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 No.125231[Reply]

Do you guys know where exactly this frame of presumably maya's cat from? I think it was in an onion dweller parody but i watched all of them quickly and didn't manage to find this one frame with the cat. This picture is so interesting I think there is something mystical to it.
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 No.125261

neither of you helped

 No.125262

>>125261
Thank you because we actually didn't watch 'dweller because it's just a heckin' funny animation which doesn't need to be frame memorized

 No.125263

>>125231
i unfortunately know where it is. it's a deleted clip of 'ller where Mymy eats the cat cause she's a gook. you can find it as a gif in one of his community posts i think

 No.125264

>>125263
OYYYYYYYYYYYYY dweller is a cat gore spammer

 No.125343

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>>125263
thank you



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 No.124311[Reply]

I think we should spread the 'ru around again, there's a serious amount of proto-chuddies waiting to be chudded up properly who post le dutch toonz around and having a place where their gems are properly stored always proves to be a good thing. Twitter especially has a lot of them and also other people who could be interesting to have around, it's not like we can keep pretending we're not popular now might as well take the thing in stride and prove that it takes just a bit of care and dedication to have something gemmy
TLDR: SPREAD THE WORD!
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 No.125285

>>125283
agugu no know how to optimize file size

 No.125289

>>125285
>17.9 MB
son of a gug i went on to ezgif.com and put brrr.webm into there, i do sincerely apologize to zoot and boog for wasting 17.9 MB for a gif that should probably be 10 times less out of my vocabulary

 No.125298

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 No.125299

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brrr.webm and coldagugu.gif are the gemmiest gems we did

 No.125300

>>125283
jannnnnnnnnniesssss ban xhem for being underage



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 No.125243[Reply]

My fellow zaryans, I have a final, non Zellig related request, please upload this gigger to the soybooru as I am banned and can’t do it myself. Don’t worry I still like Zellig too
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 No.125248

go to >>>/drenthe/ for spammy, Sharty tier threads.

 No.125249

>>125248
Which has more pph

 No.125250

Hallo Jans please move methreads

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 No.125252

>>125248
Lastly can you still do the thing I requested or are you like above doing such pitiful acts



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 No.125110[Reply]

Ziggas, Card just dropped his final opus magnum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqMYwRFHCho
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 No.125217

>>125214
We need to cure oldfag tiredness syndrome

 No.125218

>>125214
pie or henk?
or literal who

 No.125225

Vve finally got it geg

 No.125226

>>125225
the reactions to the video are so gemmy you have troons unironically trying to fact check how this isn't true

 No.125227

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It's such a fucking shame I am not all-knowing and I can't bear witness to all those trannies and niggers who seriously thought they did something to our gem, sneeding at this video, because it made the numbers, absolutely completely cleared the field with this one
ZWABAG



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 No.125224[Reply]

>The ongezellig fandom can be mad insane but I guess that's how every other fandom can be.
>So in my defense to ongezellig, this is pretty much what happens when right wingers claim their media that they want to associate like left wingers do whether everyone likes it or not.


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 No.123890[Reply]

Hello Zaryans, excuse me for this thread because (((Quote))) doesn't let me post on the sharty unless i allow my pc to get datamined to all hell. but the femquote animator known qwaytriot is back and has made this antimatter of an account on tiktok and has began to post diddyphilic videos about agugu and just other brimmy content.
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 No.123902

>>123896
>sprunkifan
the fat fetish retarded faggot? geeeeeeg
aldoe these kind of 'xes are always hard, do we have any xitter/cord to go from? tiktok is infamously hard to datamine

 No.124003

>>124002
>please click on my datatrooning link
What is this for why should I care about it

 No.124055

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>posting raid/dox threads on /q/ so you don't get datamined

 No.125209

cued we make a slop jak of bor?(op)

 No.125223

>>125209
Slopjaks are SNCA but these doxes usually go nowhere until the convenient discord with all of their infos is found. Until then it rests where it is



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 No.61218[Reply]

The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update
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 No.124587

>>124571
Not even emojipedo literal who is he

 No.124650

>>124571
>>124587
why is he like this

 No.125194

>>61218
I haven't seen a proper speedrun of this game.

