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 No.48522[Reply]

>hello, ongezellig fetish artist
<yes hello
>i would like to commission the girls… burning a pride flag! MWHAHAHAHAHA
<WHAT HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOU
>ohh relax it's just a prank, a silly gag of mine
<phew alright… i thought you were one of those sharty people… now… what do you want
>i would like a picture of coco and a black man together….
<alright i can do that
>and immidiately on the second panel her shooting the NIGGER in the head! MWHAHAHAHHAHA
<WHAT YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL FUCK YOU DEAD WHERE YOU STAND
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 No.48530

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>>>>>>>48525
>>>>Smells like frog in here

 No.48531


 No.48532

>>>48531
Run out of 'jaks so he has to say >fail award

 No.48533

>>48531
bonus points for a self-referential post

 No.48601




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 No.48476[Reply]

content warning SAAR
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 No.48591

>>48476

ALLLLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

 No.48592

>>48591
kys obsessed 'jeet

 No.48593

>>48592
fell for obvious bait award

 No.48594

>>48593
>SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE BAIT SAAR

 No.48596

>>48592

Why are you replying to somebody else thinking he's the jeet?



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 No.48582[Reply]

some of y'all are niggers and thats not okay

 No.48583

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>y'all

 No.48585

spotted the nigger hook line and sinker >>48583

 No.48586

geg it's leaking

 No.48587

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yti mad



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 No.48566[Reply]

It would be VERY zemmy to chud up websites with zellig zems

 No.48567

>>48566
Zoot removed it in the policy of New Zarty Order in order to turn zarty into zoyim contaiment imageboard

 No.48568

>>48567
we need it back it would be so zemmy

 No.48579

BVMP

 No.48581

We need more outside influence, this board should be recreated



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 No.48489[Reply]

Zoot sold Zarty and all his social media profiles in late August, its impossible that this is the same Zoot who created and maintained the Zarty
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 No.48518

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I hate all of you

 No.48519

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 No.48520

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 No.48540

>>48512
this is a stupid reason, Zellig has essentially been exiled from the Sharty after FrQQt took power, and 4chan is a commiepedotroon breeding ground, this is our last refuge, the only place where TRVE Zellig fans like (You) and I to congregate

 No.48575




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 No.48439[Reply]

lets dox the pajeet
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 No.48484

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>>48465
>failed to properly reply award

 No.48485

>>48484
typing the post number youre replying to manually is aryan doe

 No.48497

>>48485
You didn't even complete the numbers right THOUGH

 No.48498

>>48497
im not the jeet doethoughbeit

 No.48569

>>48498

yeah youre right, im the jeet



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 No.48543[Reply]

i love my wife

 No.48546

>2 pieces of goonerslop
/co/ tier posts never change…

 No.48548

i couldn't find enough images n shieet

 No.48550

>>48548
one official art award
all other images xitterslop award



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 No.48325[Reply]

>>zellig halloween('cord) back in 2023 where some one sameelf(fag) necroHOHOHO!(bump)s all the bread(thread)s on nu/qa/ one of the members uses the term "frogcvck"….
>archive.soyjak.st/qa/thread/263007
What did he mean by this?

 No.48535

HOHOHO!ing this gift

 No.48536

marge



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 No.48468[Reply]

what is she saying?!?! only in Rotterdam :skull:

 No.48469

>>48468
This is what made Zuz satanic btw

 No.48470

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>becoming satanic

 No.48471

>>48468

I hear arabic

 No.48472

>>48470
this is what jews believe in



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 No.48381[Reply]

recommend a ritual so I can send demons to massa
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 No.48442

>>48381
do the agugu 3am challenge to summon agugu and peeb in massa's bathroom

 No.48443

>>48442
>agugu and peeb are demons created by cord
Zoot just shut it down at this point

 No.48444

>>48442
Actually do this, you need to go to your mirror's bathroom at 3AM, play Ongezellig and turn off all of your lights. Then you need to take a stroopwafel in your hand and repeat "agugupeeb" 3 times. If you manage to come alive after the third time, the ritual worked

 No.48445

>>48443
Peeb is gelolgeg

 No.48447

>>48438
all good my friend, glory to God



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 No.47743[Reply]

Im visiting family for thanksgiving and seeing two little cousins who are 7 and 5 respectfully, should I indoctrinate them to zellig?
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 No.47752

>>47751
Anti-EZIniggers ruin everything

 No.47756

>>47751
Total kike death

 No.48387

zelligshits are groomers kek

 No.48388

>>48387
projected again award

 No.48389

>>48387
Didn't the rally have a board which hosted loli porn? Geg.



