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Nu copypasta just dropped Zaryan 02/07/26 (Sat) 02:50:13 No.123697 [Reply]

JSID ALREADY

I was thinking that Ongezellig would die a peaceful death after its cancellation in 2024. If only I knew how wrong I really was. As soon as I caught wind of how popular it had become on shitstagram and chinktok I was infuriated, to the point of wanting to smash my belongings I bought and paid for. Ongezellig was MY niche internet autism show. It was so unknown that I could reference it and nobody would ever know. I really do miss those times. What has transpired can be best summed up by an idiom I like to use on the regular. These people are beating a dead horse. Ongezellig is a rotting corpse, it has been for nearly 2 years. At this point, not much but bone is left. A good ending would have been that the show faded into obscurity, with a few obsessed autists continuing to profess their obsession over it to anyone online who would listen. Sadly it couldn't go that way. For some unfortunate reason, the demonic, neuron-frying algorithms of normie social media decided that it would be a splendid idea to push Ongezellig to the masses. Here we are, it's 2026 and every Ongezellig community I once took an interest in has undergone a great replacement of sorts. I refuse to even look at the zarty anymore, but last time I was there, the site was rampant with disgustingly new chinktok and shitstagram immigrants. It was sickening. This disgusts me even thinking about it to this day. Why couldn't Ongezellig die the death it deserved?

This brings me to the video posted by OP. If Ongezellig is popular enough on these platforms that it would be viable to make a MARKETABLE PLUSHIE of Mymy, then Ongezellig is beyond too far gone. Just. Fucking. Shut. It. Down. Already.

To anyone who has discovered Ongezellig in the last year and a half, I urge you to give up your obsession and let ongezellig wither away how it was supposed to.

Perhaps my previous request was too harsh. I ask that anyone who posts about Ongezellig on platforms such as Instagram, Tiktok and the like to CEASE YOUR OPERATION IMMEDIATELY. I do not hold any resentment to you or anyone like you. I truly do hope you find something else to channel your autistic obsession into, but please, let Ongezellig stay on imageboards, where it rightfully belongs.

Thank you and good day.

(https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/942979.html#q943918)

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Zaryan 02/10/26 (Tue) 11:07:06 No.123989

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>>123988

Zaryan 02/10/26 (Tue) 15:48:32 No.124012

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>>123989

Zaryan 02/10/26 (Tue) 21:25:29 No.124020

i blame writerfail or however their clittyleak was just some bs excuse to not use this dnb site anymore

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 01:20:28 No.131749

>>123697
He was right…

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 01:23:47 No.131750

>>131749
i was rooting for him, till he said he wanted to have sex with mymy and sucked the weabfag's cock off

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Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 00:59:58 No.131745 [Reply]

Absolute esl

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 01:03:30 No.131747

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>>131745
>me is writings el book that will definetly be finshed. just ignore that me is 14 and havings schools, because we's all know that writerfails is writings very fast with hims goings to school o algo
kek. just kek.

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my niggerlicious fancomic Zaryan 06/21/25 (Sat) 11:13:25 No.92329 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

howdy fellers, here's another zellig comic that'll probably end up as DNB fan project #1488. enjoy this troonslop carbon copy of sprunki for the next couple of days

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Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 21:32:33 No.131165

>>131162
aren't spoilers with stars/asterisks

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 21:43:29 No.131166

>>131165
*whoops*

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 21:43:50 No.131167

fuck my dnb life

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 20:00:19 No.131730

>>92329
The "niggerlicous" fancomic turned out to me the most aryan zem seen in years.

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 22:08:08 No.131742

>>131162
Oh brother, this guy is straight from REDDIT

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Mayamails animation collab Zaryan 11/19/24 (Tue) 14:11:29 No.66986 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

since Zoot refuses to do a Mayamail animation collab, I'm making a thread for us to do it ourselves, how are we going to coordinate this Zaryans?

