing le octopode in class is a bad idea.
<REDDIT SPACE
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
R: 2 / I: 1
Zelligxisters, our response??????
R: 7 / I: 3

roblox r/place

theres a roblox r/place called Color Place. this game is fairly unpopular with like 30 players BUT the canvas is pretty small and you can place a pixel every FIVE SECONDS.
do we 'lig it up?
R: 48 / I: 15

How do we get soywiki back on page 1?

Not the best news but the search suggestions are our saving grace
R: 4 / I: 0
ANTIZELLIGTROONS ARE MAKING THIS PEDOPHILE DRAW ZELLIG PORN
DOXX KILL AND RAPE NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NILaGR3sACc
R: 3 / I: 2
>rather no friends than no parents
R: 20 / I: 12
>Maya is satanist
Marge, what did Massa mean by this? Is Ongezellig a satanic anti-christ show now?
R: 1 / I: 0
She’s a witch ,I can feel it
R: 1 / I: 0
Guys can you pls give me Ongezellig text to speech thingies I need themmm
R: 21 / I: 2

I hate Maya so fucking much

I swear to god I hate this bitch so much
I get she's the main character and all and I like that but what the fuck she has moments where she's so full of pride and refuses help like wtf?? Bitch you are nothing but a female neet you have nothing to be proud of. And then she goes and disses Coco (the best character my Aryan princess)'s dead parents?
Tf is wrong with you??
Nah but for real I think it's really cool that they made Maya so unbearable because it's more realistic. While many asocial people don't have the balls to even talk and hate themselves there are also a lot of who ARE unsocial because of this shit pride they have for no reason.
So, in conclusion Maya sucks ass but that's not a bad thing.
R: 1 / I: 0
is using tuxler worth it to bypass sharty permabans
R: 0 / I: 0
bye
R: 22 / I: 10
>Hear me out. Mymy is internally a Japanese nationalist who, after being disowned by her family, outwardly projects a false negative attitude toward the country and overcompensates with Dutch nationalism.
<
>>Owns a body pillow, a distinctly Japanese product
>>Still keeps a Japanese-style haircut
>>Wears an outfit noticeably similar to Japanese girls' school uniforms (see picture)
>>Insults Vera in Japanese at a moment's hesitation, despite being adopted at such a young age that she wouldn't have learned insults well
>>Knowledgeable about anime and Maya's "films" even though her hatred alone would not normally justify such extensive knowledge
>>Is searched for by her sister but not by her parents
<
>The only evidence that points otherwise is the Hikikiomymy illustration (assuming its even canon at all), but her obsession with Dutch culture could still have just been a result of growing tensions between her and her family, not the cause of it.
Mymyxisters, our response?????????
R: 12 / I: 0
>I remember life before the war… there was so much I took for granted…
R: 6 / I: 4

just hacked a 'blox account and group

join: https://www.roblox.com/groups/13975436/the-Jenna-invaders#!/about
R: 19 / I: 2
How many times should I smash her head against radiator while assraping xer without killing xer? (0 isnt answer)
R: 2 / I: 1
>Doesn't set up merch for Zellig despite having a merch shop already
>Doesn't set up a Patreon for internationals to donate. (No, idc if Fagnkie says it's "100-150 Euros extra from internationals that make up 10-15% of the viewership", that's still 100-150 potential Euros missed and lost)
>Sticks to some weird obscure Dutch version of Patreon instead so less people are familiar with it.
>No fucking presence on any social media besides YouTube and Discoal (Twitter is cancer, but it still is a great tool to get word out about whatever shit you want to shill and get people talking about it)
>Paypigs get 1 artpiece a month whereas people like Stonetoss crank out comic strip after comic strip and gets paid thousands by twittertroons.
>TikTok animators like Chikn Nuggit are apparently getting their own show on Netflix after cranking out Shortslop after Shortslop of their furshit animations, whereas the only new content of Zellig that gets put out is (again) 1 artpiece a month.
This dude might legitimately be the worst business man when it comes to selling your art to people.
R: 6 / I: 3

msunday

career ending gem coming
R: 1 / I: 0
WE ARE NVMBER ONE! HEY!
R: 9 / I: 2
f
R: 0 / I: 0

