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File: 1710545567616.png (90.86 KB, 361x629, sisa.png)

 No.13311[Reply]

vat if Mymy was a sisa and she would only chase nerds
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 No.13339

sexo

 No.13343

>>13311
>implying mymy wasn't sisa

 No.13349

>>13311

science? fauci? oh my. oh my my

 No.13427

would actually be cute if she didn't have the boon lips

 No.13428

>>13427
cute since she has the boon lips



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 No.8672[Reply]

Glory to the zarty
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 No.9358

it cannot and im too lazy to post photo of it

 No.9359

>>9358
it takes a while to load

 No.9369

File: 1707593274081.jpeg (94.92 KB, 488x651, IMG_9402.jpeg)

retrofags unite

 No.9370

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>>9369
the feels, man…

 No.13401

>>9369
Real!



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 No.12222[Reply]

Is it true Coco's VA (Merel) came to one of those "Massa Meetups" and smashed a watermelon with xer thighs? What the fuck?
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 No.13180

>>13136
Screenshots? I didn't download this normieshit

 No.13184

>>13180
Use picuki. Also its ik_drink_inkt not ik_drinkt_ink.

 No.13241

>>13114
We must protect the girls from nigger hands

 No.13253

>>13184
Just gib da link, ok?

 No.13301




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 No.13266[Reply]

>Be english
>Live in england
>Go to cafe
>Order chips
>Get crisps
How does this misunderstanding even happen, id understand if i was in america or whatever but no
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 No.13268

marge i thought they were the same thing

 No.13269

>>13266
What kind of Café serves potato chips anyways?

 No.13270

>Be english
>Live in england
>Go to cafe
>Order chips
>sorre sar, it is ramadan, we don't sarve food at this time of day, come back after sunset

 No.13271

(((they))) are trying to change your culture
also this isn't zellig janny rape and move this thread

 No.13272

Moved to >>>/qa/3679.



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 No.13083[Reply]

>freshly bought some stroopwafels from lidl
>no coffee to drink them with
>only have peppermint tea which makes me violently sick afterward (probably because it's fucking tea, ew)
what do i do?
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 No.13091

>>13083
Let it rest over a cup of warm Milk. Then eat it and enjoy the molten caramel, while occasionally washing down the bites with warm beverage.

 No.13112

>>13083
suicide :/

 No.13126

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>>13112
only option tbh

 No.13127

>>13087
>eating raw loaves of toast le bad
1st worlders I…

 No.13238

>>13127
>toast tastes… LE GOOD
secondworlders i…



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 No.10535[Reply]

Left Mymy one, sometime this year I'll get it, and I'll let the zaryanation know has soon as I get it.
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 No.10679

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>>10677

109 zaryans you dumb FAGGOT!

 No.10681

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>>10679
>WOW I HECKIN LOVE PRECISE NUMBERS ROUNDING UP OR DOWN IS LE BAAAD

 No.10811

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>>10681
>BUT WHEN YOUR MAKINGIGN FUN OF SOMEONE YOU HAVE TO USEE PRECISE NUMBERSSSS

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 No.13227

bumo



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 No.13169[Reply]

"#MARGE WHO SHE FUCKING IS (???)"

"ohhh, it is another fanfic character of a known yt zaryan. She is Jewstralian or somewhat"

 No.13178

Oy vey, mate



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 No.13168[Reply]

make this but with the pirate girl please


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 No.13163[Reply]

mym y

 No.13164

'rang

 No.13166

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>>13164
true lmao. felt awkward drawing below the neck if I wasn't actually going to draw a neck

 No.13167

>>13166
no doubt it looks good, better than anything i could muster.



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 No.13115[Reply]

Hello fellow Zaryans! Does anyone know what the girls foot sizes are?
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 No.13125

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 No.13129

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transgender hands typed this dust

 No.13130

>>13115

Zoot crush his skull

 No.13146

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>>13115

Mymy: Mymy is asian and back in the ming dynasty or whatever they, did a thing call foot binding which is custom of breaking and tightly binding the feet of young girls to change their shape and size. pretty disgusting right, but anyway this implies that asians have abnormally big ass foots.

Maya: the average women shoe size in Belgium is 6.5 but everyone knows that Maya is Indonesian. so by doing quick maths, it would be a estimated of 8.9.

Coco: It is scientific proven that walking barefoot would increase your foot size, and knowing that Coco live in South Africa. she would barefoot from time to time. meaning by doing the scientific method, Coco foot would be 11.1.