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Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 12:19:32 No.99093

>>99078
Whatever you say Mr Snopes
>>99080
Thinking about it, not like I didn't do it before

Yfke fan 10/06/25 (Mon) 13:54:58 No.110481

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MYEAH.

Zaryan 04/10/26 (Fri) 19:26:11 No.129445

upstein

Zaryan 04/10/26 (Fri) 19:31:20 No.129446

>>129445
Gummy bump

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:29:21 No.131726

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>mayamails

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Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 08:02:04 No.131384 [Reply]

What subreddits would the zelligs use?

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Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 16:58:16 No.131712

>>131690
why does "she" have a tail?

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:10:31 No.131714

>>131712
100% chance she will die childless

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:30:38 No.131718

>>131709
india was aryan first ahh post.
>>131711
americans are obsessed or americans are ignorant these are mutually exclusive things.

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:36:48 No.131719

>>131718
Amerisharts are ignorantly obsessed

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:53:45 No.131721

>>131719
no such thing, you're the one who's obsessed.

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forgetting Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 14:04:22 No.115454 [Reply]

sometimes I forget that Ilse is a kike girl

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Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 14:42:00 No.131685

>>131625
who is the good jew?

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 14:45:48 No.131686

>>131685
Ilse Frank

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 14:46:56 No.131687

>>131685
(You)

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 14:47:27 No.131688

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>>131686
Yay :D

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:15:05 No.131715

>>131688
She's the only Jew(ess) that wouldn't go to Auschwits

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Schoppenboer's Schooling Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 03:14:07 No.131364 [Reply]

what were the Schoppenboer's Schooling like?
I think Maya and Coco would have gone Basicschool then VMBO, but I don't really know about Mymy maybe Basicschool and maybe HAVO, she's seems to do better then her sisters in school, but I don't live in the Netherlands so I don't really know how school progresses in the netherlands. but this is just my thoughs

so basically
Maya:Basicschool, then VMBO
Coco:Basicschool, then VMVO
Mymy:Basicschool, then HAVO, cause Willem III van Oranje

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Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 00:24:14 No.131530

Bro how is maya able to hold her own in vwo when she's depressed? Vwo requires real study discipline. I fell from vwo to vmbo because i was a lazy cunt

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 00:26:55 No.131531

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>vwo vmbo dis blud be speaking like fucking kakarot 🥀
>care to speak in aave ebonics so I can understand ts

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 21:25:38 No.131640

>>131530

Most likely a plot point for a future story. That and quite a few liberties were taken with the student body, one of which is bLACK and two others whom look like they're on drugs.

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 11:06:54 No.131666

>>131364
a real zaryan would know they will all finish the school of BVMO

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 12:37:24 No.131672

>>131666
gem

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Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 16:09:33 No.131313 [Reply]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wN12ZvkyWM8GyGseznPyXcudoGTcSw5E/view
can someone summarize this? its the "ongezellig screenplay" by a redditfag cdog, and i am very certain it's coal because the ending has maya playing with dolls and making them kiss while she masturbates (im fairly sure she's masturbating) or something
i am also confident it might have been made using AI because this a quote from it:

"Mymy slowly opens the door.

Beat."

and no fucking human on the planet unironically uses "beat" to emphasize a moment of silence, only unfeeling clankers. (okay it uses beat a lot but it never uses it like this, which only makes the ai argument even stronger as it's probably a hallucination that this faggot didnt catch because hes a fat slob who doesn't write his own shit
it also does that stupid thing where it does multiple one word sentences in a way nobody would ever write, like here

"Eight arms. Folded. With Dignity."

so yeah im not wasting my time with this clankerslop

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Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 09:18:46 No.131565

>>131313
im all for ongezellig content but i cant be the only one who thinks a 150 page fanfic "screenplay for a movie with no movie" is lame and gay as fuck

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 09:31:42 No.131567

>>131565
It's made by a redditard with dubious skin color and IQ, what do you expect

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 21:22:34 No.131639

>>131313
post this as a pdf o algo instead of trying to fish for emails

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 00:34:47 No.131657

>>131639
i cant geg
redditfags are slfs who wont let their shit be downloaded

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 11:48:48 No.131670

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>My guy it's not my problem if you don't want to open this Jewgle docs instead of using a normal file extension that is also secure and does the same job
>It's the [current year] who cares about opsec!

