No.22678
step 1 is agugu step 2 is soytan diaper porn. this is a slippery slope so be careful
No.22679
No.22680
Coal
No.22681
Gem
No.22686
>>22678Jartycuck sleeper agent #859382 on standby
No.22771
mods i am not affiliated with the agugu spammer on sharty
No.22816
>>22609DIFFERENT THAN ORIGINAL!!!! POSSIBLE STEGANOGRAPHY ALERT!!!!
No.22825
>>22823
ZOOOOʻOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT BAN XER FOR SHITLITA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.23909
>>22826its like a gem 2x
>>23663stfu you soylita faggot
No.23924
So I can post the 'zellig little girls, but not a 'jak one? Disappointing.
No.24507
>>24505Make the flashing version of the last one.
No.26357
>>26356new slopjak dropped
No.26481
>>26477 caused total neuron annihilation award
No.26560
please stop
No.26840
>>26768embedded orthoDOG cross
No.26852
>>26840Nigger, orthodox are our brothers
No.27193
ZOOOOOOOOOOT SOMETHINGS REALLY WRONG!!!!!!I saw this
I did not make
>>26456Im on an amnesic browser
No.27194
shit got the number wrong, but still marge
No.27195
>>27193>>27194>>27192 (You)
i hope i resolved your confusion
No.27302
>>27299thank you marioknoppers very cute and kawaii
No.27332
>>22826i just noticed the archive.md links inside the eyes, thank you for these gems :D
No.27357
>>27350 i told you to come over here, where are you?
No.27373
>>27369
can you post the other, less pedophilic one?
No.27383
>>27372>>27373i am really curious about what i missed, what was it? agugu porn? zellig diaper porn? what could have caused this reaction
No.27391
>>27383it was AI art of Mymy with more realistic toddler proportions, she was laying down and she was only wearing underwear and a sweater, the sweater was folded up and almost revealed her nipples
the person who posted this also posted less sexual art of the same design, which is what i was referring to in
>>27373 No.27394
>>27383>>27391so you were partially right about it being agugu porn, although there wasn’t any actual nudity
No.27395
>>27394it was very clearly pedobait from an AIfaggot
No.27688
best thread ever
No.27792
jarvis, edit ongezellig deels so that there is no dialogue and instead all the characters suck on pacifiers while making maggie noises, and enlarge their pupils if possible
No.27851
>>27849HOLY SHIT I thought the zelligbooru was dead
No.27977
>>27972was the sound AI generated?
No.27978
>>27852where do you make those gifs?
No.28247
/agugu/ won
No.28699
>>28698no fvckin way really??? massive ZEM inbound?
No.28705
>>28703>(1.33 MB, 1080x1147, agugu (1).png) embederald
No.29238
>>29208 marge why the fuck is agugu throwing it back
No.29241
>>29208>>29238is this considered 'p now
No.29516
>>29208the 'p coal that killed the agugu thread
No.29521
>>29517 the adult untermensch
No.29522
>>29517Her eyes seem more like some gas mask lenses
No.29630
>>29624fail because the only time i don't want mymy abuse is when she looks like agugu
No.29735
>>29720Omg this thread is so gemmy
No.29758
>>29756pro-pedophilic my ass award
No.29759
>>29756failquote + awards dont say that + projection + its a NAS website
fail!
No.29765
>>29759its not a fail, it is what agugu mymy is
No.29769
>>29765Sees everything as a pedo dog whistle because you're a mindbroken schizo award
No.29770
>>2976tries to defend his age regression award
No.29771
>>29770"""accidentally""" quoted extremely putrid brimstone award
No.29772
>>29771>"""accidentally""" quoted extremely putrid brimstone awardthis means that you already know that agugu mymy is brimstone in the first place and you thought no shartyCHAD would hate it? geg.
No.29773
>>29771==GEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG== xhe was looking at the asshole chart gegegegegegeg
No.29774
>>29772look who you replied to
No.29775
>sharty"CHADS" projecting their pedophilia onto others and looking at a descriptive chart of the zellig girl's assholes
nusois I….
No.29776
>>29773newGOD filtered out by not working formatting
No.29777
>>29776It's supposed to work and sometimes it doesn't
No.29778
>>29777it works only in a new line: ==not working==
working No.29787
>>29780Needs more edits, i see potential
No.29789
>>29780mymy bird is better than mymy rabbit
No.29790
>>29789mymy bird hunting season is in summer, mymy rabbit hunting season is in spring
No.29801
>>29791I might doodle this, gimme a sec
No.30937
Hello there kleine maatjes.
No.31112
>>31076Is this the final stage of agugu?
No.31116
>>31112her final form is 3d model/real life plushie of the beary agugu
No.31593
upgugu
No.31997
>>31993These edits were made by a 'cord user who makes baba torture pics on his server btw
No.32643
upgugu
No.32795
>>31993i used to like agugu but i hate these
No.33293
>>31076I would shill so hard for these
No.33423
upgugu
No.33978
Someone made agugufied version of a non 'zellig character on the shemmy. Can I post them?
No.34096
upgugu
No.34690
>>34688blud was born in 2024
blud missed EVERYTHING
"better late than never" ahh baby
blud is late, everyone is already born
No.34832
>>28698nothing ever happens
No.35011
>>35010>>35006>>35008shiny glistening gemmingtons
No.35017
haha let me post an image of a soyjak eating agugu…
No.35020
>>35018>*muffled blabber*<wat?
No.35023
>>35021>*higher pitched muffled blabber*<mymy wat de fak
(or something i don know)
No.35027
the agugu cult 'cord is on full blast today
No.35033
>>35032muffled "kill all belgians" lol
No.35035
>>35034how many of those are you planning on making?
No.35036
>>35035didnt realise i'm just going through all the deels from start to finish award
No.35038
>>35036agugu everywhere
never lose your agugu
No.35040
>>35039funny how the road their ride is dirt and not concrete or sum. not like that here. all paved
No.35042
–ONGEZELLIG LOST–
COCOMELON WON
No.35043
>>35042MOSSAD PSYOP. DON'T TRUST HIM
No.35046
>>35044<he Mymy, hoe gaat t?
>*muffled mymy speak*<o-oke.. eeeeh. Hoe was je dag, Maya?
No.35047
>>35045i am not arguing about cocomelon
No.35048
>>35047I am not arguing about a failed dutch cartroon about little girls
No.35051
>>35048agree to disagree then
No.35052
>>35049mens erger je niet
No.35058
agugukoord werd wakker
No.35304
>>35303i punched it in its head in its soft spot really hard
No.36463
>>35303>sees my own bot being shown on le zartygeg
No.36472
>>36471Stated the most obvious shit ever award
No.36473
>>36472Why do you follow feet fetish accounts on twitter?
No.36474
i hate this thread i wish it got blown up
No.36475
>>36472>>>/qa/5429>he says hes 14Zoot can we get a ban on this underaged retarded faggot shitskin swede? This is a 16+ site
No.36477
>>36475meds? there is no such rule here
No.36488
Get the fuck out of here you agugu-niggers.
No.36491
Stay here you agugu-aryans
No.36502
>>35747this artstyle seems familiar send cocos or something doesnt matter when the rest of them though i hate niggers.
No.36666
bumo
No.38622
>>38579Zoot spoiler this it hurts my eyes
No.40779
Agugu was a mistake…
No.40780
It's the jannies doe, fetishist-chic tranny post.
Now the goyim know, gotta rape the europe tho.
Adolf clitler lost, brapstine is a fucking flop.
bolsheviks just won, now the goy will eat xheir slop.
No.40781
>>40780bro saw gugu and started dropping bars
No.40797
>>40795I don't even have a cord account, it is likely that this server has to do something with agugu posters doe
No.40799
>>40794I’m thinking raid time boys
No.40800
>>40794>Cafeteria>soyzellig's QAfeoh my oldfag it's just like old sharty
No.40801
>>40794Baited everyone award
No.40806
>>40795since when we have a rule against discord servers?
No.40807
>>40806Since then only trannies uses discord
>inb4 i use discord No.40810
>>40807discord is the main pillar of ongezellig community, the second one is xitter
No.40813
>>40807You see? Someone just made a xitter screenshot post, and that someone follows yosACK, as seen from the lock icon
>>40812 No.41351
>>41348Oh… that's gore of my discomfort character
No.41353
>>41348Zems, both of them
No.41420
>>41418Such a pity that /pol/ lost its culture and got immediately replaced by actual serioustrannies
No.41428
i dont want to be trans!!!!
No.41430
>>41427Even doe somewhere around 80% of us is terminally online in discord
No.41432
>>41430Thankfully I don't use der 'cord, such a gay tranny rulecucked app
No.41435
>>41427>natural end state of being terminally online is trooning outGeggerald Trvthnvke
No.41578
>>41576fuck yea aguguabuse
No.41579
>>41576This, but she's juggling them with ropes tied around their necks
No.41582
>>41578Can the mymyabuseDEITY come back and make an agugu abuse drawing
No.41615
>>41582you will never understand the true appeal of mymy abuse because you are simple-minded. you have a very narrow understanding of mymy abuse. there is love and passion in it, it goes beyond crude malice. there is great joy to be had through mymy's suffering
No.41630
>>41576I wish Coco would handle me like that
No.41637
>>41576Now add ropes and ACK face and its perfect
No.41644
>>41582what's stopping you or me from becoming the -NUmymyabuseDEITY?
