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 No.33333[Reply]

33333 GET, so do this mods
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 No.33342

All of the girls are built for marriage thoughie

 No.33347

>>33341
maya is so pretty

 No.33510

they are all built for BWC why would any woman ever of any race stoop to the level of fucking an ape?

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 No.33527

>>33342
tsmt
>>33341
image of this but they are all wearing wedding dresses



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 No.2610[Reply]

im comfy right now

 No.2627

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same

 No.11572

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>>2610
are you still comfy?

 No.11573

>>11572
THIS THREAD IS 4 MONTHS OLD YOU OBSESSED BELGIAN

 No.33514

up



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 No.9473[Reply]

Newest 'toss straight from 'assa ximself
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 No.9476

its basically saying how massa needs a break, like bro is literally 30 years old people expect 30 year olds to be fathers!!

 No.9483

https://ongezellig.fandom.com/wiki/The_Discontinuation_of_Ongezellig
Mike, one of the Massadonë mods, added this article on the zellig wiki.

 No.10042

>>9474
Right click image, click "search with Google," then click translate.

 No.33444

up

 No.33452

>>9473
wow, massa has so much disdain towards zellig, I hope he's happy now after it's all cocover
btw I never watched his history videos and never wanted too



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 No.10370[Reply]

reddit.com/r/zellig

NOW

 No.10376

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 No.33446

up



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 No.32874[Reply]

Maya has got me feeling some type of way I've never felt before. She is everything I could ever want, timid but has a personality, cute and sweet, those green eyes, black hair, fair skin and her background. It sucks so much knowing no one like her exists IRL. I can't see anything related to her that I just get this heavy feeling in my chest. Why can't there be someone like her IRL? She's got this whole vibe that's so appealing, get it? The way she struggles with her ADD, how she's sometimes a bit childish, her insecurities and daydreaming, always in that red hoodie and thigh-high socks, it's all just so charming and comforting.
It's demotivating as hell, and it's messing with my drive to do anything, she has completely burned my brain. I can't feel attracted to any girl, I have no more drive for doing anything, what's the point? Maya isn real afterall. She makes me feel empty and hopeless in a way I have never felt before. It's like I've set this impossible standard for real-life relationships based on a character that doesn't even exist. I have never had to deal with this before, so I may have noticed it too late, but I've tried distracting myself with other things, other activities, but nothing works. I keep coming back to her, to Ongezellig, rewatching it and consuming everything related to her, it's like a vicious cycle. The more I watch, the more attached I get, and the more it hurts knowing she's not real, I've even started daydreaming about meeting someone like her, but it just feels so far-fetched, why couldn't I have been a Mymy/Cocofag? All the scenes she's portrayed in, when shes daydreaming and lets her hair down imagining a different world, it makes me feel like I'm seeing the real her, the part she keeps hidden from everyone else. Those small, intimate glimpses into her make her feel so real and relatable even if I don't have a similar life, and yet she's just a figment of some 30yr old Dutch guy imagination. It's so hard to stay motivated, I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality
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 No.33324

>>33250
ccoo racebait is becoming real

 No.33332

>>33330
Negrotation

 No.33348

>>32874
go find one. i have met several “mayas” at my school, and >>33012 is completely right.

 No.33425

>>33348
Personality wise it isn't SO rare, although still rare considering the generalization you guys make of a Maya. Looks-wise is were things get hard

 No.33426

>>33348
they are like 1 in 3 girls at my school plus half of them are asian or hapa



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 No.31246[Reply]

whats your guys favorite ice cream flavor?
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 No.33296

>>33245
No I don't, he's just a stupid nigger faggot american who can't understand they are not the same thing

 No.33320

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stracciatella

 No.33321

>>33296
This nigger (the actual amerimutt) doesn't know that they are the same thing and is trying to impersonate me.
>>33320
Keyed

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 No.33424

>>33320
Oh my GOD she is so attractive



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 No.15212[Reply]

I haven't told any of my friends except for one because they think I'm a normalGOD and I don't want them judging me for watching anime (even doe 'zellig is the only one I have watched)
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 No.33298

>>33297
He said:
>I told one of my friends who wouldn't judge me, now he's a Cocofag… I post wholesome Mymy and Chud pics on instagram (((though))) so I guess my six friends know I watch something with an orange girl (mymy).

