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Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 21:41:17 No.132178 [Reply]

Someone who can edit flash animations edit the "This land" animation from Jibjab but make it 'zellig-themed (George Bush as Mymy and John Kerry as Kiki)

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 21:47:29 No.132180

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>>132178
idk how a boomer animation from 2002 became a 'tok meme but im all for it

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 21:47:56 No.132181

swf files are not supported here so i'll send you the link
https://files.catbox.moe/oy1ele.swf

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 22:04:07 No.132183

>>132181
we need sfw support and a guide on how to download flash on ocgemerald doey

Zaryan 05/11/26 (Mon) 01:10:52 No.132213

>>132178
Why can't you do it OP? Flash is free now just go pirate it.

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Zaryan 05/15/25 (Thu) 11:24:30 No.84460 [Reply]

why does mymy have aids

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Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 18:06:46 No.132142

>>132140
>>111534
do new sois really?

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 18:14:06 No.132143

>>132136
>>132140
>>132141
nigga who are you talking to?

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 18:24:36 No.132145

>>132141
Can this nigger just stay banned please

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 19:12:51 No.132150

>>132143
he's gone schizophrenic

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 23:56:44 No.132198

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>>132150

File: 1776810853025.jpg (956.03 KB, 1179x1170, 4961 - chair coco computer….jpg)

Zaryan 04/21/26 (Tue) 22:34:14 No.130617 [Reply]

what do you think the financial state the shoppenboer household is in? my guess is they're in the middle class but a little more leaning towards being rich. Ravi must be working like a dog to be able to support 3 girls and a wife

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Darkwolf!9H727JHwsk 05/10/26 (Sun) 04:17:10 No.132064

I think they're upper middle class, but because of the girls' upbringing they have a middle-class lifestyle

Darkwolf!9H727JHwsk 05/10/26 (Sun) 04:18:52 No.132065

If they hadn't adopted Coco and Mymy, they would be upper middle class

darkwolf the fag !9H727JHwsk 05/10/26 (Sun) 14:16:06 No.132099

>>132064
nigga you realize that [passphrase] is a placeholder, right? you were supposed to put something there

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 14:18:12 No.132100

>>132099
>copy and pasting the example tripcode instead of making an actual tripcode
nuswaploopas i…

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 14:30:23 No.132110

>>132099
he got banned for saying something about prostitution or something geg

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Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 09:59:34 No.132079 [Reply]

Deel 7 vvill neva be real.

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Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 11:53:56 No.132082

>>132079
Evendoe Deel 7 happens and it involves a plate Mymy and Rapeson

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 11:57:17 No.132084

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>>132082
(you) will NOT investigate further, thank you for your co–operation!

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 12:04:38 No.132086

>>132080
gemmy. Onion Dweller is single-handedly keeping the fandom alive btw

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 12:06:26 No.132087

>>132086
trvke. After all, he's the face of ongezellig

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 12:34:11 No.132089

>>132086
>>132087
I just dilated my neovagina to these two posts AMA

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Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 00:30:37 No.132055 [Reply]

Is it just me or Kara from Non-Stop Pop FM sounds like Coco?
>

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 00:50:37 No.132056

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0zRcduzqDi0

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 01:27:39 No.132058

>>132055
I don't hear it.

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 01:42:23 No.132059

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>>132058
It sounds like the AI version of Coco's voice but OP is clearly off his meds

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 01:46:15 No.132060

>>132059
I think all three of us are clearly off our meds

Zaryan 05/10/26 (Sun) 04:51:41 No.132068

>>132059
Maybe this is what I was thinking of

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'Zellig bricks break Zaryan 03/17/26 (Tue) 16:11:16 No.127250 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Low effort pixel art created only to be destroyed

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Zaryan 05/08/26 (Fri) 11:42:58 No.131944

>>131040
Bumo for the game

Zaryan 05/08/26 (Fri) 13:39:42 No.131962

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>>131937
IDK how these look can my sceen is weird I they worked

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 12:47:05 No.132006

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Mymy Stroopwafel
This is supposed to be the hardest level so far. The golden bricks can only be broken with special Agarttha powers

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 23:12:58 No.132052

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The Boardsets selection menu now includes two more Mymy's made by Massa

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 23:26:55 No.132053

>>132052
Now we're starting to see some gems in here, always affirming when I see old stuff being brought back

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Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 23:35:50 No.131818 [Reply]

had fun on the sharty drawpile today even though I didn't finish my drawing. W if you get the reference.

