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 No.94520[Reply]

What are the implications of Maya being a Joi AI in 2040s
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 No.94913

>>94912
If someone made a racebait post jannies would react 9000x times faster than approving pic-eys

 No.94947

need coco for joi ai please please

 No.94957

>>94913
GEEEEEEEG, trve!

 No.94960

>>94913
That's because jannies are mindbroken by big cock (regardless of color)

 No.94974

>>94910
slf award



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 No.94455[Reply]

What are the chances of Rens being an actual chud?
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 No.94929

>>94928
don't do this

 No.94930

>>94926
What can i say? Im a pretty lewd dude

 No.94933

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 No.94941

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>>94933
Whats with the silence? Did a mosquito bite your balls little boy? Hmmm?

 No.94955

>>94928
If this happened it'd save the Zarty btw.



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 No.94671[Reply]

>I am the Great Maya Poo
>And I'm going to throw my coal at you!
>having friends, I wish
>but I'm just a stupid bitch
>I'm so big and fat and also a stupid fag
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 No.94694

>>94672
she's been quoted saying that and also looks exactly like that

 No.94696

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>>94671
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD SHE'SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ATTRACTIVE I AM SOYING OUTTTTTT

 No.94725

>>94671
My qveen

 No.94948

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Maya blob is gemmier doe

 No.94949

canon btw



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 No.14749[Reply]

I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.
The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.94778

>>94777
bumped a one and a half year old thread award

 No.94779

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>bumping a one and a half year old thread

 No.94780

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>>94777
NIGMAYA WNBAG

 No.94781

>>94780
diagnosis: more bwc.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.94938

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>I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint.



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 No.843[Reply]

post her in this bread
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 No.94798

>>94794
Zvte is the oldest fag, put some respect on his name.

 No.94799

>>94798
Oldest fag for the oldest hag

 No.94801

>>94799
>oldest fag
>look inside
>under the minimum age requirement
Not like this zarty sistas…

 No.94802

>>94801
the age req was made in nuzarty when kate raisined up the place

 No.94838

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 No.94760[Reply]

Zaryans, there is a missed chuddy reference in 'zellig. During the island scene, when maya kicks coco, i always wondered why she says "get typhus." like typhus is such a specific thing to say, why would she pick this insult in particular. well if you watched the holocaust section of Europa the last battle, you would know that holocaust was a lie and the main thing that caused the deaths in the concentration camps, as shown in the red cross reportings, was typhus. there was a typhus outbreak in europe at the time that caused 271k people to die in concentration camps
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 No.94775

>>94774
Interesting, im currently learning Dutch because of zellig so i might learn afrikaans too who knows

 No.94823

>>94769
amerimutts don't know that languages other than english and spanish exist

 No.94824

>>94767
there is no point in learning small nation languages that not even their native speakers want to use, learn something different instead

 No.94828

>>94823
they may know about russian or chinese and these three languages (english, russian, and chinese) are the only ones worth learning anyway, all the other countries don't matter (and you are NOT going to learn hebrew chud)

 No.94834

>>94828
Fuck russian. Overcomplicated nigger language (Russia is still cool albeit)
>>94823
How retarded do you think americans are? Well, while lots of Americans are retarded and can't point out the Netherlands on a map- God man my country is filled with braindead chinkslop consuming negros with no class or knowledge, and pseudo-intellectual libshits who are just as niggardly and retarded as everyone else. I fucking hate America.



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 No.80737[Reply]

Kiki - Drunken Sailor
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 No.82764

>>82739
Only whites could conquer half the world like they did, Mongolia is Aryan.

