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Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 13:42:17 No.27609 [Reply]

>be me browsing zarty
>janny applications open up
>i send an email
>"We analyzed your post history and saw that atleast 50% of your posts involve colored cocks, but we're desperate so"
>i get the janny discord link
>i join, in the member list i see 17 people including Zoot, Zuz and some other people i surprisingly recognize like r_terra and mikebullet
>i notice a channel named #csam
>All 17 mods discussing ways of kidnapping and raping children, pages and pages of cp
>i get scared and leave the server
>i get dm'd with my house address, "You betrayed us and you will suffer the consequences"
>go outside obviously scared
>a man named Zoll arrives and blows my face off with a shotgun
does this ever happen to you?

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Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 16:56:22 No.27812

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>>>27609
>This is all fake btw, there is no discord, zarty jannies use hidden Control Panel board to discuss.

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 17:12:50 No.27814

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original gem if that matters

also I’m trans

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 18:24:33 No.27821

>>27814
the spva video version is gemmier

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 19:35:39 No.27831

>>27821
yeah but I don’t have the hecking WEBM version

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 19:42:02 No.27832

>>27831
Use Convertio to get those pedoWebms, it's the mostly red website

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Mymy comes back to her roots Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 23:14:36 No.27676 [Reply]

So I'd like to make an AI song (made picrel myself just for it) but seems like every Mymy's AI sounds like a strangled cat trying to give birth to a demon, any good AI dataset and/or website that I could use?

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 10:14:33 No.27704

no clue but lmk when its done sounds gemmy

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 10:18:04 No.27705

Mymy:
650 epoch: https://mega.nz/file/fy4CxCgD%23_4ubHFIIx0LQ_BLSJiEw56gWC_rn2I-Tj4MMwVydzD8

1100 epoch: https://mega.nz/file/qmxTmALK%235wOkioXBxqsI23zdZoBwxKezriQQd8gE_qanny7oTPI

1750 epoch: https://mega.nz/file/e7ZWwYiQ%23EDXTNCHWQCf4T3dBg4Ku_6QWLDKalXNVlM4ja5dVTxQ

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 17:59:18 No.27818

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>>27704
Sometimes the vocals break a bit too much, but it's expected since the song has very high vocals, overall better than some of the first attempts I've made. Used the 650 version btw

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 18:01:15 No.27819

>>27818
zemerald

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Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 16:11:48 No.27777 [Reply]

add /caca/

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Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 16:21:34 No.27785

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>>27782
censors provided

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 16:21:37 No.27786

ban caca

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 16:31:36 No.27790

>>27785
it's all made up, i don't know of any instance of babyjak that would have a link actually leading to 'p

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 16:38:01 No.27793

>>27790
never browsed sharty award… just a month ago people were freaking out

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 16:43:02 No.27798

>>27793
soyteens always freak out. i've seen no evidence though

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Nina appreciation thread Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 02:09:54 No.27545 [Reply]

Nina. That is all.

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Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 08:57:44 No.27567

Even doe it's gemmy

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 12:31:23 No.27594

coal

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 13:11:25 No.27713

>>27545
Built for uhhh… BUC or something

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 14:04:39 No.27717

>>27713
>Big Ugandan Cock
Marge

Zaryan 06/16/24 (Sun) 14:08:52 No.27721

>>27717
Xe meant "Big Urge to Coco"

Yes, it was R_Terra. I wonder why xe didn't namefagged ximself this time.

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Zayran 06/10/24 (Mon) 20:57:11 No.26924 [Reply]

Attention this is a continuation of the topic:

https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/26708.html

Guys, I think I found something! This church could be added by Masse as an Easter egg, as this temple may be modeled after Van Gogh's church in Etten-Leur. I suspect that the action of "Ongezellig" could take place in Brabant, but the easiest way would be to simply ask Massa himself where the action of this universe takes place. If someone is bored, they should also look for a similar church in smaller towns on Google Earth - it would make the investigation easier.

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 02:58:18 No.27438

>>27435
do you speak the language?

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 03:40:44 No.27451

>>27438
yeah, my blood is Dutch, and i grew up there for a small portion of my life.

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 03:41:44 No.27452

>>27451
"there" as in The Netherlands btw

Zayran 06/15/24 (Sat) 13:13:42 No.27603

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To the author of the picture.
I don't understand why you share it first and then delete it, after all, it's a gem of gems. It raises a very important issue, which is depression and suicide.
This is the kind of art I need!

