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He has risen

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 No.80483[Reply]

RAPE RAPE RAPE AND KILL THE NIGGA WHO MADE THIS
>>le reddit space
WAR WAR WAR! IMMEDIATE YURINIGGER EXTERMINATION!
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 No.80575

aint this the artist that made xher own zellig fancomic? the style looks similar

 No.80577

>>80575
which one? But I don't remember anything like that therefore meds and zolpidem

 No.80578

>>80577
it’s >>75600 YOU are the one in dire need of meds and zolpidem nigga

 No.80579

>>80578
Marge xhey look like two different people, can we get a fact-check?

 No.80823

mimi looks gemmy tho



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 No.80798[Reply]

Where do Maya's imaginary friends come from?
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 No.80800

>>80799
What? I know they are in the deels but there are no other sources about them

 No.80801

>>80800
PseudoGET

 No.80802


 No.80806

>>80802
Yeah but absolutely nothing about the one in yellow

 No.80807

>>80806
Well if we take the comics as le canon
>Oh my Robert Downrh Jr. just like theorycrafting the MCU!
Epke was seen on a bus, and is a real person, while Enke was not, but should be a similarly real person Maya interacted with once and never saw again. I do remember DOUGH that there was supposed to be a comic and continuation to Maya's Conversation where Maya actually ends up going to the concert with these two guys. It also would be interesting to write something about how a conversation with Enke would go instead (the one on the roof doesn't count)



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 No.80698[Reply]

so here is an image, i put flags of their ethnicities
Kike - french, Mymy - japsterdamese, Yfke - frisian, Coco - boer, Wiel - italian, Cleo - afro-curacaoan, Ilse - polish kike, Maya - you already how much of a mutt she is
Source: zelligwiki if that matters
YOU WILL EXPAND THE IMAGE
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 No.80786

ADAM IS MONGOLIAN YOU NIGGERS

 No.80787

>>80786
NO MONGOLIAN IS NAMED ADAM

 No.80789

Adam is a churka but not an East Asian. I think he may be an Iranian/Turk/any other muslim MENA nation.

 No.80790

>>80786
>>80787
Asian on asian violence

 No.80791

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>>80787
he’s mongolian because… HE JUST IS, OK???



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 No.80779[Reply]

New 4/20 toss

 No.80781

>>80779
Bit late nigga, also that smoke is looking dry



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 No.80701[Reply]

>one batch of nazi cookies, white supremacist flavour please
<what Nazi cookies
>oh the zarties of course
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 No.80749

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>Lorenzo?
>….
>KYS LORENZOBONZILEVELZUZNOOKXOOTSOOTDOLLFROOTROOTMOOTHIRORAPEAPE/CO/PEDOTRANNYSHITSKIN FROM BELGIUM KYS KYS KYS KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE DEMORALIZER NIGGER TRANNY FAGGOT DISCORD REDDIT TWITTER TUMBRL DEVIANTART R34 JASSYCUCK BANTU WAFFLESKIN GROOMER TROON COOMER COALER YURIFAG GRIMPEDO NIGGER CUCK

 No.80760

>>80748
Hello fellow namefag
- Veragooner95

 No.80761

>>80760
sup
-xXPedophileGamingXx

 No.80764

>>80761
>xXPedophileGamingXx
Literally /co/
- Veragooner95

 No.80765

>>80733
BWC and stroopwaffels
-Mayarapist88



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 No.80441[Reply]

Which artstyle do we like more?
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 No.80566

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>>>80465
>I coom to her everyday and there's nothing you can do about it fucker XD

 No.80568

>>80543
There's nothing (You) can't do about it faggot. Your gooning addiction is your problem jartycuck.

 No.80569

>>80543
>XD
hi 31 year old unemployed Coco racebaiter

 No.80570

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>>>80543
>There's nothing (You) can't do about it faggot. Your gooning addiction is your problem jartycuck.

 No.80729

>>80441
Both are fine, but No. 1 is superior



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 No.80666[Reply]

>the maiden
<the mother
^the crone

 No.80668

nigger

 No.80669

build for bbc btw

 No.80670

>>80669
2 minutes ago award

 No.80671


 No.80672

I expected Coco to be the maiden



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 No.63283[Reply]

>Alright nigga be honest with me now tell me the truth my nigga

>Have you ever been fucked this good?


