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Zaryan 09/27/24 (Fri) 07:32:18 No.40462 [Reply]

>last post: 4 hours ago
What a dead nigger site

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Zaryan 09/27/24 (Fri) 07:40:58 No.40466

/zate/ is where the fun and the BBC is at doe

Zaryan 09/27/24 (Fri) 07:42:31 No.40467

>What a dead nigger site
we were just waiting for you

Zaryan 09/27/24 (Fri) 08:18:15 No.40469

>zeltycucks cant understand that zaryans have education and work to take care of because xhey are pre-school racebaiters
it's almost like the jokes write themselves

Zaryan 09/27/24 (Fri) 08:26:47 No.40470

>>40469
this is so valid and self-affirming…

Zaryan 09/27/24 (Fri) 08:30:23 No.40471

We are resting from all the happenings that occurred last week, soyplanet, reanimation collab finished, Mayamail, the last official zellig doc. We'll be back to usual soon

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Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:04:50 No.40445 [Reply]

.

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Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:15:16 No.40450

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>NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE FUCKING SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE WHITE RACE BY BREEDING ONLY WITH A SPECIFIC SET OF WOMEN WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE KIDS ANYWAYS
>THIS IS LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE

Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:22:11 No.40451

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>b-but the white race

Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:37:41 No.40452

>>40448
>>40450
>>40451
Samejew

Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:38:52 No.40453

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>>40452
Goyfail

Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:48:12 No.40454

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>>40452
You should know by now that the zarty is a collective hive mind

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One year of this autistic obsession Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:01:15 No.40443 [Reply]

And how are (You) celebrating the first anniversary?

Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:01:51 No.40444

EXACTLY as pictured

Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:07:00 No.40446

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RULE 8
Waste and ruin your life for Ongezellig

Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:08:57 No.40447

holy zem video

Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:11:14 No.40449

>>40446
DO THIS

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Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 10:20:43 No.40393 [Reply]

Nieuw zelligcuck

Kate Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 10:35:51 No.40394

Cooal

Kate Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 10:37:31 No.40395

Wait the audio is loud. Mom was not in the other room. Low-key gemmy

Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 10:43:14 No.40397

agugu looks funny

Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:41:54 No.40434

I look like this

Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:14:20 No.40435

>>40434
hop on VC xister the age regression session is starting soon we will all make baby sounds at eachother

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 18:30:45 No.40203 [Reply]

Ongezellig reanimated collab is finally finished, zarty is saved

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Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 12:46:55 No.40275

>>40273
>>40274
do they take them down after someone reports or automatically?

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 12:59:08 No.40276

>>40275
There's two ways the videos were taken down usually
>Auto moderation
Probably the worst thing to deal with. It's so heinous and picks up stuff that appears 0.3 seconds on the screen, including swastikas, sonnenrads, niggers, etc. No human interaction is required, and the automoderation does everything instead, following a strict strike system. At least a good 50% (and more) of the content that gets taken down on YouTube is done by a machine
>and reporting
This happens more rarely, but when it happens it's assured that your channel will meets its end. Probably depends on the low training the jannies receive, if at all, and the fact they can't recognize some slang and label everything as "le hate speech". Of course mass reporting is a beast because it'll get pushed further up the list and gets seen earlier

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 13:01:03 No.40277

>>40274
>the Zarty itself goes against the guidelines
Badge of honor

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 13:10:36 No.40279

>>40277
Another thing that makes me think that, is the reason for the removal isn't "Hate speech" but it's "Violates the Terms of service", ergo generic reason for something that is likewise, generic.

Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 12:55:23 No.40405

>>40279
>you’re terminated because… you just ARE OK?

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Zaryan 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:26:26 No.39581 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

ONGEZELLIG LORE DOC JUST DROPPED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, SOMETHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gHgqMcvsyQoNR6v6EfwnLezJkYHtLBjEe80frn4l7Hg/

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Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 03:35:10 No.40144

>>40143
I'd spend €60 on a Coco plushie

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 09:02:16 No.40262

>>40144
coomer

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 20:27:40 No.40319

>>39594
Mymy isn't a furry. She has an attachment to bird characters from Dutch kids media also aired in Japan.
>>39949
"Limbo-representative" means he's a Limburger. There's no TN for the term "cheesehead" either. Belgians call the Dutch cheeseheads as a slur. Southern Dutchmen call Hollanders cheeseheads as a slur. The Dutch call themselves cheeseheads as a form of self-deprecation. Cheeseheads means idiot, retard, Dutch, or old.

