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 No.30923[Last 50 Posts]

 No.30925

>the Jewish milf isn't an option
holy fail

 No.30926

newest coal mine just dropped

 No.30927

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>>30925
Fixed

 No.30932

bump (vote mymy)

 No.30934

don't vote

 No.30940

>>30923
9 votes lul

 No.30966

OP enable comments

 No.30967


 No.30972

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vote maya or something…

 No.30975

42 people here, I didn't expect that many honestly, it's a rather small splinter.

 No.30981

>>30972
MayaGODs…. Did we win..

 No.30987

Mymy is perfect gf material (im 18 and shes 16 you pedo-obsessed niggers, also consent age in my country is 15 so its both legal and moral)

Coco is a material for being my best friend, with her soft and caring personality I could traumadump her for hours and she would listen and support me.

Maya is literally me. And I fucking loathe myself. How could I like a character that is literally me?







But if the question is like about how do I find the character design, and not my autistic imagination of what they would be irl, then still Mymy on da 🔝, but Maya on the second place.

 No.30988

>>30987
<reddit spacing

 No.30989

>30988

zaryan finds out what paragraphs are, 2024 colorised

 No.30990

>>30989 missed one arrow award

 No.30991

>>30989
this is either incredibly good bait or you are oblivious to what reddit spacing is

 No.31005

But there already was such 'poll

 No.31006


 No.31007

>30991
I know what reddit spacing is but ive always been typing like this on any site or communicator.

I just prefer to keep paragraphs separated from each other because imo it looks better than traditional paragraphs, without empty space in between.

 No.31008

>>31007
I cant fucking believe I did it again. I guess that now I must admit being a newfag not used to this archaic retarded reply system

 No.31009

>>31007
Then use reddit instead obsessing over us

 No.31010

>>31007
How old are you?

 No.31011

>>31009
I only said that im a newfag, I never mentioned using reddit you handicapped nigger


yall were newfags once too. gatekeeping makes sense on sites like sharty or 4cuck, but 'zellig is very small community so without newfags it would be completely dead in a couple months.

trvtknuke

 No.31012

>>31008
Nigger, not only you

Just search for old threads (3-8 months ago) in the 'log and you'll see that there are many posts with empty paragraphs

I also usually don't use this "reddit space", but Ive been here longer than a lot of the Zaryans (relatively, of course)


<It's actually Mymy space trouwens because it's orange of zoiets

 No.31013

>>31011
>hoewel we didn't, don't and will don't mind newGODs

 No.31014

>>31011
>>31012
Still, reddit is better for you albeit
Also you finally learned how to replying to someone's post, you're growing up!

 No.31029

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>>30987
mayaGODs always win no one would date Mymy irl, she has a strong little-sister vibe, both in appearance and behavior. She's much cuter than she is girlfriend material. Coco is alright-kind and good-looking, though kinda naive.

Maya, however, is the wisest choice; she's the ultimate total zaryan victory. Consider this: Coco is already happy, surrounded by friends and options, she doesnt NEED you at all. Mymy, as mentioned before, is childish and seems content with her own friends and interests already, also liking a ton of chud/boy-ish stuff. She's much better suited as a friend/lil-sis.

Now MAYA is the real deal. The only apparent concern/thing that makes Coco ('n maybe Mymy) sad is the fact that Maya is a suicidal isolated friendless person. Maya is genuinely sad, without friends or anyone to talk to; she's also attractive so that shouldn't be an issue. Choosing her would increase the hapiness of all three girls, specially Maya, without taking out their dynamics (you'd still be able to be friends with Mymy and talk to Coco). Her parents would likely be very happy too and attached to you, as according to Maya they're the type that would be happy with maya having a single friend, let alone a bf (assuming you aren't a trueGODcel that is). Maya would also probably be the most attached to you out of the three since she has no one else + Coco and Mymy would intrisically like you for making Maya happy + probably more sociable. MayaGODs always WIN + if you don't pick her she'll just blow her brains out in 2-5 years time and will make everyone sad

maya won

 No.31033

>>31029
TRVTHTSARBOMBA

 No.31035

>>31029
as according to MASSA* award

 No.31037

>>31029
Holy shit what an atwaarbom

 No.31040

Vera won because no one who voted for her is a pedo

 No.31057

>>31029
It's, in places, superficial, and you don't count the personal feelings (albeit you sometimes note about those), as a result I would retort about many statements. Whatever, that was genuinely a satisfactory read, I could make a lot of good points in your essay, so we may even recommend it to the new zaryans in particular and to new 'zelligfans in general

 No.31058

>>31040
Thus everyone who voted for her is a jewish fetishist

 No.31060

>>31058
nothing wrong with loving Jewish queen vera

 No.31063

>>31060
She's not jewish doe

 No.31066

>>31063
Mossad psyop over here

 No.31067

>>31063
Meddies

 No.31068

>>31066
>slavic name
>dutch surname
>normal nose
>likes alcohol and violence against children
>not much else is known about her
How is she jewish?

