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Bob ## Admin 04/01/26 (Wed) 11:45:53 No.1[Reply]

Welcome to /calm/. The rules of this board are as follows: Only /calm/ posts are allowed. No arguing. No cussing. Enjoy the board. If enough zaryans like it, we might keep it a bit longer.

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Zaryan 04/02/26 (Thu) 10:35:26 No.57

>>46
Hates everything and isn't /calm/

Zaryan 04/02/26 (Thu) 10:44:54 No.58

>>1
this drawing doesn't make sense

Zaryan 04/09/26 (Thu) 22:12:34 No.91

boob…

Zaryan 04/10/26 (Fri) 14:15:50 No.100

>>1
Bob we god 100 posts on /calm/

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Zaryan 07/03/26 (Fri) 15:42:39 No.231 [Reply]

I love prehistoric life

Zaryan 07/03/26 (Fri) 16:09:39 No.232

>>231
why?

Zaryan 07/03/26 (Fri) 16:59:20 No.233

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I hate prehistoric life

Zaryan 07/04/26 (Sat) 15:43:05 No.234

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/calm/ games Zaryan 06/30/26 (Tue) 16:59:34 No.219 [Reply]

I'm bored for the summer and have nothing to do cause I live on an island. What're your favorite games to play to just forget everything and /calm/ down to? Not anything specific tbh other then try to name something not mainstream and that everyone here has heard a soyzillion times; I wanna know what you guys enjoy

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Zaryan 06/30/26 (Tue) 19:57:11 No.226

>>225
geg

Zaryan 06/30/26 (Tue) 20:03:51 No.227

>>225
very /calm/ing

Zaryan 06/30/26 (Tue) 20:14:43 No.228

>>225
I got postal 2 and women are so fucking annoying in this game. Most of the cops are whores who clitty leak if you open carry and then you have to shoot them all down its so annoying.(USER WAS BANNED FOR CUSSING)

Zaryan 07/01/26 (Wed) 10:59:45 No.229

>>225
postal 2 is my pick, while i do shoot the map up a lot while listening to music, the campaign is great

Zaryan 07/01/26 (Wed) 11:00:10 No.230

>>221
geg geg geg geggy
>>222
aryan

Zaryan 06/29/26 (Mon) 22:05:12 No.216 [Reply]

Top 5 most relaxing classical music for studying and relaxing

Zaryan 06/30/26 (Tue) 17:10:27 No.223

DOCTOS THIS IS NOT RELAXING

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Zaryan 06/29/26 (Mon) 23:15:42 No.217 [Reply]

i feel my /calm/est in the mountains… where do yuo fell /calm/?

Zaryan 06/30/26 (Tue) 15:24:38 No.218

My room when there's nobody around

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being calm won Zaryan 06/27/26 (Sat) 07:37:32 No.195 [Reply]

flow like water.

Zaryan 06/27/26 (Sat) 23:18:44 No.201

Get this nigger off my screen. Disgusting(USER WAS BANNED FOR CUSSING)

Zaryan 06/29/26 (Mon) 20:09:22 No.215

>>201
take a /calm/ pill

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Zaryan 06/28/26 (Sun) 19:27:43 No.205 [Reply]

I spent one hour arguing with some chuds in drenthe over Islam, I feel so sorry for these people

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Zaryan 06/28/26 (Sun) 21:24:06 No.210

>>205
thats not how you use chud you fucking nigger go back to xitter(take a /calm/ pill)

Zaryan 06/28/26 (Sun) 21:25:08 No.211

>>210
we are chuds doe, arent we

Zaryan 06/29/26 (Mon) 12:34:14 No.212

>>208
>>210
jannies siding with the mudslime kek jsid

Zaryan 06/29/26 (Mon) 12:46:16 No.213

Range ban MENA @zoot

Zaryan 06/29/26 (Mon) 15:31:19 No.214

>>213
MENA won

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How everyone day Zaryan 06/27/26 (Sat) 09:37:29 No.196 [Reply]

Hello Zaryans how has everyone day been, or weekend in general my fellas

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Zaryan 06/27/26 (Sat) 19:53:40 No.199

>>198
/calm/ VVON

Zaryan 06/27/26 (Sat) 22:59:25 No.200

hello my zaryan im feeling /calm/ today

Zaryan 06/28/26 (Sun) 07:19:01 No.202

Crowley is dis you?