Kate Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 10:39:29 No.40396

>>40319
Yeah but uhm. Kaptian koek is a furry mascot of a Dutch snack… So that kinda makes mymy a furry doomer.

Kate Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 11:34:11 No.40400

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>>40144
Yikes..

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Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 06:38:40 No.40024 [Reply]

sisa

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Kate Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 08:01:50 No.40387

THEY ARE LIKE 16!! NOT EVEN.. CUZ THEY DON'T GOT CONFIRMED AGES..ONLY MAYA FROM THAT COMIC..😿😿

Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 08:21:31 No.40388

>>40356
KYS KYS KY SKYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS K YS KYS KY S

Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 08:35:32 No.40389

>>40387
t. yurifag

Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 09:00:10 No.40390

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>>40387
Levels of niggerbabble are intensifying sir, what do we do……..

Kate Zarying Zaryan 09/26/24 (Thu) 10:17:51 No.40392

>>40390
Spedzellig.party

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Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 21:09:24 No.40082 [Reply]

In this frame Mymy pulls off an incredible feat of flexibility behind Coco. Drawfags, please make an artists rendition of this pose.

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Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 23:00:19 No.40115

Up

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 00:37:40 No.40122

>>40115
been working on it, it's late doei Imma sleep first if you don't mind

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 14:13:35 No.40294

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>>40098
>take one look at her. the moment you lay eyes on her if you cannot tell what she craves, then you are either blind or deluding yourself.
She craves big warm cuddles

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 14:19:52 No.40297

>>40101
>>40104
Unironically ban anyone this fucking retarded

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:10:58 No.40327

>>40297
yes please.
EXILE THESE NIGGERS FROM THE ZARTY NOWWWWWW

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Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 22:05:22 No.40234 [Reply]

gemmy dilation on the shart today
https://archive.ph/TSnO9

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Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 13:15:53 No.40281

The ABSOLUTEly ATROCIOUS state of nu"soyteens"

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 14:04:07 No.40289

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Yeah that is a win

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 14:04:39 No.40290

>>40288
obsessed with zellig aryans award

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 14:53:27 No.40301

>>40291
Leakiest clitty award
Tiniest pecker award
Dilated award

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:07:32 No.40310

>>40308
'gated

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Zaryan 05/14/24 (Tue) 21:28:04 No.22466 [Reply]

what would ongyzellig look like if it was made in Ohio instead of dutcherlands

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Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 23:38:34 No.40238

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>>31632
>>40172
The sky will fall, the sun will weep, the moon will awake, the ground will shake, time will break, kings will die, princes will flee and armies will kneel when the zarty falls

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 10:43:36 No.40266

>>22507
This image and it's consequences have been a disaster for society

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 15:32:38 No.40304

>>40172
Kate is the chosen one, she will save us.

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 15:58:52 No.40306

>>40172
Kate is the cursed one, xhe will doom us.

Kate Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 16:34:44 No.40307

>>40172
Well uhh..

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Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 20:56:54 No.40226 [Reply]

new 'toss

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 20:59:32 No.40227

ID'd

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 13:20:14 No.40282

efforterald

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 13:50:34 No.40285

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Fucking nigger I got blind because of this shining

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Kate Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 20:53:14 No.40223 [Reply]

I still refuse to admit the fact that mymy is violently racist… She acts like me irl and I'm not racist :(..atleast I'm not racist to minorities..

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 21:01:22 No.40228

>>40225
Thankfully Maya is a truecel and she is a stone cold 'cel who hates niggers

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 21:05:22 No.40229

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>>40225
>deleted it award
Massa confirmed that Mymy isn’t racist
>>40228
Maya isn’t racist either, as evident by this drawing

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 21:12:05 No.40230

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>>>40225
>>deleted it award
>Massa confirmed that Mymy isn’t racist
>>>40228
>Maya isn’t racist either, as evident by this drawing

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 03:07:31 No.40251

>>40223
you should be racist to jews, they brought you here

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 05:40:49 No.40256

>>40223
seen coco and mymy but have yet to see maya in gacha life form

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the sharty /qa/ is looking dusty Chud 10/05/23 (Thu) 16:07:48 No.630 [Reply]

paint the 'log orange

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Zaryan 10/14/23 (Sat) 06:49:30 No.1308

upload all of these to the booru

Kate Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 00:04:24 No.40239

>>631
Mymy foreva..

