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Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 00:30:04 No.99550 [Reply]

this makes me wanna die

Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 00:38:57 No.99571

Shit nobody cares about Enthusiast

Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 00:39:24 No.99572

>>99550
Did you find out about the document just now?

Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 01:38:20 No.99602

>>99571

its about the show albiet

Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 02:07:47 No.99606

>>99602
Fell for the SNCA, but what surprises you about it? It's pretty old news for most of us

Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 02:21:54 No.99607

>>99550
hello nufag

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Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 00:30:45 No.99552 [Reply]

>Nigga Lamp

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Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 01:14:03 No.99592

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Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 01:14:54 No.99593

>>99592
if they were going to kill her they already would've.
what are they going to do…

Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 01:15:54 No.99595

>>99593
Dreams of Boer but instead of playing as Maya you play as Cleo trying to not get raped by the KKK

Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 01:18:25 No.99597

>>99595
marge what is dreams of boer

Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 01:23:37 No.99600

>>99597
Triggered the wordfilter award
It's some game from a while ago, but there's a thread about it >>65806

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Anti-Coco Story for you Cocoalfags Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 00:33:16 No.99559 [Reply]

‎
‎There were two sisters one as white and beautiful as Coco, and the other ugly and mutt as Maya. One day the sisters were washing themselves in a river as Coco said.
‎<Oh Maya it does not matter how much you wash yourself you’ll never be as white and beautiful as me.
‎Thus, Maya gets enraged and pushes Coco over and kills her in the water by smashing her head to the rocks, Maya takes the Coco’s fiancé Chud and the wedding is soon.
‎Mymy approaches the river and finds the dead body of Coco and takes her body and turns it into an instrument, he takes it to the Maya’s wedding with her new fiancé Chud that’s was once the fiancé of Coco. Mymy plays the instrument made of the dead Coco’s body and Zaryans finds out about what Maya did to her sweet demure sister Coco and they burn Maya to death.
‎
‎Fin.
‎

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Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 01:00:25 No.99587

>>99582
>>99584
hello discord

Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 01:02:51 No.99588

>>99559
>Mymy approaches the river and finds the dead body of Coco and takes her body and turns it into an instrument
>he takes it to the Maya’s wedding
not………like……………………this………………………………………………………….

Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 01:15:41 No.99594

>>99588
mymy was trans the whole time…

Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 01:19:02 No.99598

>>99594
Cockvorian16 footprints left by this post

Zaryan 07/30/25 (Wed) 01:21:38 No.99599

>>99598
welcome to nuzarty!

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Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 18:48:22 No.99482 [Reply]

>Ya know Cleo, despite being a nigger from niggerland niggervania, you're still a good friend and I cherish the times we spend together. I'm glad my time being educated is with someone as swell as you!
<SHIEEEET BITCH IM GLAD YO CRACKER ASS AINT 'FRAID OF ME LIKE SOME LIL RACIS BITCH WHO NEEDS THEY ASS BEAT
^EW COCO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING OUT WITH A NIGGER?!?!? I DONE TOLD YOU THAT ARYANISATION IS NOT A REAL THING AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU CAN'T MAKE NIGGERS WHITE!
<FUCK YOU CALL ME HOE? DAS IT IM FINNA BITCH YO ASS- NAH NAH I GOTS A BETTA IDEA IMMA PULL OUT MY BLICKY AND TAKE YO ASS OUT
*Cleo pulls out from her messy hair a glock and empties its clip into Maya
^ACKCKCKCAKCKACKACK AHAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHH IM DYING OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAHCCCCCKKKKKK
*Maya dies*
>GEG!

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Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 21:19:15 No.99514

>>99512
He already added him in the first Deel, though. Was this a sign? Undoubtedly.

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 21:29:20 No.99516

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Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 21:42:23 No.99520

>>99516
So right xister

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 22:12:33 No.99521

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jokes are supposed to be funny, not hateful

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 22:32:02 No.99523

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>>99521

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Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 15:00:53 No.99443 [Reply]

why so dead cococucks?

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Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 15:30:53 No.99446

>>99444
hasn't mymy always been feraljak?

