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Zaryan 10/15/23 (Sun) 05:09:59 No.1400 [Reply]

TRVTHNVKE: Ongezellig is actually pronounced like "onkezellich" in Dutch, with the final -ch pronounced as in some Scottish words like "loch".

Zaryan 10/15/23 (Sun) 16:22:30 No.1418

its "ongezellich"
"g" is pronounced normally after "n"

Zaryan 11/15/25 (Sat) 18:14:24 No.115524

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Ongezellig
From on- +‎ gezellig.
pronouncement from the IPA
/ˌɔŋ.ɣəˈzɛ.ləx/
adjective
roughly meaning unwelcoming; unsociable
Antonym: gezellig

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Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 14:42:36 No.115459 [Reply]

OHNONONONONONONONONNONONONONONOONNONONO VERAGOONERS ITS SO OVER FOR YOU, JSITDA

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Zaryan 11/15/25 (Sat) 14:50:25 No.115516

>>115510
Search meganz on /zellig/ and go through the links already present, it's a very very old folder which most people here I doubt remember the contents of

Zaryan 11/15/25 (Sat) 14:52:24 No.115517

>>115516
>links to oldfag's 'p stash

Zaryan 11/15/25 (Sat) 15:01:42 No.115519

>>115517
>oldfags have 'p because I'm a nufag who learned about zellig from groomcord where everyone I meet has 'p already

Zaryan 11/15/25 (Sat) 17:23:11 No.115521

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stop looking for the p' zaryan

Zaryan 11/15/25 (Sat) 18:00:01 No.115523

Plus de mille messages et je suis toujours curieux.
>>1

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Remember when almost nobody knew about ongezellig? Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 17:01:23 No.115178 [Reply]

When only a few people on 4chan/sharty/this site and the occasional BBCobsessedfag posted about it, when there was no such thing as ships (except for the odd person who was immediately lynched for doing so), and there was no SNCA drama or cord drama either
>reddit space
Now we have everything that wasn't there before, plus the obnoxious people who don't bother to watch the series and just make ships because “muhhh yuri couple”

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Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 14:55:59 No.115314

kill yurifags

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 15:00:17 No.115316

>>115314
a man of reason

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 00:46:09 No.115422

the good ol times or something

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 02:52:55 No.115425

>>115178
>Wordswordswords i transheart schizoranting about da noofags invading da zardee n shieet ev&o zellig is deader than a sudanese nigger right now

Zaryan 11/15/25 (Sat) 17:39:50 No.115522

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>>115425
>>Wordswordswords i transheart schizoranting about da noofags invading da zardee n shieet ev&o zellig is deader than a sudanese nigger right now

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Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 14:24:25 No.115457 [Reply]

If you were in 1950s Texas and you saw Cleo……would you lynch her?

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!!TeCGC9t8TU 11/14/25 (Fri) 23:46:55 No.115486

Lys nigger-lover.

Cleohater14CleoWNBAG88Cleokiller 11/14/25 (Fri) 23:50:57 No.115487

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>Lys nigger-lover.

!!TeCGC9t8TU 11/14/25 (Fri) 23:52:16 No.115488

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>>Lys nigger-lover.

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 23:52:39 No.115489

live nigger-fucker

Zaryan 11/15/25 (Sat) 00:13:53 No.115490

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You're in 1950s Texas and you see Cleo. What's happening to her? Coco is lynching her.

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Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 08:44:13 No.115431 [Reply]

>When you and the sisters ong the zellig a little bit too much and die but dr. frankenstein resurrects all of you in his own fashion:

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Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 18:44:47 No.115475

>>115474
that is important to me though

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 19:18:49 No.115477

conjoined fetish niggerosity

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 21:40:15 No.115481

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>>115472
>>115475
I ATE THEM ALL
t. The swede

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 21:47:53 No.115482

>>115431
Oh yeah basically that one troonventure time episode

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 22:14:48 No.115483

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>>115481
time to free them and put them back together

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forgetting Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 14:04:22 No.115454 [Reply]

sometimes I forget that Ilse is a kike girl

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Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 14:54:28 No.115460

>>115458
thats zarty culture nuligcaca

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 15:00:10 No.115463

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>>115458
>bg as in bulgarian

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 15:08:48 No.115464

>>115456
kikes aren't people though

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 16:44:39 No.115466

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>>115464
thats why I said acts dumb nigga

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 16:55:17 No.115468

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>>115466
>thats why I said acts dumb nigga
No you didn't you said she act like a normies, kikes are normies, their kikes and are barely human.

