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ZWABAG

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 No.53920[Reply]

Epkebros….. your response?
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 No.53959

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 No.53992

Nonsenserald award

 No.54144

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made it up award

 No.54146

>>53959
Who's the wife in this relationship?

 No.54165

>>54146
who’s the one who self-inserts as a girl?



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 No.53933[Reply]

I Love Coco
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 No.54025

>>54017
How long do you think I've been here?

 No.54032

>>54025
1 eternity

 No.54035

>>54032
That's the minimum period of time needed to fully become a Zaryan. When you develop arthritis you know the process is complete

 No.54049

>>54025
Idk but I had seen the op picrel during summer so I guessed you were a new here

 No.54150

me too, such a wonderful thing that i have a chance with her as she is strictly BWC only



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 No.54120[Reply]

i hate you

 No.54123

nucaca that doesn't know how to reply award



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 No.53937[Reply]

Massa canceled it out of spite

 No.54047

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>oh im a spitefagfail



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 No.52056[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

RAID RAID RAID RAID LETS TEACH PREDDIT AND PREDDITORS A LESSON. RAPE, MASSACRE AND SLAUGHTER THEM

https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/

r/ongezellig has turned into a cesspool who hates us, the Zaryans. They cannot even fathom the fact that we made the community what it is. They slander us, spread fake shit about us. They blame us from doxxing and harrazing them evendoe they create degenerate yuri,porn,tranny content which warrants a dox(kane im looking at you)

Gem up the preddit with all your might. Let the opposers seethe. Give them hell. ZWABAG
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 No.53654

Stop bumping failbraps from this shitskin(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.53656

>>53654
Forgot sage award

 No.53658

STOP SAMEFAGGING YOU RETARD INDIAN(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.53942

bumping this

 No.54033

Saging this



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 No.53877[Reply]

do you guys like this? should i make more?

 No.53879

>>53877
Alright song but DIE SANDNIGGER DIE

 No.53887

Wtf is the mudslime saying?

 No.53892

/dawla/ gem

 No.53894

Mashallah edit brother

 No.53897

Allah pidoras



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 No.53727[Reply]

new stonetoss
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 No.53732

>>53731
AND ADD THE OTHER BANNER WHICH WAS MADE SOME MONTHS AGO

 No.53733

>>53727
Oh absolute Zem

 No.53766

RusGEM

 No.53875


 No.53895

>>53727
Zarayan who sold the zarty



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 No.53774[Reply]

>She tries to be the Schoppenboer golden child, her facade is cracking
>she's masking her trauma but knows how Maya feels, as she doesn't want her to be left out because she knows how that feels
>Is saving up to move to South Africa to try to nurse her traumas.
>she's actually acting stupid and innocent to feel okay.
wow guys I didn't even imagine that 'liggers could be that much smarter than /r9k/niggers
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 No.53836

>>53833
We need skilled workers from H-1B visa to fix this disinformation ASAP

 No.53838

>>53836
Agreed!

 No.53873

>>53774
>Becomes permavirgin NEET
>Becomes Chud's wife
>Becomes Chad's wife
Fixed these walls of text

 No.53889

>>53873 Are you an incel?

 No.53890




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 No.53532[Reply]

trying to learn how to draw award
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 No.53579


 No.53580

>>53532
Based

 No.53587

>>53555
sisa…

 No.53816

>>53577
Draw Cobson like this.

 No.53868

the bottom half of her looks like a 60s drawing, like fritz the cat sort of legs. it would be cool if the rest of her had that same weird grit look to it



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 No.53739[Reply]

Zellig got 2 mil on my birthday award
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 No.53851

>>53788
literally killed his channel by not uploading zellig anymore GEG

 No.53854

>>53851
Geg what a stupid faggot kike am I right fellow Zaryans?

 No.53856

>>53854
YWNBARZ

 No.53858

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>>53854
>am I right fellow Zaryans?
Even if Massa is a retard I'll forever kneel to him for being able to create the most sovlfvl and kino animation I have ever seen in my life

 No.53861

>>53858
A clear case of a sarcastic joke going over people's heads… I thank Massa for his work for Zellig, but hate him for getting his panties in a wad when Internationals like his show.



