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Bob ## Admin 04/01/26 (Wed) 11:45:53 No.1[Reply]

Welcome to /calm/. The rules of this board are as follows: Only /calm/ posts are allowed. No arguing. No cussing. Enjoy the board. If enough zaryans like it, we might keep it a bit longer.

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Zaryan 04/02/26 (Thu) 10:35:26 No.57

>>46
Hates everything and isn't /calm/

Zaryan 04/02/26 (Thu) 10:44:54 No.58

>>1
this drawing doesn't make sense

Zaryan 04/09/26 (Thu) 22:12:34 No.91

boob…

Zaryan 04/10/26 (Fri) 14:15:50 No.100

>>1
Bob we god 100 posts on /calm/

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Zaryan 04/16/26 (Thu) 15:16:52 No.113 [Reply]

Zems

Zaryan 04/20/26 (Mon) 22:11:34 No.115

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>>113
stay /calm/ and have a cup of tea

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111th GET Phillips 04/15/26 (Wed) 08:22:35 No.111 [Reply]

Stay /calm/ and god bless zaryans

When dreaming I'm guided to another world
Time and time again
At sunrise I fight to stay asleep
'Cause I don't wanna leave the comfort of this place
'Cause there's a hunger, a longing to escape
From the life I live when I'm awake
So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask, "Can we stay?"
Can you take me higher?
To a place where blind men see
Can you take me higher?
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Zaryan 04/15/26 (Wed) 13:21:08 No.112

>>111
It's /calm/ing

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Zaryan 04/13/26 (Mon) 21:08:24 No.109 [Reply]

frick

Zaryan 04/13/26 (Mon) 21:09:08 No.110

this is obsessed

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Calm Nostalgia Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 09:10:03 No.103 [Reply]

Zaryans my water softener is not working right now and the water has a slight metallic smell (it’s a perfectly safe amount of iron). Evendoe it’s not a good smell it is comfy because it reminds me of being a kid when we didn’t have a water softener and it smelled this way. Do any of you have anything like this, something you are a little nostalgic for that was objectively worse?

Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 11:40:46 No.104

No

Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 14:13:36 No.107

>>103
whats a water softener

Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 15:20:12 No.108

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>>107
In places without a municipal water system, one of the most common ways to get water is from a private well. This goes down to the aquifer and pumps up water. Water can dissolve a lot of substances and the amount dissolves depends on the minerals in the local rock type. Water treatment plants take out most of the minerals before they reach the consumer, but because the well has no treatment plant it keeps all the minerals. Water that has a lot of minerals in it is called hard water, and the most common minerals in it are magnesium, calcium, and iron. A water softener is like a small treatment plant and it “softens” the water by taking out most of the minerals using salts. Hard water is almost always safe, but the minerals do have a smell and can leave small deposits around faucets (called hard water stains), which makes it worth it to soften the water. Some people even have softeners while having municipal water if the local water has a high amount of minerals or they are sensitive.

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Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 12:06:26 No.105 [Reply]

Happy Sunday Zaryans

Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 12:07:28 No.106

Sovl

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Zaryan 04/10/26 (Fri) 00:24:45 No.92 [Reply]

All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
And the sky is gray (and the sky is gray)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
On a winter's day (on a winter's day)
I'd be safe and warm (I'd be safe and warm)
If I was in LA (if I was in LA)
California dreamin' (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day
Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Well, I got down on my knees (got down on my knees)
And I pretend to pray (I pretend to pray)
You know the preacher like the cold (preacher like the cold)
He knows I'm gonna stay (knows I'm gonna stay)
California dreamin' (California dreamin')
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Zaryan 04/10/26 (Fri) 11:29:40 No.97

>>92
Tryn makes me /calm/

Zaryan 04/10/26 (Fri) 14:03:10 No.98

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>>97
Tryn is so /warm/ and /calm/ing

Zaryan 04/10/26 (Fri) 14:15:28 No.99

>>97
>>98
I want to make a calm for zellig

Zaryan 04/10/26 (Fri) 18:57:20 No.101

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>>99
okay, so what are your thoughts