<NO KING


>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FUCKED THIS GOOD


<NO KING


>ARE YOU SERIOUS MY NIGGA?


<
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 No.63761

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 No.63762

fuck this shitty captcha i hope zoot overdoses on vodka like the obsessed shitalalalalalan he is

 No.63763

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>Fuck this captcha or something

 No.63764

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>Fuck this captcha or something

 No.80663

>>63762
no arrow therefore



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 No.80616[Reply]

Zarties are in, stroopwaffels are out
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 No.80651

>>80648
Soyquoting 101 for 'jakdummies

 No.80654

>>80630
should i attach this in the mail

 No.80655

>>80654
Do it

 No.80656

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>>80655
ok…

 No.80659

>>80656
>no freckles
Nigga..



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 No.80520[Reply]

What happened to Noga though? Would be very sad if he got thrown away or died
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 No.80522

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>>80521
Nigga cat nigga chicken

 No.80523

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>>80522
no hablo espanol ese

 No.80525

>>80520
maya’s cat is the most underrated character in the lore, pretty much responsible for all the things why maya turned out the way xhe is

 No.80542

I would eat Noga because that is a one plump cat and look at those tender succulent meat, roasted cat meat, yum!

 No.80608

>>80520
In one of the unused episode concepts Noga was meant to be put down, she was supposed to die all along and was sent to her grandparents (probably Ravi's) when the sisters were first adopted
Source: https://www.snopes.com/



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 No.80264[Reply]

>I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA I AM NOT MAYA
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 No.80554

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>You're not Maya but you're definitely a tranny

 No.80557

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You're not Maya but you're definitely a tranny

 No.80559

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>You're not Maya but you're definitely a tranny

 No.80562

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>>80559
Nobody looks like that.

 No.80563

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>>>80559 (You)
>Nobody looks like that.



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 No.80288[Reply]

Would Mymy get laser surgery to make her eyes blue?
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 No.80290

>>80289
HOLY SHIT JUST KYS AGUGUPEDO

 No.80291

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>holygugu shitgugu justgugu kysgugu agugupedogugu

 No.80293

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 No.80297

>>80293
earrape award

 No.80547

Mymy must meet Jewish doctosss to make eye blue so she can enter agartha



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 No.80476[Reply]

>>>>>cross imageboard zellig dueling


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 No.80295[Reply]

What if Coco but nut, Coconut?
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 No.80365

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Faggoys didn't lurk the AI thread so do I have to repost it here again

 No.80413

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>>80365
HOLY SHIT

 No.80425

>>80365
Evendoe I listened to this in the AIGOD thread already

 No.80461

>>80295
She'd grow into a Cocotree

 No.80474

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>>>80295
>Cock Slut Coco butt



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 No.80429[Reply]

>Are you guys mongoloids or something?
Maya: 25% Chinese 25% Indonesian
Mymy: 90%+ Japanese
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 No.80452

>>80434
Amerigoyim get so pissy when you do racial slurs GEG

 No.80453

>>80434
They cannot comprehend being racist without getting canceled and doxxed

 No.80458

>>80429
>mymy is 90%+ japanese
Marge? I thought she was pure yellow japanese

 No.80459

>>80458
the other 10% is of african descent

 No.80460

>>80458
Her direct matrilineal ancestor married a Dutch merchant in the 1600s, which is where her love for Dutch men comes from



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 No.80415[Reply]

Are Mymy and Maya lactose tolerant?
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 No.80418

>>80416
if you are not lactose tolerant you can't drink raw either
but maya could be lactose tolerant due to her dutch ancestry from the father
i don't know about mymy, maybe she drinks kefir like mongols do to become lactose tolerant

 No.80419

Coco is because she's African and spiritually black

 No.80420

>>80419
Coco is HUWITE

 No.80421

>>80420
Unbridled rage in this post



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 No.79667[Reply]

i want to see what the stars look like, let me out of this hell
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 No.80278

>>80212
it was deserved

 No.80322

>>80198
Revive her please.