 No.13147

>>13146
cheesy



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 No.13054[Reply]

You namefags are fucking retarded, just get yourself a tripcode and no one can fake you

https://orph.link/tripgen
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 No.13076

Just add #Key after your name.
Like this: Zaryan#Key and the tripcode will appear.
>new namefag appeared

 No.13077

>>13076
don't tell them

 No.13079

>>13072
maybe we should get rid of the namefield or tripcodes so namefags are eternally falseflagged which is gemmy

 No.13080

I was gonna ask if this site even supported trips

 No.13081

>>13080
its a imageboard retard
>>13079
zoot do this



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 No.12977[Reply]

yeah okay so maya simulator cancelled cause some of yall niggers just putting out false info about my game fuck i am not making anything else about my game and no i am not trans
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 No.13043

>>13042
What did moki mean by this..

 No.13056

>>13042
New 'Stonetoss' political webcomic.

 No.13057


 No.13060

>>13057
projection

 No.13070

>>13057
mass replyfag



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 No.12949[Reply]

Coal or bedrock?
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 No.13061

Belgstone that destroying the Zarty

 No.13064

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>>12949
Antimatter spawned from the deepest darkest singularity of a supermassive black hole

 No.13065

maya is canonically a 'phile so this drawing is actually a shining trvthstone thoughbeitever though

 No.13066

CookedHaitianSkinAndFlesh Nigger Coal

 No.13068

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>>13065
>maya is canonically a 'phile
>you WILL not question this



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 No.836[Reply]

…a Dutch cartoon with a dedicated English 4chan-style forum to it?
Passion is passion i guess.
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 No.13016

>>13015
THIS THREAD IS 5 MONTHS OLD YOU OBSESSED BELGIAN

 No.13021

>>13016
it was made by a legend, it should be bumped

 No.13031

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>>13015
Gem, forgot about this

 No.13038

>>838
soyzellig is an alt chan, chud

 No.13045

>>13038
yeah, but we are sharty like, not 4chan like, black trans queen



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 No.12858[Reply]

thank you to the zaryan who gave me that video. here is my attempt at ascension, https://youtu.be/BX1FSXRcTn0?si=wggQsLXDvkqVup4Q

- Me
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 No.12863

so….. fvcking…… zased……

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 No.13022

GG
Congratulations on your self-torture section.
1 hour in you still good, 2 hours still kinda holding on, 3 hours in and beyond is just pain. Good therapy for ADD.

 No.13029

>>12976
its real trust

 No.13030

>>13022
yeah these 10 hour videos do this thing where the first section (1-3) hours is slow, the mid section (4-6) is fast and then the (7-10) is slow. But I had fun and it was worth it for Maya, Mymy and Coco



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 No.13005[Reply]

Hi zaryans, i am working on a 'zellig sparta remix
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 No.13009

>>13007
It's too expected

We all know that zarty users ALWAYS support da remixes and covers

 No.13012

File: 1710269799017.png (514.26 KB, 720x720, Mymyhome.png)

I am now on my phone, i posted this on my ps vita (i just did okay!)
the base is sparta emanation ahe (again)

 No.13013

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i really should dig for more samples

 No.13018

File: 1710272023262.webm (6.12 MB, 1920x1080, growl-zellig.webm)

heres a small part of it, i know the sample is very overedited

>Your request looks automated; Post disc-ACKKKKK

 No.13019

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>>13018
OHHH MIJ HEER THAT'S SOOOO GEMMY



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 No.12939[Reply]

whats your guys favorite dutch cheese recipes

 No.12972

>>12939
I enjoy Edam on a grilled cheese

 No.12998

File: 1710266520391.jpg (48.74 KB, 800x800, Gouda cheese.jpg)

Gouda cheese because it's goud. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 No.13001

>>12998

Dad level joke that gave me a laugh. GG Zaryian

 No.13002

>>12998
i love puns that dont work when you say the pun word properly



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 No.8094[Reply]

marge
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 No.12918

>>12603
i said better not good

 No.12919

>still no simple ongezellig yuri fanfic
>but there are fanfics who see them as pedophiles or furries
ongezellig fandom will never be a gem

 No.12935

>>12600
the nose adds a bit more depth I guess

 No.12937

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>>12919
>my gooner fanbase doesn't give ME gooner material that I want

 No.12940

>>12527
well thanks for bumping it then you stupid nigger



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 No.12894[Reply]

Can't send this to people I know

 No.12903

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>>12894
>*snifffff* buuububbbuuu…. *sniiiiiifff*

 No.12908

uhh based department?

 No.12911

Based, gemerald

 No.12921

yeah she rejects that tlp because she knows shes built for that 'WC



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 No.12389[Reply]

My guess is it has to be something related to her parents but it’s seen covered through most of the deels besides 1+2

 No.12405

yeah it def has her parents, poor coco I pray for her every night

 No.12411

>>12405
she saw her parents getting killed holy shit

 No.12453

>>12405
>>12411
This is why I wished that Ongezellig could still continue soon, I need to see Coco's arc and TND 😭🙏

 No.12912

File: 1710207471380.png (1.45 MB, 4000x4000, Mymy brownshirt edit.png)

>>12453
Agreed

 No.12914

>>12453
coco will become the nigger slayer



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 No.12508[Reply]

i can't post anything. for some autistic reason my posts on /qa/ are flagged as bot posts. is it because i called someone a tranny or something?
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 No.12575

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>>12574
even though kuz was the best admin
soot was just shit all around, never available, just crap.
K♥♥Z was the best, he had peak usership, and loves zellig.
Doll is the absolute worst, by a long shot. Doll was the one who made it against the rules to dox, and he fucked up so bad that the soypocalapse happened under him.
Fr✡✡t is an incompetent idiot, FNAC hasnt been released yet, even though its "been finished for months", hates zellig, and hates us.

