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 No.67150[Reply]

i was going through some old project files and i found the source code for a desktop buddy similar to that konata dancer thing. it was never finished because i cant into art or anything like that. supposed to play a gif at the corner of the windows taskbar.

would anyone be willing to do some gifs and help me finish this? should be quick to roll out once i got some art gifs to work with. 207 x 243 seems to be about the res i found perfect and is the res of the placeholder gif i have right now. i would prefer 8bit or whatever so retro thing but anything would honestly help and i cannot be picky.

current idea was just to have the 3 sisters for now unless someone suggests any further ideas in this thread.
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 No.75237

>>75236
no i'm just massively retarded i do not mean to sound like some twitter sperg (though that sounds funny)

 No.75238

>>75236
Maybe he accidentally put a virus in it

 No.75239

the zarty dev should implement the dancers to the site doesnt seem too hard

 No.75254

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>>75239
They can't even fix the 'booru doe so that's that

 No.75256

>>75254
evendoe that's Zute being a SLF, so for this time it's not them but it's one fag



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 No.75119[Reply]

>I wonder what she's reading
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 No.75167

>>75161
all IAZ characters look like spoons/thumbs/fingers

 No.75168

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>>75120(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.75169

>>75168
I can only imagine what was posted

 No.75170

>>75169
I doubt it's anything worse than >>10208

 No.75171

>>75168
Do c*sworkcacas really?



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 No.75152[Reply]

6 April 1652 marks the date of Jan van Riebeeck's arrival at Table Bay, Cape Town, to establish a way station for VOC ships travelling between the Dutch Republic and Batavia (Jakarta, Indonesia)
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 No.75158

>>75157
>t. bait

 No.75159

>>75158
>Everything I don't like is bait: a zaryan's guide to political discussion

 No.75162

>>75157
>>75159
It's all the russians along with the jews and the kaffers

 No.75163

>>75156
IAZ version NOW

 No.75165

>>75163
I was thinking about it



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 No.75013[Reply]

Maya has a Pinkerton phone background, what do we think her favorite song from the album would be?
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 No.75060

>>75059
i use my phone all day but i forgot to charge it once or twice

 No.75062

>>75059
No wonder she is struggling academically

 No.75130

>>75017
Trvke. Across the Sea and Why Bother are good contenders too.

 No.75132

>>75024
OH MY VOLK SISAAAA

 No.75144

>>75130
why bother even doe that would be weird for her to relate to



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 No.69283[Reply]

Nucocosplayercacas, why can't we find an actual yellow sweater geeeeeg
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 No.75078

>>75066
Ok, but she really looks manly. Tomboy maybe? Or just a buff woman, idk.

 No.75079

>>75078
just wait with gooning for confirmation

 No.75080

>>73251
Even doe older Hispanics are also the gayest of all old people

 No.75121

>>75078
this is literally how every dutch woman looks, sorry to break the news to you zaryan

 No.75131

>>69317
The majority of troons are South East Asian and Latin American, and if we're being real any black/brown woman would fuck a White man to live in Europe.
You are being decieved by the jewish agenda.



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 No.75109[Reply]

old but gold pebblethrow

 No.75110

kino

 No.75128

romanian schizo bumo



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 No.75084[Reply]

MymyGODs on life support, ho-ho!

 No.75087

naz vantablack brimstone eminating radiation

 No.75089

That's not Mymy retard

 No.75090

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>>75089
She looks like Mymy, you see the pattern!



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 No.74861[Reply]

Hey guys, i guess that's it. The "event" finished like yesterday, and i just wanted to say I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being a bit too harsh, or rather I wasn't harsh, I was supportive if anything i do like this place, I like 'zellig after all, like all you people do (i assume at least) but the pph problem (or at least it was a bit of a downside for me) it always seemed strange and sad, but i think that frqqt has shown me and many others alike exactly why this problem exists, it's sad, but better have dnb pph than whatever the fuck fr**t allowed cuz he was heckin "kuz" fuck froot for that btw, i haven't used this place for that long or that much so i'm sorry if this may come off… In one way or another just know, I love you fellas, please keep banning those terrible people.

