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 No.40296[Reply]

Me and mymy fr fr… bleeh..ongezellig oc content…absolutely gem
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 No.40384

>>40346
groomer

 No.40438

Your downfall should be studied xister
You are an odd specimen
One must wonder what you are even trying to achieve at this point

 No.42141

>>40346
I agree, Kate is great FUCK Yosack Rape and Murder him NOW

 No.42142

>>42141
>your efl license has expired

 No.42151

>>42142
Everyone on the Zarty is DFL albeit



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 No.42119[Reply]

where is yosack jaki
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 No.42126

>>>42125
>fail evendo my 'cord friend

 No.42127

>>42126
only use 'cord to raid and nothing else

 No.42128

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>>>42126 (You)
>only use 'cord to raid and nothing e-AAACK
This would be plausible if you weren't obsessed with yos-ACK tranny or whatever

 No.42129

>>>>42126 (You)
>>only use 'cord to raid and nothing e-AAACK
>This would be plausible if you weren't obsessed with yos-ACK tranny or whatever
Meds no one is obsessed with yos-ACK it's the first thread that appears when you go on the sharty's /qa/

 No.42130

>>42119
holy embederald



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 No.34189[Reply]

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 No.38238

>>38237
kike-o abraham

 No.42111

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>>34189
Are you guys ready for tomorrow’s masterpiece?

 No.42112

>>42111
Shit streaking tranny brap above

 No.42113

^67 braps above me

 No.42117

>>42111
6 pages of coal to soothe your soul



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 No.42078[Reply]

If massa dies what would the future of ongezellig be
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 No.42081

>>42080
If massa dies soon, I'll probably see a public domain Ongezellig. I will be in my 90's albeit.

 No.42082

What is the future of this site. Anything gonna happen or nothing at all?

 No.42083

Maybe her gf gets ownership ?

 No.42084

>>42083
>her
GVG massa is trans

 No.42085

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>>42083
>xer gf
Geg
>whatever xer gf gets ownership
She's into zellig as far as we know, so it would be wonderful.



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 No.24032[Reply]

The Sisters with the Saints
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 No.29410

>>29384
nularpluttas really don't know about the OGs (that guy, McVeigh, etc)

 No.29448

>>29405
this fucking glows

 No.29461

>>29448
Idk OP seems genuine and glowniggers can't edit FOR SHIT, the fuck off guy seems like he is testing the waters, he also posted during EU office hours soooo

 No.29464

>>29461
tsmt, you can tell if a video was made by a glownigger if it has a shitton of unnecessary stuff like flashes and switches
and for pics they are mostly .jpeg (the reason is obvious) although most of them seem to be high quality both in editing and pixels

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 No.41753[Reply]

Goon sech starts in an hour
You know what to do when it starts

Never goon.
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 No.42060

>>42057
What are you talking about?

 No.42061

>>42058
Thank you for proving that this site is for pedophiles

 No.42062

>makes a falseflagging thread
>falseflags as a pedophile
>Look there's pedophiles!
Heinous behaviour

 No.42064

>>42062
>saging the thread which is on the very first page on /zellig/

 No.42070

>>41891
this is aryan i don't care what you say



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 No.42000[Reply]

Fuck agugu niggers

 No.42001

WIN

 No.42002

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checked or something

 No.42004

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>>42000
agugu

 No.42009

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>Fuck agugu niggers



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 No.26660[Reply]

Self explanatory I think.
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 No.41965

Samebrapper above

 No.41971

>>41964
>doesn't even have a moat around his castle
Poorfag

 No.41972

>>41971
lets start a gofundme for zoot to get a moat

 No.41983

>>41971
the money that i get from datamining is not that much nowadays. you can give me some shekels on my ko-fi doe….

 No.41986

>>41983
I won't donate anything until you release 300 pages of zigle zogle



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 No.26746[Reply]

I wish Mymy were real so I could propose to her and marry her. She's just so cute, racist and Aryan. Nothing would separate us.
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 No.27176

>>27159
OMGSISA DOE

 No.27199

>>27159
OMGSISA

 No.27289

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Gem

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 No.41930

>>26879
can you send the maya template



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 No.41925[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/live/Q-HTI0NIMXA?si=y3NDzFoWJPTnYC9l
Zoot is streaming and the chat has shartycucks more obsessed with zellig than us GEEEEEEG

 No.41928

It's also Swinnyfails too GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>so obsessed that they obsess more than us
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG



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 No.41827[Reply]

Salutations
Can u pls send more gn mymys..?

