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Zaryan 12/11/23 (Mon) 22:43:41 No.5258[Reply]

is using tuxler worth it to bypass sharty permabans

Zaryan ## Mod 12/11/23 (Mon) 23:19:23 No.5259

Moved to >>>/qa/1452.

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Zaryan 12/11/23 (Mon) 19:58:16 No.5255 [Reply]

bye

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Zaryan 12/08/23 (Fri) 04:40:56 No.5098 [Reply]

>I remember life before the war… there was so much I took for granted…

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NÖOK 12/09/23 (Sat) 22:26:31 No.5187

Mymys theatre training paid off..

Zaryan 12/10/23 (Sun) 01:09:03 No.5192

With maya at the russian side they victory is certain

PinoyGOD 12/10/23 (Sun) 01:18:29 No.5193

>>5187
Mymy's a theatre kid???? Like me???? 🤯

Zaryan 12/10/23 (Sun) 22:42:58 No.5230

>>5098
Frog wars

Zaryan 12/10/23 (Sun) 23:55:20 No.5235

>>5192
>russian side
>he doesn't know

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just hacked a 'blox account and group Zaryan 12/10/23 (Sun) 16:27:43 No.5213 [Reply]

join: https://www.roblox.com/groups/13975436/the-Jenna-invaders#!/about

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NÖOK 12/10/23 (Sun) 18:30:47 No.5219

Zelligsec?

Zaryan 12/10/23 (Sun) 18:34:27 No.5220

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the hacker known as zarty

Zaryan 12/10/23 (Sun) 22:09:16 No.5226

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>>5217
>j****g

Zaryan 12/10/23 (Sun) 22:10:45 No.5227

>>5217
>least retarded skid

even tho we use our own logger and dont get it from shitty vermillion sites

Zaryan 12/10/23 (Sun) 22:13:48 No.5228

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>>5226
wrong account hold on

>>5227
heres the actual password moron, not " j * * * * g

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Zaryan 10/23/23 (Mon) 15:39:48 No.2099 [Reply]

How many times should I smash her head against radiator while assraping xer without killing xer? (0 isnt answer)

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Zaryan 10/31/23 (Tue) 01:54:16 No.2880

>>2108
post xer dox or something like that

Zaryan 11/06/23 (Mon) 06:46:55 No.3361

>>2108
kill rapeniggers but at the same time please don't bring the janny cancer over here of posting random users' post history

Zaryan 11/06/23 (Mon) 07:51:02 No.3382

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>>3361
Xoot leak this antirapeniggers post history

Zoot ## Admin 11/06/23 (Mon) 16:12:23 No.3404

>>3382
It's full of coal. You don't want to see it.

Zaryan 12/10/23 (Sun) 11:07:29 No.5205

>>2099
Any number < 0 because swabag

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msunday mario 12/04/23 (Mon) 18:34:29 No.5020 [Reply]

career ending gem coming

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Zaryan 12/06/23 (Wed) 03:06:14 No.5052

>>5021
tsmt

Zaryan 12/07/23 (Thu) 15:46:59 No.5059

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doxx and kill this nigger immediately

Zaryan 12/09/23 (Sat) 11:14:41 No.5150

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>>5020
who is he?

Zaryan 12/09/23 (Sat) 13:46:20 No.5161

>>5150
some dude that made a zellig iceberg video and didn't mention the sharty or zarty at all.

Zaryan 12/09/23 (Sat) 18:29:06 No.5176

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>>5161
he also sperged out over basic shit as if it was traumatizing like the Soot grt me zolpiden video
>On first view this seems like a mental breakdown in video format!!!

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Zaryan 12/09/23 (Sat) 14:55:24 No.5163 [Reply]

WE ARE NVMBER ONE! HEY!

Zaryan 12/09/23 (Sat) 16:10:41 No.5166

Gemeral! the VA inbetween the song can be edited a bit.

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Zaryan 12/07/23 (Thu) 23:01:26 No.5070 [Reply]

i love maya

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PinoyGOD 12/06/23 (Wed) 11:37:47 No.5053 [Reply]

Planning on using this song for our first ever Soyzellig Music Video. Any ideas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHotXbGZiFY

Zaryan 12/06/23 (Wed) 14:42:52 No.5054

>>5053
use the full uncensored nickacado asshole pic at this part
https://youtu.be/xHotXbGZiFY?feature=shared&t=21

Zaryan 12/06/23 (Wed) 16:09:24 No.5055

>>5054
Don't do this

Zaryan 12/06/23 (Wed) 19:21:10 No.5056

>>5054
Do this

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Zaryan 12/04/23 (Mon) 19:09:44 No.5023 [Reply]

new toss

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Zaryan 12/05/23 (Tue) 06:14:45 No.5038

I wonder who coco fought for in the great donbas war?