oldgems

OH MY ! this is the mandela effect or something
R: 0 / I: 0
i love maya
R: 3 / I: 0
Planning on using this song for our first ever Soyzellig Music Video. Any ideas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHotXbGZiFY
R: 7 / I: 0
new toss
R: 5 / I: 1
Classic Foenkie moment
R: 1 / I: 1
https://youtu.be/OK9F8IVb4Iw?si=AZRnIjTFA_iMLYg0
OMG, XER VOICE (Mymy's) IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!!!
R: 4 / I: 0
>The right man in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world
R: 12 / I: 5
https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/139806775#p139817019
4/co/troons noticed us
SHILL the ib by telling them to look it up on the soyjak wiki or by cryptic messages like "S()y is the essence of Zellig. Dot dolly doll, we are having a Party, and you are invited" beware of 4cuck jannies they will ban you for /qa/ culture
R: 4 / I: 2
who did this?
R: 0 / I: 0
>doesn't even stick around after deleting the first wave of spam
dock his pay
R: 1 / I: 1
hello this is my first time posting here or something
R: 1 / I: 1
it works again?
R: 5 / I: 2
How was ur day today? did you do anything?
R: 7 / I: 4
New 'lig lore dropped
R: 1 / I: 1
Here niggas, now stop using that low quality shit I keep seeing posted
R: 3 / I: 1
>Be indonesian
>Watch Ongezellig due to sharty shills
>Instantly hooked by the series
>Reminded my country being colonized by both and the references
>Doesn't feel anything wrong

I wish there's personality swap within Coco and Mymy
R: 14 / I: 4

music is a drug

>i LOVE blasting music through my headphones all day every day!
>music makes me not worry about a single little thing!
>it stops the negative thoughts and the voices in my head
R: 9 / I: 4
<Nothing personal Maya, I'm just somewhat exalted for the most important day of the year!
>mymy, its novemb-
<CHRISTMAS EVENING!!!
R: 2 / I: 0
GEEEEEEEEEG
R: 8 / I: 6
>Vera might actually be a slav
Verabros… is this the Slavic representation we could've asked for?
R: 18 / I: 8
which one of you GENIUSES figured the best place to advertise the zarty would be the fucking 'cuck. I would have been hard pressed to find a worse audience to shill to. Who's the culprit, I WANT NAMES!
R: 15 / I: 6
Maya is made for _____
R: 1 / I: 1
oh no no no zelligsisters, whats this
R: 1 / I: 0
heh heh test
R: 10 / I: 2
How would Mymy interact with other European nationalists?
R: 1 / I: 1
Please continue goofing up the thread. It's looking quite gemmy already.
R: 2 / I: 1
jannes deleting gemmy threads
R: 98 / I: 47

OPERATION "THANKSGIVING"

Listen up, Maggots!
The /co/omers and Associal are planing to make a thread on 23rd. Associal is really retarded and has "prohibited" other /co/omers from making/posting on zellig threads. For this lets give 'em a "welcome back hug" to celabrate their return

Our mission is simple:
When the thread drops, we raid it and derail it to oblivion.

BONUS OBJECTIVE:
We finish the second canvas and posted it there as a "welcome back gift".

Lets give them hell, zaryans.
R: 0 / I: 0
nigger
R: 8 / I: 6
not a single person on this website posted ‘lig before 2022.
R: 3 / I: 1
>Hallo allemaal, it's me Massa.
>I haven't really used image boards for a while so I might be a little rusty in terms of how things go.
>But I heard about this place from a few users and Foenkie on Discord and you guys seem cool enough. So I figured I'll do a QnA with you lot before I go back to working on my projects.
>And if you need proof it's really me, here's a sketch I did of Maya grabbing a rope and making a troon go ACK!
R: 9 / I: 8
New Dutch lore
Issa Zellig W, now Studio Massa can finally start work on Deel 7 the way he made the first Deels ???
https://youtu.be/NQJrYhqzeyo?feature=shared
R: 36 / I: 7
I got an hour, what all do you want me to post?
R: 1 / I: 1
<I can't believe robert mugabe murdered coco's parents guys this is so sad ????? ??? Wanna join ??? my free??gift card??? giveaway??? Click ⤵ the subscribe button?? ,turn? the notifications on ??? and finally leave a nice comment ??down below⬇⬇ , now without further adue ??? lets get on?? with the video▶▶
R: 1 / I: 0

/calm/ Zellig zone

Do you want to see God? Do you want to relax a little? Do you want a little bit about the meaning of life? Come here to /calm/ with her and listen to the lovely singing, which was like a new paradise for special people, including all of us.
R: 3 / I: 1
Biggest thonkerald from the /co/ thread just dropped
R: 5 / I: 1
Grim mymy xisters… will we ever recover?
R: 2 / I: 0
Requesting Coco and Maya brojaks
R: 15 / I: 4
We have Zarty slangs now? Please tell me more of them
R: 1 / I: 0
schattig maar
dit is niet
mymy
mymy is
smal.
R: 26 / I: 5
I call it "Ongezexecution"
R: 2 / I: 0
Is Coco married? She has a hyphenated last name on the wiki
R: 4 / I: 3

Stickers for shilling.