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Zaryan 09/01/24 (Sun) 09:21:57 No.37453 [Reply]

What would you do?

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Zaryan 11/10/25 (Mon) 11:18:01 No.115076

>>112863
zem

Zaryan 04/13/26 (Mon) 12:17:07 No.129953

>>112933
Gemmy

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 22:04:52 No.131648

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Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 22:41:10 No.131650

>>131648
It's ANON!! But also seriously how did xhe only shoot like one German lady and harass a kebab shop

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 04:31:11 No.131659

>>131650
He was nervous and the boomer lady was retarded, so she messed with him while he was in a bad mood. Yeah.

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Brainrot AI Agugu Video Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 08:58:28 No.131556 [Reply]

Made a brainrot video of how Agugu got to the Netherlands.
https://files.catbox.moe/bo25tr.mp4

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Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 21:38:29 No.131642

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Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 21:39:18 No.131643

>>131642
Send the agugu is a pedo dogwhistle image

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 21:39:35 No.131644

>>131642
I'm more aware now

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 21:39:49 No.131645

>>131643
evendoe some shemmycuck jartycuck shartycuck niggercuck made it or however i boogie my man

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 00:11:03 No.131654

>>131642
This is agugu is zoal

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Zaryan 12/30/23 (Sat) 16:43:18 No.6363 [Reply]

new 'assa
https://files.catbox.moe/bfinua.mp4

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Zaryan 12/08/25 (Mon) 02:45:20 No.117341

>>117315
he was so keyed bros…

Zaryan 12/08/25 (Mon) 09:27:35 No.117344

>>117315
>Massa before Foenkie raped him

Zaryan 12/15/25 (Mon) 23:59:26 No.117874

bump

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 22:03:41 No.131647

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MOONBUMP!

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 22:59:11 No.131651

>>131647
Gemmy

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Zaryan 12/28/25 (Sun) 06:46:38 No.119036 [Reply]

<you should put a little more HEART into your posts! ❤️
>HOLY SHIT, WHY IS THIS HEART SO FUCKING HUGE?? WHY DOES IT HAVE A FACE???? WHY AM I HOLDING IT, WHAT THE FUCK???????

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Zaryan 12/28/25 (Sun) 06:54:01 No.119039

gem

Zaryan 12/28/25 (Sun) 07:07:56 No.119041

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Zaryan 12/28/25 (Sun) 12:27:25 No.119051

>>119036
AI gemerald

Zaryan 12/28/25 (Sun) 12:29:09 No.119052

>>119036
zemmy

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 13:28:03 No.131588

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>>119036
Facts

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troonadachi life Zaryan 04/22/26 (Wed) 19:11:20 No.130656 [Reply]

playing the most zogslopped soytendo approved life simulator with no features and freedom award
suggest who i should add to zarty island

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Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 12:09:23 No.131203

>>131197
A quote that failed by every metric

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 12:17:22 No.131207

>>131203
*a quote that won in every metric

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 22:49:06 No.131514

Add Pingas man

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 22:51:52 No.131516

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>Add Pingas man

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 23:33:20 No.131520

>>131516
Don't make me add a giga to this one too

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Zaryan 02/21/26 (Sat) 21:53:14 No.125352 [Reply]

Forgot to mention this earlier but both Zoot and 'zellig appear in front of this half a million views video
https://youtu.be/oMmidmD7FQk
As much as I hate this foid for talking about our little stupid funny bearded men she points out (correctly) that soys are dying mostly because of the introduction of awards/slopjaks and general usage by the lowest common denominator and that the next most likely meme is something so detached from the original point of soyjaks that it might as well be something of its own

Zaryan 02/21/26 (Sat) 22:00:40 No.125360

>>125352
Timestamps are 1:03:08 and 1:03:18 btw

Zaryan 02/25/26 (Wed) 03:17:51 No.125668

All of those people on that poster yet still no Pingas man

Zaryan 02/25/26 (Wed) 04:03:01 No.125674

>>125668
Elite zellig knowledge now, yet here we are, Zoot and us on that video

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 22:42:45 No.131510

>>125668
>>125668
Nevermind, look under PPP. It technically counts as a Pingas man appearance.