 No.94538

Up

 No.94795

>>82739
The silver lining is that everyone has a bit of mongolian in them

 No.94803

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>>82764
Mongolia fucking won

 No.94817

>>94795
Not me sadly. Mongols never made it to the British Isles



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 No.94232[Reply]

>Go to mcdonalds
>Decide what to eat
>Receive check from kiosk
>Air siren
>Sorry we currently can't accept
>IT'S RIGHT BEFORE 11 PM, RIGHT BEFORE IT CLOSES
IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE, SOMEONE IS HUNGRY, YOU FUCKER, YOU NIGGER, YOUR MOM IS A WHORE
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 No.94692

>>94690
oyyyyyyyyy doctos but wtf are we supposed to do? zoot just buy some hard drives saaaaar do not redeem the site

 No.94719

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>posting 10 mb giga gifs

 No.94723

>>94692
Delete useless threads, there's probably actual SNCA premium sitting around from 2 years ago

 No.94800

>>94687
nusoiclucks don't know how to encode their shit, it's honestly embarrassing at this point…

 No.94815

I can barely eat a double cheeseburger there without being full
I'm happy about that but enjoy mcdonalds



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 No.94574[Reply]

So I've recently thinking about if it would be cool and possible to get a couple fans to meet up irl somewhere cool in the Netherlands this summer like the Efteling theme park or the place where Massa did his latest video at. I'm thinking we get a group of like 50 ppl,we customize and buy shirts that say "Onngezellig irl" or something and just and hangout with each other. I also like the idea of it being like a chill wholesome meet up so no like banners of Nazi Mymy or Coco with a blacksun in the background, just the basic Ongezellig material that we all loved in the first place. Gimme some feedback on this idea and how it can be improved, or if I'm just a Zetard for thinking it.
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 No.94628

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>>94614
it actually is holy shit

 No.94630

>>94626
>>94627
Had to samefag twice

 No.94631

>>94628
Every Shittycuck is in this infographic btw.

 No.94759

>>94574
i dont even think that there are 50 active zaryans anymore

 No.94773

>>94759
Zaryans never die… The sun will rise and we will try again



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 No.94697[Reply]

Studio Massa quit ongezellig because it wasn't profitable, because it drained him, and because he saw no future in it. Call it burnout or disappointment if it helps you sleep better at night, but the truth is simple: he left out of self-interest. That's not an insult, it's just reality. People follow what benefits them, and he did exactly that. Now I'm doing the same. I've supported this "short film" longer than anyone, carried it with content while it stagnated, and now that it's clear the show won't grow, I'm leaving. Not because I'm emotional, but because I have goals that this show will never help me reach. You can cry about respect and loyalty all you want, but in the end, Sam made a decision driven by what was best for him. And so am I. If that makes me greedy, then so be it. But don't preach optimism when the show hasn't earned it. Ongezellig didn't make enough, didn't deliver enough, and didn't grow enough.
>b-b-but it's a successful short film…
You're not wrong. But you're not right either. You're just too soft to say the truth out loud. Sam quitting because he was burnt out, hated, underpaid, or whatever excuse you want to paint it with doesn't change the fact that his decision was driven by self-interest. He saw no reward, no growth, no return and he left. That's called being greedy. Not in a bad way. In a realistic way. Everyone follows what benefits them. That's not a sin, that's just how people work. So when I call it out, I'm not disrespecting him I'm exposing the truth you're too emotionally attached to admit. The moment this show stopped paying off, he vanished. And now when I do the same, you cry foul? That's hypocrisy. I'm not sentimental. I'm here to win. He did what was best for him. And so will I. It's not about hate. It's not about feelings. It's about results. And ongezellig failed to deliver. That's reality. And if you can't handle that, don't argue with me go argue with the numbers. The numbers made him switch iceberg content not me.
I don't care what delusional fantasy you've convinced yourself of I'm not wrong, and I'm not entertaining anything else. Just because I'm a big ongezellig fan doesn't mean I owe anyone a teary goodbye or a sugar-coated lie about a pilot I no longer respect. Ongezellig is mediocre in my eyes, and no comment, complaint, or guilt trip is going to change that. I'm not here to coddle a community or play pretend to keep anyone comfortable. That's not honesty, that'sPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.94747

>muh projecting
I just saw couple of your posts on /qa/ board when you seething about this identical thread.