No.41645
>>41644He lacks the skill required to draw stuff
>evendoe not much is needed anyways No.41912
bumo
No.41995
agugu wabag
No.42003
i like the ones where it gets blown up or turns into powder. the agugu spammer needs to make more like that
No.42020
>>42003Too bad the agugu spammer is a 'lita self inserting pedophile
No.42976
>>42974refill your milky… you'll love this next soopwafel
No.42977
>>42976This desperately needs a picrel
No.42990
>>42977aguguGODS, I call upon you, make this happen.
No.42992
>>42977C'mon, aguguGODS, do it
No.43065
>>43063Now make her fall off
No.43067
>>43063The cookie jar actually contains acid
No.43072
>>43063Baby Coco snitch on her
No.43074
>>43073She doesn't say that, she can't say r she's like 2 years old
No.43075
>>43074FUCK I forgot to replace the r's with w's
No.43093
>>43067agugu abuse is gemmy
No.43102
>>43101this is agugu's final form, we finally reached it after months of aguging
>>31116 No.43127
>>43126i recognise this car. obsessed but gemmy reference
No.43136
>>43132gugu sized image award
No.43147
>>43146i didnt enjoy the binky
No.43148
>>43146Sir, President 'Gugu has been subject to a third debinkyfication attempt
No.43157
>>43155>>43154seethed because of 'gugu spam on sharty award
No.43162
>>43161you would do the same thing if i spammed this website
quit whining
No.43163
oh crap, an obsessed 'teen is back
No.43167
>>43158>>43162i think he’s trying to say that the ones spamming Agugu on the Sharty aren’t the same posters here, so you have no reason to be upset over them.
No.43173
>>43168She later trips and gets sucked in the machine and turns into a fine red paste
No.43180
I hate the body, it shouldn't have a body
No.43202
>>43193Actually rat poison is mean to be tasty because rats literally eat any trash
No.43228
>>43227Are cookies good for you
No.43230
>>43227Someone just posted an edit of this on the sharty /qa/ where she gets cut in half
No.43255
>>43236she's a baby she physically can't say that. she can't even pronounce R yet
No.43269
>>43101Chris Chan Medaillon creativity brimstone gem
No.43455
>>43452put a drill through agugus head
No.43456
>>43452drop a cinder block on this baby
No.43478
>>43455>>43456What's wrong with you?
No.43499
>>43455>>43456What's right with you?
No.43506
>>43504BMBT (Baby Mymy Blender Torture)
No.43593
>>43592refreshing overboard every minute award
obsessionbrowsing again award
No.43890
>>43887The new ice cream has rat poison
No.44322
>>44320Despite not being the biggest fan of agugu, I have to admit this is very zemmy.
Did you make it yourself, or is it a commission?
What size is it? The scale is hard to tell by the pictures.
No.44323
>>44322Not the guy but from the photos I would guess it's somewhere around 10 cm in height and 5 cm in width, so pretty small.
No.44324
>>44322it was commisioned, its 30cm in height
No.44331
>>44320It’s surreal looking at this, knowing it’s 30 cm, it’s almost life sized
No.44334
>>44320really good recreation, agugu win
No.44339
>>44320Finally real guuuuuuuuuuug
No.44350
>>44320The supreme lifeform
i kneel
No.44489
>>44467Gemmy 'gugu hit and run, TAD
No.44506
>>44467Did you make the car script yourself?
No.44694
>>44693I wanna kick agugu's head off its body too
No.44695
>>44693Agugu artist, I like your googs, keep making them.
No.44697
>>27527historically accurate version bump
No.44715
>>44477I don't have any plans for a game at the moment. I'm just messing around in Roblox Studio.
>>44506Nope
No.44720
>The year is 2025. Every janny has left, shartycucks invade the site and the only OC made is about Agugu.
No.44878
>>44816>fnf spriteWhat the fuck are you doing
No.44882
>>44878vs agugu coming on december 15th
No.44883
>>44882Kane add an immense fucking floating text just saying "FUCK NIGGERS" whenever you open the mod, thanks
No.45155
>>45145i lost my faith in humanity when i saw what was embedded within this image. i wish i wasn't curious
No.46908
>>29623how did nigga predict the future 💀
No.46909
>>46906looks like a snail for some reason
No.46913
>>46908post was so gemmy that the admin named an entire website after it
No.46925
>>46924this is what happens in real life when you don't feed your kids
No.46936
>>46924Almost as bad as the Sneed Balloon Maya
No.46941
>>46924zoot shut it the fuck down
No.46990
>>46989a tiger doesn't change its stripes
No.47394
>>47315she is so adorable!
No.47594
files catbox moe 88vr4e png award
No.47599
>>47597why is she so fat?
No.47602
>>47599It's cuter and gemmier that way
No.47603
>>47599Babies are fat o algo
No.47604
>>47598Where was this drawing originally posted?
No.47605
>>47604agugucord specifically the #age_regression channel
No.47613
>>47608They found it, shut it down Zoot
No.48230
>>48226aww why she sad :(
No.48232
>>48226I will take care of gugu 🙏
No.48244
>>48232your reelsclitty is showing
No.48424
>>48417Why is she crying I DEMAND an explanation
No.48425
>>48424xer binky fell off
No.48446
>>48417shes driving the goog car
No.48600
>>48598shiny glistening gleaming gemerald
No.50630
bumping peak zartey khulture so zarty goes /calm/
No.51103
uppies!!!!!!
No.51182
>>5118110/10 gem rating
shiny glistening gleaming gemerald
No.51187
>>51181why are there so many baby mymy here
No.51188
>>51187Because of the baby mymy agugu generator
No.51486
>>51470SHINY GLEAMING GLISTENING GEMERALD FROM THE MOST ESOTERIC HIGH CHAMBER OF HYPERBOREA
No.51841
agugu is killing zellig
No.51842
>>51841*saving, sorry typo
No.51880
>>51878upload to the booru
No.51883
>>51880how do i bulk upload
No.53393
>>53391GEEEEEEEEEEG agugucels, if agugu isn't coal why is it burning???
No.53394
>>53391this is O9A initiation ritual btw
No.53403
>>53401Looks like hyperflexibility to me. My left thumb is hyperflexible like that too.
No.53407
>>53391>pink lighter>pink sweatpants with literal discord logo on it>black air force 1s with pink stripes>mouth breatherspiteful jewish transexual hands recorded, prepared and shared this video. trannies hate agugu because she reminds xhem that xhey will never be a cute orange dutch girl.
No.53411
>>53407You caught me, im transgender
I've been using both Zarty and Nieuw Japsterdam Staad and for three months now and i gotta say its really easy to blend with you. so called Zaryans
No.53412
>>53411Made it up on the spot award
No.53416
>>53414
>pulled a shitcord screenshot
>this proves I am trans
?????, whatever floats your bait Zaryan
No.53419
>>53415this plushie is what saved the zarty… so gemmy Zaryan
No.53420
>>53416Why are you trying to do damage control for me? I'll ask you on Japsterdam Staad later because honestly idk who you are
No.53439
>>53436Great. Kino criticism: I would've made agugu look AWAY from vera, even if vera isn't technically next to agugu. It would help with driving the point across that vera is scaring agugu.
No.53443
>>53442
Mirrorald… Chest pocket switched places……. </3
No.53492
>>53491non-linear storytelling gem
No.53715
upgugu
No.53849
>>53798Agugu inflation is real…
No.53965
upgugu
No.55024
>>55020Now throw it onto a wall
No.55025
googerald
No.55030
>>55027Mysterious homogeneous agugu ball
No.55040
>>55039Fell for the obvious bait award
No.55041
>>55038combining the first letters of each word reveals a magnet link for a torrent, i checked and it's a 85GB file of filipino snuff tapes + child porn and torture videos, do not interact with it
No.55042
>>55040I LOVE FALLING FOR BAIT. I NEED TO SEETHE! I NEED SEETHE!
No.55048
>>55041 Erm, CHUUUUDDDDDD, it is actually the 'Niggerrape' dialect, invented in the holy land (Dixie) during the 'Peak Niggerrape Renaissance', a time notable for its gemeralds, geggeralds, art, music, literature, and connection.
No.55105
Send some ‘gugu abuse
No.55111
>>55109Children should not play with knives like this
No.55331
>>55329how do i use the google emote
No.55337
>>55336it's getting googer
No.55338
>>55333make a hecking emote suggestion thread to turn this site into a discord I MEAN make posting funnier or something
No.55341
>>55338there is a request thread already doe
No.55346
>>55345thats for features i meant stuff to put as emotes (thats if you wanna make emotes a thing)
No.55348
>>55346the only 2 emotes we need are goog and queen of spades symbol we dont need anything else
No.55349
>>55348trvke + made me geg award
No.55350
>>55346i mean all kinds of request can be put there, no need for a separate emote thread especially knowing it will just be "add coco", "add gem" etc.
