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i was looking on the 'ru and saw these friend books that piss me off so much. here's my spergerald why:
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Coco:
>I am good at: I don't want to brag
Bullshit. Have you ever met a humble 8 year old?
>I don't like: Wasting time
I sincerly doubt that any child would be concerned about something as insignificant to them as time
>Animal: Turritopsis Dohrnii
and
>What I want to be when I grow up: Very old
Are incredibly unsubtle in what it's trying to say. <Coco lost her parents! So she's like, le scared of death! So, she'd like thing that live forever and she'd like, wanna live forever!
Change her animal to something more realistic, as with all of the animals in South Africa, I doubt a child would pick something as ugly as a jellyfish. Change what she wants to be to something like a nurse or a vet, which shows she's always liked helping people (which is realistic!!!)
It's really, really on the nose.
Overall with this one: Very on the nose, and doesn't feel like a child wrote this.
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i am going to create tboi versions of all ‘zellig characters plus extras, here are isaac versions of the main girls (evan doe i made a thread like two months ago)

IM GONNA PUKE

i got kicked out of my house and am currently homeless who lives in las vegas nevada and wants to house me. i have 100 dollars in cash i can give to you(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

- Anyone can add a frame
- Only hand drawn
- No rules just add a frame
- Anyone can improve existing frames
- We need our top IQ soldiers to invent a good script thats not just edgy

First ever community made animation film. Get to work NOW!!

do i pass as white and aryan? everyone in my village tells me i look white

>cocofrog
>soymy
Why doesn't Maya get anything iconic? Very sad.

You will never be a real mass shooter. You have no motive, you have no manifesto, you have no combat skills. You are a homosexual man twisted by the Internet and discord groups into a crude mockery of Tarrant’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your botched suicide behind closed doors.

Chuds are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed chuds to sniff out failed normies with incredible efficiency. Even failtrolls who “blend in” look uncanny and unnatural to a chud. Your interests are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to spawn a couple of copycats, they'll end up the same way you did the second their shitty telegram bought guns jam.

You will never be white. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a gun, write some bullshit on a google doc, go to your nearest police station, and commit suicide by cop. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with an unmarked headstone, as to avoid every passerby for the rest of eternity spitting on your grave. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably brown.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

Why does this exist