 No.12582

>>12575
>t. Wasnt around during soot era
>t. admin worships because xhe likes the same cartoon you do
>t. ignores the times xhe's been caught posting 'p and 'mt

 No.12597

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>>12582
>>t. ignores the times xhe's been caught posting 'p and 'mt
thekuz.win thoughever

 No.12829

>>12597
classic kuzzy, can you blame him however????

 No.12830

>>12582
Idk I think soot being admin during a time where nearly everyone was a /qa/ poster had something to do with his era being good, since he really was dead a ton of the time and shit hit the fan later on, kuz definitely did better even though everyone can argue about his own adminship being le good or le bad on and on forever
Does it really matter anymore? these times are OVER



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 No.12441[Reply]

I have been honor to be in a Voral88 video, thank you so much 💋
(I will be commenting using my account usersoy.

 No.12443

literal who?

 No.12445

>>12443 A Gemerald Zarty poster on the tube, A legend among Gems

 No.12614




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 No.12474[Reply]

what is /zellig/'s opinion on accountancy and the job prospects of accounting?
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 No.12525

File: 1710069999510.jpg (187.49 KB, 1615x2866, mayashrug.jpg)

>>12475
no i'm just asking what you guys think of it.
>>12521
sounds like a pretty good deal, i'd rather that than people-facing roles like salesmen, retail clerks and etc.
that and it being in demand (and likely staying in demand due to more people wanting IT and creative jobs) + usually having an above average salary.

 No.12528

i choose accounting because its like the only thing am half good at and my dad hated me for it

 No.12531

My dad want me to be a accountant because is a "office job/not physical work" or something. Finding this work over here is so hard since jews dominate the field.

 No.12587

>>12528
>>12531
You guys should switch dads

 No.12594

>>12531
Not to be rude or anything but complaining about (((them))) won't get you the job. It's basically what happened to most fags who whine about the chinks and pajeets taking their jobs. Either you hustle for the job or you stay down like a little bitch. It's how the world works. Your call.



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 No.12532[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYusx_4CucE
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN
SWEDISH WIN

 No.12534

bumo

 No.12535

FINALLY SOME 'ZELLIG CONTENT ARRRRRRRGGGGGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 No.12536

Someone kill this faggot already I cant take it

 No.12537

gemmy



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 No.7762[Reply]

i want all the 'zellig gemmie images
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 No.7944

>>7766
So is Coco canonically 17 now?

 No.7947

>>7944
16 candles is shown

 No.7948

>>7944
she is 3 months younger than Maya.

 No.7952

>>7947
i miscounted lel

 No.12524

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>>7766
thank you xir



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 No.12486[Reply]

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 No.12496

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>>12492
omg gemeralds

 No.12502

>>12492

tbh i like the compressed image more, gives off a more gemesque design

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 No.12511

>>12492
can't tell a difference between first and second

 No.12512

>>12511
look at the glass



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 No.10348[Reply]

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 No.12480[Reply]

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, OHNONONONONNONONO ZELLIGCVCKS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?????????? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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 No.12484

fuck how do you guys fall for your own bait so easily?

 No.12485

You retards you don’t get the implications of this. If any actual tranny gets that in his feed then he might unironically think that zellig is a Troon friendly show and community. Even if not I don’t wanna take the chance especially not with Reddit as a platform. Even if just 1 or 2 it’s one or two too many.
It’s obvious bait but trannies are retards.
If oop is here shut it down or I’ll send ‘apeson to bwc rape you

 No.12487

worst bait award

 No.12499

ZARYANS THE ZELLIG SUBREDDIT IS HAVING A MOD ELECTION. GO FORTH AND RIG THIS IN OUR FAVOR
https://old.reddit.com/r/zellig/comments/1bapqlx/so_ive_decided_to_have_3_mods_and_unlike_hoxxie_i/

 No.12501

>>12485
but what IIIIFFFFFFF zellig becomes more mainstream (or something like that), the invasion of troons is unstoppable



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 No.12469[Reply]

Here are some ongezellig PS Vita homebrew bootscreens i made

 No.12470

File: 1710012160497-0.png (113.36 KB, 1280x720, soypsvboot1.png)

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Extra soyjak bootscreens

 No.12472

'em



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 No.12468[Reply]


This is a conspiracy


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