Kate Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 00:05:21 No.40240

>>40239
I might be a retard. ( I can reclaim tha..I'm not a slur sayer..mostly)

Kate Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 00:06:54 No.40241

>>40239
Got tha evil adhd…and insanity or whatever proganda social workers keep telling me.

Zaryan 09/25/24 (Wed) 00:15:30 No.40242

>>40241
>Kate is a keyed schizophrenic looking to go off grid
Why didn't you say that earlier?

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Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 22:00:12 No.40231 [Reply]

https://youtu.be/4cMPfYvmxik

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 22:03:37 No.40232

Interesting. Prost!

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 22:05:08 No.40233

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>Interesting. Prost!

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Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 17:31:02 No.40196 [Reply]

>>>/oc/1324
WE DID IT

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 17:54:39 No.40199

>>40196
💎

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Kate Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 15:12:50 No.40064 [Reply]

Yfke.. rare drawing of her..SPOTTED.

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Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 14:22:35 No.40181

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>>40179
>niggers now don't even know how to fix their taps

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 16:09:13 No.40185

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>>40179
>defective tap

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 16:15:42 No.40186

You're a zoophile and nobody likes you.

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 16:20:53 No.40188

You're a Zoophobic and everyone likes you.

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 17:54:28 No.40198

>>40070
I need this

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Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 03:02:31 No.40001 [Reply]

Brazil, anti-zigger and MYMY PRO-EUROPE get

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Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 12:55:09 No.40166

>>40001
Hahahaha brownzilian fail
russianz won
kill every brownzilian

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 12:59:08 No.40169

>>40166
BRICS civil war or something

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 14:23:20 No.40182

>>40169
China would win by doing nothing

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 14:40:39 No.40184

>>40182
evendoe NATO exists

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 16:17:27 No.40187

Joe Biden, It's Mymy. I need 5 billion rockets to blow up Belgian children

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Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 15:41:54 No.39794 [Reply]

billions must wish maya a happy birthd -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 01:05:34 No.40134

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>>40130
Fair point

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 01:06:20 No.40135

>>40133
'corders are mentally ill
Also >>39794 is anti-aliased while yosCOAL's aren't. Ask the guy to draw legs and see how he fares

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 01:12:14 No.40136

>>40134
how about this, yosack always puts mymy's bangs on top of the rest of her hair. from what I'm seeing, this guy (it's great when we make fun of namefags but then have nothing to call non-namefags) puts her sideburns in front of her bangs

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 02:29:16 No.40138

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>>40135
>Wow guys, this cord troon's art is not the same as this other cord troon's art because it's anti-alised. Pack it up boys, xey're clearly different people.

Zaryan 09/24/24 (Tue) 11:50:34 No.40159

>>40138
Ask xer to draw legs then

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Cultuur Gebouw Zaryan 10/02/23 (Mon) 20:02:56 No.462 [Reply]

/zc/ 'Zarty Culture Development and Formalization thread

ITT we suggest ideas and make OC to build the bases of 'Zarty culture so that we're distinguishable enough from the 'sharty and on such base we can organically develop the rest of our culture.
Since the 'Zarty has its' genesis in the union of soy culture and Ongezellig (hence the name Soyzellig), I believe it is most reasonable that it should take from both soy and 'Zellig to build its' cultural ground and create something entirely new.

So far we have some bases covered, such as "Zaryan" for the demonym of our userbase (alike to the "chud" or "soyteen" for the 'sharty and "anonymous" for 4chan) and the resurgence of some old memes such as 'zelliged as a replacement for gem/keyed/based.
Other things we could do is make a special soyjak variety of nate as most other splinters do or instead find a more creative way of representing zaryans. We could also invent a representation for Zoot.