No.55351
>>55350it could be made as a submission thread like how you could submit banners to be used
No.55352
>>55351yes of course if someone wants to submit a banner, a theme, an emote, it can be posted there too
No.55703
>>55527zemgugu

No.55853
>>55852beware of embedded goog in this image
No.56154
>>56152aguguball

rald
No.56186
>>56185Neger dat's noten!
No.56189
>>56187>PeebZoot its infected
No.56190
>>56189peeb is aryan, shemmycuck
No.56191
>>56190Peeb is forced cord variant, it was created on discord and was pushed by it
No.56192
>>56190It literally looks like cock geg
No.56193
>>56191What does "forced variant" mean, maybe you will be able to tell me
No.56196
>>56194I genuinely have never seen a variant that would not be called "forced" by someone who dislikes it. It seems the word has no meaning in itself.
No.56197
>>56193When small offsite grup pushes meme instead of it growing in popularity spontaneously. Peeb was made on discord servers amd was popular on xitter of the people who participated in creating it or people who were their cord friends. Rest can be connected
No.56198
>>56196Truth is, very few "variants" become popular on their own, even agugu had to posted for a while before it really dug its roots in
No.56200
>>56198But peeb being a 'cord variant? There's no doubt about it, literally made on discord by a 'corder and if you post peeb you only spread the disease
No.56201
>>56197>When small offsite grup pushes meme instead of it growing in popularity spontaneously.But how do you know that without access to IPs?
No.56202
>>56201Peeb was made on discord, was admited by offsitters related to discord only and by reelcattle disconnected from the soy culture. These type of memes that were breed in these offsite discord communities are obviously always forced offsiter coal
No.56203
>>56155i look like that because i am agugu and i have orange skin and blue eyes and i wear a white onesie with a red bowtie
No.56273
>>56272footage of the agugu mindvirus spreading
No.56274
>>56272Embedded clay goog iti
No.56275
>>56273that makes sense I get it now
No.56374
>>56344ascension to aguguborea
No.56508
boogle
No.56556
soowafl nuumnnumumnm abubububu
No.56567
>56554
>56556
Had a stroke award
No.56640
>>56639Goog lore is expanding, she has toys now
No.56641
>>56636dude its literally so scary i turn around and its looking directly at me its possessed
No.56642
>>56641Do not build the agugu vessel at 3 am
No.56851
>>56850words cannot describe how gemmy these are… shinier than a star. gem so shiny i got blinded by it
No.56853
>>56850poor maya doesn't deserve this… why does mymy have to be such a greedy bitch?
No.56854
>>56853tsmt. her greed digusts me
No.56855
disgusts* Fuck
No.56900
>>56899vanquishing the demon after it has possessed an agugu doll
No.56964
>>56961agugu becomes class representative and leads her classmates like a true leader
No.56969
>>56850contender for the gemmiest post in zarty history
No.57087
>>57086finally, maya gets the kruidnoten
No.57266
baba agugu is insane
No.57273
>>57186zemmy zem zem agugurald
No.57598
>>57571gem that made me emotional
No.57706
>>57705Someone should make a goog out of this
No.58171
>>58169Not even the Veracels can escape the AGP treatment
No.58398
>>58397quote should never have stopped ddosing that shit website
No.58399
>>58397The demon rightfully burning in hell after being vanquished from the Agugu vessel.
No.58400
>>58398quote ddosed aguguland? i didnt notice
No.58402
>>58400the shemmy, it's infested with chinnypedos and the local administration seems to enjoy that state of the things
No.58403
>>58402because theyre also weird tranny pedos from what heard, birds of a feather
No.58404
>>58403I read some shit from the 'farms, then immediately closed it as soon as I understood it was essentially 'cord drama
No.58426
>>58405>1 hour ago>Still upZarticacas… This is a new low…
No.58752
>>58748Bleed out inflationcuck
No.58755
>>58752Right! Stop inflating the zarty currency, inflationigger!
No.58756
>>58755Make a goog memecoin
No.59062
Pet Nigger
700 replies award(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
No.59158
>>31076this picture is so gemmy..oh my god its so gemmy how is it so gemmy ehat the fuuuck oh my god its so gemmy whoever made this is a genius mastermind and needs awards its so gemmy…
No.59336
>>59335gem gem zem zem
this is my attempt at the 1 minute

challenge
No.59545
>>59544Holy glistening goog
Also she's the daughter of Adolf Hitler, she would definitely understand
No.59549
>>59544Why is Chud teaching a literal toddler about sex
No.59552
>>59549Oh nonononononono….
No.59553
>>59549Zartypedos are we really like that…
No.59556
>>59552>>59553Don't blame us, blame the artist who leaves embedded fpe crap
No.59560
>>59556Chud-tranny horseshoe theory is real, both will try to teach children about sex
No.59561
>>59549hallucinated it award
No.59564
>>59560they're both the same, but trans folx are supported by the government and chud/nazi not
No.59650
>>59563>showing literal toddlers race pornzelligniggers, I…
No.59651
>>59563embedded bleachbooru link btw
No.59673
>>59563didnt gussy draw this image
No.59677
bincky wawawa
No.59682
>>59677>>59678the best posts on this website
No.59724
>>59544 >>59549 >>59553 >>59560Bruh, it doesn't have to be sex. It can just be Chud teachiny agugu thr basics of other races and being with them in the long-term. Also, if you guys are still obsessed with
>IT'S DA SEX EDUCATIONI think it's much better to see it as his father teaching his child the body and how to properly care for it. It's best to learn these topics from your own family from love than from literal who teachers with indoctrination.
No.59726
>>59724Translated: the drawing is a joke, if a cacajak was there no one would have bat an eye
No.60128
>>57186according to ‘ZelligBooru, this was created by LidlyArts, the illustrator of Maya’s Conversation, meaning that this gif is the closest we have to official Agugu art.
No.60129
>>60128except it wasn't. it was made by that xitter/cordfag lildrawingboi
No.60130
>>60129 the art style doesn’t seem like hers, LidlyArts doesn’t use such bold lines. it’s likely whoever edited the tags made a mistake because both of their names start with li.
the ‘ZelligBooru also has this drawing, which resembles her art style better, so this could be the actual closest thing we have to an official Agugu drawing.
No.60131
>>60130Oh probably a mistake on my part, these googs were made by lildrawingboy and NOT lidlyarts
No.60135
>>60128>>60130>official agugu artmassa will pick up ongezellig when a studio picks it up but instead of a big channel it will be BabyTV so he will make babyzellig instead and the show will be about mymy getting her soopwafel and maya getting her kwuidnoten and coco will have a single brain cell barely able to breathe on her own and the only dialogue would be agugugugu and binky sounds
No.60137
>>60135official because massa was once a baby too
No.60162
>>60135In the Netherlands cartoons are primarily produced for children. So Aguguzellig would have had a more successful pitch and higher likelihood of becoming a full season show that Ongezellig.
No.60164
>>60163meds and binky, no one has ever said this
No.60165
>>60163He is right. Agugu was never funny and now it is forced everywhere by a small minority of posters.
No.60169
>>60166Come on, shun me down for speaking truth clittycel.
No.60170
>>60166How come Zaryans are only 0.2% of the soysphere's population but are responsible for 85% of all gems?
No.60171
>>60169The zew post wasn't quoting you retard, lurk more.
No.60172
>>60171I know, I'am also responding to the agugu spam that I recieved below my post.
No.60175
>>60172>I'am also responding to the agugu spam that I recieved below my post.Then why only respond to my post? That was a severe failure in communication on your part, you should have just posted without referring to an posts or all of the recent posts to convey the message you wanted to.
>do not post agugu in the agugu thread when promted with a shitposting oppertunity… because… uh … you can't okay it makes my clitty leak!? No.60176
>>60175I won't make that mistake in the future.
And I only said that Coco-poster was right.
No.60217
>the Coco-poster
'liggers stop making new boogaymen up
No.60242
aguguu i wan soopwafel auguuu gugugu binky and soopwafel
No.60243
>>60242gemmiest post since the prehistoric era
No.60311
>>60310gemgemgemgemgem gemmy zemmy gem gem goog gem
No.60313
>>60310This should be studied.
No.60314
>>60310I am patient zero, I’ve been infected for way too long, doctor Soystein gave me 6 months left to live, there is no hope left for me, but heed my warning, seek medical help as soon as possible when you start noticing
>oy zey, stop noticing zoyimsymptoms of googing.
No.60318
>>60310New Zarty lore just dropped
<JUST LIKE MUH HECKINH SHARTY LORE No.60319
>>60318Oh my world building this is just like Soyhammer 40vax
No.60377
>>60375I fear no man, but this thing… It scares me.
No.60378
>>60376woah! this is incredible
No.60385
kysgussywussypedonigger
No.60426
>>60424Jesus, what the hell tells you it's similar to terra's manner of speech?
