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 No.21154[Reply]

how do u lucid dream? ive been trying for a while
>Dream jou-
done that
>Wake back to be-
i keep sleeping through my alarms, or i cant go back to sleep
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 No.21214

>>21154
I've had a lucid dream before. Totally mid and overrated. You can't consciously make a dream that's more interesting than the ones your brain can conjure up. I wouldn't trade my wild dream imagination for some self orchestrated garbage

 No.21223

>>21214
ive had around 3 so far
the only word i can use to describe it is shallow
like i feel like one nudge away from waking up, and the sensations were really mild
maybe its just a me problem

 No.21260

For me, if I got aware of being in a dream, it would kill the charm of the dream. How does it differ from just using your imagination without sleeping?

 No.21265

>>21260
It's for us niggas that can't rotate an apple in the head n shiet

 No.21342

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 No.14561[Reply]

I'm a hardcore ongezellig fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other sisters where I would often play with Maya in her room and help Coco with technology, but one day as I was talking to Mymy, we went to her room for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with my parents and they agreed that you would be really fun to be around, you just have to do.. one thing" She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "…You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Dad said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?…" She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut…if you want it quick…Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun, I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be a fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
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 No.21209

Do it you will meet the zeligs and have fun and play

 No.21212

>>21209
satancord woke up

 No.21213

>>21120
we're all hating but secretly we all recognize the gem qualities

 No.21283

>>21212
Godcord slept down

 No.21288

>>21283
oppositecord teaming up with using-lord's-name-in-vaincord



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 No.21198[Reply]

rape

 No.21199

No arrow

 No.21200

they really do look like this

 No.21202

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soyboys get raped

 No.21274

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Consensual impregnation

 No.21350

Moved to >>>/qa/4476.



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 No.20579[Reply]

Do you believe in souls?
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 No.21140

>>21124
I did, exhaustively

 No.21153

>>21112
unnatural death like what

 No.21176

>>21140
Argument from incredulity is not a valid argument thoughever

 No.21177

>>21153
>An unnatural death results from an external cause, typically including homicides, suicides, accidents, medical errors, alcohol intoxications and drug overdoses.

 No.21215

>>21176
It is because I'm a genius o algo



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 No.21180[Reply]

Imagine Maya playing Sims 4 all day and then Maya's mom comes into her room and says: "Go to the bathroom, you're shitting yourself!"
https://youtu.be/GTomMm61Ixw?si=Y0m7zNa_5xq2VcIM


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 No.21133[Reply]

If maya is meant to have no friends then why sid Massa draw her with a friend
>I can't find le image but it's the one where she's with one of the background characters playing uno or something

 No.21134

autist

 No.21135

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this is non-canon and was drawn as a gift for her voice actor, robin barten

 No.21151

>>21135
post the yuri version



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 No.14350[Reply]

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 No.14554

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>>14543
I'm afraid it is already too late my fellow Zaryan.

 No.20889

>>14350
mymy abuse dislikers when they actually sit down for once and imagine how amusing it would be to snatch the innocence away from a girl like mymy

 No.21097

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>>20889
>mymy abuse dislikers when they actually sit down for once and imagine how amusing it would be to snatch the innocence away from a girl like mymy

 No.21098

>>21097
lol trve xhe did type that while being hung by a noose

 No.21149

>>21098
xer dying words



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 No.20989[Reply]

whats the full image to this?
didnt know the ongezellig style guides existed

 No.20990

>>20989
Check this >>12172

 No.20991

>>20990
yeah but thats not the SPECIFIC image

 No.20993

>>20991
>didnt know the ongezellig style guides existed
now you know

 No.20994

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Its not an official style reference, but it gets as close as possible.

 No.21126

>>20994
thank you



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 No.20826[Reply]

This selling TikTok account killed themself💀
One of our own😔
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 No.21039

>>20985
Stop namedropping your dickcord tranny friends, no one gives a shit.

 No.21040

>>21037
im waiting for soyzellig dot party group suicide event on june 24th

 No.21053

>>20985
Nigga who tf is austin that aint me

 No.21055

>>21053
being mistaken for a 'cord troon is a sign to stop posting coal

 No.21056

>>20918
this things voice actor killed xerself



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 No.20925[Reply]

days are flying by me bros, I don't even realize it and a whole week goes by without me having done anything
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 No.20940

>>20925
I know the pain. I've no solution, but have resolved myself to do as much as possible whenever my mind is drawn to some important matter.

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 No.20944

>>20925
I know what it's like, if it helps, do new things, as small as going on a different walk or buying a new video game, if you can make it bigger, go places, do stuff. If you don't you'll be 60 years old and asking yourself "What happened???". Also I read in the thread about distractions and yeah, those are really important to drop. I don't usually bring my phone around with me. It's not what you have to do but it's an option for getting rid of distractions.

 No.20961

think about the thing you fear the most, or that causes the strongest shock/hesitation etc. that's what you should be doing. even if the fear is just of task switching and having to adopt a different mindset, focus on that, get used to task switching.
if you always look for the thing that evokes fear then you will always be expanding your mind and moving into new territory, you will never be lost.

 No.21030

>>20925
You need to normiemaxx. Go to college, get a job, go to every school/work event, volunteer for some public holiday work like setting up Christmas decorations, etc.
Eventually time will start feeling like it means something.



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