 No.80331

>>80278
how did she deserve it, she didnt ask to be born

 No.80356


 No.80357

>>80331
um snopes fact says that aryans have to pay the mossad tax before they are born so therefore she chose to be born nigger



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 No.80213[Reply]

>you will never slapfight people over autistic nas vs zellig on /qa/ with absolutely 0 jannies on board and constant bump wars
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 No.80215

>>80213
forgot to add *ever again

 No.80217

>>80214
all rules and no play makes Zaryan a dull boy

 No.80221

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>>80217
dull boys

 No.80230

>>80214
Tsmt, it has been years
>>80217
we've still got it

 No.80269

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>>80213
It was good while it lasted



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 No.80143[Reply]

The mad lad actually did it…
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 No.80146

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try better next time, at least search up the right fonts nigga not to mention other shit is also kinda fucked up so many things wrong in there, this does not meet the standards please try better next time. NO HALF MEASURES!

 No.80147

guys what are you talking about? I am almost done with the video.

 No.80148

>EmpLemon
I don't obsess enough outside of here to know who xhe is

 No.80152

Great video, loved the part where he praised yuri and /co/ and how p' could've saved the pilot or whatever

 No.80248

marge who is that faggot and why should i care



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 No.80186[Reply]

>maya will never be a watermelon
maya watermelon:

 No.80208

Kate made this

 No.80209

blacks now want her even more

 No.80210

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 No.80211




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 No.80156[Reply]

Everyone wishes they could help Maya BUT SHE'S NOT FUCKING REAL
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 No.80184

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Probably the biggest part of life is realizing we live between heaven and hell, so you're never going to enjoy this place if you're worried about a non-existent perfect girl (who looks like a cheeto and has a massive fucking head by the way).

Stop this fucking shit, I would also like to live in a fantasy land where women are not cynical falseniggers but unfortunately we're stuck here, focus on your relationship with God, so that he comforts you, wake up, you're gonna end up commiting suicide and going to hell or purgatory if you continue.

 No.80185

>>80170
>literally when you try to talk to them they'll scream 'MUH RAPE!'
only if you are ugly though

 No.80187

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take showers
use deodorant
put on nice clean clothes
wash your hair and face
brush your teeth

 No.80190

I believe I will have Maya in heaven…

 No.80191

be attractive, don't be unattractive, or even better, read easy peasy and realise it applies to almost all aspects of life, and also you don't need to care about opinions of people who are hostile to you for reasons you have no influence over



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 No.80160[Reply]

Me hear ik ben het maar
Me cry

 No.80166

I listen to this on repeat.

 No.80167

>>80160
I wonder if Massa will keep paying for the template on YouTube, he did this year

 No.80181

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>Me hear ik ben het maar
>Me cry

 No.80182

>>80167
marge



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 No.80162[Reply]

Ilse looks too much like Anne Frank

 No.80164

I already said this.



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 No.78836[Reply]

How would Maya's suicide affect the Schoppenboer family and other environments in her life?
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 No.79849

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 No.79851

>>79849
Sovlful zarty saving zem <3

 No.79852

>>79849
>implied Koos abuse
Moooods

 No.80141

They would be relieved because nobody wants a autistic mutt that contaminates the dutch genepool.

 No.80142

>>80141
But I love her.



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 No.79522[Reply]

>choclate thing thinf cocoao powder of the sugar sugara choclate bar cococao
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 No.79748

>>79745
It's probably the Oinkrainian from /brapbant/, he thinks whites are Gods o algo.