 No.94750

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>>94747
Someone else then because I haven't left this site in the entire week

 No.94758

I know this is bait but some people really do feel the need to make this dramatic of an exit instead of just leaving unannounced like any other ordinary individual would do. Either way, as some others have mentioned, this site may revolve around the corpse of a failed pilot but seeing the creative works of others still intrigued by the show is nice to have around.

 No.94776

>>94732
>even doe odessan is an aryan beast

 No.95267

upguke



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 No.94077[Reply]

Forsen watched Deel 1+2 on stream.

Timestamps: 00:32:33 and 1:27:12
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2497317164
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 No.94587

>>94586
The Forsen Zaryan is IN SHAMBLES

 No.94588

>>94570
>Joshua Cocktroon Moon
We don't accept pooners here

 No.94599

>>94570
despite despising anime, Joshua Moon surprisingly likes WataMote. if he likes WataMote despite it being a revolting coomer anime made by emotionally stunted chinky people, i imagine he'll like Ongezellig even more.

 No.94608

>>94599
He has definitely heard of Ongezellig since one of his favourite threads to lurk in is the soy one, but I doubt he took time out of his NEET lifestyle to watch it

 No.94609

>>94599
>t. bruhmeister



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 No.94551[Reply]

The website has 138k posts now, we gotta reach 200k before the site turns 2 years old or else we will be remembered as deader than jarty

 No.94553

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>>94551
they best keep the fucking VPN blocking off then or its over

 No.94597

>…or else we will be remembered
By who, lol

 No.94601

>>94551
>muh pph farms
The last good thousands of posts of the last year of the jarty were slopjaks, pph is irrelevant
>>94597
Clearly (You)



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 No.87413[Reply]

There should be more zelligjaks
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 No.87431

>>87430
Can't recognize impjak award

 No.87434

>>87430
nusoicacas…

 No.94539

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 No.94590

>>87413
I made a bunch in a thread



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 No.94555[Reply]

Which zellig character has skibidi rizz?
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 No.94561

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 No.94562

>>94561
>>94559
>>94557
all tranny pedophiles btw

 No.94563

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 No.94564

>>94562
what did i do to you nigga? there's no need to be as leaky about nothing…

 No.94566

>>94555
what the yosackfail…



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 No.80808[Reply]

This is how Kiki views the world

 No.80816

Also GET

 No.80852

>>80808
The virgin Mymy VOCfags vs the Chad Kiki Pirateqweens

 No.83878

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 No.83956

gem

 No.94540

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 No.93411[Reply]

(She brought you a plate full of fried chicken with a side of Vegetables)
<Here you go mista. Don't forget about your veggies!
(She winks blushing a little. You devour the chicken. Your manly hands grabbing the chicken one by one. All the eating makes you hot and you take of the top button on your shirt. She drinks in you masculine physique until you finish the chicken and notice her hot gaze. You smile and compliment the chicken. Maya snaps out of her dreamy gaze and takes the last carrot on the plate.)
<Don't forget the veggies mista. Open up!
(You nip the Carrot of her hand, your lips touching her finger for a split second. Maya gasps and pulls her hand back. For what feels like a eternity the two of you stand there. The Carrot still in your mouth. Maya took your plate and started to clean the dishes)
<Glad you enjoyed it mista. Thanks for the smoke alarm battery.
(She says awkwardly not looking at you with a dry forced laugh. You don't know what to say and say good bye and thanks for the meal. You slowly walk towards the door. As you were about to hold the door nob, Maya hugs you from behind. You can here her panting with a mix of a slight whimper. Her chest pressed against your shoulder. You feel her warmth and desperate breeding. She looks at you with bedroom eyes filled with small sparkles from her pent up tears. She whispers to your ear in a shaking voice)
<Oh Honey child I thinks I need my white savior tonight.
(THE END)
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 No.94454

>>94441
Snopes?