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 No.125206

>>125195
No one has managed to beat it yet either



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 No.124546[Reply]

who is the best side character in Ongezellig
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AwbvqgN
voting ends in 5 days
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 No.125189

>>125188
Those are faggots who don't deserve to see the light of the sun

 No.125192

>>125189
Getting mad at faggots that do not exist is so aryan of je

 No.125193

>>125184
Eikofags did we just got BTFO'd by KikiGODS of zoiets?

 No.125198

>>125187
free palestine leftoids aren't real antisemites they're just tourists, I've been noticing my whole life with my first word being TKD meanwhile you just got here after see a video of a building getting blown up in gaza on your troontoks and reals or whatever these youngsters use these days

 No.125204

>>125198
These fuggen youngsters are noticing incorrectly



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 No.125174[Reply]

Who the fuck is Vivian?

 No.125175

>>125174
a pedo foid and a former zute's "girlfriend"

 No.125176

my wife
>>125175
me when i lie and spread misinformation online

 No.125177

>>125176
someone link the dox thread i'm too umbothered to do that myself

 No.125182

>>125174
I am Vivian



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 No.124788[Reply]

L or W?
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 No.125025

>>125024
that shit don't work (source: i am still a nigger)

 No.125148

>>125016
our little comedian

 No.125149

>>125024
if i even looked in your direction, my whiteness would blind you

 No.125164

>>125148
I'm being completely serious, there is no comedy in that statement.

 No.125179

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 No.125028[Reply]

honorary realistic mymy, I drew it from memory so its just some random face my brain made up
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 No.125141

>>125125
Maya does NOT look like this takes your meds

 No.125142

>>125125
That's a skinwalker trying to pass as Maya

 No.125146

>>125118
jannycacas…

 No.125171

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 No.125178

If this thread was a physical place I would suicide bomb it



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 No.124169[Reply]

and just what is this dude,, just how worse can it get,,
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 No.125153

>>125151
i tried to think of other good ones but no i think it really is just him

 No.125154

>>125152
what did you expect from a mixxy

 No.125159

>>124169
literally all this site does anymore is seethe about new fans and fans arent chuddy enough. literal 4cuck oldtroon behavior. maybe if you guys stopped being selfish little fucks and started making gemmy fan content instead of constantly seething the fanbase would improve.

 No.125161

>>125159
We make chuddy gems every week

 No.125216

>>125159
we make stuff you faggot, this isn't the first time it happens either in 2024 we had every app and normies you can imagine getting in on 'zellig, now if someone named DWELLER just said something chuddy so that the media literacy retards can go fuck themselves the problem wouldn't even exist anymore



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 No.124022[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

My name is Nate higgers, I'm a 21-year old NEET soy"teen" I spend most of my days in my room posting on the sharde and the zarty. But one day a strange number called me the numbers on the screen were a sickly green like a brap from a stinking jartynigger. I hesitantly picked up and heard a dominant black man shout at me "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" I felt so submissive and weak when the nigger spoke to me that I quickly waved by to my mother when I left my gooncave, and ran to the address that the dominant black bull spoke of. When I got to the address I was met with a dilapidated Detroit style house covered in awards, LGBT flags, brown skinned Cocos and rap music playing loudly from it, a flock of fat niggers and hispanics were crowded outside the door. One particularly fat Hispanic man with long shit stained hair let out a loud brap and the other brown skinned obese men started jumping and shouting "Oyaya circumcise the woman", but then they saw me and stopped the jumping, shouting and brapping. They grabbed my skinny shoulders, the one with the lightest skin, a transwoman with unmistakably male shoulders, long brown hair and a dysgenic face covered in pimples and stubble "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" xhe said. I must have blacked out because of the smell and only woke up in a dark disturbing goon cave with dilapidated rusty shit stained walls that really proved their socio-economic challenges. The dirty walls were covered in images of rape porn, agugu soytan, Mymyabuse and brown skinned Mymys, Mayas and Cocos. But then i froze in shock as a group of melanated obese men stomped on my feet crushing my fragile hands under their greasy elephant feet, I shrieked in pain but they just put a greasy and disgusting zelty burger in my mouth, as they all got off me and started playing roblox condo games and gooning to the aforementioned pictures on the walls. After staying in this horrid house only living off the cockroaches scurrying around I was able live here for years, but the various assortment of black, hispanic, arabic, south east asian and indian men started forcing me on estrogen and started calling me Lilith. I have now spent 4 years in this house, I am 25-years old at least by now, I miss my mother, I miss my tendies and living in my mother's house. I am severely malnourished from my diet of bugs and estrogen and I am shaking as I type this, this is a warning to never answer a call Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.124276