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 No.48326[Reply]

So what happened that got 'tistic 'nished (I'm guessing I already know the answer)
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 No.48374

>>48373
Jewtube automod then

 No.48375

>>48373
Massa has been foenkike's puppet for a long while now.

 No.48376

>>48373
hallucinated again award, its complete nonsense

 No.48377

>>48370
I know copyright is the justification of the removal, however the content created with AI is transformative enough to be considered fair use.

 No.48378

>>48368
No difference. Foenkie would return to nobody status immediately if Massa didn't approve his actions.



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 No.48259[Reply]

general zellig thread on sharty's qa, post something if you want so nuucacas learn about real sharty culture
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 No.48310

>>48309
>there was a lot more peace in the past
I remember clearly the atmosphere 1-2 years ago than let's say this May. Like night and day, it felt alien, but at that point the signs were clear

 No.48311

>>48289
>who tf is running the site????
december 2024 discord oldDEITYs

 No.48312

>>48311
>You don't understand… putting 10 seconds award nufags in janitorial positions will save the sharty…

 No.48320

>>48304
Looks like i can post something with mobile data.

 No.48321

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 No.48278[Reply]

I feel sorry for this goofy Pajeet guy thinking he can actually get an pajeet audience. Bro is in for failure. Not to mention posting coal
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 No.48288

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>coco maam plz can i redeem bobs and vagene maam beauty of krishna ♥️♥️♥️

 No.48291

>>48288
No white women can resist a 5’5 Indian janitor…

 No.48308

can we not have this indian as a demi-namefag just because he is indian?

 No.48318

>>48308

whats a "demi-namefag"?

 No.48319

>>48278
he did mymy dirty with the jeet hair.



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 No.48293[Reply]

>r/ongezellig
>2 days ago
>Medium-Skirt-9213
<
>Is anyone continuing the show?
>Question ❓
>I already finished watching Ongezellig a long time ago, and I really like it; It is actually sad that Studio Massa canceled the show 😔🙏
<
>So I wonder, are there some kind of animator whom will do a continuation of this aforementioned show and does Studio Massa allows one to do it?

 No.48294

File: 1733169275271.png (465.91 KB, 775x991, reelsfag.png)

>tell me more about incomprehensible woahjaks in my comfy troonslop

 No.48295

You really are using my shitty 5 second edit of nuligcaca

 No.48296

>>48295
I am proud that pleddit OP posted skibidi mymy which i made o algo

 No.48297

reelsniggers will never replace us and bring this show to life
>but what about fan projects like mlp slop or somethingbigmac
normies slops are low effort coal without understanding the humor of this show



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 No.20276[Reply]

50% of suicides come from people that have visited the rule34 page of ongezellig.
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 No.20280

>>20277
Because feet

 No.20284

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Ongezellig lost episode: Maya's Suicide
After the mysterious passing of Lucas "StudioMassa" Van Dijk, Dutch authorities investigated his hard drive and found a file called "06242024_laatste_deel_.mkv", supposedly a scrapped "terminal episode" of a web toon he had made. The contents of the video were so disturbing that it was deemed unsafe to disclose to the public. One official described it as "a crime against humanity".

 No.20285

I don’t even want to look on that website I get repulsed everytime I have to see it

 No.48243

>>20276
This is still a trvke

 No.48292

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>>20284
while browsing the dark web one day, i stumbled upon a file by the same name. someone must've leaked it. despite having heared all the crazy stories behind it, curiosity took the best of me. after waiting so long for a speckle of zellig content from massa himself, i was desperate. i downloaded the file. the few seconds of download felt like an eternity and eventually the file was ready. i clicked it without esitation.



