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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 19:23:19 No.27505 [Reply]

what happened to this site? why is there so many weirdos and pedos? why is there barely any gems? why is there so much weirdposting about the 16 year old zellig girls? what we are seeing on this site is what zellig is gonna be for the rest of time since there's not gonna be anymore genuine fans after they all leave this shit behind: a bunch of cord trannies and pedos gooning to little girls.

It's not easy trying to clean the site when Da Joos want you to do useless things like (((education camps))) and throw stupid life stuff at you. Even with how far chuds have come, pedogoonerfags are harder to eradicate. We're still doing our best to solve this, but it's getting much more difficult to do as time passes.

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Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 05:04:17 No.27554

>>27548
I meant for universityDIETIES finally getting out

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 06:50:04 No.27556

the year is 2024. soyzellig lives under WEIRDO CREEP rule. all normalfags are sissified.

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 07:01:22 No.27558

as for the racebait, i just feel obligated to tell everyone that Coco is built for BBC. i can't control it. i don't even like interracial porn or black men or anything like that. i just can't stop racebaiting. it has evolved to something beyond irony. it's like a brain parasite that controls my actions when i see Coco, i must tell the world that she is a bibisi type of girl

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 07:14:05 No.27559

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Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 12:22:05 No.27592

>>27558
She is built for a loving husband who would never leave her and give her the gift of beautiful children.

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 11:03:08 No.27255 [Reply]

kill this nigger

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 14:04:32 No.27290

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>>27261
>the last one is "follow your leader" antifastone
Funny how they add that and yet they posted it on a burner account, they fear us, they have no idea what is coming

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 15:17:30 No.27303

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'em

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 02:57:01 No.27436

>>27265
kill yourself

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 04:36:03 No.27552

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>>27303
gem that made the faggots shoot themselves in the head and order their staff to burn the body

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 06:51:03 No.27557

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>>27436

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 22:42:44 No.27540 [Reply]

Post a 'Zellig character and what music they would listen to. I'll start with Mymy

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 22:57:28 No.27541

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Idk about what they would listen to, but I know what they would sing.

…Especially Mymy.

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 23:00:53 No.27542

>>27541
Also, as far as I remember, there's AI covers of songs like that on the site (in very old threads from yet 2023). Maybe it's slightly offtopic, but whatever.

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 04:02:54 No.27551

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>>27540
im gonna add one more to mymy…

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 19:28:14 No.27506[Reply]

Is this the same thing with zelligniggers?

What is this post mane ☠

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 21:08:41 No.27529

Both the Zarty and Sharty are brimstone. Sage.

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 21:19:02 No.27531

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>>27529
Dis nigga forgot to leave xis sage, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
pic attached incase you delete it

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 22:27:48 No.27537

>>27518
>>27515
You are both too stupid to understand the meaning of my post

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 22:30:37 No.27538

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>>>27518
>>>27515
>You are both too stupid to understand the meaning of my post

Zaryan ## Mod 06/14/24 (Fri) 22:32:31 No.27539

Moved to >>>/qa/4986.

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 17:40:01 No.27500 [Reply]

>We will have flying BBCs in 50 years in the future o algo
<No. We will be using more computational power than was required to render the Cars (2006) movie to synthesize a low quality AI voice of a Korean girl playing a Japanese girl pretending to be a Dutch girl reading out skibidi toilet lore.
https://voca.ro/1ewxABqefoUI

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 17:46:05 No.27501

>>27500
the best part about AI will be putting girls in shows without having to deal with female VAs and their bullshit

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We need MILLIONS to watch Ongezellig Zaryan 06/07/24 (Fri) 06:25:34 No.26608 [Reply]

I've made a plan. Mass produce tiktok videos with Ongezellig videos and an ASMR video to keep the brainless people watching. Eventually all the fags will get washed out eventually.

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 16:33:40 No.27490

>>27488
now this is a gem

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 16:40:56 No.27492

>>27490
I thought about linking either the webseries or the imageboard whenever I post, I just hope that in a couple of months this effort will pay off

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 16:47:25 No.27493

>>27488
International ZEM

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 17:00:03 No.27494

>>27488
V per verginità

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 17:02:40 No.27495

>>27488
I drew him btw

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 20:46:54 No.27380 [Reply]

You guys are pedos

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 13:08:44 No.27478

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>>27477
shut the FUCK up. i'm the only real stone-cold heartless blackpilled TRUEcel in this site. all you other fakecels have friends and shit. i haven't left my room in 15 years. i haven't even seen a human in 15 years. i'm a stone cold emotionless stoic TRVEcel. i survive off of stolen credit cards since 2008. fakecels like you will never understand.

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 15:12:00 No.27479

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>>27380
First is some faggot who joined like a month ago and got banned for his posts
second reads like a joke
>baits with wall of text making you think he's about to justify it
>calls them all perverts at the end
Even then, he isn't technically wrong, just bad optics
Third is some easily faked cord screenshot by a minor no one cares about
>>27465
This is an image board, There is no discord, kill yourself.

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 15:29:28 No.27482

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>>27464
it would actually be pretty funny if all of the babyjaks made led to a shitcoin or something
>>27466
Absolute trvth nvke

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 15:46:17 No.27483

>>27479
Jaki confirmed the third one though, even then he shouldn't really do that because even if he is a minor or whatever the fuck, trolls aren't really going to care

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 15:52:06 No.27484

>>27483
>you see, the child porn, it was just a joke, it was just a goof haha

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 03:18:43 No.27446 [Reply]

What if I gave Massa a $100k to his Dutch Patreon or whatever the fuck? Would it cure his nigger aids and he'll get off his ass to continue with the show or what?

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 10:59:30 No.27473

>>27448
I will absolutely 100% be buying

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 11:05:32 No.27474

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>>27446
that black nigga's ass ain't continuing anything, that mf be doing dutch iceberg or sum shit, nigga get ur ass off that iceberg and continue with the show that has a decent fandom aigh???

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 11:39:15 No.27475

>>27448
Charity is just another word for money laundering geg, those bucks never go where intended

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 15:15:39 No.27480

>>27446
5 stages of grief:
denial
anger
bargaining ← YOU ARE HERE
depression
acceptance ← But long overdue for this

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 15:21:45 No.27481

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>>27480
Nigger it's not like I have $100k to give anyhow
>arrow

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Gartic Phone Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 07:14:55 No.27471 [Reply]

Drawing GEMS ONLY
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0130ab1f6e
Will end in an hour or later

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Proving that Cleo is of African descent Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 21:14:26 No.27390 [Reply]

There is a picture where it shows Cleo's information (below)
It says she was born in Willemstad, which is a city in Curaçao.
Curaçao is basically Dutch Jamaica and almost all of the Curaçao citizen have African ancestry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Cura%C3%A7aoans
>Afro-Curaçaoans are people from the island of Curaçao of fully or partially African descent. They make up the majority of Curaçao's population.
Now explain to me why Coco is close friend with her

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 21:23:45 No.27396

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Kek, it reminds me of posts in telegram posted by channels named like "[name] exposed" or something like that.

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 21:25:57 No.27397

>>27393
There are retards who think she is not black and she is like Papua or indian

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 21:28:17 No.27398

>>27390
Good job genius bra-fucking-vo without you I wouldn't even have come close to guessing her race

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 21:29:21 No.27399

>>27397
Voices in the head award

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 05:00:38 No.27459

because she is not racist and recognize the humanity of all races or something