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 No.109118

Post your shitty- I mean GEMMY fanfic ideas here o algo

 No.109120

>>109118
Maya fucking dies

 No.109125

>>109118
Maya fucking lives

 No.109126

>>109120
I would link you to “Hoi Maya” but the creator took it down cause he’s a Selfish Little Fuck

(Im probably gonna do something like that in the future anyway, and doesn’t suck like Hoi Maya did)

 No.109129


 No.109133

>>109129
maya wouldn't do this

 No.109134

>>109126
it would suck regardless, stories made purely out of hate aren't engaging fun or interesting to read.

 No.109138

Ms. Vera x John Madden.

 No.109143

Reverse “It’s a wonderful life” for Maya where she is shown her life without her sisters, and she gains a new appreciation for them

 No.109164

>>109118
The continuation of One more Shot where eventually Coco finds out Maya is a serial alcoholic, but to appease her sister she doesn't immediately seek help, until it's too late and Maya eventually suffers from an alcoholic coma from which she won't recover

 No.109175

>>109134
If I do end up doing it, it’ll be far down the line when I have faaaaaaaaaaar more experience with writing, in order to avoid it being tasteless ventslop

 No.109181

>>109118
what mymy would do in the scenario of a sudden refugee spike from war/financial crisis/any other black swan event severely destabilising the lowlands and forcing belgium and netherlands to dissolve and form a common benelux union evendoe thats way too ambitious and i will never write any of it

 No.109182

>a majority of the ideas are just meaningless suffering
are you niggers sadists or do you need to talk to someone?

 No.109183

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>>109182
>do you need to talk to someone?
OF COURSE WE NEED

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 No.109185

>>109182
The first noble truth is that life is suffering o algo

 No.109186

>>109185
This philosophy only makes sense when you remember it came from fucking India

 No.109187

>>109185
Struggle being the law of life is true, however struggle does not have to be suffering, in fact in many cases struggle is the opposite of suffering.

 No.109188

>>109182
tsmt >>109143 is the only gemmy idea itt

 No.109193

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heres mine:

Maya catches Covid and almost fucking dies cuz her immune system is fucked from only eating dinner for like a month and a half

 No.109194

>>109193
maybe you should get covid and die too

 No.109195

>>109194
nuh uh im vaccinated and up to date on my boosters

 No.109197

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>maybe you should get covid and die too

 No.109198

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>>109182
I want to watch the world burn, got a problem with that?

 No.109205

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>I want to watch the world burn, got a problem with that?

 No.109210

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>>109205
How does me watching the world burn affect you personally?

 No.109211

>>109210
You got me there…

 No.109215

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since yall are esl fnf pedonigger sadists, heres a HECKIN WHOLESOME ONE:

Maya makes an ACTUAL FRIEND, with who? Idk maybe Zoey

 No.109217

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 No.109219

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 No.109221

>>109219
'cord background. Kys

 No.109223

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 No.109224

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>>109221
happy nigger?

 No.109231

>>109224
>41 minutes
Shut it down

 No.109238

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>>109224
obligatory

 No.109239

>>109231
its always around 8 pm-midnight central time when most americans are going to bed but europoors haven't woken up yet that no images get approved

 No.109242

>>109239
>giving hours in central time
Hello arkansasGOD

 No.109247

>>109242
texas but close enough

 No.109645

The Family goes to Bosnia and one of them steps on a land mine

 No.109646

>>109645
who goes to Bosnia. and it depends where you go in Bosnia. so if it's a city it's far less likely to occur.

 No.110192

maya bumps into tomoko on vacation to the netherlands at a cafe, the story is about a missed opportunity for comradery

 No.110197

>>110192
then they go to a secret underground fighting pit below tokyo dome and beat the living crap out of eachother

 No.110229

mymy turns into a space marine and has to stop the demon invasion of brabant

 No.110230

>>110229
turns out Mymy just wanted to beat the shit out of Maya.

 No.110266

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 No.110267


 No.110282

>>110266
maya receives the warrior spirit of Ernesto Hoost and becomes the next dutch-surinamese kickboxing powerhouse

 No.111426

i think a fanfiction where Mymy stands up for/takes Maya's side in a situation would be pretty interesting

 No.111447

>>111426
In plot to murder Coco

 No.111451

>>111447
nah probably like Maya being bullied or her parents lashing out at Maya and Mymy takes her side

 No.111517

had an idea about the zelligs going to the library and maya became one of those smut reading niggers

 No.111522

>>111517
shed become friends with zoey doe cuz zoey defo reads smut shit

 No.111531

Deel 5 but instead of Coco threatening to push Maya out of a window, she instead beats the shit out of Maya and feels extremely guilty as soon as she's done



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