Zaryan 12/05/23 (Tue) 23:06:51 No.5043

>>5038
'zov brigade

Zaryan 12/06/23 (Wed) 01:01:19 No.5049

>the 'zarty is just reposting 'cuck posts now
It's truly and fully over

Zaryan 12/06/23 (Wed) 01:03:45 No.5050

>>5049
chill my nigger, do you expect people to drop gems 24/7?

Zaryan 12/06/23 (Wed) 01:46:55 No.5051

>>5023
>When she realized ukraine wouldn't fall
xoxol hands wrote this

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Zaryan 12/05/23 (Tue) 02:54:25 No.5031 [Reply]

Classic Foenkie moment

PinoyGOD 12/05/23 (Tue) 05:30:55 No.5034

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Zaryan 12/05/23 (Tue) 06:07:48 No.5037

Someone kill this fucking nigger PLEASE

Zaryan 12/05/23 (Tue) 08:50:23 No.5040

Could someone please dig into his account and try to find more disgusting shit and dirt on him? I dont have twitter, otherwise I'd do it myself.

PinoyGOD 12/05/23 (Tue) 10:58:19 No.5041

>>5040
Use Nitter
https://nitter.net/darkiethehalo

Zaryan 12/05/23 (Tue) 14:38:45 No.5042

dox rape kill now

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Zaryan 12/05/23 (Tue) 03:52:39 No.5032 [Reply]

https://youtu.be/OK9F8IVb4Iw?si=AZRnIjTFA_iMLYg0
OMG, XER VOICE (Mymy's) IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!!!

PinoyGOD 12/05/23 (Tue) 05:27:20 No.5033

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>>5032
THIS IS MYMY???

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Zaryan 12/04/23 (Mon) 02:42:05 No.4925 [Reply]

>The right man in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world

Zaryan 12/04/23 (Mon) 03:06:21 No.4926

Gem

PinoyGOD 12/04/23 (Mon) 04:18:52 No.4997

>>4925
Half Life: Gemerald 2 when

Zaryan 12/04/23 (Mon) 04:41:02 No.4998

cool

Zaryan 12/04/23 (Mon) 05:54:34 No.5005

<Maya you lousy motherfucker. Get your DORK ASS back to the computer and finish your presentation before I shove this musket up your ass. AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE OCTOPUS

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Chud 10/05/23 (Thu) 19:29:52 No.634 [Reply]

https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/139806775#p139817019
4/co/troons noticed us
SHILL the ib by telling them to look it up on the soyjak wiki or by cryptic messages like "S()y is the essence of Zellig. Dot dolly doll, we are having a Party, and you are invited" beware of 4cuck jannies they will ban you for /qa/ culture

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Zaryan 12/03/23 (Sun) 02:08:55 No.4889

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Leadersistas…

Zaryan 12/03/23 (Sun) 02:11:29 No.4890

>>4889
For context, check the replies until you reach the "first image": https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/140855169#p140953651

Zaryan 12/03/23 (Sun) 02:46:12 No.4891

>>4890
>>4889
someone compile relevant replies to make comprehensive slander material

Zaryan 12/03/23 (Sun) 16:07:56 No.4914

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>>4889
Noa, dutch_asocialite, wants to be babied?
Chuds, chuds, this is normal behaviour for all leaders!
See:
-Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
-Homelander from "The Boys"
-Alex from "A Clockwork Orange"
-Jesus Christ from "The Bible" (Incels beware)
-Shinji lastname from "Neon Genesis Evangelion"

Wanting to be coddled and having your nappy changed by a higher authority figure is a side effect of being a natural born leader.

mario 12/03/23 (Sun) 18:14:31 No.4916

>>4915
gezellig gem

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Zaryan 12/02/23 (Sat) 19:13:15 No.4822 [Reply]

who did this?

