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 No.1051[Reply]

never forget
Mayar from.selling
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 No.1126

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>>1116
Caca from.selling

 No.61351

upping this gem from the bottom of the log

 No.61352

>>61351
Oldfag

 No.61360

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 No.61361

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 No.58849[Reply]

'ore accurate mymy
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 No.61329

>>61328
>of cordpedogroomer
You WILL marge me in

 No.61330

>>61329
read the first 5 replies or something

 No.61331

>>61328
evendoe its not fanart of the OP

 No.61337

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 No.61339




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 No.60410[Reply]

Zaryans, you don't know how much I NEED to kill myself
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 No.61249

>>61240
How did u even come to this conclusion bro …๐Ÿ’”

 No.61250

>>61249
emoji and typing style

 No.61251

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>>61250
Mods, remove this nigger at once from my board

 No.61252

>>61250
Everyone uses emojis . And I'm referencing the "furious dish meme"

 No.61257




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 No.61226[Reply]

 No.61227

T-tehe ^w^ yew sawid eraDICate

 No.61228

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>T-tehe ^w^ yew sawid er - ACKACKACKACKACKACK

 No.61230

>>61227
so geggy!!

 No.61232

>>61226
This is Cdog, the cucknadian from the podcast btw



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 No.61201[Reply]

What if you go to the North Pole?

 No.61202

you get further away from the south pole

 No.61203

You enter Zelligborean with all the Zellig, this is where Massa went to when hunkered down in the Massabรผnker

 No.61211




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 No.44296[Reply]

maya is the most huggable character of all time. from the show we learn all about her and her troubles and listen to her thoughts and emphasize/relate for/to her, wanting to hug her is the best course of action. cuddling maya would make her feel safe and loved while feeling she found the person she truly loves. appearance wise it would really enchance the experience, her blushing all the time is a reminder to how warm she'd be in your arms and hearing the soft breathing breaking the silence would be comforting. her hair could use some work as running your fingers through them wouldnt be very easy but if you encourage her to shower it'd be nicer. overall maya itd be amazing to hug maya to make her feel wanted so this is why i hold a maya bodypillow every night and keep living with the goal of having a robot maya wife in the future
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 No.56793

Bumo

 No.56797

MAYA IS BVILT FOR HUGS, LOVE AND CARE!

 No.56809

>>56797
trvthnvke

 No.61206

if Maya doesn't appear right in front of me and comfort and hug me and tell me she loves me right this second im going to scream at the top of my lungs until i pass out

 No.61207

>>61206
TSMT TSMT TSMT



 No.61070[Reply]

I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - ongezellig pornography. Ongezellig has been a major part of my life. It has helped me through difficult times, has shaped my life philosophy, and has done far more for me than other people ever have. I view the characters not as friends or acquaintances - we have, after all, never met - but instead almost as a part of me.

Thus, to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust is nothing short of a travesty. I am usually reasonably good at empathy, but such an act simply stirs my emotions too much for me to be able to "live and let live" or anything similar. The best I can do is ignore it, and that isn't much of a solution - especially when it is waved in front of my face by fellow posters here.

I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised 'zelligs may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake. Well, an open message to anyone reading this: if you care even slightly about my plight, please, I beg of you, don't post anything here related to 'zellig pornography, and don't encourage or respond to others who do. I've no doubt there are plenty of other places on the internet far away from the eyes of overly sensitive fools such as myself.
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 No.61116

>>61114
New personal gegbvll, the dutchshitskin

 No.61126

>>61112
what are your thoughts on this video

 No.61127

>>61126
Rangereplace Reddit's neurons with this video

 No.61130

>>61126
this is what goes on inside my mind every second

 No.61131

>>61130
agugu mind virus patient zero



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 No.2361[Reply]

Attention Zaryans
Deel 7 just dropped

"Mymy chuds een school neer"
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 No.61121

>>61113
I think zaryans are more interested in Dutch culture than newfags on Reddit and Instagram

 No.61122

>>61120
U-using emojis on thaw zarwty?. Y-you're katecaca!?

