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 No.128690[Reply]

THE COCOPIER IS REAL!
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 No.128697

yana making one thrembillion yurifag clones

 No.128713

>>128697
Yana boosting the amount of Aryans in world ofzo IDK

 No.128714

would be bad if the machine broke and they started coming, you know, stitched together in one way or another

 No.128715

>>128714
KYS conjoinedfag

 No.128723

>>128714
this baited me



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 No.55921[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

ITT we'll post random xitteralds we've found.
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 No.128684

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why is mymy almost always portrayed as a tvrk?

 No.128687

>>128684
cuz her skin is on the brown spectrum

 No.128698

>>128684
^GREEKARYAN
VS
TVRKARYAN

 No.128700

>>128684
Your average soybooru comment section countrywar duet, sir

 No.128704

>>128700
Give them beard and glasses and this is a nuru post



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 No.128664[Reply]

>Frikandel met mayonaise
<Frikandel zonder mayonaise

 No.128665

>>128664
Marge what's fridankel

 No.128671

>>128665
another dogwhistle

 No.128674

>>128665
A white sauce made out of eggs ehich goes well with belgian fries



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 No.128563[Reply]

Ongezellig will never be a zem!
<
April 1st! Got you!
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 No.128589

I fell for it, again

 No.128607

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Shit Coco would say
>Maya no one wants to be your friend!
<NOOOOO-ACK!
>Did you like mijn April's Fool?

 No.128612

>>128607
Maya isn't tranny doe

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 No.128641

>>128612
If Maya isn't a tranny why did she try to kill herself mhh??



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 No.128468[Reply]

Does anyone have this video? Also, is this a sisa or a troon?
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 No.128591

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>>128587
>>128586
>>128585
why are these your first thoughts? how does one associate infants - diapers - and a cosplayer? something is wrong, I just can't prove it yet

 No.128592

>>128588
or a soybooru user

 No.128593

>>128591
it's funny

 No.128596

>>128591
Years of caca and agugu have rotten the brains of the average soiposter



 No.128576[Reply]

Brazilian mentions a heckin' "nazi community" when talking about 'zellig though he managed the get the ONE video which has a foodist element in it at 22:00 and onwards


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 No.128550[Reply]

Today I officially rename this into The Frog Pond, everything but frogs will be banned, weabs' guts will be scattered all over the floor.
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 No.128568

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pepezellig.pond

Post your best kekkeralds ITT

 No.128569

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>soisissies don't even know what to say

 No.128570

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nusoicacas…

 No.128571

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Behead a soijakker today

 No.128572

jzid



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 No.123186[Reply]

Tall and frisian
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 No.128525

>>128524
Honestly fuck blunts too wasteful. BongARYANS won

 No.128526

>>128520
She would never not Coco

 No.128532

>>128523
smoke a lot im always lit
counting money making bricks
pop a molly take a rip
hate to hear when you talk shit

 No.128533

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>>128523
>because i said so

i am too lazy to post gigachad so have a 'cuck and a 'mutt

 No.128537

>>128533
I look like this



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 No.127895[Reply]

Mymy Oekaki Doodle
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 No.128348

>>128347
Every Zaryan is the same person theory

 No.128354

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>>128311
We transheart you bob!

 No.128357

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>>128346
that one's too clean to be me

 No.128369

>>128368
why so mad nigga

 No.128534

>>127895
Zemerald go up



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 No.128530[Reply]

Guys i dont even know what to say about this but i beleive i actually had a case of sun down sydrome or a night terror last night. I couldn't fucking sleep at all i was just lying there scared for no reason and for some reason, ongezellig kept popping into my head, im not sure what it was about it, but for some reason everytime I thought of ongezellig i would get really fucking angry. Like i lost complete control of myself and i was just having a angry feral panic attack or something. I got zero sleep. Can anyone relate

 No.128531

Moved to >>>/qa/28037.



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 No.128504[Reply]

Any info what happened to the Soysphere? Wiki booru shitty all went down this is the biggest splinter so maybe somebaldi know apperently QUOTE also lurks here so answer
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 No.128508

>>128505
I uploaded like 9 4K images at once so that probably didnt help

 No.128509

>>128506
IRC is up but you need to get Voice and i dont know how to do that

 No.128511

>>128505
Zoot cursed the soysphere to take the burden of our server space GEG

 No.128517

>>128504
chaddy is bigger

 No.128518

>>128517
Literal what



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 No.128487[Reply]

geg the whole soysphere is down except for WHO?!
zarty WQN
shartyNIGGERS LQST
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 No.128494

They finally shut it down

 No.128495

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the zarty is more alive than the sharty, kek!

