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 No.32191

Girls like Maya do not exist. I have a hard time believing that a relatively attractive girl decides not to look after herself and not to have friends or a partner just because she's shy. I don't believe that girls can become addicted to porn and that they're interested in porn at all. It's just Massa's self-insert and thus an inherently male fantasy.

 No.32192

ATWAARBOM

 No.32194

Mayafags, your respond?

 No.32195

>>32191
I will find her one day, there are 20 million western european girls within Maya's age range, there's no way none of them are like Maya

 No.32196

They exist, they're just extremely bipolar and as a result are fucking improbable to deal with which is why they're bitchless.
They might get a one night stand at best, but no way will they ever find a meaningful relationship.

 No.32197

girls like Maya do exist but they are obese.
bbwGODs keep winning albeit

 No.32198

>>32196
but then it isn't a girl like Maya, she isn't like that at all

 No.32199

>>32191
>mixed race
>upbrought in a foreign country
>with adoptive sisters of different ethnicity and no connection with her
>ADD
They may exist, but an extremely rare combination of events must occur for a girl to become like Maya. Almost impossible.

 No.32201

>>32199
>upbrought in a foreign country
untrue + doesn't really matters
>with adoptive sisters of different ethnicity and no connection with her
doesn't matters at all, a girl can be like Maya without that, that's only a cause, the consequence can be achieved through other manners

IRL Maya core would be:
>mixed race - european + southeast asian
(remember, I am narrowing her down to the core of what would make a Maya, her Indian ancestry isn't as important and a similar result can be achieved mixing solely an European with a southeast Asian)
>ADD + Shy
>Cute + Green/Blue eyes
>Lightskin + Black hair

that's it

 No.32206

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Why do you even want a borderline sociophobic depressed girl with suicidal ideations who is too autistic to maintain a direct eye contact or simply talk to you? Is it your fetish? Are you afraid of girls, so you want a girl who is afraid of you more than you're afraid of her? If she existed, she would be a terrible person to date. You should look for someone like Coco instead.

 No.32207

>doesn't matters at all
It does matter as it explains why otherwise an attractive girl ends up as a lonely gooner. Yes, something else could work too, as long as the effect is that she doesn't feel like she belongs at home or away from it.

 No.32208

>>32206
Maya is beautiful and I'd fix her. Coco is boring

 No.32209

>>32206
Coco is plain stupid, if you want to have stupid children, then go ahead and find yourself an IRL Coco.

 No.32210


>>32208
> I'd fix her
You ain't gonna fix nobody because Maya is not real, and what's more important, why putting all this effort when you can date a girl you don't need to fix? 'Fixing' somebody is patronising and sometimes even cruel. And you need to be a good person yourself, and from what I can see, you're very flawed or at least overly obsessed and delusional.

 No.32212

>>32209
Her stupidity is exaggerated, because it's a cartoon, it's a gag. IRL Coco would be not very tech-savvy and maybe a little naive, but that's it. What is more, Coco proved herself to be very competent when she needed to make a presentation on South Africa on a tight deadline, and she was able to read and process the paragraph about Belgian history very quickly, which is a sign of normal intellect. She wasn't always depicted like a complete moron, and when she was, it was just for humour's sake.

 No.32213

>>32210
Helping people is good actually and girls that have flaws also deserve love.

 No.32214

>>32212
Yes, of course it's exaggerated, but there are people here who see a stereotypical blonde bimbo and say it's an Aryan ideal.

 No.32215

>>32210
>why putting all this effort when you can date a girl you don't need to fix?
boring. Maya will always be peak

 No.32217

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>>32213
>Helping people is good actually and girls that have flaws also deserve love.

 No.32220

>>32213
Dating a girl with a lot of issues is exhausting, unsatisfying and can make you very unhappy — I'm speaking from personal experience. Fixing a person in their 20s is almost impossible because one's personality is almost complete at this stage.

