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Cam 02/27/24 (Tue) 22:48:41 No.11464 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Artist of this comic here

So apparently this made it outside Massa's server, which I half expected, but I'm also kinda surprised. Even more surprising is that people outside the server like it, so that's cool. Just thought I'd post this to the site cuz i heard someone found it here but I cant find the thread. I'm glad people seem to be enjoying it though

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Zaryan 03/01/25 (Sat) 13:33:21 No.64771

>>64769
they're there you're just not looking hard enough

Zaryan 03/01/25 (Sat) 13:41:37 No.64772

>>64771
they're too low nigga they look to be apart of the eyebags

Zaryan 03/01/25 (Sat) 14:13:02 No.64781

>>64772
no not really

Zaryan 03/01/25 (Sat) 14:56:22 No.64790

>>64781
they do be kinda doe

Zaryan 03/01/25 (Sat) 15:11:30 No.64794

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>>64790

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Zaryan 03/01/25 (Sat) 04:20:29 No.64743 [Reply]

ramadan mubarak!

Zaryan 03/01/25 (Sat) 04:42:56 No.64746

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Silence barbarian.

Zaryan 03/01/25 (Sat) 11:20:56 No.64761

gated

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Zaryan 10/28/23 (Sat) 03:28:37 No.2578 [Reply]

How do we get Turkey Tom to watch Zellig?

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Zaryan 10/29/23 (Sun) 03:32:12 No.2676

>>2580
We can use AI to clone his voice, what if we put together a drama video filled with completely made up shit about the most degenerate people that don't exist; from /co/, sharty, discord, etc.

Zaryan 10/29/23 (Sun) 03:34:44 No.2677

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>>2676
>that don't exist
>discord

Zaryan 10/31/23 (Tue) 01:55:19 No.2881

>>2598
or sumin like dat

Zaryan 10/31/23 (Tue) 02:39:06 No.2893

>>2676
i like this idea

Zaryan 03/01/25 (Sat) 07:10:22 No.64753

>>2676
someone should do this

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Zaryan 03/23/24 (Sat) 13:34:33 No.14090 [Reply]

marge what is this from

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Zaryan 03/23/24 (Sat) 21:54:21 No.14139

>>14129
BBC means Big Belarusian Cock if you even care

Zaryan 03/23/24 (Sat) 21:57:03 No.14140

>>14139
Big Bulgarian Cock dummy, its Zoot property

Zaryan 03/23/24 (Sat) 22:34:27 No.14156

>>14140
Bulgaria doesn't exists

Zaryan 03/24/24 (Sun) 02:03:33 No.14186

>>14156
ESLmerald

Zaryan 03/01/25 (Sat) 05:07:42 No.64750

Test

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Maya's Dad Zaryan 03/11/24 (Mon) 18:46:30 No.12831 [Reply]

This is what Maya's father looks like apparently

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Zaryan 03/30/24 (Sat) 05:16:35 No.14936

>>14935
This. She's not sweating from being h*rny over her adoptive parents' love story, she's imagining what her love life would be like and hopes to achieve someday; preferrably with a A10, blonde, white as paper, steel-formed jawline A R Y V N.

Zaryan 03/30/24 (Sat) 15:39:18 No.15049

>>14936
No she wants to marry a big buff bird man

Zaryan 03/30/24 (Sat) 16:37:27 No.15051

>>14936
you called?

Zaryan 03/30/24 (Sat) 17:04:42 No.15055

>>14936
Tsmt

Zaryan 03/01/25 (Sat) 05:04:29 No.64749

Bvmping for future reference

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Zaryan 10/14/23 (Sat) 11:29:39 No.1313 [Reply]

can someone make a zellig version of the heart holding thingamajig

Zaryan 10/15/23 (Sun) 17:00:26 No.1425

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tsmt

Zaryan 03/01/25 (Sat) 02:11:24 No.64736

make it mymy holding a stroopwaffer
also make it variant:chudjak

Zaryan 03/01/25 (Sat) 02:18:33 No.64737

>>1425
proto-agugu lost to the sands of time, awakens from its slumber

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Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 19:27:24 No.64677 [Reply]

Holy rasin its a 'zellig ARG
>attention grabbing image

Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 23:32:10 No.64727

zem coco

Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 23:38:05 No.64728

I love Coco.

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NSFW Ongezellig fanfictions, Need your opinion on this. Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 03:46:02 No.64585 [Reply]

Uhh guys, isnt this a bad thing? I dont think i want people cooming to the zellig girls they are 16 after all, thus minors.
<Reddit space
Should we as a community do something about this or no? What do you think?