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 No.48006[Reply]

You gotta respect it. Bro is doing numbers for the 'zellig community on the 'gram
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 No.48275

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>it would be so gemmy if I racked in million of views and opened a shitcord server for all of my newligxistas

 No.48276


the Zaryan on insta is probably looking at our misery and laughing

 No.48277

>>48276
What kind of Zaryan does that? Unless he pulls a 4D move and lures all the trannies just to ban them

 No.48279

>>48277

holy fauci that's genius

 No.48284

>nvzartycacas likes discord slop
as expected from falsekikes



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 No.48250[Reply]

Fuck sharty and booru, new party Jannies are on power trips and permaban every other day for no reason n booru jannies said they banned me for a post yet it doesn’t redirect to show and I don’t remember posting anything against the rules.

 No.48267




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 No.48254[Reply]

REEEEEEEEEE COCO ABUSE ON THE BOOOOOORUUUUUUUU

 No.48255

thats disgusting, where?

 No.48256

>>48255
first page as of now

 No.48257

>>48256
she paid the toll

 No.48265

I hate all ongezellig abuse content, I want to see the girls having fun or being edgy not raped

 No.48266

>>48265
this is the TRVTH, all abuse content is made by FrQQtists



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 No.48141[Reply]

We all know that Zellig is never coming, how long do we hold out before the inevitable death of the zarty?
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 No.48147

>>48146
I think Massa will never return. Even if we suggest him gazzilion bazzilion dollars to keep working on 'zellig he'll probably ruin it due to lack of motivation.

 No.48149

Zellig will probably never return and if it did we’d be dissatisfied. We should just appreciate what we have n keep fandom alive

 No.48150

>>48146 isn't option of buying ongezellig closed now or zomething

 No.48151

>>48150
It is so the cQpe saying
>we should buy 'zellig!
It's just that. A fickle thought from an average nvligcaca

 No.48231

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ongezellig will not die as long as we keep making gems. it's in our hands now. the show must go on, even without new deels



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 No.1756[Reply]

Do you like cheese?

 No.2147

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i'm sure HE does

 No.2162

>>2147
Lee Kaczynski has went nuts after his 4cuck career

 No.2168

>>2147
you better hope he doesnt send you any mail

 No.48187

Bvmo



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 No.47905[Reply]

Fellow Zaryans, I know that yesterday you pretty much told me to not shill 'zellig to Indians under any circumstances. I did understand…I dont know how to edit and make videos for shit. But I still went with it. What I have produced might be the worst coal on the zarty, please forgive me, OR it can be a stepping stone for the future of 'zellig. Im just a little worthless zajeet trying his best to fulfill my shitty dream of reviving 'zellig. I have used an AI voice, cuz there is no chance im revealing my zajeet accent.

(Unable to post the video here, some error idk why, I think the Zellig gods are stopping me from posting the niggercoal. Go look up @IndiaZellig on 'tube and kindly post the video if you can in the replies.)

I do feel the video is very generic and bare bones, but understand, this is the first time ever in my entire life I have ever edited or even remotely attempted to make videos.

Have mercy.
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 No.48174

>>48165
I'm not sure if this is local pajeet. I think he wouldn't set the Indian flag on his profile picture due to his hate towards himself and his people o algo.

 No.48175

>>48165

OP this side, how is this person a scum when he points out the obvious?

 No.48176

>>48174

I have lived in India all my life, still am.

 No.48177

>>48175
Have you asked yourself why we don't want these people in, or are you simply going to give them the benefit of the doubt because you're being gatekept from doing whatever the fuck you want? What this dude really means by "spreading" the show, is getting as many faggots as possible, so that it becomes troonslop #1488. If he even heard about 'zellig in the first place, it was because of us, and the same thing probably happened to you. And I told you already, if you make gems people will be bound to come regardless if you shill to 'jeets, exactly like that one Zaryan on Instagram did. He racked up millions of views, while you're here grasping at straws

 No.48178

>>48177

Understood and noted well.



