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 No.20343[Reply]

I lift for Mymy
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 No.25437

>>20392
Kill yourself. I am not just saying that as an insult or a way to express disapproval, I genuinely mean that you should commit suicide. Please, I'm begging you to kill yourself

 No.25456

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>>25437
>Kill yourself. I am not just saying that as an insult or a way to express disapproval, I genuinely mean that you should commit suicide. Please, I'm begging you to kill yourself

 No.25457

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>>25437
request declined i will stalk and harrass women instead

 No.25472

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>>20392
>imagine raping her

 No.25498

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>>20354
𝗢𝗠𝗚𝗦𝗜𝗦𝗔



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 No.25410[Reply]

mymy doodle
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 No.25474

>>25473
omgsisa

 No.25483

>>25470
do (You) mean "noughties"?

 No.25484

>>25419
>>25470
what are the other naughties?

 No.25485

>>25484
i think >>25419 thought "early naughties cartoons" meant porn or something

 No.25493

>>25483
Oh Fuck yeah you're right. I'm retarded (I'm not ESL i swear please don't respond with that brown ESL jak)



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 No.25487[Reply]

im going to bomb the white house
june 1st 2024
trump2024

 No.25488

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idc nigga LOL

 No.25489

>>25487
Nothing ever happens



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 No.25464[Reply]

I had this really weird sorta dream last night where I was at school just fooling around. at one point though during this dream I would be inside a classroom walking to a trash bin to throw something away. As I threw the trash I had I would accidently throw this tv remote that was apparently important that I needed to pull it out the trash bin. When I reached to grab the remote I would notice that there was bands of Dutch money that just so happen to be in the trash. My eyes would flare up instantly as I knew I was RICH! I remember quickly turning to my teacher who just so happened to be Massa himself. I quickly went up to him with the gazillion euros I found, asking Massa if he can take the euros and transfer it into usd like his some magic man or something. Massa looked slightly old and he was also bald but I was still some how able to assume that it was Massa. Massa would respond to me in kindness saying "yes my child you can transfer this money into usd, meet me later after class so we can arrange things" (idk if thats accurate but he said some shit like that). I never really got those euros transferred within my dream but later on after that encounter I was walking out of this other classroom and as I was passing by the class Massa was teaching in I saw him yelling at some kids to get to where they were supposed to be. I would end up telling him to stfu as I passed by since I found it annoying but yea that was my strange dream I had where Massa would end up being in.

 No.25465

i like your blog!

 No.25478

absolutely liminal and bonechilling

 No.25480

I once had a dream I was in school listening to jordan peterson's lecture (in like a collage amphitheater even doe I was in highschool), some of his usual pretentious dribble, this was back when I listened to his youtube videos. After the lecture I was in a classroom (don't know how I got there) and there was some janitor cleaning with his back turned to me. Something clicked in my mind and suddenly I was holding a chainsaw and I just knew what I had to do. I revved up the chainsaw and buried it in his shoulder, it went smooth trough him like butter, getting hold up on his spine for a couple seconds, shaking violently, until it broke it and continued out the other end. The guy cut in half, a total bloodbath, and I hear jordan peterson walking down the hall, he peeks into the classroom to tell me something, I lean against the door in a very comical manner, to block the view of the blood pool and corpse behind me. He's explaining something to me and I'm just nodding my head hoping he doesn't see what's behind me. Bizarre fuckin dream

 No.25482

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i remember having a dream where i was just having a fun time at some sort of fair/carnival, then my dream just suddenly cut to some guy being beheaded with a fucking machete. i heard the screams when the executioner started to slowly cut, and it sounded so real. my own dream literally pulled a fucking bait and switch on me. i woke up instantly in cold sweat, jolted up, and just sat there



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 No.22176[Reply]

This thread is for all the zariyans who want to improve there lives and are sick of frying there brains with the modern addictions of man. Post progress and thoughts here.
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 No.25358

>>25312
We simply haven't done it yet. As for the free will, its existence doesn't entail the impossibility of persuasion, after all it just means the lack of determinism in action and what action a free person chooses is based on what information he has.

 No.25382

>>24597
>>25320

I detest everything you say and believe, some of the greatest men in history started out as weak little wimps. I've seen men who were just as blackpilled and retarted as you transform into literal gods who drown in Pussy and cash. Your the biggest faggot of all if you believe we should just give up if were not born with sigma genetics, pick up a bible and put down your bottle of soylent.