 No.79752

>>79745
He really says this and looks like this

 No.80132

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>>79547
xhe is cute

 No.80134

>>80132
NAZ brimstone

 No.80135

>>80134
its NAZ season chuddy



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 No.79567[Reply]

These boots were made for walking
And thats what they'll do
And one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
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 No.79759

>>79755
The 'pasta to save the 'party

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 No.79761

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 No.80082

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 No.80083

>>80082
Poop yourw3lf Gugufaggot or smthing



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 No.79634[Reply]

>Okay, you know what; consider me gone from the board. I officially withdraw all collaboration with the zarty now. You guys can stick to your delusional little echo chamber and I will stick to my Twitter space. I'm done trying to make this shit work and trying to understand/negotiate with the people on here. I still believe that there are normal people on here and there's hope that you guys can turn this place into something normal, but it will not be because of me. Enjoy reverting to your old ways of being hated and spit on by every other part of the community, if that's how you prefer it to be.
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 No.80057

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>>80038
Yes zaryan, you should

 No.80058

>>80038
Link the posts, I want to see live reactions.

 No.80061

>>80058
will be done, sir

 No.80062

which subreddit?

 No.80076

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 No.35821[Reply]

I think about Mymy all day every single day. She's the first thing I see when I close my eyes. Every time I see someone with red hair, every time I see someone with blue eyes, every time someone mentions the Netherlands, every time I see a bow, I think of her. I stare at pictures of her every night before I go to bed, I like to have those pictures fresh in my mind so I can think about her as I fall asleep and dream about how happy she would make me. I even kiss pictures of her and imagine that I am really kissing her. I want to kiss her, I want to talk with her, I want to cuddle with her, I want to marry her and raise a family with her. I love her and only her, I want nothing in life more than her.
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 No.76590

I love you Mymy

 No.80043

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 No.80044

>>80043
Kissinger was a Jew doe.

 No.80045

>>80044
Yosack is one as well

 No.80049

>>80045
Always da joos.



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 No.927[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Post cursed 'zelligs
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 No.80008

>>79999
kinda gemmy doe

 No.80011

>>79999
tranny coal

 No.80012

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>what if all the characters of Ongezellig were genderswapped

 No.80032

>>79999
gem for trannies, coal for transphobes

 No.80034

>>79999
So ugly



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 No.78113[Reply]

why, why is maya just so amazing like i don't even know where to begin with or how to explain it, but something about her is just so.. real? so… relatable? i can't quite put it, but either way Maya is an absolute GEM that's for sure, am i the only one who thinks like that and talks like that? i mean talk def just me but there has to be someone as well who likes or even loves maya, anyway that's not what i wanted to say or talk, i wanted to talk about my personal experience with this show, snca i know but i don't give a fuck because i want to write today, when i first found out about this thing i was like, huh ongezellig? sounds funny, eventually i let myself go and actually decided to watch it, i was retarded back then well still am and watched the heckin ai dub, worst mistake of my life, i wish i would have introduced myself to it with the real thing but what happened, happened. i.. i liked it, it was interesting, i was hooked, but not REALLY hooked but like hooked enough to like it if it makes any sense, but then kind of a couple days go by, i barely thought about it.. but then it hits me once more, i want to watch it again, i want to know more, and i slowly 'zelligpill myself if you will, out of nowhere, like i needed a couple of days to fall back into it if it makes any sense. so then i started watching EVERYTHING about it, like reading everything about it and just looking through everything about it, but i didn't know what exactly was pulling me into it so much, some time passes and maya keeps popping up to me, i keep thinking about her, until i realize, i heckin like her or something she's like, me if i would speak dutch, wouldn't be as retarded and would be a real woman, kinda maybe idk, day by day my affection grew until finally i knew, i knew i was in love, in TRUE love. i don't know what to say this is my personal experience with this whole thing, oh right eventually even some more time later i found her, she was just there listening in her headphones in a park? i ran up as fast as i could, and it was as if we knew each other for eternity, we both loved each other and still do, we are now always together, she's even watching me write this very wordswordswords shit thing, i can't believe it 'zelligbros i actually made it, she's ACTUALLY here, ACTUALLY real and ACTUALLY in love with me just how i am, isn't that wholesome and amazing and heckin valid? To me, maya is like mymy to a lot of chuddies here, i am a chud, but maya took the spot for Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.78913

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>>78912
>Quico anda a Misa y salte de /zellig/

 No.78914

>>78913
I don't speak latinx

 No.78916

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can all of you faggots go, why are faggots ruining everything all of a sudden like nigga

 No.80002

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Maya won in our hearts…

 No.80021

>>80002
xhe really did….



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