No.30925
>the Jewish milf isn't an option
holy fail
No.30926
newest coal mine just dropped
No.30932
bump (vote mymy)
No.30934
don't vote
No.30966
OP enable comments
No.30975
42 people here, I didn't expect that many honestly, it's a rather small splinter.
No.30981
>>30972MayaGODs…. Did we win..
No.30987
Mymy is perfect gf material (im 18 and shes 16 you pedo-obsessed niggers, also consent age in my country is 15 so its both legal and moral)
Coco is a material for being my best friend, with her soft and caring personality I could traumadump her for hours and she would listen and support me.
Maya is literally me. And I fucking loathe myself. How could I like a character that is literally me?
But if the question is like about how do I find the character design, and not my autistic imagination of what they would be irl, then still Mymy on da 🔝, but Maya on the second place.
No.30989
>30988
zaryan finds out what paragraphs are, 2024 colorised
No.30990
>>30989 missed one arrow award
No.30991
>>30989this is either incredibly good bait or you are oblivious to what reddit spacing is
No.31005
But there already was such 'poll
No.31007
>30991
I know what reddit spacing is but ive always been typing like this on any site or communicator.
I just prefer to keep paragraphs separated from each other because imo it looks better than traditional paragraphs, without empty space in between.
No.31008
>>31007I cant fucking believe I did it again. I guess that now I must admit being a newfag not used to this archaic retarded reply system
No.31009
>>31007Then use reddit instead obsessing over us
No.31011
>>31009 I only said that im a newfag, I never mentioned using reddit you handicapped nigger
yall were newfags once too. gatekeeping makes sense on sites like sharty or 4cuck, but 'zellig is very small community so without newfags it would be completely dead in a couple months.
trvtknuke
No.31012
>>31008Nigger, not only you
Just search for old threads (3-8 months ago) in the 'log and you'll see that there are many posts with empty paragraphs
I also usually don't use this "reddit space", but Ive been here longer than a lot of the Zaryans (relatively, of course)
<It's actually Mymy space trouwens because it's orange of zoiets No.31014
>>31011>>31012Still, reddit is better for you albeit
Also you finally learned how to replying to someone's post, you're growing up!
No.31029
>>30987mayaGODs always win no one would date Mymy irl, she has a strong little-sister vibe, both in appearance and behavior. She's much cuter than she is girlfriend material. Coco is alright-kind and good-looking, though kinda naive.
Maya, however, is the wisest choice; she's the ultimate total zaryan victory. Consider this: Coco is already happy, surrounded by friends and options, she doesnt NEED you at all. Mymy, as mentioned before, is childish and seems content with her own friends and interests already, also liking a ton of chud/boy-ish stuff. She's much better suited as a friend/lil-sis.
Now MAYA is the real deal. The only apparent concern/thing that makes Coco ('n maybe Mymy) sad is the fact that Maya is a suicidal isolated friendless person. Maya is genuinely sad, without friends or anyone to talk to; she's also attractive so that shouldn't be an issue. Choosing her would increase the hapiness of all three girls, specially Maya, without taking out their dynamics (you'd still be able to be friends with Mymy and talk to Coco). Her parents would likely be very happy too and attached to you, as according to Maya they're the type that would be happy with maya having a single friend, let alone a bf (assuming you aren't a trueGODcel that is). Maya would also probably be the most attached to you out of the three since she has no one else + Coco and Mymy would intrisically like you for making Maya happy + probably more sociable. MayaGODs always WIN + if you don't pick her she'll just blow her brains out in 2-5 years time and will make everyone sad
maya won
No.31035
>>31029as according to MASSA* award
No.31037
>>31029Holy shit what an atwaarbom
No.31040
Vera won because no one who voted for her is a pedo
No.31057
>>31029It's, in places, superficial, and you don't count the personal feelings (albeit you sometimes note about those), as a result I would retort about many statements. Whatever, that was genuinely a satisfactory read, I could make a lot of good points in your essay, so we may even recommend it to the new zaryans in particular and to new 'zelligfans in general
No.31058
>>31040Thus everyone who voted for her is a jewish fetishist
No.31060
>>31058nothing wrong with loving Jewish queen vera
No.31063
>>31060She's not jewish doe
No.31066
>>31063Mossad psyop over here
No.31068
>>31066>slavic name>dutch surname>normal nose>likes alcohol and violence against children>not much else is known about herHow is she jewish?