>>124218
nietzsche had a maya bodypillow
source: he spoke of it

 No.124279

>>124276
another keyed thing that nietzsche has done

 No.124280

>>124275
nah, but i must learn how to

 No.125123

File: 1771523528201.mp4 (36.03 MB, 1920x1080, zeldeehaus.mp4)

to repent for potentially derailing the thread with >>124051 (its based and clickablenumberspilled) i have created this, my brain tried to shut down multiple times during the creation of this and i should have used tts and i really just wanted to say "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" "oyaya circumcise the woman" "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" using the funny voices

 No.125145

>>125123
super gemmy



 No.125128[Reply]

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 No.125138

>>125137
This one is gemmier because it's on the better board

 No.125139

>>125128
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

 No.125140

>>125139
The alt right dogwhistle known as Zigle Zogle

 No.125143

>url has "MqMY" in it
>sounds awfully similar to "MYMY"

 No.125144

>>125143
really stretching it



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 No.119771[Reply]

>
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 No.120871

>>120858
this poonmy hurts so much to look at it actually just saddens me

 No.121049

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 No.121500

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 No.122749

>>119771
gem that saved many souls

 No.125069




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 No.124604[Reply]

yall look at my new reaction images im sooooo good lekokzzkedkokeokfrkrineiofzfzd
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 No.124627

>>124626
i thought that it was yana because of the bigass nose i gave it, but no its actually Vera.

 No.124628

>>124626
if you complain once more i swear im gonna make a yana reaction image ;-;

 No.124629

>>124628
this is blackmail

 No.124630

>>124629
yessss

 No.125011

reviving chat



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 No.109229[Reply]

Sometimes, I dream of rubbing my fingers through Maya's hair.
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 No.119983

>>119932
I'm aware, I'm a retarded nusoi
>>119934
spadeson with a lot of BNWO tattoos I've seen posted a couple of times and liked the look of. I like how the mouth isn't visible

 No.119984

>>119983
how the hell did I post this?

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 No.119987

>>119984
you probably clicked new reply

 No.124998




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 No.124692[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

So recently I was on an airplane and I didnt have my phone or anything. All I had was 10 dollars and a notebook, not even my sketchbook. So I bought myself some pens, normal black ink pens for 5 dollars I think.
This was on the flight home. I actually sat in the wrong seat and there was some problems but I got sat at the window seat and there was this guy next to me. he was probably middle aged (later told me he was 37).
So I was just doodling (pics will be posted) Maya, coco, and just zellig shit. after 45 minutes while we were descending (short flight) he complimented my art and we talked about zellig
I told him about the show and what it was about and he said that Maya was cute and he liked her hoodie and girls like that. I made a random dude a mayaGOD lol
anyways moral of story Maya WABAG
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 No.124972

>>124964
>recommending any pirating site
how about you nusois shut up before the glowies rape it all?

 No.124976

>>124964
>implying feds need you to torrent something to spy on you
>implying you can escape the feds by not torrenting
>implying russian spyware site that requires you to make an account is any better
>clip studio paint EX isn't even on rutracker anyways
quadruple fail, you dislike piratebay just because it's popular and you want to be a contrarian. i testify that i used piratebay to torrent everything for decades and literally nothing ever happened. you get the same files from the same groups no matter what site you use. If you want to use some snca site to find another torrent that has like 2 seeders and waste your time waiting days to download one file, that's on you

 No.124977

>>124972
rutracker is well known bro

 No.124979

>>124977
still nusoiniggers my point stands

 No.124988

>>124976
>I've used the website that sends shitskins to prison chud
>I haven't had issues with it chud
>The glowing bay is a perfect place for you to illegally acquire your apps chud
>You're just a contrarian for not joining us chud



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 No.124954[Reply]

Holy geg mymy wrote this
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 No.124961

they got a wiki for everything on that website

 No.124963

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>>124961
Even for Vloddy Vlod?