Alright, I made two versions of the sticker!

First one should be the "SFW" version
The second one is the "NSFW Ö " version

The sticker itself is 4x4 (4k px x 4k px) large and uses CMYK (so that it can be printed and look good).
I am not sure if the printing will look good, so somebody has to test them out.

The QR code take you to a magical place where all dreams come true.

I am also not sure if the texts will be readble, but it should be large enough.

The face of Mymy looks a bit weird, but I hope it isn't too much of a problem.

Let me know what you think : the good, the bad and the ugly.
R: 16 / I: 4

'LIG DOX LIST

ENTER OLD'RU AT YOUR OWN RISK
OLD'RU REFERS TO ONGEZELLIG.BOORU.ORG ==ENTER OLD'RU AT YOUR OWN RISK==

Owner of Hellpwnage on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)
Owner of SmexyMachamp on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)
GussyWussy on Massadonië (PEDO)
Foenkie on Massadonië (AFFILIATED WITH GUSSY)
Owner of SoSheolH on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)
Owner of ongezellig on old'ru (POSTING 'ORN)

old'ru targets don't have a lot of osint available so go after the Massadonië ones
R: 12 / I: 5
I think boobs are cool
R: 4 / I: 1
She betrayed us!
R: 14 / I: 5

Let's make a zellig thread on /co/

apperently, some people get pissed off, because they don't want zellig threads before thanks giving.
Let's make a colony.
R: 0 / I: 0
GET
R: 1 / I: 1
>ongyzengy
R: 2 / I: 0
soycvcks cant watch shows with girls in it cause it triggers their gender dysphoria
R: 6 / I: 3
the 200000th get on /qa/ is coming, you WILL make it a zellig win
R: 12 / I: 4
Who has the zellig CSS? Is it lost?
R: 18 / I: 4
What would be the good ending to Ongezellig as a whole? (Besides this show actually getting picked up and produced?)
R: 9 / I: 2
Some fag tore my shilly. :(
R: 1 / I: 0
/qa/ is alive zelligbros…
Its a party…
R: 1 / I: 0
whatever happened to that drawGOD that used to post on /qa/ and here, no pressure because i know school and stuff, just curious if he's made another drawing showing his improvement.
R: 2 / I: 2
As today marks the 58th anniversary of Rhodesian independence, Coco shall sing the anthem of Her Afrikaner brethren!
R: 9 / I: 3
The Hoi4 mod "Red Flood" has Vera hidden in the game files.
R: 4 / I: 3
zelligsisters, our response?
maybe attracting troons to the ‘toon wasn’t a good idea after alll
R: 7 / I: 5
Community mymy puzzle
https://puzzle.aggie.io/o6KyqR
R: 5 / I: 4
Whats your favourite 'zellig girl?

https://strawpoll.com/mpnbomQwMg5
R: 2 / I: 2
I will break your pelvis
R: 20 / I: 12
accurate or no?
R: 44 / I: 8
When will Ongezellig have its own vidya like FNAC doe?
R: 3 / I: 0

I’m think about something

What would happen if Zoot set up this site during the Soypocalypse?
Will this site attract more visitors? Or it will dead like other splinters?
R: 3 / I: 1
Five nights at r***son’s
R: 42 / I: 16

Soy X

Hello Zaryans
We needs more people participating Soy X, a raiding focus on upcoming events Glitch X
This is also a revenge for Glitch not picking Ongezellig in show reels
R: 3 / I: 1
>https://rentry.co/maya
Is xe ok?
R: 8 / I: 0
which one of you was this.
R: 5 / I: 1
Uhh…
R: 12 / I: 2

Find the Dutch Associalite

Let's play a game of "Find the Asocial, but in Dutch under the comment section".
Is this dude everywhere?
R: 4 / I: 2

Mymy character AI

what do I say next or something
R: 26 / I: 9
>Now that the soishart's wiki for this show has finally been pushed off the front page of Google, should we actually try and attempt to put together a detailed wiki now?
<…
R: 11 / I: 4

Dumb Shill Idea: Operation OIU (Orange It Up)