Zaryan 06/28/26 (Sun) 13:39:32 No.203

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gm zaryans, just woke up, hope today will go well

Zaryan 06/28/26 (Sun) 13:40:12 No.204

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>>199

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Zaryan 04/16/26 (Thu) 15:16:52 No.113 [Reply]

Zems

Zaryan 04/20/26 (Mon) 22:11:34 No.115

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>>113
stay /calm/ and have a cup of tea

Zaryan 05/16/26 (Sat) 04:46:20 No.140

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Zaryan 05/21/26 (Thu) 02:33:42 No.141

Zemmy Zemmicus

Zaryan 06/19/26 (Fri) 15:49:24 No.190

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/calm/jaks r my fav jak trend

Zaryan 04/06/26 (Mon) 08:13:36 No.90 [Reply]

/calm/ music thread

Zaryan 06/14/26 (Sun) 13:35:03 No.187

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Zaryan 06/18/26 (Thu) 01:23:21 No.189

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Zaryan 04/10/26 (Fri) 00:24:45 No.92 [Reply]

All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
And the sky is gray (and the sky is gray)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
On a winter's day (on a winter's day)
I'd be safe and warm (I'd be safe and warm)
If I was in LA (if I was in LA)
California dreamin' (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day
Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Well, I got down on my knees (got down on my knees)
And I pretend to pray (I pretend to pray)
You know the preacher like the cold (preacher like the cold)
He knows I'm gonna stay (knows I'm gonna stay)
California dreamin' (California dreamin')
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Zaryan 04/10/26 (Fri) 22:04:11 No.102

>>101
Like button

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 14:57:36 No.130

>>101
I finally started it. image will be here soon.

Zaryan 05/08/26 (Fri) 00:52:39 No.131

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>>130
>>101
still isn't finished but I made it with a transparent background

Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 05:40:01 No.175

read this in the melody of all the things she said or however i am a xittercaca

Mingrelian Zaryan 06/13/26 (Sat) 15:17:31 No.186

>>131
absolut diamant

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Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 23:10:24 No.178 [Reply]

This board is very calm..

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Zaryan 06/09/26 (Tue) 11:56:28 No.181

>>179
tek tek

Zaryan 06/09/26 (Tue) 12:28:03 No.182

>>179
uhhh they actually have cartilage bones not true bones so this fish is actually fine

Zaryan 06/09/26 (Tue) 12:36:01 No.183

>>182
that's not true for all fish and they still take damage

Zaryan 06/09/26 (Tue) 12:37:36 No.184

it's okay to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings

Zaryan 06/09/26 (Tue) 12:38:16 No.185

if you got hit hard by a car even as a gooey man with cartilage for bones you would still probably die let alone be able to swim

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Zaryan 06/05/26 (Fri) 00:24:15 No.180 [Reply]

It's /calm/ because I just finished hacking a nigger baby to pieces with this machete(USER WAS BANNED FOR CUSSING)

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My face pants 05/21/26 (Thu) 20:27:15 No.144 [Reply]

My face when the here

Bart Simpson!AyHyfNKmIs 06/02/26 (Tue) 13:37:30 No.176

Ok

Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 13:38:27 No.177

>>176
BART! /calm/ing himself down first no way

ITT send cultural gems Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 18:54:38 No.159 [Reply]

the music doesn't have to be /calm/, it's only important that it lowers stress

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Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 19:11:40 No.170

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 19:13:44 No.171

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 19:15:23 No.172

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 19:16:56 No.173

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 20:07:57 No.174

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/warm/ Zaryan 05/30/26 (Sat) 20:30:51 No.149 [Reply]

take care love yourself or something

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Zaryan 05/30/26 (Sat) 20:45:41 No.154

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And we'll ride into the soyset together

Zaryan 05/30/26 (Sat) 21:30:16 No.155

where death coal.png

Zaryan 05/30/26 (Sat) 21:36:33 No.156

>>155
search maya rope on booru ofzo

Zaryan 05/30/26 (Sat) 22:37:38 No.157

hope giving gem

Zaryan 05/31/26 (Sun) 16:27:20 No.158

the legs look weird asf

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Bobyfog 05/23/26 (Sat) 04:45:47 No.145 [Reply]

hallo

Zaryan 05/23/26 (Sat) 12:05:37 No.146

>>145
I wonder if your still here?

Zaryan 05/23/26 (Sat) 12:33:15 No.147

>>146
lets hope not

Zaryan 05/25/26 (Mon) 09:27:13 No.148

112

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adventure Zaryan 05/12/26 (Tue) 15:49:25 No.132 [Reply]

Should we make a /calm/ adventure thread?

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Zaryan 05/12/26 (Tue) 17:08:05 No.134

>>133
I know how to edit images. can that work?