 No.33299

>>33298
cocoDEITY****

 No.33310

I streamed it to 9 of my close friends in one go and they enjoyed it. best reaction I got was "are you saying this entire fandom is built off 1 fucking episode", but the common sentiment was enjoying how presentation anxiety was portrayed

 No.33311

>>33310
liking it because of how anxiety is portrayed is a xitter reason. The true reason is that the girls are peak

 No.33316

>>33310
Some of mine asked why I constantly posted "that one orange girl" in my chuddy edits then I showed them Ongezellig



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 No.33308[Reply]

how many of you have seen this gemerald that will save all of the zaryans I legit cried after watching this this is the best thing I've ever watched it is so beautiful so so beautiful
https://youtu.be/HnhuS5jLpII?si=rjAIZD2EWfRatqM_

 No.33312

nigga this nigga that nigga please

 No.33313

I don't know if you are shilling your coal or if this is bait. Either way, if your piece doesn't get big, there usually is a reason for that with small, autistic communities like this.

 No.33314

>>33313
demoralizing zellig oc's

 No.33315

>>33313
I don't think so, but I have seen a few edits popping up recently, they're okaish.



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 No.9797[Reply]

That was quick…
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 No.9824

>>9823
Yeah, that probably did it. An offense they took very seriously by the looks of it. I doubt I'll be able to pull anything

 No.9831

>>9813
albeit in Pico's school you survive a school shooting not do one

 No.9834

>>9797
Marge download link?

 No.33216

up

 No.33309

>>9834
Since the site may or may not be going down I advise anyone who cares about the game to download and archive it locally (not more than 100mb in size), also some shitnobodycares about included
https://drive.proton.me/urls/FHTW2DTCVR#HX8l6MqEBEsw



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 No.33212[Reply]

I rewatched Ongezellig for the third time. Sometimes I forget just how cute, based and racist Mymy is. I love her so much
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 No.33287

>>33285
But did she fall in love with you too?

 No.33290

>>33286
It still wouldn’t be vol because she doesn’t want me. I guess it’s my misfortune that she probably is the only girl ever to like surfer short kings but I’m 6’3 and have brown hair. Ig that still counts as incel
>>33287
I don’t think so. She said she would marry me for a couple of years if I was a US citizen and we’d be a great couple, but that’s not love since she said we will then get divorced and it wouldn’t be a sin bc we wouldn’t have sex. My only hope is to be that “I’ll marry my male best friend if I can’t find a great guy by 40” dude mentioned in some TikTok video

 No.33291

>>33290
> 6’3
>” My only hope is to be that “I’ll marry my male best friend if I can’t find a great guy by 40” dude”
You’ll be fine dude, don’t sweat it over her.

 No.33292

>>33290
If you are 6'3 you have much better options in life than being someones 30th choice.

 No.33300

i watched it twice a day in vr once



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 No.32788[Reply]

TOMORROW IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF ZELLIG
DO SOMETHING SPECIAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 No.33186

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Bit late of the party. I also need to thank another Zaryan for some head ups.

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 No.33281

>>33186
Zooterald



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 No.4909[Reply]

f
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 No.5147

>>5146
Jannies, how the fuck did this stay up for 2 hours?! Your paycheck will be halfed again, niggers

 No.5156

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>pays you nothing
>halves your pay

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 No.33226

>>5146
What was this?>

 No.33228

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 No.9575[Reply]

>Geert Wilders, if you can hear us, please. Please save me, Geert Wilders, please. I'm asking you. Please save me, please save me. Please get these refugees away from me.

 No.9577

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>President Geert.. if you can hear us please save us! This is the Netherlands!! This is our land!!
>Yall im bout to have a panic attack….
>This is our country! Our country!!
>This is awful! Geert please save us!!

 No.9592

>>9577
someone hecking draw or animate one of these two with mymy

 No.33217

up



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 No.33208[Reply]

zoogle.mp3

 No.33210

zoggle



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 No.33167[Reply]

Hello Chuds. I'm an amateur drawfag who's currently bored because xitter thinks I'm a bot and won't let me use the site. Just request something and I'll probably draw it (no promises). Don't expect me to put in much effort.

What I'm good at drawing / like to draw:
Mymy
Basically anything racist/NatSoc
Faces (I'm bad at drawing bodies especially hands/arms)

Your request doesn't have to be any of these, it's just a suggestion
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 No.33181

>>33172
Reposted the same demoralization AGAIN award

 No.33184

>>33172
niggercord ready for service

 No.33185

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>>33168
This was a great suggestion. I hope I did it justice

 No.33187

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>>33170
I can try to make my own version of it if you want but this has already been done

 No.33188

>>33187
Oh yeah your own version is fine



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 No.23914[Reply]

don't be a free agent in life
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 No.24277

>>24272
spell crocodile without the r

 No.24279

>>24277
mind = blown

 No.31613

bump

 No.32906

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>>24265
>need sweaty neet jp gf

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 No.31368[Reply]

falseflagcord is going to go super-hyper-mega overdrive mode soon… something big is coming. avoid ANY interaction with "yakloc". be on the lookout, stay vigilant, zaryans

 No.31370

are you hiding something

 No.31372

>falseflagcord
we don't need your 'cord clitty leaks nigger
back to the 'cord now

 No.31373

>falseflagcord is going to go super-hyper-mega overdrive mode
<inb4 nothing is going to happen

You NEED to go back

 No.32681

>mfw zaryans aren't even aware that they are witnessing the last days of 'zellig

 No.33165

>>31368
Ohhhhh. A reason to come out of retirement, eh. I’m interested. - PINGAS MAN!



