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 No.21603[Reply]

every time things are going well for me I can't help but tp start thinking about how they could go horribly wrong at any moment

 No.21604

tsmt. completely unrelated to thread; i never fapped to ongezellig before (even doe i goon a lot) because ongezellig girls are ugly ngl

 No.21605

>>21604
meds they are beautiful but stop gooning in general nigga..

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 No.21612

>>21604
Actual trvke though. I also have never had any sexual desire for the zellig girls. Because in reality they are actually pretty horrible people. So I would NOT want to establish a family with them. Furthermore zellig is drawn in a style that de-empathizes any gender features. So they do not look sexually attractive, though they are beautiful.

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 No.21367[Reply]

as mymy's biggest fan I need more items for the shrine I'm making, any ideas would be appreciated!
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 No.21490

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>>21441
Soytan is strictly RAPE-only. Soytan's vagina has a magical force field that blocks peckers from entering if she consents to sex, so only real Rapist cocks can enter her body. the more violent the rape the better chances of breeding.

 No.21491

>>21441
I could die for Mymy

 No.21493

A pirate ship in a bottle

 No.21495

>>21490
classical gem

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 No.21478[Reply]

hallo. i have a 14gb folder of primarily ongezellig content i want to drop before my eventual departure from 'zellig as a whole. does anyone know where i would be able to drop it as catbox.moe only allows up to 200mb?
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 No.21509

>>21505
OUC and ROY turning out good.

 No.21510

>>21505
Creating and supporting OC

 No.21512

>>21505
letting it go…

 No.21513

>>21505
Be a drawGOD

 No.21567

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Honestly I can't predict in what direction 'zellig will go now. Statistics would seem to indicate that it's just getting started. It could of course be that the meme is starting to lose its spice. But I'm not sure.
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I'm a newfag and it seems like 'zellig was a way bigger thing back in the day. Screenshots like this seem utterly unbelievable nowadays. Is this true?
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Honestly I wouldn't care that much if zelligposting died tomorrow. However I would still use zelligs as reaction images if the situation calls for it. And it would have a status of 'oldfag meme'.
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If 'zellig dies then the best course of action would be to interpret it as a years long collective sand mandala. It's best to use earthly events, even negative ones, for spiritual gain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYVcjFhpsHc
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This website for me is also more than zelligposting. This website is also a place where people of similar taste and personality can gather and discuss things. Also this seems to be one of the best soy websites to autismpost on.
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I'll just see what happens.



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 No.21548[Reply]

Guys why is /qa/ getting full of 'zellig threads
Are we goated?

 No.21562

some band of cracka's is trying to wipe /qa/ so a 'teen is necrobumping all zellig threads



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 No.1401[Reply]

Ongezellig has music.
Massa uses a DAW (digital audio workstation) for music making.
Massa used FL Studio, a DAW, to make zellig's music.
<REDDIT SPACE
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nj-a6mtLuWhhUCrbB9XktQE5DErR4RtMGtx0h4LPzE0/edit?usp=sharing
This Google Sheets is here to document the sounds and instruments used in zellig's soundtrack.
And this thread is here for me to sperg and post findings since I'm sure it'd interest at least one of you to know what was used to make the music and audio of Ongezellig. So here it is.
I'll also probably post any project files for anyone who's interested in my recreations or wants to pitch in and post anything you might find interesting about zellig's sounds.
<REDDIT SPACE
Some things of note:
>Massa seems to mostly use pre-built/default presets that came with FL Studio or whatever 3rd Party plugin he may happen to use. So that's something to keep in mind when looking for 'lig instruments.
>From the few 3rd Party plugins we do know he uses (Sonatina Orchestra, Synth1, M-Box), they all seem to be hosted on "PLUGINS 4 FREE" (https://plugins4free.com/) when searching them up. So it may be possible that's where Massa got most of his music plugins from.
As a bonus, here's a download link to all of Ongezellig's songs transcribed and turned into midis: https://files.catbox.moe/1tqko2.zip (If you happen to get a warning that this folder is full of computer viruses, it's not. Your computer is giving you a false flag, it's all midi files. And if you don't trust me: https://www.virustotal.com)
They're not perfect, but it should be a decent start to anyone who wants to mess around with making covers/remixes/recreations of them.
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 No.18253

>>18221
40iqGODS

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>>1401
A snapshot of the Scholocaust project files that Massa posted recently

 No.21511

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After 7 million years, it's here.
>soyjak.download/f.php?h=3f4AwHvN&d=1
Not perfect still, but should be good enough for others to play around with.