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 22:43:29 No.131511

It is also near a yfke jak

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Zaryan 06/18/25 (Wed) 21:37:44 No.91817 [Reply]

Where's /co/ raid?

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Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 02:43:33 No.131361

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>NOOOOO THESE HECKIN' ZOOMER ZOGLES ARE SPAMMING MY PORN STASH! HOW WI-
>Oh wait I'll just appeal to their dogma and tell them to not link porn threads that will SURELY work!

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 02:44:09 No.131362

Also learn how to spam 'nb, 4clitties leak at the sight of dead niggers and it stays up on sudearchive

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 08:35:22 No.131389

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>Anonymous 05/03/26(Sun)10:58:22 No.153506777▶
>>>153482586 #
>Exactly. It's an autistic fanfiction not related to the real plot or characters and it just skinsuits their faces and outfits to churn out slop for ad revenue. So fucking soulless.
>Of course Gen Alpha cucktok retards from shitholes love it because they wouldn't know kino if it slapped the tablet out of their hands

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 08:35:59 No.131390

>>131389
This is about Yanaslop if you don't get it

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 15:58:47 No.131447

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stupid nigger award

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Zaryan 04/29/26 (Wed) 23:23:09 No.131116 [Reply]

I'm watching Piet Piraat - Zwaart Van Zilvertand! Kiki's soul demands me to!!!

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Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 20:23:29 No.131142

Marge what is that

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 20:39:15 No.131157

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>>131142
A movie about a pirate, who takes care of lost children or something, seems like a movie Kiki would watch.

if you want to read more:
https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Piraat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Piraat

Link to film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZn0hGhgft8
(if anyone has a better video please release it here, or the episodes)

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 20:43:08 No.131160

>>131157
Could be gemmy to redraw the MC as Kiki though it would need to be slightly chuddy as to not become immediate dust once someone reposts it outside of here

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 20:43:49 No.131161

>>131160
maybe,

Shellyrally 05/03/26 (Sun) 07:22:14 No.131381

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Scary kiki

Zaryan 04/17/26 (Fri) 21:48:27 No.130266 [Reply]

A 2nd Yana animation has just hit the tube

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Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:13:58 No.131168

I'd be much more forgiving of OC characters and questionable references if it had a higher production value than a Newgrounds flash animation from 2003.

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:36:54 No.131169

>>131168
That's because the average age of the Yana tranny poster is like 11

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 23:29:35 No.131174

>>131169
The average estimated age is single digit tho

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:13:36 No.131339

>>130266
this is dogshit, coal maker and onion nigger need to jsid instead of producing concentrated sulphur that looks like a 7 year old made it on newgrounds 25 years ago while not trying to wake up his mom.

Bleak times for Zaryans when this is the liveliest and most prolific "fan project" on the 'ube.

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 22:22:45 No.131346

>>131339
Sulphur le bad evendoe it's useful for second sector industries and chemical reactions

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Zaryan 04/16/26 (Thu) 03:42:58 No.130105 [Reply]

Nusois, the video link here is lost media. If anyone has a local copy of it, please post it ITT.
>Wayback Machine
Not available
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fC93wLwQG0

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Zaryan 04/17/26 (Fri) 17:22:48 No.130246

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>>130105
I have to test something. and something in drenthe

Zaryan 04/18/26 (Sat) 14:51:25 No.130327

>>130126 proves >>130120 roght

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:04:53 No.131334

>>130246
archiving this zem lmao

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:10:22 No.131337

>>130246
>>130105
>>130106
testing

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:12:05 No.131338

>>131337
>Unable to download anything from this URL.