 No.124965

>>124963
brim…

 No.124966

>>124963
xhe looks like a puppet

 No.124978

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>maya is a person too



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 No.7033[Reply]

can anyone with good transparent simple coco/maya images make funny bounce gif on this website https://poyopoyo.gifanimaker.com/ like this, its top right one thanks
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 No.124944

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>>124826
>you can click the numbers

 No.124945

>>124944
embeded guguwafflewaaaah.png

 No.124946

>>124945
how the hell did you know that was the specific goog i used

 No.124947

>>124946
guguvision

 No.124953




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 No.118922[Reply]

'DWELLER I KNOW YOU LURK HERE, FIX THIS FIX THIS FIX THIS FIX THIS
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 No.124810

>>124809
Koos destroy everyone who posts tiktok brimstone

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 No.124871

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>>124787
>>124792
>worshipping sandnigger pedo rapist terrorists to own the other sandnigger pedo rapist terrorists

 No.124883

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 No.124895

>>124871
you just can't win with these people



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 No.124738[Reply]

Theoretically speaking Ongezellig is at least known by 1 billion people on Earth

 No.124740

blud really added the gugu gif i requested thank you aryan

 No.124741

jsid

 No.124742

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nice gugus chiki sound

 No.124746

>>124742
super nice chiki googs WABAG

 No.124747




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 No.124687[Reply]

I've managed to finally obtain pdfs of two lost fics, the troons lose this time

 No.124708

Are they gemmy or complete brimstone niggerhell

 No.124712

Apart from the continuous discordshittery inside (Maya LITERALLY has fucking 'cord) it's not THAT bad

 No.124718

>>124708
semi gemmy, adlal makes Maya a dyke doe
>>124712
>even&doe Maya would definitely use cord

 No.124720

>>124718
Evendoe we're shown her desktop and there's 0 signs of Discoal



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 No.124404[Reply]

What was the plot of Ongezellig, again? I memoryholed it.
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 No.124547

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>>124415
>Jolly ho! I have the upmost desire and personal contentment to fornicate with this foreign lass of mysterious ancestry and lineage. However because your outward mongrel appearance and the further knowledge I have acquired about you regarding you're ancestral heritage I have concluded that you're racial and social value is equivalent to that of a goose egg I say! I cannot personally allow thyself to participate in such an endeavor as I have pledged racial allegiance to my kindred and racial stock, I would be dishonoring this oath and myself by breaking this accord towards what I and many other's believe to be the master race. Glory to Sir Adolf Hitler, glory to the final triumph, commonwealth for the monarch and his majesty, his majesty and the monarch for the commonwealth, long last the millennium lasting realm and empire.

 No.124548

>>124547
high effort gegerald

 No.124551

>>124404
Maya watches porn, the sisters remind her that she has to do a history assignment (she doesn't do it because she's a retard) but she leaves the PC open for Coco to use where she downloads porn for her own assignment. The next day all 3 girls get in trouble for various reasons linked to the assignment in question, they are given only a couple of hours on the same day to work on something decent, after Mymy fucks it up for everyone. Coco and Mymy complete their own assignment and Maya plays mental gymnastics about why her sisters would ever help her, she gets distracted and doesn't do the assignment. She resorts to ask help from them, but she wants to leave the room when Mymy brings up the topic of where does Maya go during break or who her friends are, this causes Coco to try to defuse the situation unsuccessfully as Maya eventually forces her into a position where she has to admit the only reason she's helping her is because she knows she has no friends. Maya gets mad at this and throws shit on Coco's dead parents, they "fight", Maya like the pussy she is runs away to sulk. Coco in the meantime fixes Mymy's heckin' racist assignment to be able to be used by Maya, go searches for her and they all go to Vera to actually complete the thing. They eventually come home where Maya still hasn't learnt jackshit and when asked if she wants to play with her sisters she tries to Yes immediately followed by No, and resorts to listening through the wall to the other room.
The ending seals for me the realistic part of it, it's bittersweet because we will never truly know if Maya actually gets past her issues or if she acts like the average chud, where they both long and reject social interactions, out of superiority, etc.