Zaryan 05/12/26 (Tue) 19:13:29 No.135

>>134
Yes we never really many adventure threads so anything should work

Zaryan 05/12/26 (Tue) 19:20:35 No.136

>>135
evendoe we did

Zaryan 05/12/26 (Tue) 19:22:56 No.138

>>135
>>136
>>>/zellig/40832
^flerd detecterd

Zaryan 05/12/26 (Tue) 19:51:12 No.139

>>138
that is over 10 months old. nobaldi is there

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hai hikikokex 05/03/26 (Sun) 13:43:08 No.127 [Reply]

hai

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 13:47:27 No.128

>>127
hoi

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 13:49:44 No.129

>>127
Hallo neger

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Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 18:55:07 No.123 [Reply]

i am sleepy
i wish to have dreams of exploring a forest an sitting next to a lake
gn

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 19:00:40 No.124

goodnight zaryan.

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 19:03:26 No.125

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>>123
A lake you said?

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 19:06:59 No.126

>>123
>>125
This lake is /calm/ing

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Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 10:00:59 No.119 [Reply]

Not alive brown body of a board

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 10:01:28 No.120

how would agugu react to this animal?

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 10:10:05 No.121

>>120
Hug

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 10:39:54 No.122

>>120
weh scary dog

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Zaryan 04/22/26 (Wed) 22:59:22 No.116 [Reply]

clam…

Zaryan 04/23/26 (Thu) 03:22:54 No.117

Clam? CLAMSTAPLES!?

Zaryan 04/23/26 (Thu) 07:49:54 No.118

>>116
/calm/ classic

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111th GET Phillips 04/15/26 (Wed) 08:22:35 No.111 [Reply]

Stay /calm/ and god bless zaryans

When dreaming I'm guided to another world
Time and time again
At sunrise I fight to stay asleep
'Cause I don't wanna leave the comfort of this place
'Cause there's a hunger, a longing to escape
From the life I live when I'm awake
So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask, "Can we stay?"
Can you take me higher?
To a place where blind men see
Can you take me higher?
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Zaryan 04/15/26 (Wed) 13:21:08 No.112

>>111
It's /calm/ing

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Zaryan 04/13/26 (Mon) 21:08:24 No.109 [Reply]

frick

Zaryan 04/13/26 (Mon) 21:09:08 No.110

this is obsessed

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Calm Nostalgia Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 09:10:03 No.103 [Reply]

Zaryans my water softener is not working right now and the water has a slight metallic smell (it’s a perfectly safe amount of iron). Evendoe it’s not a good smell it is comfy because it reminds me of being a kid when we didn’t have a water softener and it smelled this way. Do any of you have anything like this, something you are a little nostalgic for that was objectively worse?

Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 11:40:46 No.104

No

Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 14:13:36 No.107

>>103
whats a water softener

Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 15:20:12 No.108

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>>107
In places without a municipal water system, one of the most common ways to get water is from a private well. This goes down to the aquifer and pumps up water. Water can dissolve a lot of substances and the amount dissolves depends on the minerals in the local rock type. Water treatment plants take out most of the minerals before they reach the consumer, but because the well has no treatment plant it keeps all the minerals. Water that has a lot of minerals in it is called hard water, and the most common minerals in it are magnesium, calcium, and iron. A water softener is like a small treatment plant and it “softens” the water by taking out most of the minerals using salts. Hard water is almost always safe, but the minerals do have a smell and can leave small deposits around faucets (called hard water stains), which makes it worth it to soften the water. Some people even have softeners while having municipal water if the local water has a high amount of minerals or they are sensitive.

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Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 12:06:26 No.105 [Reply]

Happy Sunday Zaryans

Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 12:07:28 No.106

Sovl

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Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 15:27:38 No.84 [Reply]

Happy resurrection day! He has risen

Zaryan 04/06/26 (Mon) 01:11:11 No.88

Gem

Zaryan 04/06/26 (Mon) 02:41:51 No.89

❤️

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Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 18:38:15 No.85 [Reply]

I may or may not do this. I know it is not a healthy habit

Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 22:01:09 No.86

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Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 22:03:52 No.87

>>86
tsmt

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Zaryan 04/03/26 (Fri) 10:39:35 No.62 [Reply]

Jumu'ah Mubarak

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Zaryan 04/03/26 (Fri) 12:09:42 No.66

>>62
Sorry I celebrate Easter. But I hope your religious holidays go well

Zaryan 04/03/26 (Fri) 14:18:11 No.67

>>66
Jumu'ah is just friday, it's a day of worship for muslims, much like sunday for christians and saturday for jews
Thank you by the way :)

Zaryan 04/03/26 (Fri) 14:45:13 No.68

>>63
test

Zaryan 04/03/26 (Fri) 14:45:26 No.69

Ok good I thought I was actually banned

Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 10:57:37 No.83

>>67
67 boiii

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happy easter!!!!!! Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 04:15:17 No.79 [Reply]

i hope all your Easter mornings feel like audiorel

Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 06:23:23 No.80

>>79
Sovl

Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 08:19:21 No.81

>>79
Woke up White today, it's /calm/

Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 08:19:56 No.82

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