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He has risen

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 No.49995[Reply]

Rust won this time…


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 No.49929[Reply]

allahu akbar coco

 No.49931

File: 1733672152123.mp4 (4.34 MB, 480x272, 998 - agugu coco coco_abus….mp4)


 No.49932

>>49929
Coco got White Replaced



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 No.49868[Reply]

mymy : hi coco do you have robux?
coco: hi mymy no i dont have robux i tell you that
mymy: ugh okay my mom BUY ME A ROBUX . and you are a noob -_-
coco: mymy why i am noob? you have robux but this no one for me :(
mymy: ugh you very annoeying you dont have robux ugh im leave i dont talk to you anymore ugly rat
coco: what is wrong with you MYMY :(
mymy: i am not mymy I AM A QUEEN
maya: yeah ugly queen with no brain XD
coco: maya is a true! and i want to tell you i have 77k robux
coco: but you the queen with no brain and i dont talk to you anymore UGLY RAT -_-
mymy: wait sister i am sorry
coco: LOL im leaving with maya you dont understand
mymy: UGH OKAY i am leaving too i am very nice dutch girl but you dont accept me i dont accept you too
(mymy leavs the chet sister forever)
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 No.49884

>>49868
Yup, it's bait

 No.49885

>>49884
no its not i made this with full sincerity my brother in zelling

 No.49900

ban for being underage >>49868

 No.49901

least obvious bait on zarty nowadays

 No.49927

send this to massa right now



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 No.49815[Reply]

GUYS I AM FUCKED.

I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".

I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.

He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??

His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.

I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!"Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.49846

>>49826
idk what namefagging is

 No.49847

>>49819
Yes unfortunately 😭

 No.49848


 No.49862

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Made me die out of laugh award.



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 No.49740[Reply]

DO THIS BUT WITH ZELLIG GIRLS OR SOMETHING O ALGO OF ZOIETS YEAH
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 No.49811

How about we come up with original ideas that aren't just shitty farty knock offs?

 No.49828

>>49827
misunderstood the assignment award

 No.49831

>>49829
holy retard

 No.49835

>>49829
NOOOO YOU CANT PUT MYMY HANGING BECAUSE SHES MY ARYAN DUTCH QUEEN O ALGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 No.49841

>>49836
>>49837
Pet nigger, welcome



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 No.49328[Reply]

outrageous slander against the zelligwiki.
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 No.49545

>>49542
why won't jews just focus on money stuff, all this leftist bullshit brings them zero benefit

 No.49547

>>49545
>all this leftist bullshit brings them zero benefit
And that's where you're wrong

 No.49549

>>49547
elaborate

 No.49551

>>49549
Leftist ideals weaken the cultural identity of an established country, making it easier to take over/keep ruling over. Since they also run both ships anyways, if for some reason one starts to act on its own they can "transpond" those ideals to the other party. That's why Republicans in general and Democratics (I am talking strictly USA) spout the same bullshit

 No.49812

>>49551
This, more specifically they give their cultural agenda (literally anything that pozzes and weakens the populace) to the left wing party and their economic agenda (tax cuts 4 rich, no healthcare 4 you) to the right wing party and make each side fight over who's the lesser evil. Surprise surprise no matter who's in, only the kike agenda gets passed and any popular policy that would make your life better gets shot down by le ebil other side.
https://odysee.com/@modernpolitics:0/ModPol-LiberalDemocracy:a



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 No.49800[Reply]

reposting this amazing zemmy artwork from the 'chive that I have never seen reposted ever

 No.49801

dutch people dont look like this



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 No.9901[Reply]

Is maya in the /v/ game?
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 No.35518

>>32129
whats there to update retard

 No.35559

>>35518
Clearly adding in all the self inserts that Ghanshan made

 No.35560

>>35518
Add police that I can shoot at

 No.36215

>>13315
>>13316
I always leave maya for the final

 No.49799

>>32654
Damn good run

Guy who did the Yt one btw



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 No.48595[Reply]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1h79k50/ongezelling_in_hebrewsub/
>inb4 zelligger off-shit drama
They want to dub Ongezellig in Hebrew, the Jews are actively trying to subvert 'zellig

 No.48597

>>48595
Hebrew isn't spoken exclusively by Jews though.