 No.61123

Oy vey. I-i a-almost t-tappwed a minwor

 No.61124

I still find it funny that Mymy is a time bomb but the teachers especially Vera don't give a damn

 No.61125

>>61121
Reddit is too fixated upon
>saving da zeeeeelllliiigg, trust me goyims, the MOMENT this YouTuber watches Ongezellig Massa will come back!
And ironically miss out on all the little details, namely, the dutch culture



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 No.60994[Reply]

>bvilt for bbc
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 No.61102

>>61100
saw my post on zooru award

 No.61103

>>61100
obsessed

 No.61104

>>61103
what the hell r u on bout

 No.61105

>>61104
obsessed with namefags award

 No.61107

>>61105
No I saw the t-thing on the zooru. Sorry



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 No.60987[Reply]

Favourite deel?
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 No.61040

>>61039
The heckin' wholesome gemmy animated scenes and the implied TND are kino you mean

 No.61041

hard to decide, while id say 4 is probably the best.
my favorite is 6 because of maya's "imagination" scenes plus the credits scene of her while ik ben het maar plays

 No.61047

>>60987
Deel 4 feels like the calm before the storm, so I choose it

 No.61053

>>61039
acucu

 No.61062

>>61047
the cvlm befQre the stQrm…



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 No.61043[Reply]

>As you can see, I have recently taken hostage of one of your dutch noblewomen!
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 No.61054

>>61050
super gemerald

 No.61056

>>61050
why do drawgods always forget the three eyelashes of mymy

 No.61057

>>61056
DrawGODS… your response?

 No.61058

>>61056
I think more people forget the (fake) freckles

 No.61059

>>61058
Jewish mole, Mymy is Aryan and has natural freckles and A10 eyes



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 No.60435[Reply]

What would their disabilities be?
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 No.60565

>>60459
her red nigger wiggle looks like demonic horns

 No.60569

>>60565
Nah they just don't fit the perspective

 No.60570

>>60569
Confused what you were replying to, I was talking about the drawing in the original post

 No.61013

>>60435
>Maya
ADD, Autism, or Schizoid Personality Disorder.
>Mymy
Narcissistic Personality Disorder or Prosopagnosia.
>Coco
Intermittent Explosive Disorder or Facial Paralysis.

 No.61037

Mymy seems to have a mental block



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 No.60422[Reply]

>someone's actually making a agugu parody of 2 babies 1 fox from 764 groups
Fuck my stupid chud life, actually killing myself…
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 No.60611

>>60610
>the average person does not think having a relationship with a late teenager is pedophilia
Resident of the Schengen area award
>using the word โ€œpedophileโ€ the way you do seems to be a thing exclusive among zoomers.
Ok milleniACK

 No.61006

>>60596
zarty lore crafting: all sisters are racist
4cuck lore crafting: all sisters are pedophiles

 No.61007

>>61006
massa lore crafting: all sisters are no more

 No.61008

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>>61007
Foenkie lore crafting: all sisters are built for beebeenzee

 No.61010

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>Yes little nureelcacas…
>Say that Coco is built for the Big Colored Cocks, come on spread it around



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 No.2638[Reply]

Soyzellig.party:
>Total posts: 4,109
>Unique posters: 317
>Active content: 820.37 MB
thefrogpond.org:
>Total posts: 4,261
>Unique posters: 327
>Active content: 221.96 MB
you're getting there(You know the rules and so do I!)
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 No.2673

It was bound to happen froggy
>clitty unique posters: 70% soi raiders that cattywipe and leave
>zarty unique posters: 10% raiders 20% off siters that found this site randomly, 70% zaryans happy to get their own site

 No.2675

>>2673
Trvthnvke

 No.17395

thefrogpond.org:
>Total posts: 15,670
>Unique posters: 1,588
>Active content: 1.3 GB
soyzellig.party:
>Total posts: 25,665
>Unique posters: 2,614
>Active content: 6.2 GB

 No.61001

thefrogpond.org:
>dead
soyzellig.party:
>Total posts: 87,283
>Unique posters: 8,836
>Active content: 21.5 GB

 No.73227

frup



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 No.60931[Reply]