No.60428
>>60426just thought it seemed "reddit" but youre right
No.60478
>>60477HOLY GEM MAKE MORE
No.60481
>>60477zemmy bost :DDDDDD
No.60484
>>60477mymy speaking german is so incredibly cute
No.60811
>>60810Gemmy political commentary
No.60935
>>60929zoor do this please gemmy banner
No.61384
wawawa bababawawawa
No.61385
what's the deal with this agugu stuff? is it like ageplaying?
No.61387
>>61385sharty demoralizer dni
No.61388
>>61387take your meds im just asking a question
No.61390
>>61385its posted, because:
>its le cute>its le good bait>because i am a pedophile>because i love zelligIts either 4 of these options
No.61399
>>61390So that's a 3 in 4 chance it's brimstone.
No.61416
>>61411You cant make a better list compared to one i made
No.61417
I can.
>provides new opportunities of oc creation that aren't possible with regular 'ligs
>it's fun to spam and post everywhere making mixed reactions
<but.. bait is… LE BAD
>pro-natalist gemmies, will save the Aryan race btw
>furthers Zarty dominance as cultural center in 'zelligsphere
>the absurdity of agvgv makes it fun to create and post
>most importantly there is only so much you can do with Ongezellig
Any future of 'ligposting will necessarily become more absurd out of survival of the genre.
No.61421
>>61417in other words we moved from 'ligposting to 'guposting?
No.61423
>>61421It's an evolution of the genre, something else will come and replace it eventually when this has been exhausted.
How often do you see muh wife mymy posting these days, it used to be massive but it got stale and completely exhausted, so it wasn't interesting anymore to post.
No.61424
>>61421>gugposting is not ligpostingSo agugu is NAZ from now
>inb4 it was from the very beginning No.61430
muh soopwafel and muh binky
No.61431
>>61430gemgemgemgemgemgem
No.61450
>>61417all snca compared to the list i made
No.61453
>>61451Hm?
>we will save muh aryan raceKekistan and frogposters are already doing it. Check out what trump is doing. Otherwise, this is just a fairytale.
>it makes people seetheSo i guess /co/ edit threads are good too? Because they make you seethe.
>its funYes, and, thats really all you value? What happened to being white? Killing niggers killing kikes?
>zarty dominance in zelligsphereYou cant do shit, we saw how inffective you are against a 14 black girl. Not speaking of soysphere, it only takes 1 frootcord dataminer to piss you off.
>new oc oppurtunityThough you are right about this one
No.61454
>>61453Call it, dutchshitskin or shartynig
No.61455
>>61453Speaking of oc, they just get forgotten or replaced with new ones, no matter the effort in them.
No.61456
>>61454STILL you cannot get pass that 1 dataminer
No.61457
>>61456What are you even talking about
No.61462
>>61457You guys make all of these OC about zellig and agugu, put effort into it, story too, also have a good internet history. Only to be btfo'd by 1 frootcord dataminer. Yes, you guys might be amazing people in art etc. But you just cant do anything past that 1 dataminer.
No.61463
>>zarty dominance in zelligsphere
Agugu is being reposted all over, zarty is in control of this massive cultural symbol
>>its fun
yeah, if you aren't enjoying yourself posting online making art and 'tosses you are doing something wrong.
>thats really all you value?
leisure and humor are the most effective tools at achhieving great things, agugu emboddies the message we give it.
>they just get forgotten or replaced with new ones
So has there never been a point in producing anything? what's the point if it is just forgotten and replaced? Why care to make anything at all if everything is doomed to die and be forgotten? This is your mindset.
No.61464
>>61462>that 1 dataminerWHO the fuck are you talking about nigger
No.61465
>>61464https://soyzellig.party/zelligwiki/index.php/Froot>>61463>Agugu is being reposted all over, zarty is in control of this massive cultural symbolYou mean only like 2 websites? And also some shitskins making zellig content? Sure have that control
>leisure and humor are the most effective tools at achhieving great things, agugu emboddies the message we give it.So i guess ifunny.co is the internet superpower then? Not everything is about humor, the best example is sharty. If humor really meant power then this meant sharty wouldnt had any power to dox and raid pedos, but they did? How?
>So has there never been a point in producing anything? what's the point if it is just forgotten and replaced? Why care to make anything at all if everything is doomed to die and be forgotten? This is your mindset.Eh maybe you are right about the oc arguement
No.61466
>>61465>FrootWho gives a shit about Froot almost a year later?
We do our own things and left the sharty for a reason, yet you're the one obsessed about the orange self inserter
No.61469
>>61465>You mean only like 2 websites?on instagram agugu gets a few thousand views on some videos, agugu has cemented itself into the minds of offsiters, not 2 websites but ingrained in every offsiters conscious.
>If humor really meant power then this meant sharty wouldnt had any power to dox and raid pedos, but they did? How?The entire success of sharty and the doxs and raids is based on the foundation of the humor of the soyculture, the reason people conjugate and display acts of power such as doxxing is because humor has convinced them to be in the sharty and follow the sharty's values and express their power. Humor as a tool of power is not to be underestimated.
No.61470
>>61469>inb4 off-siters liking your stuff le badFollowing that logic, off-jakking is le bad too I imagine
No.61471
>>61469Yeah the humor part is not to be taken lightly, after all the Trump Meme Wars changed the culture significantly
No.61472
>>61470you seem to be misunderstanding what I am trying to convey. I don't think off-jakking is bad the same goes that off 'ligging isn't necessarily bad either. The fact that offsiters repost your stuff means you have cultural control which is good.
No.61473
>>61469>we have influnce on media… here is a example… uhh…>*proceeds to show an zog-controlled social media platform*Also views doesnt mean power, if it was like that, agugu baits on the sharty would be full of zaryans because it has around 500 replies on average.
>sharty doxxed because of the pedosnever browsed /raid/ award
No.61474
Warrior-Z ITT
No.61476
>>61473Because of the humor*
No.61477
>>61469>on instagram agugu gets a few thousand views on some videosNOOOO IT'S A CATASTROPHE
>agugu has cemented itself into the minds of offsitersNOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S EVEN WORSE
No.61478
>>61477Will be forgotten in a months btw
No.61479
>>61473Too bad that /raid/ got nvked after the domain change and now /soy/ (which has been hot radioactive brimstone for at least 9 months now) is infested with
>dox this literal who my personal armerino!/raid/ is without a doubt something that helped to kill 'jakking, say what you want about it
And you're right views doesn't mean power but influence, it means what we do resonates everywhere else and that was the original point of the sub-culture: denouncing the "sekrit klub, only I can enjoy a certain thing". With regulations of course
No.61480
>>61479Raiding pedos and trannies are much more important compared to 'jakking though.
No.61481
>>61480Without a doubt, but if I am not wrong the website is called soyjak.party or at least it was, and not raidcord.gov
No.61482
>>61481STILL doesnt change the fact that raiding pedos and trannies are much more important
No.61483
>>61473>Also views doesnt mean powerit's not a simple equation, but it does show we have cultural control which is good.
>because of the humorThe Sharty didn't gain it's cultural power postion because it has a /raid/ board, it's the connection with a cultural icon that is the soyjak spreading right wing values that has had the largest effect. the fact that with raids that cultural power is turned into something more tangible is a bonus on top of that.
>>61478if it is forgotten about or not doesn't matter, in the present we have cultural control, and the next thing we make will take that position once agugu has run it's course.
No.61484
>>61482Again, I am not saying that's bad, TPD now thanks, but its "party" is over
No.61485
>>61482It is up to someones personal values what they think has a larger influence, raiding pedos and trannies is tangible and has immediate effects, but the cultural power that has spread with jakking has a far greater long term influence imo
No.61488
>>61486Diversity is our greatest strength bigot
No.61489
>>61485operation 9/11 says the opposite though
No.61490
>>61488>a black trans queen got the 1488 tripsZelligpedos…
No.61491
>>61486I'm taking the bait, even if that was true, would you rather have a bunch of shitskins running lose left to their own devices as the alternative? that doesn't sound good to me.
No.61492
>>61491So whats next? White supremacist indians?
No.61493
>>61490Clittycels on life support
>>61489Something something mass immigration muh goonclown dox that killed the sharty, still gemmy though
No.61494
>>61492Those already exist
No.61496
>>61492if they voluntarily sterilize themselves, then that would be a good thing.
Also this discussion has reached it's end point, any further comments would be too unrelated to properly consider, it's best if we all agree on that.
No.61500
>>61390the real reasons are not even in this list:
1) because it's le funny
2) because i'm a 'tismDEITY
No.61501
>>61500Still brimmy reasons
No.61761
>>61511>says 'em but doesnt take the time to upload it to soybooruSLF
No.61802
>>61765The virus claims yet another victim, doctor fauci please be quick and release the vaccine.
No.61840
>>61839Constructable agugus
No.61844
>>22609>>61839Serious question: Why does agugu wear the niggerwiggle at her neck?
No.61846
>>61844because its soft spot can't carry the enormous weight
No.61849
>>61841agugu mexican cartel execution
No.61852
>>61841It is advised to take your agugu apart before boarding a plane or traveling long distances
No.61854
>>61843We will rebuild her bigger, better, stronger
No.61856
>>61843We will deconstruct her smaller, worse, weaker
No.61860
>>61854googdroid propylon cyborg technology
No.62065
>>62063not helping with the allegations…
No.62070
>>62063gem video, brim text
No.62225
Get this thread off the first page.
