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Zaryan 05/29/26 (Fri) 21:57:01 No.134644[Reply]

>Hey, no offense but you look like you've posted on 4cuck for a bit, where are you immigrating from?
</v/
>Wow, you have posted on 4cuck then. I've never posted there but I met some users who did.
>Well, hi then. I'm Zach. I live in a splinter of the basedsphere.
<You live in a splinter of the basedsphere?
>Well, a bunker, if you want to get technical. I think it sounds gemmier my way.
>But I am not there much anymore. I'm usually out here scouting and keeping up on things for my fellow users. Whatever they need.
<So you just leave your fellow posters in the bunker?
>Yeah. I am not worried. They can handle themselves. But somebody has to keep an eye on things, know what I mean?
>And actually these days, I think they'd rather have me on xitter anyway. But that's a whole other SNCA.
>So, listen, can I ask you something from goyim to goyim?
<This better be good
>I had a run-in with this group calling themselves the Zaryans. Pretty strange bunch. Do you know anything about them?
<[Internet knowledge 6/6] They keep to their own unless you mention this dutch cartoon.
>Well, that shouldn't be a problem for me. I don't watch anything like that!
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Zaryan 05/29/26 (Fri) 22:53:37 No.134666

>>134653
We jannies love you

Zaryan 05/29/26 (Fri) 22:55:06 No.134667

>>134650
*conjoins boog to vera*

Zaryan 05/29/26 (Fri) 23:03:18 No.134669

>>134667
oh, great, two of the most annoying faggots have gathered in this thread.

Zaryan 05/29/26 (Fri) 23:09:24 No.134670

>>134669
And for no reason, Hitler was elected into power

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/craft/ Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 06:25:33 No.100855[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Official Thread for NuCraft
Submit suggestions, bug reports, and feedback here

Server IP: ongezellig.aternos.me

Port:22056

Version: Latest recommended (ViaBack enabled — older versions also supported)

If you wanna turn on the server make an account on https://aternos.org/ and give me your name you'll then be able to turn on the server when on the site

Features:

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Zaryan 05/14/26 (Thu) 17:37:54 No.132473

you VVIL give me perms to turn it on and off
aternos user is SkibidiAryan14

Zaryan 05/17/26 (Sun) 20:28:48 No.132799

>>132473
done SkibidiAryan14 is added

Taeszer 05/20/26 (Wed) 05:27:50 No.132991

no way that shit says aternos

Zaryan 05/20/26 (Wed) 22:36:58 No.133302

>>100855
OMG I HAD AN IDEA.
(I still have 400 other but I have one for this thread so maybe in a few days)

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NAZ hours Zoot ## Admin 09/01/24 (Sun) 14:40:25 No.37479[Reply]

A few NAZ threads will be allow in /zellig/ during weekends. if there are too much, NAZ threads will be deleted.

Post about any cartoon that you think your fellow zaryans might like, for example.

Zaryan ## Mod 08/01/25 (Fri) 16:00:30 No.100140

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"Sharty tier threads" will now be moved to /drenthe/, like how it used to be. God bless.

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Shitpost thread or smth Zaryan 01/09/24 (Tue) 12:02:59 No.6883 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Post Ongezellig shitposts, memes and anything funny related to ongezellig.

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Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 23:01:39 No.135466

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Agugu if it was a gem

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 23:27:24 No.135469

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>>135466
Oh noes! We need to stitch the agugus head to vera's body like bart simpson did!

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 23:41:08 No.135470

^Unfunny shit skin's above me

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 00:03:08 No.135472

>>135469
Hang yourself with two ropes

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 17:56:20 No.135522

>>135466
Hail this dead nigger agugu poster

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dupreelingo 05/24/26 (Sun) 14:53:38 No.134035 [Reply]

hoi zaryans, i was asked to make a thread for my art so this is it, along with a google drive with most of my ongezellig art.
>xaar it’s not in chronological order
for whatever reason, when naming the files, jewgle unorganised them which is extremely annoying

https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1HMlw2fEL9FWVlcCXMYyNiz1twM0KCxfy?sort=13&direction=a

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dupreelingo 06/03/26 (Wed) 21:29:28 No.135456

>>135454
i’ll create it tomorrow, along with a new thread possibly but i might just stick it on the xitter

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 21:30:54 No.135457

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>>135456
>
The reason xitter is not a good place is because it is notoriously not a long term option, considering they treat posts as expendable, didn't they remove LITERALLY all of the previous years posts?