 No.124553

Vera lectures (You) for why race mixing is bad

 No.124677

>>124553
Vera is Ashkenazi she would do the opposite



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 No.65806[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

A thread dedicated to the documentation and discussion of Zellig fan projects currently in the works. Mostly just a bunch of nothingwaffel that will be put on "indefinite hiatus" or however the project is acked in 2 months.
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 No.124610

>>124609
Thinking Habbo Hotel is 4chan culture when in reality every single Dutch child had a Habbo account that they were actively getting groomed on is funny

 No.124611

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>>124609
>hating things just because they are old
<loving things just because they are old even though you weren't there to witness it
^loving old things because you actually have fond memories from that time

 No.124621

>>124601
>ai fan art le bad
What is this reddit

 No.124623

>>124595
Hitler actually loved the Jews

 No.124625

>>124602
The dialogue is a bit mechanical although I can see her getting even more of a doomer. Also the heckin' air rifle being brought up again
This means that Mymy didn't grow up AT ALL or it's just the few source material being reused as the only characteristic of a character, you'd think an older Mymy would grow out of such things but I'd guess not



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 No.380[Reply]

accurate or no?
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 No.124399

i transheart shadowmario

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>>124398
he didnt make that game doe it was a different mario

 No.124402

>My nigga Goof

 No.124544

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>>381
Maya is the type of nigga to comment "only OG's will remember this" on every single video she see's that's older than four years

 No.124545

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Maya's the type to make an edgy joke under a recently published video by whatever niche performer she follows, edits out her comment 3 times out of frustration from how it hasn't recieved a single like, makes 4 of her alt accounts to like it, realizes what she's doing, grows to hate how cringy she is and subsequently deletes her comment out of spite



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 No.124509[Reply]

Maya will never have a Valentine and trashed the only gift someone tried to give her, she's a truecel and in this she has to be defended
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>>124537
Buckbroken by doxBVLLS, though the location on the account says "West Asia" so this guy is either a KIKE or a Muslim. My money on the former

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>>124539
Also can't be that one artist because that one came from France instead, let's see what the logs have in store for us

 No.124541

alive nigger baby of a thread

 No.124542

>>124538
i use it to hatelurk r/ongezellig for my daily dose of cancer but now im going to stop due to this post

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>>124542
>hatelurk
there's not even anything on there what are you even lurking, 10 posts a day?



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Deel 1 Aflevering 2 kino by onion dweller just dropped
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 No.124392

if the yana isn't memoryholed from existence soon reality will begin to tear itself apart

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>>124392
yana is the zem that saved the zarty kys

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>>124393
I'm gonna cry weh

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>>124393
Yana is brimstone made by Mossad

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>>124394
>I'm gonna cry weh



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 No.39502[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8C

Happy birthday Maya…
I'm full of love.
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>>119769
So true

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>Mayamail #12

>Monday, April 8th


>I think I’ve found where god puts the files he wants to delete but the recycle bin is full.


>remember that personality test I took back in December? well, boredom is a dangerous drug and I made the mistake of clicking the "Home" button on that website.


>I ended up in a place called the ‘party’.


>it’s… it’s like looking into a kaleidoscope made of vomit and hatred.


>it’s just page after page of these crudely drawn bald men screaming with their mouths open. I think they’re called "soyjaks." tens of thousands of them. some are eating bugs, some are crying, some are just incomprehensible scribbles.


>and the people posting there? the "soyteens"? I am 99% sure they are not human beings. they speak in a language that looks like english but feels like a stroke. they keep yelling about "gems" and "coal" and "brimstone."

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>>119890
Such a fucking gem it actually made me cry tears of joy from how Shakespeare this shit is

 No.124382

>>119890
vve need to resurrect writerfail and continue xhis gem o algo



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 No.122543[Reply]

>SEE CHUD? SHE WOULD BE A WHOLESOME REDDIT WHIMSICAL CHUNGUS AND NOT A NAZI!

 No.124381

zero reppys



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