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File: 1724159070894.png (935.83 KB, 1080x1355, mymyorange.png)

 No.36357[Reply]

Ziggers are now Zeggers
Because ziggers are left-right russians and Zeggers are trannies and niggers from xitter, bleddit and DA'COOOOOOOORD.
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 No.36452

>>36451
you're not fooling anyone, xitter larper

 No.36545

Mymy is so fucking cute

 No.36559

>>36357
mymy looks like a MLP character in this image, lol

 No.36560

File: 1724332184519.png (61.91 KB, 2048x1803, 1704578183672.png)

>>36559
everyone knows hes a trvebrqny

 No.36568

>>36559
>he doesn't know



File: 1724331642344.png (1.17 MB, 2008x1380, coal.png)

 No.36557[Reply]

NAHHHHHHH R/ZELLIG HAS GONE FERALJAK IN OHIO. WHAT 10 YEARS OF NO DEELS DOES TO A SUBREDDIT

 No.36563

Dox hoxitran and make xim delete the sub NOW MY PERSONAL ARMY

 No.36566

Why is her hand red

 No.36567

>>36566
Why is her arm missing?



File: 1724275121653.jpeg (2.66 MB, 3024x3852, IMG_4287.jpeg)

 No.36538[Reply]

>ack or something

 No.36539

File: 1724276714415.png (20.27 KB, 427x400, 53065 - SoyBooru.png)

Not my sisa…..



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 No.34955[Reply]

mymy
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 No.34961

File: 1723031709606.png (19.68 KB, 600x800, neutralmaya.png)

maya

 No.34977

The zem that made all of the 'teens seethe

 No.34985

fuck this shit, Mymy's delicious flat chest is better than this cowslop

 No.35255


 No.36469

>>34985
i agree



File: 1722811936415.jpeg (346 KB, 1536x2048, IMG_8731.jpeg)

 No.34799[Reply]

This is Mymy’s VA btw

I did it even know she had a Xitter https://x.com/_yuripurin?s=21&t=tPU0epm9VzYuP6WmvYHrBQ
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 No.34950

>>34853
>>34855
unironically do this
the zarty will shut down in september anyway, we gotta shoot our shot o algo

 No.36045

>>34950
snopes verified?

 No.36048


 No.36049

>>36048
meds and sproke, it's not getting closed

 No.36462

OMGSISA



File: 1723866878669.png (25.26 KB, 437x699, Untitled3_20240816134403.png)

 No.36100[Reply]

Drawing of my beautiful wife dressed as my favorite pest exterminator

 No.36461

File: 1724240339510.jpg (197.67 KB, 4062x2097, John Fallout.jpg)

>ok cool nice art



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 No.6500[Reply]

What would her personality be like?

 No.6502

probably like mymy but less autismo

 No.6553

asian mommy dommy

 No.6554

File: 1704288808267.png (89.82 KB, 247x255, 1697988801972.png)


 No.36110

up

 No.36460

>>6553
this so much this



File: 1718546242650.png (1.27 MB, 1730x1308, Screenshot 2024-06-16 at 9….png)

 No.27714[Reply]


(translated to english)

Santiago Martín in conversation with Mass Grave
Name: Mass grave
Place of residence: Roermond, 1994
Born: Roermond
Horoscope: Aries
Education: Currently 6th year Atheneum
Occupation: Student
Comics:
Dirkjan: hilarious, Dutch, attractive drawing style and not dependent on satire and current events.
Sequential Art, a British webcomic that has everything: humor, style, character and cat/squirrel girls.
Juul's comics on StripSter. Always something to look forward to on Saturdays.
Music:
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.35664

>>35662
Put this on our wiki instead

 No.35665

>>35662
Put this on our wiki instead

 No.35715

>>35665
Actual better idea of zoiets ty for mogging me

 No.35716

>>35715
Just copy the whole page from soyjak wiki and nobody would notice it

 No.36457

og link?



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 No.36297[Reply]

Is there a lore reason why Maya's parents didn't give birth to another child but were able to adopt 2 girls? Does he have erectile dysfunction?
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 No.36330

>>36325
He's working in the brimstone mines, poor man is forced to spent whole days on the froot's sharty.

 No.36331

>>36329
Thanks For the Name, You son of a bitch.

