No.4189
lets make this another zarty win, zaryans!
No.4192
ZOOT DO THIS
No.4195
= DO THIS =
No.4196
Indeed, let's give them a thanks. Remember, the derailing must be as schizo and stupid as possible. Make the thread unnavigable, don't make it obvious that it's a zarty raid lest you get banned. Just find the most random and vaguely relevant things to discuss to no end. It may even be best to make zoot hide this thread once the operation commences so no insiders can leak the plans and warn the jannies
No.4197
>>4195Red text fail, I’m killing myself.
Still do it DOE !
No.4198
Try to replicate leaderfag's posting style as closely as possible and post the most retarded shit ever.
No.4253
>>4252
retard
No.4254
>>4252
retard
No.4263
>>4259low effort gem (even doe racemixing so actually coal)
No.4266
>>4265
frankish gem
No.4275
>>4274You know the drill folks
goof the thread up
No.4278
>>4188BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nice job lads
No.4280
>>4279I talked about how Mymy modified a NERF gun to act as a real musket.
The jannies don't even know the zellig lore smh -_-
No.4281
>>4280no shot GEEEEEEEEEEG
No.4283
Make more posts pretending to be the leaderfag.
No.4285
>>4283if youre ganna impersonate him you gotta make it look believable, just making false claims or plans or announcments. make sure to first disclose that the other impersonators arent you
No.4287
THEY ARE DELETING OUR POSTS, I REPEAT, THEY ARE DELETING OUR POSTS.
SEND IN RVERY REINFORCEMENT POSSIBLE NOW!!!!
No.4289
>>4287>>4288They also deleted the Foenkie lore post. Makes you think.
No.4291
>>4287>>4289They didnt touch the gun post fall back to that
No.4292
PSA: STOP POSTING JAKS
theyll just get deleted and you might get banned
DONT ACT LIKE TEENS
No.4293
New foenkie lore post is up, spread that shit around.
No.4294
>>4286huh???
descendant of the KING OF EGYPT?????
No.4295
>>4294I'm not shitting you, I have talked to several oldheads that have been here since the original deel 1 /co/ thread and they say its true.
Descendant of a king and yet he chooses to overmoderate a show about orange autist girls
No.4296
>>4197its a good day for the zarty!
No.4297
>>4295do you know anything more specific???
like which king he was actually related to so we could do some research on his descendants
No.4300
also send me whats in your 'lig folder as im gonna participate
No.4301
>>4299BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HE HAS TO BE TROLLING DUDE! NO WAY HE IS A ROYALTY
No.4304
>>4299hell that king is really famous
basically a recurring story of him was that when the socialist military coup (1952) happened in egypt that ousted the royal family this guy grabbed his sniper rifle on got on the roof of his palace and started shooting people
he later escaped to italy and married an italian actress
when the socialists entered his palace they found the biggest stash of porn magazines in the world
this dude was crazy he:
- Collected Coca-Cola bottles
- Tossed ice cubes down his patron's dresses
- Banned Egyptian citizens from owning red cars so that only he could own one
- Pickpocketed visiting officials. Stole Churchill's pocket watch once.
- Grabbed the Shah of Persia medals and sword off of his corpse and tried to make a run for it
- Collected (supposedly) one of the world's largest pornography collections
clearly his descendants are kleptomaniacs just like him
No.4305
>>4304That's really interesting stuff, thanks for sharing, I wonder if foenkie is actually his descendant.
No.4306
>>4304the question is, how tf did his son get to the Netherlands from Italy?
No.4307
>>4304Everything about him sounds keyed except for the porno mag stuff. Be kinda sad if foenkie is a descendant of him and how xe turned out
No.4308
>>4306well really the italian actress he "married" didn't conceive any child from him
they had a private affair like a secret lover thing and she was also 18 when they started seeing eachother
basically she was her side bitch cuz her official spouse was old
No.4309
>>4308If she is her "side bitch", why would he make it public that Foenkie is his son? What happened to the "side bitch"? Do we know more about her?