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Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 20:22:57 No.131850

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It's the guy from the Thing when he gets absorbed
Here's how I look like btw

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 02:55:03 No.131997

>>131850
how is this a png

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 12:25:13 No.132004

>>131997
I use ancient zewish magic to make animated gifs into pngs

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 20:10:42 No.132034

>>131850
w png bro

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 21:13:27 No.132035

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>w png bro

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Zaryan 07/16/25 (Wed) 16:01:00 No.97393 [Reply]

🙃

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Zaryan 05/08/26 (Fri) 22:03:25 No.131992

>>131837
Yes, I prefer to be a drag queen

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 14:40:03 No.132009

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Amigo, there are so many good things waiting for you when you come back. It’ll be really great to have you back.
I know it'll be a bit shitty at first, but it'll pass.

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 14:54:04 No.132011

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>>132009
You seem to not understand the whole thing about him. Terra was a lolcow-gegbull with clearly problematic personality and origins, his leaving was a matter of time. We deserve a clean community, not infected with all kinds of mud.

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 14:56:52 No.132015

>>132013
he was groomed o algo and acted like people around him to be likeable to everyone doe

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 19:40:38 No.132032

>>132015
That's true there are still tons of comments where he posted just to appease us, and him leaving was probably the best thing that could ever happen to him, the soysphere shouldn't be made for kids, or at least not for people this mentally young. It's astonishing that we've also had to play therapist for a bunch of people in here, we really are different in a sense, still

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Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 06:17:28 No.131249 [Reply]

>problematic media is when it's from the Zarty

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Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 16:47:18 No.131618

>>131553
reelsmigrants…

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 17:04:48 No.131620

>>131260
Love how the Jarty media is just the antimatter of Sharty media.

Also so vantablack that it scared the A40s right off Soytan.

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 14:50:50 No.132010

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>>131249

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 15:00:29 No.132016

>>132010
lesotho gem

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 19:34:11 No.132030

>>131620
Evendoe Soylent bottles don't have 40S

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Zaryan 03/23/24 (Sat) 00:01:13 No.14039 [Reply]

Nice website you got here xisters.

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Zaryan 03/23/24 (Sat) 00:53:53 No.14047

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>>14045
absolutely and irrefutably tanzanite attention to detail

Zaryan 03/23/24 (Sat) 05:33:26 No.14064

>>14039
nice mymy

Zaryan 03/29/25 (Sat) 18:00:07 No.73246

<one year on the zarty award

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 00:44:04 No.131995

Already 2 years

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 11:10:38 No.132003

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>3 march 2024 Saturday 03:01:13
My memory… it hurts…

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Finishing what Massa didn't Zaryan 08/17/25 (Sun) 12:08:21 No.102421 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

ITT we actually complete the illustration ideas that Massa never did because he's a SLF. SOME of these were made but it would be ary- I mean gemmy to see the rest, any artstyle goes

>Vera trying to open a peanutbutter jar
>Coco practicing karate
>What Vera does on a saturday night
>Mymy or Coco in cooking class
>Maya cosplays as Senpai's waifu
>Mymy falls off her scooter
>Coco drinks chocolate milk
>Coco takes a computer course
>Coco as Witcher
>Zoey playing Bass
>Maya at the hairdresser
>Zombie Coco
>Coco doing lab work
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Zaryan 05/08/26 (Fri) 17:56:50 No.131986

>>131985
oh nevermind somebody is on it. thank you I guess

Zaryan 05/08/26 (Fri) 17:57:48 No.131987

>>131986
ok

Zaryan 05/08/26 (Fri) 18:04:42 No.131989

>>131986
we can get two drawings of the same thing though, also how do you know?

Zaryan 05/08/26 (Fri) 18:06:19 No.131990

>>131989
Two gems are better than one. also I didn't.

Zaryan 05/09/26 (Sat) 00:49:00 No.131996

>>131983
Let me find some effort and time and I'll make the best wholesome reddit meme out of this

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should i become a booru nametoilet Zaryan 04/24/26 (Fri) 03:06:27 No.130740 [Reply]

for context ive been lurking on this site since 2024 and i mostly use /qa/ albeit i dont post zellig there
<
been seeing a bit of stuff about zelligposters on the booru so why not im interested in joining in

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Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 12:28:54 No.131285

>>131284
Snopes?