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 No.53735[Reply]

ZARTY WON!!!

 No.53736

Doubled the view count in a year.

We're so back

 No.53737

Yay, 2 million.

 No.53738

Zaryans won so hard

 No.53741

Yay



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 No.53712[Reply]

>Nazi trans flag
>Mymy pfp
>24k likes
Well, this is so fucked up. Any thoughts?
https://x.com/wariocolosseum/status/1873053860035739806?t=i1MCJVsblGp9e7l3I-kPqw&s=19
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 No.53720

>>53718
You need to do a troon speedrun. Groom him into cutting his dick off, if you succeed there is 41% chance he ACKs.

 No.53721

>>53719
We can't. It's just over, we are shutting down the website

 No.53722

>>53719
Try making doxerald

 No.53724

>>53723
Report it and get it banned lmao

 No.53726

>>53723
>>53724
Export whole server history using extension first though, or at least create list of every user specifing more problematic ones



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 No.53594[Reply]

RIP to another one my fellow zelligers, nothing ever happens.
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 No.53604

>>53594
I told this nigger xe's never finishing that assgarabage like a month ago, BTFO

 No.53609

Mymy's prank killed the blind dummas

 No.53687

>>53596
It's written in DSL doe

 No.53699

>>53687
Eh its good enough for me as a native speaker. Reads a tag bit sluggish but gotta appreciate the effort

 No.53702

>>53687
_SL is zarty culture doe



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 No.53328[Reply]

Hey zaryans does someone from around 2020 know how the ongezellig fans of the time reacted to ongezellig having a brief cameo in one of antoons video ?
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 No.53684

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>>53682
Why did jannies ban me

for posting truth

 No.53685

>>53682
kys giant fetish nigger 💀💀💀

 No.53686

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>>>53682
>Why did jannies ban me
>
>for posting truth

 No.53688

>>53684
Kys cockvore nigger

 No.53694

If only I could be a normal man walking into normal mymy's room I would run around looking for anime and get shot dead for being a oriental lover



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 No.53689[Reply]

Has Massa never considered what his fans really want and desire or does he act airheaded on purpose like a selfish little kike?

 No.53690

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>DO WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO BUT DONT DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO!

 No.53691

>>53689
I think he did, but as he stated he's depressed so every initiative that he has taken will just result in him self sabotaging (which is really just Massa's own fault and caused by the way he acts)

 No.53692

>>53691
And if he really didn't care he wouldn't have released the (((google doc))) or replied to the latest emails. The guy does care but he can't think of himself as nothing but a failure

 No.53693

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>>53689
Massa is a chauvinist and does not give a shit about his fans because they're not Dutch



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 No.53629[Reply]

hey guys, I haven't seen a good jeet thread for a while so here's a tier list of his most likely identities
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 No.53649

>>53637
>fell for the larp psyop
It's literally all him samefagging

 No.53650

mods stop preventing me from bumping 't threads(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.53652

>>53650
They readded it after all? GEG

 No.53665

Total curry win

 No.53666

Sage



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 No.53603[Reply]

yeah, why don't they talk about this?

 No.53620

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وَقُلْ جَآءَ ٱلْحَقُّ وَزَهَقَ ٱلْبَـٰطِلُ ۚ إِنَّ ٱلْبَـٰطِلَ كَانَ زَهُوقًۭا

 No.53627

>>53603
>Who is Geert Wilders

 No.53628

>>53603
Islamization of the Netherlands is God's punishment onto the Dutch for their Anti-Polish sentiment

 No.53632

>>53628
Same with pakistanisation of London

 No.53633

test



 No.52769[Reply]

How many times are we gonna let this fucking retard humiliate zarty before we do something?
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 No.53611

The jeet is samefagging to bump his retard threads and promote his channel

 No.53612

>>53611
its not me

 No.53624

Saging jeetnigger coal threads

 No.53630

upjeet

 No.53631

test



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 No.51794[Reply]

>1. My Name Is Zooty



>My name is Zooty, Admin of the Zarty


>Thanks for all your IAZ, but this is how I feel


>Come to the Zarty, make some NAZ OC

>Make sure it's brimmy and it’s not too Chuddy

>Then I browsed the site, now I’ve lost all interest


>I’m demoralized, let me tell you about it


Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.51806

Zemerald, now we need some Zaryans to make covers.