Maya is a tragic character who needs help!

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 22:38:15 No.27665

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>>27603
coal

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 06:09:59 No.27205 [Reply]

Which one would you take?

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 19:37:24 No.27510

>>27509
marge

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 19:37:41 No.27511

Orange because Mymy having a social media account would be funny

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 19:43:58 No.27513

>>27509
I am almost sure the color of the pills aren't related at all to have a gotchu moment! Totally not that! I choose blue btw.

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 12:28:01 No.27593

>>27205
orange obviously. I need mymy to be real. My life isn’t complete until I get to marry her. My life is nothing without xer. Fuck what kind of johnson she is built for, she is built for unconditional love and care.

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 13:34:03 No.27608

>>27205
Black is an anti-austin weapon

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 19:23:19 No.27505 [Reply]

what happened to this site? why is there so many weirdos and pedos? why is there barely any gems? why is there so much weirdposting about the 16 year old zellig girls? what we are seeing on this site is what zellig is gonna be for the rest of time since there's not gonna be anymore genuine fans after they all leave this shit behind: a bunch of cord trannies and pedos gooning to little girls.

It's not easy trying to clean the site when Da Joos want you to do useless things like (((education camps))) and throw stupid life stuff at you. Even with how far chuds have come, pedogoonerfags are harder to eradicate. We're still doing our best to solve this, but it's getting much more difficult to do as time passes.

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Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 05:04:17 No.27554

>>27548
I meant for universityDIETIES finally getting out

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 06:50:04 No.27556

the year is 2024. soyzellig lives under WEIRDO CREEP rule. all normalfags are sissified.

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 07:01:22 No.27558

as for the racebait, i just feel obligated to tell everyone that Coco is built for BBC. i can't control it. i don't even like interracial porn or black men or anything like that. i just can't stop racebaiting. it has evolved to something beyond irony. it's like a brain parasite that controls my actions when i see Coco, i must tell the world that she is a bibisi type of girl

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 07:14:05 No.27559

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Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 12:22:05 No.27592

>>27558
She is built for a loving husband who would never leave her and give her the gift of beautiful children.

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 11:03:08 No.27255 [Reply]

kill this nigger

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 14:04:32 No.27290

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>>27261
>the last one is "follow your leader" antifastone
Funny how they add that and yet they posted it on a burner account, they fear us, they have no idea what is coming

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 15:17:30 No.27303

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'em

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 02:57:01 No.27436

>>27265
kill yourself

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 04:36:03 No.27552

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>>27303
gem that made the faggots shoot themselves in the head and order their staff to burn the body

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 06:51:03 No.27557

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>>27436

File: 1718404964185-0.png (514.26 KB, 720x720, Mymyhome.png)

File: 1718404964185-1.mp3 (3.52 MB, Mr.Bond - pop some fags (t….mp3)

File: 1718404964185-2.mp3 (2.86 MB, Moonman - Right Wing Death….mp3)

File: 1718404964185-3.mp3 (1.34 MB, Big Iron [TubeRipper.com].mp3)

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 22:42:44 No.27540 [Reply]

Post a 'Zellig character and what music they would listen to. I'll start with Mymy

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 22:57:28 No.27541

File: 1718405848315-0.mp3 (4.37 MB, Mymy_le_fvcking_h8_niggers.mp3)

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Idk about what they would listen to, but I know what they would sing.

…Especially Mymy.

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 23:00:53 No.27542

>>27541
Also, as far as I remember, there's AI covers of songs like that on the site (in very old threads from yet 2023). Maybe it's slightly offtopic, but whatever.

Zaryan 06/15/24 (Sat) 04:02:54 No.27551

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>>27540
im gonna add one more to mymy…

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 19:28:14 No.27506[Reply]

Is this the same thing with zelligniggers?

What is this post mane ☠

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 21:08:41 No.27529

Both the Zarty and Sharty are brimstone. Sage.

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 21:19:02 No.27531

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>>27529
Dis nigga forgot to leave xis sage, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
pic attached incase you delete it

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 22:27:48 No.27537

>>27518
>>27515
You are both too stupid to understand the meaning of my post

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 22:30:37 No.27538

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>>>27518
>>>27515
>You are both too stupid to understand the meaning of my post

Zaryan ## Mod 06/14/24 (Fri) 22:32:31 No.27539

Moved to >>>/qa/4986.

