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 No.4188

Listen up, Maggots!
The /co/omers and Associal are planing to make a thread on 23rd. Associal is really retarded and has "prohibited" other /co/omers from making/posting on zellig threads. For this lets give 'em a "welcome back hug" to celabrate their return

Our mission is simple:
When the thread drops, we raid it and derail it to oblivion.

BONUS OBJECTIVE:
We finish the second canvas and posted it there as a "welcome back gift".

Lets give them hell, zaryans.

 No.4189

lets make this another zarty win, zaryans!

 No.4192

ZOOT DO THIS

 No.4195

= DO THIS =

 No.4196

Indeed, let's give them a thanks. Remember, the derailing must be as schizo and stupid as possible. Make the thread unnavigable, don't make it obvious that it's a zarty raid lest you get banned. Just find the most random and vaguely relevant things to discuss to no end. It may even be best to make zoot hide this thread once the operation commences so no insiders can leak the plans and warn the jannies

 No.4197

>>4195
Red text fail, I’m killing myself.
Still do it DOE !

 No.4198

Try to replicate leaderfag's posting style as closely as possible and post the most retarded shit ever.

 No.4203

>>4198
**I'm trans btw**

 No.4230

>>4188
TSMT

 No.4235

File: 1700532297175.png (3.53 MB, 2074x1166, Mymy's wish come tru.png)

made Mymy white

 No.4247

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added a familiar face

 No.4249

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>>4248
I think you are taking this too seriously. We are just going to troll some /co/omers. We are not doing some SWAT operations, we are doing classical 4chan pranks.
The last canvas was great.

Besides, he is a spy for Massadonë and reports chuds to Foenkie. He is not just a retard, that says stupid shit.

 No.4251

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>>4250
>normal fans
>/co/

 No.4253

>>4252
retard

 No.4254

>>4252
retard

 No.4257

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>>4250
Raiding is Zarty culture sweetie, or however my 4cuck be so drippy

 No.4259

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>>4247
bwc win

 No.4260

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>>4259
opa forgot the new image

 No.4261

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>>4250
>this is a raid, of course i'm taking it serious
What do you expect from a raid? Tactical nukes? Hired hitmen? We are going to post the based canvas and also act schizo. Where is the harm in that?

>And doing this make us like those trannies


I have never seen a troon doing raids DOE. This is le sharty culture or smth

>Yes but what about other normal zellig fans?

>call me a retard but some people are actually quite chill in there

The raid (which again, isn't going to be something seriouse, just a bit of trolling) is going to affect troons. If there are any normalfag, I am pretty sure that they will either ignore it or laugh at the situation.

>I'll say we should just neglesed it and make him realize that no one give a shit about his plan

Sure, but this is also going to be fun.

Again, i don't see the harm in this. The point is that we are going to act silly there. Bonus points if somebody actually gets ANGRY, because they take some threads on /co/ too seriously.

Like please, explain to me where is the bad in that?

 No.4263

>>4259
low effort gem (even doe racemixing so actually coal)

 No.4264

File: 1700621992419.png (4.29 MB, 2074x1166, rapeson owned or something.png)

Made it slightly gemmier with the obligatory rapeson

 No.4266

>>4265
frankish gem

 No.4274


 No.4275

>>4274
You know the drill folks
goof the thread up

 No.4276

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jannies are near, be careful

 No.4277

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!

 No.4278

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>>4188
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nice job lads

 No.4279

>>4277
what was it for?

 No.4280

>>4279
I talked about how Mymy modified a NERF gun to act as a real musket.
The jannies don't even know the zellig lore smh -_-

 No.4281

>>4280
no shot GEEEEEEEEEEG

 No.4282

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actually hilarious

 No.4283

Make more posts pretending to be the leaderfag.

 No.4284

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somebody said the n-word, it's cocover

 No.4285

>>4283
if youre ganna impersonate him you gotta make it look believable, just making false claims or plans or announcments. make sure to first disclose that the other impersonators arent you

 No.4286

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New Foenkie lore just droped.

 No.4287

THEY ARE DELETING OUR POSTS, I REPEAT, THEY ARE DELETING OUR POSTS.

SEND IN RVERY REINFORCEMENT POSSIBLE NOW!!!!

