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 No.21957[Reply]

By deel 6, Mayas room loses the broken mirror and gains a bookshelf, with books neatly arranged upon it.
Supposing there is a point to this change, what books would she have? Would it just be her school textbooks, or would she procure books about a particular hobby or interest?
In a broader sense, what interests would she have besides porn and video games? What hobbies could she pick up, if any? There was one image of her with a guitar(I think) case, but what else could she pick up?
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 No.21985

>>21975
Finally someone grasps the full genius of Massa
continuityerrorcord btfoed

 No.21987

>Mymy seems to have her VoC flag about there
Falsenuke, the flag is on the wall perpendicular to the on separating Maya's and Mymy's room. Also
>no window behind the monitor in the first deel
>window suddenly appears in deel 6
That would need to be a major overhaul of the house, not just some renovation.

 No.21992

>>21987
marge both the curtain and flag are on the separating wall

 No.21995

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>>21992
they are not though

 No.22017

>>21965
>blackpilling because of Spengler



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 No.21943[Reply]

Autism does NOT exist.
Being diagnosed with autism means absolutely nothing at all.
Getting a diagnosis, if anything, is a detriment under certain circumstances, like if you're trying to apply for a job and are subject to medical examinations. Any mental conditions get you filtered out.

 No.21944

Trvke btw

 No.21945

>Da jooooos are the reason i'm autistic

 No.21967

'Autism' is just a side effect of being a genius.

 No.21986

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 No.21880[Reply]

THEY DON'T EXIST, FINALLY UNDERSTAND IT, DEGENERATE!!!

YOUR PLACE IS IN A PSYCHIATRIC FACILITY!!!

 No.21882

You have to have a really shitty and sad life to threaten people just because, for example, someone made a homosexual relationship between a cartoon character and your waifu.

 No.21884

Take your meds schizo

 No.21910

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>>21882
>threatening people just because someone made a homosexual relationship between a cartoon character and your waifu

 No.21916

>>21910
I do this and look like this

 No.21917

>>21910
People who say this looks like this



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 No.21886[Reply]

TGD

 No.21887

Repost since other thread is bugged and I want all my works in one place

 No.21888

gem

 No.21889

Post anti gooner one more time and you finally become a real woman

 No.21890

>>21889
Deboonked by peer reviewed soyence study; abstract: never goon, never troon

 No.21893

>>21890
TRVKE



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 No.21716[Reply]

Sorry to be le doomer but can someone remind me what there is to live for?
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 No.21755

To fix your life you first need a job. This will secure an income and a future for you. But also this will improve your mental health as you will no longer see yourself as completely useless. It will also expand your social sphere and make you feel as if you are actually contributing to and participating in society.
>as i feel as if i wouldnt enjoy any of them
Currently this doesn't matter at all. You just need to do SOMETHING. Doesn't really matter what it is. School has brainwashed us to think that you need to get the power to do the thing, but often you need to do the thing to get the power. Not everything has to be fulfilling or enjoyable. In fact about 80% of my waking life is not enjoyable, but I still do it anyways because I'm a duty driven man. That's how heroism is born.

In regards to mental health the other two essentials are social life and religion. You need to have a good relationship with your family and peers. So work on fixing that. Living just for living's sake eventually runs into problems as life often sucks. Therefore you need some other transcendent justification to keep fighting. If you do not find any of the claims of any religion to be convincing then you just need study philosophy in general. After that you should construct/find a worldview which justifies living and fighting in some way. For atheists the common justification is mankind's collective ascension through understanding and technological progress. Though religion is still superior to atheism in both utility and veracity.

 No.21759

Knowledge of the Clarke's third law has made me unable of believing in any religion, even if I saw miracles happening with my own eyes.

 No.21761

>>21759
non sequitor gem

 No.21766

>>21716
Jesuschrist.

 No.21876

>>21716
The glory of God.



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 No.984[Reply]

What pastry do you like most?
i really like apple pie it goes great with custard
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 No.21756

Jam tarts topped with raw fruit.

 No.21780

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>>984
For me, it's the kleina

 No.21835

>>21780
unironically thought i was looking at a piece of dog shit for the better part of a minute

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 No.21875

>>21835
It's just a rhombus doughnut



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 No.21853[Reply]

all i can think of for the past few days is 'zellig
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 No.21861

>>21860
wonderful

 No.21866

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>>21859
>obsessed above me
nothing to do with what i actually said

 No.21868

>>21866
based retard fail

 No.21872

>>21868
based genius vvin

 No.21874

Moved to >>>/qa/4551.