Zaryan 04/10/26 (Fri) 22:04:11 No.102

>>101
Like button

Zaryan 04/06/26 (Mon) 08:13:36 No.90 [Reply]

/calm/ music thread

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Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 15:27:38 No.84 [Reply]

Happy resurrection day! He has risen

Zaryan 04/06/26 (Mon) 01:11:11 No.88

Gem

Zaryan 04/06/26 (Mon) 02:41:51 No.89

❤️

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Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 18:38:15 No.85 [Reply]

I may or may not do this. I know it is not a healthy habit

Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 22:01:09 No.86

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Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 22:03:52 No.87

>>86
tsmt

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Zaryan 04/03/26 (Fri) 10:39:35 No.62 [Reply]

Jumu'ah Mubarak

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Zaryan 04/03/26 (Fri) 12:09:42 No.66

>>62
Sorry I celebrate Easter. But I hope your religious holidays go well

Zaryan 04/03/26 (Fri) 14:18:11 No.67

>>66
Jumu'ah is just friday, it's a day of worship for muslims, much like sunday for christians and saturday for jews
Thank you by the way :)

Zaryan 04/03/26 (Fri) 14:45:13 No.68

>>63
test

Zaryan 04/03/26 (Fri) 14:45:26 No.69

Ok good I thought I was actually banned

Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 10:57:37 No.83

>>67
67 boiii

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happy easter!!!!!! Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 04:15:17 No.79 [Reply]

i hope all your Easter mornings feel like audiorel

Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 06:23:23 No.80

>>79
Sovl

Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 08:19:21 No.81

>>79
Woke up White today, it's /calm/

Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 08:19:56 No.82

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Good Friday Zaryan 04/04/26 (Sat) 01:44:05 No.70 [Reply]

Happy Good Friday zaryans!

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Zaryan 04/04/26 (Sat) 01:53:37 No.74

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>>72
>>"happy"(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Zaryan 04/04/26 (Sat) 02:09:15 No.75

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>>74

Zaryan 04/04/26 (Sat) 02:36:57 No.76

>>74
Coco would not do this she is calm

Zaryan 04/04/26 (Sat) 02:53:25 No.77

>>76
This. She loves Maya too much

Zaryan 04/04/26 (Sat) 06:40:07 No.78

>happy
marge

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Zaryan 04/02/26 (Thu) 12:10:29 No.61 [Reply]

The sun shines bright in the old Kentucky home
'Tis summer, the duckies are gay
The corn top's ripe and the meadow's in the bloom
While the birds make music all the day
The young folks roll on the little cabin floor
All merry, all happy and bright
By and by hard times comes a-knocking at the door
Then my old Kentucky home, good night
Weep no more, my lady
Oh, weep no more today
We will sing one song for the old Kentucky home
For the old Kentucky home, far away
The head must bow and the back will have to bend
Wherever the duckie may go
A few more days and the trouble all will end
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Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 23:36:37 No.43 [Reply]

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrops in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
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Zaryan 04/02/26 (Thu) 10:57:54 No.59

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Almost gemmy, My SoyZellig
Orange filled boards
AI threads
Posting is old there, older than nusois
Younger than the oldfags, growin' unbotherely
Zellig posts, take me /home/
To the board I belong
SoyZellig, Zoot's so gemmy
Take me /home/, Zellig posts
All my Zaryans gather 'round her
Chuds' lady, stranger to transexuals
Brim and dust, hidden on the last page
Stroopy taste of sproke, gems on the 'log
Zellig posts, take me /home/
To the board I belong
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Zaryan 04/02/26 (Thu) 12:07:19 No.60

>>59
Gemmy

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Zaryan 04/02/26 (Thu) 09:31:31 No.56 [Reply]

FEEL YOUR FURY
FEEL YOUR RAGE
ELEVATE YOUR MENTAL STATE(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 23:11:11 No.42 [Reply]

/RAGE/ WON KYS!!!!!!!!!!(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Zaryan 04/02/26 (Thu) 00:20:38 No.44