 No.128496

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GEG more evidence towards Zaryan supremacy

 No.128499

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>Make the soyimsphere fall all at the same time

 No.128514

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>7 pph



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 No.128483[Reply]

I will worship the goddess of the netherlands and cultivate maximum foolery.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.128486

piss and poop and slap my belly while burping and shitting

 No.128501

nigger nigger nigger it's not April first yet you're baiting me you're baiting me

 No.128513

idk



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 No.25970[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

post your cleos here
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 No.117896

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>Cleo would totally enjoy the shit i have saved

 No.117897

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>>Cleo would totally enjoy the shit i have saved

 No.127122

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>>26276
what if the real ESL FNF pedos were the friends we made along the way

 No.128477

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 No.128502

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>>128477
>Are you like a nigger or something?



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 No.128185[Reply]

Zaryans what are you doing if you woke up next to Vera.
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 No.128440

>>128439
It also has to do with boredom and not having anything to do, even if you pass all your day playing vidyas all day it'll keep you from gooning and frying your brain on porn

 No.128441

>>128440
wasting all day on vidya is better than wasting all day gooning i guess
even if i read easypeasy i dont trust that anything will change

 No.128460

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>>128441
It's mostly mental fortitude, you can read how much theory you want but essentially you have to learn how to keep your hands in your pockets
Also we need more fact signs or however I like my reaction images

 No.128467

>>128210
TSMT
>>128185
Zemmy thread

 No.128484

poop and shit and rub my feces everywhere and slap my big fat belly and then drink some milk and yell really loud



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 No.66912[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

/AI/ general thread
Post AI zelliged 'zarty-saving audio, image and video gemeralds and also teach me how to do them too since I'm a selfish little fuck and I can't learn elsewhere
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 No.127049

>>127048
good for you I'm proud of you

 No.127057

>>127034
Would it be possible to ask the AI to animate it? I feel like we're at a point where this is doable

 No.127058

>>127048
Did you use busuu? We have a whole thread for it and real Zaryans did study Dutch after all

 No.128475

>>82935
scrolled for this classic

 No.131286

>>71800
gemmy



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 No.128402[Reply]

We should make a copy of the 'cord document but make it look the exact same and change random informations and then spread it around so the retarded faggot LARPers will eat it up and the soyboys will sneed at it, like changing to Mymy isn't a nazi to she is or "Coco's parents were killed by niggers", it would have to be written in Dutch too
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 No.128407

>>128405
mymy is a purplepilled moralist doebeit

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 No.128412

>>128405
That was the point, also put more ideas like Cleo's favourite food is fried chicken and watermelons

 No.128425

>>128407
holy margerald

 No.128428

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>>128425
What's wrong with being purple?



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 No.127862[Reply]

New 'toss
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 No.127883

>>127875
I don't remember Massa drawing animals in the deels

 No.127884

>>127874
>VOC is ongezellig themed now
gegerald

 No.127885

>>127884
We did it zarty!

 No.127886

I put Dutch flags over the German ones on my Bundeswehr Flecktarn jacket

 No.128403

only irl zellig fan i know is my hungarian friend, does that count as white



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 No.128309[Reply]

Caught a Nigger Jockey in mine craft today
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 No.128312

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Where did you get your skin, is it custom?

 No.128313

>>128309
i need your seed

 No.128379

>>128313
At least take me out to dinner first

 No.128385

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>i need your seed

 No.128401

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>>128309
>Nigger Jockey



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 No.111984[Reply]

Chapter 8 of 10 Dutch Days is out. Predditors are eating it up even though it fucking sucks
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 No.128386

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>>128362
no words… just. KEK

 No.128395

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>TROLL LOL!
>IF YOU DONT LIKE SOMETHING YOU MUST BE LE TROLLING!

 No.128397

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TROLL LOL!
IF YOU DONT LIKE SOMETHING YOU MUST BE LE TROLLING!

 No.128398

>>128397
r/wholesome users after their thremboeth BBC cuck session

 No.128399




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 No.128070[Reply]

We did this, it played while I was having dinner
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 No.128294

>>128235
Of course he was every school attacker is an o9a groomee

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 No.128324

>>128215
it would be like
>>who radicalized you da most?
>jarty sidty shiny zarty sw■nny ch■rro chi■■y sp■nny ja■■y schlog shroom the ribbit rally and whatever splinter is out there

 No.128378

>>128207
Are you retarded? No one is going to do shit legally, and if they were you "thinking about this legal" wouldn't solve shit. Actual nigger iq

 No.128381

>>128378
Nothing ever happens



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 No.128342[Reply]