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 21:33:47 No.135458

>>135457
maaarge, xitter doesn't delete old posts

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 21:42:37 No.135461

>>135458
It just does that okay chud?

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/maya/ Zaryan 03/08/24 (Fri) 12:51:39 No.12401 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Post mayas

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Zaryan 05/17/26 (Sun) 21:03:03 No.132802

>>132801
I fucked up the lighting, but yeah.

Zaryan 05/17/26 (Sun) 21:07:49 No.132803

>>132800
zellig if massa actually paid attention to detail:

Zaryan 05/17/26 (Sun) 21:14:09 No.132804

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>you can barely see a thing in here
>Hoi Maya care to explain why you're giggling in the middle of the ni-
<I was… uhhh… baiting… I mean I was browsi-
>How are you fishing in your room?

Zaryan 05/17/26 (Sun) 21:16:31 No.132805

>>132804
gem.

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massa sucks at writing Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 18:22:31 No.128880 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

i was looking on the 'ru and saw these friend books that piss me off so much. here's my spergerald why:
<redditspace
Coco:
>I am good at: I don't want to brag
Bullshit. Have you ever met a humble 8 year old?
>I don't like: Wasting time
I sincerly doubt that any child would be concerned about something as insignificant to them as time
>Animal: Turritopsis Dohrnii
and
>What I want to be when I grow up: Very old
Are incredibly unsubtle in what it's trying to say. <Coco lost her parents! So she's like, le scared of death! So, she'd like thing that live forever and she'd like, wanna live forever!
Change her animal to something more realistic, as with all of the animals in South Africa, I doubt a child would pick something as ugly as a jellyfish. Change what she wants to be to something like a nurse or a vet, which shows she's always liked helping people (which is realistic!!!)
It's really, really on the nose.
Overall with this one: Very on the nose, and doesn't feel like a child wrote this.
<Redditspace
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Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 04:48:48 No.135479

>>135476
use catbox

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 09:52:22 No.135480

>>135476
convert to .mp3

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 11:29:59 No.135491

>>135476
Use youcompress so it gets properly downsized, then convertio to convert it to any other extension

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 11:32:49 No.135493

>>135476
Use a catbox link I NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 16:02:42 No.135519

>>135476
are you gonna link this? I really want to listen to this gem

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Zaryan 05/30/26 (Sat) 21:16:20 No.134951 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

vivian drew this

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Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 13:53:09 No.135514

>>135486
>he doesn't know what the West was for 1054 and that there was a Latin monastery on Mt Athos
ohnononononono are we not reading history????????

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 13:56:17 No.135515

>>135484
Where is he now, what kind of persona is that then? I don't think it's a larp

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 13:57:14 No.135516

>>135512
agugulee live yourself

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 14:39:03 No.135517

>>135514
How does a latin monastery on Athos make it "trad" for an ethnic Western European to be become orthodox?

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 14:46:06 No.135518

>>135514
>muh Mt Larpos
what does it have to do with anything?

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GEG Zaryan 05/30/26 (Sat) 05:08:33 No.134813 [Reply]

doe scatGOD 'cord pedos really?

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Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 22:39:18 No.135294

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Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 22:52:56 No.135302

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Bro

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 11:37:03 No.135494

>i ALONE goon to scat porn

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 12:10:36 No.135506

>>135494
Bro…

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 13:33:21 No.135513

>>135293
soy culture is centered around nigger cocks

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Monthly Themed Zellig Art Zaryan 09/02/25 (Tue) 05:54:30 No.105315 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Theme for September 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND CHURCH >>105498
Theme for October 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND MUSIC >>109864
Theme for November 2025 - ONGEZELLIG MOVIE SCENES >>114166
Theme for December 2025 - ONGEZELLIG THROUGH HISTORY >>117001
Theme for January 2026 - ONGEZELLIG PROPAGANDA >>119859
Theme for February 2026 - ONGEZELLIG MAGIC >>123605
Theme for March 2026 - ONGEZELLIG AT WORK >>126300
Theme for April 2026 - ONGEZELLIG BRAINROT >>128761
Theme for May 2026 - FORMAL ONGEZELLIG >>131507
<
I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.