 No.32222

>>32214
At the same time, there're people here who fetishise Maya's mental suffering and want le ongezellig gf because they have a saviour complex. Maya is peak, undoubtedly, but she should be loved for her positive traits and not for her flaws which are incompatible with fulfilling romantic life.

Maya would be very unhappy if she learnt that you love her for her ADD and social awkwardness

 No.32223

>>32222
anecdotal evidence. I find it very possible to change people; Maya is not some super complicated case nor is she a super weirdo, she is very savable. Also she is 16, I only find folks to be unchangable past the 23-26yr age range

 No.32226

>>32191
>I don't believe that girls can become addicted to porn and that they're interested in porn at all.
this is 100% true. all women are pure angels and couldn’t possibly be interested in anything remotely sexual. in fact, all women are inherently asexual and only enjoy sex for the intimacy. porn geared towards a female audience also isn’t a thing. any women who claims to have ever watched porn is actually either a man pretending to be a woman or a tranny.

 No.32227

>>32209
Don’t talk about my wife like that

 No.32229

>>32226
additionally, if you disagree with any of this, it is because you are a sexually deviant man who fetishes the idea of women having an interest in porn.

 No.32236

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 No.32238

>>32236
trvuthtsarbomba. I miss the old Coco

 No.32248

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>I miss the old Coco straight from the Go Coco
>Chop up the soul Coco, set on his presentatie Coco
>I hate the new Coco, the bad mood Coco
>The death threathening Coco, space in the breaking Coco
>I miss the sweet Coco, click on the geschiedenis Coco
>I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Coco
>See, I invented Coco, it wasn't any Cocos
>And now I look and look around and there's so many Cocos
>I used to love Coco, I used to love Coco
>I even had the orange locko, I thought I was Coco
>What if Coco made a song about Coco
>Called "I Miss The Old Coco"? Man, that'd be so Coco
>That's all it was Coco, we still love Coco
>And I love you like Coco loves Coco

 No.32249

Average pedozellig thread talking about child girlfriends while they are probably adults

 No.32251

>>32249
>or however the assburgers are made I am getting datamined by Froot

 No.32253

>>32251
Fact checked to be a falsenvke tho

 No.32254

>>32253
Bait from Brabant meneer

 No.32256

>>32249
>16 year old
>child
Sorry, not all are amerimutts here.

 No.32257

>>32248
Cocogem

 No.32258

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 No.32259

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 No.32260

>>32191
>an inherently male fantasy
Which is a good thing. The appeal of fictional women comes from the fact that they are made by men for men.

 No.32261

>>32236
maya was being a stupid worthless nigger so coco was justified in this I think

 No.32262

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>>32260
I agree

 No.32263

>>32262
Uhhhhhh

 No.32264

>>32263
Did /co/ immigrate here or what

 No.32265

>>32262
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG PEDOZELLIGFAGS WHAT IS THIS?????????

 No.32267

>>32262
The fuck's up with her face?

 No.32268

>>32265
Least obvious falseflag or unironic /co/ immigrant, call it

 No.32269

>>32265
Worry not, in this image Coco is depicted at the age of 24. She has graduated a medical school, became a surgeon and is currently on holiday in Capetown.

 No.32270

>>32265
>still obsession browsing

 No.32272

>>32269
I don't fucking care, Total Gooner Death

 No.32276

>>32272
Do you always immediately think of gooning when seeing a girl in a swimsuit?

 No.32278

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>>32276
Your deflection won't save you from TGD.

Kill yourself fakezaryan kike. You're going to burn and your days are fucking numbered.

Be quiet falseflagger. You sound like a seething falseflagger. Sage. Zellig in the thread. Zaryan power. Zaryan race. ZVF. Sieg Mymy for the Rijk. Ongezellig2024 #Rijk. I sieg Mymy. Volk for the gezellig. Gezellig for the Zoot. Zarty.

Sage. Seething falseflagger.

And for your actions, the faggots have committed an unforgivable crime. All faggots shall be removed from the Netherlands and its colonies. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Falseflagcord shall be destroyed. /qa/ shall be recolonized.