Idea inspired by this post I saw on the sharty.
<REDDIT
Basically we take tranny/leftoid memes and make characters look like Mymy killing them and niggers, share them online and add soyzellig.party next to the author names. It would help bring chud traffic to the site and increase troon rope rates, or something.
I've also provided a cutout of Mymy's hair just to make it easier to plaster onto characters when creating
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Can someone make an IAZ version of the chudjak think gif
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Another shilly

Put up another recruitment poster, After going over some of the constructive criticisms of the last I made sure it stood out more, the text is orange and I did a crappy little doodle of Mymy. Also btw the text is more visible in person my camera is just crappy.
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Little 'my
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OH NO NO NO MAYAXISTERS WHAT'S THIS
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Frooty toot toot responded to my post lol
but what does it mean that coal policing is now allowed? will subcultures be selectively eradicated?
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GASLIGHT 'FE QUEENS INTO WATCHING 'ZELLIG
https://crystal.cafe/media/res/24776.html

Simply bumo the thread, start conversation, and post interesting and attention grabbing images. Keep it on page 1 too.
We can claim so many more beavtiful 'fe viewers… Do it for them…
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>just found out zoot made many gemmy song covers
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT COVER THIS SONG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
https://wiki.soyjak.party/Songs#Ongezellig,_2023_(Parody_of_Holland,_1945_by_Neutral_Milk_Hotel)
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Cultuur Gebouw

/zc/ 'Zarty Culture Development and Formalization thread

ITT we suggest ideas and make OC to build the bases of 'Zarty culture so that we're distinguishable enough from the 'sharty and on such base we can organically develop the rest of our culture.
Since the 'Zarty has its' genesis in the union of soy culture and Ongezellig (hence the name Soyzellig), I believe it is most reasonable that it should take from both soy and 'Zellig to build its' cultural ground and create something entirely new.

So far we have some bases covered, such as "Zaryan" for the demonym of our userbase (alike to the "chud" or "soyteen" for the 'sharty and "anonymous" for 4chan) and the resurgence of some old memes such as 'zelliged as a replacement for gem/keyed/based.
Other things we could do is make a special soyjak variety of nate as most other splinters do or instead find a more creative way of representing zaryans. We could also invent a representation for Zoot.
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HEY HEY MYMY

ROCK AND ROLL WILL NEVER DIE
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RAID!

Hi, for anyone who wanted to participate in raiding that one tf2 youtuber, he is live right now on YouTube. We ca try suggestiong watching 'zellig to him since he isn't busy recording footage for another workshop review. I am sure we can convise him.
https://www.youtube.com/live/ih8sxCC_ldU?si=8ZLGRzhSm3az1UMg
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Zellig Liberation Army

I propose the formation of a zelligaryan organization by the name of ZLA.
The purpose of the organization would be threefold:
1. securing the existence and safety of zaryans on the Sharty as well as maintaining our presence on /qa/ and the other boards.
2. Reclaiming our rightful association with Ongezellig.
3. Shilling the Zarty, bolstering our ranks and expanding our sphere of influence
These goals would be accomplished trough a combination of creating OCs, raiding, algorithm manipulation, shill ops, gemposting, gaslighting, soyquoting and flexing.
We will use the Zarty as our base of operations and we VILL DOMINATE the soysphere and zelligsphere.
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>Sharty virtual divegrass cup
Do any zaryans want to participate?

https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/5208617.html
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The 1000th reply in the surfing squirrel /soy/ thread is a 'zarty win
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Why is z'ru down?
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Made this minecraft skin a while ago. There are better ones, but I think I did an alright job.
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The 'logs looking gemmy but could be gemmier
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>FNAC calls out 'zellig in description
Zaryans, our response?
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what did you use to generate xher also if its not problem send ai generated maya and coco here
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Story behind the schoolocaust drawings

Shoould we try to dig in more into this story?
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Why are /co/omers so retarded?
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<am sowee mayaw
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NIGGA, she is NUTS!
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Everyone, I am thrilled to announce that we have officially overtaken the transclitty in posts, unique posters and bytes of content.
Lets stay winning.
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Ask Us Anything

Hey everyone!
In honor of the 1 month anniversary we are doing an Ask Us Anything.
Ask Zoot, Zuz, Nöok or Xoot anything, and they will answer.
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Babe wake up, new AU just dropped
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New toss
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Mymyr from.selling or something like that yeah
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Put up a ad for the site irl lol.
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IT'S OFFICIAL
Some sharty user invaded corsica and Cicely on pixel.planet. Now there is a Mymy on the canvas.
I think it's a good sing we should finally do something ourselves on pixelpalnet. Post your proposals here. Just please make the correct colour correction.
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You WILL shill ongezellig to chris chan

