[ home ] [ q / qa / zellig / brabant / drenthe ] [ overboard ] [ v ] [ archive / telegram / zelligwiki / club / booru ] [ execution list / pph ] [ Rules / Contacts ] [] [ log in ]

/zellig/ - Ongezellig

IAZ and soft NAZ
Name
Options
Comment
Captcha
File
Embed
Password (For file deletion.)

ZWABAG

File: 1756594221882.png (1.35 MB, 1714x984, soyjak 'zellig trio.png)

 No.104963

The Schoppenboers are a lower middle class family who live in Chicago, Illinois in a predominantly black neighborhood. Their 3 children Maya, Mymy And Coco are enrolled at the local public school which is filled with Niggers who do not care about education

>Mymy is a Mexican who as a child who crossed the Mexican border with her family but later got separated from them and adopted by a new white family. she is a heckin' based America First Trad-Cath crusader who larps as white and wears a blonde wig and blue contacts to sell this lie, her skin is also lighter than the average Mexican due to her spending all of her time inside her room playing Modded Hoi4 and watching Spic Fuentes edits on chinktok.

<Maya is the only white child in the family and is antisocial and disconnected from her two sisters. she spends even more time than Mymy inside her room and she spends most of it talking to AI chatbots,, listening to nightcore remixes of 2010s pop songs on jewtube, and watching anime. she's a self-proclaimed leftist but harbors a hidden resentment against other races due to both her two sisters and the constant annoyance she has to endure from the niggers at her Chicago public school
^Coco is a nigger who was adopted as a baby. she is not as annoying as other black women due to being raised in a functional white house-hold with both parents present but she is still very outgoing and loud while not being mean. she has trouble relating to her sisters interests but she loves them deeply. she usually spends her free time watching Tv, listening to Nigger Rap, Going to friends houses to talk and getting fried chicken from KFC

 No.104964

>>104963
they would all be fatter.

 No.104965

>>104964
probably

 No.104966

>>104964
cue to that fat maya image by huwabag

 No.104967

File: 1756594952328.png (8.55 KB, 722x770, cobsonwoah.png)


 No.104969

Meds uhhh
Maya is mixed in original zellig so should should be a lightskin in this one

 No.104978

They would all have diabetes because of their aryan mcdonalds diets or however the burger goes

 No.104979

they'll all be black, gay, and obnoxious

 No.104981

>rather no friends den fake j's

 No.104982

>whypipo aren't a race

 No.104992

File: 1756604265681.png (397.31 KB, 1100x850, 4037 - blood cato cleo coc….png)


 No.104993

NO!
Mymy would be filipino
Mexicans are 50% white
FILIPINX ARE 0% WHITE
Yet they love larping as white

 No.104994

>>104993
that was my initial thought but i thought it would be funny to have her be a AF spic cuz those are more common in america

 No.104995

>>104993
ev&oe filipinx are 50% mexican

 No.105003

File: 1756608491862.png (1.49 MB, 1863x1863, ClipboardImage.png)

<Sheiiiiiiiiii I live in America now, FUCK Canada and FUCK Mexico

 No.105004

Maya - Lightskin
Coco - Liberian
Mymy - Filipinx

Case closed

 No.105018

The thread stinks of mayafagness

 No.105021

File: 1756627062113.gif (5.3 MB, 600x450, 90379 - SoyBooru.gif)

>>104964
>they would be fatter

 No.105023

>>104963
>>104964
no aryan would watch a transgender slop toon about obese 3 zog-controlled foids niggerbabling for niggerternity minutes.

 No.105033

>>104963
>Mymy
>Catholic
From Mayamail (canon BTW; Massa was wrong) we can deduce that Mymy is Protestant, probs Dutch Calvinist.
If she was ‘Murican she’d probably be a Baptist o algo

 No.105036

>>105033
Why not presbyterian if they built the Murica

 No.105038

>>105036
Fair. Any (non-Anglican bc Red Coats) Protestant denomination would work.
But given American history, especially towards Mexican, Irish, and Italian immigrants, she would definitely NOT be Catholic in this scenario.

 No.105039

>>105038
I know but exactly the presbyterians were the very Puritans that built the first foundation of America on which lately were built the United States. So it's likely she would tend to them the most.

 No.105060

This thread was already made

 No.105077

>>105033
yeah but its funnier if she fits the stereotype of the Mexican who larps as a "based trad-cath crusader"

 No.105078

>>105039
>evendoe the american elite at the begining were mason gooners

 No.105079

>>105060
i wrote this all by myself doe



[Return][Go to top] Catalog [Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ home ] [ q / qa / zellig / brabant / drenthe ] [ overboard ] [ v ] [ archive / telegram / zelligwiki / club / booru ] [ execution list / pph ] [ Rules / Contacts ] [] [ log in ]