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 12:52:35 No.131288

>>131284
An obvious self-ironic joke btw

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 22:31:49 No.131926

>>131281
This isn't true, I share the gooner cord with him and he doesn't use VC to hide his feminine voice

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 23:41:37 No.131934

>>130740
Odessanbvll origin story

Zaryan 05/08/26 (Fri) 00:27:06 No.131935

>>131934
true

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Zaryan 04/21/26 (Tue) 14:00:35 No.130564 [Reply]

>Cuckitors has a girlfriend
Yeah okay sure you do.
Link:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1sr236f/my_girlfriend_cosplayed_maya/

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Zaryan 04/21/26 (Tue) 15:17:13 No.130579

And either way what are you doing with a gf watching 'zellig? Faggot

Zaryan 04/21/26 (Tue) 15:17:26 No.130580

>>130577
They should unironically increase their estrogen to the point where xey troon out and 41% themselves out of pure faggotry. Waste of human resources methinks.

Zaryan 04/21/26 (Tue) 15:20:53 No.130583

>>130566
>redditors
>normal people

Zaryan 04/21/26 (Tue) 15:27:51 No.130584

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>THANKS FOR THE UPVOTES KIND REDDITORS

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 22:37:45 No.131928

>>130566
Yeah but they don't use reddit

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If you seethe zarty bus, RUN AWAY… 04/22/26 (Wed) 17:21:17 No.130647 [Reply]

https://youtu.be/6BbSZz72jRU?is=THWDicLjRVJ3jZo9

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Zaryan 04/23/26 (Thu) 08:22:24 No.130695

>>130693
@koos ban this guy and delete his reppy he made me leak

Zaryan 04/23/26 (Thu) 08:28:06 No.130696

>>130695
I didnt know gigachad browsed the zarty

Zaryan 04/23/26 (Thu) 10:53:34 No.130703

IP leak everyone in this thread

Zaryan 04/24/26 (Fri) 05:58:20 No.130762

>>130703
do dis

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 22:27:01 No.131924

>>130647
This is true I drive the bus ama

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Where can I find official info about characters? Zaryan 08/20/25 (Wed) 07:18:41 No.102795 [Reply]

Hi I'm new to Ongezellig and I'm wondering where I can get more info on the characters and stuff. Like I see people talk about Eiko and their parents and stuff but I haven't seen them in the show. Thanks in advance)

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Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 02:32:32 No.131759

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Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 03:27:00 No.131760

>>131759
Mymy

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 22:00:28 No.131913

>>102795
Massa abandoned it, the Zarty decides what is canon now.

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 22:00:59 No.131914

>>131913
Real

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 22:01:27 No.131915

>>131752
Then fix it, the option is there

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ITT: I post random 'cordcoals I found Zaryan 09/29/25 (Mon) 05:38:56 No.109244 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Nice face

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Zaryan 04/15/26 (Wed) 16:46:03 No.130068

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NIGGERNVKE

Zaryan 04/20/26 (Mon) 12:39:07 No.130508

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FAT NIGGER

Zaryan 04/20/26 (Mon) 13:14:29 No.130509

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>>130508
>FAT

Zaryan 04/20/26 (Mon) 14:07:51 No.130510

File: 1776694071233.mp4 (2.72 MB, 874x718, zaryanskippedhismeds.mp4)

>slightly chubby face is fat now

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 04:01:51 No.131827

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NICE POTATO HEAD YOU STUPID NIGGER NICE MARKIPLIER FACE NIGGER

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Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 04:00:41 No.131762 [Reply]

Will it be possible to improve Ongezellig with the highest possible image and sound quality?

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Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 13:06:12 No.131789

>>131762
isn't Ongezellig in HD doe

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 13:30:05 No.131791

>>131787
>you need to split ongezellig into 6 parts
I have good news for you…

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 13:44:57 No.131792

>>131791
Sweetheart each part is more than 5 minutes

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 00:42:48 No.131821

>>131762
We have a VHS version of Ongezellig, I'd like to see that version too.

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 01:10:43 No.131824

>>131821
do this

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Zaryan 04/27/26 (Mon) 22:46:49 No.131012 [Reply]

What the Hell do the Background characters Say in this scene

In know Kiki's but thats it

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Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 13:52:36 No.131426

>>131383
kys namefag

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 13:55:49 No.131428

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>>131383
This is bullshit go fuck yourself namenigger

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 14:02:53 No.131431

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>>131383
fixed

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 00:55:29 No.131822

>>131012
Many people don't know this fact, but if you listen carefully you can hear Mymy's voice.

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 01:04:49 No.131823

>>131134
incredible, new best girl.