No.62230
>>62225you never repsonded to
>>61674 did you miss it?
No.62232
oh my lord this thread is so so gemmy how is it so gemmy…. oh my god its so gemmy…
No.62234
>>62230I am really curious about what xhe'll say
No.62572
>>62570When I saw all the artwork that has been created by several artists, as well as the 600 replies soy thread
No.62574
>>62570No matter how hard you try to force it the truth is that it will always be a brimstone.
Nobody outside this site likes agugu. And even on Soyzellig only a minority of posters tries to force it.
No.62575
>>62574Only 55 minutes late, getting sloppy agugulee
No.62577
>>62574that is simply not true, people who've never been to soyzellig make agugu art too. only obsessed shartycucks like you hate agugu because your entire personality is "hate ongezellig out of spite"
No.62578
>>62577that does exist but i'm pretty sure some zartysisters don't like agugu either since it's very weird just like babyjak
No.62579
>>62578I think it's just autism, I mean someone made an entire splinter for agugu
No.62580
>>62575I don't have time to waste 24 hours of my day on some random imageboard that is openly antagonistic to me.
>>62577Let me guess, twitter clittycels? They are the same userbase as the Soyzellig. Only difference is that on twitter you see their usernames and on Soyzellig you don't.
Also I never used a wasp nest of an imageboard that soyjak.party is.
>>62579It was most likely someone from Soyzellig. From the same small group of posters that try to force it every day.
No.62581
>>62580HOLY redditspacing, batman!
No.62582
>>62580>openly antagonistic to meI think you're mixing up making fun of trannies with personal attacks, if that was the case you would have been 'nished long ago
No.62583
>>62580>openly antagonistic to me>on an anonymous imageboardskill issue
No.62584
>>62580Still didn't get a reply to
>>61674 hiding from your problems won't fix them, I am offering you an opportunity to better yourself, this might the only chance you get, otherwise you are headed down a grim path.
No.62601
Agugu is a freak accident, an abomination incarnated on the zarty, a sort of cancerous parasite that has latched itself and formed a symbiotic bond with the website. We're stuck with it.
No.62605
>>62604Oh nonononononono aguguhaters why are we samefagging
No.62608
>>62606where do i watch the agugu show i need to watch it RIGHT NOW
and the soyzellig.party show as well
No.62609
>>62607Courtesy of an aguguGOD, you needed some tosses, but weren't making any so I made one myself you can use.
No.62610
>>62609Agugulee please make OC so you actually manage to get your message across
No.62744
>>62743gem gem gem gme gme gme gmegm gem gem gem gme gme mgem gemg megmegmgmemgemgem gme gme mgem gme mgem gem mgmegme mgem gem gme mgemgme
No.62752
>>62743in ongezellig maya chews on her hoodie strings because she wants to suck binky
No.62798
>>62792Damn, the poster deleted his post, fortunately I have memorized it:
>I will never get the obsession with age regressed dumb teen girls wearing binkys No.62799
>>62798someone link the post explaining the reasons for posting goog please
No.62801
>>62799There's no need in this, we all remember the main points of that
No.62805
>>62799There is no reason to post forced meme, other than to try to force it.
No.62806
>>62805You sound like a nusoicuck seething calling Ongezellig forced geg, you may not like agugu but it being forced is plainly incorrect it clearly grew organically from a whole bunch of different oc creating posters
No.62813
>>62806Agugu is forced. Only a few people on Soyzellig like and post it. Every other place hates it or is weirded by it.
Ongezellig is not like this. It is not forced.
No.62815
>>62813since when do we care what offsiters think? why use their opinions in an argument?
No.62816
>>62813judging by your posting style the only thing you do is seethe about agugu and thats just sad man its just a little baby bruh its just a gugu gaga babi bruh how did it hurt you this much its just a baby
No.62817
>>62813consider that only a few people post oc here in general, pretty much every single one of them has made a goog, it has caught on which is why this thread is so successful.
No.62819
>>62815If it "grew organically," you would expect it to spread outside.
And no, twitter clittycels don't count since they are the same userbase as Soyzellig.
No.62820
>>62817Yeah agugulee make some OC yourself, then maybe you won't have to open the Zarty every single day and clittyleak about the reddit baby
No.62821
>>62815He cares about the offsite because that is his essence, he has no connection to soyculture, barely any to the Zarty all he does is leak his axewound all over the log
No.62822
>>62820To get geolocated and doxxed? I only draw on paper.
No.62823
>>62822Metadata on the 'arty has been disabled long ago, if you're concerned about that, clear the 'data yourself
No.62825
>>62822numbest digger award
No.62826
Also, you need to respond to this
>>61674 , otherwise you can ack it
No.62827
>>62826Don't worry, I will definitely do it. You seem to be very paranoid about the Jewish conspiracy.
No.62895
>>62886Kill people and also rape them in Japsterdam
No.63040
>>63038gem gem gem gem gem
No.63044
𝖅𝖆𝖗𝖞𝖆𝖓𝖘, 𝖆𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙, 𝕴'𝖒 𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌.
No.63045
>>63044>3arnanswho are those?
No.63047
>>63046baited you award
>inb4 schrodnigger's bait No.63054
>>63049What's in the link
No.63058
>>63054daisy's destruction remaster
No.63060
>>63058Zoot is working on it btw
>>>/oc/3595 No.63061
>>63054Gore, 'p or both o algo
No.63064
>>63063gemgemgemgmegmegmemgemgmemrggegemmgeeagjkomoemoiggogogogoogogoggoogogoggoaigiaoguaoguoaigao
No.63065
>>63063artistic goog

No.63067
>>63049The fuck was in there???
No.63070
>>63066he's making the sequel to it
No.63083
>>63080Approved by the New World Order
No.63088
>>63080The vaccine is being tested, maybe the mind virus will be cured.
No.63102
>>63096I demand to know who's making these googs
No.63263
>>63261tranny acking
goog No.64218
the coal that killed the zarty
No.64403
>>64218If you think it "killed" it you can leave you know, no one will miss you, except me I loved baiting and making fun of you.
No.64405
>>64399the gemmiest most shining glistening image and post in the entire world and universe
No.64406
>>64399how is it so gemmy i cant stop looking at this its so gemmy……. how is it so gemmy oh my god
No.64407
>>64403>>64405>>64406Least obvious samefag
No.64410
>>64406>>64405Are no doubt the samenigger
No.64411
>>64410yes i made 2 posts because its so gemmy how is it so gemmy holy fuck…
No.64412
>>64411Go back to gooning in your secret ABDL server mario
>namefag dropping öÖöÖöÖö No.64414
>>64412do you want an invite? check dms bro
No.64416
>>64408least obvious photoshop
No.64417
>>64416most obvious axewwound
No.64418
>>64417Least obvious chudcel
No.64428
>aguguposters going to hell and trying to explain to adolf shitler why putting a binky on a schoolgirl is not weird and it's saving the white race
No.64441
>>64440I love falling for bait on purpose, I noticed the file name
>>64424 was from the sharty saw it was bait, yet still replied, I love replying to bait, sometimes I create bait and reply to it myself, it amuses me.
No.64442
>>64441Twitter clittycels are so retarded.
I don't even have to create new posts. They just point fingers at each other, thinking it's me.
No.64443
>>64441Do you think the dead internet theory is real?
No.64444
Quads colonised
No.64446
>>64422I wonder if OP knows his thread is one of if not the most largest threads innthe Zarty
No.64447
>>64442so you're saying the only posts you ever make are to do with agugu?
No.64448
>>64441>file name from the shartyIt's called a unix timestamp you fucking nuFETUS
No.64449
>>64448Yeah, and the variant with *[letter]-[number] is used by the sharty.
No.64461
>>64447No. But I use different posting style so anti-agugu is the only thing you notice.
No.64462
>>64461why do you do that?
No.64463
>>64461including the misspelling
>I'am?
No.64464
one more thing, are you actually a tranny or was that just part of the character?
No.64467
>>64462To blend in? I have already explained my reasons before.
I don't need to repeat myself.
No.64468
>>64467If you wanted to blend in, the anti-agugu larp wouldn't be needed, so once again: why do you do it?
No.64471
>>64468I don't like agugu but I also want to use Soyzellig.
It is not a larp.
No.64474
>>64471If you weren't so dumb, you would understand that to get rid of agugu you should at least try to make the opposition to it look organic, but now that you have developed a full blown troon persona and admitted to having done it on purpose you are at losing position.
No.64475
>>64474Not even that, just ignoring it would have been the best, it would naturally simmer out, but now there is a fire lit into the meme making it stay around longer.
No.64477
>>64475I wasn't pushing for anything.
I just don't like agugu. Anti-agugu posting is not my main activity on the site.
No.64478
cord drama shut it down
No.64481
judging by no reply to
>>64464 we can say it is true
don't forget he is mainly a 'corder too
then the question is why do you use the chud website?
do you really hate yourself that much that you constantly surround yourself with da choods
No.64506
>>64481Is this the same brown troon in the Hello Kitty pyjama pants that burned an Agugu a while back?