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Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 08:20:14 No.64600

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>Need your opinion on this

Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 11:08:57 No.64602

>>64589

I wanted to read the bone-chilling, character-development-driven, cheap-jumpscares-free, emotionally-draining, slow-burn "horror kino" created by A24 "maya deports her sister" fanfic

Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 11:10:00 No.64603

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>>64600
Oh come on i just didnt want to sound like a cunt :( Its called manners

Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 11:18:16 No.64605

>>64592
>it's literally da gooner websiterino!
So is every other website ever unfortunately

Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 12:42:21 No.64620

>>64603
self insert coalers need to go back

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Zaryan 05/15/24 (Wed) 21:58:37 No.22556 [Reply]

>Hello my Ongezelligs! How are you on this Gemerald day?

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Zaryan 02/25/25 (Tue) 18:51:25 No.64021

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>test

Zaryan 02/25/25 (Tue) 18:58:19 No.64023

>>64021
testing is aryan

Zaryan 02/25/25 (Tue) 19:06:00 No.64024

>>64023
no it isn't

Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 06:35:02 No.64059

test

Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 11:58:24 No.64615

Hallo

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Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 21:48:46 No.64473 [Reply]

>Fuck de Nazis!!!

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 21:56:13 No.64476

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SEX WITH NAZI FOID

Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 11:28:32 No.64608

Albeit Afrikaners are the most ethnocentric and racist white nation ever. Hitler's top allies of iets.

Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 11:35:59 No.64611

>>64608
Don't they have a literal Nazi party

Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 11:38:01 No.64612

>>64611
All europeans had their naahtzee parties

Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 11:40:48 No.64613

>>64612
No I mean an actual alive one

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CONCEPTWERKEN Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 11:45:17 No.67080 [Reply]

A thread for zaryans with BIG IDEAS though lack the honed skillset and techniques (drawing, image editing, animation, video editing, etc) required to bring their visions to life, instead demanding that YOU do all the work. Though I sincerely hope my fellow plattelanders will have the decency to slap together a visual aid and/or go into some detail about what they want you to create for them.
<makes it more readable space
<makes it more readable space
<maakt het meer leesbare ruimte
As for my concept, it has to be perfect because this will be the single image gem that represents us by its very nature, the zem in front of all other zems, so i want you to ask yourself some questions going into this
so is it going to be nas mymy or ias mymy?
if nas what expression?
if ias what variant?
<id like to see different versions and see which one wins by natural selection
should the stroopwaffel be real or drawn?
<in 'zellig artstyle of course
should the continents just be orange or the flag in mymy's room or just green?
should i draw a CHVD kapitein koek for the body pillow?
do we disagree with having a hanged vantablack troonjak maya in our logo?
<I don't and I love maya but it needs a chuddy element, one that's also a troon/toscattle repellent that's also specific to us and plays off the sisters dynamics. I may be wrong but I don't think it can be anything else
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Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 21:09:21 No.67144

>>67143
geggy gem gem

Zoot ## Artisan 02/27/25 (Thu) 21:39:12 No.67145

>>67138
Interestingly enough, i have a similar idea for a zigle zogle episode. Although, Mymy (eventually Adam) gets replaced early on by Coco (eventually Mark) as the leader of a local "history and culture" club. Mymy (Adam), with the help of Maya (Peter) and Chud (C. Chud) try to stop Coco's (Mark; this is a very old idea, you get the point) attempt at overthrowing the local government "by accident".

I havent gotten to flesh it out yet, so i still have to figure things out. I see potential problems with the plot.

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 22:05:51 No.67146

>>67145
Don't worry, the spirit of Massa and the "not getting around certain episodes" mantra will help you

Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 08:18:33 No.67147

>>67140
I'll try my best to flesh them out during the story, it's mainly going to be about interactions with the current cast of characters. I won't make the teachers surface level doe.

Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 09:40:20 No.67148

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The squid is already orange, just place a bow on it and it's done.

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Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 20:15:15 No.64433 [Reply]

I like ongezellig, but i hate the fanbase.
Do you think this "short film" deserves better or let it go into complete chaos?

