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 No.1864

A day ago somebody suggested to shill our beloved Dutch cartoon to streamers, to which my suggestion about shilling it to zesty jesus got a bit of attention since he is the most based tf2tuber. I d also like to add that tf2 community infamously likes throwing a lot of money at their favorite game, so if we reach success Massa may actually get payed for once. Zesty posts stream announcements to his disscord usually a day before, so I recommend joining and waiting until a stream gets announced. Then we all collectively join pre stream, and suggest watching 'Zellig, please act like normal people, we don't want him to think we are payed shilling bots, and ban or ignore us. If he actually watches it, it's an instant win, he is THE type of guy to like it, and have 0 problems with the community.
De cord: https://discord.gg/2xVsvG96Cq
'Tube:
https://youtube.com/@ZestyJesus?si=M-IGVR0EgMpiDe55
If you dislike the idea, please suggest a different guy.
P.s:
If AsocialInDutch reads this, remember, if we work together, we might both win, you and /co/ are not the only ones busy with shilling, not everything related to chuds is bad.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR HIS SHIT OPINIONS)

 No.1865

Sounds like a plan. Just make sure to notify the Zarty of the stream in advance

 No.1866

Sounds like a plan to me!


>If AsocialInDutch reads this, remember, if we work together, we might both win, you and /co/ are not the only ones busy with shilling, not everything related to chuds is bad.


Why are you sucking his dick dude?

 No.1867

>>1866
Not sucking his dick, I just want him to fuck off for once.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR HIS SHIT OPINIONS)

 No.1868

>not everything related to to chuds is bad
>implying most things are
faggot

 No.1869

>>1868
Could have just said: "Zoot, vaporize this man for treason".
It's just that he thinks everything related to us le bad. I think most things we do are good actually are good, the only thing that can actually hurt our reputation is that " Deel 7" Video. I dislike how he acts like our community manager.
Sorry if I sounded like a traitor.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR HIS SHIT OPINIONS)

 No.1870

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>>1867
>>1869
Why do you care if he thinks we are le bad? We are from the sharty and he is from /co/.

>hurt our reputation

By which standards? We cater to chuds, not troons. If some nigger gets butthurt that we dont abide by the "status quo", it's their problem, not ours.

>I dislike how he acts like our community manager.

When? He posted two times and than he presumably went silent. He has almost no influence over us.

 No.1871

>>1869
Maybe he does in /co/ but who cares. There is very little spilling into the soysphere zellig
also I exhausted my call-for-execution tokens

 No.1872

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You have been given +5 call-for-execution tokens by:
Zoot ## Admin

 No.1874

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>>1872
most excellent news! I cannot wait to call for someone's death!

 No.1875

>>1870
Any newGOD would think we are retarded incels if they watched deel 7
I mean like, have you seen it
https://youtu.be/54--1wmfdH0?si=fd-GGdyB2VKYTlhv

(USER WAS BANNED FOR HIS SHIT OPINIONS)

 No.1876

>>1875
ZOOOOOOOOT! Execute this shmuck for his baseless slander of the revered Deel 7

 No.1877

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>>1876

You have used 1 call-for-execution token.

Please wait, while we call:
Zoot ## Admin

Thank you for your patience!
HH

 No.1878

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>>1876
Thanks for calling me. I see that the situation is really bad…

>>1875
Congratulations! You have just won the "niggeriest opinion" award of the year! You also get a cash prize of ₪10000, so that you can pay your HRT bills! WOW!!!!

Listen up, kike! Deel 7 is the gem that saved Massa's carrier and solved all the problems in the world. I indeed watched it the first time i learned of the ᛋharty and I though that only ultra-based BWC nordic ᛋᛋ GIGAchads would have came up with such a masterpiece.

Only a cringe brimstone /co/omer would say the words that came out of your mouth. In fact, I have never seen a creature that is able to crap out of his mouth before. I am impressed!


Because of your ((((opinions)))), I'm therefore fourced to PERMABAN you from the face of Mother Earth, in order to save OUR beloved Zaryan Homeland from the wolves in sheep's clothing, such as yourself.

BEGONE NIGGER!