 No.41828

i will send you the best goodnight you'll ever see on december 15th.

 No.41851

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>>41828
sounds ominous

 No.41877

>>41828
The countdown begins… 100 days left



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 No.41808[Reply]

https://youtu.be/pngogrW4iC4?si=ZxbxlJOEqycnkRNX why the fuck does this brimstone from niggerhell get to have 4 MILLION FUCKING VIEWS IN LESS THAN A WEEK, but ongezellig gets cancelled because the fucking RETARDED 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS WANT TO SEE JEWISH ANTICHRIST PROPAGANDA, I'M GONNA DO A FUCKING SCHOOLCAUST IN EVERY AMERICAN SCHOOL
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 No.41813

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Ongezellig fate it's to be the most niche project ever been. Don't forget what we love it and Schoppenboers for. There's too few of normies and troons who know about the series, so they can't ruin our show, they could not, and definitely will not do it afterwards. Maybe, there could be a much worse scenario, fortunately it didn't happen.

 No.41814

>>41813
ESL level 1488

 No.41817

>>41814
But EFL memes say ESL people pronounce everything with maximum grammatical accuracy… or something

 No.41824

>>41817
normally small mistakes aren't a big deal but your post was actually hard to read doe

 No.41843

>>41814
seen worse on the 'ki hes fine



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 No.41834[Reply]

why is it so unbearably soul shattering to watch puppy torture videos but no effect when its human children? both are done with purely malicious intent to innocent beings who don't deserve it, but watching kittens and puppies get tortured hurt more to look at. what are the psychological implications of this?

 No.41835

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kill yourself
>

 No.41837

Because puppies and the majority of other animals even if they grow up, don't pose a threat to the average human, so you feel that seeing them suffer is "unfair", leading to an universal disgust towards that. Children are a bit more tricky, the majority would still hate to see something like that, but others rationalize it with the fact that one day they'll grow up too and they'll stop being "harmless".



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 No.26969[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Good night 😘
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 No.29165

>>29141
Its not like coco is even trying to fix all of mayas problems, she literally just doesnt want her to fail school and wants to spend time with her sister and give her some company since she knows maya never talks to anybody else. There is nothing malicious or not genuine about it

 No.29166

>>29164
This is true in the end, maybe someone could actually write some fic about it

>>29165
Maybe because it reminds me of my own adopt. brother, behaves the fucking same and looks the same (if Coco was a male that is). He's from Latvia btw

 No.29167

>>29166
when her computer wouldnt work her immediate reaction was to kick it through the roof cause she just had to ok

 No.29193

>>26970
Exequi degenerat. The only solution for this kind of situatins is to dox, kidnap and execute OP, may god have mecy on him, because we wont

 No.41777

>>29099
alex check ur DMs



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 No.41759[Reply]

hello there how are you doing today
happy friday

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 No.41761

>>41760
schizophrenic

 No.41776

>>41760
is your name Tyrone



 No.41762[Reply]

nuanimatsi of zoeits

 No.41765

>Full screen is unavailable. Learn more
why can't shit just work on this website

 No.41766

>>41765
Stuff not working as it should is sovlfvl albeit

 No.41767

>Ruskie coalerald



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 No.41697[Reply]

If we are being objective,
1) Is zellig sharty culture?
2) Is zellig /qa/ culture?
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 No.41744

>>41737
At the earliest times Zaryans used to type 'lig instead of 'zellig, didn't them? Anyway, both variants are right.

 No.41745

>>41742
Exactly. The dancing swede gif is sharty culture.

 No.41746

>>41744
>didn't them
eslARYAN…

 No.41748

>>41746
It's a quite hilarious how ESLs are correcting other ESLs for mistakes in eengleesch.

 No.41749

>>41748
Everyone in the deadsphere is ESL albeit



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 No.41544[Reply]

I hate (You) Zaryan.

 No.41548

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zaryans i love you

 No.41549

<You're so unfunny that this site is turning into Reddit

 No.41628

No! Mymy! You cant say that!

 No.41665

>>41544
I love Mymy's expression here so much, idk why it just looks so funny.

 No.41705

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>>41665
she looks like Asakusa from Eizouken



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 No.41669[Reply]

What if St. Floyd was in Ongezellig?
also can somebody draw floyd in the ongezellig style, thanks!