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zeggle devlog zelligfanx 12/12/25 (Fri) 12:06:51 No.117581 [Reply]

hey, still here
this is where ill be posting zeggle updates from now on
you can ask me questions or suggest new features to add
for nucacas zeggle is peggle but with zellings and made in scratch
>UPDATE SPACE
what was added since the last update:
- the game logo
- a new song
- level saving and loading
- a new sound system to prevent sounds clashing
>UPDATE SPACE
in the zarty version you will be able to set custom songs and backgrounds for your levels
also there will be a dynamically updating list of featured user created levels
more on that when the game comes out

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Zaryan 12/20/25 (Sat) 05:24:23 No.118210

>>117972
this is so zemmy zelligfanx you will go to heaven

Zaryan 12/28/25 (Sun) 22:30:46 No.119113

>>117581
where is the link

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 18:54:25 No.131808

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>>119113
>>117581
where's the link

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 19:32:45 No.131813

>>117581
Most importantly, will he add the menu music easter egg where you get a special ending when you play the opening few measures of Ik Ben Get Mar?

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 23:29:35 No.131816

>>131808
When OP comes back from niggerhell he'll post it

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Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 01:55:37 No.131753 [Reply]

Post spergeralds

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Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 15:37:11 No.131801

I thought it was a bait because it says "he" and the girls are… girls, and Vera is female too, and each of them gets mad in the scene, so again I thought it was all about them being trans and shit. But then I watched to the end and then disappointed in my sense of humor. Or rather in that if the author of that spergstone.

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 15:58:22 No.131802

>post brim general

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 18:58:08 No.131809

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>>131753
Aryantist from Autismborea. Heres my oc character to compensate.

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 19:30:51 No.131812

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>>131809
>gacha

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 22:19:43 No.131814

>>131812
A foid made it therefore its straight zaryan!

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/art/ - general Zaryan 01/04/24 (Thu) 04:56:15 No.66229 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Here is a thread, dedicated to the craftsmenship of art. Post your drawings here and share techniques/books/tips that you think may be useful.

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Roland 05/03/26 (Sun) 06:37:46 No.131377

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Agents Of Fortune Cookies.

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 06:45:27 No.131378

>>131377
gem

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 02:23:30 No.131757

>>86068
Reminder

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 02:24:54 No.131758

>>131757
I hope she's playing the sims4 and making friends online

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 13:47:25 No.131793

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>she's holding cards with peter Scully, the pedo flag and porn on it

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Nu copypasta just dropped Zaryan 02/07/26 (Sat) 02:50:13 No.123697 [Reply]

JSID ALREADY

I was thinking that Ongezellig would die a peaceful death after its cancellation in 2024. If only I knew how wrong I really was. As soon as I caught wind of how popular it had become on shitstagram and chinktok I was infuriated, to the point of wanting to smash my belongings I bought and paid for. Ongezellig was MY niche internet autism show. It was so unknown that I could reference it and nobody would ever know. I really do miss those times. What has transpired can be best summed up by an idiom I like to use on the regular. These people are beating a dead horse. Ongezellig is a rotting corpse, it has been for nearly 2 years. At this point, not much but bone is left. A good ending would have been that the show faded into obscurity, with a few obsessed autists continuing to profess their obsession over it to anyone online who would listen. Sadly it couldn't go that way. For some unfortunate reason, the demonic, neuron-frying algorithms of normie social media decided that it would be a splendid idea to push Ongezellig to the masses. Here we are, it's 2026 and every Ongezellig community I once took an interest in has undergone a great replacement of sorts. I refuse to even look at the zarty anymore, but last time I was there, the site was rampant with disgustingly new chinktok and shitstagram immigrants. It was sickening. This disgusts me even thinking about it to this day. Why couldn't Ongezellig die the death it deserved?

This brings me to the video posted by OP. If Ongezellig is popular enough on these platforms that it would be viable to make a MARKETABLE PLUSHIE of Mymy, then Ongezellig is beyond too far gone. Just. Fucking. Shut. It. Down. Already.

To anyone who has discovered Ongezellig in the last year and a half, I urge you to give up your obsession and let ongezellig wither away how it was supposed to.

Perhaps my previous request was too harsh. I ask that anyone who posts about Ongezellig on platforms such as Instagram, Tiktok and the like to CEASE YOUR OPERATION IMMEDIATELY. I do not hold any resentment to you or anyone like you. I truly do hope you find something else to channel your autistic obsession into, but please, let Ongezellig stay on imageboards, where it rightfully belongs.

Thank you and good day.