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 No.15082[Reply]

For all the school shooting Mymy content thats out there I'm surprised there isn't anything related to Postal or Hatred made with Ongezellig
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 No.15248

>>15247
if I don't see anyone do it in a week I'll look into if I can just replace NI's model with mymy (keyword "look into", if it's too convoluted I'll pussy out)

 No.15251

>>15248
there is a mode that turn the game into 1st person, i think you might be able to do that

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 No.21870

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>I regret, nothing

 No.21871

>>21870
>I don't regret anything, not



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 No.21844[Reply]

Mymy is so pretty chuds… i want to hug her…
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 No.21857

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>>21852
>ev&doe sex is unnatractive

 No.21862

>>21855
>ride bikes
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK NUSOICACAS CAN RIDE BIKES

 No.21864

I want to gently cuddle Mymy and i want to brutally rape Cleo

 No.21865

>>21862
marge

 No.21869

>>21864
acceptable amount of sadistic brutality



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 No.905[Reply]

We should buy ad on shanty
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 No.918

>>917
this never happened but it fvvcking will because it just is ok

 No.925

>>918
no it won't, atleast if no zaryans is dumb enough to pay for the ad

 No.21836

>>905
TSMT

 No.21838

I can't fucking reply

 No.21842

>shanty
m space 5



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 No.5290[Reply]

how often do you 'zellig?
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 No.5292

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 No.5384

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Daily, Like 10 times a day on del cord

 No.5385

>>5384
False flag! Bad optics!

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 No.21834

Up



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 No.19632[Reply]

The only ship I condone they just have so much in common.
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 No.20974

>>20971
>>20969
Its from the lifenscars server. Kinda found him on accident

 No.20978

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>>20974
That doesn't answer my question but sure

 No.21046

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>>20959
>>20972
why does his age matter? his art is good, most of the time

 No.21831

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another one

 No.21832

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anotherr one



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 No.21220[Reply]

I hope this works also don't kill me, I am too old to die
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 No.21281

>>21220
i transheart the o stylized as maya schoppenboer from the hit dutch indie webtoon ongezellig

 No.21282

What a wonderful drawing!

 No.21516

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Random Maya emotes I made at 3a.m because I fully lost control over my life

 No.21608

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>>21516
its very gemmy

 No.21830

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Making this meme template is a dangerous game for me
I wonder what cursed things y'all are gonna use this for…



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 No.6489[Reply]

Thinking of getting my first job, what are some good jobs for introverts?
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 No.21744

Pilot, librarian and trucker are good jobs. Landscaper too apparently as I know one who hardly speaks to anyone and reads books all day. Security guards are also good positions.

 No.21747

librarian is a shit career with shit pay and zero demand

 No.21778

>>6489
Night shifts.

 No.21828

Remote work over Zoom. Narrate audiobooks because they pay $300 per book and it only takes like 2-3 hours for each book.

 No.21829

Remote work over Zoom. Narrate audiobooks because they pay $300 per book and it only takes like 2-3 hours for each book.



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 No.21827[Reply]

NEVER GOOOON!!!


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 No.21307[Reply]

to all the people (including me) that thought r_terra was our guy.
It's over. TOTAL LATINX TRANNY DEATH.
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 No.21798

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>>21307
Thx a lot nigger. Now you made R_Terra cry and xhe's now scared for xher life. Xhe might even consider deleting xher little 'cord server roosland. How else am I gonna interact with the offsiters and showcase my wips or something you homo/transphobic niggers

 No.21813

>>21798
Go for the kill.

 No.21820

>>21798
Very sad, methinks

 No.21821

>>21798
> Xhe might even consider deleting xher little 'cord
Good. That's gemmy
>How else am I gonna interact with the offsiters
kys

 No.21822

>>21798
That's sad, methinks



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 No.21786[Reply]

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 No.21806

>>21805
Also, i have 50 GB of hard Ongezellig porn

 No.21807

>>21806
you wish there was 50gb of ongezellig content

 No.21809

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Also, xis discoal acc if that matters for (You)

 No.21810

>>21809
voice call xim and ask xim who xis favorite candydoll is

 No.21819

>>21809
Post the ID number nigga



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 No.21781[Reply]

Do you guys realize all the pieces are already in place for the new world order to be installed? there is not a single thing that the 0.1% does not already have full control of.
My theory is that shit will go down no later than two decades from now, implying it does not happen within this same decade. With COVID they have proved they can literally shut down the entire world and delude billions of people, with Ukraine they have successfully cleansed an entire nation state of its population.
Now imagine when the inevitable all-out world-scale nuclear conflict takes place and they combine both of these aspects to kill off 90% of the world.
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 No.21814

>>21812
most ZOG janissaries are homos because they're the most trustworthy. if nature could develop super AIDS and kill all the faggots for real that would be nice

 No.21815

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>its da jooz fault i get no hoes or something

 No.21816

>>21815
who are you quoting?