 No.36388

>>36314
erm bleaching is based

 No.36392

>>36388
HIRYK

 No.36411

>>36329
RetardGODS win



File: 1724078846766.png (14.08 KB, 379x288, 2024-08-15_18-26_1.png)

 No.36248[Reply]

i have 40gb of unique zellig images
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 No.36316

>>36296
>truthnOke

 No.36345

what are you, upscaling them to 8k? I refuse to believe theres so many zellig images existing that would add up to 40gb

 No.36346

>>36345
TSMT, only viable explanation, 5gb of all content is more realistic even including nsfw. I think Zoot say on one thread the whole board is like 40gb or so.

 No.36348

>>36345
There's probably videos and AI audio included too saar
Along with /co/ shit that's not brimstone porn

 No.36350

>>36345
>12465 files
>~3 mib per file



File: 1724070811759.gif (585.51 KB, 253x253, spinning-mymy-ongezellig.gif)

 No.36219[Reply]

what a dead nigger of a website
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 No.36224

>>36223
nuzartycaca shitted up with citing

 No.36225

36224
gringo award

 No.36309

what a live aryan of a website

 No.36313

>>36219
i think hoplessposters need to die

 No.36340

What an alive aryan website



File: 1704579575414.png (1.38 MB, 1420x888, Mijak.png)

 No.6711[Reply]

New 'stone just dropped

 No.6714

>>6711
New variant to defeat Cobsom

 No.6715

File: 1704582455620.png (27.87 KB, 775x1127, 1704480279771.png)

>>6714
<IK BEN GOD HIER.

 No.36108

up

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 No.35955[Reply]

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 No.36183

File: 1723982829309.jpg (84.15 KB, 943x1024, Fa9wGfWXwAAUM_L.jpg)

>no I'm just a nigger

 No.36212

This could be perfectly the jimmy arc in gta 5

 No.36220

op here im a nazi femboy :3

 No.36270

Xhe removed all xis zellig related media

 No.36273

>>36270
Another one bites the dust



File: 1703281595384.jpg (112.46 KB, 1080x535, Peak_autism.jpg)

 No.5861[Reply]

One day.
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 No.5869

File: 1703307291783.gif (1.29 MB, 210x280, 1700010645671.gif)

Now make one with coco

 No.5875

File: 1703342317268.png (12.59 KB, 750x442, Untitled582_20231219210235.png)

>>A cloud of dust has set on this thread

 No.5949

File: 1703350163987.jpg (175.75 KB, 1364x1067, Cobes.jpg)

>i ride bike

 No.36227

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 No.36228

>>12
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aaacccck



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 No.36103[Reply]

Here’s my attempt at creating our perfect orange tulip in Crusader Kings 3. The next step is annexation of Belgium and gaining independence from the HRE.
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 No.36115

Xhe looks somewhat tranny kek

 No.36119

>>36103
CK3 is trooncore. Real gamers only play CK2

 No.36151

>>36119
>[slop i dont like] is trooncore. Real gamers (like me) only play [slop i like]

 No.36152

>>36119
CK2 is trooncore. Real gamers only play with themselves

 No.36154

File: 1723936516312.jpg (77.16 KB, 696x1024, 1699322587796.jpg)

>[slop i dont like] is trooncore. Real gamers (like me) only play [slop i like]



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 No.34948[Reply]

If the Zarty does get shut down, why don’t we all just move back to /qa/?
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 No.36079

File: 1723851724551.jpg (1.06 MB, 2160x1080, Arthur sage.jpg)


 No.36083

>>36079
>didn't sage
sage

 No.36084

File: 1723853365504.jpg (731.48 KB, 1407x1080, gated.jpg)


 No.36093

File: 1723861584395.webm (416.39 KB, 408x480, it weren't us who changed.webm)


 No.36112

File: 1723884713887.jpg (455.88 KB, 1080x1403, up marston.jpg)




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 No.18374[Reply]

Is there a canon weight of all characters? I know they have their height said somewhere but do they have the weight defined?
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 No.18440

>>18378
nigga I know a bitch who is taller and fatter than coco and she's ~65kg. they're all skinny bitches, drop at least 5 kilos off each of em and make vera 20 because of her smoking-induced hollow bones.

