No.16327
gemmy
No.16330
I don't even know where to start… WHAT???????????
No.16331
Life goals
No.16333
Don't spend so much time on fantasies like this, instead spend it working on making them a reality. Having a real girlfriend is sooo much better than fantasizing about fake ones, trust me.
No.16334
>>16333most obvious fed award
No.16340
>>16333you just know normalnigger cocofag hands typed this
that ship sailed a long time ago, it's over for most of us
No.16345
>>16333This exactly, but none of us here are getting real girlfriends because we're all retarded shut-in retards like Maya. The main difference is that she's actually cute doebeit.
No.16350
>>16333girls dont like me, im a walking failure
No.16358
>>16333Reality almost never lives up to expectations. That's why fiction exists. It is meant to surpass reality.
No.16366
>>16342so much this
literally didnt even begin
No.16373
Wrong media but good enough
No.16374
>Waaaah it's impossible for me to get a girl because I don't have the motivation to better myself!!
Don't listen to that part of yourself that's saying that, it's lying. Why would it be over? You're not too retarded or doomed to exclusively scroll on imageboards. The people on this site need a lot of motivation. You can get what you want, really.
No.16377
>>16372you can be as motivated as you want, that won't affect reality
it's a self delusion, a cope, however you wanna call it
i have no hope left and rightly so
No.16378
This but with Mymy.
No.16394
>>16372>ummm you have to like like uhhh love yourself or somethingHOW HOW HOW HOOOOOOW IM A FUCKING MISTAKE A MANLET, I HAVE NO JOB THERR IS NOTHING FOR ME TO DO I HAVE LEARNING DISABILYTY IM BALDING PARENTS SAY IM A PARASITE AND I WAS BORN IN A SHITTY FUCKING COUNTRY WITH NO FUCKING FUTURE IM DONE
No.16396
>>16394just believe in yourself and take showers bro
No.16403
>>16377Doomerfags are insufferable fr
Quit bitching and go outside or stop browsing imageboards xomplaining about shit
No.16405
>>16403im outside right now nigger
im outside most of the day
No.16410
>>16372this nigga💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
No.16415
mossad demoralization thread, do not engage
No.16420
>>16394As long as you're white you can still pull an Indonesian girl like Maya
No.16440
>>16394You might feel like you're done, but there is plenty of opportunity, i promise. You are just blind to it now. If you can afford to use the internet, you're already ahead, don't let that demon in your head convince you otherwise.
No.16449
It's not like hitting the gym or stopping scrolling will get you a girlfriend. It won't, the problem is global and systemic, lifting weights is not going to undo decades of propaganda and brainwashing and if you think otherwise, you're an idiot. That doesn't mean you shouldn't care about physical fitness and ability to use violence. You should, but for very different
reasons
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No.16450
>>16449this is why we should all give up on pursuing normal lives and just shoot up synagogues instead
No.16451
>>16449ZOOT why is style="display:inline" missing there?
No.16452
>>16450Not exactly. But the current lifestyle is untenable with failing birthrates and infinite third world immigration. You just need to prepare for global South African reality.
No.16468
>>16449well then i have been corrected, now how do you think we should go against the systems of the world and propaganda and such?
No.16473
>>16468I wish I knew. Just prepare for the worst and if the worst doesn't happen you will at least be pleasantly suprised.
No.16544
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Mymy… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the toy gun, and that gorgeous VOC flag. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you be forgotten. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the show, you're a great girl and sister, sometimes I even call you mommy. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day be forgotten. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful orange face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when your show was cancelled, and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched your first apperance on Ongezellig, because deep down, my glorious queen deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my mommy came home and I rejoiced. 2024 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2019 you made history happen. You were crafted from gods hands and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my beautiful queen exclaim these words,
"JAPSTERDAM, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the animation world and the real world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now your show is cancelled, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious queen, Mymy. 🥰❤
No.16561
>>16544why would someone make that
No.16575
>>16561>not cutting a hole through your carboard cutout of Mymy with the sheer strength of your pelvic musclesNGMI
No.16605
>>16544she leans next to my closet door so when I get up for work she greets me
No.16606
>>16561xhe's my queen chud, back off!!!!1111
No.16624
>>16544someone typed this out
No.20248
I want to live in ongezellig forever, i wish the netherlands wasnt made up so i can live with ongezellig and do history presentatie for the rest of my life. I want to go to the ongezellig school and watch mymy's slavernij presentatie and coco's mollusk love presentatie on repeat all day for the rest of my life. I want to watch mollusk love with maya and threaten to drop her out of a window with coco. I want to shoot vera with reusable bullets with mymy. i want to wallow in self deprecation with maya in a dirty small bathroom stall. i want to insult coco's parents and watch wat happens. i want to beat mymy with a non alcoholic beverage bottle with vera, i would ride to ongezellig school on a obligatory bicycle and do nothing in mediatheek all day until it is 4:30 pm, after which i ask coco and mymy for help with it.
i would recruit the kinderen in somalie into kiki's pirate club and take down large vessels thru them pirate style. i would get diagnosed with ah-day-day (ADD or autism denial disorder) by mymy and take the ongezellig bus to ongezellig school. i would become friends with mymy and tell maya she is a loser and a gooner but that i still love her at the end of the day. i will show sympathy n offer support to coco over the loss of her parents in zuid afrika and listen to every single song that her band "running in the 60s" creates. i would help mymy come to terms with the fact she is japanese, and that it is okay, since she will always be a true oranje dutch patriot nonetheless. i would spend time with each of them and go out and around the netherlands with them, watching movies, going out shopping with them, walking thru blooming fields of tulips with a windmill or two in the distance. i would then go home and sleep, knowing the next day will be full of just as many, if not more things to look forward to, in this perfect ideal world in which ongezellig takes place. in this perfect world, there will be more things that would make me happy. i would not have to dream about living in ongezellig anymore in this perfect world, because i would already be living in ongezellig.
