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 No.109118

Post your shitty- I mean GEMMY fanfic ideas here o algo

 No.109120

>>109118
Maya fucking dies

 No.109125

>>109118
Maya fucking lives

 No.109126

>>109120
I would link you to “Hoi Maya” but the creator took it down cause he’s a Selfish Little Fuck

(Im probably gonna do something like that in the future anyway, and doesn’t suck like Hoi Maya did)

 No.109129


 No.109133

>>109129
maya wouldn't do this

 No.109134

>>109126
it would suck regardless, stories made purely out of hate aren't engaging fun or interesting to read.

 No.109138

Ms. Vera x John Madden.

 No.109143

Reverse “It’s a wonderful life” for Maya where she is shown her life without her sisters, and she gains a new appreciation for them

 No.109164

>>109118
The continuation of One more Shot where eventually Coco finds out Maya is a serial alcoholic, but to appease her sister she doesn't immediately seek help, until it's too late and Maya eventually suffers from an alcoholic coma from which she won't recover

 No.109175

>>109134
If I do end up doing it, it’ll be far down the line when I have faaaaaaaaaaar more experience with writing, in order to avoid it being tasteless ventslop

 No.109181

>>109118
what mymy would do in the scenario of a sudden refugee spike from war/financial crisis/any other black swan event severely destabilising the lowlands and forcing belgium and netherlands to dissolve and form a common benelux union evendoe thats way too ambitious and i will never write any of it

 No.109182

>a majority of the ideas are just meaningless suffering
are you niggers sadists or do you need to talk to someone?

 No.109183

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>>109182
>do you need to talk to someone?
OF COURSE WE NEED

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 No.109185

>>109182
The first noble truth is that life is suffering o algo

 No.109186

>>109185
This philosophy only makes sense when you remember it came from fucking India

 No.109187

>>109185
Struggle being the law of life is true, however struggle does not have to be suffering, in fact in many cases struggle is the opposite of suffering.

 No.109188

>>109182
tsmt >>109143 is the only gemmy idea itt

 No.109193

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heres mine:

Maya catches Covid and almost fucking dies cuz her immune system is fucked from only eating dinner for like a month and a half

 No.109194

>>109193
maybe you should get covid and die too

 No.109195

>>109194
nuh uh im vaccinated and up to date on my boosters

 No.109197

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>maybe you should get covid and die too

 No.109198

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>>109182
I want to watch the world burn, got a problem with that?

 No.109205

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>I want to watch the world burn, got a problem with that?

 No.109210

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>>109205
How does me watching the world burn affect you personally?

 No.109211

>>109210
You got me there…

 No.109215

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since yall are esl fnf pedonigger sadists, heres a HECKIN WHOLESOME ONE:

Maya makes an ACTUAL FRIEND, with who? Idk maybe Zoey

 No.109217

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 No.109219

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 No.109221

>>109219
'cord background. Kys

 No.109223

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 No.109224

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>>109221
happy nigger?

 No.109231

>>109224
>41 minutes
Shut it down

 No.109238

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>>109224
obligatory

 No.109239

>>109231
its always around 8 pm-midnight central time when most americans are going to bed but europoors haven't woken up yet that no images get approved

 No.109242

>>109239
>giving hours in central time
Hello arkansasGOD

 No.109247

>>109242
texas but close enough

 No.109645

The Family goes to Bosnia and one of them steps on a land mine

 No.109646

>>109645
who goes to Bosnia. and it depends where you go in Bosnia. so if it's a city it's far less likely to occur.

 No.110192

maya bumps into tomoko on vacation to the netherlands at a cafe, the story is about a missed opportunity for comradery

 No.110197

>>110192
then they go to a secret underground fighting pit below tokyo dome and beat the living crap out of eachother

 No.110229

mymy turns into a space marine and has to stop the demon invasion of brabant

 No.110230

>>110229
turns out Mymy just wanted to beat the shit out of Maya.

 No.110266

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 No.110267


 No.110282

>>110266
maya receives the warrior spirit of Ernesto Hoost and becomes the next dutch-surinamese kickboxing powerhouse



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