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Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 01:14:47 No.135412

>>135404
I make something every month I just haven’t drawn in this style in a while. I had a few more ideas for this month but I’ve been working on a bigger project that should be out sometime soon.

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 12:09:03 No.135436

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Poll’s open. Voting is extremely important to our democracy. https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzXqLDZ3

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 12:10:11 No.135437

>>135436
I get to put the goypaper into the ballot again nice

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 12:10:26 No.135439

>>135436
Don’t forget it’s ranked choice so drag the one you like most to the top, followed by a second and third choice.

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 11:07:14 No.135485

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VOTE NOW. Voting is extremely important to our democracy. https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzXqLDZ3

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Zaryan 05/25/26 (Mon) 15:42:05 No.134146 [Reply]

nu 'ddit comic
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1tn0cag/first_18_pages_from_everyone_else_is_fine/
is it coal or gem?

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Zaryan 05/28/26 (Thu) 21:35:30 No.134551

>>134492
Wait till you read an American comic

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 07:39:53 No.135121

>>134186
t

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>>134551
The """""American"""""" comic in question
>

Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 05:42:43 No.135330

‘lig

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 04:09:55 No.135477

>>135137
Thats the joke you retarded Lesotho monkey nigger

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Zaryan 05/25/26 (Mon) 15:59:24 No.134149 [Reply]

Stop this guy now

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Zaryan 05/25/26 (Mon) 17:12:58 No.134183

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what if studio massa had a bbc

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 23:25:45 No.135468

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More from YouTube

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 00:02:45 No.135471

>>135468
Breach is down for now, you'll have to wait, doe you should learn how to do these things yourself

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 00:14:51 No.135473

>>135468
why ur foon in castilian bro

Zaryan 06/04/26 (Thu) 00:43:44 No.135474

>>135473
>Thinking this is a spaniard and not a latinx
…

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/coco/ general Zaryan 05/28/24 (Tue) 22:02:44 No.25500 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Post Coco images

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Zaryan 05/22/26 (Fri) 21:12:32 No.133797

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Some beautiful thing I found

Zaryan 05/22/26 (Fri) 21:17:54 No.133801

>>133797
zemerald

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 21:22:38 No.135452

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Mist dump of zoIJets

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 21:59:22 No.135462

>>135452
>the two artist Cocos have different levels of drawing skill corresponding to their different levels of skill in painting
Poetry.

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 22:01:52 No.135463

>>135462
Would be better if it was a younger Coco and an older one and that would be heckin' canonical and lore friendly or something

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Zaryan 01/29/25 (Wed) 15:34:29 No.59066 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

More zellig cosplay
Ngl I prefer the Indonesian one more

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Zaryan 05/28/26 (Thu) 22:08:34 No.134576

>>134553
Cococ*rd spreading cocope as usual

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 12:10:25 No.135438

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>>89061
>brapzilian vantablack jiggaboo trannoid

For the sake of everything that is gemmy, how such a piece of coal can exist? Every white 'zilian that is part of the Zaryan community would recognize this as an insult to anything related to Zellig culture.

BRING BACK NEDERLANDS-BRAZILIË

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 12:48:03 No.135440

>>135438
>Brazilians are white trust it chud

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 20:10:15 No.135448

>>135438
>ev&doe dutch brazil would be 90% black

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 21:28:50 No.135455

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>>135448
Hear me out
The previous dutch colonies are reinstated but without the brown and black people in them
They also HAVE to speak Dutch, and they ALSO have to adopt the customs as to ensure that the later generations won't immediately turn out wrong like the rest of Latinx America

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Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 04:20:12 No.135328 [Reply]

What is each sister's favorite football team?

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Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 17:09:18 No.135444

>>135425
Nice shot coco

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 17:20:24 No.135445

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>>135384
Why did Massa give her that greenish shit on the original art? Now every subsequent art of it is a continuation of it

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 17:28:08 No.135446

>>135445
Because it's rugby, you get tackled and have grass stains all over you.

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 17:30:13 No.135447

>>135446
I have literally never gone outside

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 20:52:38 No.135451

>>135447
Go out side

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Cytube time of zoiets Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 18:37:12 No.128882 [Reply]

https://cytu.be/r/ongezellig
GTFI

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Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 22:03:43 No.128925

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Almost nothing loads on my phone, is my internet just too slow?

