No.32874
Maya has got me feeling some type of way I've never felt before. She is everything I could ever want, timid but has a personality, cute and sweet, those green eyes, black hair, fair skin and her background. It sucks so much knowing no one like her exists IRL. I can't see anything related to her that I just get this heavy feeling in my chest. Why can't there be someone like her IRL? She's got this whole vibe that's so appealing, get it? The way she struggles with her ADD, how she's sometimes a bit childish, her insecurities and daydreaming, always in that red hoodie and thigh-high socks, it's all just so charming and comforting.
It's demotivating as hell, and it's messing with my drive to do anything, she has completely burned my brain. I can't feel attracted to any girl, I have no more drive for doing anything, what's the point? Maya isn real afterall. She makes me feel empty and hopeless in a way I have never felt before. It's like I've set this impossible standard for real-life relationships based on a character that doesn't even exist. I have never had to deal with this before, so I may have noticed it too late, but I've tried distracting myself with other things, other activities, but nothing works. I keep coming back to her, to Ongezellig, rewatching it and consuming everything related to her, it's like a vicious cycle. The more I watch, the more attached I get, and the more it hurts knowing she's not real, I've even started daydreaming about meeting someone like her, but it just feels so far-fetched, why couldn't I have been a Mymy/Cocofag? All the scenes she's portrayed in, when shes daydreaming and lets her hair down imagining a different world, it makes me feel like I'm seeing the real her, the part she keeps hidden from everyone else. Those small, intimate glimpses into her make her feel so real and relatable even if I don't have a similar life, and yet she's just a figment of some 30yr old Dutch guy imagination. It's so hard to stay motivated, I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality
No.32902
You brought to words something I couldn't describe, i feel the same way
No.32903
kill yourself
No.32905
this is how I feel about mymy btw
No.32908
obese serbshit above me
No.32923
mods wake up i cant post images
No.32928
>>32923posting images is not blocked, try again
No.32929
>>32874they exist but they dont want you
even maya is chad only, sorry
No.32937
>>32928i got an error saying it failed to resize my image or it just didnt let me post
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No.32954
>>32937That's because of the spam. Don't worry about at, we are going to enable new captcha today, just waiting for Zoot to be available.
No.32988
That's very smart — to swear your loyalty to a fictional character to free yourself from the necessity to build real meaningful relationships with actual people.
No.33003
aint readin all'at award
No.33004
Read all'at award
No.33012
Girls like that exist. I attended high school with one.
Maya is attractive only because you know of her struggles. You know what she really is.
If Maya was real, you would not know of her struggles, you would not know of her personality. You would only know her as that weird, silent girl who isn't ugly but also isn't anything notable.
You stupid unintelligent niggers watch a 20 minute animation about perceived helplessness and come away fantasizing about a constructed, unrealistic person.
also this
>>32929 No.33016
>>32988Every Zaryan is like that
No.33031
>>33012tsmt, there are a million mayas but when they actually exist and arent drawn in cute cartoon style zarty chuds dont even care
No.33046
>>32929She's Chad only? Read Maya's Bus Ride Comic. Maya would 100% want me. I look 10x better than that faggotniggerarab-Foenkie self-insert cunt in Maya's bus ride comic, with whom she fell in love immediately. Actually, the fact that it would be so easy just makes it all sadder. We'd fall in love instantly and get married in less than a year.
>>33012 >>33031You dumb fags don't understand that being a Maya doesn't just mean having a similar personality. She also needs to look like her and be at least somewhat attractive. I doubt the experiences you guys had checked these boxes.
No.33078
>>33075This one is just old and you seem to forget that Maya is only 1/4 Indonesian.
No.33080
>>33031It's the other way around. Chuds may care, but they don't care about chuds and treat them as air.
No.33082
>>33075Every ethnicity has attractive people (except one…), you just cherrypicked.
also
>>33078 No.33084
>>33078>>33082doesnt matter when the rest of her is
>1/4th indian (absolute rock bottom of the barrel subhumans, worse than niggers even)>1/4th surinamese (obsessed guyanaskin incel)>1/4th dutch (irrelevant) No.33089
>>33084You got it wrong. She is:
1/4 Chinese (nothing wrong with that)
1/4 Indonesian (also nothing wrong)
1/4 Surinamese (that's where pajeet genes come, although there is a lot of genetic diversity between parts of India)
1/4 Dutch (Aryan genes that gave her green eyes)
No.33097
You are all wrong she is obviously half Dutch half Indo (truthnuke approved by Massa himself)
No.33103
>>33046of all the ones I knew if they were ever attractive the failure to take care of themselves and bad hygiene ruined their attractiveness. anyone with maya’s personality would do both of these things because they are literal basement hermits who never go outside except for school and talk to no one there. maya is real but she smells like shit and has greasy hair
No.33106
>>33103did they have fair skin, green eyes and black hair? yeah that's what I thought. Also I'd fix her so it doesn't matter
No.33109
>>33106at least one definitely did and even if not you can fix the eyes with colored contacts like mymy. this still would not fix the problem of the grating personality and total lack of self care for herself
No.33110
>>33103Imagine taking Maya home and the first thing you do is to clean her with Karcher washer.
No.33114
>>33109the grating personality and lack of self-care are her outer-shell. Just look at how rapidly she changes in the bus-comic, I believe she doesn't take care of herself because she thinks it doesn't matter and that no one wants her, so why do it? If I had her she'd probably fix that issue by herself. As for the personality part, rewatch the series and read the two comics, she has one, it's just hidden under her anti-social ADD doomer shell (which is easily fixable)
>>33110pretty much this
>>33111she wouldn't know I'm one though
No.33119
>>33114in that one birthday comic she is bulimic even though ‘no one cares’
No.33133
@33128@
>brown t50 shitskin niggerised eye colour
No.33141
>>33133failed quote award
No.33147
Transgender MAP above me
No.33149
>>33119Well that supports me further then
No.33150
>>33128Maya's green eyes mog Coco and Coco is a bitch or something
No.33151
>>33150dont talk about her like that
No.33154
>>33150So where Coco's noble Huguenot chocolate eyes are worse (if not even better as they actually are) than her soulless swamp-like… abysms? I fucking won't count it as “eyes”, it definitely something different.
No.33156
>>33119she just did it so appear sick, the intention wasnt to portray bulimia, you can figure it out o algo
No.33248
>>33243devastating trvthnova that cocoons wont be able to handle
No.33253
>>33250you can tell by looking at xer face that the nigger hits her geeg
No.33324
>>33250ccoo racebait is becoming real
No.33332
>>33330
Negrotation
No.33348
>>32874go find one. i have met several “mayas” at my school, and
>>33012 is completely right.
No.33425
>>33348Personality wise it isn't SO rare, although still rare considering the generalization you guys make of a Maya. Looks-wise is were things get hard
No.33426
>>33348they are like 1 in 3 girls at my school plus half of them are asian or hapa
No.110306
>>32874i was just like this, but a burst of relationship anxiety killed the whole vibe and now im just a nonchalant fag
No.110320
>>32874If you think about it more younger women are being more like Maya nowadays
No.110381
>>110306>a burst of relationship anxiety killed the whole vibewdym?
No.110491
>>32908Ev&oe serbs are aryan TMD beasts and you're an arap turkish mutt
No.110492
I know this is you you ungrateful british cunt