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 No.75212[Reply]

>maya is literally me
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 No.114147

>>114145
she has no game. who would she cheat on me with

 No.114148

>>114147
coping award

 No.135828

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Ik ben Maya.

 No.136002

>>135828
avatarfagging as maya award

 No.136003

>>135828
ywnbm


/zellig/

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 No.128880[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

i was looking on the 'ru and saw these friend books that piss me off so much. here's my spergerald why:
<redditspace
Coco:
>I am good at: I don't want to brag
Bullshit. Have you ever met a humble 8 year old?
>I don't like: Wasting time
I sincerly doubt that any child would be concerned about something as insignificant to them as time
>Animal: Turritopsis Dohrnii
and
>What I want to be when I grow up: Very old
Are incredibly unsubtle in what it's trying to say. <Coco lost her parents! So she's like, le scared of death! So, she'd like thing that live forever and she'd like, wanna live forever!
Change her animal to something more realistic, as with all of the animals in South Africa, I doubt a child would pick something as ugly as a jellyfish. Change what she wants to be to something like a nurse or a vet, which shows she's always liked helping people (which is realistic!!!)
It's really, really on the nose.
Overall with this one: Very on the nose, and doesn't feel like a child wrote this.
<Redditspace
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 No.135718

>>135704
Ok saar

 No.135734

>>133970
>just be happy, you chud!

 No.135749

>>135704
Geg it’s come out early
https://archiveofourown.org/works/76552636/chapters/200346226
it’s kinda short thoughie

 No.135773

>>135749
Already wrote my review. It's got bones but it could've been better. I like the implication that Soei got into a food coma and lost her sense of time because of it

 No.136001

>>135773
>tags:
>will be finished in 2032 award
>took three months to finish one chapter award
this nigga definitely still lvrks here


/zellig/

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 No.127921[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Hoi, Zaryans, it's me, Zaryan! I'd like to tell you guys I've been working in my free time from college on an Ongezellig adaptation, NOT a fiktie, and I will publish it here once I make some final proofreading, a promotional artwork, and it's cover. It's totally OC, I've been working on it nonstop, and it's been driving me insane ofzo
<leddit 'ace
Here's from my preface for it:
>This work—novelette, fanfic, chamber-piece, literary adaptation of an online web series—whatever it is of zoiets. It doesn’t fit in any of them because that’s the spirit of what I’m adapting from.
I had two premises in mind when it came to an Ongezellig adaptation:
1. What if the Bottle Smack in the Pilot had consequences?
2. How do I make a story out of it?
<'igle 'ogle 'ace
Let me know if you have questions about what it is. I will answer them honestly without spoling much o algugu
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 No.135962

>>135937
thats not what pigeonholing means,you mean to say shoehorn

 No.135963

>>135961
yeah it’s just opposite to my view on the purpose of prose. in my eyes the point of a work is the narrative and that should be the focus. the elements should reinforce the narrative and the characters. when my prose works against my narrative i change the prose. i think an author can still write about what it’s about and who it’s about without becoming style heavy. you’re talented i just disagree with the aspect you are choosing to emphasize and making it intentionally obscure. i’ll read it when it comes out and i’m sure it will be high quality but you don’t need to send me anything early because i unfortunately guarantee the only thing i’ll have to say is that the prose should stop competing with narrative clarity.

 No.135964

>>135963
To me, a work is not just the narrative. Narratives compel people to feel things about them, in your cas you find my prose obscure, perhaps difficult, perhaps wanting. Transparent prose is amazing! I've read Chekhov's short stories as an example of simple stories that are enhanced thoroughly by their content. It's fine if you disagree with my philosophy, otherwise it wouldn't be my work. Simple stories still work, but I chose a simple plot told in depth instead. Narrative clarity is one thing, and that is your emphasis. It isn't my priority, and, like my book says at one point,
>That which is received is received according to the mode of the reveiver.
It's fine that you disagree. I think that's the point.

 No.135968

>>135937
>writerfail (and maybe pnegpng) are the only AO3 fanfic authors who can actually meet your expectations
I find it funny that writerfail is literally just an amateur with average skill and he’s the best one on that shithole

 No.135999

>>135968
i mean he's above average imo but still


/drenthe/

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 No.18420[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Didifoidblud what was the last movie you watched?
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 No.19831

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>>19830
prohibition did work though moron, maybe if you read a book instead of getting your education through jewish media osmosis then you would know. crime rates and alcohol consumption/related deaths dropped dramatically it was a total success but goys are much easier to control and milk when alcohol is legal

 No.19832

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when you add extra steps and risks of arrest it is enough to break the cycle for a large percentage of the population.

there are people right now who live healthy and productive lives but if all drugs were legal they would be a degenerate homeless drug addict, with the only thing stopping them is the ease of access to drugs. to say the same wouldn't be true if we had alcohol prohibition is stupid and the statistics from back then support it. it doesn't make for good hollywood media though to say people can be free and don't have to be slaves to their vices if we give them the structure to do it.