 No.21514

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>>21511
HOLY GEMMMM HOLY FUCK ITS SO SHINY AND BRIGHT OHHH GOD THIS IS THE ZARTY SAVIOR HOLY GLISTERALD

 No.21515

>>21511
now this is Real nigga hours



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 No.20694[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

New clittycord 'zellig OC just dropped
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 No.21095

>>20981
i hate it i want her dead

 No.21107

>>20981
another maya clone

 No.21480

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>yuriniggers
<Flood detected; Post discarded.

 No.21488

>>21480
oh no no no yurifaggots GEEEEEEEEEEEEGG



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 No.21411[Reply]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, THE /ZELLIG BOARD HAS BEEN RAIDED!!!
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 No.21425

failraid so bad that the janny doesn't even delete the posts award

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 No.21462

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 No.21472

>>21419
trvke

 No.21477

>>21425
Can agree with that, that didn't look like a raid.



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 No.21387[Reply]

skibidi
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 No.21430

>145 views is many

 No.21431

aryan replying method

 No.21432

>>21429
Yeah wtf. Especially considering that 1/8* of all soyteens use this site. Why the fuck are they fast on Youtube but post nothing here?

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Sharty unique posters:24313
Zarty unique posters:3124
3124/24313=0.12849

 No.21455

>>21390
tistic mentioned

 No.21470

>>21429
maybe most aren't aware soyzellig exists.



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 No.21291[Reply]

OMGSISA
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 No.21362

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>>21355
>Saying a woman is attractive is bad or something you can only compliment my bibibsi bvll

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 No.21383

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MayaGODs won

 No.21457

>>21383
>disgustingNIGGERGfags lost

 No.21459

>>21457
>NIGGERG
fail of TRVTH…



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 No.21003[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

What makes me kind of upset about Ongezellig is how lightheartedly these two bitches are portrayed as if they were completely innocent and totally not responsible for Maya's misery.
Imagine you are Maya for a second: you are an only child living a nice, quiet life in a first world country, until your fucking whore mother decides she wants those reddit virtue signaling good boy points and takes in TWO foreign invaders home (and from two completely different ethnicities, of course) who start hoarding all the attention and even going so far as to having your parents throwing the cat out, probably to a shelter so that the thing can get euthanized, assuming they didn't just let it out onto the streets to starve to death because Indonesians are savage monkeyniggers who have no consideration for animals (one quick youtube search confirms this fact).
These bitches just do not care about her sister's wellbeing at all; Mymy doesn't even hide her disdain toward her sister and openly mocks her and calls her out for being a freak. They share absolutely zero things in common and will completely disassociate the moment they stop living in the same household.
Coco is just your regular first world white european female, and as such she has got no blood in her body. There is not a single ounce of empathy in her body. She is so high up in her fart cloud she help herself but to feel pity towards the peasants under her. She puts on her all-too-common feigned concern voice to talk to the hobo next door.
There is no common ground to be had. All concern is feigned. There is absolutely nothing they could sit down and talk about because Maya has no personality; she did not have the time or the means to develop one. Whenever she is not sulking over her shit life she is caught up wasting her time away gooning or cpnsuming whatever FOTM goyslop allows her to self insert into someone else's more interesting (fictional) life. If you were to ask her, she probably does not even have a music taste at all, nor has read a book in years or watched anything barring her decadent oriental cartoons.
The reality is, that the girls are two years away from finishing high school. After graduation, which Maya will probably struggle to even achieve, her sisters will go to college, probably to take on a career path chosen out of personal preference, while Maya, pressured not to be left behind, or maybe pressured not to feel like an actual waste of oxygen, will probably take on art oPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.21375

>>21374
Erm no because I dont want him to get doxxed, but its a 14 year old spic kid, trust me on this.

 No.21376

>>21375
instead of doxxing him we should accelerate the inevitable and make him troon out. why dox if you can literally kill?

 No.21377

>>21376
He is just a cringe retarded 14 year old child. I am unhappy and concerned with him but there is litteraly nothing you can do, he won't listen, others tried.

 No.21378

>>21377
it's the fate he choose, also i dont't think anything of worth would be lost if he acked himself

 No.21379

>>21378
Tbh no idea why the community around him got so big, for me he always was just the "Justin Y of this community", got kinda annoying tbh, not that I hate him I just do not think his vids are good, havent watched him that much in the first place.
'Cord was kinda gemmy but got coaly really quickly. I dont think a young child like him should be even running a discord, especially when he is ready to do a face reveal because someone asked him to do it as a joke. He is painfully unfunny sometimes but you really cant get mad, he is a child. Why he even matters, I d just rather leave my spicca alone. Tragic how he will probably troon out or ACK from stress but nothing we can do.



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