(https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/942979.html#q943918)

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Zaryan 02/10/26 (Tue) 11:07:06 No.123989

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>>123988

Zaryan 02/10/26 (Tue) 15:48:32 No.124012

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>>123989

Zaryan 02/10/26 (Tue) 21:25:29 No.124020

i blame writerfail or however their clittyleak was just some bs excuse to not use this dnb site anymore

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 01:20:28 No.131749

>>123697
He was right…

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 01:23:47 No.131750

>>131749
i was rooting for him, till he said he wanted to have sex with mymy and sucked the weabfag's cock off

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Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 00:59:58 No.131745 [Reply]

Absolute esl

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 01:03:30 No.131747

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>>131745
>me is writings el book that will definetly be finshed. just ignore that me is 14 and havings schools, because we's all know that writerfails is writings very fast with hims goings to school o algo
kek. just kek.

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Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 08:02:04 No.131384 [Reply]

What subreddits would the zelligs use?

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Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 16:58:16 No.131712

>>131690
why does "she" have a tail?

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:10:31 No.131714

>>131712
100% chance she will die childless

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:30:38 No.131718

>>131709
india was aryan first ahh post.
>>131711
americans are obsessed or americans are ignorant these are mutually exclusive things.

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:36:48 No.131719

>>131718
Amerisharts are ignorantly obsessed

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:53:45 No.131721

>>131719
no such thing, you're the one who's obsessed.

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forgetting Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 14:04:22 No.115454 [Reply]

sometimes I forget that Ilse is a kike girl

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Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 14:42:00 No.131685

>>131625
who is the good jew?

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 14:45:48 No.131686

>>131685
Ilse Frank

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 14:46:56 No.131687

>>131685
(You)

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 14:47:27 No.131688

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>>131686
Yay :D

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:15:05 No.131715

>>131688
She's the only Jew(ess) that wouldn't go to Auschwits

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Schoppenboer's Schooling Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 03:14:07 No.131364 [Reply]

what were the Schoppenboer's Schooling like?
I think Maya and Coco would have gone Basicschool then VMBO, but I don't really know about Mymy maybe Basicschool and maybe HAVO, she's seems to do better then her sisters in school, but I don't live in the Netherlands so I don't really know how school progresses in the netherlands. but this is just my thoughs

so basically
Maya:Basicschool, then VMBO
Coco:Basicschool, then VMVO
Mymy:Basicschool, then HAVO, cause Willem III van Oranje

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Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 00:24:14 No.131530

Bro how is maya able to hold her own in vwo when she's depressed? Vwo requires real study discipline. I fell from vwo to vmbo because i was a lazy cunt

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 00:26:55 No.131531

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>vwo vmbo dis blud be speaking like fucking kakarot 🥀
>care to speak in aave ebonics so I can understand ts

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 21:25:38 No.131640

>>131530

Most likely a plot point for a future story. That and quite a few liberties were taken with the student body, one of which is bLACK and two others whom look like they're on drugs.

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 11:06:54 No.131666

>>131364
a real zaryan would know they will all finish the school of BVMO

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 12:37:24 No.131672

>>131666
gem

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Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 16:09:33 No.131313 [Reply]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wN12ZvkyWM8GyGseznPyXcudoGTcSw5E/view
can someone summarize this? its the "ongezellig screenplay" by a redditfag cdog, and i am very certain it's coal because the ending has maya playing with dolls and making them kiss while she masturbates (im fairly sure she's masturbating) or something
i am also confident it might have been made using AI because this a quote from it:

"Mymy slowly opens the door.

Beat."

and no fucking human on the planet unironically uses "beat" to emphasize a moment of silence, only unfeeling clankers. (okay it uses beat a lot but it never uses it like this, which only makes the ai argument even stronger as it's probably a hallucination that this faggot didnt catch because hes a fat slob who doesn't write his own shit
it also does that stupid thing where it does multiple one word sentences in a way nobody would ever write, like here

"Eight arms. Folded. With Dignity."

so yeah im not wasting my time with this clankerslop

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Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 09:18:46 No.131565

>>131313
im all for ongezellig content but i cant be the only one who thinks a 150 page fanfic "screenplay for a movie with no movie" is lame and gay as fuck

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 09:31:42 No.131567

>>131565
It's made by a redditard with dubious skin color and IQ, what do you expect

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 21:22:34 No.131639

>>131313
post this as a pdf o algo instead of trying to fish for emails

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 00:34:47 No.131657

>>131639
i cant geg
redditfags are slfs who wont let their shit be downloaded

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 11:48:48 No.131670

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>My guy it's not my problem if you don't want to open this Jewgle docs instead of using a normal file extension that is also secure and does the same job
>It's the [current year] who cares about opsec!

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