 No.21817

>>21815
who are you quoting?

 No.21818

>>21814
in the future parents will just filter them out at the prenatal stage



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 No.21645[Reply]

Fuck this shit I’m going 0.0 mode
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 No.21749

>>21738
thanks for sharing

 No.21750

>>21738
My penis happens to be the exact same size as well. What a coincidence!

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 No.21753

>>21738
>>21750
Same here!



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 No.2368[Reply]

 No.21751

Carbon.



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 No.7156[Reply]

Upswell

 No.21743

geg



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 No.21449[Reply]

w-w-whats TND Zaryan?
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 No.21573

>>21571
no i thought that too

 No.21574

>>21571
I initially thought that as well.

 No.21629

who the fuck is Cleo

 No.21737

>>21571
I did too
Turns out she's a girl and now I desperately want to impregnate her



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 No.21687[Reply]

Ascend to hyperborea and fight for the sisters

 No.21689

There are no words on god green earth to describe this rhodesian gem

 No.21732

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New flag of Belarus

 No.21733

>>21732
keyed



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 No.20065[Reply]

Send me slowburn IAZ shiny zarty-approved spine-tingling music to use for a zellig game (no its not the #1488th schoolocaust sim), could be anything that's upbeat and chill
<current songs
>Mymy (Beta Mix) - Ongezellig
>Vaar Je Mee Met De VOC goed
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 No.20207

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dont derail with this shit i need more songs

 No.20214

mymy dr fauci give us vaccines cover
maya tired of living and scared of dying cover
maya i cant stop the loneliness cover

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 No.21715

blox

 No.21727

>>20214
will do these
>>21714
i might have to ai cover this cause copyright could be a problem



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 No.21698[Reply]

why did massa feel the need to put that bottle there? why was the bottle necessary?
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 No.21702

>>21701
come on, don’t be a nigger now

 No.21703

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Mymy's an alcoholic

 No.21707

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iirc massa ximself posted this with the caption "Here you go freaks"

 No.21709

>>21707
thank you for this edit anon… mmmmmm…😋

 No.21712

>>21709
Cannibalcord woke up



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 No.21141[Reply]

whose your least favorite backround character?
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 No.21332

isle the fucking jew

 No.21333

>>21332
>an island or peninsula, especially a small one the fucking jew

 No.21334

>>21333
marge

 No.21335

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 No.21710

Isle.



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 No.21504[Reply]

But hey that's just a theory AN AUTISTICLY STUPID THEORY !

 No.21506

Game theories are held together by autism and extreme boredom

 No.21671

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Ongezellig should be eternal

 No.21673

>>21671
blud done converted Coco into a furry



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 No.16558[Reply]

MusicGODs can you please make a cover of Maya singing True Love Awaits by Radiohead?
https://youtu.be/z2hZ9CTLICs?si=DceSJ4u5vRSKGhwn
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 No.21528

File: 1715186658425-0.mp3 (11.63 MB, Maya sings True Love Waits….mp3)

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 No.21565

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>>16567
tsmt
Can someone please please make a cover of Mymy singing "Выходили к лесу добровольцы" by МДП or any M8L8TX song I NEED IT PLEASE PLEASE I NEED IT PLEASE

 No.21664

>>21528
Thank you

 No.21670

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 No.21672

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Please make Mymy sing any ArktidA song I beg



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 No.18497[Reply]

Can someone make Kiki say this (using ai or something she has like 29 total seconds of dialogue recorded)

 No.18499

I'm not gonna do this, Yosack Jaki.

 No.18503

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 No.21647

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 No.21657

>>21647
thank you

 No.21659

>>21647
>not in Nederlands
Coal



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 No.20996[Reply]

This is how i watch zellig

 No.20998

hecking old school vibes also why the fuck are the images like 15 mb each

 No.20999

>>20998
embedded Mymy snuff tape

 No.21162

>>20998
I bet they're packed full of juicy metadata about what kind of early 2000s point and shoot camera OP used

 No.21656

gem on the 'log!!!



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