No.14561
I'm a hardcore ongezellig fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other sisters where I would often play with Maya in her room and help Coco with technology, but one day as I was talking to Mymy, we went to her room for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with my parents and they agreed that you would be really fun to be around, you just have to do.. one thing" She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "…You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Dad said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?…" She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut…if you want it quick…Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun, I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be a fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
No.14562
kek
if you're not joking seek help
you won't live with the 'zelligs if you kill yourself, you just die and that's it
No.14563
I suggest you stop having these kinda dreams
No.14564
you should go for it
No.14565
>>14561Are you really going to let the jews win by killing yourself? Pull yourself together OP, the white race isn't gonna save itself.
No.14566
%look nigga, if ur actually going to do this stupid shit, can you at least attack the federal reserve for me please?
No.14569
shouldn't maya be the one telling you to kill yourself
No.14571
>>14561You have to perpetuate a schoolocaust before committing suicide, only then will the transfer work.
No.14576
>>14575perpetuate is even better
No.14577
>>14571This. Don't forget a GoPro and a good soundtrack.
No.14578
>>14577Remember to stream it
No.14590
>>14561lmao wtf this is keyed as heck
No.14606
>>14596i wish it was true though
No.14607
should i make this into a comic
No.14608
>>14607it would be so kino.
No.14609
>>14608what do i draw the main character as doe? is there a zarty equivalent of nate
No.14614
>>14609either chud, nate or that male maya guy
No.14641
>>14613he is from the camverse doe (multiverse like my marbel super heroes slop mobies :O)
No.14643
>>14641even though the camverse is canon though
No.14659
>>14651 massa has seen his art + his art is pinned in massacord art channel
No.14661
>>14659maybe the camverse could be canon, i wonder
No.14713
>>14660haha w-what are you talking about thats crazy
No.14720
>>14660fagonkie still deserves to be ‘oxed
No.14732
>>14611Sauce on this zem?
No.14736
>>14732I have a somewhat good idea on who the artist is and he draws porn so I don't think I should share it sorry
No.14746
>>14736no need for names. just give us xis home address and we'll fix him
No.20914
>>14736>and he draws porn so I don't think I should share it That's all the more reason to share it faggot.
No.20976
>>14721this is literally how demons work in all major religions, they disguise themselves as friendly figures and give you false ideas to try to harm you
No.21069
>>20914but then I'd be linking porn which is BAD!
No.21093
>>14561i want to pluck her eyelashes one by one
No.21121
>>21120Also, jannies, make file spoilered if it "slightly" breaks "some rule"
No.21122
>>21120too high effort not to be brimstone
>inb4 literally 1984 trannyjannies spoiler No.21123
>>21120idk how to feel.. this is a gem.. but it is technically 'orn…
>drew the swastika wrong award No.21131
You will meat the zelligs
No.21136
>>21120Niggerstone, and no amount of drawtranny skills, swastikas, chudboreas, TNDs will ever hide that fact.
Rope goontroon
No.21163
>>21120the fact that it is drawn well makes it worse because it's not just wasted potential but that potential is being actively used for coal
No.21164
>>21120also he drew the sneakers weirdly disproportional like how toddler shoes are designed
No.21191
Yu will meet the zelligs
No.21192
>>14561What did stonetoss imply by this
No.21193
is op still here its only been a month
No.21194
>>21192soyzellig dot party group suicide event is going to be lit this june
No.21195
>>21194meds nothing will happen
No.21196
>>21194It’s a nothing burger you schizo
No.21197
>>21196somethingwaffel albeit
No.21209
Do it you will meet the zeligs and have fun and play
No.21213
>>21120we're all hating but secretly we all recognize the gem qualities
No.21283
>>21212Godcord slept down
No.21288
>>21283oppositecord teaming up with using-lord's-name-in-vaincord
No.37800
>>37798this is a tumblrtroon type of argument
No.37802
>>37800Nigga they're 16 y.o.
Stop touching the little ones
No.37853
>>37802 nigga acting like average zarty 'een is much older, I remember there was a poll here and most are between 16 and 19 geeeeg. This is the consequence with nowadays OBSESSION with 'edophilia in the west.
<reddit space
zemmy pasta OP, mods archive this
No.37869
>>37802Evropa and my aryan ancestors approve. Muttistanians seethe
No.37870
>>37869Americans are White and right
Europeans are also White but seduced by (((don't know who)))
Think about it