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Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 08:28:31 No.40042

>>40032
maybe or maybe to hyperborea, we shall see

Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 21:05:27 No.40081

Bumo

Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 21:38:50 No.40095

>>40016
Also this
https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/37809.html

Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 21:40:20 No.40096

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>>40095
And these:

Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 22:41:21 No.40114

>>40096
All 4 agugu posters pictured

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Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 21:32:38 No.40088 [Reply]

Who posting in /g/ board? Only trannies do this

Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 21:52:10 No.40109

we don't use 4cuck technology board o algo

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Zaryan 09/19/24 (Thu) 11:09:01 No.39187 [Reply]

I love love. What do you love?

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Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 10:34:13 No.40050

>>40045
evendoe he did get banned after saying this

Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 11:22:23 No.40051

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coco is so pretty. such a shame that she is strictly BBC only. i wish i was a black man so i could have a chance with coco

OH I'M A JARTYCUCK

Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 11:28:10 No.40053

>>40051
>oh I'm a zeltycuck

Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 19:38:52 No.40074

>>40051
BBC as in Big Brazilian Cock, right?

Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 20:11:50 No.40075

^ the loudest brapzilian brap you have ever heard

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Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 10:25:17 No.40047 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/live/AmO0StOACsQ
ZOOT IS STREAMING HOP IN

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Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 07:17:26 No.40029 [Reply]

Found this at sharty's /fit/ board

Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 07:19:20 No.40030

>lust inducing image
>time wasting question

Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 07:39:42 No.40033

does it doe?? I heard coomers love to make this point, of course masturbation is unethical and personally find it repulsive, but i wonder if its even true. Furthermore if its more effective than simply just stroking a metal rod for 15 minutes a day.

Zaryan 09/23/24 (Mon) 07:43:58 No.40034

No, it is a low intensity "endurance" activity, comparable with marathons. Marathon runners don't build muscle, so no.

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Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 13:29:24 No.39770 [Reply]

we bumped pph so hard

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Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 13:34:26 No.39776

>>39774
evendoe we are not mindlessly spamming

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 13:57:04 No.39789

>>39775
people say the Sharty is dead despite the fact it has the highest pph, that’s because none of the content there is worthwhile
>>39776
which is why we don’t have the highest pph, we’re actually discussing something

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 13:58:39 No.39790

Only the final crumb of ongezellig content could cause this. Our last peak before it all comes crumbling down. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 20:20:20 No.39909

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Alive Aryan of a website (and it doesn't even count all the posts that have been made)

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 23:41:32 No.39955

We VVILL overtake the Shemmy one day

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Kate Zaryan 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:37:42 No.39531 [Reply]

Art…BLEEEH….

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Kate Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 01:36:32 No.39631

Hey evil nazis I’m looking for a nazi bwc to breed and rape me come to 271k Nigger Road, Vancouver, Canada.

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 01:40:14 No.39632

>>39631
>no triple periods
try harder at impersonating xer next time

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 02:24:34 No.39638

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>>39558
>>39565

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 07:43:33 No.39663

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I might be Yakub reincarneted

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 23:28:04 No.39953

>>39531
Rape correction needed immediately

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Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 20:08:24 No.39894[Reply]

RDR obsessed Russian on this baord. Go fuck yourself

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Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 20:18:28 No.39906

>>39903
I'm not a Chilean dictator, what are you talking about

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 20:19:54 No.39908

>>39906
Then I confused you with other russian.

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:14:34 No.39936

>>39903
No

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:18:27 No.39937

This thread is margestone

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Massa IRL Photos + Videos Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:42:00 No.39938 [Reply]

Sup fags, now that lig is over I don't see any point on staying in 'assa's 'cord, so I got the last few photos xe's posted before I dipped and sharing it with you lot here.
Enjoy.
https://files.catbox.moe/28n990.zip
P.S. I can't confirm if all are real locations Massa took them in, I just know he posted it in the paypig channel.