KEEP FIGTHING! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT THIS IS A MAGA IMAGE BOARD or something

also if anyone even sees this or replies can someone tell me how you people think of us? of kuz and others? uh yeah that's about it thank you people for reading my weird kind of self reflecting even message i love you all
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 No.74926

>>74917
oh yeah what's up with that, are the rumors about a lot of trannies true? if so why the fuck are they still not BTFO? too valuable? not to sound like a piece of shit i'm genuinely curious, as i stated before i'm rather new to this place or at least haven't used it a lot

 No.74927

>>74926
The offsite has a collection of troons, shitter mostly, but we have ways of dealing with them, we keep them at bay.

 No.74951

>>74927
very well.

 No.74968

+=test=+

 No.75034

>>74917
Soyzellig gained longevity compared to other splinters because it offered something instead of just being slightly shittier sharty



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 No.74834[Reply]

>soyzelling.party
>go to the /zelling/ board, expecting zelling discussion
>no zelling
>'p in almost every thread
>check the overboard
>nothing but 'p for 40 pages
why the fuck is it like this? i expected zelling but this whole site is just pedos spamming cp
i'm ban evading btw
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 No.74848

>sees 'p
>doesn't report it
>makes a rant about it instead in another thread

 No.75011

>>74848
That's aryan zartypedo

 No.76019

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lmao xd haha

 No.76020

meds no cp

 No.76228

>>76020
meds and kys



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 No.74639[Reply]

if you had to go for one of the boys from the class, which one would you pick?
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 No.74762

Bait: the thread

 No.74763

>>74761
brenton schmergstein

 No.74771

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>the words of Brenton Tarrant

 No.74825

>>74639
Koos so I could force him to fix the sharty before xe dies from AIDS

 No.74828

>>74825
Saved this thread award



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 No.74620[Reply]

There is nothing more hilarious than 'zellig fan's collective cognitive dissonance to pretend they don't jack off to the characters
Be real lil bro, and resolve to jerk it less.
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 No.74673

>>74668
Goonfish kill yourself

 No.74695

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>>74673
what kind of insult is goonfish supposed to be? why are you calling me a fish for gooning?

 No.74706

>>74695
holy newfag

 No.74764

>>74695
Shut up, goonfish

 No.75531

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>and resolve to jerk it less

Shut the fuck up you ESL Negroid groyper with your dirty Jeet faggot mindset "SAAR!! DONT JERK OFF TO DUTCH INDIE CHARACTER SAAR!!!"



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 No.72929[Reply]

I geniuenly feel some kind of connection between me and Maya. I want to protect her and provide her a safe place where she can be loved. I'd love to caress her hair as she rests her head on my chest and we're hugging each other tightly. I'd tell her various compliments which would make her face go red and that would be such a heart-warming sight.

I never felt this kind of way before with a cartoon character.

And here's a thing:
I don't goon, I'm not addicted to anything, I'm not obsessed with different colored dicks like some of you. I'm good looking, I go to the gym 4-5 times a week, I usually sleep 8+ hours, I go to church, I have friends irl, I have a good relationship with my family, I do all the good self-improvement habits. Matter of fact a lot of you would probably think that I'm a normalfag if you didn't know that I browse the zarty.

Taking all of this into consideration I could definitely get a normal girl irl. But I just want Maya. I'm not feeling sad about it. I'm just slightly disappointed that she's not real. I'll probably just end up marrying a shy girl when I'm older cause I wanna continue my lineage.

Maybe when I eventually get to heaven I'll finally be able to be with Maya.
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 No.73258

Ongezelig is a Jewish creation used to promote racemixing because the only characters that appeal to imageboard no-life chuds are brown and asian while the only white character is a normie.