 No.4288

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IF YOU GET BANNED, REMEMBER TO GET SOMETHING LIKE TUXLER FOR RESIDENTIAL IPS
https://www.tuxlervpn.com/

 No.4289

>>4287
>>4288
They also deleted the Foenkie lore post. Makes you think.

 No.4291

>>4287
>>4289
They didnt touch the gun post fall back to that

 No.4292

PSA: STOP POSTING JAKS
theyll just get deleted and you might get banned
DONT ACT LIKE TEENS

 No.4293

New foenkie lore post is up, spread that shit around.

 No.4294

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>>4286
huh???
descendant of the KING OF EGYPT?????

 No.4295

>>4294
I'm not shitting you, I have talked to several oldheads that have been here since the original deel 1 /co/ thread and they say its true.

Descendant of a king and yet he chooses to overmoderate a show about orange autist girls

 No.4296

>>4197
its a good day for the zarty!

 No.4297

>>4295
do you know anything more specific???
like which king he was actually related to so we could do some research on his descendants

 No.4298

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Ransom…

 No.4299

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farouk_of_Egypt

This one, again, I'm not pulling your leg.

 No.4300

also send me whats in your 'lig folder as im gonna participate

 No.4301

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>>4299
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HE HAS TO BE TROLLING DUDE! NO WAY HE IS A ROYALTY

 No.4303

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>>4299
Bro you're bullshitting, unironically noCAP

 No.4304

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>>4299
hell that king is really famous
basically a recurring story of him was that when the socialist military coup (1952) happened in egypt that ousted the royal family this guy grabbed his sniper rifle on got on the roof of his palace and started shooting people
he later escaped to italy and married an italian actress
when the socialists entered his palace they found the biggest stash of porn magazines in the world
this dude was crazy he:
- Collected Coca-Cola bottles
- Tossed ice cubes down his patron's dresses
- Banned Egyptian citizens from owning red cars so that only he could own one
- Pickpocketed visiting officials. Stole Churchill's pocket watch once.
- Grabbed the Shah of Persia medals and sword off of his corpse and tried to make a run for it
- Collected (supposedly) one of the world's largest pornography collections

clearly his descendants are kleptomaniacs just like him

 No.4305

>>4304
That's really interesting stuff, thanks for sharing, I wonder if foenkie is actually his descendant.

 No.4306

>>4304
the question is, how tf did his son get to the Netherlands from Italy?

 No.4307

>>4304
Everything about him sounds keyed except for the porno mag stuff. Be kinda sad if foenkie is a descendant of him and how xe turned out

 No.4308

>>4306
well really the italian actress he "married" didn't conceive any child from him
they had a private affair like a secret lover thing and she was also 18 when they started seeing eachother
basically she was her side bitch cuz her official spouse was old

 No.4309

>>4308
If she is her "side bitch", why would he make it public that Foenkie is his son? What happened to the "side bitch"? Do we know more about her?

 No.4310

>>4309
mate we dont know if Foenkie is her son we didnt say anything about that
the italian actress didnt have any child if i remember correctly she was just really famous and had a lot of cash (wow i wonder where she got it from)

i'm doing some research on his family tree i'll try to list every possible descendant that he has that are still alive

 No.4311

>>4309
also her name was Irma Capece Minutolo she died this year

 No.4312

>>4310
>mate we dont know if Foenkie is her son we didnt say anything about that
It would be funny if it was.

 No.4313

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this is how xhe looks like

 No.4314

>>4313
yeah looks arab enough

 No.4315

I think that Asocial realised that the thread is zaryan property and probably told his people to not interact. I don't see other folks here.
That or everybody is waiting for 23rd.

 No.4316

>>4315
means it's operation success so far, keep an eye on the thread. The thread also doesn't contain "ongezellig" so its probably hard for some people to find

 No.4317

also can someone explain me who is this associal guy? I haven't been around for zellig stuff for like few months

 No.4318

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>>4316
>doesn't contain "ongezellig"
this makes me think that the thread is a decoy, so that we get exhausted and don't bother with the main thread tomorrow.

 No.4319

>>4317
some guy acting like a community manager on /co/, he was a head of a few shillops

>>4318
Unironically extremely believable. Leaderfag likely check the zarty before. He could be in this very thread.