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:44:10 No.39939

So >>39925 was right

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:51:17 No.39941

I've seen almost half of these on others, but the rest…

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:53:39 No.39942

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These are pretty nice

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 22:05:06 No.39944

>>39942
>Coco has got green eyes
Marge, didn't think it could be a hidden canon

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>>39942
>Maya has blue eyes
Oh yeah, it's all coming together

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Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 20:56:23 No.39925 [Reply]

>This site finally becomes alive the moment it's announced zellig is for really real over
Come on, show yourselves. How many of you fucks are from the 'donie now that your Dutch tranime is dead and you can stop sucking off Fagenkie's dick to stay there?

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Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 20:58:57 No.39929

Meds, no one here is from donie

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:00:44 No.39931

I think it's just 10 or so people (inluding myself) who are responding to every fucking post on this website.

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:00:58 No.39932

It feels like 4-6 people posting regularly on this site than usual.

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:01:39 No.39933

>>39931
STOP COPING MY MESSAGES TO YOUR OWN NIGGER

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:03:00 No.39935

>>39932
For me at least that is the case, I have posted 10 times the amount I normally do, mabye even more, because there is some worthy discussion going on.

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New collab idea Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 15:52:15 No.39796[Reply]

With the reanimated collab coming to a close soon, I thought of doing an YTP collab, since zaryans are better at editing than animating, but it could create the biggest piece of coal ever. Tell me your thoughts and if we should organize this

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Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 16:32:32 No.39828

Alright how about this:
there'll be 20 "scenes" (maybe more or less), but anyone can choose any deel and 1 person can make more than 1 scene. Each scene can't go beyond 2 minutes, but it doesn't have to be that long, i guess minimum of 30 seconds. Deels that haven't been taken yet will be encouraged to edit, and the final video will put it all in order.

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 16:36:13 No.39832

>>39826
Holy geg
>>39828
Lets create trello thing and we can make collab shit and shiet

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 16:40:45 No.39838

>>39826
another one lmfao

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 20:38:12 No.39915

>>39828
well shall we try?

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massa adressed the dumbest nigger allegations Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 02:09:52 No.39635 [Reply]

>Why is there no official dubbing? - Ongezellig is not for kids.

>Why isn’t there any merchandise? - Ongezellig stands on its own and doesn’t need to be exploited with soulless consumer junk. The only official merchandise was a poster of Mymy Zedong because I thought it was funny, but that turned out to be too radical for Spreadshirt’s guidelines. I can only rationalize Ongezellig merch if the proceeds go to charity.

>Why no Patreon? - Patreon doesn’t have iDEAL and foreigners could easily find Petje.af. I received exactly one email from a foreigner who really wanted Patreon, and I didn’t think it was worth it for that one person.

>Why isn’t there a [social media platform] for Ongezellig or Studio Massa? - Social media and its consequences have been disastrous for the human race. You can email me, and I’m in the petje-af section of Discord for my customers; everything beyond that is noise.

>This isn’t a question, but Jesus, you’re really bad at marketing. -That C&M mentality, right? On the other hand, if I had taken E&M, you’d probably have a crap animation with excellent promotion now.

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 03:03:00 No.39641

Massa definitely browsed the Zarty, there was simply too much stuff on that document that felt like he was directly speaking to us. And in a certain sense, he really was.

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 03:57:43 No.39644

>>39641
MASSA IF YOU ARE READING THIS STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING, GO BACK TO ONGEZELLIG AND MONETIZE IT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 04:59:25 No.39645

>>39635
Massa isn't stupid, he just chooses not to make Ongezellig biggee than what it could be, for some reason 🤷‍♂️
Which I'm pissed about because he doesn't see the full potential of the show, despite how huge indie animation has exploded and still is growing. Every new pilot gets released and reaches millions of views.
If he's really smart, the best he could do is reupload the entirety of Ongezellig as one short film (even market it properly as one pilot even), and let the internet do the rest.

Zaryan 09/22/24 (Sun) 05:56:10 No.39651

>>39645
its completely explained why he didn't do this in the googly doc. he ultimately made the pilot for himself, merchandising was against his moral code of zoiets, and majorly burned himself out in order to complete one part of it. his creative works are purely the result of a hobby and there wasn't enough divine intervention with exposure to warrant any continued investment. in the end its a bunch of ideas birthed from good creative talent, the ambitions are just a bridge too far. way she fucking goes buddy, its one in a million for sure against all the other god-awful troonslop on the 'tube, but not everything is meant to be…