It would be incredibly funny if we did, he is streaming right now as of the time of the post. Chris being a lolcow also allows us to get away with more shit. For anyone who doesn't know Chris came back to YouTube.
Stream: https://www.youtube.com/live/HoA5rK2pFZw?si=7djWIpjxtqu_3A9e
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bbc won btw
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There actually exists an Ongezellig subreddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/
Should we raid it or nah?
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does anyone have a new zip of good zellig?
the last one was 275 files and 1GB but was mostly coal
does anyone know of a new zip/can share their own collection?
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How do we get Turkey Tom to watch Zellig?
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CHOOSE A FIGHTER

<ORANGE!
or
glowy
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Dude, THIS IS JUST LIKE HOI4!!1!!!


>/co/ (Axis unwholsome vibes doe) starts strong and is unbeatable early/mid game. They spam low tier brimstone OC and have reached a lot of people. They get beaten by the zarty late game


>The Zarty (Allies) are week in the beginning, but late game they have made high quality gemeralds. The good guys win the war (JUST LIKE THE HECKIN AVENGERS!!1!!!)


>Massadonë (Comintern) is full of troons and is waiting to colapse on it's own. /co/ tries to invade der cord to try and connect itself with Massa. Zarty helps Massa kill all /co/omers and then THE 'OLD WAR STARTS!!!! ÖÖÖ


what you guys think? :3
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<when finally orang
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When she sees the TBP or something

597 posts omitted. Click reply to view.
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Is this real chat?
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Does Massa know that Japanese people aren't orange?
R: 1 / I: 0
WTF SHE'S REAL????????????
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Marge?
R: 5 / I: 0
Soyzellig.party:
>Total posts: 4,109
>Unique posters: 317
>Active content: 820.37 MB
thefrogpond.org:
>Total posts: 4,261
>Unique posters: 327
>Active content: 221.96 MB
you're getting there
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Attention Zaryans
Deel 7 just dropped

"Mymy chuds een school neer"
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mymni
R: 1 / I: 0
Mymy's red bow is like the cherry on top of a delicious orange sundae.
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Zellig episode idea #1

Mymy meets up with Captain Coal and has to team up with Kapitein Koek (the big bird cookie mascot she obsesses over) to defeat him and send him back to niggerhell or else Captain Coal will dox her ass and send pizzas and quarans and bibles and rapesons to her house forever.
Zelliged or sod?
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I'm making a gem and when I'm done (probably tomorrow) I'll drop it
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The Canvas Project Aftermath

Hello, my fellow Zaryans!

I wish to thank anyone who participated in the canvas project, which was sent to /co/.

The project, even if it was started unintentionally and as a joke, ended up being a gemerald. It has been shown once again that we have the ability to coordinate and creat something beautiful.

After sending the canvas to 4chan, we were greated with applause from men of culture. Of course, there were also some /co/omers who commented yet again on how "soyjaks are le bad and they killed Ongezellig" and how "/co/ will save Ongezellig once they remove any association with the sharty". For this all I'm going to say is the following:

I ENCOURAGE YOU TO MAKE/HELP WITH OC/PROJECTS MADE BY FELLOW ZARYANS!

Show them that we are capable of not only bearing fruit, but of high quality as well. This is also what's going to attract the groups of people that we desire for the Zarty and Ongezellig. Any ambitious project/OC shall be supported by the site. I will also try to help with anything else I can (drawing, animation, music ect.).

A current ambitious project is the animation parody "Zigle zogle". If you have an interest in helping out, please contact me at:
biohazardmaker332@gmail.com

There is the potential of a vidya project in the future. If you are interested, contact this email:
retardincel@protonmail.com

If you have gemmy 'lig images, upload them on the 'ru:
https://zelligbooru.party

The canvas thread has been moved to >>>/chive/253


God bless you and keep making gems.
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Zelliged and 'rangepilled idea coming from the 'cuck: https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/140180932#p140199011
(Few have already been taken however)
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Why is this shit entirely in Dutch? Is massa trying to spread his language and culture? Or is he too esl?
And yes I know there's an english dub.
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Almost gem, but it doesn't use AI Mymy for the voice so Iron for now.
R: 2 / I: 0

Uploading some AI songs to the 'tube?