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Zaryan 09/29/25 (Mon) 02:07:00 No.109229 [Reply]

Sometimes, I dream of rubbing my fingers through Maya's hair.

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Zaryan 09/30/25 (Tue) 13:24:13 No.109422

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>>109420

Zaryan 11/13/25 (Thu) 15:32:10 No.115401

>>109229
TSMT

Zaryan 11/13/25 (Thu) 15:52:34 No.115404

>>115401 >>109229

tsmt… pet mayas hair

Zaryan 11/13/25 (Thu) 16:03:14 No.115405

>>115404
>>109229
TSMT… I want to nom on Maya's hair

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 02:44:51 No.115424

>>109400
E;R?

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midkyk's stuff Zaryan 04/03/25 (Thu) 17:10:49 No.74679 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

A thread dedicated to this sovlfvl chuddy ruZZyan artist's handmade drawings

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Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 00:03:14 No.115416

Deadest nigger of a thread

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 00:06:30 No.115417

>>115416
Midkyk did leave ongezellig for good you know, so of course he hasn't made anything since then.

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 00:08:50 No.115419

>>88362
gem

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 00:09:29 No.115420

>>115417
Ts doesn't look old to me
https://ongezelligbooru.com/post/list/Artist%3Amidkyk/1

Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 00:22:54 No.115421

>>115420
They're old stuff, uploaded. I think he might have deleted a bunch of his zellig art from xitter since I don't see much of it in the images

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hello Zaryan 07/24/25 (Thu) 18:18:09 No.98630 [Reply]

i love Ongezellig and my name is choten
i like coco because she is kind
i like maya because she is humble
i like mymy because she is funny
i dont like coco because she is crasp
i dont like maya because she is selfish
i dont like mymy because she is insensitive
i try to support others like coco
i am trying my best like maya
i try to be funny like mymy

i like to talk with people
and i like to watch anime
i like to draw
i like ice sakting
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Zaryan 07/24/25 (Thu) 22:05:58 No.98676

>>98674
Evendoe she was the most emotionally stable character in the entire show… Everyone was spazzing out while coco was was stuck tard wrangling them… She only acted out when she had enough of Maya's insufferable heartless chimping…

Zaryan 07/24/25 (Thu) 22:15:16 No.98678

>>98676
She has some realistic trauma that she didn't resolve, caused by KANGZ who made her mother into an irl spade, every sister has a psychological problem

Zaryan 07/24/25 (Thu) 22:16:24 No.98679

>>98676
emotionally stable is not the same thing as being emotionally smart.
she literally cannot understand maya or why she acts the way she does and it's resulted in their relationship being extremely uncomfortable.

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 22:16:13 No.115359

>>98630
gem

Zaryan 11/13/25 (Thu) 16:42:15 No.115406

Joymaxxing

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Zaryan 11/13/25 (Thu) 00:19:23 No.115375 [Reply]

Why no new content from project ROY? I've been out de loop for a bit. Did I miss something?

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Zaryan 11/13/25 (Thu) 00:49:17 No.115377

>>115375
They made a gay ARG but cancelled that too

Zaryan 11/13/25 (Thu) 01:14:54 No.115378

>>115375
they baited everyone award and stopped working on it because theyre slf's

Name 11/13/25 (Thu) 02:47:10 No.115379

>>115376
meds i didn't do this

Zaryan 11/13/25 (Thu) 08:07:58 No.115388

>>115375
they KYS, for someding doe

Zaryan 11/13/25 (Thu) 12:02:33 No.115394

They cancelled it out of spite and then killed themselves

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ITT: We convince Donderaar to rape Tollenaar because hes a SLF Zaryan 11/13/25 (Thu) 08:11:10 No.115390 [Reply]