File: 1777650936563.mp4 (4.71 MB, 720x1280, Trannyofkhan.mp4)

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 15:55:37 No.131229 [Reply]

Oh look we made it big again

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Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 16:02:19 No.131312

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>>>131299 (You)
>Go back to tiktok newnigger

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 19:56:08 No.131330

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>Goku reaction images

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 19:59:50 No.131331

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>>131273
i would love to wear a shirt that says "we're so back"

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:05:03 No.131335

>>131331
We should print it out and sell it just like the zellig plushies

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:09:43 No.131336

>>131335
you should

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Zaryan 04/24/26 (Fri) 04:14:53 No.130750 [Reply]

I think an interesting love interest for the sisters would be something like
>Maya zoggles over some brannigger chud who hates her because she's a mutt but doesn't know the extent due to limited contact. She only likes him because he's a spergcel loner and brushes off the chuddiness
>Said chud choggles over Mymy because he's either too retarded to know a she's jap and/or lurked enough physiometry threads to know but thinks she's #BLEACHED enough anyway. Ironically Mymy thinks he's too mutty and uncultured for being an American exchange student and they are rivals as a result. They pretty much mutually bully each other and larp battle but nophono but them care
>Coco doesn't like him for saying nigger in class or something but has sympathy because some lore reason like his dad died in a DUI in Knoxville TN in June of 2013. He obviously wants to bag that but thinks she's a retard bimbo stacy that's out of his league or however the grapes are sour
This is my idea for Rens as a character but you will NOT self insert okay?

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Zaryan 04/28/26 (Tue) 16:57:51 No.131045

I don't even know what's that bad about this thread. I shouldn't have brought up my trannynigger headcannon of what character it could be but I still think the idea is cool

Zaryan 04/28/26 (Tue) 22:36:20 No.131077

>>131045
It's bad because it destroyed the clitties of everyone with oldfag dysphoria

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 13:25:37 No.131303

Their love interests will be well adjusted Dutch boys and not niggers or self inserts

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 13:33:32 No.131306

>>131303
Tsmt

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 13:39:31 No.131307

>>131303
I'm a transracial dutch boy btw

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Mymy VVon Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 00:47:10 No.129597 [Reply]

MYMY WON

Mymy is the best character in Ongezellig, best girl. Ongezellig has now been cancelled for 2 years, I remember the past before the cancellation when (you) and me actually had hope for the future of 'zellig. But now after this time and seeing the overall general decline of 'zellig from 'tok niggers, pedophiles, degenerates (way too many of you fucking nigger abortions) and browns. It's clear that Mymy was the only good part of this show, she is the sole reason that I've cared about this SNCA for years, her scenes for me are some of the best ones when I look at the show nowadays. I sometimes even skip forward in the Deels just to get to her parts. In short, Mymy is the only perfect character, Mymy carries the show, Mymy has always carried the show, if it werent for Mymy a lot of us would never have cared for this long. Mymy is wonered

MYMY WON

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Zaryan 04/13/26 (Mon) 21:21:37 No.129969

>>129967
geg!

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 10:52:22 No.131261

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>>129688
> Zaryans wouldn't obsess over Coco

Says you.

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 11:09:30 No.131265

>>131261
Now let's see her boyfriend's skin color

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 13:13:48 No.131296

>>131265
obsessed bibisi cuck

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 13:16:47 No.131298

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>>131265

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Reminder that Mymy FVCKING VVON Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 11:49:39 No.131200 [Reply]

Face the truth /zellig/ and overboard browsers, Mymy fvcking won. She carries Ongezellig on her back even after the selfish little fuck Massa cancelled the show to have gooning sessions with foenkie on Massacord. Mymy still carries Mymy is still best girl, she still vvon. None of you would care, not even nophono would care about 'zellig after all these years if it weren't for Mymy. Maya, Coco, Vera, Henk, Kiki etc are all wonderful characters don't get me wrong. But they simply cannot compare to the glistening, shining, sparkling gemerald that is Mymy. The faster that (you) realize this /zellig/ the better your life will be. I cannot call myself an Ongezellig fan in good faith when I am more of a Mymyfan.