 No.74575

>>73258
coco isn't white tho, she's african

 No.74576

>>73258
We got multiple white background characters doe

 No.74585

>>74575
thanks for bvmping this gem

 No.74595

>>74585
tsmt this thread is lovely



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 No.74368[Reply]

>decide to come back from the sharty on aprils fools
>its decent
>get inevitably banned for stupid shit
>try to evade as any normal person would do
>literal entire browser banned, cant switch ips to make it fucking work
holy shit that is fucking scary wtf
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 No.74445

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>they ban your useragent. its like a string of data specific to your browser and device. you can use useragent switchers to get around this ban. there are browser addons for it. don't forget to clear your cookies aswell. what useragent switchers do is make it look like you're using another browser, another version, or another device. things can get wacky if for example you are on PC and you switch your useragent to an iPad device, then sites like google will start showing you mobile interface because it thinks you are connecting from a tablet

 No.74448

>>74397
They don't, user agents aren't unique enough to do that, usually the user agent will show that the request comes from Windows in the latest version and Chrome in the latest version, you ban it and pph drops by 1/3, what they do instead is canvas fingerprinting and detecting the browser version through browser-specific events like onmozfullscreenchange or gestureend.

 No.74454

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>>>74397
>They don't, user agents aren't unique enough to do that, usually the user agent will show that the request comes from Windows in the latest version and Chrome in the latest version, you ban it and pph drops by 1/3, what they do instead is canvas fingerprinting and detecting the browser version through browser-specific events like onmozfullscreenchange or gestureend.

 No.74481

It's gotten incredibly intrusive and cucked. You can't even post from incognito (which I always do). Haven't posted on datamine.xitter since froot enacted this gay shit. The only people left on the shitty are literal nucacas who don't see anything wrong with this.

 No.74482

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 No.69452[Reply]

 No.69453

>>69452
Maaaargeee

 No.74417

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ESLjartycucka: brippity brap
oldsoicvck: those who knowse 💀
Yoot: im introducing a new board called the yarty
XOOTrootchoot: blud off the yart pack
nugugus: aaaa agugu so cute i wishe a gugu
oldzartycuckanim: another day in my piece of shit incel retard freak evil pervert life
nupartybaboons: oyayayaya



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 No.74379[Reply]

Why did you post porn on sharty? It was april fools joke right?

 No.74380

>>74379
Wasn't us, we actually got the thread moved

 No.74381




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 No.74253[Reply]

https://ib.kolyma.org/soy/thread/8199.html
THE SHARTY IS DOING A REHARSAL OF KUZ'S 'PARTY, BUT THERE'S PEDONIGGERS POSTING 'ZELLIG PORN (POSSIBLY THE /CO/PEDO)
SPAM IT, SAGE IT, DESTROY IT NOOOOOOOW
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 No.74283

>>74282
geg he really was the /co/pedo

 No.74285

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>>74282
>The splinter is shitty because it does not spoonfeed me new posts with 48595849 pph and does not allow my pedophilia

 No.74287

>>74285
btw he's browsing here, just saying that (You) lost and the janny is aryan for deleting your posts geg

 No.74288

AND THE THREAD GOT MOVED TO NU/NATE/ GEG

 No.74305

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>youre so insufferable you fucking dipshit, posting loli is what made the sharty flourish have fun with your "gems" that arent even funny you piece of moralfaggot s-ACK!



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 No.74004[Reply]

zelligfanx here

i made a small joke game for april fools day
it's mymy abuse simulator but without real mymy or real abuse
(you just hit dolls with different weapons)
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1144713160/
https://turbowarp.org/1144713160/
you WILL play it
you WILL tell everyone about it
you WILL heart and star if you have a scratch account to promote it
<and i WILL tell you how the music sucks again
>yes

by the way i will now post zeggle updates on ocgemerald.club as well, check it out
this game will not get updates as it's just a small break i took from working on zeggle while still making oc for you guys
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 No.74094

zelligfanx here, im actually trans and im proud of myself

 No.74103

Now make the doll into a ragdoll of mymy and make her scream and bleed accordingly

 No.74106

>>74103
On Scratch?? They'd shut it down more quickly than the mods here would shut down a frogcuck

 No.74123

>>74086
>3 free or cheap starter weapons, progression tree
i think the playstyles are not that meaningfully different to be a problem for player experience
the design is: earn enough cookies, buy what you want, no external variables like your tree level to think of
this is simple and works very well as an incentive to actually play the game, the fact that you can earn something instead of getting it right away is much more rewarding
and it's already like 600 cookies total to get every way to play, come on