Who do you think the first Zaryan was? And I don't mean on da kway, I mean on the islamic slum known as /co/, while personally it was fun to believe that there were Zaryans like us all the way in 2018 and with subsequent, recorded, instances of 'zellig appearing on the kway only after a couple of years, it is more probable that these were some sort of ancestors to the average chuddy zaryan. Considering /co/ has always been one of the more prominent libtarded blue boards it is also safe to assume the conditions for the jump to /qa/ were met when /pol/ got to it just around 2020, thus prompting like-minded chuds to begin our slow dominion over this dutch cartoon
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 No.128352

>>128350
Because the author of it is obsessed

 No.128353

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>Because the author of it is obsessed

 No.128355

>>128353
the BBC factory

 No.128356

>>128355
Zoot's house

 No.128365

>>128356
Meds and zolpidem



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 No.59066[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

More zellig cosplay
Ngl I prefer the Indonesian one more
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 No.128331

>>86960
because xe has to deal with you niggers

 No.128332

>>89061
why ze look like that

 No.128338

>>128331
Did leakcord wake up today? Seethe geg



 No.128256[Reply]

>vera productions

 No.128321

Geg



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 No.128297[Reply]

Does Massa have ADHD ximself? How did he portray it so accurately?

 No.128298

>>128297
Massa is an autistic retard like us with that strain of autism which usually doesn't get diagnosed, think smarter than Chris Chan, hence why it comes natural for both him and us to see a mirror in Ongezellig and for him to portray it. Him growing up is actually a big part of why Ongezellig cannot be continued because once you go from that kind of autism to being 30 years old you're most likely not going to understand what made it great in the first place

 No.128319

Yes.



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 No.128257[Reply]

Hi zaryans, here to say thanks for helping me on my campaign against zelligzone and its pedo cabal.
The main pedofags have gone into hiding with rumors that djp acked
I had been gathering info, catfishing and getting spies in there since november so it’s nice to know they won’t come back so easily
While i’m waiting on screenies for a few extra fuckers i’m exposing it might be a while.
On a side note, continue to support Lidly through this tough time
Total Zaryan Victory, hope i’m making doxeralds with you retards again soon
Your King of SNCA - Crowley

 No.128259

thank you nigga

 No.128283

I salute you

 No.128290

did you draw that crowley

 No.128293

Total Zaryan Winraid

 No.128299

>>128290
nope that’s paddysharpies drawing



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 No.128251[Reply]

What do you guys think of the increasing number of attackers using ongezellig imagery? For example, Gabriel Mutti, Hernán Cristobál Meneses, and Desmond Holly?
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 No.128264

*as

 No.128269

>>128261
Don't worry the feds are already working on another terror attack zaryan

 No.128270

>>128251
Don't forget Solomon

 No.128291

>>128270
Solomon was involved with the 'lig? I thought he was a retard soyteen who thought it was coal

 No.128292

>>128291
The schoolocaust is mentioned in his diary along with drawings of BT and Coco I think



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 No.87098[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Zaryans, it's time for another 2-3 months of pvre vnfiltered avtism because Part 2 is being worked on
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 No.127738

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>>127734
>you should care about this Shit Nobaldi Cares About because YOU JUST SHOULD OKAY?????
Less than 10 PPD site btw, GEG! It's Gino!(OOPSIE)

 No.127739

>>127738
Nothing wrong looking like this

 No.127753

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>>127738
Oh my the jannies validated mx by banishing this clittard!

I do this and say this.

 No.128224

>>127724
>>127731
if you wanna act like you dont gaf then dont ask about the drama then nigga
just overly irritating for no reason

 No.128225

>>128224
Xe doesn't understand the value in caring for a small thing and place that no one else understands but us



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 No.128136[Reply]

How do I make a tulpa of Mymy? I wanna enact total Mymy care and affection or somethong among those lines

 No.128137

>>128136
Think hard about Mymy, don't stop thinking about her, pray for her. That's how I got mine.

 No.128138

Sacrifice a belgian child to Moloch

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 No.128150

>>128149
Maybe they just love Mymy that much.

 No.128206

>>128150
exactly



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 No.127991[Reply]

Pretty bored today ask me what I should draw and I'll do it
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 No.128044

>>128040
The day our site dies is the day small gems like >>128036 stop getting made

 No.128052

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>>128044
There's always going to be a steady flow of people who like to make these wholesome reddit gemeralds, after all we are the biggest protectors of this beloved dutch mineral

 No.128062

>>127991
Maya receiving attention from her parents

 No.128119

>>128062
Nah maya doesn't deserve that

 No.128122

>>128119
Yeah she deserves worse



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