I've noticed that there are some gems that can be only found here: https://mega.nz/file/w4EAnKCa#ipW1OtUpIwLrqfsO_6YlkDFStEUpdC1t-EH_3zdgfhA
Should we try to upload them on the 'tube to make them more accessible??
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do NOT waste your money on the gem defender game on steam. devs are anti-zelligNIGGERS
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IT'S UP

New 'toss
zelligbooru.party
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>Black and brown eyes are the pretty ones, are the pretty ones
>but the ones I like, the green ones, the green ones
>but the ones I like, the green ones, the green ones
Every time I listen to it I imagine Victor Jara wrote this song to Maya since Mymy has black eyes and Coco has brown ones
R: 3 / I: 2
post 'zellig videos, remixes, etc
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soyjak.planet.in defence tutorial thread

FROGCLITTY RAID!
A defence tutorial for clueless zaryans.

>a 'zellig drawing is being raided but I don't know how to defend it!

First download Tamper Monkey
https://www.tampermonkey.net/

Then download the pixel planet extension
https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js

Close and reopen your browser, if done correctly you should see a little box in the top right of your screen on the 'lanet

Second image is a guide I made for it from then onwards.

>I have the extension but lack the images! What do I do?

I will post every image needed along its' coordinates in this thread, and I call for those with new ones to post them here too with coordinates.

>it looks like the trannies won't stop! should we give up?

Raids will not stop until the project is abandoned by ronald, but our willingness to fight will dictate whether or not our 'zellig drawings and advertisement is worthy of remaining.
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CAT"""U"""FAGS COMPLETELY BEATEN THE FUCK OUT, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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I have an idea
https://youtu.be/igYYH_kGnEM?si=n9srvL1Vj8QHYbcu
This exept with Mymy, already started to work on it myself. Probably gonna finish it this weekend. Does anybody have the "hyperborea 1995" Mp3 btw?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZkTRe1qNsg
god bless my recommended
R: 4 / I: 1
orange website
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why dont we decorate this entire corner with ongezellig art
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REDDITNIGGER ADVERTISING ‘LIG ON ‘EDDIT.
RAPE. NOW.
https://old.reddit.com/user/Hoxxitron
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yo guys
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Operation team Fort Bourtange 2

A day ago somebody suggested to shill our beloved Dutch cartoon to streamers, to which my suggestion about shilling it to zesty jesus got a bit of attention since he is the most based tf2tuber. I d also like to add that tf2 community infamously likes throwing a lot of money at their favorite game, so if we reach success Massa may actually get payed for once. Zesty posts stream announcements to his disscord usually a day before, so I recommend joining and waiting until a stream gets announced. Then we all collectively join pre stream, and suggest watching 'Zellig, please act like normal people, we don't want him to think we are payed shilling bots, and ban or ignore us. If he actually watches it, it's an instant win, he is THE type of guy to like it, and have 0 problems with the community.
De cord: https://discord.gg/2xVsvG96Cq
'Tube:
https://youtube.com/@ZestyJesus?si=M-IGVR0EgMpiDe55
If you dislike the idea, please suggest a different guy.
P.s:
If AsocialInDutch reads this, remember, if we work together, we might both win, you and /co/ are not the only ones busy with shilling, not everything related to chuds is bad.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR HIS SHIT OPINIONS)
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schoppenboer = jack of spades = WABAS4BJC?? (japanese)
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Do you like cheese?
R: 3 / I: 1
>spyzellig.party
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Rhetorically asking, if I drilled her stomach would she be able to give birth later on in life?
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posting in /zellig/ because it's tangentially related
i tried stroopwafels for the first time
ignore the fact it's some russhit brand, i'm actually in serbia (as indicated by the mug, which is in serbian, and merch for a popular local-tourism location)
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Never noticed that the juice box mymy dropped in Deel 4 can actually be seen in the shot where maya is asking for help
Bravo Massa
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massa 'cord

I joined the studio massa 'cord and there's a guy in vc drawing clown porn on camera what should I do
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If she was real (she is, take your meds) I would first kidnap her, then after I bring her home I would brutly rape her also make sure to smash her head against radiator a few times. After that I would rape her again so she goes unconscious. I would let her regain consicence a bit and after that I would again rape her and smash plates against her head so she bleeds and feels pain. After all that I would lock her up in my basement feeding her so she barely survives and also making sure to occasionally rape her while breaking her limbs and parts of her body. She deserves all that.
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Template for pixelplanet

I hope the image saved correctly, still not sure how to share templates, but this will be the image. Even if zoot doesn't uncall me a nigger, I proved that I am realchud and not a /co/ user, a /co/ user wouldn't know how the symbol is called.
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Mymy's Onschatbare Offer
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We should advertise the Zarty by writing the site link on bathroom stalls and walls or something.
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Missing templates, the 'lanet's last shilling campaign