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 17:40:01 No.27500 [Reply]

>We will have flying BBCs in 50 years in the future o algo
<No. We will be using more computational power than was required to render the Cars (2006) movie to synthesize a low quality AI voice of a Korean girl playing a Japanese girl pretending to be a Dutch girl reading out skibidi toilet lore.
https://voca.ro/1ewxABqefoUI

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 17:46:05 No.27501

>>27500
the best part about AI will be putting girls in shows without having to deal with female VAs and their bullshit

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We need MILLIONS to watch Ongezellig Zaryan 06/07/24 (Fri) 06:25:34 No.26608 [Reply]

I've made a plan. Mass produce tiktok videos with Ongezellig videos and an ASMR video to keep the brainless people watching. Eventually all the fags will get washed out eventually.

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 16:33:40 No.27490

>>27488
now this is a gem

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 16:40:56 No.27492

>>27490
I thought about linking either the webseries or the imageboard whenever I post, I just hope that in a couple of months this effort will pay off

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 16:47:25 No.27493

>>27488
International ZEM

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 17:00:03 No.27494

>>27488
V per verginità

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 17:02:40 No.27495

>>27488
I drew him btw

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 20:46:54 No.27380 [Reply]

You guys are pedos

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 13:08:44 No.27478

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>>27477
shut the FUCK up. i'm the only real stone-cold heartless blackpilled TRUEcel in this site. all you other fakecels have friends and shit. i haven't left my room in 15 years. i haven't even seen a human in 15 years. i'm a stone cold emotionless stoic TRVEcel. i survive off of stolen credit cards since 2008. fakecels like you will never understand.

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 15:12:00 No.27479

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>>27380
First is some faggot who joined like a month ago and got banned for his posts
second reads like a joke
>baits with wall of text making you think he's about to justify it
>calls them all perverts at the end
Even then, he isn't technically wrong, just bad optics
Third is some easily faked cord screenshot by a minor no one cares about
>>27465
This is an image board, There is no discord, kill yourself.

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 15:29:28 No.27482

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>>27464
it would actually be pretty funny if all of the babyjaks made led to a shitcoin or something
>>27466
Absolute trvth nvke

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 15:46:17 No.27483

>>27479
Jaki confirmed the third one though, even then he shouldn't really do that because even if he is a minor or whatever the fuck, trolls aren't really going to care

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 15:52:06 No.27484

>>27483
>you see, the child porn, it was just a joke, it was just a goof haha

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 03:18:43 No.27446 [Reply]

What if I gave Massa a $100k to his Dutch Patreon or whatever the fuck? Would it cure his nigger aids and he'll get off his ass to continue with the show or what?

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 10:59:30 No.27473

>>27448
I will absolutely 100% be buying

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 11:05:32 No.27474

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>>27446
that black nigga's ass ain't continuing anything, that mf be doing dutch iceberg or sum shit, nigga get ur ass off that iceberg and continue with the show that has a decent fandom aigh???

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 11:39:15 No.27475

>>27448
Charity is just another word for money laundering geg, those bucks never go where intended

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 15:15:39 No.27480

>>27446
5 stages of grief:
denial
anger
bargaining ← YOU ARE HERE
depression
acceptance ← But long overdue for this

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 15:21:45 No.27481

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>>27480
Nigger it's not like I have $100k to give anyhow
>arrow

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Gartic Phone Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 07:14:55 No.27471 [Reply]

Drawing GEMS ONLY
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0130ab1f6e
Will end in an hour or later

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Proving that Cleo is of African descent Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 21:14:26 No.27390 [Reply]

There is a picture where it shows Cleo's information (below)
It says she was born in Willemstad, which is a city in Curaçao.
Curaçao is basically Dutch Jamaica and almost all of the Curaçao citizen have African ancestry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Cura%C3%A7aoans
>Afro-Curaçaoans are people from the island of Curaçao of fully or partially African descent. They make up the majority of Curaçao's population.
Now explain to me why Coco is close friend with her

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 21:23:45 No.27396

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Kek, it reminds me of posts in telegram posted by channels named like "[name] exposed" or something like that.