>>42
Calm. Be calm and think

Zaryan 04/02/26 (Thu) 09:00:16 No.52

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p-please calm down sir

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a reflection Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 17:55:49 No.30 [Reply]

I was raised in a Nordic Pagan household (we are actually Scandinavian although I realize now that it was always a cultural thing moreseo than a religous one) so I am not baptized. I recently learned more about Christianity and I really feel comforted and loved by God and the sacrifice Jesus did for all of us. I have only (and very lightly) researched Calvinism and the Reformed Dutch Church
>because I am a Zaryan also reddit space
I am looking forward to the day that I will go through with my baptism and rebirth, I fully understand that my old gods were more of a cultural thing and in that way I will respect them but only as a part of my culture and ethnicity not in a religious way. I felt like this was a fitting post here since Christ's love makes me feel very /calm/, thank you for reading.

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Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 18:34:41 No.37

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>>30
Wonderful post zaryan

Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 18:36:17 No.38

>>36
Of course, I would never associate with any kind of Church like that.

Zaryan 04/02/26 (Thu) 01:08:11 No.45

>>36
>a jarty version of the thing so to say
Geg

Zaryan 04/02/26 (Thu) 08:13:32 No.50

>>36
Who's more valuable, a european lgbt fag or a brown homophobic "based crusader"?(USER WAS BANNED FOR CUSSING)

Zaryan 04/02/26 (Thu) 08:27:23 No.51

>>50
If you are trying to have a gay orgy or a protestant church then obviously the first is better, if you want to have a church that provides moral guidance to your nation then you prefer the second option (in their own countries, if they are flooding your country it means your church is failing at its main task and you have too many heckin valid letter people voting left).

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Zaryan 04/02/26 (Thu) 07:35:24 No.48 [Reply]

DIFFICULT PETE OWNS YOU CALMTRANNIES, EASY PETE WNBAG, DIFFICULT PETE WON, ZWABAG, ANIME WON, I WON, CHUDS WON, TRANNY FREAKS LOST KEEEEEEK YOU LOST BOB LOST BOB BOIL IN SHIT FOR DELETING MY GEMMY SOYQUOTES KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK(USER WAS PUT ON TIME OUT)

Zaryan 04/02/26 (Thu) 07:37:42 No.49

Please calm down

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Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 21:23:19 No.40 [Reply]

Feeling calm. What a wonderful board.

Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 21:33:32 No.41

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>>40

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Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 19:01:12 No.39 [Reply]

>In the succession of night and day, and in what God created in the heavens and earth, there truly are signs for those who are aware of Him.

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Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 11:54:05 No.3 [Reply]

how was your day today Zaryan?

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Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 14:55:32 No.9

>>3
I'm cleaning my house

Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 15:01:15 No.13

>>8
tsmt zaryan
>>9
how much NAZ dust has accumulated?

Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 15:03:13 No.14

>>13
I found the Zellig altar, I made a while back

Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 17:14:05 No.25

>>14
whats the zellig altar?

Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 17:38:10 No.28

>>25
An Altar of Zellig, where I hope that we deels 7-12 and hopefully deel Ⱘ. Very calming.

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Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 15:00:50 No.11 [Reply]

Should make another /calm/erald

Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 15:01:11 No.12

>>11
yes

Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 17:29:08 No.26

Yes but take your time

Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 17:37:09 No.27

>>26
Put on some calming music like Bach

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calm Bart Simpson!AyHyfNKmIs 04/01/26 (Wed) 15:42:53 No.21 [Reply]

it's gonna be very hard for the belarussian to use this board(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 15:49:08 No.22

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quite a lovely day isn't it?

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Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 15:33:37 No.19 [Reply]

it's a lazy day
sitting at the outpost
the african sun is scorching
playing cards all afternoon
pass me the water bottle, will you?
the fan is moving too slowly
it cannot counter the inferno
who's going to eat like this?
we will rather drink like cattle
call it a fast if you like
it seems you are not paying attention to the game
I have the winning hand
>lays the cards on the table
…
>tranquil silence, or is it the hot air numbing your senses?
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Zaryan 04/01/26 (Wed) 15:34:04 No.20

also keep this gemmy board

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