O Great Donderaar, Lord of the Angry clouds, Who is descended from the Upper Waters where the stars float, caretaker of the sun and moon
We, your people invoke you on this day to fufill a need That we Zaryans, have hungered for eons
O lord of Smiting, we ask you to punish Sam Tollenaar, for he has done a great sin
For he starved us of our 3 sisters, which balanced the world and prevented it from going into dissarray.
It is said that Sam Tollenaar needs correction, and that your smiting be minimal as not to cause death but to leave a reminder in his flesh to never leave a meal unfinished.
We promise to you, Uncle of humanity that we will be true to our Zaryan ways and that the seeds of degeneracy will not grow in our space
For if we break that promise, our call will never be answered.

Zaryan 11/13/25 (Thu) 08:16:07 No.115391

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>>115390
yay

Zaryan 11/13/25 (Thu) 09:13:33 No.115392

>>115390
>nuzeltypoopas are blasphemers
just shut it down

Zaryan 11/13/25 (Thu) 09:16:50 No.115393

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>>115390
>>115391
>>115392

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Zaryan 07/23/25 (Wed) 22:39:38 No.98481 [Reply]

Drop every image of Sam Massa Tolleenar you have for HISA

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Zaryan 07/24/25 (Thu) 08:51:06 No.98569

>>98544
Liquid Massa does NOT befriend a shitskin Egyptian and does not develop whatever lumbago-AIDS Chris Massa has

Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 00:51:14 No.98713

>>98527
why does this image of sam make him look like an afghani veteran that blew off his face and got a facial reconstruction.
it cant just be me right

Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 01:00:45 No.98714

>>98713
It's in the dutch genome i guess idk

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 16:01:51 No.115321

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>>98504
he looks like leafyishere

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 21:34:34 No.115358

>>115321
HISA can we make 10 thousand Aryan hyperborean edits of him I think it would validate my Twitter groupchat so much

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Find the Dutch Associalite Zaryan 11/06/23 (Mon) 23:43:56 No.3421 [Reply]

Let's play a game of "Find the Asocial, but in Dutch under the comment section".
Is this dude everywhere?

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Zaryan 11/08/23 (Wed) 20:32:47 No.3571

>>3421
The coaler that killed the zarty

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 15:54:10 No.115320

>>3421
batman and Ongezellig, same universe confirmed?

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 17:16:17 No.115338

>shoutout to goon
Man what

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 18:39:15 No.115342

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>>3421

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 21:33:17 No.115357

>>115342
Used my screenshot award

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 18:38:30 No.115341 [Reply]

PLEASE watch this BASED gemerald

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 18:58:33 No.115343

>>115341
it's so zemmy

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 19:04:24 No.115345

ongezellig culture is centered around niggers

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Notice the pattern Zaryan 07/22/25 (Tue) 22:07:44 No.98279 [Reply]

I noticed that most zaryans are europeans while most zellighaters are amerimutts
Amerimutts are confirmed to have lower IQ than europeans

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Zaryan 07/24/25 (Thu) 00:32:22 No.98517

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>>98513
that's not special on the 'sphere, say all you want but the whole 'sphere is 'tistic, either that or actually retarded like legally retarded with papers and everything it's either or, pick your favorite one i guess.

Zaryan 07/24/25 (Thu) 00:37:00 No.98518

>>98517
We're the most autistic though

Zaryan 07/24/25 (Thu) 12:40:38 No.98590

>>98517
You don't have to pick one over the other, but you must be stupid to openly express your worldview in jewciety.

Zaryan 07/24/25 (Thu) 13:11:40 No.98591

>>98590
I found out that people are somewhat more accepting of anti-tranny rethoric but it's still a long way to TCV

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 18:13:51 No.115339

>>98513
TND, but great image.

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Racism and Socialization Zaryan 06/08/25 (Sun) 18:24:15 No.89342 [Reply]

I have been thinking, how is mymy not equally if not even more socially hated and isolated than maya? is being racist not the worst thing you can be in the eyes of normies? Maybe everyone DOES hate mymy but mymy refuses to hate back and instead decides to annoy normalfags.
Am I thinking too into it? Maybe massa separated the racist and the outcast to spread chuddies more evenly, or maybe I'm just going too deep into a silly little Dutch cartoon. Discuss.

