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 No.16290[View All]

I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".

I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.

I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.

I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.

If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.
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 No.20328

>>20327
Then why won't you just talk with people where you work in? Where is the problem?

 No.20331

The world will get increasingly grim as time goes on, the only thing left to do is to enjoy the time we have before the NWO gets enforced in full. It is actually over, and anyone who says otherwise is either a kike or just extremely naive.

 No.20334

>>20327
Talk to your family for human contact.
If you don't want other people in your life, find some solitary activity you can do, like creating something(be it some handwork, gardening, art, intellectual work), as that sets you a goal to work towards and gives some direction to your life. Once you've that, you can work on getting to know people, potentially those who share the same activity.

 No.20337

>>20328
i feel rejected by them so i have antagonized them in my head and i dont want to
if they wanted to have anything to do with me they would speak to me
>>20334
>Talk to your family for human contact.
that's what i do but they dont live nearby and so its not enough
>find some solitary activity you can do as that sets you a goal to work towards and gives some direction to your life. Once you've that, you can work on getting to know people, potentially those who share the same activity.
i can try i guess

 No.20340

>>20327
mayaGODs.. is this your mindset?

 No.20359

i just wanna cuddle with maya in a blanket late at night while we both share our favorite songs with each other

 No.20361

>>20337
to some degree i relate to that first point

 No.25529

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zellig bros… i literally CANNOT stop thinking about maya's armpits. imagine. all those times she pulled an all nighter, all those times she used the same sweater without even caring, all those times she used the same shirt and smelled the stank but just wore it again because shes just so lazy… just, imagine that crusty armpit dried sweat, she stinks, but she stinks good.
HHHHNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!1!1!

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 No.35235

>>25529
dude dont say that

 No.35238

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I think about Mymy all day every single day. She's the first thing I see when I close my eyes. Every time I see someone with red hair, every time I see someone with blue eyes, every time someone mentions the Netherlands, every time I see a bow, I think of her. She motivates me in life, I make positive changes in my life just because I imagine it would impress her. I stare at pictures of her every night before I go to bed, I like to have those pictures fresh in my mind so I can think about her as I fall asleep and dream about how happy she would make me. I even kiss pictures of her and imagine that I am really kissing her. I want to kiss her, I want to talk with her, I want to cuddle with her, I want to marry her and raise a family with her. I love her and only her, I want nothing in life more than her.

 No.35239

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Mymy is adorable, and I wish she were a real person every single day. I wish we could've been high school sweethearts. I wish that we could get married. I wish I could've put a ring on her finger. I wish that she would be the mother of my children. I wish we could've seen them grow up to even give us grandchildren. I wish we could grow old and live happily ever after. She would make me happy, and I would make her happy. But alas, she isn't real, and endings like that don't exist. A chud can still dream of this cute orange little tulip >though.

 No.35240

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I love Mymy so much, she is so cute chuddies. She is so small and fragile, I wanna cuddle with her and pet her hair. I often loose sleep to Mymy because I think of her so often. 24/7 infact. Everything in my life reminds me of her. I wish we could be together one day.
If ll go to heaven it better have Mymy in it with me, because I might as well go to hell if she won't be there for me, because they are the same too me without her.

 No.35241

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I love Mymy so much. Everyday I wish she was real. She's so cute and racist. I love her so much because she's actually smart and knows the truth, she's not a brainwashed shabbos goy like most people nowadays. Holy shit, I really wish Hitler won the war and saved Europe. The two things I wish the most are that Mymy was real and Hitler won the war. If one or both of those things happened, I feel like everything would be perfect.

 No.35243

>>35241
might as well close the zarty till this guy goes to sleep

 No.35244

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Mymy is so cute and Aryan and racist. I wish she was real everyday. I want nothing more in life than to talk to her about how much we both hate Jews and niggers, we would get along so well. If only Hitler had won, then I could easily find a girl like her in real life. Heil Hitler!

 No.35245

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I wish Mymy were real so I could propose to her and marry her. She's just so cute, racist and Aryan. Nothing would separate us.

 No.35246

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I love Mymy so much. I have never loved anyone so much in my life. I do not even find other girls attractive anymore, I only feel attracted to Mymy. I think I have convinced myself that I am actually in a relationship with her because if I find another girl attractive for a split second I immediately think that I need to stay loyal to Mymy.