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 21:25:57 No.27397

>>27393
There are retards who think she is not black and she is like Papua or indian

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 21:28:17 No.27398

>>27390
Good job genius bra-fucking-vo without you I wouldn't even have come close to guessing her race

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 21:29:21 No.27399

>>27397
Voices in the head award

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 05:00:38 No.27459

because she is not racist and recognize the humanity of all races or something

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 06:02:41 No.27202 [Reply]

Is there a chance that the fags will stumble across Ongezellig and tear it down? I've been thinking about this for some time. What're the chances of this show going mainstream

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:11:45 No.27339

>>27338
And link soyzellig.party o algo

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:43:43 No.27349

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>>27202
You are a massive retard, its already happening
Look at Massa's official cord server Massadonïe. They literally ban you if you say the word "faggot" and one of massa's female friend is a lgbt pride shill
Also, this is one of massa's art.

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:51:42 No.27353

>>27349
Massa's server is too insular to have any influence on the community.

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:58:28 No.27359

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>>27349
>Pacifisten droom
DULgod (Dutch as Unexplored Language) please don't spread your incorrect interpretations of Dutch content and let professionals discuss about 'at.

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 03:11:03 No.27443

>>27349
i hope you know that we dont like massa bc he is a faggot

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Actual continuity error Zaryan 06/12/24 (Wed) 03:41:41 No.27094 [Reply]

I noticed a legit continuity error, according to the student file ,(included) Maya's birthday is September 21st, 200x, BUT, on the Maya's sweet 16 comic, the last panel(also included) depicts the weather as being cold and overcast.
Cmon massa we know you can do better

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Zaryan 06/12/24 (Wed) 18:24:20 No.27148

>>27122
are you dutch or do you just for whatever reason know the dutch education system

Zaryan 06/12/24 (Wed) 18:31:26 No.27149

>>27148
take your meds, dutch people don't exist on the dutch cartoon imageboard

Zaryan 06/12/24 (Wed) 21:12:42 No.27157

>>27149
Actually this.

They're all too busy getting replaced by muzzies

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 18:46:14 No.27334

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>>27157

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 03:00:46 No.27439

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>>27149
stop denying us

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New canon Ongezellig lore just dropped Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:29:55 No.27341 [Reply]

Shortly after Massa announced he would no longer actively find a studio to make his ongezellig show, he did a q/a stream on, i think his discord, where he reveals alot of the lore and the things planned in ongezellig. Thanks to this dude in kiwifarms for "leaking" it
Link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18151758
Below are the most important thing he said about the show
>The illustration he made on petje.af are mostly not canon (think of it as either ideas for the show or a "what if" scenario)
>the Mymy's NEET pic is from an alternate universe (i guess he was talking about Mymy getting caught by her parent watching dutch stuff, idk)
>he says he won’t continue Ongezellig as a comic because he thinks he’s very bad at making comics (he really think that lowly about himself? No wonder people think he sabotaged the show). He also thinks Maya’s Sweet 16 is the worst thing he’s ever made.
>About Maya’s Sweet 16 comic. He said that when printing physical copies of said comics, that it uses cheap printing paper that was meant for small ads and not comics, he hates the comic so much he' unironically refund the people who paid for the comic
>Massa reveals revealed Maya is 1/4th Indonesian, 1/4th Indian, 1/4th Chinese and 1/4th Dutch. (Shes a gigamutt)
>he reveals that Maya dad is 1/2 Surinamese Indian and ½ Dutch.
>He also says that her mom is ½ Moluccan (Indonesian) and ½ Chinese-Indonesian
>Massa then says that the idea behind making Maya a gigamutt is he wants to make a character that has zero identity, who doesnt belong in anywhere. She can’t belong anywhere since they’re alienated by others.
>Massa explain the “farm attack” incident that zellig fans thought was the cause of Coco’s parent's death was a red herring. They died in a fatal car crash. He then goes on to explain that if her parents died by black thieves in a farm attack incident, Coco would've never been close friends with Cleo, since Cleo is an Afro-Aruban.
>Maya's mother' name is “Soei”(It’s a chinese name and Massa apparentlyPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:52:27 No.27354

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>>27350
Zoot you know what to do

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:52:31 No.27355

>>27346
>>27345
>>27344
Even doe the op never added a summary of what he said

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:55:07 No.27356

>>27355
Summary starts here however >>16805

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 20:12:08 No.27370

>>27356
AdhdKINGS will not read there

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 02:27:03 No.27433

>>27341
bvmp

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 00:37:02 No.27420 [Reply]

