No.27206
i’d definitely pick the purple pill, it would be so much fun
here’s my ranking for all the pills:
1: purple
2: yellow
3: red
4: brown
5: green
6: pink
7: blue
8: black
9: orange
No.27207
Definitely Pink
Red: I couldn’t care less about a dude in NZ
Orange: Mymy wouldn’t marry me anyways
Yellow: Nothingburger
Green : He would get jailed after 2 weeks
Blue: All good things must come to an end
Purple: IDC ‘bout jewcial media when my green card gets cancelled
No.27208
i choose the white pill which removes all /pol/tards from zarty
No.27211
>>27205Red because it would be funny if tried to break the current record and all the other choices are retarded:
orange - they would need to be cloned for it to make sense
yellow - I couldn't care less
green - drug addicted retard that made his own army lose the war and 41%ed himself
blue - it would became goyslop
purple - I already am
pink - you would need to be retarded to simp to nazis while not being germanic, there are enough white retards now, I don't need more of them
brown - I don't know about kuz but I guess it cannot get worse than it is now
black - that would be fun, but I prefer Brenton to handle muslims
No.27213
Fair enough but Hitler was based. He almost won but the kikes stopped him. Watch Europa: The Last Battle
No.27216
>>27213mymy instead of mussolini??
No.27218
>>27216I prefer Hitler to Mussolini. Mussolini was based of course but he started an unnecessary war with Greece and was sympathetic to islam
No.27220
>>27210underage /pol/tard LARPer website
No.27222
>>27217I watched the first three parts and thirty minutes of the fourth part. I plan to finish it eventually. I very highly recommend watching it
No.27223
>>27218dudee, imagine hitler's reaction when hirohito dragged U.S into da war lmao
No.27225
Red: this would be great, I'd love to see him shoot up another mosque and get the high score or even just spend the rest of life being free and happy, that'd be up to him
Orange: this one would be worth it if I could somehow marry Mymy but that's very unlikely
Yellow: this would be the best day in the world for VidLii and generally for people who are obsessed with Far right mass killers but some of the other ones are better
Green: this would be great but he'd probably just get life in prison after a week
Blue: this one would be amazing and help the Ongezellig community but we're already doing great and have a lot of fan content
Purple: this one would be very fun but I'm already great at ban evading so it'd just make my life a lot more convenient
Pink: I think this is the one I'd choose. It'd make the world a lot better and help National Socialism rise, it would also greatly improve the lives of my Mexican Neo-Nazi friends
Brown: this would save Sharty, maybe he'd even try to buy Ongezellig again
Black: this one would make the Ongezellig community and the world so much better. Probably my second choice
No.27226
>>27223Yeah fuck Imperial Japan. They were degenerate and bad allies to Hitler
No.27227
>>27226them niggas deserved nagasaki and hiroshima to be bombed
No.27229
>>27228She wouldn’t marry you when she could marry me schizo
No.27230
>>27229back of nigga she's mine
No.27231
>>27230yosack please stop using african american ebonics, it makes you less aryan
No.27232
>>27228REAL. Orange is the only right answer because we can progress towards most of the other goals without the pills.
>>27230Stfu nigger she's mine
No.27233
>>27232fight me over it punk ass bitch-ass nigga
No.27235
>>27234ongezellig posters are white
No.27237
>>27231>>27228>>27229>>27230>>27232>>27233>>27234That's why the orange pill is the worst choice if we couldn't clone them. Too much infighting.
No.27241
>>27237If even just one of them was real, the violence would be so severe that it would the the ultimate Zaryan Extinction Event. It would be the Mayapocalypse, the Cocoatastrophy, the Mymaggeddon, and the War that Kills the Zarty.>>27237
No.27242
>>27241Mymy would never even look at the general direction of you twp chudcels though
No.27244
>>27241if any of em were real they would've been fucked already
No.27247
>>27244but they're all 16 years old
No.27277
>>27247LawGOD, please, don't do it…
No.27362
>>27205Orange and green are tempting but pink would turn literally millions of Latinxs and Slavs into Aryan supersoldiers overnight. Total Aryan victory would be around the corner
No.27405
>>27401sucked a pedophile slavnigger larping's dick again for the 3476223875th time award
No.27426
>Red
Would be a one off pony show, not worth it
>Orange
Coomer pill, pass along
>Yellow
We don't need a video to know what happened
>Green
A single man doesn't make an army
>Blue
Tempting
>Purple
Also tempting but it's too selfish and there are better options
>Pink
Interesting but what would you get after that? You'd need people into positions of power.
>Brown
Ehhh
>Black
Keyed but there are other groups who deserve it much more than that
Either Pink or Blue, really depends
No.27430
>>27428People seem to forget that the site icon is literally coco with blue eyes and a transparent swastika. Antifatroons oh no no no
No.27431
>>27430I think it's a mix of newtroons, those revolution LARPers and other baiters. The whole appeal of zellig is that you could chud it up as much as you wanted, without it there's not really much to it. Basically it's the community not the product
No.27449
my ranking for all the pills and why:
1: pink, like what
>>27362 said
2: red, xhe deserves to be free and shoot up more mosques
3: blue, we all know why
4: purple, it would be funny
5: black, i hate them all, especially the ones that post here
6: yellow, more edit material ig
7: brown, idc
8: green, dude would probably be assassinated in this day and age
9: orange, coomerslop alert!! xhey would probably be harassed by pedoniggers and obsessed fans, i wouldn't want that to happen to xhem
No.27485
red - maybe if its with the other guys (roof, breivik etc) also it said escape not released
orange - i want vera
yellow - most useless pill award
green - maybe
blue - maybe
purple - Its not that hard to evade bans
pink - don't think there are that many of them (irl)
brown - maybe
black - there are other types of gooners other than yuriniggers
<reddit space
i think i will go with brown
No.27511
Orange because Mymy having a social media account would be funny
No.27513
>>27509I am almost sure the color of the pills aren't related at all to have a gotchu moment! Totally not that! I choose blue btw.
No.27593
>>27205orange obviously. I need mymy to be real. My life isn’t complete until I get to marry her. My life is nothing without xer. Fuck what kind of johnson she is built for, she is built for unconditional love and care.
No.27608
>>27205Black is an anti-austin weapon
No.45774
Does the pink pill just make them white or does it give them white intelligence too?
No.45804
>>45778None of this happens if I get to them first
No.45805
pink pill
No.45812
brown pill because that would save the soy-sphere from xittergrant nutroons
No.45833
You're making me overdose nigguh