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 No.8672[Reply]

Glory to the zarty
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 No.9358

it cannot and im too lazy to post photo of it

 No.9359

>>9358
it takes a while to load

 No.9369

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retrofags unite

 No.9370

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>>9369
the feels, man…

 No.13401

>>9369
Real!



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 No.12222[Reply]

Is it true Coco's VA (Merel) came to one of those "Massa Meetups" and smashed a watermelon with xer thighs? What the fuck?
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 No.13180

>>13136
Screenshots? I didn't download this normieshit

 No.13184

>>13180
Use picuki. Also its ik_drink_inkt not ik_drinkt_ink.

 No.13241

>>13114
We must protect the girls from nigger hands

 No.13253

>>13184
Just gib da link, ok?

 No.13301




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 No.13266[Reply]

>Be english
>Live in england
>Go to cafe
>Order chips
>Get crisps
How does this misunderstanding even happen, id understand if i was in america or whatever but no
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 No.13268

marge i thought they were the same thing

 No.13269

>>13266
What kind of Café serves potato chips anyways?

 No.13270

>Be english
>Live in england
>Go to cafe
>Order chips
>sorre sar, it is ramadan, we don't sarve food at this time of day, come back after sunset

 No.13271

(((they))) are trying to change your culture
also this isn't zellig janny rape and move this thread

 No.13272

Moved to >>>/qa/3679.



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 No.13083[Reply]

>freshly bought some stroopwafels from lidl
>no coffee to drink them with
>only have peppermint tea which makes me violently sick afterward (probably because it's fucking tea, ew)
what do i do?
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 No.13091

>>13083
Let it rest over a cup of warm Milk. Then eat it and enjoy the molten caramel, while occasionally washing down the bites with warm beverage.

 No.13112

>>13083
suicide :/

 No.13126

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>>13112
only option tbh

 No.13127

>>13087
>eating raw loaves of toast le bad
1st worlders I…

 No.13238

>>13127
>toast tastes… LE GOOD
secondworlders i…



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 No.10535[Reply]

Left Mymy one, sometime this year I'll get it, and I'll let the zaryanation know has soon as I get it.
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 No.10679

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>>10677

109 zaryans you dumb FAGGOT!

 No.10681

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>>10679
>WOW I HECKIN LOVE PRECISE NUMBERS ROUNDING UP OR DOWN IS LE BAAAD

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>>10681
>BUT WHEN YOUR MAKINGIGN FUN OF SOMEONE YOU HAVE TO USEE PRECISE NUMBERSSSS

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 No.13227

bumo



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 No.13169[Reply]

"#MARGE WHO SHE FUCKING IS (???)"

"ohhh, it is another fanfic character of a known yt zaryan. She is Jewstralian or somewhat"

 No.13178

Oy vey, mate



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 No.13168[Reply]

make this but with the pirate girl please


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 No.13163[Reply]

mym y

 No.13164

'rang

 No.13166

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>>13164
true lmao. felt awkward drawing below the neck if I wasn't actually going to draw a neck

 No.13167

>>13166
no doubt it looks good, better than anything i could muster.



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 No.13152[Reply]

name something better then waking up next to your aryan queen

 No.13154

Cvcked by actuallydiditGODs
Lmao wanted to also do that

 No.13158

Mymyrald, you have better that any 3d foid could provide.

 No.13159

>>13152
Yo chud, got a VOC flag on your wall???????? (you should)

 No.13161

>>13159
holy moly your so right im gonna go ahead and order one



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 No.13115[Reply]

Hello fellow Zaryans! Does anyone know what the girls foot sizes are?
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 No.13129

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transgender hands typed this dust

 No.13130

>>13115

Zoot crush his skull

 No.13146

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>>13115

Mymy: Mymy is asian and back in the ming dynasty or whatever they, did a thing call foot binding which is custom of breaking and tightly binding the feet of young girls to change their shape and size. pretty disgusting right, but anyway this implies that asians have abnormally big ass foots.

Maya: the average women shoe size in Belgium is 6.5 but everyone knows that Maya is Indonesian. so by doing quick maths, it would be a estimated of 8.9.

Coco: It is scientific proven that walking barefoot would increase your foot size, and knowing that Coco live in South Africa. she would barefoot from time to time. meaning by doing the scientific method, Coco foot would be 11.1.

 No.13147

>>13146
cheesy



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