 No.25417

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>>25320
>I detest everything you say and believe
>Your the biggest faggot of all if you believe we should just give up if were not born with sigma genetics, pick up a bible and put down your bottle of soylent.
Peak soy energy

>some of the greatest men in history started out as weak little wimps

Yeah like Jeremy Meeks, oh wait he is a handsome criminal so the world bends to his will while you cope and rot.

 No.25447

sage

 No.25481

>>25320
If I was a pajeet like you I'd agree 100% but I'm white



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 No.25318[Reply]

Does anyone have the English Version of this on hand please?
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 No.25449

bro i hate sports

 No.25450

While you waste your teenage years on memes and energy drink for fourth-year Coco Schoppenboer himself to a reserve position in the youth team of Dutch women's rugby scrummed. What followed was an explosive telephone conversation with the exotic blonde: her phone exploded. Order of the day, she sighs: "'the same thing every Sunday. The cheerful Culture and Society student has had a special childhood behind her. Coco (née Potgieter) practiced her first dropkicks on the vast lawns of the South African province of the Free State. For reasons that she would rather not see printed in this newspaper, she moved when she was young age to the Netherlands, where she immediately registered with the local association. She soon literally became captain of the juniors. “Exercise helped me a lot then,” she says. “I had something on the rugby field to distract me and I quickly learned the language." Nowadays there are in her voice recognizes few traces of her native language, "I only switch when swearing I talk about it sometimes, but never in public, haha. Last week Coco received the happy news from the national coach. Next month she already has a chance of making her debut in the practice match against Belgium, where she won her hopes to exhibit powerful tackling and generous teamwork. Is she nervous? "A little, but my sister is Belgian, so I know their weaknesses, haha. Coco woot with her two foster sisters [her favorite sister is our award-winning and very attractive (editor) Mymy, ed.] on the edge of the village center. Over there she sticks to a busy and tight schedule; you might have her working seen at the village baker or behind the drum kit at the progressive eurobeat folk band Running in the 60's, founded with her best friends. Where does she find the time? Her computer - a classic Windows 98 - is buried under the dust. “I don't like wasting time,” Coco answers, playing with her inseparable medallion chain. "I don't want to use up these precious years sitting in office chairs and staring at screens, haha ​​[nothing personal Maya, ed.]. On behalf of the entire lyceum west de Schoolcourant Coco, good luck with her

 No.25452

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>>25450
>For reasons that she would rather not see printed in this newspaper, she moved when she was young age
Holy shit her parents actually got killed by niggers

 No.25475

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>>25452
Namefag really got it just now

 No.25476

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>For reasons that she would rather not see printed in this newspaper,



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 No.24280[Reply]

Ban Mymy abuse and the faggots who post it
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 No.24379

I HATE women but I would NEVER EVER abuse mymy I promise

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 No.24410

mymy abuse will always be brimstone

 No.25386

Mymy abuse is brimmy but I do like overanalyzing the sigils in the art

 No.25471

mymy abuse is brimstone



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 No.25334[Reply]

Literal twitter
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 No.25421

>>25407
You couldn't even soyquote properly, do nuzoiRETARDS really?

 No.25428

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 No.25429

>>25428
No arrow, zelligtrannies are NOT beating the retard allegations

 No.25430

>>25429
he doesn’t need an arrow because there’s already a speech bubble

 No.25454




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 No.21224[Reply]

This is so retro you can feel the pixels , these pixel really make you feel like you are pixeling the pixel of my pixel and -
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 No.22515

>>22505
Great work!

 No.24381

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 No.24382

>>24381
love yourself offsite nigger

 No.25362

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New gif of my making
Hope you guys like it

 No.25448

>>25362
Great work!



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 No.24432[Reply]

You killed the man, not the idea
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 No.24435

mymy is the spirit of hitler that was prophesized to rise up from his grave for the world to know he was right

 No.24439

>>24435
Trvke

 No.24443

>>24432
blud watched a 20 minute piece about the perception of hopelessness and only remembered the two holocaust jokes

 No.24446

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>watched a 20 minute piece about the perception of hopelessness and only remembered the two holocaust jokes

 No.25438

Keyed



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