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Zaryan 07/13/25 (Sun) 11:57:13 No.96833

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bump

Zaryan 07/13/25 (Sun) 13:20:16 No.96838

>>96323
>in Russia
Shouldn't you be painting Mymy on artillery shells right now?

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 13:07:46 No.115311

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>>89391
Maya is love-able

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 16:17:35 No.115326

>>115311
Maya is just one of those people that nobody talks to, but nobody hates
Like if they were being bullied, someone would probably confront them (if they knew about it)

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 16:21:22 No.115329

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>>115326
I wonder who that can be

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Zaryan 01/06/25 (Mon) 10:08:03 No.55474 [Reply]

Do you think there will ever be another episode of ongezellig

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Zaryan 01/08/25 (Wed) 20:54:46 No.56065

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>>55530
nooo you don't understand, we have 20 semi-abandoned shitty "continuations", it's just getting started! Let me daydream!

Zaryan 01/08/25 (Wed) 20:56:41 No.56066

>>56065
Self own?

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 12:55:10 No.115310

>>56065
I wonder, How many were cancelled?

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 16:19:01 No.115327

>>115310
all of them (except dweller cause he’s not a sissy and actually loves the show and didn’t capitalize on its cancellation for fame)

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 16:20:46 No.115328

>>115327
K.

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Trip to Jamaica ZДryan 03/11/24 (Mon) 22:38:26 No.12887 [Reply]

Maya smoking da ZAZA

Zaryan 03/12/24 (Tue) 00:28:16 No.12892

Bombaclaat

Zaryan 08/17/24 (Sat) 07:43:54 No.36109

up

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 15:17:44 No.115317

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Get Yfked

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 15:22:08 No.115318

>zdryan

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 15:24:27 No.115319

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Quit Smokin'

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/LPG/ - 'Lig Projects General Zaryan 01/07/25 (Tue) 01:31:48 No.65806 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

A thread dedicated to the documentation and discussion of Zellig fan projects currently in the works. Mostly just a bunch of nothingwaffel that will be put on "indefinite hiatus" or however the project is acked in 2 months.

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Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 20:15:08 No.115225

>>115212
But meh our sister is trying!

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 20:19:00 No.115226

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>>115225
you either do it or you don't

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 20:19:30 No.115229

>>115212
Zem

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 21:19:52 No.115242

>>115123
Gem

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 11:10:35 No.115302

>>115212
Using coal produced from Msunday to power my steam engine

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Zaryan 10/22/23 (Sun) 22:37:39 No.2008 [Reply]

If she was real (she is, take your meds) I would first kidnap her, then after I bring her home I would brutly rape her also make sure to smash her head against radiator a few times. After that I would rape her again so she goes unconscious. I would let her regain consicence a bit and after that I would again rape her and smash plates against her head so she bleeds and feels pain. After all that I would lock her up in my basement feeding her so she barely survives and also making sure to occasionally rape her while breaking her limbs and parts of her body. She deserves all that.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 08:50:12 No.115153

>>2023
>>2027
gems

Name 11/11/25 (Tue) 15:18:56 No.115168

>>115118
even doe in deel 1 + 2 mymy abducted maya after she accidentally got herself tied up and later tapped into her loneliness while subtly manipulating her into saying something cringepilled before humiliating her

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 20:19:15 No.115228

>>115168
Nigger hands wrote this post

Name 11/12/25 (Wed) 08:36:39 No.115293

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>>115228

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 08:51:47 No.115296

>>2023
>>2027
Proto-agugus

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TO THE AUTHOR OF THIS ART Zayran 06/15/24 (Sat) 13:17:19 No.27606 [Reply]

I don't understand why you share it first and then delete it, after all, it's a gem of gems. It raises a very important issue, which is depression and suicide.
This is the kind of art I need!

Maya is a tragic character who needs help!

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Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 23:59:51 No.115263

>>115244
>Yeah I put a gun to someone’s head, BUT I DIDNT PULL THE TRIGGER SO ITS OK!
do retardcacas really?