No.31083
>>31029yes mymy is more of a cute one but I've always liked cute and energetic ones as a gf material more, whilst more wise and mature girls as friends
mymy being sociable and happy and energetic could influence my maya-ish personality in a good way, meanwhile I could make her slightly more reasonable or sth. kind of mutual benefits. I really wouldn't want to date something who is just like me
Also my unreasonable immature retarded autistic ass have always caused me to be more in a position of having to be taken care of, instead taking care of someone. I hate this so mymy and her wacky ass personality would finally put me into the figure of the more mature one, taking care of my gf. fitting le traditional aryan relationship dynamics.
lastly, I like all kinds of racist amd generally inappropriate jokes, and mymy seems to enjoy them the most of all 3
No.31086
>>31029This. Mymy is too tiny and weak to be true gf material (thus why she gets cucked by Kiki) and Coco has unresolved anger issues+retard strength (dangerous).
Maya on the other hand is just an autistic gooner so she'd just go along with anything you wanted. You could make her go anywhere you wanted and even hold hands in public while there and she wouldn't say a word in protest
No.31087
>>31086>so she'd just go along with anything you wanted. You could make her go anywhere you wanted and even hold hands in public while there and she wouldn't say a word in protestZaryans..?
No.31088
>>31086I know yall want your gf to be 100% obedient female simp, but I'd hate this. Passive ass insecure gf like maya who would agree to everything I say but prolly never show any initiative from herself would make me feel im dating a doll, and wouldn't give me any sense of accomplishment.
No.31090
>>31088I think some people here would be perfectly fine with a doll, kinda connects to the whole unattainable goal/cope to justify one's shitty life
No.31099
Coco is the best option, she looks more mature and knows how to behave appropriately compared to her autistic sisters.
No.31102
>>31099that's exactly why I wouldn't want coco as gf. she would make me feel immature and childish and retarded, more like her younger brother than bf. thus deepening my inferiority complex
No.31103
>>31088What do you mean by accomplishment? The less your gf loves you, the less she accepts your leadership as a man, the more proud it makes you feel?
No.31114
>>31086maya essay op here - I'll summarize my stance since some ppl misunderstood it
COCO - very attractive, kind but naive and apparently boring - is happy, popular and only apparent concern is maya's brainrot = good if u have some mommy fetish idk + doesnt need u
MYMY - cute, too childish, likes chud/boy stuff, not a BAD option, but would prob be best as a friend - is happy, has friends, maybe concerned by maya's brainrot = you prob wont change much, shell control you + doesnt need you
MAYA - attractive, (not childish), gamer/chronically online, seems interesing - NO friends, depressed, isolated, craves affection and NEEDS you, result depends on what type of person you are, but best case scenario (aka ur not an asshole) = you make her very happy and more sociable, you make her sisters and family happy for her/probably like you a lot + she would be the most attached to you for sure… MAYA WON! btw being socially awkward isn't her personality, she does have one that i'd say is the closest one to most folks here, it's just hidden under her brainrot and social isolation
No.31117
>>31103I dont wanty gf to think of me as her master, but as her partner. I would def feel more loved by mymy as she knows better how to express her emotions, and Maya would prob do nothing unless I ask her to.
No.31119
>>31114okay, now I get you.
>shell control youI def aint a person to get controlled by someone. Im insecure but I have some dignity, if I got comfortable around her enough to date her, I would def be comfortable and confident enough to set some borders in our relationship.
No.31120
>>31117Fair. The biggest downside of Maya is that she'd probably be really insecure, mainly at the start, so she'd need constant reasurrance. She'd probably be too submissive and a yesman, so it'd be tiring to change that, but it's possible and that's the ONLY subjective downisde (some ppl are into submissive gfs)
Mymy is still a fair choice tho, I just think she's far superior as a good friend
Coco is the PERFECT sister-in-law. You'd be able to talk to her just fine about my/ma and have sum good conversations, but that's it. She's perfectly balanced in being kind and uninteresing enough to have as that close/distant-ish friendly sis in law
No.31122
>>31117I guess it depends on what type of person you are and what experiences with others you have. I personally like to take care of others and usually make better decisions than them so it's only natural for me that I prefer a gf that would be agreeable and wouldn't try to play any domination games with me.