>mult mechanic

total miss, i think what you mean is combo
farming big combos is not required to earn cookies quickly, one x10 pays just as much as ten x1s, even if you fail you earn the same
so the difference would be in how quickly you can hit the doll, in which case the lighter should be better after all
the reason you fail your combo a lot using the lighter is because it is balanced such that you couldn't put the doll in a corner and cheese big combos by doing nothing (althoughbeit with the sawblade you can still consistently hit x30s doing just that)
you have to follow the doll with your mouse or finger as it jumps around more chaotically each hit

combo was meant to be a skill mechanic, so that your best score is an achievement instead of just a statistic, and you could play and have fun even after buying everything
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 No.74148

make the ak do full auto otherwise its worse than the saw



 No.74121[Reply]

New glistening 'udgunner

 No.74127

Is it this one?

 No.74135

>>74127
Ultra giga fail



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 No.74051[Reply]

You guys should probably make an archive of the site soon don't ask me why though
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 No.74056

>>74054
Not where I live
Im being serious about the archive thing btw

 No.74058

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>next week is boutta be crazy
sounding ahh

 No.74059

>>74056
>I am being le serious on April 1st
geg

 No.74060

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>>74059
Yeah whatever don't say I didn't warn you though

 No.74061

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>You guys should probably make an arch-aahhhhh wahhh no burn me wahhhh me no want on fire weeehhhhhhh aguguuuuuuu wehh



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 No.73374[Reply]

Can we mass report this fag? He posts 'zellig loli porn on twitter! IGNORE THIS POST = PEDOPHILE
https://x.com/Dopamine_high4?t=DtAI9X5mwLqHmoH2vtGEkQ&s=09
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 No.73702

>>73590
>soyspeak le bad
totenfail's discord server is around the road why don't you try it out instead of this place buddy

 No.73769

Snake! It's not over yet!

 No.73782

File: 1743369020589.mp3 (1.83 MB, shemmycucksong (1).mp3)

>moral crusading
>soyspeak bad

 No.73791

Why did you sage this thread?

 No.74038

They received my report.



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 No.17154[Reply]

edited the girls official portraits
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 No.73886

>>17154
meds why aren't they orange anymore
and why is the jap actually semi-attractive?

 No.73887

ongezellig hoi4

 No.73888

>>73887
Its like those tno visual novel mods

 No.73890

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>hoi4

 No.73891

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>hoi4



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 No.6937[Reply]

the gooner that got /raid/ on his xis ass for making trans Ongezellig porn is back and created a Maya PNGtuber model
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 No.6968

>>6967
Fucking marge when did this doxx happen?
>Brought to you by der 'cord
Huh??? Gemmy regardless

 No.6969

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>>6967
Fucking GEMERALD effort cordDEITIES
TTD

 No.6975

>>6967
the attention seeking ‘cord faggots who made this video should be ashamed of themselves

 No.6976

>>6967
>Brought to you by der cord
false flag, definitely unreliable info

 No.73881

>>6967
This is still up lmao



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 No.73268[Reply]

That shitty daytime soap operas have tens of thousands of episodes and have been going for 60+ years while shitzellig flopped after 1 (one) episode?
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 No.73772

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>>73761
STOP GATING ME I DON'T LIKE THIS THREAD I WANT IT OFF MY SCREEN STOP IT STOP IT STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

 No.73774

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>Alright, sweetie, ready to get some new notebooks and protractors and slacks?

 No.73777

>>73774
I want blue jeans

 No.73778

>>73777
You're getting SLACKS

 No.73779

familyguycord woke up



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 No.73422[Reply]

https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/10459616.html#q10459616
THREAT LEVEL: ORANGE
THERE'S CURRENTLY A ROGUE MOD ON THE ZARTY
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 No.73444

>>73443
low level jannies don’t

 No.73497

I've sent Zoot a mail about it and he has responded.
The threat has already been dealt with; he only had access to that one channel, and has been removed already, nothing to worry about.