Zaryan 12/02/23 (Sat) 20:20:22 No.4838

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found it
https://ifunny.co/picture/join-soyzellig-party-now-oKl4VQqxA

Zaryan 12/03/23 (Sun) 00:00:59 No.4886

ifunniers are kinda keyed so whatever

Zaryan 12/03/23 (Sun) 08:34:06 No.4910

>>4886
the app is turning to twitter 2.0 doe ever

Zaryan 12/03/23 (Sun) 10:14:29 No.4913

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>The most confusing site I've been to lol

Zaryan 12/02/23 (Sat) 21:14:54 No.4860 [Reply]

>doesn't even stick around after deleting the first wave of spam
dock his pay(Thanks a lot, now they've halved my salary)

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Zaryan 12/02/23 (Sat) 19:31:15 No.4825 [Reply]

hello this is my first time posting here or something

Zaryan 12/02/23 (Sat) 19:54:42 No.4828

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Zaryan 12/02/23 (Sat) 18:53:23 No.4819 [Reply]

it works again?

Zaryan 12/02/23 (Sat) 19:02:17 No.4821

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Yep!

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NÖOK 11/30/23 (Thu) 19:27:29 No.4798 [Reply]

How was ur day today? did you do anything?

mario 11/30/23 (Thu) 19:58:20 No.4799

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<did you do anything

Zaryan 11/30/23 (Thu) 21:05:34 No.4801

>>4798
I woke up, browsed the sharty and played vidya for like 8 hours and went back to bed

Zaryan 12/01/23 (Fri) 08:44:01 No.4810

I played fortnite because I wanted to get the eminem skin but then when I checked the store he wasn't there anymore but then I came back later and he's there again but I didn't wanna play fortnite then so I still have to buy him but I'm 10 vbucks short and I don't wanna grind the battle pass

Zaryan 12/01/23 (Fri) 08:46:12 No.4811

I played fortnite because I wanted to get the eminem skin but then when I checked the store he wasn't there anymore but then I came back later and he's there again but I didn't wanna play fortnite then so I still have to buy him but I'm 10 vbucks short and I don't wanna grind the battle pass because I don't like fortnite all that much anymore

Zaryan 12/01/23 (Fri) 08:51:30 No.4812

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I played fortnite because I wanted to get the eminem skin but then when I checked the store he wasn't there anymore but then I came back later and he's there again but I didn't wanna play fortnite then so I still have to buy him but I'm 10 vbucks short and I don't wanna grind the battle pass because I don't like fortnite all that much anymore

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Zaryan 11/29/23 (Wed) 23:48:19 No.4786 [Reply]

New 'lig lore dropped

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Zaryan 11/30/23 (Thu) 13:44:26 No.4791

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>>4786
wow cleaning your hair makes them cleaner OOOOOOOMGSISA

Zaryan 11/30/23 (Thu) 16:11:12 No.4793

>MayARYAN has lighter natural hair than Mymy alongside having green eyes
mymysisters, what the FUCK is this????

Zaryan 11/30/23 (Thu) 18:48:48 No.4796

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>>4793
>Massa's scheermes: de meest deprimerende verklaring is waarschijnlijk de beste
>ENG: Massa's Razor: the most depressing explanation is probably the best
>Maya has green eyes and hazel hair underneath
>Her mom has brown eyes and black hair
Mayabros, the Step-Mother Theory is starting to sound less like a joke right now…

Zaryan 11/30/23 (Thu) 20:36:05 No.4800

>>4796
wouldn't it make more sense that Maya's dad is white and she is from the Indo ethnic group? It would make sense too since she's very defensive about being from Brabant

Zaryan 11/30/23 (Thu) 21:07:01 No.4802

>>4800
Either or, really. He could be Indo or white and married and reproduced with another Indo or white woman, who died and got remarried with another Indo.

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Zaryan 11/29/23 (Wed) 20:03:58 No.4782 [Reply]

>Be indonesian
>Watch Ongezellig due to sharty shills
>Instantly hooked by the series
>Reminded my country being colonized by both and the references
>Doesn't feel anything wrong

I wish there's personality swap within Coco and Mymy

Zaryan 11/29/23 (Wed) 20:23:20 No.4783

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If mymy swapped personalities with coco, than she wouldn't be orange

Zaryan 11/29/23 (Wed) 20:28:40 No.4784

>>4783
>Trad culturally shock Japanese
>Nationalist Aryan Blonde

Sounds like a win to me

PinoyGOD 11/29/23 (Wed) 22:17:28 No.4785

>>4782
Nawwww blud got blackpilled ☠️☠️☠️ it's over ngmi 😭😭😭

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PinoyGOD 11/29/23 (Wed) 10:48:57 No.4779 [Reply]

New toss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaREmOUJTEk

Zaryan 11/29/23 (Wed) 16:58:41 No.4780

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Just watched it, gemmy video as always Mr. L. And thanks for the Zarty shill in the vid too

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music is a drug mario 11/28/23 (Tue) 17:58:36 No.4760 [Reply]

>i LOVE blasting music through my headphones all day every day!
>music makes me not worry about a single little thing!
>it stops the negative thoughts and the voices in my head

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Zaryan 11/29/23 (Wed) 00:15:02 No.4771

>>4769
Forgot the punctuation and capitalization.