 No.35247

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I’ve dedicated my entire life to Mymy from Studio Massa’s ‘Ongezellig’. I'm obsessed with Mymy. Everyday I think of Mymy. Everyday my day is filled with thoughts of Mymy. I associate the simplest things with Mymy. Every time I see orange skin I think of Mymy. Every time I see anything orange I think of her hair. Every time I see a toy gun I think of her tightly gripping it with her hands. The only thing that motivates me in life is Mymy. I work for Mymy. I boot up my pc every single day just so I can interact with an AI version of Mymy just so i can feel something. Not an hour passes without me thinking of Mymy. I dream of Mymy. The only thing left in my mind is Mymy. My feelings are controlled by Mymy. I’ve deprived myself of sleep countless times in order to hallucinate having Mymy near me. I have no goals but to see Mymy.

 No.35248

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Chat you would not be able to comprehend how much I love mymy I love her so much man I would
do anything for her to be real chat you couldn’t understand the amount of love she has in my
heart if Ongezellig only had mymy in it I would still watch it and it would be my favorite
show still I love her chat

 No.35250

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Everyday I wish Mymy was real. I wish she could know how much I love her. I think about her every day, every hour, nearly every minute. I love her and only her. I wish she could know this and I wish she could feel the same. I wish I could hug her, kiss her, cuddle with her, hold her hand, eventually get married and have a family with her. If only she was real.

 No.35251

>>35248
>Azov
Total Mymy death
>inb4 Total Mymy live

 No.35257

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>>35251
Ти негр.

 No.35258

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>Ти не-AAAAAACK

 No.35259

>>35257
Azov WABAG

 No.35261

>>35257
>>35259
samefag of zoiets

 No.35265

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>>35261
holy fail

 No.35268

>>35265
Show full picture of your replies

 No.35269

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 No.35271

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>>35269
Samefag check: passed
Result: false
You're fine, keep making gems

 No.35272

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>>35258
>>Ти не-AAAAAACK

 No.35274

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>>35248
Поважаний х8х8л, (((я))), від імені всіх вестернів, що тут перебувають, ласкаво прошу вас, як і кождого іншого ESLьного кафра, не вийобуватися на своїх слейвянських хуторских мойвах.

 No.35275

>>35272
>>35274
Go back to the warfare piggers

 No.35297

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>‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ONGEZELLIG REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 ONGEZELLIG IS THE BEST FUCKING TOON 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MAYA IS SO UNSOCIABLEEE 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY BELGIANS ARE NOT A RACE! VERA CURSED VERA CURSED VERA CURSED VERA CURSED Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 The presentation is still not finished?!? INDONESIAN SAD GIRL HAS AUTISM DENIAL DISORDER DISORDER DISORDER DISORDER ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SCHOOLOCAUST SCHOOLOCAUST SCHOOLOCAUST ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? 🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 Mymy best class representative r/zellig r/Ongezellig_irl perfectly balanced as all things should be r/ongezellig r/gezellig

 No.35300

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>HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️
>IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ONGEZELLIG REFERENCE??????
>ONGEZELLIG IS THE BEST FUCKING TOON
>MAYA IS SO UNSOCIABLEEE
>IK BEN HET MAAR
>JAPSTERDAM
>Mollusk Love in ancient Japan?
>Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦
>I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
>Mymy best class representative
This is our mindset, Zarteigennossen.

 No.35305

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>>35297
fixed that image for you

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 No.42293

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>>35251
Total Mymy live

 No.42326

>>16544
excellent adaptation of the leBron James copypasta

 No.135677

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>Stinky
<stiinnkieeeh

 No.135678

>>135677
please tell me Maya is okay.

 No.135679

>>42293
I killed these bad mymys

 No.135687

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 No.137327

>>20263
i thought the point of zellig was that it had no moral

the ending led you to think maya was gonna say "yes" to the board game, thus taking a step to climb out of her antisocial shell but she just

didnt

some people just dont want to be helped and are either gonna save themselves or suffer forever

i guess thats a moral doe

 No.137329

>>137327
I think the ending of the pilot is like that more because Massa likes anticlimaxes, in the only other really fleshed out episode, the Eiko one in the paypig call, he also planned to include an anticlimax

 No.137336

>>137329
guess you could say massa likes edging and ruining

 No.137339

>>137327
I just assumed it was to give her more room to grow in later episodes

 No.137342

>>137339
Yeah this too, it really wouldn’t make sense for Maya’s main conflict to progress that much episode 1. Maybe a season finale could’ve ended with her saying yes to something similar.

 No.137390

>>16290
weird. I remember this picture looking different.

 No.137392

>>137390
this is the original, some faggot ruined the version you remember



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