>tfw Maya's only future is literally that one hentai comic about a girl's life going into a downward spiral of drugs, prostitution and STDs after High School

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Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 01:00:32 No.27424

Every time I read posts about Maya's future, that one comment about how Maya is going to inevitably kill herself always comes to my mind

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 01:10:00 No.27425

>>27423
>especially with her family not being dysfunctional

Not really, we know from the last stream that her mother is the bitchy type that won't be proud of her only real kid unless she manages to accomplish something, so Maya is kinda left to her own devices.
Coco has 0 ideas on how to handle the situation if not for short term solutions which inevitably only serve to make Maya more dependent on others (such as making the presentation on her behalf).
Mymy has 0 interest in helping Maya and actively makes fun of her.
The father wasn't even shown!

Sorry but I see no way where Maya has some sort of happy ending unless a fucking miracle comes crashing down from the sky

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 01:30:18 No.27427

>>27425
i never said they were fantastic, or even very good, but they’re not dysfunctional. when i think of dysfunctional, i think of a household full of physically/emotionally abusive, angry people who cannot go a day without emotional outbursts and blaming others. Maya’s household is not even close to something like that. not to mention Coco and Mymy seem pretty happy with their current lives.

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 01:34:39 No.27429

>>27427
Perhaps you didn't get what I was going for. It's dysfunctional towards Maya for the reasons I have stated above. Well sure Coco lives a good life and by proxy Mymy, but why doesn't Maya then?

Zaryan 06/14/24 (Fri) 01:56:34 No.27432

>>27429
i think i understand what you’re going for, but i still wouldn’t call it dysfunctional. maybe a bit neglectful, which i guess you could argue is dysfunctional, but when i personally think of dysfunctional i imagine people who are outright abusive and cruel.
linguistics aside, how bad are Maya’s problems REALLY? most of it seems like your average autistic teenager shit to me. oh no, she’s lonely and has anxiety, the absolute horror. millions of people have gone through similar situations and didn’t end up on the streets.
maybe everyone is seeing something i don’t, but Maya doesn’t strike me as someone who is doomed, she might not be as successful as Coco and Mymy in the long run, but she’ll probably end up okay.

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 22:27:32 No.27408 [Reply]

I did some digging and found some pretty surprising result related to the popularity of Ongezellig
Apparently. The word grew in popularity in September 2023 (around that time a popular Russian cartoon reviewer would review ongezellig) and then it hit its peak of popularity in April 2024
Now its decreasing in popularity
Do you think we should keep going with popularizing Zellig by getting cartoon youtube reviewers to review ongezellig?

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 22:53:43 No.27412

>>27411
>but it's improbable any such person exists
Why?

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 23:04:40 No.27413

>>27412
Could you name anyone that has a decent following and is also a chud? If you have to think about it for more than 5 seconds he probably doesn't exist

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 23:07:00 No.27414

>>27413
Most cartoon youtube reviewer are not chuds doe

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 23:10:16 No.27415

>>27414
exactly

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 23:15:05 No.27416

>>27415
But making it popular would be gemmy
Who cares if those popular youtuber are not chud
As a matter of the fact that k-on anime got popular too. Yet it was appropriated by /pol/

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Zaryan 06/12/24 (Wed) 21:18:10 No.27160 [Reply]

I found this video and i don't have any idea what's going on here.
Can you people explain it? I'll be appreciated it
https://youtu.be/wgNtDXjYDb0?si=DFVW_PdwOrMmvSht

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 17:50:13 No.27322

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someone put timestamps for when the 'ellig VAs speak so i can hear their beautiful mesmerizing awe-inspiring A24 slowbvrn kino cackling angry irritated dutch woman voices

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 18:10:05 No.27324

>>27317
cheers but someones gotta just give us basic bullet points, ive tried running it with chatgpt but nothing of use has arisen

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:26:45 No.27340

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https://youtu.be/8sCTiltY1Eo
>uploaded October 2018
>Mike reads Nate the Snake
>Nate
This show's community was actually fucked from the very start, frfr onGOD

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 21:06:24 No.27384

>>27340
The fuck is this

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 22:02:05 No.27403

>>27317
I plugged this through Google Translate to see what would come out.
From the garbled mess that I could gleam through, from what I could understand, is that this seems to be moderator problems involving one mod blaming others, throwing them under the bus, not taking responsibilities, and generally being upset that other people are fed up and don't like him as a mod, I think. I gave up halfway since I couldn't stand reading the shit Google kept putting out, but that seems to be what's being discussed in this vid.