 No.31073

>>31057
'zellig essay

 No.31074

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>>31029
Plus maya has a huge inferiority complex, I could see her getting even more depressed, envious and isolated if coco/mymy were to start dating someone/bring a guy home = maya kills herself 1 year earlier

 No.31075

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>>31068
i don't wanna say she just is, but she just IS doe. just look at her, this is a Jewish woman

 No.31083

>>31029

yes mymy is more of a cute one but I've always liked cute and energetic ones as a gf material more, whilst more wise and mature girls as friends

mymy being sociable and happy and energetic could influence my maya-ish personality in a good way, meanwhile I could make her slightly more reasonable or sth. kind of mutual benefits. I really wouldn't want to date something who is just like me


Also my unreasonable immature retarded autistic ass have always caused me to be more in a position of having to be taken care of, instead taking care of someone. I hate this so mymy and her wacky ass personality would finally put me into the figure of the more mature one, taking care of my gf. fitting le traditional aryan relationship dynamics.

lastly, I like all kinds of racist amd generally inappropriate jokes, and mymy seems to enjoy them the most of all 3

 No.31086

>>31029
This. Mymy is too tiny and weak to be true gf material (thus why she gets cucked by Kiki) and Coco has unresolved anger issues+retard strength (dangerous).
Maya on the other hand is just an autistic gooner so she'd just go along with anything you wanted. You could make her go anywhere you wanted and even hold hands in public while there and she wouldn't say a word in protest

 No.31087

>>31086
>so she'd just go along with anything you wanted. You could make her go anywhere you wanted and even hold hands in public while there and she wouldn't say a word in protest
Zaryans..?

 No.31088

>>31086
I know yall want your gf to be 100% obedient female simp, but I'd hate this. Passive ass insecure gf like maya who would agree to everything I say but prolly never show any initiative from herself would make me feel im dating a doll, and wouldn't give me any sense of accomplishment.

 No.31090

>>31088
I think some people here would be perfectly fine with a doll, kinda connects to the whole unattainable goal/cope to justify one's shitty life

 No.31099

Coco is the best option, she looks more mature and knows how to behave appropriately compared to her autistic sisters.

 No.31102

>>31099
that's exactly why I wouldn't want coco as gf. she would make me feel immature and childish and retarded, more like her younger brother than bf. thus deepening my inferiority complex

 No.31103

>>31088
What do you mean by accomplishment? The less your gf loves you, the less she accepts your leadership as a man, the more proud it makes you feel?

 No.31114

>>31086
maya essay op here - I'll summarize my stance since some ppl misunderstood it

COCO - very attractive, kind but naive and apparently boring - is happy, popular and only apparent concern is maya's brainrot = good if u have some mommy fetish idk + doesnt need u

MYMY - cute, too childish, likes chud/boy stuff, not a BAD option, but would prob be best as a friend - is happy, has friends, maybe concerned by maya's brainrot = you prob wont change much, shell control you + doesnt need you

MAYA - attractive, (not childish), gamer/chronically online, seems interesing - NO friends, depressed, isolated, craves affection and NEEDS you, result depends on what type of person you are, but best case scenario (aka ur not an asshole) = you make her very happy and more sociable, you make her sisters and family happy for her/probably like you a lot + she would be the most attached to you for sure… MAYA WON! btw being socially awkward isn't her personality, she does have one that i'd say is the closest one to most folks here, it's just hidden under her brainrot and social isolation

 No.31117

>>31103
I dont wanty gf to think of me as her master, but as her partner. I would def feel more loved by mymy as she knows better how to express her emotions, and Maya would prob do nothing unless I ask her to.

 No.31119

>>31114
okay, now I get you.

>shell control you


I def aint a person to get controlled by someone. Im insecure but I have some dignity, if I got comfortable around her enough to date her, I would def be comfortable and confident enough to set some borders in our relationship.

 No.31120

>>31117
Fair. The biggest downside of Maya is that she'd probably be really insecure, mainly at the start, so she'd need constant reasurrance. She'd probably be too submissive and a yesman, so it'd be tiring to change that, but it's possible and that's the ONLY subjective downisde (some ppl are into submissive gfs)

Mymy is still a fair choice tho, I just think she's far superior as a good friend

Coco is the PERFECT sister-in-law. You'd be able to talk to her just fine about my/ma and have sum good conversations, but that's it. She's perfectly balanced in being kind and uninteresing enough to have as that close/distant-ish friendly sis in law

 No.31122

>>31117
I guess it depends on what type of person you are and what experiences with others you have. I personally like to take care of others and usually make better decisions than them so it's only natural for me that I prefer a gf that would be agreeable and wouldn't try to play any domination games with me.

 No.31123

i love ongezellig soooooo much it fills me with so much joy…

 No.31124

I chose Maya because I want to make up for my own wasted teenage years by helping her avoid what I did. If I had a normal high school experience I'd go with Coco.