 No.48599

>>48595
Even though its from 5 months ago

 No.48602

>>48595
Holy gemerald

 No.49742

>Obsessed like BBC over jeARYANS award



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 No.48306[Reply]

 No.48307

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>

 No.49738

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>



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 No.49679[Reply]

>look at this zike coalburner, he's going to post yurishit bait in /zellig/ board right now, let's see how it ends
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 No.49719

>>49715
>8 months ago, last post
goodbye man, it was a good run…

 No.49723

>>49699
It's more than that, I've been here for 8 months by now and I don't consider myself an oldfag yet.

 No.49725

>>49723
I can still tell that you oldfag thoughshalahmahbrap

 No.49728

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Everyone who became zaryan before the discontinuation is an oldtranny doebeit

 No.49729




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 No.48787[Reply]

Furryzellig
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 No.49225

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>NIGGA, THAT'S NUTS!

 No.49226


 No.49227

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>

 No.49253

>>49227
>Bazinga.

 No.49689

>>48787
Zage, furzikefaggot



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 No.48102[Reply]

When she sees your twp:
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 No.49539

>>49532
geg what a fail

 No.49540

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>>49534
>>49535
how about the two of you learn to bump

 No.49541

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>>>49532
>Yet you bumbed a week old post, learn to sage

 No.49544

>>49540
no arrow

 No.49548

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>>49544
yeah?



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 No.49355[Reply]

how big is your 'lig folder

 No.49356

>>49355
I just put everything that is important in downloads folder

 No.49357

>>49356
me too

 No.49362

>>49355
The number says 10k but I know for a fact half of it is NAZ
>Geeeeg you don't clean your folders!!!!



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 No.48603[Reply]

happy Sinterklaas everybody, post 'ligs celebrating in general
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 No.48607

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>>48606
Neger!
Dat 's pepernoten!

 No.48608

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Mymy rejects false idols btw

 No.48609

>>48607
Holy fuck I never noticed

 No.49326

File: 1733575216844.png (8.04 MB, 2480x3128, sinterklaas.png)

im 1 day late

 No.49327

>>49326
Not sinterklaas thoughbeit



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 No.48660[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

faggot alert
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 No.49173

>>49172
I might be retarded

 No.49176

>>49173
I have notepad of that stuff I posted there but now I don't know where to put them as I dont know which are Shartian words and which are Zaryan

 No.49177

>>49176
i think this divide is unnecessary, word shartian is not even used and soyspeak is used across the whole soysphere and its sharty variant used by nushartycucks has words that frootcord forced

 No.49178

>>49176
Posted them all in Zaryan part for now

 No.49202

>>49177
fair enough, I was wanting to make distinction on which words are part of soyspeak as a whole and which ones were exclusive to the Zarty, and that was the closest term that came to mind



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 No.44520[Reply]

https://mega.nz/folder/vygmXS5I#d2uG2gtknenvrjb27KcbdQ
Apparently the folder containing the gasillustraties and other cool random stuff Massa made (along with the commissioned art) got completely cleared, does anyone else have a copy?
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 No.44659

>>44658
The mega folder to save this thread

 No.44664

>>44658
a zaryan archive this somewhere else o algo so it doesnt get lost again

 No.44672

>>44664
jewgle drive or mediafire is ideal

 No.44674

>>44672
>>44664
>>44658
>>44659
DO THIS NOWWWWWWWWWWWW IM A SELFISH LITTLE FUCK

 No.48654

bump



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 No.48647[Reply]

I found this video on an otherwise empty flash drive which I found in an unsigned parcel behind my apartment complex. What could it mean?

 No.48648

holy gem
making up stories is gemmy also

 No.48649

>>48647
Formerly Lost Media

 No.48650

>>48647
Stan cuckture slop turned chuderald, we need to chud up more new memes like this

 No.48653

>>48647
holy zemerald



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 No.48629[Reply]

Most of you nuzelligcacas don't even know who shadowmario was
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 No.48641

>polACK
>zigger
is there a dumber combination?

