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 No.32874

Maya has got me feeling some type of way I've never felt before. She is everything I could ever want, timid but has a personality, cute and sweet, those green eyes, black hair, fair skin and her background. It sucks so much knowing no one like her exists IRL. I can't see anything related to her that I just get this heavy feeling in my chest. Why can't there be someone like her IRL? She's got this whole vibe that's so appealing, get it? The way she struggles with her ADD, how she's sometimes a bit childish, her insecurities and daydreaming, always in that red hoodie and thigh-high socks, it's all just so charming and comforting.
It's demotivating as hell, and it's messing with my drive to do anything, she has completely burned my brain. I can't feel attracted to any girl, I have no more drive for doing anything, what's the point? Maya isn real afterall. She makes me feel empty and hopeless in a way I have never felt before. It's like I've set this impossible standard for real-life relationships based on a character that doesn't even exist. I have never had to deal with this before, so I may have noticed it too late, but I've tried distracting myself with other things, other activities, but nothing works. I keep coming back to her, to Ongezellig, rewatching it and consuming everything related to her, it's like a vicious cycle. The more I watch, the more attached I get, and the more it hurts knowing she's not real, I've even started daydreaming about meeting someone like her, but it just feels so far-fetched, why couldn't I have been a Mymy/Cocofag? All the scenes she's portrayed in, when shes daydreaming and lets her hair down imagining a different world, it makes me feel like I'm seeing the real her, the part she keeps hidden from everyone else. Those small, intimate glimpses into her make her feel so real and relatable even if I don't have a similar life, and yet she's just a figment of some 30yr old Dutch guy imagination. It's so hard to stay motivated, I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality

 No.32875

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stay safe zaryan

 No.32902

You brought to words something I couldn't describe, i feel the same way

 No.32903

kill yourself

 No.32904

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 No.32905

this is how I feel about mymy btw

 No.32908

obese serbshit above me

 No.32923

mods wake up i cant post images

 No.32928

>>32923
posting images is not blocked, try again

 No.32929

>>32874
they exist but they dont want you
even maya is chad only, sorry

 No.32937

>>32928
i got an error saying it failed to resize my image or it just didnt let me post
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 No.32954

>>32937
That's because of the spam. Don't worry about at, we are going to enable new captcha today, just waiting for Zoot to be available.

 No.32988

That's very smart — to swear your loyalty to a fictional character to free yourself from the necessity to build real meaningful relationships with actual people.

 No.33003

aint readin all'at award

 No.33004

Read all'at award

 No.33012

Girls like that exist. I attended high school with one.
Maya is attractive only because you know of her struggles. You know what she really is.
If Maya was real, you would not know of her struggles, you would not know of her personality. You would only know her as that weird, silent girl who isn't ugly but also isn't anything notable.
You stupid unintelligent niggers watch a 20 minute animation about perceived helplessness and come away fantasizing about a constructed, unrealistic person.

also this >>32929

 No.33016

>>32988
Every Zaryan is like that

 No.33031

>>33012
tsmt, there are a million mayas but when they actually exist and arent drawn in cute cartoon style zarty chuds dont even care

 No.33046

>>32929
She's Chad only? Read Maya's Bus Ride Comic. Maya would 100% want me. I look 10x better than that faggotniggerarab-Foenkie self-insert cunt in Maya's bus ride comic, with whom she fell in love immediately. Actually, the fact that it would be so easy just makes it all sadder. We'd fall in love instantly and get married in less than a year.

>>33012 >>33031
You dumb fags don't understand that being a Maya doesn't just mean having a similar personality. She also needs to look like her and be at least somewhat attractive. I doubt the experiences you guys had checked these boxes.

 No.33075

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>>33046
>and be at least somewhat attractive
even doe shitskindonesian girls look like picrel

 No.33078

>>33075
This one is just old and you seem to forget that Maya is only 1/4 Indonesian.

 No.33080

>>33031
It's the other way around. Chuds may care, but they don't care about chuds and treat them as air.