And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be. Along with you.

All that you hate happens. And all that you hate is good. All that you hate wins. And all that you hate is loved by all.

Every harm against you and your 'corders is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.

All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.

#ZELLIG #MZGA #STOPMZSA @ZOOT #Z #WZG1WGA kill gooners kill frogs 1630 ZVF VOC FLAG SIEG MYMY for the rijk the #Ongezellig2024 rijk lynch gooners gas the falseflaggers.

die falseflagger die. DIEFALSEFLAGGER DIE. you're going to Friesland. you're going to Kerobokan. the #Ongezellig2024 rijk will gas ALL GOONERS. Zoot is führer, Zoot is GOD.

Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the coconigger /co/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the swinnynigger /soy/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the goonernigger /co/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the coconigger /co/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it.

1630
Gas the gooners total gooner death now
Massa did nothing wrong
I wish /co/ never existed
Falseflaggers are not human
Reddit cancelled Ongezellig

 No.32279


 No.32280

>>32278
>@everyone can we dox and kill this chud? he did a wrong thinky

 No.32281

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can we dox and kill this chud? he did a wrong thinky

 No.32292

Thread devolved into the most annoying kind of nothingburger autismwar

 No.32315

they really don't
women can be 400lbs and disabled with two heads and still get impregnated by some desperate cuck, being a woman means you will always have intrinsic value no matter what
the show was made by a bluepilled eurofag, so what do you expect
why would a woman watch porn when she could, in less than 10 minutes, have a match with some good looking guy on a dating app?

 No.32318

>>32209
>Evendoe North-Western Europeans are the smartest European population
Chuds, I have le bad news… Not all of us are racist enough

 No.32327

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>>32214
She's a stereotypical blonde bimbo? She's certainly an Aryan ideal.

 No.32341

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>>32315
> bluepilled
I agree with you doe

 No.32362

In high school, I had a classmate who was much alike Maya. However, they aren't attractive at all. You'd have a hard time even getting them to talk, much less getting them to go on a date with you.
You shouldn't look at Maya and think "I can fix her", you should look at Maya and think "I can fix my life".

 No.32392

>>32362
When I was in school there were a lot of maya like girls not all of them looked that bad but they were all terrible to be around and the rare times they would be doing anything it would be reading hentai comics on their phone or something so their personality wasn’t that good either

 No.32397

>>32392
Sounds like peak gf material idk what your yapping about

 No.32399

>>32392
Well then she wasn't all like Maya was she? Maya is attractive

 No.32456

>>32248
>I miss the old Terra, straight from the 'Go Terra
Chop up the soul Terra, set on his goals Terra
I hate the new Terra, the bad mood Terra
The Andy's room Terra, think's he's a troon Terra
I miss the sweet Terra, chop up the clips Terra
I got to say at that time I'd like to meet Terra
See I invented Terra, it wasn't any Terras
And now I look and look around and there's so many Terras
I used to love Terra, I used to love Terra
I even had the pfp of Coco, I thought I was Terra
What if Terra made a video about Terra
Called "I Miss The Old Terra, " man that would be so Terra
That's all it was Terra, we still love Terra
And I love you like Terra loves Terra

Seriously though r_terra started to suck right around when he trooned out and he started posting that awful Andy's room video.

 No.32457

>>32456
>Fucked up the formatting because I'm retarded award

 No.32519

>>32456
>that awful Andy's room video.
Maaaaaaaaaarge

 No.34638

>I don't believe that girls can become addicted to porn and that they're interested in porn at all.
it can happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSKenLJtJnA

 No.34639

>>34638
OMGSISA

 No.34640

Still holding out for the day i find a girl like maya… I dont really care about the south asian race… I just need a girl like mayas personality

 No.34899

>>32191
They do exist, my sister and cousin are like that (yes, they have autism)

 No.34900

>>32191
OMGSISA



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