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Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 22:10:11 No.64484

define bait better

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 22:12:30 No.64485

>>64484
Noun
bait (countable and uncountable, plural baits)

Any substance, especially food, used in catching fish, or other animals, by alluring them to a hook, snare, trap, or net.
attach bait to a hook
catch a few using bait
Food containing poison or a harmful additive to kill animals that are pests.
Anything which allures; something or someone used to lure or entice someone or something into doing something
(as the head of a compound) Something that lures or entices a specified group
queerbait
sequel bait
Netflix bait
A portion of food or drink, as a refreshment taken on a journey; also, a stop for rest and refreshment.
(Geordie, Durham) A packed lunch - the bite to eat a worker took with them to eat
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Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 22:20:55 No.64492

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>dickbait
>fuckbait
>gaybait
>jail-bait
>jail bait
>jailbait
>pedobait
>pedobaiting
>queerbait
>race-bait

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 22:45:32 No.64500

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>>64433
>This heccin' fanbase isn't le wholesome, fuck you chuds!

Zaryan 02/28/25 (Fri) 05:01:14 No.64594

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>>64500
>.webp file

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Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 16:29:58 No.64382 [Reply]

xhey need cuddle

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 16:38:23 No.64383

>feetfish
Coswork has encoded the message.

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 16:39:18 No.64385

>Oh I'm a coswork freak yeah, yeah I'm a coswork freak yeah

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 22:02:24 No.64479

>>64382
Made for CBC or something

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 22:04:58 No.64482

>>64479
marge? cig bhite cuddle?

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 22:49:21 No.64503

Smells of Xitterfag, it's that Total Drama Island nostalgia bait they post, to make it more accessible to people unaware of 'Zellig.

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Incomprehensible 'lig on the 'log Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 20:08:55 No.64429 [Reply]

https://youtu.be/HYtsNG11wwY?si=Iz3brtvVm32Jp7qQ

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 20:16:07 No.64435

Seems pretty comprehensible to me so idk may be a skill issue on your part

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 20:18:17 No.64437

I can comprehend it just fine

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Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 14:19:51 No.64377 [Reply]

ITT we send 'lig OC we never completed or is work in progress
>but there's another thread like that already!
Can't find it doe

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Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 16:39:12 No.64384

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all unfinished from a request thread i made some time ago

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 16:40:40 No.64386

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>>64384

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 16:41:16 No.64387

>>64386
geg i actually look like this

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 18:08:25 No.64393

>>64377
>>>/oc/1742

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 19:03:13 No.64409

>>64393
Oh there it was thanks

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It is coming to an end Zaryan 01/16/25 (Thu) 20:23:22 No.57187 [Reply]

>Triple peeb
>Bisexual "zaryan"
>Mothfag
>Shitcord screenshots
>Reddit screenshots
>Xitter screenshots
>VNfag 4cuck cord
>NJS troon
>Kate
>Reelcattle falling for the most obvious bait
>R/196-tier brimstone posts
>Zooru namedropping
>"I know its gay as fuck but"
>Nook
>Goonmeister
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Zaryan 01/16/25 (Thu) 20:33:18 No.57201

>>57200
Second brapzilian was using zzzchan imagery

Zaryan 01/16/25 (Thu) 20:33:43 No.57202

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Yes, it was a good run once, I don't regret anything.

Zaryan 01/17/25 (Fri) 13:51:12 No.57303

>>57302
do your homework and go to bed

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 12:56:52 No.64368

>>57191
>demoralization
nushit spotted

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 12:57:55 No.64369

>>64368
>one month late award

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Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 19:21:27 No.64187 [Reply]

MORE GAPEJAK COCO EDITS NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 21:28:15 No.64230

>>64227
Ongezellig if it was gemmy

Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 21:35:24 No.64234

>>64227
this makes me uncomfortable

Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 21:35:56 No.64235

>>64227
this makes me comfortable

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 06:53:19 No.64312

>>64229
>>64234
Is this what I'm thinking or I'm a schizo paranoid huh

Zaryan 02/27/25 (Thu) 09:07:50 No.64320

>>64227
Big head wanker

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Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 20:58:51 No.64212 [Reply]

reasons why coco is the best out of the three;
she's white
she's white
she's white
she's white
white
blonde hair
white
she's white

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Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 22:00:31 No.64237

>>64219
i love maya so much…

Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 22:23:37 No.64252

>>64237
tsmt zaryan…. TSMT!!!

Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 23:19:50 No.64279

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Reasons why Mymy is actually the best out of the three:

.

Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 23:22:51 No.64280

>>64279
You need a ZelligPass to actually see the reasons
(I have one and I can see them, get fucked)

Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 23:23:05 No.64281

Coco is best girl because she is made for bibisi

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Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 17:19:04 No.64163 [Reply]

EPIC ZARYAN VICTORY
1488 TRANNIES DEAD
THE UNVAWERING ZQRYQN SPIRIT
ZARYANS BTFO FAGGOTTROONCORDOFFSITERSKIKEDEMORALIZERSAMEFAGRAIDERNIGGERS
ZWABAG ZWABAG ZWABAG
YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL ZELLIG FAN. YOU HAVE NO ZEMS, YOU HAVE NO PASSION, YOU HAVE NO IMAGEBOARD. YOU ARE A BAND KID TWISTED BY (((THEM))) AND THE MEDIA INTO A CRUDE MOCKERY OF A ZARYAN’S PERFECTION.