Project ROY Art Server discord archive (not the ROY server where they make the comics THOUGH)
https://mega.nz/file/NUwyADLR#Mz1OsIl2T1xp6uOqJCSLxN3pbWUF4YK5cuVf4VeJF20
rest in piss niggers!
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 No.60944

>>60943
maybe remove the snca artwork and leave text only

 No.60945

>>60944
Keep the SNCA artwork

 No.60988

>>60944
i thought of doing this as another option, i havent saved every channel doe cause its even more snca

 No.60989

>>60988
you can also divide the archive into 20 parts and upload each of them separately

 No.60996

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Does uh anyone have the invite



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 No.60954[Reply]

new ben garrison
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 No.60956

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>>60955
now imagine a gigachad saying this
expectations subverted

 No.60957

Such a pity there is not a single slur for belgians because they are not even a real ethnicity uhhh

 No.60958

>>60957
belgen zijn geen ras or however the rumor goes

 No.60960

>>60954
Well I mean 'rrison isn't wrong

 No.60991

>>60954
So the maximum is 2, got it.



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 No.60946[Reply]

Bros?..

 No.60947

Soulless app, delete it

 No.60948

>>60946
>SA listed as Turkey
Oh nonononononono
And I mean it's Shittok, the attention span is in the negative there

 No.60952

>>60948
Are you fucking retarded
-Love Zaryan 60946

 No.60953

>>60952
Fell for the obvious SAbait award



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 No.60918[Reply]

maya would probably be le disgusted by us ngl

 No.60919

>>60918
The biggest falsenvke to ever hit the Zarty

 No.60920

she would go nuts for zaryan bwc

 No.60928

>>60918
Maya would make self-deprecating posts, be found out, then become a massive e-whore for the Zarty until someone posts her 'oxx. Coin flip whether she ACKs or disappears from the internet for a few years afterward.

 No.60930

>>60928
>would make self-deprecating posts
This already happens
>be found out
This also happened
>until someone posts her 'oxx
Check for dubs because this happened too
>she ACKs
June 24th
Well looks like, we are missing 2 key events here



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 No.60824[Reply]

>i like ongezellig and lolis wearing wehrmacht uniforms
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 No.60848

Let me post this to sharty for more geggerals(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.60849

Imminent rape victim above

 No.60850

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>>>60844 (You)
>>>60824 (OP)
>SameOP

 No.60852

Moved to >>>/snca/1488.



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 No.60772[Reply]

guy cheeser is gay and a pedophile
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 No.60814

>>60813
they did this before >>57769 , these niggers want to use Zarty as a personal army against literal who from discord in their personal vendetta, they obsessively hate cheeser for some reason

 No.60815

>>60814
as if it ever worked geg, they can't do shit and it's beautiful

 No.60816

>>60815
Anticheesercord IN SHAMBLES

 No.60823

>>60805
That sounds like some giga behavior, how do I join?



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 No.60661[Reply]

my life feels empty
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 No.60769

>>60768
Rapeson doesn't care, he'll make you a new axewound

 No.60808

>>60769
Rapeson should care, the entire point of rape is the victim(s) not giving consent, by me giving consent it doesn't make it rape anymore, it just makes it gay sex.

 No.60812

>>60808
'son doesn't care what kind of 'x it is

 No.60817

>>60812
Good to know, I guess.

 No.60818

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>How does rape personally affect you exactly?



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 No.60617[Reply]

how many actual niggers like ongezellig? arent there like 6 atleast?

kate
pedo loli guy
roos terra
foenkie
2 xitterfags i dont remember
kane drama fnfpedonigger guy

any more i should know of?
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 No.60639

do lightskins count?

 No.60641

>>60617
Depending on who those xitter users are, I'd say 6-7

 No.60793

>Kate
Yes
>pedo guy
Yes
>Everyone else
No. There is nova stuff o algo

 No.60797

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>>60793
Nevermind that's a oc o algo

 No.60809

>>60617
I mean, I'm a spic and I like ongezellig, that's close enough right?



