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Zaryan 10/24/23 (Tue) 10:07:43 No.2149 [Reply]

>spyzellig.party

Zaryan 10/24/23 (Tue) 10:10:03 No.2150

We at soyzellig.party would never sell your IP address to the highest bidder.

Zaryan 10/24/23 (Tue) 10:31:37 No.2152

>>2150
ZOOOOOT NEW BUSINESS IDEA PROPOSAL DROPPED!!

Zaryan 10/24/23 (Tue) 11:49:08 No.2156

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>>2150
>>2152
>We, the mod team of the Zarty, value the privacy of our userbase. Please, continue to post funny memes. God bless.

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Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 15:05:55 No.2094 [Reply]

Rhetorically asking, if I drilled her stomach would she be able to give birth later on in life?

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Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 19:47:35 No.2129

>>2128
а природно је то

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 19:49:20 No.2131

>>2129
ја видим придев природно теби нема значења

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 19:51:21 No.2132

>>2131
нуклеарка лажи

Zaryan 10/24/23 (Tue) 00:40:16 No.2141

>>2094
pomnibro…

Zaryan 10/24/23 (Tue) 03:59:33 No.2144

>>2094
Why do you post this degen trash?

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Zaryan 10/18/23 (Wed) 19:45:22 No.1635 [Reply]

posting in /zellig/ because it's tangentially related
i tried stroopwafels for the first time
ignore the fact it's some russhit brand, i'm actually in serbia (as indicated by the mug, which is in serbian, and merch for a popular local-tourism location)

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Zaryan 10/19/23 (Thu) 08:56:06 No.1688

>>1649
>>1651
>>1657
>>1662
>serbian
>uses shit latin, instead of glorious Cyrilic
Славгодс, ви лост…

Zaryan 10/19/23 (Thu) 08:58:32 No.1689

>>1688
Ит'с овер

Zaryan 10/19/23 (Thu) 10:01:09 No.1696

>>1688
ајм а лејзи фак енд и донт вант ту чеинџ мај киборд сетингз

Zaryan 10/19/23 (Thu) 10:11:14 No.1701

>>1696
Ок бът некст тайм, трай то нот бе а селфиш литъл нигър енд юз ди онли валид алфабет. ви аре нот католикс.

Zaryan 10/24/23 (Tue) 00:49:35 No.2143

>>1701
трву

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Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 22:13:03 No.2134 [Reply]

Never noticed that the juice box mymy dropped in Deel 4 can actually be seen in the shot where maya is asking for help
Bravo Massa

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 22:45:52 No.2136

I always found it a bit weird how Mymy's juice bottle has a Dutch waffle on it, does she just drink the waffle syrup or something?

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 22:50:41 No.2138

>>2136
undeniably

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 22:59:36 No.2139

>>2138
Makes sence. She is the type of girl to drink pure sugar.

Zaryan 10/24/23 (Tue) 00:00:24 No.2140

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>>2136
De energy… fuels mij

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massa 'cord Zaryan 10/22/23 (Sun) 20:45:28 No.1989 [Reply]

I joined the studio massa 'cord and there's a guy in vc drawing clown porn on camera what should I do

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Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 11:06:54 No.2079

>>1994
>19k followers on X

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 11:41:43 No.2081

>>2075
zaryans won
/co/omers lost

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 12:48:42 No.2086

>>2078
the REAL Z alliance

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 19:27:28 No.2124

>>1989
>>1994
We have to clean up massacord

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 19:47:49 No.2130

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mymy at massacord HQ

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Zaryan 10/22/23 (Sun) 22:37:39 No.2008 [Reply]

If she was real (she is, take your meds) I would first kidnap her, then after I bring her home I would brutly rape her also make sure to smash her head against radiator a few times. After that I would rape her again so she goes unconscious. I would let her regain consicence a bit and after that I would again rape her and smash plates against her head so she bleeds and feels pain. After all that I would lock her up in my basement feeding her so she barely survives and also making sure to occasionally rape her while breaking her limbs and parts of her body. She deserves all that.

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Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 14:40:02 No.2091

>>2090
ganna need a citation on that one

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 18:55:49 No.2119

Up

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 19:12:49 No.2121

>>2091
Maya is a direct descendant of Oscar Dirlewanger which explains her love towards Hitler

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 19:28:24 No.2125

>>2121
uhm, sweetie, thats an "assertion" not a "citation"
try again

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 19:35:00 No.2126

>>2121
how dfoes that explain TSD?