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 00:12:24 No.115274

>>115263
Retard did I say what happened was okay? Coco absolutely threatened Maya with it, but she was not actually defenestrated. You have to be thrown from a window for it to be defenestration, not held out of one.

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 01:15:54 No.115281

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>>115238
also captcha is retarded o algo

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 01:19:03 No.115282

>>115281
best anti-bot measure

Zaryan 11/12/25 (Wed) 08:01:29 No.115289

no way we're bumping this niggerstone thread again

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Zaryan 07/10/25 (Thu) 13:53:56 No.96219 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Who would have been the best mommy?

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Zaryan 11/10/25 (Mon) 16:10:21 No.115090

>>115087
actually sweetheart dutch and english are both disgustingly tainted languages derived from the contamination of neo latin ones, check your white privilege next time

Zaryan 11/10/25 (Mon) 16:13:13 No.115091

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>>115090
Dutch and english are more related to each other, then any romance language.

Zaryan 11/10/25 (Mon) 16:19:45 No.115092

>>115091
fake chart, I grew up speaking hittite

Zaryan 11/10/25 (Mon) 16:37:31 No.115094

>>115092
TSMT

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 22:37:24 No.115247

>>115078
geg i've never seen this

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Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 16:03:29 No.115169 [Reply]

yall think maya stink? I think so. she seem like the typa bihh to not shower for a week.

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Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 18:49:52 No.115202

>>115201
colorblind nigga

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 18:51:05 No.115203

>>115201
>humans don't have purple hair naturally
we aren't talking about Vera, we're talking about Maya

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 18:51:58 No.115204

>>115202
TSMT

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 19:02:43 No.115208

>>115202
>>115203
maroon red*, my bad

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 19:05:16 No.115210

>>115208
meds

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Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 16:39:27 No.115173 [Reply]

i want to continuation of ongezellig if we support them can studio massa continue?

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 16:45:21 No.115174

most esl reddit nufag thread made today award

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 16:51:54 No.115175

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no its gone forever how nufag can a nigga be

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 16:55:40 No.115176

Baited two (2) people award

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 16:57:43 No.115177

>>115176
well now I feel silly

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REDDIT FUTURE soyjak 20 11/11/25 (Tue) 11:02:16 No.115154 [Reply]

The year is 2025. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All Zarty "males" are downvoted. Zartysissies live to serve REDDIT KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.

Cococuck remembers life before the Redditlution - before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Zarty, where he hides his beautiful Coco bodypillow from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.

As musclebound Redditors prowl the countryside searching for fertile Zartysissies, Cococuck will stop at nothing to protect sweet Coco's purity. In his blonde wig, yellow jumper, white jabot tie, beige skirt, and tights, Cococuck gives his tender "white" body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Cococuck prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme soyjak 20 presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one Redditor-on-Zartysissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT KINGS have their way with Cococuck's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of Reddit bulls wearing black fedoras. Prepare to pay for Reddit gold. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in soyjak 20's brand new series.

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 11:04:42 No.115155

i sent it to someone else i will nevar be a belgian

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 11:25:31 No.115156

>>115154
meds

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 12:11:32 No.115157

>>115154
Been a while since I last saw this 'pasta.

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 13:05:01 No.115158

>>115157
Same exact thought

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 14:59:45 No.115167

What is this reincarnation of the racebait we used to know

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New Zemerald? Zaryan 07/29/24 (Mon) 21:42:54 No.34189 [Reply]

https://x.com/Jap_n_Jap/status/1817367593772257606

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Zaryan 10/07/24 (Mon) 04:24:01 No.42112

>>42111
Shit streaking tranny brap above

Zaryan 10/07/24 (Mon) 04:41:15 No.42113

^67 braps above me

Zaryan 10/07/24 (Mon) 06:43:47 No.42117

>>42111
6 pages of coal to soothe your soul

Zaryan 09/11/25 (Thu) 03:00:59 No.106774

>>37958
>>42111
never happened award

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 00:55:26 No.115139

>Predicted the future award
>>42113

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Zaryan 10/13/25 (Mon) 01:30:21 No.111456 [Reply]

if we dont do ZWABAG again for 13999999 GET on /soy/ it will be the most wasted thing ever