No.64654
>>64652thousands of years of agugu's has caused them to look deformed and blobfish like
No.64658
>>64652Agugu like having fun, I don't give a soop
No.64811
>>64810These always warm my heart up, zem
No.64823
>>64810gemgemgemgemgemgemgmegmemgemgmemge
soyzellig.party merch store agugu plush comes with stroopwafelsap plush
No.64831
>>64810It's getting more uncanny with each post.
No.64905
>>64883You are just proving my point.
No.65050
>>65021I am surprised no vantablack jartyniggercuck made a certain joke about this image already
No.65051
>>65021Gravity defying skirt, a massa classic.
No.65056
>>65051Actually if she's spinning fast enough the angular velocity of the skirt would be enough to overcome the gravity
So she since we see a "static" image of the scenes I am assuming she has a RPM of 1800 (since the human eyes is capped at 60Hz to see the two legs this means that she needs to make two entire rotations in a second, 1800 per minute)
To win the force of gravity you simply need another force which counteracts the 9.81m/s², so I am assuming a 10 rad/s^2 angular acceleration, which would be enough to make the skirt stand upright, we apply the angular velocity formula to obtain a value of ~188 rad/s, now we only need to obtain the linear velocity which is
>v equals w*rThe r is the length of the leg which is circa 46% of Mymy's height so 72 cm, thus giving us a final velocity of ~135m/s
TLDR: Mymy is superhuman and made out of elastic titanium
No.65057
Please, let this thread finally die.
No.65058
>>65056500 RPM is high enough to make mince out of you btw, industrial lathes operate at around those intervals (or even lower)
No.65059
>>65058Even doe maya spun that fast in xer chair and is completely fine physically, so clearly the 'ligs are not human or is actually a shonen where powerscaling is through the roof
No.65060
>>65059Maya is also another case of superhuman speed, coupled with Coco using Jewish portal magic to hit Mymy from the other side of the screen. Yup, Massa was making a superhero show and like all superhero shows they got cancelled
No.65062
>>65061this should be extended and made a style or something very gemgem
No.65065
>>65056>since the human eyes is capped at 60HzStopped reading there
No.65066
>>65065Sorry for the ESL fail, I wrote that while doing something else
No.65067
>>65061gemmiest shiniest most glistening
gleaming gem in the observable universe
No.65179
>>65178Which game is this
>inb4 'blox No.65181
>>65179Mymy land
https://www.roblox.com/games/73568323273765/mymy-land some zaryan is making a gemmy gemmy gemmy gem gem gem game and you vill support it
No.65183
>>65181ip googer don't click
No.65459
>>65457believe me you still think about agugu less than the agulee, because he actually has a tiny goog living rent free in his head
No.65460
>>65457I also suffer from the virus, every time I see a baby or a binky I laugh audibly.
No.65461
>>65457the gugu is your friend
No.65463
>>65462The wings of an angel
No.67527
>>67526gemegmegmegmegmegmmegmmemgeegegemmegegmgmegmegmegmgmegememegmegmgemegmgemgm
No.67529
>>67526lemons won
limecels seethe
No.67850
>>67820this, so much this. tranny faggots hate agugu because she invalidates their trans girl identity, slav(e)s and kikes hate agugu because they are subhumans and killing babies is in their blood.
No.67862
>>67861Protect trans kids
No.67863
Prot-ACK
No.67935
>>679181) agugu
2) soopwafel
3) owiental fiwms
4) duwt so laang
5) binky
6) amamama
7) awawa
8) goog
9) gugu
10)

No.67937
>>67918>>67935gemgemgemgemgemgem
No.68263
>>64810what happens to me if i drink 𝓐𝓰𝓾𝓰𝓾𝓼𝓸𝓸𝓹𝔀𝓪𝓯𝓮𝓵 𝓐𝓰𝓾𝓰𝓾𝓫𝓲𝓷𝓴𝔂𝓼𝓪𝓹
No.68264
>>68263You get diabetes from the high sugar content in it
No.68775
>>68773>>68774I live in Cleveland, Ohio and I confirm that this is what regular Ongezellig looks like here
No.68848
>>68847degenerate oriental films at it again
No.68988
>>68985Mayagugu obliterated by the meteorite outside the window Tunguska style
No.69417
>>69416you LOVE those slfjaks
No.69418
>>69417i have a folder of soijaks 500 strong
anyone who dares to soiquote me will surely lose
No.69704
>>69688>>69689onegugu twogugu
No.69828
>>69826I really like the style, somehow made the 'gu cuter
No.69831
>>69826Looks like a troon self-insert with a 'gu, therefore coal.
No.69833
>>69831Evendoe that's young Mymy
No.69834
>>69831its young mymy on the left actually
No.69837
>>69833>>69834Shittiest young Mymy I've ever seen, it looks like she has a boy cut and a black collar.
No.69838
>>69837i know its mymy because its based off the one massa drew doe
No.69841
>>69840holy nufag lurk moar
No.69858
>>69840Zoot erect a barb wire fence around the zarty to keep these animals out
No.69861
>>69841>>69858i'm right doe, mymy didn't look like that when xhe was younger.
No.69864
>>69826Prettiest young Mymy I've ever seen, it looks like she has a cute girl cut and a shirt collar.
No.70074
Bump
No.70588
coal that killed the zarty
No.70780
>>70776gemmy gem gem gme mgem mgemg memg
childhood trauma award
No.70783
>>70776i googed instantly upon seeing this gem
No.70790
>>70776>>70780>>70783the three remaining agugushills on this site
No.70792
>>70790antiagugu cord working overtime i see
No.70794
>>707904 people browse this site. 3 of them love agugu, 1 (You) hates it
No.70795
>>70794i make 95% of posts on this site AMA
No.70800
>>70794it's def not 4 people
No.70801
>>70800It's me samefagging accross vpns and falling for my own bait on purpose
No.70807
Tensions are rising in Aguguland as the population is dissatisfied with the current unemployment and inflation.
After the great war Aguguland was crippled by the treaty of peebsailles. The previous monarchy under Agugu was dismantled and the Googmar republic propped up.
Under this republic degeneracy nestled itself as pedos, troons and satanists were free to roam under the (((Googmar))) republic. The population was fed up and an anti-gu communist revolution was brewing.
However the spirit of Caca himself manifested in one young googer. He was an artist and drew many agugu artworks, now going into politics, his name was Agugitler.
After many years of struggle and being put in a locked thread Agugitler rose to power and established the Third Goog.
Agugitler pruged the degeneracy from Aguguland and underwent a war against /co/lshevism.
That is where we stand today in the middle of a total war against /co/ and their hoards of degenerates. This war is a struggle and we need (you) to join the Zelligwaffen to defeat /co/lshevism.
No.70819
>>70818agugu abuse, she will never get down without hurting her head
No.70823
>>70817Where the fuck did you find this? I looked all over for it on the site, but I couldn't find it.
No.70824
>>70823(((they))) are hiding it
No.70833
>>70831
Why did you have to send child 'p? I never wanted to see this in my life, I hate you.
No.70834
antiagugupedos send child porn for some reason??? what is this???
No.70836
antiagugu cord, NOT LIKE THIS
No.70837
That's the last straw man. I wish I hadn't seen that.
No.70840
That's just fucking sick, who even does this? God is fucking dead, holy shit. Who do I even tell about this to get it off my chest?
No.70841
>>70840The obsessed /co/pedo, here's his shitter if you want to spam 'jaks under his posts
https://x.com/Jaqo_lantern No.70842
>>70838
Literally obsessed
No.70843
>>70841I'm good, I don't use xitter, but thanks for this anyway.
No.70850
>>70835It's a third party falseflaggers. They always come at the same hour and ruin Soyzellig for everyone.
I hate them as much as you do.
No.70863
>>70818Imagine slowly letting your foot up so agugu almost goes down to the ground then a centimetre before her little stumps touch the grass you push down with the power of a thousand suns and catapult her all the way to Belgium
No.70891
>>70843jaq's typing style zoot leak his ip now
No.70892
>>70891discordzellig.namedrop
No.70893
>>70891new forced boogeyman award
No.70898
>>70863Satan's hands wrote this
No.70909
I called out the roach known as jaq, and 20 minutes later 'p is spammed. It's him, for sure he's the /co/ pedo
No.70910
>>70909didn't we block vpns for this days, mods please report the ip he posted from to the authorities, it could be his genuine ip, we need this fucked locked up.
No.70911
>>70910yes, but the antivpn system is probably not perfect, do this anyway doe
No.70915
>>70899How did you even determine its him? Why him?
No.70918
>>70915I cross checked his style and terminology he uses between his twitter and the co thread, particularly the user of the words "sharter" and "retard" are very prevalent and the fact that this guy reposts zellig stuff and that I tried to get a reaction out of him by replying to his posts with screenshots of threads he's been in, but said nothing after I did that three times.
He makes over a hundred posts a day defending loli and is anti-sharty having gotten into arguments with some 'teens, which is how the account was found at first.