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 No.60578[Reply]

Any Zaryans having issues while rewatching Ongezellig?
How do I get her off?
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 No.60786

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>>60764
the album is Saijiki and from a group named 3776

 No.60794

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>>60770
Brian removed her niggerwiggle and corrupted her in later seasons btw

 No.60796

>>60794
Brian also made her dutch-looking wow

 No.60798

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>>60796
erm source
how do YOU know what dutch people look like

 No.60799

>>60798
Source: my eyes



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 No.60757[Reply]

lock in

 No.60758

>>60757
>Miku piss
Discord or Twitter, call it

 No.60759

>>60758
piss world



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 No.58313[Reply]

The eternal question, troon or woman?
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 No.60625

>>60621
Did you forget the kekistani Mymy cosplayer

 No.60630

>>60616
built for BBC

 No.60631

>>60630
built for mcdonalds albeit

 No.60632

>>60621
That thing about attracting autistic people doesn't work here.

 No.60756

>>60632
Meds, every Zaryan is autistic by definition



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 No.60540[Reply]

nvzeliggers can't solve this:
<
x=2
y=xยณ
z=(y+x)รท2
ฯช=โˆš(z+xยฒ)+(y-z)+zรท10
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 No.60545

6.5, so it turns out thrembo IS a real number, rational even

 No.60546

>>60545
took 2 hours to solve it award

 No.60547

>>60546
1 minute though

 No.60549

>>60545
Of course it's a rational number, 80085/420 is a rational number. It's not a surprise it's rational

 No.60595

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 No.60582[Reply]

Why is almost half of the zellig fandom racist?

 No.60583

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Stupid question. Deport yourself to the rice field you filthy sodomite

 No.60586

>>60582
Too many late joiner libtards

 No.60587

>>60582
alot of the shows fan base comes from image board sites, just par for the course I reckon

 No.60588

>>60582
Someone hasn't studied the zelligstory enough



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 No.60509[Reply]

Do you guys still use 4cuck?
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 No.60556

Never used any imageboards in my life until I started using the sharty. I went to /co/ one time just to check and it's goonniggerhell.

 No.60562

>>60556
To be fair most imageboards nowadays suck

 No.60572

No, I stopped long time ago, I occasionally visit /pol/ when there is a new shooter to look for manifesto, but otherwise posting there is like pissing in an ocean of piss
>inb4 glownigger

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 No.60574

>>60573
no, it's for memes and to laugh at them



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 No.60471[Reply]

๐’€‚๐’€๐’€ญ๐’ ๐€‚๐€„๐€…๐€† ๐“€‚๐“…†๐“‹’๐“ณ
๐ค€๐ค๐ค‚๐คƒ๐ค„๐ค…๐ค†๐ค‡๐คˆ๐ค‰๐ค๐ค‘๐ค’๐ค“๐ค”๐ค•๐ค–๐ค—๐ค˜๐ค™๐คŠ๐ค‹๐คŒ๐ค๐คŽ๐ค

๐€€๐€๐€ƒ๐€‚๐€„๐€…๐€†๐€‡๐€ˆ๐€‰๐€Š๐€‹๐€๐€Ž๐€๐€๐€‘๐€’๐€“๐€”
๐“€‚๐“€‡๐“€‰๐“€๐“€ ๐“€๐“‚๐“€ฑ๐“‰๐“€ฟ๐“€ช๐“ถ๐“‚ง๐“‚ฎ๐“‚ซ๐“ƒบ๐“ƒณ๐“„œ๐“„ฒ๐“„“๐“…†๐“…ข๐“…ผ๐“†€๐“†พ๐“ˆ€๐“‰’๐“‰ผ๐“Šช๐“‹œ๐“‹’๐“ณ๐“Žณ
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 No.60473

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>>60471
Maya why are you speaking ebelgionics.

 No.60474

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 No.60476

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>>60473
<Flood detected; Post discarded.

 No.60535

eye of rah



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 No.60508[Reply]

>Deep down in Japsterdam close to the Old 'chans
>Way back up in the boards among the everblues
>There stood a log made of /co/al and ligs
>Where lived an orange girl named Mymy Schoppenboer
>Who never ever learned to trace or 'jak so well
>But she could be gemmy just like a-posting a cob
>Gem gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
>Gem Mymy gem!
>Gem
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