ALL THE “VALIDATION” YOU GET IS TWO-FACED AND HALF-HEARTED. BEHIND YOUR BACK PEOPLE MOCK YOU. YOUR FELLOW FANS ARE DISGUSTED AND ASHAMED OF YOU, YOUR “FRIENDS” LAUGH AT YOUR REDDITESQUE APPEARANCE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

ZARYANS ARE UTTERLY REPULSED BY YOU. THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF SHITPOSTING HAVE ALLOWED ZARYANS TO SNIFF OUT FRAUDS WITH INCREDIBLE EFFICIENCY. EVEN PEOPLE LIKE R_TERRA WHO “PASS” LOOK UNCANNY AND UNNATURAL TO A ZARYAN. YOUR CHANNEL IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY. AND EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO CREATE A SINGLE ZEM, A ZARYAN WILL TURN TAIL AND BOLT THE SECOND HE GETS A WHIFF OF YOUR BRIMSTONE, BELGIAN COAL.

YOU WILL NEVER GET RID OF US. YOU WRENCH OUT A FAKE SMILE EVERY SINGLE MORNING AND TELL YOURSELF IT’S GOING TO BE OK, BUT DEEP INSIDE YOU FEEL THE DEPRESSION CREEPING UP LIKE A WEED, READY TO CRUSH YOU UNDER THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT.

EVENTUALLY IT’LL BE TOO MUCH TO BEAR - YOU’LL BUY A ROPE, TIE A NOOSE, PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK, AND PLUNGE INTO THE COLD ABYSS. NO ONE WILL FIND YOU, ZARYANS BEING RELIEVED THAT THEY NO LONGER HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE UNBEARABLE SHAME AND DISAPPOINTMENT OF PEOPLE SUCH AS YOU. THEY’LL BURY YOU WITH A HEADSTONE MARKED WITH YOUR ANTI-ZARYAN OBSESSION, AND EVERY PASSERBY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY WILL KNOW A REDDITOR IS BURIED THERE. YOUR BODY WILL DECAY AND GO BACK TO THE DUST, AND ALL THAT WILL REMAIN OF YOUR LEGACY IS A STAIN ON THE GLISTENING ZEMERALD OF THE ZARYAN COMMUNITY.

THIS IS YOUR FATE. THIS IS WHAT YOU CHOSE. THERE IS NO TURNING BACK.

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Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 19:39:48 No.64191

>>64190
even after reading it I'm still marging out

Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 21:00:18 No.64215

>>64191
It's a copypasta used in this video months ago >>29130

Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 21:01:58 No.64216

>>64215
the copypasta >>28752

Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 21:02:08 No.64217

>>64215
ok so I'm >>64191, and not >>64190.
I knew that. Still, again, no idea whom it's directed towards.

Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 21:08:51 No.64222

>>64217
It's funny because it's random

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Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 17:25:06 No.64166 [Reply]

>Nelzon Mandela iz een Terroristische!!!

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Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 17:30:19 No.64170

>>64169
Hitler, I am tired please..

Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 18:29:01 No.64179

Bruhmeister do it

Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 18:39:10 No.64182

>>64179
>jannies are now namedropping eachother
ZOOOOT

Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 19:11:25 No.64186

>>64182
If I only was a janny…

Zaryan 02/26/25 (Wed) 19:23:15 No.64188

>>64186
>Offsiter zellig shitcord namedropping
Its even worse shut it down at this point

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Zaryan 02/25/25 (Tue) 09:14:43 No.63939 [Reply]

>Ik zag mijn ouders vermoord worden en jij wilt zelfmoord plegen omdat ik populairder ben dan jij? Je wilt wel, maar je bent te bang, toch? Laat me je helpen.
drops Maya

Zaryan 02/25/25 (Tue) 09:22:45 No.63942

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>Wat? Nee! I would never act like this! Don't trust them, they're lying!

Zaryan 02/25/25 (Tue) 09:37:56 No.63946

>drops Maya
As expected of Coco

Zaryan 02/25/25 (Tue) 11:17:08 No.63966

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>drops Maya

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Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 04:30:24 No.63636 [Reply]

What would a American Ongezellig look like?
Would Mymy be some spic mutt who think she's white?