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/r/ Zaryan 02/19/24 (Mon) 23:49:44 No.10541 [Reply]

Anyone got the one where Cleo is doing the 2 middle fingers? I need it thanks

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Zaryan 02/21/24 (Wed) 18:20:42 No.10770

<orange

Zaryan 02/21/24 (Wed) 19:05:39 No.10773

>>10769
I think it was a headcanon from someone, doe it makes sense as it is a Dutch colony

Zaryan 02/22/24 (Thu) 15:45:19 No.10871

>>10773
She could also be from Suriname

Zaryan 02/23/24 (Fri) 14:44:57 No.11036

>>10769
Aaaaah, it makes sense since she is nominally Dutch.

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 21:09:39 No.27388

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>>10711
>>10710
>>10709
There is a picture (here) where it shows the place where Cleveland was born, which is Willemstad
Willemstad is a city in Aruba and Aruba is basically dutch Jamaica, she's an African nigger

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 20:35:48 No.27377 [Reply]

Massa updated his website again
https://www.studiomassa.nl/
What it looked like before: https://web.archive.org/web/20240106093201/https://studiomassa.nl/
What could this mean fellow Zaryans?

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 20:43:38 No.27378

>>27377
It looks like shit to be honest. Both pictures and text are terribly blurred for some reason.

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 20:45:31 No.27379

>>27377
This is a massive nothingburger he just moved the links and got rid of the petje af link

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 20:53:00 No.27381

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Zaryan 06/11/24 (Tue) 11:33:08 No.26978 [Reply]

>Me and my only female friend, both 17
>Told me yesterday that she broke up with her bf
>He doesn’t want along d’stance relationship and saw some pretty girl on the Metro or something
>Cried to me on phone for 10 minutes
>Today they reconciled

Is this what I’m missing out while playing Hearts of Iron all day Zaryans? Is this the teenage love Hollywood and Country music promised? Should I try to go out with hopes of finding a girl like Mymy? Or should I ask my grandma to find me an illiterate mormon girl from Utah? Where is our generation headed?

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Zaryan 06/11/24 (Tue) 22:27:32 No.27081

>>27080
Aren't you supposed to be detoxing from internet, demoralbbcmayafag?

Zaryan 06/11/24 (Tue) 22:29:20 No.27082

>>27081
what does this schizo babble even mean

Zaryan 06/11/24 (Tue) 22:52:16 No.27085

>>27080
The Eastern European doomer central started its operations apparently

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:31:10 No.27342

Inside of Mount Saint Helens is the entrance to Agartha, the location where Mymy lives. If you are able to get rid of the lava which was artificially placed there by the feds, you would be able to enter Agartha, the land of TND. In Agartha, you will meet many individuals which were once assumed dead such as Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler. The National Socialists were the ones who discovered the entrance to Agartha and millions of them escaped through Mount Saint Helens. In 1947, the US government found out about this and artificially placed lava in the mountain to prevent more of them from escaping. Thankfully it was too late and enough National Socialists escaped to establish the Agarthan Third Reich, one day, they will return to the Outer Earth. Mymy is located just next to Adolf Hitler and they are close friends. If you manage to get to Agartha, you can then marry Mymy and have 14 Aryan children and 88 Aryan grandchildren with her however, you must first prove your Aryan vril to her. Ways to increase vril are drinking milk, taking cold showers and watching/rewatching Ongezellig. If you watch Ongezellig 14 times everyday for 88 days in a row, you will gain a nearly unlimited amount of vril which will guarantee that Mymy will marry you.