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 No.48101[Reply]

Zelligteens should start spreading the show to players on club penguin and cross the fandoms.
https://play.cplegacy.com/

 No.48148

>I :heart: CP
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

 No.48153

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>cplegacy.com

 No.48154

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>>48153
>…looks like we have an onset of a case of Soyjak Self Insert Syndrome here
>He did use the arrow though…but the symptoms are clear
>Start the gem treatment immediately or he won't make it to the next month

 No.48155

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>>>48153
>>…looks like we have an onset of a case of Soyjak Self Insert Syndrome here
>>He did use the arrow though…but the symptoms are clear
>>Start the gem treatment immediately or he won't make it to the next month



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 No.47089[Reply]

why do you like 'zellig? what about it appeals to you?

I like 'zellig because Maya is a very relatable character for me because I struggle a lot with social anxiety and I have a touch of the 'tism as well
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 No.47972

i like it because im a huge closet faggot

 No.47975

>>47972
Snopes and fact checkers find this post to be TRVE

 No.47981

It’s just simple, a nice little show you can sit down and watch for a half n hour every once in a blue moon and appreciate it every time. I was put off for a while cause, “soyculture”, but one day I watched it and I thought to myself it’s actually zemmy and reminded me of webcomic shows I use to like back in 2012.
The main three are amazing, Maya is relatable, mymy is the shows rambunctious and wacky character that is equal to that of a looney toon and CoCo is the cozy anchor.

 No.47992

>>47981
Soykulcha is what made it stand out albeit

 No.48138

I am a Maya lover
It really is just as simple as that :>



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 No.48049[Reply]

>Zamn, that's goed ztuff of zoiets, therefore zem!

 No.48058

The Indian flag? Which Indian knows about zarty culture? Except me? I'm special

 No.48092

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>The Indian flag? Which Indian knows about zarty culture? Except me? I'm special

 No.48093

>>48058
In fact, every zaryan here is secretly an Indian.



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 No.48050[Reply]

does anyone know what voice Massa uses? might need this information
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 No.48054

>>48053
type english text o algo

 No.48056

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>>48052
the character limit is kiked but its good enough.
>Invalid webm uploaded-ACK

 No.48057

>>48056
Hoi Massa, I've seen that you're keyed again

 No.48059

>>48056
it doesn't sound good

 No.48074

>>48056
Here's an AI model of Xander if you don't want him to sound like he's drowning speaking english https://huggingface.co/filler5736/stillewillemNEW/tree/main
Use Original48k or TITAN48k



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 No.47999[Reply]

ROSS TERRA IS A FUCKING WHORE!!!!

 No.48000

Margerald get

 No.48001

>>47999
How do you fail a GET this hard?

 No.48051

Aztec nigger

 No.48055

marge



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 No.47832[Reply]

>hey guys, what do you think Maya's self care routine is like?
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 No.47874

>>47870
Imagine she just shoves her big toes all the way up into your nostrils until all you can smell are mymy's feet, holy shit

 No.47875


 No.47876

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>>47875
Close

 No.47882

>>47867
Imagine sticking both fingers in your mouth and then hawking up the biggest slimiest loogie

 No.48037

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hey guys, what do you think Maya's self care routine is like?



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 No.47835[Reply]

>it will be awesome if i create a crypto scam about dutch girls and force it on xitter
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 No.47969

>>47963
Stupid nigger, it's because it invites those 'cords, not because of moralfaggotry, exactly like it happened on the 'arty
There's also an argument to be made that no one really kicked them out and that it's fine as long as the problem gets taken care of

 No.47988

>>47969
>muh right-wing 'cords gonna spam dead nigger on le dutch girl site my clitty is leaking
Grow the fuck up, commie, This Community is for Incel Chuds. Let them have their TND or leave

 No.47989

>>47988
>commie
Geg, holy leak. I am the most truecel STONECOLD chudcel here
What I complained about was the sharty moving away from traditional 'jakking due to these 'cords and turning it into the public toilet that it is today

 No.47997

>>47989
evendo i can't post gore here

 No.48036

>>47837
Total cryptoscam death



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 No.48013[Reply]

fuck agugu, only Skibidi Mymy
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 No.48020

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 No.48021

skibidi agugu mlem zoleg nail flower slopjak mymy where?

 No.48022

increase the brainrot level

 No.48023

>>48021
You're going to create a monster

 No.48028

You guys are bored



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