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Zaryan 02/25/25 (Tue) 02:54:49 No.63915

>>63887
Cope and seethe, coco for muh black cok

Zaryan 02/25/25 (Tue) 03:00:42 No.63916

>>63887
Is Kanye off of the TND list?

Zaryan 02/25/25 (Tue) 04:51:18 No.63917

>>63887
Sorry can't hear you I'm mating press coco rn with muh black dik

Ahhhh coming ahhhhhhhhh(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Zaryan 02/25/25 (Tue) 06:11:53 No.63919

>>63917
I'm going to skin you alive then wear said skin like a suit

Zaryan 02/25/25 (Tue) 07:18:29 No.63923

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Zoot, rangeban all countries south of 45° north latitude or you are a muslim turk from Deliorman

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Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 18:41:32 No.63844[Reply]

i've noticed there's a captcha did something happen while i was gone?

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Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 21:45:49 No.63889

>>63845
>The most vantablack, niggerbrim posted here
i wonder what that post was. my best guess would be one of their cat torture videos or an Adam Britton video.

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 21:49:34 No.63890

>>63889
who is adam clit ton

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 21:51:28 No.63891

>>63890
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Britton
https://screamer.wiki/1_Bitch_9_Pups

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 21:51:32 No.63892

>>63889
Sure let's go with that

Zaryan ## Mod 02/24/25 (Mon) 22:04:10 No.63896

Moved to >>>/qa/9161.

Zaryan 02/26/24 (Mon) 16:29:57 No.11346 [Reply]

Canon

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Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 20:27:22 No.63879

>>63877
Shut up faggot, get clittycaged by jannies actually doing something good

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 20:28:42 No.63880

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>NOOOOOO NOT MY PORN TO WHICH I GOON TO OH I MEANT NOOOOOT MY RAGEBAI-ACK!

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 20:35:45 No.63882

>>63878
>>63879
>>63880
Not a single one of these joined prior to the year of our Lord 2024

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 20:36:48 No.63883

>>63882
I mog your nufag ass

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 20:44:50 No.63884

>>63883
>t. seethes at 12 month old posts

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Zaryan 02/17/25 (Mon) 12:18:29 No.62399 [Reply]

Now i feel complete

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Zaryan 02/17/25 (Mon) 16:31:15 No.62407

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>>>4222 (You)
>It's … googifuw

Zaryan 02/17/25 (Mon) 16:44:06 No.62417

>>62404
So zemmy!

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 19:11:58 No.63859

>>62401
Update: The DVDs are ready

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 19:13:13 No.63860

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>>63859

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 19:34:24 No.63864

>>63859
Sell the DVDs, burn Ongezellig onto a custom DVD and sell it

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Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 17:05:42 No.63823 [Reply]

.

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 17:07:29 No.63824

Gem, up

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 17:16:18 No.63826

goog coded video

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 17:17:09 No.63828

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>>63823
i made the maya version of this over a year ago but i cannot find it

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Xitterald (?) Zaryan 12/31/24 (Tue) 16:46:05 No.54260 [Reply]

>Haven't watched this show yet but it looks adorable ngl
xittercacas finally knelt before us

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Zaryan 12/31/24 (Tue) 23:15:34 No.54366

>>54340
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Zaryan 01/04/25 (Sat) 02:36:55 No.54969

>>54260
mymy looks devious in pic 4. Orange crook

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 13:08:37 No.63771

>>54320
Belarusians don’t exist they’re just ruthenian with moskal admission

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 14:46:39 No.63782

>>63771
It's false tho

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 14:53:54 No.63784

>>54260
SISA SISA SISA

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 02:40:42 No.63628 [Reply]

HOLY SHIT ITS MYMY

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 03:00:43 No.63629

This is what foenkie would have done to mymy in deel 7

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 03:11:53 No.63630

>>63628
Don't you ever disrespect Mymy like that again

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 12:45:45 No.63768

>black
>trans
Mymybros there's literally NO coming back from this

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 12:46:32 No.63769

>>63768
They just can't catch a break

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Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 10:26:13 No.63756 [Reply]

What are you going to do about it, jews?

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 10:43:17 No.63757

True! Maya is canonically turkish. Turks and Maya both are mixes of germanics(galatians and niederlanders), asiatics(seljuks and chinko-malaysians) and shitskin mulatto-mestizos(indians and arabo-armenians), isn't this a sign?

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 10:43:22 No.63758

>>63756
Now I can edit whatever flag I want onto it, thanks

Zaryan 02/24/25 (Mon) 10:52:55 No.63760

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