 No.41673

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coco would kneel on that niggers neck until he dieded again

 No.41675

>>41673
>dieded
eslGODS…

 No.41677

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>>41675
i chose say dieded because it sounded tough



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 No.26833[Reply]

In a few months time, Zoot due to losing interest in sharty and 'zellig culture and getting a life (going to animation school, getting a girlfriend), will sell soyzellig.party to someone, fortunately not being abandoned. That person will be a russian pedophile, who will contract AIDS because of an attempt to bone a girl (that he brainwashed to look and act like Mymy, but thats not important). Does this all sound familiar to you? This is the exact same timeline of events of the sharty, very interesting.
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 No.41650

>>41649
Everyone should telepathically know that THOUGH, imageboard culture has indeed fallen…
No, but I simply don't know how to not sound like an oldtranny and proving it at the same time
>caring this much about oldfag status

 No.41651

>>41640
yes, sadly ongezellig and discord goes hand in hand. unfortunately the majority of zaryans have 'cord. but not all of them. if you are an ongezellig fan and you don't have twitter, discord or reddit then you are literally Übermensch

 No.41652

>>41651
In fact 99% of zaryans who have 'cord don't use it

 No.41653

>>41651
Believe it or not, me and another Zaryan I know don't use them. So ironically it feels like every "Zaryan" is somewhere else and has already pre established groups

 No.41667

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>>41649
>Onjelqing or howeva yt ppl season their food an shiet



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 No.41508[Reply]

Do you know who is Kalli (@MelancholicMood)? I just saw how she had posted it (picrel), and I recognized this style immediately. Is she that ZarteiQveen who has left our site forever?
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 No.41523

>>41508
Whoever you are, you're welcome nuxittermutt

 No.41526

>>41520
Maybe
>>41508
OP don't be a faggot and marge us in

 No.41535

>>41523
I found it through proxy. I have no xitter (fortunately or unfortunately, however).
>>41526
I forgot to report something. I saw a post from the same account which was saying “I'm transgender, I'm girl!!! NNNOW”. As correctly as I translated my turkmutt(lol) proxy, that post was posted in this very day. So, I just want to make sure that it is/isn't formerly our artist from, I guess, Australia (she said once that she's Asian but studies in some anglo country in the South-East Asia).
>>41520
My proxy says she has 13 followers. I doubt that it's she, but I didn't see that art before, so I'm confused yet.

 No.41648

Shit No One Cares About: premium deluxe edition

 No.41664

no idea but cute pic or something



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 No.8292[Reply]

Found a 'lig 'an 'ic that isn't about the sisters fucking each other for once. Spoilers: it's about Maya becoming an alcoholic
archiveofourown.org/works/53136580/chapters/134448670
I'm only on chapter 6 rn; it's an interesting read but the dialog and pacing for some things are pretty clunky imo, you'll know what I mean when the characters start talking to each other.
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 No.8359

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Finally read through it all. Honestly have to agree with >>8311 and >>8354 in that this doesn't read like something for Ongezellig but more like a generic teenage sitcom drama story. I was fully expecting Maya to develop a chronic Alcohol Addiction; completely fucking her life up in funny and outrageous ways, but it really just developed into Maya actually building social bonds with others because she's a hardcore alcoholic (for now). It's actually rather sweet reading on how she's getting better in life interacting with her family and building friendships, but the bits about Mymy building a booze business with Vera is… strange. I don't know why this old hag would partner with one of her (most hated) students selling moonshine for ~€8-€10 (when their only customer is/was Maya, mind you) when she is one tipoff away from getting fired + jailed for drug dealing with her students.
And I don't know why this story brought up the fact that Mymy found crack and Vera's immediate first thought is "we could sell this shit for like €300!" No joke, at some point Mymy finds crack and meth around the school, takes some with her, shows it to Vera and Vera just somehow sells it with no consequences on either of them. I don't know why the author decided to add this detail into the story since it didn't lead to anything interesting after, but it happened.
The dialog is a bit of a drag at times too due to how "generic" it's written with characters, like how a lot of them greet each other or end their sentences with the other person's name a bit too much.
<
Overall it was an interesting read, and I hope the author continues writing this fanfic since despite the flaws it has, it's a wholesome tale about Maya becoming confident in her life for once and I'd like to see more on where her story goes.