We have done quite good for ourselves reconquering half the 'lanet for 'zelligaryans, but something always bothered me, which is the loss of some of our gems to time. I have gathered here evidence of all the old gems I could find and now I seek the zaryan responsible for them so he can give us the template to these gems so we may rebuild them on the gap cobson left inbetween Coco and the 'plier, where I believe all three can be in without issue if planned correctly.
Also, for the zaryan that made the Coco between Maya and the chilean flag, please post your template so it can be fixed if 'litrannies or frogniggers destroy it.

PS: the smiling Mymy on her desk survives on the basedjak canvas, so I don't think there's need to rebuild it on soyjak canvas.
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Stealthshilling Organization thread
Take pic related and use any solid colour aside from white and paintbucket the background
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KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKK
WE HAVE AN ENTIRE IB FOR YOU TO REIGN AND RULE OVER WITH YOUR FAVORITE ORANGE FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>800k
Another milestone conquered, episode 2 deel 1 is getting more real every day. We might reach a mil by Christmas.
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is the sharty lagging out for anyone else?
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The 'planet got stale, whats another project we can do together for fun?
R: 1 / I: 0
CocoARYANS, is it over?
R: 21 / I: 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2Lbodl2XA
>Coco in the thumbnail
>Coco AI song in the video
Zaryans, is this a zellig w?

>ib4 theres tranime
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Hi, does anybody have this type of consept art? I am pretty sure those are not in the megalink. I am pretty sure those are official, there is atleast one more of those.
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Did you hear, zaryans? The 4cuck 30000000 /adv/ GET is coming, I say we make it a 'zellig victory
R: 6 / I: 2

Are niggers zarty culture?

Do you like ém?
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/AIZellig/

AI 'zellig thread
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Brojak is 'zarty culture
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/vera/ - old hag general

post her in this bread
R: 1 / I: 1
the tacagolue is healing
billions mvst post the zellig girls on sharty qa
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How come we never got a Maya or Coco version of this pic?.
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who eats while watching porn
R: 3 / I: 1
im innocent plz stop banning me
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You know what to do.

Downsides of growing popularity are inevitable reddit trannies. Gatekeep we will, and gatekeep we must.
r/egg_irl btw.
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the first soyzellig.party original IS HERE

watch in 4K 60FPS quality here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Hwy_q73FI
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Why is zellig popular on ifunny of all places
R: 4 / I: 1

JGS

JUST GETTING STARTED general
line go up edition
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Proto-IAZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAKY-o2m0PU
Proto-IAZ Gem
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/qa/ won
Red army won
Stalin won
William the orange won
Netherlands won
Trump won
Putin won
Franco won
Taliban won
South Africa won
Japan won
Vlad the impaler won
Mao won
Soyzellig party won
You WILL have sex
You WILL NOT die alone
You WILL get deel 7.
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Does anybody have a link to the Massadonië disscord? I cannot find it anywhere.
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We should get this guy to do a chudbob version of the zellig girls, or something. Dude seems to have the editing skillz for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c7zlMQpW68
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.
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>nigger salad will never be zarty culture
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Zelliged or Sod idea?
Sneed video for those who don't know: https://youtu.be/Xm57_92odRw?si=HVzlcM1iQAF8zPMJ
R: 3 / I: 2
What is she looking at?
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the absolute state of Massacord
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>Ongezellig soyjak wiki no longer appears on google first page
IT"S OVER
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The Alpha of Animation. The Breaker of Bucks. The Commodore of Comedy. The Don of the Dutch. The Enchanter of Entertainment. The Fashioner of Frames. The Guardian of Gezelligheid. The Hero of Holland. The Imperator of Internationals. The Justiciar of Jokes. The Keizer of Keks. The Lord of Laughs. The Master of Mirth. The Nurturer of the Netherlands. The Originator of Ongezellig. The Premier of Plot. The Quetzalcoatl of Quality. The Reaper of Reactions. The Shaitan of the Sharty. The Taker of Time. The Ubermensch of the Universe. The Vizier of Vision. The Wiseman of Wit. The Xenagogue of Xenophobia. The Yeoman of Youtube. The Zhar of Zaryans.