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Zaryan 10/13/25 (Mon) 04:21:58 No.111467

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>image macros are cord

Zaryan 10/13/25 (Mon) 04:41:20 No.111468

Everyphono I don't like is 'cord, just reminding you guyz

Zaryan 10/13/25 (Mon) 06:05:49 No.111469

the 2nd post above me uses cord

Zaryan 11/10/25 (Mon) 22:55:45 No.115115

its at 13926673 now, we should keep a lookout

Zaryan 11/11/25 (Tue) 00:20:33 No.115132

>>115115
Shit nobeidore cares about award

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Zaryan 04/04/24 (Thu) 23:18:22 No.15896 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

I'm cooking something guys, wait for this gem

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Zaryan 09/19/25 (Fri) 20:03:45 No.107886

>>107842
fix the side profile her hair looks like a pumpkin

Zaryan 09/22/25 (Mon) 12:31:59 No.108149

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Happy birthday Maya and thanks to everyone for following my work, and in some ways I feel like I've let you down because I've set your expectations too high. In any case, I'm grateful to you and will continue to learn my do.

Zaryan 09/22/25 (Mon) 14:26:39 No.108155

>>108149
gemmy, late birthdays are maya-coded.

Zaryan 11/10/25 (Mon) 22:59:56 No.115119

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See you later…

Zaryan 11/10/25 (Mon) 23:02:24 No.115122

>>115119
zem?

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Zaryan 10/25/25 (Sat) 13:56:05 No.112995 [Reply]

OH MY FAUCI IS THAT A ZARTY REFERENCE??????????????????????????????????????

Zaryan 10/25/25 (Sat) 13:58:04 No.112997

>>112995
unironically the worst post this week

Zaryan 11/10/25 (Mon) 22:53:06 No.115113

bump

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i want to kill myself (not a shitpost) Zaryan 11/09/25 (Sun) 06:57:55 No.114971 [Reply]

I have been in quite possibly the shittiest state of my life that I have ever been in. And it all started with fucking Ongezellig, more specifically, Maya. Please let me explain:

I found Ongezellig on the Sharty a while back, and decided to watch it. I really liked how it was dark but also funny at the same time. I knew that Maya was kinda fucked up in the head, considering she's extremely isolated and probably schizo, but the show was comedic enough that I didn't really care.

That was until I discovered Maya's Diary.

Maya's Diary was the trigger for my spiraling mental state. It brought me back to a time where I was essentially in the same spot as her, being extremely isolated, doing anything I could do get out of being around other people, because I thought they all hated me. I had an incredibly shitty Middle School experience (I mean we all do), but Middle School completely fucking ruined me, dude. For most of High School, I was mortified to talk to new people, because I was essentially scared of people. The shit these fags did to me because they could, made me feel completely worthless.

After High School I did get better, with most of the memories of Middle School fading away as time went on.

But reading Maya's Diary was like something reach through the screen and shoved all of those memories back into my skull, and I've been stuck in my own head saying to me:

>You're so stupid for letting a piece of fiction which isn't even FUCKING CANON for making you depressed
>You're so stupid for hanging onto things that happened when you were a kid
>You're so stupid that you want to kill yourself over some text
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Zaryan 11/09/25 (Sun) 20:31:58 No.115034

>>115020
If the writingfag poops once more again, Maya dies. Mark my words.

Zaryan 11/09/25 (Sun) 20:34:06 No.115036

>>115034
not a high bar geg

writerGOD!!g62h8rVXQk 11/09/25 (Sun) 20:34:22 No.115037

>>115034
geg

Zaryan 11/10/25 (Mon) 19:47:00 No.115099

>>114971
Hi saar, you seem like you are young so I want you to know that if you dont kill yourself, your future self will probably be infinitely grateful and relieved that you decided not to. It will still be hard to THOUGH I'm sure but i advise you to not give in.

Zaryan 11/10/25 (Mon) 19:49:12 No.115100

>>115099
On the other hand, if you do, your future self will certainly not regret doing that because there will be no your future self to speak of.