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Template for pixelplanet Zaryan 10/22/23 (Sun) 14:48:47 No.1962 [Reply]

I hope the image saved correctly, still not sure how to share templates, but this will be the image. Even if zoot doesn't uncall me a nigger, I proved that I am realchud and not a /co/ user, a /co/ user wouldn't know how the symbol is called.

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Zaryan 10/22/23 (Sun) 22:54:56 No.2011

>>1962
бля это что нахуй

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 07:08:22 No.2059

>>2011
Why not doe? We already have a black sun on planet.soyjack.in.

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 14:42:53 No.2093

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Again, i am hoping it uploaded correctly. Added text this time

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 17:11:11 No.2107

>>2093
gem
will start working on it.

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 17:54:03 No.2111

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>>2093
It's a bit weird. I think that the problem comes from the fact that you have used a croped image from the show.

If you can, try to draw it with the colors that pixelplanet uses

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Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 01:13:27 No.2039 [Reply]

Mymy's Onschatbare Offer

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Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 12:55:59 No.2087

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does anybody by any chance have the ending song (moonlight sonata cover by Massa) extended or is capable of extending it?
Would be much appreciated

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 13:30:28 No.2088

>>2087

>>1855
>>467

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 13:53:48 No.2089

>>2088
Those are just the links to the megafile, which only has the 11 second version (the one used in the video)
I was asking if there exists an extended version/if anyone could extend it

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 14:42:26 No.2092

>>2089
Im at work rn, but if you want you could probably make an extended version yourself, the instrument is Sytrus from FL Studio and the preset is named "Austrian accordion"

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 16:33:25 No.2103

oh why mymy

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Zaryan 10/20/23 (Fri) 02:04:35 No.1775 [Reply]

We should advertise the Zarty by writing the site link on bathroom stalls and walls or something.

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Zaryan 10/22/23 (Sun) 09:15:08 No.1952

>>1951
To advertise the zarty? If so, consider this:
>Time Square
>post video advertising the IB to a crowd of normalfaggots in jew york
>hardly any of them would consider joining some random site, and if they do they'd probably be deterred away from the chud shit we've got going on here.
<REDDIT SPACING
>The Sharty
>ad banner at the top exposing the IB
>chuds and soyteens are already familiar with our sense of humor here since we're one in the same
>they would not be deterred from our site unless they dislike zellig.
Only downside is the potential raids and 'p spam this could open up if more insane people are aware of this, but that's sort of the consequence you have to accept if you want any IB to get bigger.

Zaryan 10/22/23 (Sun) 09:26:30 No.1953

>>1952
You are right.

Zaryan 10/22/23 (Sun) 09:33:04 No.1954

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>>1951
Times square advertisement? I know just who to call..

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 08:34:10 No.2064

>>1775
that is such a funny idea

>>1777
okay but it would be VERY funny

>>1807
another very funny idea

>>1952
okay but a times square ad would be funnier

Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 09:36:32 No.2074

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>>2064
times square would be impossible. the restrictions are too harsh for us to post a hyperborea/chud zellig edit. The original from /co/ had to remove the scene where Mymy is about to shoot Vera with a NERF gun, because it "promoted violence".

Mutts really think that a toy gun is ganna make people on the streets go berserk and save the white race or smth.

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Missing templates, the 'lanet's last shilling campaign Zaryan 10/22/23 (Sun) 03:54:14 No.1942 [Reply]

We have done quite good for ourselves reconquering half the 'lanet for 'zelligaryans, but something always bothered me, which is the loss of some of our gems to time. I have gathered here evidence of all the old gems I could find and now I seek the zaryan responsible for them so he can give us the template to these gems so we may rebuild them on the gap cobson left inbetween Coco and the 'plier, where I believe all three can be in without issue if planned correctly.
Also, for the zaryan that made the Coco between Maya and the chilean flag, please post your template so it can be fixed if 'litrannies or frogniggers destroy it.

PS: the smiling Mymy on her desk survives on the basedjak canvas, so I don't think there's need to rebuild it on soyjak canvas.

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Zaryan 10/22/23 (Sun) 19:41:00 No.1978

>>1960
–diamond–
>>1961
geg

Zaryan 10/22/23 (Sun) 19:45:00 No.1979

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