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File: 1711547668856.png (514.26 KB, 720x720, Mymyhome (1).png)

 No.14561

I'm a hardcore ongezellig fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other sisters where I would often play with Maya in her room and help Coco with technology, but one day as I was talking to Mymy, we went to her room for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with my parents and they agreed that you would be really fun to be around, you just have to do.. one thing" She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "…You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Dad said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?…" She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut…if you want it quick…Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun, I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be a fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

 No.14562

kek
if you're not joking seek help
you won't live with the 'zelligs if you kill yourself, you just die and that's it

 No.14563

I suggest you stop having these kinda dreams

 No.14564

you should go for it

 No.14565

>>14561
Are you really going to let the jews win by killing yourself? Pull yourself together OP, the white race isn't gonna save itself.

 No.14566

%look nigga, if ur actually going to do this stupid shit, can you at least attack the federal reserve for me please?

 No.14569

shouldn't maya be the one telling you to kill yourself

 No.14571

>>14561
You have to perpetuate a schoolocaust before committing suicide, only then will the transfer work.

 No.14573


 No.14575

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>>14571
*perpetrate

 No.14576

>>14575
perpetuate is even better

 No.14577

>>14571
This. Don't forget a GoPro and a good soundtrack.

 No.14578

>>14577
Remember to stream it

 No.14590

>>14561
lmao wtf this is keyed as heck

 No.14592

File: 1711557664699.png (1.27 MB, 1036x1156, ClipboardImage.png)

Fell for the most obvious demonic psyop award

 No.14593

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 No.14596

File: 1711560456533.png (195.59 KB, 489x680, moppy.png)

Made everyone fall for a copypasta award

 No.14606

>>14596
i wish it was true though

 No.14607

should i make this into a comic

 No.14608

>>14607
it would be so kino.

 No.14609

>>14608
what do i draw the main character as doe? is there a zarty equivalent of nate

 No.14611

File: 1711572337747.png (509.97 KB, 981x1322, chudnmymy.png)

>>14609
I see everyone here as Chud irl

 No.14613

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 No.14614

>>14609
either chud, nate or that male maya guy

 No.14615


 No.14617

File: 1711572917114.webm (1.36 MB, 384x240, some nigga laughing.webm)


 No.14641

>>14613
he is from the camverse doe (multiverse like my marbel super heroes slop mobies :O)

 No.14643

>>14641
even though the camverse is canon though

 No.14646

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>>14643
>though

 No.14651

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>>14643
does (((massa))) know about camverse and the existence of mister mats?

 No.14659

>>14651 massa has seen his art + his art is pinned in massacord art channel

 No.14660

>>14651
>as if cam isn’t just massa in disguise trying to satisfy the zaryans so they won’t dox foenkie

 No.14661

>>14659
maybe the camverse could be canon, i wonder

 No.14713

>>14660
haha w-what are you talking about thats crazy

 No.14720

>>14660
fagonkie still deserves to be ‘oxed

 No.14721

File: 1711655293469.gif (1.32 MB, 255x249, 1694362967660.gif)

>>14561
aw hell nawww, actual demon possession itt

 No.14732

>>14611
Sauce on this zem?

 No.14736

>>14732
I have a somewhat good idea on who the artist is and he draws porn so I don't think I should share it sorry

 No.14746

>>14736
no need for names. just give us xis home address and we'll fix him

 No.20914

>>14736
>and he draws porn so I don't think I should share it
That's all the more reason to share it faggot.

 No.20976

>>14721
this is literally how demons work in all major religions, they disguise themselves as friendly figures and give you false ideas to try to harm you

 No.21069

>>20914
but then I'd be linking porn which is BAD!

 No.21093

>>14561
i want to pluck her eyelashes one by one

 No.21120

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>>20914
Uh nuh… Le bwc in the frame… How did he dare… dat is literally da pQrn™…

 No.21121

>>21120
Also, jannies, make file spoilered if it "slightly" breaks "some rule"

 No.21122

>>21120
too high effort not to be brimstone
>inb4 literally 1984 trannyjannies spoiler

 No.21123

>>21120
idk how to feel.. this is a gem.. but it is technically 'orn…
>drew the swastika wrong award

 No.21131

You will meat the zelligs

 No.21136

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>>21120
Niggerstone, and no amount of drawtranny skills, swastikas, chudboreas, TNDs will ever hide that fact.
Rope goontroon

 No.21163

>>21120
the fact that it is drawn well makes it worse because it's not just wasted potential but that potential is being actively used for coal

 No.21164

>>21120
also he drew the sneakers weirdly disproportional like how toddler shoes are designed

 No.21191

Yu will meet the zelligs

 No.21192

>>14561
What did stonetoss imply by this

 No.21193

is op still here its only been a month

 No.21194

>>21192
soyzellig dot party group suicide event is going to be lit this june

 No.21195

>>21194
meds nothing will happen

 No.21196

>>21194
It’s a nothing burger you schizo

 No.21197

>>21196
somethingwaffel albeit

 No.21209

Do it you will meet the zeligs and have fun and play

 No.21212

>>21209
satancord woke up

 No.21213

>>21120
we're all hating but secretly we all recognize the gem qualities

 No.21283

>>21212
Godcord slept down

 No.21288

>>21283
oppositecord teaming up with using-lord's-name-in-vaincord

 No.37784

>>14561
op is dead lol

 No.37785

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 No.37797

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I like the girls because they are always there for me, even in simple 2d form is way better that 3dcunts that are against me and only want see truecels suffer.

 No.37798

>>37797
They're minors

 No.37800

>>37798
this is a tumblrtroon type of argument

 No.37802

>>37800
Nigga they're 16 y.o.
Stop touching the little ones

 No.37803

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>stop touching the little ones

 No.37853

>>37802 nigga acting like average zarty 'een is much older, I remember there was a poll here and most are between 16 and 19 geeeeg. This is the consequence with nowadays OBSESSION with 'edophilia in the west.
<reddit space
zemmy pasta OP, mods archive this

 No.37869

>>37802
Evropa and my aryan ancestors approve. Muttistanians seethe

 No.37870

>>37869
Americans are White and right
Europeans are also White but seduced by (((don't know who)))
Think about it

 No.37871

>>37853
Got done



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