 No.51807

>>51798
Best one out of the rest, Suno NOW

 No.51808

>>51806
I might do them myself

 No.51863

SHINING GLEAMING GLISTENING RADIANT HOLY GEMERALD FROM THE PEAKS OF HYPERBOREA

 No.53626

bump



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 No.53515[Reply]

Guys imagine if Coco decided to break into your room and night and crab-walk up to you at inhuman speeds, defying the laws of gravity to crawl all around your body like a giant freakish human-size spider, and then started gnawing at your skin until she tore chunks off of it, masticating them like a ferocious animal and spitting out a chunky cud of human flesh and blood, all while growling like a monster with her cute soft spoken voice.
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 No.53526

I think Coco would rather take my BWC (Big Warm Cuddles) instead of doing all that

 No.53528

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"Welcome back to Impractical Jokers, it seems Coco is tonight's big loser, so for her punishment we've granted her immortality by using an ancient Egyptian manuscript of prayers that was last read aloud during the Bronze Age; let's see how Coco fares out!"

At first everything seemed normal, Coco was only around 16 at the time and had anticipated living a long and healthy life anyway. She failed to see how being made immortal was a punishment at all, to cheat death seemed an incredible gift in her eyes.

The whole day went by with barely anyone involved giving any second thought to Coco's new eternal condition, then tomorrow passed, then a week. By now the jokers had returned to their usual antics on the show. Coco figured maybe what they told her was a joke, it seemed like one atleast, to tell a gullible person a lie that would make them wait around fruitlessly while also very on-edge, to Coco it had to have been some sort of classic prank that she never knew about.

A year had passed, Coco's birthday had passed also and she was 17 now, a lot of things had changed since; she moved up to 11th grade, her relationships were developing and so were her hobbies and interests, most of all she had completely forgotten about the ordeal with the Impractical Jokers. Another year went by, and another, by this point Coco had graduated school, and not long after that her friends and family went their own ways in life. Now Coco was 22 and searching for a job, eventually she'd find one that would stick with her for the next decade, it slowly became more tedious and boring for her, deeply exacerbating the discontent she already had with her life.

More and more of life's color and nuances seemed to slip right through her fingers as she matured, she was in her 30s now and all this time had never found anyone to fall in love with, the loneliness made her situation twice as bad. She began regularly attending therapy to cope with the lingering depression that constantly nagged her, some things helped, others less so, but it was a feeling she could never truly get rid of, and it only got worse as it persisted through her becoming older. By age 50 she had accepted the fact that she would never have a soulmate, there would never be anyone there to comfort Coco, no one to make her laugh, no one to love deeply, no one to spend eternity with and no tender children of her own to cherish with sincere and true love. The loneliness in her old age was aPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.53529

>>53528
Make this happen to all Cococels btw

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 No.53618

Anti retarded currycel bump



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 No.52437[Reply]

>be jeet
>see zellig for the first time
>stumbles upon zarty
>creates coal indian channel to save zellig
>gets criticized for it, doesn't listen
>attains the esl of the year award "oh i forgetted did that"
>fails to get sympathy for Zaryans on reddit, ruins reddit/zaryan relationship in the process
>attempts a raid and hypes it up like a faggot
>fails the raid, humiliates the zarty
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 No.52761

>>52758
I notice a distinct lack of arrow, therefore you look like that and say that

 No.52764

silence jeet

 No.52791

We should interview this jeet he seems interesting

 No.53614

Never forget the retard curryfag failure

 No.53615

>ruins reddit/zaryan relationship
The only good thing he did



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 No.53600[Reply]

For better or for worse, Ongezellig is about to hit 2m views on jewtube. My fantasy is that Studio Massa will recognize it’s popularity and vvill give us atleast 1(one) official art on his petjeaf…

 No.53601

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>please massa. Just one art massa

 No.53602

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>For better or for worse, Ongezellig is about to hit 2m views on jewtube. My fantasy is that Studio Massa will recognize it’s popularity and vvill give us atleast 1(one) official art on his petjeaf…

 No.53610

How can that happen when nothing ever happens?