 No.1879

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>>1878
splendid! good show! Thank you kindly for ridding our image board of this scum.
I wish to suggest, if I may, an execution page, dedicated to documenting all of the executions and banishments that occur on the Zarty, similarly to the one the Sharty has

 No.1880

>>1878
Will we raid zesty doe? Or are all of his opinions shit by auto after deel 7 slander?

 No.1882

>>1880
I believe we should consider the dangers this operation may entail. The Zarty is a spectacularly niece and autistic place. With our esoteric history and puzzling culture, assimilation would not be easy to any newcomers. That combined with our small userbase makes it so any sudden influx of newcomers would threaten to completely distort and warp our culture. We ought to thread carefully, lest we be displaced

 No.1883

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>>1879
I can do this rn actually. Just let me finnish something and I will set up a public ban list.

>>1880
Continue with the operation. It's gemmy.

 No.1884


>>1883
Thanks, i suppose i can post the anouncement once the stream notification goes up.

 No.1885

>>1882
you worry too much. Those who cannot assimilate will just leave the zarty.

Besides, our plan is to shill zellig, not our IB. You have to do an effort and look around to actually find our website. The potential newfag waves will be small enough for us to handle.

 No.1886

>>1878
Zoot, will you at least uncall me a bigger if I ll put the soy zellig party URL somewhere on pixel planet.
I deserved that for slandering deel 7. Would never again.

 No.1887

>>1886
*Nigger
Only once I get banned I finally remember that the zarty is small enough for you to actually read posts.

 No.1888

>>1885
You are right, of course.
>>1886
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
I DEMAND you EXECUTE this NIGGER for DARING to LEAVE HIS GRAVE!

 No.1889

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>>1886
>>1887
If you make a gemmy template for pixelplanet, than you will be unniggerfied
>>1888
Let the nigger redeem himself

 No.1890

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>>1889
And now NECROMANCY is being tolerated by the authorities!
despicable!

 No.1891

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>uncall me a bigger

 No.1892

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>>1890
click to dabble in necromancy yourself

 No.1893

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>*Nigger

 No.1895

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>zesty jesus

 No.1896

>>1892
This thread has become a congregation of witches and shamen.
May this tower of babylon crumble under the weight of its own sins

 No.1898

>>1866
>Why are you sucking his dick dude?
This is making compromises to reach a higher goal

 No.1899

>>1896
>congregation of witches and shaman or babylon or something
>or however the wicked bitch is melted with water or something along those salt lines yeah

 No.1900

>>1891
call him a smaller.

 No.1903

>>1900
dubs therefore
zoooooot call him a smaller

 No.1908

>>1903
Zoot should unban the nigga so he can make it that every time he posts his name is permanently "smaller".

 No.1909

>>1908
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DO THIS!
mandatory namefag this bigger

 No.1913

>>1909
New level of public humiliation.

 No.1914

>>1879
There is now a ban page. It's not very interesting, but we will be just like the sharty or smth.
I only need to add it in the board menu

 No.1915

>>1914
whats the link?
/bans.php doesnt work
/banned.php works but its not a ban list

 No.1916

>>1915
/bans.html

 No.1917

>>1916
There is one guy who got banned for posting cp,did he post the swede?

 No.1918

>>1917
it was a pic of a naked young girl that led to a link to 'p

 No.1919

>>1917
No, iirc he posted a tiktok of some girl doing yoga.

 No.1920

>>1914
>>1916
you unimaginative simpleton. How could you go trough the trouble of creating it and NOT name it the execution list?

 No.1921

>>1920
Niggas getting lynched.

 No.1922

>>1920
gemmy idea, changed it

 No.1923

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 No.1924

>>1923
I propose the "lynching list" Name.

 No.1925

>>1923
the most i can do is change the url to executions.html
I will have to check how to edit html files, since they will keep resetting

 No.1927

>>1924
Maybe even the "keelhauling list"

 No.1929

>>1864
Marge what happened in this thread

 No.1930

>>1929
try reading retard

 No.1931

>>1927
>>1924
the science is settled, its execution list

 No.1932

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>>1931
>execution, like that one song from Friday Night Fcuking, or however the children are groomed and fucked on discord.

 No.1933

>>1932
>first association to an execution list is a tranny game
It's so over for you its beyond words

 No.2186

Is a stream coming soon, anti-nigger?

 No.2190

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>>1923
how about "Keelhauled Sodomites"



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