No.70920
>>70918Geg, he fucked up
>inb4 xher clitty leaks and posts more 'p No.71037
>>71036Woah i didnt know that thats awesome

No.71087
>>71084Make a poe styled game but for agugu
No.71134
>>71084actually looks convincingly like some kids edusoft
No.71136
>>71134Sell agugu's rights to an edu software company so that kids have to play the reddit baby game
No.71159
>>71084go outside now you selfish little fuck
No.71164
>>71084>I don't want go outsideshe's literally me fr
No.71238
>>71237brown hands made this post
No.71251
>>71237post formatted like 'p spam
No.71268
>>71237This post contains several Japanese paedophile dogwhistles btw
No.71808
>>71807sorry mayagugu, the booru died, you have to use the boogu now
No.71811
>>71807gemgemgemgemgmegem
No.71826
>>71825where did the post go
No.71827
>>71826I made the baby shut up by yelling at it
No.71829
>>71828non-linear story telling impressive, very nice
No.71831
>>71828Xhe's crying because someone stole xher nose
No.71832
>>71828I'm stealing that binky as punishment for crying
No.71833
i'm stealing the flower then
No.71834
I'm stealing the baby then and sacrificing it to zoloch
No.71842
uwww me aguwgu me wan soopwafel babababa wawaawa agu gu
No.71843
i eat niggers
No.71845
>>71844looks like Chris Griffin
No.71847
>>71846he do be suckin on his vape ('inky)
No.72177
>>72175super gemmy goog who made this
No.72178
>>72175tiny gugu, widdle gugu, little ball of gug
happy gugu, sleepy gugu, gug gug gug
tiny gugu, widdle gugu, little ball of gug
happy gugu, sleepy gugu, gug gug gug
No.73111
>>72685the coal that killed the thread
No.73165
>>73161>BMT brimstone>27 minutes ago>Still upZoot…
No.73173
>>73161get xher out of there
No.73245
>>73230Hot
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.73309
>>73306Wristcel aryan hands recorded and exported this video for us to enjoy
No.73960
>>73957Pictured: Zute trying to fix the booru.
No.73991
sage
No.74002
>>73230>nothing comes outLiteral nothingburger
No.74003
>>73992it's clearly an asian
No.74027
>>73957Gem, where can I follow the development of this game?
No.74028
>>74027its on his twitter where he also makes azumanga 'p just saying
No.74031
>>74028that's disgusting, where?
No.74039
>>74033He literally drew a monkey being sucked off by a girl, that's opposite of bmt.
No.74042
>>74039adult monkey pleasure (AMP)
No.74392
agcuchucucuukuku agugugugukun me wan bingy fowevew me want milgy forewer
No.74466
boogu > agugu > soymy > mymy > Lyly > grandma mymy > deadmy
No.74488
agugu > acucu > ahuhu > abubu > aguguguwububuhugu
No.75107
>>75105agugu -> agu -> gu -> g
No.75422
>>75420Instead of sending 'zas we should send agugu plushies
No.75423
>>75420ZOOOOOOOTSET UP THE ZARTY MERCH STORE NOOOWWWW
No.75425
>>75420they should make fat mymy baby version
No.75428
>>75426geg means "goog-e-goog" btw
No.75803
WE NEED MORE AGUGU ABUSE GEMS NOW!
No.75806
>>75803Hi Satan, check your dms
No.75876
>>75875I may look like this
No.75880
>>75877whenever i see agugu plush.png i laugh hysterically (serious)
No.75886
>>75877unintentionally the harshest insult directed towards the zarty ever, multitudes more demoralizing than anything frogcucks have posted since this websites inception
No.75892
>>75886We are our greatest enemy
No.76268
>>76267GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG AGUGUSHITS ARE WE FUCKING SHITSKINS??????
No.76322
>>76268What the marge is xhe even listening to
No.76334
>>76324Whitoid cucks vs Chad SEAsians
Maya is SouthEast Asian qween, sweetie!
No.76338
Zaryans, Agugu will always be a gemgemgemgemgemgemgem
No.76399
>>76324>Maya is SEAqueenExplains why she is built for BWC
No.76642
>>76641kys foodistaguguabuser
No.76643
>>76639goog me once, shame on you.
goog me twice, shame on me.
goog me thrice, i'll goog too.
gentlemen, as of this moment, i'm googing
No.76648
Up
No.76701
>>76700holy gem holy gem oh my god its so gemmy they look so fucked up the stretchy cat and cocogugu looks insane and theyre gugu holy geeeeeg this is so gemmy oh my god
No.76716
Goog me, gug me
You can never gog me
Gugu me, gugi me
You can never gugill me
Gew me, Goo me
Everybody, gu me
Gick me, gike me
Don't you agugugugu me
No.76725
agugu mega drive update-788 files now
-400 more megabytes
-more pictures gifs videos
-deleted stuff by bad actors
-boogu
-goog
-gu
-g
-

No.76742
>>76739revenge for stretching Nega
No.78466
>>78463gemgemgemgmegmegmmegmegmegm
agugu with those agueggs
>>78465Scary…
No.78492
>>78465Desperately needs payoff
No.78858
>>78833sleepiest agugu award zzzzz
No.78865
>>78862aftermath of the goog massacre of 2025
No.78866
>>78862Agugu physics game for little googs
No.78956
>>78862A group of agugus is called an ageegee
No.79047
>It is just so obviously infantization fetish and fat fetish art work. Like, listen, you don't have to believe me, and if you don't see it then I can't prove it to you. I am just guaranteeing you that no one ever draws this unless it is a fetish. Like I would probably willingly bet a thousand dollars on it if there was a way to find out for sure.
<REDDIT SPACE
>Drawing grown characters as infants is already strange, and the cartoon giant eyes, crying, and baby talk make it worse. You have to wonder: what sort of person would choose to spend their time on this art? 100% either someone with an infant fetish or some age-regressor which is adjacent.
<REDDIT SPACE
>On the other hand the character doesn't have baby proportions but is so strangely large and round to the point that it isn't really even cute which is supposed to be the innocent reason for drawing infants. I can't see any other motivation other than fat fetishization.
<REDDIT SPACE
>Like when you see stuff like this you have to remember that an artist doesn't have to draw anything unless they want to. And what kind of person takes a thin teenage character and decides they want to draw them as an unrealistically obese infant crying and doing baby stuff? Do you think that just any artist out there would draw this image specifically? And if not, then what is different about the artists who would.
<REDDIT SPACE
>What could drive someone to purposely draw fat infant versions of non-fat non-infant characters?
<REDDIT SPACE
>Really, mark my words, all of this is either a fetish, or unhealthy fixation, or both or half of each. It is really extremely weird and your average artist would not draw this. There is something inherently unhealthy and even maybe dangerous here.
<REDDIT SPACE
>Does that make sense? Or is there really another way to view all of this that I am not seeing?
No.79049
>>79047Reddit truthtzarbomba
No.79202
>>79048traumatize ipad kids
No.79204
>>79203>agugushits are all fetishistsohnononono KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE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No.79208
Ribbittran above
No.79273
>>79208we ribbitbabas are white lol
No.79378
Bvmping this bread so the other one goes DOWN
No.79626
>>79624agugu soup 'wafel..
No.79627
>>79624this is what happens to agugus in real life if you forget to upload them to zelligbooru and agugu mega folder
No.79630
>>79624agugu slop ‘wafel…
No.80027
>>80026gemmiest post ive seen in weeks
No.80380
>>80379this artstyle needs to have a name
No.80391
>>80379incredibly gemmy agugu gugerald that made me happy and made my day better, shiny sparkling glisterald agugu
No.80644
>>80637super sweet zarties for super happy agugus
No.80653
>>80652GEM
sleepiest agugu in the world
No.80660
>>80658Moooooods, they're posting gore again
No.81561
>>81560>chinnypedo starts leaking SO HARD at agugugems that he starts spamming gore>gets BTFO'D in spam war >thread literally reaches 250 replies in just 50 minutes after being bumped again becuase of aguguchads yep its a win
No.81562
>>81560gem
isnt this just the shemmy 2
No.81563
>>81562no its more like a succesful early jarty with kuzlarp (not the pedoshitter full of gooners jarty)
No.81565
>>81563i tried to post googs but they wont approve it so im not using your website shill
No.81567
>>81565sorry that was rude i am a changed man now i may or may not use your website now
No.81602
>>81593zaryan this is so gemmy. tiny agugu in the cupboard. you try to get a mug from the cupboard to drink coffee and you get a little gugu surprise: "goooog" in very high pitched voice, gugu with the binky sitting in the corner
No.81603
>>81602gemmiest post ever
tsmt
No.81702
>>81701make this video but with agugu images
No.81928
>>81927Anti agugufags seething
No.82363
>>82360mayagugu is sad because she wants to be hugged but scared and doesn't make noise and gets called worst gugu, while agugu gets all the hugs because she cries and screams, mayagugu cry silently
No.82364
>>82363tsmt… please happy gugus no crying no call worst gugu
No.82365
>>82364cocogugu is the dumbest gugu, she is oblivious to everything, no head for sad thoughts
No.82366
>>82365she has trouble breathing and has 2 brain cells
No.82853
B-NK variant:agugu, outbreak
May 9, 2025
Zossad
██ ██████ ████
Commissioner: One year ago on May 15 2024, a research team at the Ohio Institute of Virology under leadership of ██. █████, synthesized a new variant of the B-NK virus, namely variant:agugu. This was an astonishing feat of soyence but after the initial celebration, things took a dark turn. The warning signs were clear from the start, one day after conception on May 16 2024, B-NK agugu, breached containment of the facility and infected patient-0 from which it spread further. ██. █████ took good precautions to contain the virus and prevent it from spreading even more. However, those eventually failed and ██. █████ died from the virus. The virus spread rapidly infecting many Zaryans and the consequences of this virus are concerning. This is why we have brought you in here today, dr. Soystein. We need you to find a vaccine for this virus before it reaches critical mass.
dr. Soystein: I understand the assignment, tell me more about B-NK and this variant.