 No.18469

>>18440
Muscles weight more than fat THOUGH

 No.18505

>>18386
Dutch height genes.

 No.36107

up

 No.36111

File: 1723884637367.jpg (455.88 KB, 1080x1403, up marston.jpg)




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 No.35915[Reply]

Probably because I am a genuine schizo and a retarded loser, but Mymy has genuinely made my life better. I started going to the gym around 8 months ago. I have cut out a lot of unhealthy shit from my diet. I have been meditating every day to help clear my mind of sin. Anytime I am in a situation when im being a lazy fucking bastard I think "What would Mymy say to me" and she would say "Get your fucking faggot loser ass up!" Kill mymyabusers. Behead mymyabusers.

 No.35921

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 No.35926

>>35915 glad to see zaryans in the gym, theres no reason to be unfit as a male

 No.36098

File: 1723866673466.png (33.32 KB, 590x590, Untitled2_20240718004143.png)

SAME! I love her so much

 No.36104

>>36098
truth mymy is gift



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 No.1287[Reply]

We should get this guy to do a chudbob version of the zellig girls, or something. Dude seems to have the editing skillz for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c7zlMQpW68
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 No.36067

>>35996
maybe the necrobumping but fortunately I have no sexual attraction to a 16 year old school girl

 No.36069

>>35977
Love yourself aryanbumping cocoDEITY

 No.36071

File: 1723850670818.webm (3.89 MB, 256x144, gay erb.webm)

>>>35996
>maybe the necrobumping but fortunately I have no sexual attraction to a 16 year old school girl

 No.36091

File: 1723858742646.webm (470.32 KB, 1280x720, rigma-.webm)

>>>36071
>>>>>>35996
>>maybe the necrobumping but fortunately I have no sexual attraction to a 16 year old school girl

 No.36094

File: 1723863026929.webm (203.47 KB, 640x360, oh nigga you gay.webm)

>>36091
fail quote



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 No.36000[Reply]

Howdy sigmas
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 No.36053

>>36050
then sit there lol
>>36051
this geg

 No.36055

>>36051
if so, then we are the same
Shemmy is cool but Zarty is better

 No.36062

File: 1723849564108.png (116.8 KB, 884x490, Screenshot 2024-08-17 at 0….png)

Twice the shemmy's pph btw

 No.36066

>>36062
Geg, shemmydeities uses our site, i guess

 No.36085

>>36062
What site



File: 1723773790126.png (43.32 KB, 574x178, get.png)

 No.35899[Reply]

I stole their GET GEEEEEEEEG.
https://www.28chan.org/board/a/res/666.html
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 No.35911

>>35910
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

 No.35912

File: 1723777991739.png (7.78 KB, 883x115, ClipboardImage.png)

nah blud they mad ahhh hell

 No.35913

>>35912
L rizz ahh vibes

 No.35951

>>35910
what thread?

 No.35952

>>35951
nvm found it

good job king



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 No.35916[Reply]

 No.35917

File: 1723783045483.jpg (131.82 KB, 870x1024, 1705105056845862.jpg)

NAS win albeit, but still, Zaryans literally cannot stop winning

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 No.35924

>>35916
GEMERALD I KNEEL

 No.35943

applause



File: 1723763941000.webm (17.2 MB, 1080x1920, save soyzellig dot party.webm)

 No.35873[Reply]

SAVE SOYZELLIG.PARTY
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 No.35928

File: 1723808341099.png (948.21 KB, 1004x772, Maya_searching_for_goon_ca….png)

>>35875
But what we are undestanding as gooning?
Is this simple masturbation once a day or two a week or is it stroking dick for 8 hours everyday?

 No.35929

>>35928
Any and all sexual self-pleasuring, in this context, is gooning.

 No.35932

>>35928
sexual stuff is for making babies so masturbating is a selfish sin which some consider to be really bad sins, in a way its worse than having casual sex because at least casual sex could result in a baby.
i remember reading about this in an old christian book but they worded it much better than me

 No.35934

File: 1723815947335.png (77.1 KB, 430x400, perrojak failing in school.png)

>But what we are understanding as gooning?