 No.8365

>>8359
I assume at some point everything is gonna go wrong for Maya and Mymy and we get to see how they deal with that

 No.8433

>>8321
Oh my Fauci she is so built for BWC

 No.41654

Yey, how old is this One More Shot masterpiece of the 'lig writings actually? It feels like a something from pre-zarty era.

 No.41655

>>41654
Quite old, it was written by a guy in Massadonie. Unfortunately he deleted it but I should still have the archive somewhere



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 No.41490[Reply]

I did some background checks on Foenkie's history. Here is his most likely ancestry
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 No.41496

Noviop

 No.41509

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>>41496
Hoi Mazz

 No.41515

>>41509
Confused with belarusian award

 No.41536

>>41515
Mazz is russian lmao

 No.41537

>>41536
A different nigger then, don't confuse with discord troons please



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 No.41411[Reply]

Hello. I saw a video from saberspark about this dutch cartoon the other day and came across this site after searching. What is this site about?
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 No.41426

>>41425
>Abraham lied
>Abraham was the first Jew
…….GEEEEEEEEEEEG

 No.41433

>>41426
Modern Jews are Arabs which once replaced native Judean population through “assimilating”. So Abraham was White.
>>41425
Not every lie is a sin. In particular if it's a lie from a chosen (like Abraham) and for good purposes.

 No.41434

>>41422
I wonder how this reply caused a religionbaiting.

 No.41443

>>41433
>So Abraham was White.
Evendoe joos consider him their forefather, and Jews aren't white. Someone should pull up that 'toss about Hebrews and Jews

 No.41444

>>41443
>Evendoe joos consider him their forefather
Trust the Jews? Such bad news.



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 No.36421[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

I'm gonna post a picture of Mymy once a day in this thread.
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 No.40629

>>40623
obese zellig girls, now they are even more built for BBC than they already are

 No.40656

>>40629
Meds, now. Xhe's not fat at all, its just in a cute art style.

 No.40657

>>40623
Glistening, shining, 100,000 lumen Zemerald

 No.41413

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day something

 No.41421

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>>41413
>HOLY HECK!
>IS THAT A FRIGGIN' UPDOOT BUT CUSTOMIZED TO MY AUTISTIC OBSESSION?
>GOOD DONE OP, HERE'S A REDDIT GOLD



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 No.41264[Reply]

Can anyone explain what this is supposed to be? I haven't been on the zarty for months
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 No.41278

>>41276
infanticide

 No.41279

baby mymy she says agugu

 No.41281

>>41279
this is accurate

 No.41366

>>41273
someone once made softcore AI porn of it >>27391

 No.41415

>>41264
its a gem



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 No.41220[Reply]

Will never see an episode 2 award
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 No.41400

>>41397
Worst font in the world award

 No.41401

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Did you expect a /zate/ reference? However.

 No.41402

>>41401
It lacks the verb, it should say
>Non sarai mai il marito di coco

 No.41403

>>41401
why am I getting attacked now? I did nothing

 No.41406

>>41402
I thought sarai it's a pronoun. Whatever.



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 No.40934[Reply]

>*Mymy starts thinking that this is getting more and more absurd*

>Hold on, so you like the thought of having a female body but you don't mind having your… private parts remaining male?
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 No.40968

>>40967
I dunno.

 No.40969

>>40968
Kys nigger

 No.40970

>>40968
Either 'leno sproked out once again and disabled the domain or the new she/her troon developer fucked something up

 No.41152

up

 No.41360

>>40945
Better music than Taylor swift award



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 No.27929[Reply]

https://lumalabs.ai/dream-machine/creations
make AI slop noooooooooooooow
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 No.41226

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 No.41227

>>41226
He's really doing it

 No.41317

>>41226
Do this and the zarty will be saved

 No.41355

>>27929
Anime Zem

 No.41356

>>28554
>every time you make an AI video the evil communist gangster computer-god satanic one world government snatches a dead baby's soul out of the sky and puts it into the evil communist satanic computer-god machine to create these videos, in the second video you can see the soul's confusion and agony as it's being put into a digital body
Holy Geg, the zartypocalypse is gonna happen soon o algo assim



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 No.41293[Reply]

yup.

 No.41296

Marge

 No.41297

>>41296
Jannies on sharty cracking down on agugu which is le good

 No.41299

>>41297
Ruleclitties as usual, but this time they're removing actual brim
>still caring about the datamining fedded website



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