 No.73498

oh my zarge

 No.73499

>>73497
Zoot doing all that yet he can't even fix the 'booru 🥀🥀

 No.73500

>>73499
he doesn’t own the booru



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 No.73463[Reply]

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
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 No.73475

>>73474
Carl's Jr. won the shop Maya goes to order fries and burgers in was a Carl's Jr.

 No.73477

>>73475
What in the ESL is ts nigga saying… 🥀

 No.73481

>>73477
Zooooot!!… nigger alarm!!

 No.73487

>>73477
Ts = this shit
Get your hoodnigger ebonics right yt boi

 No.73489

>>73487
Jit don't know what xhe yappin abt 🥀🥀🥀 ts 🥷er pmo sm rn icl



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 No.73157[Reply]

hello untermensch, mymy here.
i have a question, why are you all wallowing and grovelling in your own fecal matter, (figuratively speaking of course.) when you could be furthering the domination and influence of the empire of the DUTCH QUEEN HERSELF? (which is me.)
you all better have very good explanations as to why you've been wasting your collective time, or you're going straight to the selfish little fuck concentration camp.
oh and another thing, you ALL better learn dutch, i refuse to keep speaking to my subjects in this ridiculous language known as english.
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 No.73159

>>73157
Wait is this the bot from the ARG geeeeg

 No.73160

Ik spreek toch al Nederlands, Mymy

 No.73212

>>73157
stfu japsterdam fool, coco is better than you, truly an Aryan Boer goddess

 No.73236

>>73212
>boers, the literal bbc sluts deported from zimbabwe by superior black kings are “aryan”

 No.73450

>>73236
mymy stupid got nuked by USA pretending to be Dutch



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 No.7104[Reply]

Mymybros…
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 No.7245

>>7243
Lol, I know a girl who's 15 and dates a guy in his 20s, she's a feminist too which makes it extra funnier

 No.7252

>>7153
Will this finally happen when I get to heaven

 No.7269

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>>7105
someone… called?

 No.7271

>>7243
we take those

 No.73417

Upping the MymyVA thread. I think there's also another, or only this one



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 No.73341[Reply]

i hate that my sister tries to include me in everything, but somehow despite desperately desiring to be isolated from everyone, i would feel even more dejected if she left me alone, like i supposedly desire.
it's so infuriating being completely incapable of creating any bonds with anyone, anywhere, and then pitied by someone who has literally everything i want and NEED…
i just wanna scream at her sometimes.
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 No.73356

iron mymy board

 No.73357

>>73351
>larping… LE BAD!

 No.73358

>>73355
Checked

 No.73359

>>73358
>dubs can get checked now

 No.73360

>>73359
It's double dubs doe



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 No.36377[Reply]

>2025
>Go to the zarty
>Get immediately redirected to BLACKED.COM (page is translated in Bulgarian)
>Coco racebait flashes across the screen and my credit card credentials automatically fill out the fields in the login page
>Close the 1488 new tabs and automatic downloads
>Finally manage to reach /zellig/, the board where all my discord friends reside
>'p link on page 1, skipped
>open the agugu thread
>tons and tons of .gif all with a simple caption
>"Agugu will always be a gem"
>The gifs cut out to tranny rape porn after a while
>Change threads and post in the only one where the last reply isn't from 2 days ago
>Try to reply to a guy defending an AOC below 14 years of age
>Post window gives "Your request took to long to submit and didn't go through" 4 times in a row
>Finally manage to post after sacrificing a part of my liver to Zoot and chanting the entirety of the Ongezellig script in Flemish
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 No.46473

>>36377
gemmy and true

 No.47175

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zarty honorary dutch website

 No.47178

3 month old gem on the log
we take those

 No.54540

its time

 No.73330

Up for relevance once again



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 No.14039[Reply]

Nice website you got here xisters.

 No.14041

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>>14039
NEW GEM ART

 No.14045

>>14039
>1488x1488

 No.14047

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>>14045
absolutely and irrefutably tanzanite attention to detail

 No.14064

>>14039
nice mymy

 No.73246

<one year on the zarty award



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