ENTER
MASSA
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Our boy Eduardo is literally being pooped on by the 'arty
Help him out NOW
https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/171669.html
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Geg
R: 4 / I: 1

Day 10

Hello Zaryans! It's me the guy who posted sketches on /qa/, then didn't post because school and stuff. Had time to draw Mymy today, turned out pretty well I think, definitely gonna draw more things on a bigger scale later.
I hope the recent pedodrama doesn't affect Ongezelligs rise to relative popularity, its also expected as discord was made specifically for neckbeards trannies and retards.
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Kill yourselves tranny faggots
R: 1 / I: 1
can someone make a zellig version of the heart holding thingamajig
R: 2 / I: 1
>Trannyjannies pinning a nothingburger raid that zero people noticed
>Cus uhhhhhh zellig isnt sharty kulchar or something okay??
Why do sharty staff pride themselves on being "neutral" yet exercise their biased views whenever possible
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TRVTHNVKE: Ongezellig is actually pronounced like "onkezellich" in Dutch, with the final -ch pronounced as in some Scottish words like "loch".
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me zallig now can me stay here
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Today was the 'zellig day, so I put this gif into my presentation I have worked for last week and a half (the main reason I didn't upload after exams btw).
R: 0 / I: 0
raid this dead website NOW
https://thefrogpond.org/
R: 6 / I: 0
What games do you like on 'Blox?
R: 4 / I: 8

the sharty /qa/ is looking dusty

paint the 'log orange
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Owari da
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There's an embedded pepe on the catalog, jan jans.
R: 9 / I: 5
ElevenLabs released a new feature where you can have audio translated and dubbed with AI from the getgo, no login or paywall (for now): https://elevenlabs.io/dubbing
<REDDIT
Tested this with a few zellig videos (they only output 1 minute at max for the results) and holy shit it is so fucking bad.
They all slurr their words and sound like they're baked out of their minds. 11 niggas, WHAT IS THIS??
R: 4 / I: 0
ROOTY ROOOOOOOOT IS A ZELLIGNIGGER
R: 12 / I: 2
Once we're done gemming up the 'shinny planet, we should gem up pixelplanet itself.
R: 2 / I: 0
FROG ALARM ????
FIXING TEAM HELP! ??????
R: 1 / I: 0
Is the missing sister Mimi canon? from studio massa patreon maybe?
R: 10 / I: 4
check TheFrogClitty now
R: 1 / I: 0
new coal splinter dropped

(Mindbroken)
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heheh ca ca
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1M Project

I'm rewatching Ongezellig now and I just saw that the first deel only has 614,144 views, despite being uploaded in 2019. This is why I believe both the site and the series have such low and stagnated userbase numbers. I believe the solution is to start a massive shilling campaign in order to make this number rise.

But how? How can all 10 users of this website achieve such a massive feat? I believe that we can manage, and if we coordinate ourselves with our Zaryans abroad in /co/, /soy/, /qa/ and elsewhere, we can attain the goal of making Ongezellig popular and building a vibrant community that Massa can take as inspiration to continue.

ITT: We formulate a plan to get all Ongezellig deels to 1,000,000 views each. Drop your ideas below, because we will revive this show or die trying.
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>zelligsters get their own ib
>log gets instantly deorangified
>frogcels get their own ib
>log does not get degreenified at all
ZIU NOW CHUDDIES
OIU
MymyIU
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Booruanon here, still working on it. Fixed up this dancing 'my gif.
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>the beach
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is this ib going anywhere ?
R: 4 / I: 3
never forget
Mayar from.selling
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/soy/ 5000000 GET is coming. You WILL steal IT.
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Hi, it's me, the guy who posted sketches on /qa/. Sorry for not posting the day 10 sketch, I didn't finish it because I had exams. I ll post it sometime tommorow doe.
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Almost there….
Maybe next time zelligbros
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Attention, zelligchads:
I'm working on setting up a new zelligbooru.
R: 1 / I: 0
>keyboard spam post
>5 responses
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IMPARTANT

https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4986803.html
you VILL defend zellig while I go to sleep
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TKD
R: 1 / I: 0

Marge what is this?

I tried looking up "ongezellig.com" since I remember it was a blank webpage and it had "maya, mymy, coco" as the Tab name, but when I saw it got shutdown I went to the wayback machine to look through the history and ended up finding this blogging website: https://ongezellig.wordpress.com/
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What pastry do you like most?
i really like apple pie it goes great with custard
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>Delete
>i don't care you built software for it, this is still a discord in anything but code
>Angeleno
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We should buy ad on shanty
R: 8 / I: 2
Someone on /co/ paid for another ad spot on Time Square (Nigga that's NUTS!)