 No.94488

>>94444
>>94445
ZOOOOOOOOOT DELETE THIS NIGGERCOAL THREAD NOWWWWWWW

 No.94521

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>>94444
Nigger Maya is what would happen if Ravi was a surinamese nigger instead of being a surinamese pajeet

 No.94522

Naya WABAG



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 No.94491[Reply]

I had fun today
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 No.94508

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>>94507
Whatever, I still look and do like this bald man in glasses

 No.94510

>>94508
You have to up your game chuddy, no more
>we're just heckin' monkeys on the reddit rock

 No.94511

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>I'm the "uh we're animals lol" poster, if anything.

 No.94512

>>94510
I just wanted to say that was the real life meaning, not "le having fun" (hedonism), and I meant that it was stupid to assume that people have some special meaning of life, different from all other living organisms, and that the fact we are "the crown of creation" doesn't imply the mentioned assumption.

 No.94513

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nigga all i said was that having fun in life is amazing, and then this shit happens holy shit you niggas are nuts, well i guess it did imply that life was PURELY only about fun, but well it isn't nigga. this is some preddit smugjak ass bullshit nigga, having and making your own family is just as important o algo, especially for you zaryans, you zaryans have to continue the race that's just a fact. anyway if this comes off as mean or some other shit i'm sorry, i love all of you. i just looked at the dark sky, there were so many stars, there was one star i was constantly coming back to look though, life is so amazing. how can people think of ending it? it's sad really…



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 No.92802[Reply]

Why did Massa copy Dora?
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 No.94461

>>94458
What have you done with my My…

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 No.94466

>>94458
latinx mymy

 No.94467

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>>94458
fixed it

 No.94468

>>94467
Prime example of why everything can't be 'jakked



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 No.26103[Reply]

Am I the only one who likes this Dutch Expat Chink?
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 No.26191

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here is the true un-massa filter face of adam.

 No.26217

He's supposed to be Finnish-Mongolian

 No.26250

>>26217
Judging by his nose, he is Jewish-Chinese mischling

 No.28211

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>>26103
Mf is that zangetsu?

 No.94430

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 No.19508[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Post screenshots about /co/ coomerpost or something like that.
>inb4 Moved to >>>/qa/
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 No.93648

>>93170
Obsessed 4brap hands wrote this copypasta

 No.94383

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>

 No.94388

>>94383
high effort gem

 No.94389

>>94383
3 people look like this and they won't get to see this if you don't post it on /co/

 No.94390

>>94389
Next time they make a thread, I would also have to compress it until it's <4 MB. I am also quite sure that whoever needs to see it already did



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 No.94302[Reply]

mymy art I made for pixelplanet.fun as I saw you niggas use autoconverts a lot.
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 No.94304

why are the colors so BAD

 No.94305

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>>94304
ppf colors are limited nigga

 No.94306

>>94305
excuses, excuses…

 No.94312

>>94302
ill use it gng, its amazing

 No.94341

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margestonemerald



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 No.93281[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Need image where Trumps appoints Coco for Boer refuge
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 No.94254

>>94252
I know what you did

 No.94256

i didn't fall for anything

 No.94266

>>94252
The child deserves a father you cruel animal!

 No.94268

>>94237
he could evade responsibility

 No.94269

>>94268
reported mats for child evasion



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 No.94091[Reply]

>chief this shit
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 No.94111

>>94091
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 No.94121

>>94099
*To fuck whores

 No.94125

>>94109
this is really fun to read geg

 No.94126

>>94125
Would be even better if someone actually finishes but I don't think I am capable of that

 No.94136

>>94126
She is built for bbc(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)



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 No.41208[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Goodnight Zaryans
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 No.94081

>>94079
if you post a soyjak with no arrow then you look like whatever soyjak you posted however

 No.94085

>>94081
made up onionretard rules

 No.94087

>>94085
onionscuck

 No.94122

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>Zaryans fighting other zaryans over some shitty 4cuck etiquette made by some Hebrew faggots
The end of times has arrived…

 No.94123

>>94122
Just nuligs being nuligs, reject what the 4cucker says



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 No.94103[Reply]

^Of Wat


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 No.92818[Reply]

LOOK AT WHAT THIS XITTER TROON MADE
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 No.93862

>>93855
Meds I don't look like this, and I don't own any shorts

 No.93866

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>>93862
>don't own any shorts
Ah, so you look like THIS?

