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 No.8915

 No.8916

I don’t speak border hopper can you please explain what the fuck they’re talking about

 No.8917

>>8916
tl;dr give me you money and I pinky promise I'll continue zellig as Massa would have wanted

 No.8919

>>8917
I don’t trust a spic that made industry baby (faggot nigger song) in Roblox with my money. If anyone wants to throw their money out of the window then go ahead, just saying you’re better off giving that money to zoot or.. me.

 No.8920

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collecting money is a hopeless cope

 No.8923

>>8919
Right.

 No.8931

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as a latin american i can tell bro is a scammer, only a fucking retarded redditor would fall for this shit

 No.8933

XWNBM (Xhe will never be massa)

 No.8935

most retarded shit ive seen, money cant just magically make a good show

 No.8941

ama sound real chuddy but..

THIS IS A WHITE MAN'S JOB NO BEANY IN A MILLION FUCKING YEARS WILL DO SAVE ZELLIG

 No.8942

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>>8935
>>8931
Wow so surprisingly™

 No.8943

jokes aside only dumb (mostly spainish speakers) would fall for this, lets watch the embers turn into a forrest fire 🤑

 No.8956

>You will never be the real Massa. You have no OC, you have no germanic blood, you have no audience. You're a latinx sweetie twisted by ideas of fame into a crude mockery of zelligs pefection.

>All the donations you get is two faced and half hearted, behind your back people mock you. Massa is disgusted and ashamed of you. Your "zaryanbros" laugh at your ghoulish animation abilities behind closed doors.


>Zelligers are utterly repulsed by you, 6 years of evolution has allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even latinx' that "pass" look uncanny and unatural to a zelliger. Your art style is a dead giveaway. And even if you get a drunked zelliger to donate, xhe'll turn tails and bolt the second they get a view of your animations.


>You will never be massa, you wrench out a fake dutch identity everyday and tell yourself its going to be ok, but deep down you feel the latinx genes creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.


>Eventually it'll be too much to bear, you'll turn off your PC, go outside and enjoy nature. Zelligers will find out, heartbroken but relieved they'll no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll put your art in the zelligbooru and forget all about you. And all that'll remain of your legacy is a latinxie who tried to be massa.


>This is what you chose, this is your fate, there's no turning back.

 No.8957

>>8956
trvkerald



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