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 No.21988[Reply]

i love fans
i love the feeling of a fan blowing at my skin, and also the sound is very calm and relaxing
for like, 5 years now i havent been able to get a good nights sleep without a fan on
i got a brand new one the other day and im happier than ever

(no this isnt a fetish, i just really like fans)
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 No.22082

up

 No.22167

>>22023
gemmy

 No.35790

File: 1723748690762.png (799.01 KB, 800x1132, GTOVumyWcAAchyW.png)

i love fans too i always have mine running 24/7 im addicted to white noise

 No.35794

>>35790
Glistening Gemstone 💎

 No.35898

>>35790
Cringe daydreaming BRIMSTONE



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 No.35498[Reply]

Now. Who amongst you is an edger, and who is a gooner?
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 No.35825

>>35823
I guess I could. The reason I don't is just because people seem to hate namefags

 No.35826

>>35824
we can tell its u doe

 No.35827

File: 1723755221787.jpg (109.15 KB, 1170x611, wth you talking about cowp….jpg)

>>35825
It's called avatarfag, it's practically the same as namefag

 No.35828

>>35824
He recognized me from the way I type or maybe from the GDL poster. Not from my IP. I use a VPN anyway so my IP changes multiple times a day

 No.35858

>/zellig/ pph rise thanks to shemmyDEITIES after shemmy's /zellig/ is locked
Another zarty win



File: 1723753614670.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 297.16 KB, 897x1689, IMG_0687.jpeg)

 No.35806[Reply]

i look retarded

joe

 No.35831

are you a man or woman



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 No.35714[Reply]

Did you know that 'leno created a /zellig/ hidden board?
>pic is unrelated o algo
https://soygem.party/zellig/
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 No.35792

File: 1723749034000.png (15.55 KB, 442x504, whatthefuck.png)


 No.35793

File: 1723749626708.png (363.85 KB, 575x509, 1723634806577.png)

>>35791
me too but all good things must come to an end. idk why they hate us so much, maybe its because we really love to be retarded

 No.35795

File: 1723750147513.gif (31.9 KB, 442x504, berrymy color.gif)


 No.35796

>>35787
>hidden board immediately becomes the second most active board on the site
>lock it
>staffcacas wonder why pph is so low when they keep making kneejerk decisions

 No.35797

>>35714
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, IT REDIRECTS TO /SOY/ NOW GEEEEEEEG



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 No.35137[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nWAZApHgRg

OH I'M ANTI-ZARTYCUCK, YES I'M ANTI-ZARTYCUCK
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 No.35688

Need that "OH MY GOD" audioclip

 No.35698

File: 1723647930706.png (88.86 KB, 561x466, 13-12-35-1717927575025q.png)

>OH I'M ANTI-ZARTYCUCK, YES I'M ANTI-ZARTYCUCK

 No.35700

File: 1723656762784.mp3 (42.56 KB, ohmygod3.mp3)


 No.35727

>level is an ex chvd baiting us to 'ox him and raid him so xe can cry on xitter and 'tube going viral and sending 1000s of 'tube cacas and xitter immigrants to the zarty therfore outnumbers trueGODS


do not get baited

 No.35729

>>35727
>le Reddit space



File: 1723447504813.webm (15.39 MB, 1920x1080, zartywon.webm)

 No.35519[Reply]

Zem?
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 No.35602

This thread is so fun to read

 No.35603

>>35601
Even if Windows removed all the spyware Linvx would still be superior.

 No.35604

File: 1723518575768.png (115.83 KB, 522x747, kocCUDA.png)

>Wait, what does it mean that Mint Linux resetted my whole PC and cleared all of the data?
>AND it also keeps looping???
>But the Indian tech guy on YouTube told me Linux was the based optionerino for an OS

 No.35605

>>35604
Never happened award.

 No.35677




File: 1723583950252.png (1.16 MB, 1280x720, I worked for studio massa,….png)

 No.35667[Reply]

Coming soon

 No.35671

>even though studio massa is only one person

 No.35672

>>35671
>xe doesn't know about about the other animators that helped him
OHNONONONONO ZELLIGCACAS, ARE YOU FO' SHIZZLE????? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

 No.35674

>>35672
>helped
>but not worked for studio massa

 No.35676

>>35674
<I got harassed, beaten and raped when I helped Weinstein
>Okay sweety, but you only helped him, not work for him. So your cries don't matter



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