Commissioner: Of course. B-NK is a highly lethal virus that can spread to almost any host and mutates quickly to form new variants. A common symptom after long term infection is black lung which eventually leads to death. B-NK is transmitted through respiration and the virus forms growths around the mouth. Variant:agugu is the most contagious and lethal variant of B-NK we've seen so far. It's gotten out of control very fast.
dr. Soystein: Okay, but what do you mean by critical mass?
Commissioner: Well, we have calculated that by May 16 of this year, the virus will have infected enough people to completely wipe out humanity with no chance of being stopped. This is an urgent situation and we need you to act fast.
dr. Soystein: And you only reach out to me now! One week to find a solution is an insane demand!
Commissioner: Yes we understand that this situation is desperate, but you are the only mind who could solve this. Before we contacted you, we tasked another agent to combat the virus. His name was █████, alias Agulee. He was unsuccessful in his mission and recently passed away due to complications from the virus, poor soul. You're our last chance at saving the Zaryan race from extinction.
dr. Soystein: It sounds like it is already fucked beyond saving.
Commissioner: We'll pay you 10 times the janny payroll for life to take on this task.
dr. Soystein: Deal.
Commissioner: We'll give you the research findings of Agulee for you to look through, study them and from there on out you will have to continue the research and develop the vaccine. Best of luck dr. Soystein.
No.82855
>>82853ESL Foundation hands wrote this document
No.82856
>>82855that's aryan shemmyclock
No.82857
>>82853super shiny gemmy gem
No.82860
>>82853Agugu Mindvirus research fund
No.83169
Dr. Soystein
██ ███████
██████
███████████████
May 10, 2025
Mr. ███ █████
Zossad
███ ██████████
███████
Dear ███ █████,
I report an urgent development with regards to B-NK agugu. The virus is spreading exponentially to many different hosts far across the world, it will be difficult to stop it at this rate.
Recently B-NK spread to the 'Zellig Sovls region and is wreaking havoc upon the 'blox population. Having studied the previous reports of the spread, I am concerned. Almost every corner of the zelligsphere has been infected. The earliest reports of the spread outside of Zarty were to the greater soysphere, where B-NK agugu caused several cases of insanity in the local population, particularly in the Sharty. The soysphere isn't unfamiliar with the virus B-NK, as it has seen other variants in the past, most notable being B-NK caca. This variant, as opposed to agugu, is contained in a quarantine zone and is not as dangerous, having minimal casualties.
You already know about the aguguland, obby and ALVA cases, but there are some cases that you might not know about. On November 19 2024, a colony of B-NK agugu appeared in the foreign continent of preddit, but would stay contained and not spread much at first. In the past month however, the virus is actively spreading having completely taken over one of their nations already, they are a lost cause.
In the beginning of 2025 the virus spread to 'gram and xitter on January 6 and January 25 respectively. In xitter the virus hasn't spread much and is under control. 'gram however, over 10 thousand people have been infected. This data is daunting, I've seen reports that even our own government is completely infected by B-NK. This virus has spread everywhere, which means your warning about this situation is correct. We were lucky that you were able invade and exterminate aguguland where the virus had the greatest hold, but all the other locations are still under effect and will continue to spread and cause mass death.
I'm continuing my research on B-NK. My findings so far suggest that this is no ordinary virus, but could be caused by some demonic influence, so I'll look into that further. Regardless, the latest spread to 'Zellig Sovls means that there isn't anywhere which is safe from B-NK agugu now. My recommendation is to issue a public warning about this virus and to warn our citizens of its dangers.
Sincerely,
Dr Soystein
No.83174
>>83169rumors say some shitalian called Leonardo Dabinky has found the cure to guguvirus
No.83456
>>83169Needs more expunging
No.83606
need more agugu please make more
No.83655
can someone make an agugu blueprint hd breakdown of every part of agugu
No.83847
>>83838Obsessed with Kaptein Koek since birth award
No.84376
B-NK Agugu, Research Journal
volume ██, page █
May 14, 2025
I have been researching B-NK Agugu for 3 days without rest now, I might be going schizo. I need some meds. Regardless I believe I have found the answer to the underlying danger of B-NK Agugu. The lead that B-NK Agugu was caused by demonic influences was indeed true, this is no ordinary virus. I got access to old classified archives of Leonardo Dabinky's secret work. In those manuscripts I found the answer I have been looking for. B-NK Agugu is a manifestation of the demon 'azuzu. The virus served as a vessel for this ancient being.
The demonic nature of B-NK agugu means that there is a way of combatting 'azuzu. I can seal the demon in an isolated vessel with no way of escape. I can seal away the demon forever, yes. later in just a few hours is the perfect opportunity, it will be the "birthday" of 'azuzu, this event will surely cause a rise in activity for it. In that moment I can capture the demon and seal it away. For that I need a strong resilient vessel that can contain it.
I need to continue reading Dabinky's manuscripts and any other peer reviewed source I can get my hands on. I believe it is possible for me find a strong seal and create a vessel to trap it in in the next 20 hours. Then I perform the exorcism of and rid the virus of it's strength. 'azuzu you're done for. B-NK Agugu might still be around after this, however it will lose it's ability to spread so quickly and more importantly its lethality.
It is doable to seal 'azuzu away before the critical date of May 16, this will flatten the curve. Afterwards a proper vaccine can be developed, even if unnecessary at that point, but that does mean I can get paid more shekels do make a useless jab, hmmmmmm. Anyways I have no time to waste I need to continue the research.
No.84424
>>84321this was made by a troon unfotunately
No.84426
>>84425meds, people do not spontaneously become black because of typos.
No.84549
>>84487Gng ts filled me with immense joy ❤️
No.84664
Field Log
15 May 2025
I have just sealed away 'azuzu. Several hours ago I figured out, from my research on Leonardo Dabinky, that the binky needed to be removed to temporarily pacify the demon, meaning I could then force it into another vessel in those few seconds of opportunity. After that conclusion, I spent all the remaining time I had before the encounter crafting a wooden figure to trap 'azuzu in. The natural material of the wood and the sturdiness of it seals 'azuzu away indefinitely in this vessel with no chance for escape. Capturing the demon was simple, I just had to break the pacifier and the spirit of 'azuzu was forced out of B-NK Agugu, then it followed the path of least resistance to the closest vacant vessel, that being the wooden figure. Unlike the binky, this wooden figure cannot exercise power on others. It can be securely locked away and 'azuzu will be dealt with for good. the virus B-NK Agugu will still be around, but it is no longer an issue now that the demonic influences are vanquished. I haven't slept in almost a week, I need to rest. I'll report back to the commissioner tomorrow.
No.84665
>>84664Ancient cursed mayan statue carven out of wood depicting an unknown entity
No.84703
>>84665Ancient cursed what?
No.85950
>>83608these agugus are going to die in real life if you don't upload them to the agugu mega folder
No.85952
>>85950tsmt my exact thoughts
No.88285
bump for agugu soopwafel
No.89066
zaryans, little agugus love candies and chocolates
No.89207
>>89203mymygugu is not shy and passive like mayagugu doe… mymy would fight for the soopwafels and hit her, then mayagugu would cry in the corner all alone. no one hugs mayagugu because she cries so silently. when mymy cries she's so loud, mom comes and gives her soopwafel just to make her shut up. but mayagugu just watches from a distance and doesn't say anything, she never says what she wants and then cries alone in the corner because she never gets what she wants.
No.89209
>>89207mymygugu also cries and screams very loudly so she would hit mayagugu soon after this picture was taken
No.89367
>>89363tsmt tsmt
>waaaaaa me no want bye bye bingy weeehhhh No.90866
super happy, super calm gugus
fresh air breezing through the window while the gugus are napping nicely. it's a sunny day outside, the gugus are as happy and calm as the skies are blue.
No.91393
Archive your 'gus NOW
No.91705
>>91574gem on the right, coal on the left
No.93283
zaryans, one gugu binkies
No.93298
>>93293>>93295gug gem gem gug
No.93634
>>93633'corder hands posted this btw
No.94172
agugu magugu cogugu hagugu
No.94721
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