 No.33082

>>33075
Every ethnicity has attractive people (except one…), you just cherrypicked.
also >>33078

 No.33084

>>33078
>>33082
doesnt matter when the rest of her is
>1/4th indian (absolute rock bottom of the barrel subhumans, worse than niggers even)
>1/4th surinamese (obsessed guyanaskin incel)
>1/4th dutch (irrelevant)

 No.33089

>>33084
You got it wrong. She is:
1/4 Chinese (nothing wrong with that)
1/4 Indonesian (also nothing wrong)
1/4 Surinamese (that's where pajeet genes come, although there is a lot of genetic diversity between parts of India)
1/4 Dutch (Aryan genes that gave her green eyes)

 No.33091

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>>33082
8 actually: gulf Arab, Persian, North African, turkish, paki/pajeet, Jewish, albanian, bosnian

 No.33097

You are all wrong she is obviously half Dutch half Indo (truthnuke approved by Massa himself)

 No.33102

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>>33084
picrel is Maya, also she is 1/2 Indo-European, and when you mix any European with a darker Indo-European (Persians/Indians) they come out looking very white.>>33084

 No.33103

>>33046
of all the ones I knew if they were ever attractive the failure to take care of themselves and bad hygiene ruined their attractiveness. anyone with maya’s personality would do both of these things because they are literal basement hermits who never go outside except for school and talk to no one there. maya is real but she smells like shit and has greasy hair

 No.33106

>>33103
did they have fair skin, green eyes and black hair? yeah that's what I thought. Also I'd fix her so it doesn't matter

 No.33109

>>33106
at least one definitely did and even if not you can fix the eyes with colored contacts like mymy. this still would not fix the problem of the grating personality and total lack of self care for herself

 No.33110

>>33103
Imagine taking Maya home and the first thing you do is to clean her with Karcher washer.

 No.33111

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>>33046
she would never even LOOK at a zarty user

 No.33114

>>33109
the grating personality and lack of self-care are her outer-shell. Just look at how rapidly she changes in the bus-comic, I believe she doesn't take care of herself because she thinks it doesn't matter and that no one wants her, so why do it? If I had her she'd probably fix that issue by herself. As for the personality part, rewatch the series and read the two comics, she has one, it's just hidden under her anti-social ADD doomer shell (which is easily fixable)
>>33110
pretty much this
>>33111
she wouldn't know I'm one though

 No.33115

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>>33114
The horrible drip and smell would just give it away

 No.33119

>>33114
in that one birthday comic she is bulimic even though ‘no one cares’

 No.33128

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>>33089
>>33102
>b-but 25-50% of Aryan genes!1!
Then why we just can't kill her and marry Coco (she's fully Aryan + blond)

 No.33133

@33128@
>brown t50 shitskin niggerised eye colour

 No.33141

>>33133
failed quote award

 No.33143

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bbc ADDICT above me

 No.33144

>>33143
im black

 No.33145

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 No.33146

>>33145
ywnbaw

 No.33147

Transgender MAP above me

 No.33148

>>33147
ywnbaw

 No.33149

>>33119
Well that supports me further then

 No.33150

>>33128
Maya's green eyes mog Coco and Coco is a bitch or something

 No.33151

>>33150
dont talk about her like that

 No.33154

>>33150
So where Coco's noble Huguenot chocolate eyes are worse (if not even better as they actually are) than her soulless swamp-like… abysms? I fucking won't count it as “eyes”, it definitely something different.

 No.33156

>>33119
she just did it so appear sick, the intention wasnt to portray bulimia, you can figure it out o algo

 No.33243

>>33128
>marry Coco because she’s aryan even Though she has nigger shit brown t50s and Mymy is an aryan queen with ginger hair and beautiful blue eyes

 No.33248

>>33243
devastating trvthnova that cocoons wont be able to handle

 No.33250

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>>33248
>cocoons

 No.33252

>>33250
>BBC news

 No.33253

>>33250
you can tell by looking at xer face that the nigger hits her geeg

 No.33280

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>don't marry Coco because she has nigger shit brown t50s even though she's aryan and Mymy is a larper serf with dyed hair and horrible blue contact linses

 No.33324

>>33250
ccoo racebait is becoming real

 No.33332

>>33330
Negrotation

 No.33348

>>32874
go find one. i have met several “mayas” at my school, and >>33012 is completely right.

 No.33425

>>33348
Personality wise it isn't SO rare, although still rare considering the generalization you guys make of a Maya. Looks-wise is were things get hard

 No.33426

>>33348
they are like 1 in 3 girls at my school plus half of them are asian or hapa

 No.110291

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 No.110306

>>32874
i was just like this, but a burst of relationship anxiety killed the whole vibe and now im just a nonchalant fag

 No.110320

>>32874
If you think about it more younger women are being more like Maya nowadays

 No.110321


 No.110322

>>110320
>>110321
diddy bluds

 No.110330

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>>110291
Fucking kill yourself agugufag for necrobumping this DNB thread about some obsessed zaryan

 No.110381

>>110306
>a burst of relationship anxiety killed the whole vibe
wdym?

 No.110415

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>>110381
Xe moved on.






<…Traitor.

 No.110491

>>32908
Ev&oe serbs are aryan TMD beasts and you're an arap turkish mutt

 No.110492

I know this is you you ungrateful british cunt



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