No.31123
i love ongezellig soooooo much it fills me with so much joy…
No.31124
I chose Maya because I want to make up for my own wasted teenage years by helping her avoid what I did. If I had a normal high school experience I'd go with Coco.
No.31125
>>31060Then, I assume, Coco will kill her as much as da Joooooz did kafferization of SA of zoiets
No.31127
>>31122Im kind of in between - on one hand im retarded immature autist, so being with coco would make me feel inferior and having to be taken care of.
on the other, submissible yesman gf like maya isnt my thing neither. it would feel like dating ai. doesn't fit my fantasies about a cute lovely gf who greets me in the morning running up to me to giving me a kiss, while also being on normal terms with me and not treating me like some god of hers.
Mymy being the perfect 'in between' option
No.31128
is this datamining
No.31133
>>31132yandere coco will be real in 32 hours
No.31134
Also fuck this all meta trying to reasonably analyze them. Mymy just has the best looks and style for me and the best vibe.
whom my heart chooses doesn't depend on my will. if it did, world would be a better place.
No.31138
>>31134tbf the analysis in the thread have been fair and left room for discussion
No.31141
>>31088Exactly! Coco has much more soul in this aspect and also has concrete problems with +- concrete solutions. I sincerely wish that she no longer had vague feelings and dark fleshbacks when heards “farm” or “Potgieter”, you know.
>>31099bQmbed this thread with trvthnvke award
>>31103He (and I too) means that Maya's bf would be as just copium self-deception for her, and I believe she should keen more on her "Island" dream (if you understand what I talking about)
>>31114>COCO - very attractive, kind but naive and apparently boring - is happy, popular and only apparent concern is maya's brainrot = good if u have some mommy fetish idk + doesnt need usophistic view. Coco's reoccupation with Maya is inextricably linked with her problematic tragedic past, so that question isn't so effortless as you think. Furthermore, her “happiness” and “motherly behaviour” are, properly speaking, the misinterpreted social mask and hidden sincere experiences. And yeah, she wouldn't find you(conditionally) needless for her.
Ultimately, everyone will have their own opinion even though after this, I can't contain my feelings inside anymore. I was being need to speak up.
No.31145
>>31143I hate kaffers trouwens.
No.31147
>>31141yes, coco does have all the qualities you mentioned. but for me personally, they fit better for a great female friend than girlfiend.
I have friend like that, and probably for the reason she's the only person I have a regular contact with and a great relation with since like 3 years.
>>31143Im the person who was originally called out for using reddit spacing, that nigga you replied to either stole my style or just joined this thread.
No.31152
>>31141that's why coco is peak girl-friend material, mymy is peak friend material and maya is peak girlfriend material
No.31156
>>31141>she should keen more on her "Island" dream (if you understand what I talking about)I don't
No.31182
>>31156See her child drawing from the wall (no I didn't mean Virgin Islands you filthy sodomite)
No.31184
>>31157
Yosack Jaki's hands had written it
No.31214
This was a great thread. Things like this make me keep getting back on this goddless site.
No.31235
>>31133ZOOOOOT we're waiting for it
No.31238
>>31237>made a thread>immediately archived it before it got deletedYep, it's a shartypedo falseflag
No.31245
>>31241
Did he commission it? How the fuck would he know that a literal who drawfag drew zellig porn and post it here immediately after it was released.
No.31247
>>31245most likely
nigga spent money to attempt to make us look bad GEG
No.31251
>>31247it's all fun and games until you realise it's drawn in Cam's style
No.31254
does anyone have the full res diaper image?
No.31257
>>31251Wat de foek, Caaaam
No.31259
this can't be what the blackmailer meant right? it can't be
No.31260
>>31254i was considering saving it, but i was too repulsed
No.31262
>>31259MAAAAAAARGGGEEEE, I want context
No.31263
>>31259>>31262Cam's dirty secrets will all be revealed one by one just wait
No.31266
>>31265c.a.m. , short for "Child Abuse Material", he is a discorder who makes zellig comics
No.31269
>>31266Thank you for answering
No.31270
>>31251Meds, its a differentGOD so that's not him. Some elements is shitty traced and Mymy's chest is not much flat.
No.31271
>>31270What you are even talking about
No.31273
>>31271Cam loves Mymy's delicious flat chest so he would never draw Mymy with tits
No.31516
>>31501can i get this art without the swastikas and shiet its kinda cute
No.31519
>>31516do it yourself, you have paint don't you