i will make it my mission in life to live forever in ongezellig world, and live there for the rest of eternity. i would do anything it takes to even get a chance to talk with coco, or maya, or mymy. i would do anything to spend a moment of time with vera, or kiki, or cleo, or yfke, or henk, or sjef, or rens, or zoey, or tryn, or wiel, or axel, or goof, or adam, or bert, or koos, or cato, or ilse. i would go great lengths just to live in the ongezellig world, and live in it forever. each day another deel. each day another gleaming opportunity to help coco with technological problems regarding her computer, or an opportunity to further radicalize mymy, or help maya become gezellig, repairing and saving her relationship with her sisters, before asking out her mother in front of her eyes. this perfect world is gezellig. ongezellig is gezellig. i want to be gezellig. this world is the perfect afterlife for me. when i die, i want to be reincarnated as a tacky ongezellig oc and forever spend eternity living, being gezellig, hanging out with maya, mymy and coco, eating the weird green slop at the end of deel 6, playing a board game with them, eating a diet of exclusively dutch cuisine. this is the perfect world for me. thank you studio massa, thank you for creating ongezellig. ongezellig has unironically made me happier and my life better, and i cannot wait to meet up with ongezellig in the afterlife. One day….
goodbye allemaal.
No.20252
>Mamma mi- ACK!
The Red Bastard, known as Mario, is the main character of Nintendo and Nintendo's biggest cash cow. He regularly only shows about four emotions: joy, sadness, anger and determined. This is because he does not feel the need to put any more work into his character. He is full of himself and sees himself as greater than everybody else. Life means nothing to him, as he can easily buy immortality, and so the thoughts and emotions of others very rarely crosses his mind, as he kills thousands of Koopa Troopas. He is most of the time self centered and chooses to focus on his own needs. And he uses his facade of being a hero to remain in high regards of the public. Wario needs no facades. He proudly lets everyone know he loves himself, money, and the other things he likes. Wario helps others to get what he wants and lies to no one, unlike Mario. Wario also puts effort into his actions, going though many painful transformations to acheive his goals such as being stung by bees, of which he is highly allergic to, to reach places he needs to reach. And Wario doesn't need to buy life, Wario is closer to the common man, as he chooses not to die, or chooses to use the same life over and over. Obey Wario, destroy Mario. Thank you and good night.
No.20263
>>16340>>16342>>16345>>16350>>16358>>16366>>16377>>16394>>16410If there is one thing to take away from Ongezellig and apply in your own life, it is that solutions exists and are available. You just have to reach out and accept them. Go play the metaphorical board game with your sisters.
No.20292
>>16405then stop complaining
No.20308
>>20263there is no board game, i have no friends
my life revolves around wageslaving
No.20321
>>20308Make art. Find a hobby. Meet up with old acquaintances or family. It is not only through other people that your issues may be solved, though that is most straightforward.
Unless you are doing everything to make your life better or have done everything for an extended period of time with no success, you cannot know whether your situation is helpless or not, and therefore improvement has a 50% chance of fixing your life, whereas complaining on an imageboard dedicated to a dutch cartoon has 0% chance of helping you.
No.20323
>>20321always with this generic ass shit
i can do everything you tell me and you'll always come out with more shit i havent done
normal people dont improov. they just exist.
and even ignoring all of this, i have no friends, what am i supposed to do to make my life LE BETTER?
you could say well you need to make an effort to make some. but the root of the problem is that im autistic as fuck. and i have no chance of becoming better at that because i have no friends. its a catch22 kinda shit.
No.20324
>>20323Where does this obsession with having friends come from? Most people you know irl you know only because you happened to live in their vicinity, went to the same school with them or met them in your job. They aren't that important.
No.20327
>>20324actually i want to be more specific here
i dont want friends. i've never wanted them. those that i had in the past, i drove them away on purpose. being the schizoid i am i enjoy my company more than anything else.
but in the past i had acquaintances at least. at work people would try to include me into things and talk to me.
these days i go entire days without having a single conversation with another human being. i might be fucked in the head but even i have some human needs, i cant tolerate this much longer, i've never been this isolated in my entire life
No.20328
>>20327Then why won't you just talk with people where you work in? Where is the problem?
No.20331
The world will get increasingly grim as time goes on, the only thing left to do is to enjoy the time we have before the NWO gets enforced in full. It is actually over, and anyone who says otherwise is either a kike or just extremely naive.
No.20334
>>20327Talk to your family for human contact.
If you don't want other people in your life, find some solitary activity you can do, like creating something(be it some handwork, gardening, art, intellectual work), as that sets you a goal to work towards and gives some direction to your life. Once you've that, you can work on getting to know people, potentially those who share the same activity.
No.20337
>>20328i feel rejected by them so i have antagonized them in my head and i dont want to
if they wanted to have anything to do with me they would speak to me
>>20334>Talk to your family for human contact.that's what i do but they dont live nearby and so its not enough
>find some solitary activity you can do as that sets you a goal to work towards and gives some direction to your life. Once you've that, you can work on getting to know people, potentially those who share the same activity.i can try i guess
No.20340
>>20327mayaGODs.. is this your mindset?
No.20359
i just wanna cuddle with maya in a blanket late at night while we both share our favorite songs with each other
No.20361
>>20337to some degree i relate to that first point