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 No.109229[Reply]

Sometimes, I dream of rubbing my fingers through Maya's hair.
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 No.119963

>>119937
Better late than never shiwibrap

 No.119983

>>119932
I'm aware, I'm a retarded nusoi
>>119934
spadeson with a lot of BNWO tattoos I've seen posted a couple of times and liked the look of. I like how the mouth isn't visible

 No.119984

>>119983
how the hell did I post this?

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 No.119987

>>119984
you probably clicked new reply



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 No.72146[Reply]

zigle zogle part 2 is out SOMETHING HAPPENED or something or something
https://ocgemerald.club/attachment.php?aid=59
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 No.72203

THEY'RE FUCKING LOOKING FOR SOOOOOT DOCTOS

 No.72278

gem

 No.72750

fan theory: Chuds is working for kuz

 No.119956

did someone archive these i think i want to read it again

 No.119967

I haven't read it when it was available. Now I can't read it because it's down. Fuck my shitty ligger life.



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 No.40403[Reply]

How do I make her real
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 No.40618

Glad to see you guys are making a tulpa thread

 No.40619

>>40618
tulpa shit is coal, just pray that you meet a hot boer blonde

 No.40620

>>40619
Tell that to this guy >>40616

 No.40621

>>40620
well, you find a kind hot boer blonde irl and force her to dress up as Coco

 No.119944

>>40403
I stole this guy's portal gun BTW, and he's happy with his Coco



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 No.39502[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8C

Happy birthday Maya…
I'm full of love.
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 No.119769

>>119762
She did this to herself

 No.119802

>>119769
So true

 No.119890

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>Mayamail #12

>Monday, April 8th


>I think I’ve found where god puts the files he wants to delete but the recycle bin is full.


>remember that personality test I took back in December? well, boredom is a dangerous drug and I made the mistake of clicking the "Home" button on that website.


>I ended up in a place called the ‘party’.


>it’s… it’s like looking into a kaleidoscope made of vomit and hatred.


>it’s just page after page of these crudely drawn bald men screaming with their mouths open. I think they’re called "soyjaks." tens of thousands of them. some are eating bugs, some are crying, some are just incomprehensible scribbles.


>and the people posting there? the "soyteens"? I am 99% sure they are not human beings. they speak in a language that looks like english but feels like a stroke. they keep yelling about "gems" and "coal" and "brimstone."

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 No.119914

>>119890
Such a fucking gem it actually made me cry tears of joy from how Shakespeare this shit is



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 No.91817[Reply]

Where's /co/ raid?
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 No.91881

If the retarded tranny janny didn't change the ban, I should be back in around 5 minutes

 No.91882

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the most effeminate and brownest of hands wrote this post, do /co/ons really?

 No.91883

>>91882
/Co/ons do really

 No.91884

Another 15 minutes ban, jannies are watching the thread in real time Zaryans

 No.119907

CIU there's a thread right now



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 No.26103[Reply]

Am I the only one who likes this Dutch Expat Chink?
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 No.28211

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>>26103
Mf is that zangetsu?

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 No.119894

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>>26103
GEG wtf do dutchsissies mean by this?!?!?

 No.119895

>>119894
>Adam Sexer
>Adam sawyer
>Adam woodcutter (also means sixth)
>man sixth
literally mean
man of the sixth woodcutter

 No.119896

>OOOOOÖÖööööÖŒEEEE uuuUUUÜÜÜuuuuÜüÜ



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 No.117705[Reply]

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 No.119855

>>119601
this nigga really needs to learn how to draw female shoulders

 No.119856

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>what if ongezellig but its a dogshit flash animation with lazy voice acting and pitch shifting and theyre all vulgar! its just like hecking le old internet culture!

 No.119857

'ller has done irreversible damage to the zellig fandom im afraid

 No.119863

>>119856
My heckin' old internet culture is when all the characters swear a lot and it's also animated in 5 fps, YVP exactly like Haztranny Hotel

 No.119864

>>119857
He has to publicly execute Yana



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 No.20343[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

I lift for Mymy
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 No.119844

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>april 2024
the gemmiest month in the history of the zarty

 No.119845

i wonder if OP still browses

 No.119848

>>20343
I should figure out a way to lift 40-230 Kilograms with ease

 No.119852

>>119848
forklift

 No.119853

>>119852
No, I need to carry it, because I can't buy a forklift



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 No.119827[Reply]

got banned on r/pedozellig, is this a sign to go outside ?
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 No.119833

>>119831
xe just calls it that

 No.119835

>>119832
I want to know what he did

 No.119836

>>119835
i thought you were op and vaguely replied tsmt geg

 No.119839

>>119836
why would OP reply to his own message?