Zaryan 04/06/26 (Mon) 03:21:10 No.128942

bvmp

Zaryan 04/26/26 (Sun) 08:28:43 No.130929

just a reminder that when the hosting dnbs out again you can come bete

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 20:11:24 No.135449

upbumo

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 20:15:27 No.135450

>>135449
get in

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Zaryan 02/28/24 (Wed) 19:11:09 No.11598 [Reply]

Welcome back 2 gem or coal

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7370 02/29/24 (Thu) 13:32:01 No.11698

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>>11667

Zaryan 02/29/24 (Thu) 14:54:27 No.11715

Somebody AI voice this NOOOOOOOWWWW

Zaryan 02/29/24 (Thu) 15:44:30 No.11718

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>>11651
>>11651
she wouldn't say that
<Good evening everybody, you're watching gem or coal. My name is Mymy Schoppenboer, we have a great thread for you tonight, very excited to be back with you, lots of posts to rate, big thread!

Zaryan 02/29/24 (Thu) 15:46:28 No.11719

>>11674
outdated + poorly adopted meme = timeless coal

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 13:08:26 No.135441

gemmy thread go up

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Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 08:45:25 No.135333 [Reply]

I want to marry Vivian Snow.

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Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 11:44:03 No.135430

>>135429
yana x vivian yuri when??

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 11:44:22 No.135431

>>135430
holy PEAK

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 11:44:26 No.135432

>>135430
>>135429
The swarthiest hands ever wrote and produced these posts

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 11:47:31 No.135433

>>135432
even though i decree it to be zems

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 11:47:43 No.135434

>>135433
i double this

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A novelette I've been working on Zaryan 03/25/26 (Wed) 16:47:17 No.127921 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Hoi, Zaryans, it's me, Zaryan! I'd like to tell you guys I've been working in my free time from college on an Ongezellig adaptation, NOT a fiktie, and I will publish it here once I make some final proofreading, a promotional artwork, and it's cover. It's totally OC, I've been working on it nonstop, and it's been driving me insane ofzo
<leddit 'ace
Here's from my preface for it:
>This work—novelette, fanfic, chamber-piece, literary adaptation of an online web series—whatever it is of zoiets. It doesn’t fit in any of them because that’s the spirit of what I’m adapting from.
I had two premises in mind when it came to an Ongezellig adaptation:
1. What if the Bottle Smack in the Pilot had consequences?
2. How do I make a story out of it?
<'igle 'ogle 'ace
Let me know if you have questions about what it is. I will answer them honestly without spoling much o algugu

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Zaryan 05/30/26 (Sat) 19:38:26 No.134933

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>broooo the mass zaryan suicide event!
>bro remember let's do it! but like as a joke, promised!

Zaryan 05/30/26 (Sat) 20:16:01 No.134936

>>134933
my mossy mav 88 lookin mighty fine nowadays, you know they say that the taste is… Mind blowing!

Zaryan 05/30/26 (Sat) 20:56:46 No.134949

>>134936
are you interested in doing a group suicide zaryan?

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 00:20:19 No.135396

Oh yeah, updated title because why not

Zaryan 06/03/26 (Wed) 00:22:49 No.135398

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>>135396

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Zaryan 05/31/26 (Sun) 21:51:16 No.135082 [Reply]

made nu mymy

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Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 00:42:35 No.135313

>>135086
two faced response. zaryans get no love.

Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 01:27:47 No.135315

How is she so cute even in arts and crafts form?

Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 02:43:31 No.135325

>>135315
SWABAG

Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 04:16:50 No.135326

>>135313
lienvke

leoisdagreatest 06/02/26 (Tue) 18:07:45 No.135358

gem gem gem!!

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Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 05:52:31 No.135331 [Reply]

>IT'S NOT AUTISM IT'S ADD
<She's chimpin' out!

dupreelingo 06/02/26 (Tue) 06:37:19 No.135332

gem

Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 09:19:29 No.135337

>>135331
Sovl go bumo

Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 10:29:18 No.135340

>>135331
Hi Rot

Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 15:07:57 No.135350

>open mouth
>no glasses
>no beard
Falling short here

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Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 16:03:17 No.135183 [Reply]

202Ϫ is next year. What are your plans for this year before the thrembocalypse?