No.4310
>>4309mate we dont know if Foenkie is her son we didnt say anything about that
the italian actress didnt have any child if i remember correctly she was just really famous and had a lot of cash (wow i wonder where she got it from)
i'm doing some research on his family tree i'll try to list every possible descendant that he has that are still alive
No.4311
>>4309also her name was Irma Capece Minutolo she died this year
No.4312
>>4310>mate we dont know if Foenkie is her son we didnt say anything about thatIt would be funny if it was.
No.4314
>>4313yeah looks arab enough
No.4315
I think that Asocial realised that the thread is zaryan property and probably told his people to not interact. I don't see other folks here.
That or everybody is waiting for 23rd.
No.4316
>>4315means it's operation success so far, keep an eye on the thread. The thread also doesn't contain "ongezellig" so its probably hard for some people to find
No.4317
also can someone explain me who is this associal guy? I haven't been around for zellig stuff for like few months
No.4319
>>4317some guy acting like a community manager on /co/, he was a head of a few shillops
>>4318Unironically extremely believable. Leaderfag likely check the zarty before. He could be in this very thread.
No.4320
>>4317its some guy who runs the probably largest ongezellig themed youtube channel, yet it seems his fame has gotten to his head. He acts like the leader of the zellig community.
Yet the only power he has is on 4chan and JewTube, we WILL overthrow him and 'zeens WILL be in control
No.4321
>>4317"Asocial, but in Dutch" is a youtuber and an influencial figure in the ongezellig community (or on the /co/ side of things). He is known to be a bit autistic (because he schizoposts) and there are speculations that he is working with Foenkie as a spy to ban chuds and zaryans off of Massadonë.
His stance on the zarty are a bit in question. He actually posted here and was cool, but then there were other posts, hostile to us, on /co/ which could be from him. He also does not like soyjaks.
No.4323
>>4313do you know if he lives in france or some other european nation??
it would be helpful to know i'm making a family tree and some descendants of farouk i actually live in france (the other ones in benelux and MAYBE some in america)
No.4324
>>4323I'm fairly certain he is real life friends with Massa, he is from Holland.
No.4325
>>4323He lives in the netherlands IIRC. he has even met up with massa.
No.4326
>>4324>>4325i see
somehow all the major royalty families have to do with the benelux its kind of weird
normally its the european ones but also this egyptian one has connections in the benelux
No.4327
>>4304Since we're just dumping trivia about this guy I'll list some tamer ones:
- He tried to style himself "Pharaoh" but the Brits didn't let him because they hate fun.
- The CIA's plan to try and get him to concede to the revolutionaries (so he wouldn't get overthrown outright) was called "Project Fat Fucker".
No.4331
>>4323so i finished the family tree (i underlined in RED the successors to the throne and i drew some GREEN "?" on the parts of the family that i could not find any information about)
so either this Foenkie guy is lying about being egyptian royalty or his actual connections to the royal family are so far back because i noticed that strangely all the descendants of farouk i are kind of WHITE and dont really look like arab egyptians
(the 2 guys in picrel are Farouk I and his son Fuad II)
No.4332
>>4331like not REALLY white but you could already confuse him with someone from italy/spain or southern france so really just mediterranean phenotype
No.4334
>>4331well the dynasty in question is very mutted, they have like French, Circassian, Albanian, Turkish, Greek and Arab blood mixed
No.4336
>>4334yeah there are russians too
i guess using physiognomy wont help really with a dynasty this mutted
anyway there are some parts of the family where i could not find any information about so he might descend from those parts
No.4337
>>4331The Egyptian royal family is of Albanian origin. Not even joking, this is somewhat well-known.
No.4339
>>4337oh yeah i forgot about that i remember watching a video about Muhammad Ali of Egypt he was like albanian-turkish
No.4342
>>4341Hoxxitron hates the white race it’s only expected by this shota lover
No.4347
>>4294FOENKIE WUZ KINGS AND SHIEEEEEEE GEEEEEEG
No.4349
>>4347wewuzzers really are everywhere huh
if you guys have any information at all about Foenkie it would really help out
No.4351
>>4349Sorry chud, the faurok thing and being a /pol/ moderator is all I got.
No.4354
>>4352so Noa has his own discord server??
also marge??
No.4359
>>4188I'm banned on the cuck frick