THIS IS (YOU)R REMINDER THAT MYMY FVCKING WON AND THAT XHE CARRIES THE SHOW AND HAS FOR ALL THESE YEARS

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Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 13:25:40 No.131223

>>131222
Aryan

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 15:39:05 No.131227

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The Zarty is the only surviving and longest lasting of all the splinters and it got as far as it did off a combined 25 minutes of animated plot and several dozen DNB's worth of "revivals". It may be the end of the road, but what a wonderful community, including this artist when his talents are put to good use.

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 18:07:18 No.131243

>>131227
hello im an abandonfag which means I haven't visited this site in over a year. what 25 minutes of animated content are you talking about?

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 18:21:43 No.131244

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>hello im an abandonfag and i don't know what you mean by this most obvious formulation pls explain itto me

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 18:39:14 No.131245

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>>131244
I can't fucking read! I thought it said sth about 25 minutes of OC project

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We're all gonna make it Zaryan 04/28/24 (Sun) 20:05:32 No.20343 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

I lift for Mymy

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Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 06:42:28 No.131192

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>>131172
glad you managed to persevere, I wish you the best bro

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 12:19:44 No.131208

>>131172
This is what being White is about, anyone else would have folded

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 16:06:45 No.131232

going gym with my friend this summer, gonna lift for mymy and coco and maybe maya and definitely yfke

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 16:19:13 No.131234

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>>131172
weakest Zaryan

vs

Strongest Zarty abandoner:

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 16:27:20 No.131237

>>131234
Oh that's where that image came from I was wondering if it was made up considering I didn't see anything like that here geeeeeeg

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gemmy ‘lig shitposts Zaryan 04/24/26 (Fri) 04:38:20 No.130754 [Reply]

guys theres a thunderstorm and im scared
i need comforting ‘ligposts

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Zaryan 04/24/26 (Fri) 12:04:20 No.130798

>>130754
binding of isaac is pooner trash

Zaryan 04/24/26 (Fri) 13:03:47 No.130802

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>>130798
image has nothing to do with gemsaac doey
>>130754
im late but okay

Zaryan 04/24/26 (Fri) 14:46:46 No.130810

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>>130802
thank you

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 15:28:48 No.131225

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So trve bestie, <333
https://youtu.be/HyotPXC6mjw

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 15:50:30 No.131228

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Send OP /calm/eralds so he can relax his neovagina

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'ZELLIG SOVLS (ROBLOX) Zaryan !u2YjtUz8MU 07/21/24 (Sun) 20:54:23 No.33317 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

'Zellig Sovls is a skill-based souls-like grindless simulator zarty saving glistening shining gemeraldy hopeful secret-hiding mindbreaking 'roon-eradicating xitter-destroying /co/-annihilating 'zelligfull slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling boss fighting game! Defeat enemies and get strong enough to reach Hyperborea and enact TND! Can you survive or get BTFO'd?
<'bloxcaca space
Play: https://www.roblox.com/games/15301213032/ZELLIG-SOVLS
<zarty space
If you wish to play alone or are experiencing lag, find the "Servers" tab and click "Create Private Server".
<mymy space
Discuss the game, report bugs (press f9 and screenshot if you find any), ask for help and stuff

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Zaryan 04/20/26 (Mon) 11:15:53 No.130505

>>126512
this happened

Zaryan 04/20/26 (Mon) 11:45:34 No.130506

also… a new boss will be added. hint: xhe's the face of ongezellig

Zaryan 04/20/26 (Mon) 12:13:03 No.130507

>>130506
KILL YOURSELF

Zaryan 04/29/26 (Wed) 18:06:42 No.131099

reportfags took the game down heres a reupload
https://www.roblox.com/games/137733351418002/MOW-MY-LAWN-3

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 15:38:56 No.131226

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>>131099
game is down but theres a temporary game with a couple new things
-free debug menu!