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Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 16:51:19 No.135188

>>135184
I had no 'zellig pics on My gallery, I JUST DIDN'T, OKAY?!?

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 17:14:43 No.135190

>>135184
>>135188
You don't steal from the deels?

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 23:01:26 No.135303

>>135185
this is how it felt like when i was surrounded by spics all day back in high school

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 23:01:39 No.135304

>>135303
most of whom didnt bother to learn english, mind you

Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 04:28:39 No.135329

>>135304
Just like the average zarty visitor

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Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 21:23:26 No.135277 [Reply]

Why don't we have a No Advertising clause?

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Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 21:36:59 No.135285

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>What's the problem Maya?

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 21:38:41 No.135286

>>135285
gemmier image than OP image

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 21:58:23 No.135288

>>135285
>forgot to xolour over the Jell-o eyelashes award

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 21:58:48 No.135289

>>135288
DO NOT POINT THAT OUT

Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 04:19:16 No.135327

coco wabag

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WEED YfkeFan 05/27/26 (Wed) 03:02:14 No.134405 [Reply]

I just had my first joint. I'm becoming Yfke.

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Zaryan 05/27/26 (Wed) 12:32:29 No.134447

>>134446
the jews are trying to ban goyim from smoking everywhere while niggerweed is promoted

Zaryan 05/27/26 (Wed) 12:54:21 No.134448

>>134447
>differentiating cigarettes from weed
ngmi

Zaryan 05/27/26 (Wed) 13:48:54 No.134449

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>>134405
ARYANWEED VVON GODSPEED ARYAN

Zaryan 05/27/26 (Wed) 14:01:56 No.134450

>>134444
datura and salvia

Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 01:55:23 No.135317

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I'm still sad nothing happened

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/v/ Zaryan 02/11/25 (Tue) 05:06:22 No.61218 [Reply]

The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update

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Schoolcaust 05/31/26 (Sun) 19:18:17 No.135055

Zaryan 05/31/26 (Sun) 19:22:32 No.135056

>>135055
Ominous

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 01:24:18 No.135098

>>135055
schoolocaust 2 o algo

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 01:27:12 No.135099

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>>135055
nigga spelled schoolocaust wrong geg

Zaryan 06/02/26 (Tue) 00:11:48 No.135311

>>135099
It's the amerimutt way of saying it

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/mymy/ Zaryan 07/31/24 (Wed) 05:55:34 No.34359 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Post about Mymy

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Zaryan 05/26/26 (Tue) 14:48:12 No.134333

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>>134297
cute doebeit but Mymy always is!

Zaryan 05/29/26 (Fri) 19:45:08 No.134619

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Classical art parodies wabag

Zaryan 05/29/26 (Fri) 19:58:18 No.134620

>>134619
gem

Zaryan 05/29/26 (Fri) 19:58:52 No.134621

>>134620
Evendoe there should be a cobby in there

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 23:11:13 No.135305

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Like a small orange tulip

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Zaryan 05/31/26 (Sun) 16:13:14 No.135041 [Reply]

https://x.com/swordgunlimited
Can we behead this trannynigger
>inb4 literal who
Look at what he made

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Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 22:43:58 No.135297

>>135296
He pulled a "haha that's like totally not me!" moment? Typical

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 22:45:04 No.135298

Op where the hell did you find his name?

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 22:47:00 No.135299

>>135296
>22 minutes of clitty leakage
yep, it's mindbroken

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 22:51:57 No.135300

>>135299
GEEEEEEEEEEG

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 22:52:35 No.135301

>>135298
Telegram I think, you can retrace the trail yourself

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Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 11:28:24 No.135124 [Reply]

Happy pride month Zaryans, and since it is a moment of pride I decided to celebrate by 'ping and 'illing this tranny I found who thought it was a good idea to stim his axewound to Mymy

Somjak

Aliases
somchik2010
Somchik143
SomchikSays

Real name
Ján Somjak

Lives in Slovakia, near Budca (the Google maps link is PROBABLY where his father works at), although this seems to be a Russian immigrant that moved there at a later time

DoB
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Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 14:49:10 No.135168

>>135163
>nooo you cant compile all public info about me thats so unwholesomerino

Zaryan 06/01/26 (Mon) 14:50:32 No.135169

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