Zaryan 11/29/23 (Wed) 00:29:20 No.4772

>>4770
The same way you wanted me to catch drifts, nigger

Zaryan 11/29/23 (Wed) 00:40:42 No.4773

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>>4772
Nigger, I will let you know that my activity of "catching drifts" was used as an expresion by the high ranks amongst the Victorian era aristocracy. Your "catching of literacy" was probably made up by some gypsy from your neighborhood. I am sorry that you and your tribesmen can only come up with random niggerbabble, instead of trying to learn the language of the aryan with whatever braincells you people still have left!

Zaryan 11/29/23 (Wed) 01:45:17 No.4774

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>Nigger, I will let you know that my activity of "catching drifts" was used as an expresion by the high ranks amongst the Victorian era aristocracy. Your "catching of literacy" was probably made up by some gypsy from your neighborhood. I am sorry that you and your tribesmen can only come up with random niggerbabble, instead of trying to learn the language of the aryan with whatever braincells you people still have left!

Zaryan 11/29/23 (Wed) 05:27:59 No.4777

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>>4760
>>4761
Baseert en Talibangepild

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mario 11/27/23 (Mon) 16:30:23 No.4736 [Reply]

<Nothing personal Maya, I'm just somewhat exalted for the most important day of the year!
>mymy, its novemb-
<CHRISTMAS EVENING!!!

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Zaryan 11/28/23 (Tue) 04:49:43 No.4751

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>>4736
Quality came out ass with ffmpeg for some reason, so here's the .wav for mario if he sees it

Zaryan 11/28/23 (Tue) 04:51:58 No.4752

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>>4751
why aren't you posting these gems on the sharty doe?

Zaryan 11/28/23 (Tue) 05:04:04 No.4753

>>4752
Just did https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/135292.html#q207256

Zaryan 11/28/23 (Tue) 05:10:44 No.4754

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>>4753
Splendid

mario 11/28/23 (Tue) 08:25:34 No.4758

>>4751
GEM

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PinoyGOD 11/28/23 (Tue) 06:43:38 No.4755 [Reply]

GEEEEEEEEEG

Zaryan 11/28/23 (Tue) 06:51:58 No.4756

Geg

Zaryan 11/28/23 (Tue) 07:21:54 No.4757

Unexpected considering soywiki is no longer the first result

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Zaryan 11/26/23 (Sun) 13:49:37 No.4708 [Reply]

>Vera might actually be a slav
Verabros… is this the Slavic representation we could've asked for?

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Zaryan 11/26/23 (Sun) 21:35:43 No.4724

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Vera is a slav who fought in donbass. 𝙁𝘼𝘾𝙏

Zaryan 11/26/23 (Sun) 23:14:10 No.4727

>>4724
artwork by massa btw

Zaryan 11/27/23 (Mon) 21:54:13 No.4744

Mainland Germanics, and Dutchmen especially, are second only to (low-class) Americans in giving people ideosyncratic names. I wouldn't read too much into anyone's name.

Zaryan 11/27/23 (Mon) 23:31:20 No.4745

she pretty much has the mannerisms of a babushka

Zaryan 11/28/23 (Tue) 02:31:17 No.4749

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>Mainland Germanics, and Dutchmen especially, are second only to (low-class) Americans in giving people ideosyncratic names. I wouldn't read too much into anyone's name.

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Zaryan 11/25/23 (Sat) 17:05:15 No.4558 [Reply]

which one of you GENIUSES figured the best place to advertise the zarty would be the fucking 'cuck. I would have been hard pressed to find a worse audience to shill to. Who's the culprit, I WANT NAMES!

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Zaryan 11/26/23 (Sun) 16:59:29 No.4717

.

Zaryan 11/26/23 (Sun) 18:11:15 No.4719

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