 No.48642

>>48640
"zoot" post NZO and the real Zoot are 2 different people though

 No.48643

>>48642
hiryk

 No.48644

>>48638
He was the only funny /qa/ namefag, he defined an era

 No.48651

>>48629
HOLY FRICK that name took me back XD



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 No.48522[Reply]

>hello, ongezellig fetish artist
<yes hello
>i would like to commission the girls… burning a pride flag! MWHAHAHAHAHA
<WHAT HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOU
>ohh relax it's just a prank, a silly gag of mine
<phew alright… i thought you were one of those sharty people… now… what do you want
>i would like a picture of coco and a black man together….
<alright i can do that
>and immidiately on the second panel her shooting the NIGGER in the head! MWHAHAHAHHAHA
<WHAT YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL FUCK YOU DEAD WHERE YOU STAND
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 No.48530

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>>>>>>>48525
>>>>Smells like frog in here

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 No.48532

>>>48531
Run out of 'jaks so he has to say >fail award

 No.48533

>>48531
bonus points for a self-referential post

 No.48601




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 No.48476[Reply]

content warning SAAR
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 No.48591

>>48476

ALLLLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

 No.48592

>>48591
kys obsessed 'jeet

 No.48593

>>48592
fell for obvious bait award

 No.48594

>>48593
>SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE BAIT SAAR

 No.48596

>>48592

Why are you replying to somebody else thinking he's the jeet?



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 No.48582[Reply]

some of y'all are niggers and thats not okay

 No.48583

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>y'all

 No.48585

spotted the nigger hook line and sinker >>48583

 No.48586

geg it's leaking

 No.48587

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yti mad



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 No.48566[Reply]

It would be VERY zemmy to chud up websites with zellig zems

 No.48567

>>48566
Zoot removed it in the policy of New Zarty Order in order to turn zarty into zoyim contaiment imageboard

 No.48568

>>48567
we need it back it would be so zemmy

 No.48579

BVMP

 No.48581

We need more outside influence, this board should be recreated



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 No.48489[Reply]

Zoot sold Zarty and all his social media profiles in late August, its impossible that this is the same Zoot who created and maintained the Zarty
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 No.48518

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I hate all of you

 No.48519

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 No.48520

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 No.48540

>>48512
this is a stupid reason, Zellig has essentially been exiled from the Sharty after FrQQt took power, and 4chan is a commiepedotroon breeding ground, this is our last refuge, the only place where TRVE Zellig fans like (You) and I to congregate

 No.48575




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 No.48439[Reply]

lets dox the pajeet
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 No.48484

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>>48465
>failed to properly reply award

 No.48485

>>48484
typing the post number youre replying to manually is aryan doe

 No.48497

>>48485
You didn't even complete the numbers right THOUGH

 No.48498

>>48497
im not the jeet doethoughbeit

 No.48569

>>48498

yeah youre right, im the jeet



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 No.48543[Reply]

i love my wife

 No.48546

>2 pieces of goonerslop
/co/ tier posts never change…

 No.48548

i couldn't find enough images n shieet

 No.48550

>>48548
one official art award
all other images xitterslop award



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 No.48325[Reply]

>>zellig halloween('cord) back in 2023 where some one sameelf(fag) necroHOHOHO!(bump)s all the bread(thread)s on nu/qa/ one of the members uses the term "frogcvck"….
>archive.soyjak.st/qa/thread/263007
What did he mean by this?

 No.48535

HOHOHO!ing this gift

 No.48536

marge



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 No.48468[Reply]

what is she saying?!?! only in Rotterdam :skull:

 No.48469

>>48468
This is what made Zuz satanic btw

 No.48470

File: 1733305511973.png (722.75 KB, 1280x817, 1716104676200p-0.png)

>becoming satanic

 No.48471

>>48468

I hear arabic

 No.48472

>>48470
this is what jews believe in



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 No.48381[Reply]

recommend a ritual so I can send demons to massa
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 No.48442

>>48381
do the agugu 3am challenge to summon agugu and peeb in massa's bathroom

 No.48443

>>48442
>agugu and peeb are demons created by cord
Zoot just shut it down at this point

 No.48444

>>48442
Actually do this, you need to go to your mirror's bathroom at 3AM, play Ongezellig and turn off all of your lights. Then you need to take a stroopwafel in your hand and repeat "agugupeeb" 3 times. If you manage to come alive after the third time, the ritual worked

 No.48445

>>48443
Peeb is gelolgeg

 No.48447

>>48438
all good my friend, glory to God



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 No.47743[Reply]

Im visiting family for thanksgiving and seeing two little cousins who are 7 and 5 respectfully, should I indoctrinate them to zellig?
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 No.47752

>>47751
Anti-EZIniggers ruin everything

 No.47756

>>47751
Total kike death

 No.48387

zelligshits are groomers kek

 No.48388

>>48387
projected again award

 No.48389

>>48387
Didn't the rally have a board which hosted loli porn? Geg.



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