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 No.32437[Reply]

yesterday's gartic phone was very gemmy. We should do it again
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 No.32797

>>32794
holy zems

 No.32799

>>32797
The gemmiest ones weren't saved and are now lost to time :(

 No.32808

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 No.33158

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zaryan gartic-phone lanhouse irl meetup in August 9 save the date - Groenplaats 21, 2000 Antwerpen

 No.33160

>>32794
Pure brim



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 No.33000[Reply]

><that deel is goed chuddy?
>>yes… Mymy

 No.33008

Geeeg it is so hilarious I can't

 No.33011

Obsessed Brimstone



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 No.32986[Reply]

<that deel good?
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 No.32999

File: 1721470014580.webm (5.89 MB, 480x480, OMGSISAcomp.webm.480p.vp9.webm)

This thread

 No.33002

>>32997
i trans heart yosack jaki

 No.33005

>>33002
Self-love is important, yosack. Good job!

 No.33006

>>33002
>>32997
DifferentGOD award

 No.33007

File: 1721475697288.jpg (340.67 KB, 1080x1074, Screenshot_20240707_124220….jpg)

<Hey… hui doe you think, is this deel goed?
>…
<Coco..?
>…
<Oh, IJ see. Nevermind



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 No.31200[Reply]

Who is the woman in this photo?
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 No.32581

>>32430
upper legs are thin so it might be a girl. she has a Black boyfriend btw

 No.32659

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there's something extremely off with her face

 No.32660

>>32659
its a strange phenomenon known as being "really ugly"

 No.32694

>>32430
sisu💔

 No.33001

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That's a man



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 No.32858[Reply]

mymy cover or zomething

 No.32873

thought this was 'p until i realized it was many men



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 No.32791[Reply]

Do you think if Ongezellig was more popular it would have a cult following similar to mlp

 No.32792

>it would have
it already does

 No.32810

>'zellig conventions
Gem
>tulpas
Would be funny but a little concerning
>extreme coomage
Coal
>when you die after dedicating your life to the show you go to the 'zellig world and get to be friends with all the characters
Ermm sign me up

 No.32815

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 No.32741[Reply]

zwabag

 No.32742

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Can we have these in bulk? There's like a whole market niche for this stuff here

 No.32744

>>32741
sorry zister they sold out
theres THREE COCOS LEFT
BUYBUYBUY CONSUME
https://ko-fi.com/s/661d277620



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 No.32700[Reply]

I heard zarty is dying is it really over chuds?

 No.32702

whatever happens, don't forget that ZWABAG

 No.32703

We'll see later. In September.

 No.32704

>>32702
Real and trve

 No.32705

so it seems

 No.32717

WRONG WAY



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 No.32698[Reply]

 No.32712

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I've enjoyed it, please make more!

 No.32713

>>32712
Maya is so pretty

 No.32714

>>32712
Would Maya binge breakcore



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 No.32668[Reply]

For some reason this map has a lot of hidden secrets
Link if Zaryans want to play it themselves: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3184902152

 No.32670

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Found this

 No.32679

gem up the comments



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 No.32515[Reply]

>blonde ditzy retard
<blonde ditzy retard but better (evendoe she's a ginger)
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 No.32645

>>32639
for Maya or the boy?
>>32640
he hasn’t

 No.32647

>>32515
She's not retarded

 No.32649

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>>32638
Why are we sending borderline 'p/whatever the fuck this is

 No.32650

>>32649
You're posting a tranny faggot, you're no better

 No.32651

>>32650
*straight aryan



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 No.32603[Reply]

>zelligparty.soy
ITS REAL

 No.32605

THE PROPHECIES WERE TRUE
>>27266
>>26834
>>26276
NSFW ALLOWED IN NEW ZELLIG SITE, KOOS IS NEW ADMIN

 No.32606

There was also mymychan, but it was shut down shortly after creation due to constant 'p spam

 No.32616

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>4200 rubles = 42 dollars
Not big deal actually

 No.32642

meds and zellig now



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 No.32544[Reply]

>vrchat

 No.32547

>>32544
>all of them are secretly gooning to it

 No.32549

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>WHY IS THERE A GIANT EYEBALL!??!?!



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