 No.119840

>>119839
why would OP ask himself what he did



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 No.119171[Reply]

Have you read the 17/18 chapter long Ongezellig fan-fiction?
I thought it was better than some other Ongezellig fan-fiction, I've read, but it's still quite a unique read (also the characters stick to their characterization from the Deels and the lore Docs).
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 No.119178

have you read the critically acclaimed fanfic of a certain zaryan here called… writerGOD? i heard it took 3 months to create a single chapter, that's how dedicated xe is…

 No.119179

>>119171
what's it called might be zemmy

 No.119180

>>119179
It had a really long name with which was basically Ongezellig: a story about something, but it had a really long name, which I cannot remember, but Mymy does become apart of the North Brabant Council and Dutch Senate in Chapter 17 and even thinks about becoming the Prime Minister as well.

 No.119195

>>119178
I also heard xer clitty leaked all over just after the first chapter

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 No.119344[Reply]

ITT: we pet 'lig characters o algo
https://benisland.neocities.org/petpet/
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 No.119804

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>>119707
geg tranny artstyle

 No.119805

>>119804
if you wanna see a tranny artstyle google plants vs zombies

 No.119806

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>>119805
it's aryan, actually



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 No.119552[Reply]

does anyone have a compilation or google doc of the (preferably translated) Mayo and Curry comics? from what i’ve seen, they’re pretty funny

 No.119588

>>10264
Alldoe these are probably outdated translation-wise ngl.

 No.119800

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No, but the few that were made were by the coal factory known as Ghanshan, also a Zaryan recently translated one strip
Also bvmo



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 No.119722[Reply]

embedded 'y
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 No.119758

>>119756
Being zartycuck is trans coded

 No.119776

>>119756
>>119758
Both of these users need to be banned and I am so serious

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 No.119799

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>>119797
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING ON THE LEFT



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 No.119778[Reply]

Be careful Im retarded so I put ts on a park UwU
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 No.119791

>>119788
Nothing fucked up honestly I just do ts for my amusement

 No.119792

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>>119789
Could use this

 No.119793

>>119792
That shits nice bro I might actually but sometime this week I got other incel shit to do

 No.119794

>>119793
We all do

 No.119796

>>119789
you should 100% do that.



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 No.119759[Reply]

april 26
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 No.119763

>>119761
what does that mean, I'm not in the 'cord

 No.119765

nuzoi it's an ongoing inside joke on the zarty that people will meet-up in some remote location to kill themselves

 No.119766

>>119765
again? like august 25?

 No.119770

>>119765
Third time already? Dang

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 No.119648[Reply]


before reading just keep in mind im actually a girl im not trans and larping i can post proof but i’ll just get banned
i’ll be honest, i havent really been on this site much, usually just to troll or lurk, but after rewatching ongezellig i really see myself in maya. i wish there was a coco in my life that can save me from my loneliness.
ive grown up not totally isolated from my peers, but in recent years ive grown further and further from everyone my age, spending my days online, either on imageboards, talking to my small group of internet friends, or gooning. if coco was in my life, i’d thank her for trying so hard to help me, someone who is so far gone in my isolation. i dont think a man can fill this role. i need a true female connection, a girl who i can talk to freely and just have a female positive influence.
also picrel is funny because i have ADD but my online friends think i have autism
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 No.119729

>>119671
Oh
It's you again

 No.119730

>>119666
This. People irl usually just tolerate you (colleagues, even family) or "friends" who will stop talking to you whenever its most convenient for them.
Most people online arent any better and you need to watch out for manipulators but if you find that one person who gets you and is worth your time hold onto them and never let them go. Online friendships are always a bit weird but they can work. I had a online friend for about 4 years who really understood me but we threw that all away over some minor disagreement and its honestly one of my biggest mistakes in my life. I would rather have one good online friend than a dozen irl friends or a hundred online "friend"ships.
From your other comments you dont seem to be the best mentally so find that one person, and as long as theyre not grooming you or they have poor mental health and care about you, anchor yourself to them and i promise things will get better

 No.119767

SAGE SAGE SUPERSAGE SAGE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

 No.119773

six seven

 No.119801

>>119648
This is the type of shit that has my incel inside crying at night, it just seems that ladies have it so easy with stuff like this I’m just a lost cause fr and before you attack me FUCK no I’m not a tranny I’m a male



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 No.119628[Reply]

WHY IS MAYA'S HAIR THE SAME COLOR AS A TVRKARYAN?
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 No.119633

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t*Rkroachnigger opinions do not matter. Maya will always be a pure KURDaryan YPG warrior fighting for independent Kurdistan

 No.119634

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>>>119631 (You)
>failquote

 No.119635

>>119633
i mean the dutch are related to kurds language wise

 No.119636

>>119633
fuck you zagros nigger assad and saddam shouldve genocided your ass

 No.119650

>>119628
Oh my booru cultural export, new nonsense jokes about countries!