 No.31125

>>31060
Then, I assume, Coco will kill her as much as da Joooooz did kafferization of SA of zoiets

 No.31127

>>31122
Im kind of in between - on one hand im retarded immature autist, so being with coco would make me feel inferior and having to be taken care of.

on the other, submissible yesman gf like maya isnt my thing neither. it would feel like dating ai. doesn't fit my fantasies about a cute lovely gf who greets me in the morning running up to me to giving me a kiss, while also being on normal terms with me and not treating me like some god of hers.

Mymy being the perfect 'in between' option

 No.31128

is this datamining

 No.31132

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>>31086
>Coco has unresolved anger issues+retard[source?] strength (dangerous).
My ideal sunshine!!! I can't wait for her to scorch me!!!

 No.31133

>>31132
yandere coco will be real in 32 hours

 No.31134

Also fuck this all meta trying to reasonably analyze them. Mymy just has the best looks and style for me and the best vibe.

whom my heart chooses doesn't depend on my will. if it did, world would be a better place.

 No.31138

>>31134
tbf the analysis in the thread have been fair and left room for discussion

 No.31141

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>>31088
Exactly! Coco has much more soul in this aspect and also has concrete problems with +- concrete solutions. I sincerely wish that she no longer had vague feelings and dark fleshbacks when heards “farm” or “Potgieter”, you know.

>>31099
bQmbed this thread with trvthnvke award

>>31103
He (and I too) means that Maya's bf would be as just copium self-deception for her, and I believe she should keen more on her "Island" dream (if you understand what I talking about)

>>31114
>COCO - very attractive, kind but naive and apparently boring - is happy, popular and only apparent concern is maya's brainrot = good if u have some mommy fetish idk + doesnt need u
sophistic view. Coco's reoccupation with Maya is inextricably linked with her problematic tragedic past, so that question isn't so effortless as you think. Furthermore, her “happiness” and “motherly behaviour” are, properly speaking, the misinterpreted social mask and hidden sincere experiences. And yeah, she wouldn't find you(conditionally) needless for her.

Ultimately, everyone will have their own opinion even though after this, I can't contain my feelings inside anymore. I was being need to speak up.

 No.31143

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>>31141
zoooooooooooooooooot this reddit spacing thing must be categorized as avatarfagging ban him he's using it to be identifiable also ban namefagging and also ban everything i don't like zoooooooooooooooooooot

 No.31145

>>31143
I hate kaffers trouwens.

 No.31147

>>31141
yes, coco does have all the qualities you mentioned. but for me personally, they fit better for a great female friend than girlfiend.

I have friend like that, and probably for the reason she's the only person I have a regular contact with and a great relation with since like 3 years.

>>31143
Im the person who was originally called out for using reddit spacing, that nigga you replied to either stole my style or just joined this thread.

 No.31152

>>31141
that's why coco is peak girl-friend material, mymy is peak friend material and maya is peak girlfriend material

 No.31156

>>31141
>she should keen more on her "Island" dream (if you understand what I talking about)
I don't

 No.31182

>>31156
See her child drawing from the wall (no I didn't mean Virgin Islands you filthy sodomite)

 No.31184

>>31157
Yosack Jaki's hands had written it

 No.31197

>>31184
Whom?

 No.31214

This was a great thread. Things like this make me keep getting back on this goddless site.

 No.31232

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mymyGODS always win

 No.31234

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Check comments under poll

 No.31235

>>31133
ZOOOOOT we're waiting for it

 No.31237

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>>31234
>zellig diaper porn is real
the agugu revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the zaryan race…

 No.31238

>>31237
>made a thread
>immediately archived it before it got deleted
Yep, it's a shartypedo falseflag

 No.31243

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>>31241

 No.31245

>>31241
Did he commission it? How the fuck would he know that a literal who drawfag drew zellig porn and post it here immediately after it was released.

 No.31247

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>>31245
most likely
nigga spent money to attempt to make us look bad GEG

 No.31251

>>31247
it's all fun and games until you realise it's drawn in Cam's style

 No.31252

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>>31251
Oh…

 No.31254

does anyone have the full res diaper image?

 No.31257

>>31251
Wat de foek, Caaaam

 No.31259

this can't be what the blackmailer meant right? it can't be

 No.31260

>>31254
i was considering saving it, but i was too repulsed

 No.31262

>>31259
MAAAAAAARGGGEEEE, I want context

 No.31263

>>31259
>>31262
Cam's dirty secrets will all be revealed one by one just wait

 No.31265


 No.31266

>>31265
c.a.m. , short for "Child Abuse Material", he is a discorder who makes zellig comics

 No.31269

>>31266
Thank you for answering

 No.31270

>>31251
Meds, its a differentGOD so that's not him. Some elements is shitty traced and Mymy's chest is not much flat.

 No.31271

>>31270
What you are even talking about

 No.31273

>>31271
Cam loves Mymy's delicious flat chest so he would never draw Mymy with tits

 No.31501

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Mymy because she is cute and racist

 No.31516

>>31501
can i get this art without the swastikas and shiet its kinda cute

 No.31519

>>31516
do it yourself, you have paint don't you

 No.31520

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 No.31559

>>31520
thanks zro



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