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 No.53533[Reply]

After one elden ring session something happened to this site or nothing?

 No.53565

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>

 No.53588

up

 No.53591

holy coal in the OP



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 No.25630[Reply]

How do I become zaryan? I just joined and I want to be zaryan. I want to be converted
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 No.37127

>>37125
>i knuul

 No.37136

>>37124
Really clean shading. A bit ‘Emmy if I do say so ‘yself

 No.37138

>>37124
Looks great especially for a beginner. My only criticism is that you forgot to make her eyes blue

 No.53582

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'lee again, holy shit it has been a WHILE since I've drawn her. I guess this thread will be dedicated to my occasional 'my drawings now, put this in /oc/ if you want to, jannies.

 No.53584

Moved to >>>/oc/3008.



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 No.53207[Reply]

WHAAAAAAAAT
Troonslop incoming
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 No.53546

>>53545
schrödinger's quote geg

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 No.53548

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>>53545
>>53544
>>53542
>all posts using "raisin" from the shart
>all Streetshitting IPs
Zoot just close the fucking site at this point.

 No.53549

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>>53547
>quoting across threads

 No.53583

>>53548
Why do Zaryans pretend that they can view Ips



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 No.53470[Reply]

why arent we using the literal board we got on the sharty
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 No.53472

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>why arent we using the literal board we got on the sharty

 No.53473

>>53470
Frootcord thread, DNI

 No.53513

what

 No.53524

We wanted a board like this for years

 No.53527

>>53524
>We wanted a board like this for years
Back when the datamining wasn't there (or known)
When we did eventually get one, it just resulted in Froot cucking the absolute shit out of it, and we had to create the Zarty
When he did make another /zellig/ board everyone was already aware of kiked and Jewish Froot and his lackeys were and still are
Now, the third time he has done this, do you honestly think that he's not going to pull the rug under our asses? And I am not even bringing up the still insane datamining that's been happening for who knows how many months. Kill yourself because you might genuinely be retarded.



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 No.53505[Reply]

On the Soybooru, there are over 700 Ongezellig posts, but some old ones are being deleted by obsessed jannies. You WILL reupload ancient gems to the Zooru.
>inb4 Zelligniggers steal from us
https://booru.soyjak.st/post/list/ongezellig
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/list

 No.53506

no

 No.53507

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>no

 No.53508

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To be fair, they were deleting MOSTLY porn, but they also deleted stuff like picrel and are taking this opportunity to remove the rest.
Save Ongezellig from Obsessed Jannies

 No.53509

Isn't most of those pics already up on the archive here? https://archive.org/details/zellig



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 No.53496[Reply]

RAID THIS RASINTY SHITHOLE NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://discord.gg/BXs6XBaA
https://discord.gg/BXs6XBaA
https://discord.gg/BXs6XBaA
https://discord.gg/BXs6XBaA
https://discord.gg/BXs6XBaA(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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 No.53500

another 0 pph failraid attempt please kys jeet

 No.53501

>>53500
Will people ever stop falseflagging as me? :(

 No.53502

>>53501
maybe after you leave the fucking website already

 No.53503

>>53496
>uses raisin just like on the shart
>raid this shitcord just like on the sharty
>probably the jeet
Deserved sage, you didn't even scout if the raid is doable faggot

 No.53504

You need to have a reddit account to join the server anyway, unjoinable if they're all banned like mine



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 No.53452[Reply]

sad but accurate toss

 No.53454

We Zaryans can write our own destiny

 No.53459

Post the other ones too

 No.53463

>>53454
perhaps



 No.53425[Reply]

i :transheart: agugu abuse

 No.53426

agugu haters are not white

 No.53450

>>53426
Im not white



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