 No.4320

>>4317
its some guy who runs the probably largest ongezellig themed youtube channel, yet it seems his fame has gotten to his head. He acts like the leader of the zellig community.
Yet the only power he has is on 4chan and JewTube, we WILL overthrow him and 'zeens WILL be in control

 No.4321

>>4317
"Asocial, but in Dutch" is a youtuber and an influencial figure in the ongezellig community (or on the /co/ side of things). He is known to be a bit autistic (because he schizoposts) and there are speculations that he is working with Foenkie as a spy to ban chuds and zaryans off of Massadonë.

His stance on the zarty are a bit in question. He actually posted here and was cool, but then there were other posts, hostile to us, on /co/ which could be from him. He also does not like soyjaks.

 No.4322

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>they don't know

 No.4323

>>4313
do you know if he lives in france or some other european nation??
it would be helpful to know i'm making a family tree and some descendants of farouk i actually live in france (the other ones in benelux and MAYBE some in america)

 No.4324

>>4323
I'm fairly certain he is real life friends with Massa, he is from Holland.

 No.4325

>>4323
He lives in the netherlands IIRC. he has even met up with massa.

 No.4326

>>4324
>>4325
i see
somehow all the major royalty families have to do with the benelux its kind of weird
normally its the european ones but also this egyptian one has connections in the benelux

 No.4327

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>>4304
Since we're just dumping trivia about this guy I'll list some tamer ones:
- He tried to style himself "Pharaoh" but the Brits didn't let him because they hate fun.
- The CIA's plan to try and get him to concede to the revolutionaries (so he wouldn't get overthrown outright) was called "Project Fat Fucker".

 No.4330

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A cheerful chuckle was had

 No.4331

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>>4323
so i finished the family tree (i underlined in RED the successors to the throne and i drew some GREEN "?" on the parts of the family that i could not find any information about)
so either this Foenkie guy is lying about being egyptian royalty or his actual connections to the royal family are so far back because i noticed that strangely all the descendants of farouk i are kind of WHITE and dont really look like arab egyptians
(the 2 guys in picrel are Farouk I and his son Fuad II)

 No.4332

>>4331
like not REALLY white but you could already confuse him with someone from italy/spain or southern france so really just mediterranean phenotype

 No.4333

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Noa status: seething
Zaryan status: win

 No.4334

>>4331
well the dynasty in question is very mutted, they have like French, Circassian, Albanian, Turkish, Greek and Arab blood mixed

 No.4336

>>4334
yeah there are russians too
i guess using physiognomy wont help really with a dynasty this mutted
anyway there are some parts of the family where i could not find any information about so he might descend from those parts

 No.4337

>>4331
The Egyptian royal family is of Albanian origin. Not even joking, this is somewhat well-known.

 No.4338

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>>4334
Circassia mentioned

 No.4339

>>4337
oh yeah i forgot about that i remember watching a video about Muhammad Ali of Egypt he was like albanian-turkish

 No.4341

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I just can't with these troons

 No.4342

>>4341
Hoxxitron hates the white race it’s only expected by this shota lover

 No.4347

>>4294
FOENKIE WUZ KINGS AND SHIEEEEEEE GEEEEEEG

 No.4349

>>4347
wewuzzers really are everywhere huh
if you guys have any information at all about Foenkie it would really help out

 No.4351

>>4349
Sorry chud, the faurok thing and being a /pol/ moderator is all I got.

 No.4352

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Marge?

 No.4353

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>>4351
damn it guess we gotta wait for more shit to come out then

 No.4354

>>4352
so Noa has his own discord server??
also marge??

 No.4355

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Nice impersonation, but remember to rename your image files to something that describes the feeling of the image just to sell home that it could be Noa

 No.4357

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Let's try and hit the bump limit before tomorrow

 No.4359

>>4188
I'm banned on the cuck frick

 No.4363

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Stealth is always an option

 No.4513

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NOA'S BACK!!
GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND START GOOFING IT UP!!!

 No.4520

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What did you guys do?

 No.4521

Btw new thread to Schizo and Goof up: https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/140801203

 No.4522

>>4520
Quads of Marge



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