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 19:33:34 No.27343

>>27342
gem

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Strange Pastebin I found Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 00:56:55 No.27184 [Reply]

Posted on May 8th, 2019: https://pastebin.com/yKvRnsze
Google Translated:
>Dear Sir/Madam,
<
>This Context is optional, but certainly helpful:
<
>Until recently I was the main administrator of the Community server of the Dutch Youtuber Studio Massa. During my position there I fought against a number of alt-right trolls who shared a lot of politically extremist stuff. Studio Massa, the youtuber and owner of the Server, has been inactive for half a year, takes no responsibility for the Server, refuses to give up ownership and does not offer any staff member assistance by publicly choosing a side. Because of this I got stuck between his wishes / those of the good half of the community and those of the other half (the trolls), which made me overstressed and paranoid. Those same trolls abused the inactive owner to slowly make the community distrust me, which eventually made me voluntarily step down because it became too much for me mentally (exactly according to their intentions). Despite being away from there for a few months now and focusing on my own community where drama has no place, I still get negativity almost daily, and since a few days I know why: The banned extremist trolls have set up a Shadowserver where they collect as much information about me and a few others as possible, expose it and actively spread hate to new and old members of the Studio Massa Community; despite the fact that I have been away from there for months. The owners of that shadowserver allow everything even if it violates the discord TOS, so the existence of this Server is extremely harmful to everyone relevant to Massadonia.
End of Context.
<
>I have two general questions based on this context.
<
>1. Regarding the Mainserver: How is Discord looking at a Server that slowly becomes "a loose cannon" by an owner who has explicitly chosen to become inactive and not transfer ownership to anyone else. In principle, a community and its staff are then doomed to fight it out themselves in the most dramatic ways possible in the event of any fragmentation, as I have unfortunately experienced myself.
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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 01:25:29 No.27186

Have you tried scraping the chans for a possible raid thread involving Massa?

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 15:00:54 No.27298

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You VVILL NOT SEARCH UP THE LOST "SHADOWSERVER" 'CORD GROUP OF 2019, AND YOU VVILL CEASE ANY AND ALL INVESTIGATIONS
MEDS AND SPROKE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 15:39:05 No.27305

>>27298
erm what the sigma

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 15:44:17 No.27307

I'll be honest this drama is so interesting to me for some reason, I think this is a sign I might be retarded

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 17:44:26 No.27320

>>27307
Likely also everyone else is

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 14:34:34 No.27291 [Reply]

>driveable gooks

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 14:46:42 No.27293

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Mymy is Aryan, not a gook

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 15:10:35 No.27300

>>27291
Gem

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Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 14:57:11 No.27297 [Reply]

Can someone please draw Coco and Barend Strydom holding up a large AWB flag together. It'd fit very well because they're both based Aryan South African racists

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Zaryan 06/09/24 (Sun) 06:59:01 No.26746 [Reply]

I wish Mymy were real so I could propose to her and marry her. She's just so cute, racist and Aryan. Nothing would separate us.

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Zaryan 06/12/24 (Wed) 22:08:10 No.27172

>>27165
tsmt flat chest mymy won DFC flat is justice or something o algo asi

Zaryan 06/12/24 (Wed) 22:34:31 No.27173

>>27159
Seems like a reasonable compromise

Zaryan 06/12/24 (Wed) 22:52:36 No.27176

>>27159
OMGSISA DOE

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 05:53:10 No.27199

>>27159
OMGSISA

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 13:54:51 No.27289

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Gem

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Zaryan 06/03/24 (Mon) 03:47:55 No.26195 [Reply]

Wholesome or something

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Zaryan 06/06/24 (Thu) 01:57:46 No.26529

>>26451
kill yourself

Zaryan 06/06/24 (Thu) 16:02:26 No.26553

>>26529
>irritability
Symptom of iron deficiency seek meds now. This also lead to irrational risk aversion (evendoe soyciety already hate risk) making you a passive-agressive cuck which i predict will be the nature of your next answer post to me.

Zaryan 06/06/24 (Thu) 16:14:16 No.26554

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>>>26529
>>irritability
>Symptom of iron deficiency seek meds now. This also lead to irrational risk aversion (evendoe soyciety already hate risk) making you a passive-agressive cuck which i predict will be the nature of your next answer post to me.

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 05:29:39 No.27196

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>>26482
Same

Zaryan 06/13/24 (Thu) 07:19:40 No.27221

>>26380

i think you are more of a nigger, niggas suck! every nigga i see in the streets goes boom boom and kill each other, that's stupid! i hope niggas disappear for once in this lifetime! i hate when nigga moments happen! nigga moment + nigga synthesis = total disaster! prevent nigga moments from happening, it goes to all of you niggas out there!

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