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 No.118602[Reply]

where did the veraposters go? its almost like she got memoryholed and never existed
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>>118604
Verafhags have ONE joke btw

 No.118739

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 No.118740

>>118739
Fuck.
It was suposed to say "the hague"

 No.118745

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>>118740
zeg, nusovls don't even know wiki maps have different layers for waypoints

 No.119582

i hereby invite you to verawin.party



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 No.119442[Reply]

in what ways can we incorporate zellig in the great meme reset of 2026?
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 No.119504

>>119462
Well we need to somehow convince the chuds to make zems for 'zellig

 No.119557

need some zellig x shrek stuff

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 No.119559

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 No.119560

>>119559
calling it out before it's made



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 No.119432[Reply]

I love Mymy
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 No.119532

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>>119530
This much

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 No.119553

Damn she got a big ass head, never liked that about the characters

 No.119554

>>119553
if you take away their hair it's even bigger

 No.119555

>>119554
Well yeah that's what I was trying to say. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say that they're balding
>itsover.jpg



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 No.114505[Reply]

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 No.114615

>>114609
saddest story never told

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 No.114661

>>114609
better written than 10 dutch days

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 No.119321[Reply]

If you found something NOT from twitter and other places that already has dedicated threads, you can post these media here.
>Secret banned footage from southern Argentina, 1946
<Invalid wemb uploaded
Zoooooooooll!
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 No.119419

Awesome a new autistic dump, bring the coal trains forth

 No.119421

>>119321
funny digits in the timestamp btw

 No.119440

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Pinterestslop for (You) guys

 No.119448

>>119440
There's still goys who use Pinterest?

 No.119510

>>119440
poonterest ahh blud



 No.6727[Reply]

i'm a newbie here, so i'm looking for anyone who'll teach and guide me on this website as i've mostly been using facebook, so this is unfamilliar to me. thanks. also, please give ongezellig arts
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 No.85382

remember when i bumped the year old mymy feet thread, it was deleted. but this one stays? what is this hypocrisy? what is this injustice? it wasnt even inherently sexual. and the mymy feet on table image was a classic zarty inside joke too. explain to me why that was deleted but this stays.

 No.85383

>>85382
Because the jannies aren't consistent

 No.85389

>>85382
Yeah that was stupid

 No.85523

>>85344
marge, is this real?

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>>85020
>moralfag



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 No.119451[Reply]

>these stupid fucking choods are everywhere, can't a trans woman just groom children in peace? Here's my dni list UGH I can't even name them!
<You will NEVER be a woman, also Mymy hates trannies
>WHAT THE LE FUCCKKKK NOOOOOOO, BIGOOO-ACKKKKKK!!!!!
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 No.119461

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 No.119469

>>119458
Aryan himbo btw

 No.119470

i want to hold Mymy like 2nd picrel

 No.119473

I want to kill a tranny like in 3rd picrel

 No.119476

>>119470
ZWABAG, you have to carry her to Hyperborea
>>119473
TSMT



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 No.3967[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1263,-587,21
https://www.tampermonkey.net/index.php?browser=edge&locale=en
OPEN THIS AND INSTALL
https://woyken.github.io/pixelplanet.fun-OverlayPicture/pixelPlanetOverlay-loader.user.js .
DOWNLOAD THE IMAGE AND PUT THE FOLLOWING IN THE COORDS BAR
X: -1369
Y: -707
(ignore the black background im retarded)
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 No.119408

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dropping this https://archive.ph/qFeRQ seems like peace and equilibrium has been achieved after all this time.

 No.119422

I think i Will make a nu ppf thread, this one is outdated and it's laggy

 No.119424

>>119422
I originally made this thread and while I think it's cool such a old thread is still being used, it should really have gotten a new thread a long time ago. It's not very good to have a single thread with literally thousands of replies

 No.119425

>>119424
True and it's starting to lag, also do this and attach the template with the completed zoalie so that it can be fixed on a moment notice
ALSO FIX THE HELL WE LEFT ON THE LEFT, WE MADE A MESS!

 No.119431

Continuation thread: >>119428



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 No.119398[Reply]

where is those version of mymy even from?
ive used it as a reaction image for like a year without knowing its source

 No.119399

some shemmy drawfag drew agugu mymy and someone screenshotted it and made lots of edits and it was so gemmy

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 No.119401

>>119400
fail link

 No.119415

>>119399
>>>243

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 No.119375[Reply]

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 No.119392

>>119388
enter a guest name or something

 No.119394

>>119392
I guess it's done

 No.119396

We've already watched de IJsberg lol

 No.119404

>>119378
>there's obsessed brown faggots hate browsing on the first of the year
A new low is being reached by the nusoinig…

 No.119412

Happy New Year!



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 No.119389[Reply]

Gelukkig Nieuwjaar! Maak er wat van!

 No.119393

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>>119389
Ik zal, Maya. Ik zal.



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 No.119363[Reply]

It's just becoming a gemmy nu 'ar, and hopefully many more
This is also our fourth year


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 No.119354[Reply]

>studio massa is an anagram for:
>soda autisms

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