-endless wave mode
-hyperborea from 2 years ago

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Zaryan 04/24/26 (Fri) 03:00:35 No.130739 [Reply]

whats /zellig/s opinion on the Chud x Zelling ship art? i think its kinda corny but i wanna hear your opinions

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Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 13:45:56 No.131138

>>131136
we are still talking about yosack in 2026

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 16:02:17 No.131140

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>>131139

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 06:16:07 No.131190

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>>130878
>at least some of the porn can be well drawn

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 06:20:16 No.131191

>>131137
tsmt

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 11:37:44 No.131198

>>131190
Two aryans

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Zaryan 02/12/26 (Thu) 22:01:10 No.124281 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

DOCTOS

ill finish this one tomorrow

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Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 06:03:35 No.129628

OP unfortunately found lynched by xis feet in Mississippi

Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 10:27:16 No.129640

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>remembering Mymy found dead in the Mississippi

Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 13:51:29 No.129671

>>129640
I 'member

Zaryan 04/12/26 (Sun) 14:05:54 No.129673

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>I 'member

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 05:40:31 No.131187

>>124451
printed his own body pillow and died gooning in testing award

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/qa/ IS FVCKING BACK!!!!!!!!!!! Zaryan 04/15/25 (Tue) 02:11:53 No.77023 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, /qa/ IS REOPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZEM IT THE FUCK UP AND RETVRN TO WHERE ZELLIG HAS ONCE PROSPERED!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/

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Zaryan 05/20/25 (Tue) 04:24:34 No.85726

>>85670
is this in reference to that one guy that sage spammed for the get

Zaryan 05/20/25 (Tue) 04:33:44 No.85727

>>85726
idk, but i made that drawing or something and got called a cord.

Zaryan 05/20/25 (Tue) 05:38:32 No.85729

>>77206
is this thing going to get updated though

Zaryan 05/20/25 (Tue) 07:10:23 No.85732

>>85729
your nigger thinking is off the roof

/qa/ 05/01/26 (Fri) 00:42:53 No.131180

>>77023
>/qa/
</qa/
/qa/
/qa/

/qa/

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Zaryan 01/05/26 (Mon) 00:38:08 No.119771 [Reply]

>

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Zaryan 01/19/26 (Mon) 00:52:53 No.121500

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>>121049

Zaryan 01/29/26 (Thu) 04:32:35 No.122749

>>119771
gem that saved many souls

Zaryan 02/18/26 (Wed) 21:58:37 No.125069

>>119898

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 20:24:25 No.131143

When next genius?

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 20:30:56 No.131153

>>131143
Yeah I need my gemmy fix or my clitty starts to unravel like a spool of cotton

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Zaryan 04/20/26 (Mon) 21:13:27 No.130517 [Reply]

'Zellig Sovls survey
https://tally.so/r/pbP1Wb
Answer if you like shit nobloxian cares about and want to type words
Only logs answers, nothing else, trvst

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Zaryan 04/21/26 (Tue) 01:14:42 No.130530

>>130519
the little bar to the right of agugu makes it look like it's ACKing

Zaryan 04/21/26 (Tue) 05:14:02 No.130534

>>130528
Gems that have never been done before

Zaryan 04/21/26 (Tue) 07:35:51 No.130537

>>130527
this

Zaryan 04/29/26 (Wed) 18:09:08 No.131101

reportfags took it down heres a reupload
https://www.roblox.com/games/137733351418002/MOW-MY-LAWN-3

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 18:00:27 No.131141

>>131101
Nuzoi why are all my badges gone fuck this shit game