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 No.135854[Reply]

does anyone know how to get a girlfriend?
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 No.135992

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>>135990
WHAT ARE MAYAGEGS SAYING…

 No.135993

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>Sorry but I don't like disgusting faggots with autogynephilia

 No.135996

>>135975 bait or low IQ

 No.135997

remove the namefield

 No.135998

>>135854
kidnap


/drenthe/

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 No.17047[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Just a reminder that boog is just a sensitive young man broken by this cruel world. If you think that he is the problem then it speaks more about you than himself.
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 No.19808

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my handler says I have to be nice again or else, whatever that means

 No.19809

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actually I've thought about it and I don't have to be nice I hate all of you and I would not pee on you if you were on fire

 No.19810

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>being free from the zarty

 No.19826

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I woke up with a headache

 No.19827

>>19826
you reap what you sow


/drenthe/

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 No.19738[Reply]

>*RIPS FROM THAT FUCKING BONG* AAHHHHHHHHH MAAAAAAAAAAAAN… Tyrone? TYRONE!?! STOP FUCKING MY NAZI BITCH WIFE AND GET YOUR FAT BLACK ASS IN HERE YOU FUCKING N- OH, THERE YOU ARE. TYRONE MY BO- I MEAN… FRIEND… I JUST FINISHED LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA, FUCK HE IS AN ABSOLUTE MUSICAL GENIUS THE WAY HE MAKES PERFECTION WITH RANDOM SOUNDS… BUT UH… OH YES! I HEARD YOUR NEW JUNGLE BEATS ON THE RADIO AND AM NOT VERY HAPPY. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MENTION G*D? TYRONE IVE TOLD YOU G*D IS AN INVENTION OF THE WHITE DEVIL TO KEEP YOU DOWN AND FROM BREEDING MY FAT BITCH NAZI WIFE. I ALSO NOTICED YOU USED THAT NAZI CHUD DOGWHISTLE "CANCEL". TYRONE YOU STUPID FUCKIN NI- I… TOLD YOU THAT WORD IS USED BY THE CHUD ANTIVAXXERS TO SILENCE OPPISITION TO THE WHITE CHUD CABAL THAT CONTROLS THE COUNTRY AND PREVENTS THE BLACK MAN FROM SLAUGHTERING EVERY SINGLE WORTHLESS LITTLE DICK WHITE MALE LIKE MYSELF! HOW WILL WE EVER ESTABLISH A BLACK ETHNOSTATE AND SLAUGHTER EVERY SINGLE WHITE AND ENSLAVE THAT WEAK ONES AS SISSY SLAVES FOR THE GLORIOUS BLACK COCK IF YOU LET SOMETHING LIKE G*D MAKE YOU WEAK? YAKUB IS THE ONLY G*D YOU SHOULD WORSHIP TYRONE. HE HAS TALKED TO ME AND TOLD ME TO KILL YOU AND MY FAT NAZI SLAG WIFE IF YOU CONINTUE DOWN THIS PATH… IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? FOR MY WHITE BLUE EYED BLONDE NAZI WIFE IMPREGNATED WITH YOUR GODLIKE BLACK SEED TO DIE? BECAUSE I WLL DO IT. SHE ISNT THE FIRST NAZI BITCH I HAVE KILLED BECAUSE OF YOUR FAILURES. ILL FUCKING TEAR THAT INFIDEL BABY OUT OF HER NAZI WOMB AND EAT IT INFRONT OF YOU IF YOU KEEP LETTING THESE CHUDS INFLUENCE YOU FUCKING DUMB NIG- HA… YOU KNOW WHAT TYRONE… LET US JUST CALM… LET ME PUT SOME JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMAON AND SMOKE SOME OF YOUR NIGGERLICIOUS DANK WEED. HA… YES… ONLY PURE STOCK LIKE YOU CAN MAKE WEED THIS GOOD… LET ME JUST GO GET MY FAT NAZI BITCH WIFE AND SHE CAN HAVE SOME TOO… HOPEFULLY IT WONT AFFECT YOU PERFECT GODLIKE BLACK SPAWN… (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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 No.19813

worth the ban

 No.19815

>>19813
Boog aka the soylatoon tranny deserves a ban more that this OP

 No.19823

>>19738
jefre cantu ledesma posting wabag

 No.19824

Jannies hate jefrecantu posting, they're confirmed Mossad assets

 No.19828

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>Boog aka the soylatoon tranny deserves a ban more that this OP


/zellig/

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 No.135783[Reply]

Hello my fellow zaryans. Where is the next shooting going to take place?
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 No.135967

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>shooting up a school during the school break(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.135982

>>135967
Mods why did you do this… Explain it to me personally

 No.135983

>>135982
because it's a giga and not a soyjak, meaning that shootings are giga, which they arent

 No.135994

>>135983
they are doe?

 No.135995

>>135994
kys glownigger


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 No.31662[Reply]

Yana spotted in the wild?
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 No.31665

>>31664
this post is still under an hour old, you still have time to delete it.

 No.31666

>>31662
Isn't that the female chud?

 No.31667

>>31662
obsessed

 No.31668

>>31662
That's not Yana, it's femchud

 No.31669

Also you're obsessed kys yanatranny


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 No.135969[Reply]

would mymy, maya and coco be considered a "foid"?

 No.135974

>>135969
Only Mymy and Coco, Maya has too much autism

 No.135981

>>135969
Yes? They are born female?

 No.135985

>>135974
Maya is the worst one wothy of being called one

 No.135986

>>135969
Brimstone image OP, kill yourself
>>135974
Nah Mymy is both Autistic and hecking trad or something so she wouldn't be a braindead foid, all three would technically be foids doe since they're all girls?

 No.135987

sometimes i feel like i dont belong to my own body, it's as if i was a foid all along…


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