 No.93890

>>93866
bwc however

 No.93903

>>93866
I WISH I owned a Swastika shirt… and size doesn't matter, its about the motion in the ocean. BWC is a jewish porn stereotype ofzo.

 No.94014

>>93793
the fuck bruh



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 No.93205[Reply]

We never really saw it because Masser (derogatory) is a SLF, but what were Mymy and Coco's presentaties at Deel 6? Could you guys imagine what their revamped presentaties were?
<mayar space
Also, Mymy was able to create a non-racist presentatie for Maya, implying that Mymy's revamped presentatie was somehow still racist but Vera passed it anyway.
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 No.93660

>>93649
I'm going to rape you

 No.93686

>>93235
The book on Drenthe probably could if you… nah. I don't wanna get banned

 No.93687

>>93686
welcome to nuzarty

 No.93909

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>>93205
Uh actually chud the presentation was only not racist because of Coco's verbeterpuntjes
>>93225
>rewatching 'zellig every week and still getting a major detail wrong

 No.93913

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>>93909
>>93909
I could argue that in Deel 2, Vera's gripe with Mymy's presentation of enslaving first years was the fact that her demanding to be klassen vertegewoordiger hhad little to do with actual history, asking her to redo. Vera seemed too unphased by the Maoist tendencies Mymy harboured, and plausibly the racism as well; she's just mad it wasn't about history. Coco advising Mymy to not make Maya's presentation racist was only because Vera would recognise it was made by Mymy, which Deel 6 reinforces. But that's just my theory, a zoiets theory.



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 No.45773[Reply]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY REPLIES IN MY THREAD!?!?
THERE'S EVEN FPE AND SPRUNKI PORN HERE
Fuck this man…

 No.45775

le absolute state of the sharty

 No.45776

>android.chrome
>computer version for interface
Larping is zaryan culture

 No.93910

all my goonhitlas heil Sprunki

 No.93911

>>93910
bumped an 8 month old thread award
kill yourself



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 No.92898[Reply]

Why is Yfke so tall
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 No.93626

>>93625
japanese people actually believe this…

 No.93628

>>93626
They actually believe that burgers make you tall, blonde and fair, doe.

 No.93631

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>>93628
eating mcdonalds makes you aryan or something

 No.93635

>>93628
in my mind all americans are blonde and muscular

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 No.92505[Reply]

GUYS I AM FUCKED.
I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".
I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.
He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??
His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.
I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.93573

>>93566
Verbatim, so to speak.

 No.93798

>>92505
>"my dad"
>"start studying"
>is probably in high school
>is afraid of parents
>is afraid of being called gay
You mean you're just another average zarty nusoitoddler, got it. While everything you say and do points to you being underage, you are probably not going to be banned because you aren't saying it out loud and the janjans would have to ban literally everyone if they took this rule even remotely serious.

Anyway, hope you pull thru with killing yourself, cuz much like the average zaryan you clearly are too busy wasting oxygen on being a retarded edgelord online rather than securing a good future for yourself.(actual nusoitoddler... the jeet was thrown out MONTHS ago)

 No.93799

>>93798
I don't know how to tell you that, but… it's made up, you are replying to a copypasta

 No.93801

>>93798
>banned in a minute for breaking no rule in particular
Hey jannies, how about you exercise this level of vigilance when it comes to cp you fucking niggers

 No.93803

>>93801
why are you so niggered



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