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 15:46:18 No.99447

>>99446
Right
>>99444
Evendoe Ococ is canonically gapejak

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 16:24:18 No.99456

>>99447
tsmt

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 21:05:19 No.99507

>>99446
Cleo is feraljak

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 21:06:40 No.99508

>>99507
Evendoe it's niggerjak

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Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 18:05:24 No.99366 [Reply]

Does anyone have the audio of Mymy doing a Hitler Munich address

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 18:42:25 No.99367

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Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 18:48:01 No.99372

>>99367
Thanks

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 14:02:23 No.99437

>>99367
We should make more Hitler Mymy videos so it BTFOes every tranny

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Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 02:45:28 No.99412 [Reply]

>Hey Maya, why are you late to school?
<MY FUCKING BACKPACK IS HEAVY AS SHIT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
>Maybe you should try working out
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WILL CUT IN TO MY GOONING HOURS AND I CAN'T LOSE THAT TIME! I NEED TO CONSTANTLY CHECK TO MAKE SURE MY FAVORITE PORN SITES HAVEN'T UPDATED SO I DON'T MISS OUT ON ALL THE NEW PORN! I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO GOON TO IT!
>Well maybe you're carrying too much stuff then?
<NOOO I- WELL OKAY FINE MAYBE I CAN LOSE SOME OF THESE TISSUES. I'LL JUST HAVE TO WHIPE MY TEARS OF LONELINESS ON MY SWEATER INSTEAD. *opens backpack*. WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS A BOMB??!?!?!?
>No it's a rocket. *Coco hits a button which activates the Maya rocket*
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Maya blasts off again like Team Rocket*
>GEG!

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 03:18:46 No.99413

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>>99412
>32 minutes ago

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 04:58:41 No.99418

leak episode 2 of ongezellig

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 05:23:08 No.99423

Gem

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 14:01:53 No.99435

Gem

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Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 04:58:47 No.99419 [Reply]

Hello zaryans, I created these 'jaks to represent zaryans and Zoot in october 2023
<reddit space
I see you've created new 'jaks to represent zaryans and zoot now
<reddit space
What's wrong with the ones I made?

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 04:59:55 No.99420

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Actually nevermind, I didn't make the zaryan, just the newer badge and the 2nd and 3rd images

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 05:13:22 No.99421

poorly drawn margeralds

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 13:33:54 No.99430

>>99419
They were kinda, you know outdated

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 13:35:17 No.99431

>>99430
Like I can say without a shadow of a doubt most Zaryans today haven't had to go through what we did on the Sharty, and only hear echoes of it, so it would be wrong to depict them as this older 'jak

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Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 22:45:39 No.99256 [Reply]

poop and maya dying

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Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 20:41:18 No.99383

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>poop and maya dying

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 05:25:12 No.99424

Poop and mayafails dying

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 05:52:41 No.99425

Apple

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 06:06:08 No.99427

pee and mayawins living

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 07:32:31 No.99428

>>99427
mayafails not sending their best…

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Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 18:44:54 No.99368 [Reply]

When you're camping so you cover maya in honey and a bear mauls her

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Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 19:37:31 No.99378

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>>>99376
>Coco is too good of a person to hurt that vapid half-breed shrew, I'm not.

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 19:40:27 No.99380

>>99368
zem

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 21:18:42 No.99390

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>>99376
KILL YOURSELF CONSPIRACY THEORIST

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 21:48:24 No.99393

Do this maya doesn't deserve anything good

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 04:29:40 No.99414

what if she ate the bear doe

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Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 19:37:41 No.99187 [Reply]

tfw you roll Mymy down the stairs and she kills Maya

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Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 21:48:51 No.99394

>>99391
only actual tankie retard niggers babble like this about muh work and you just fell for commie propaganda

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 21:50:33 No.99395

wagiest lost

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 21:51:34 No.99396

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>oy fucking vey goy, back to work! Stop being a drain on the (((economy)))

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 21:52:20 No.99397

>>99396
The government regularly wastes money on me geg

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 22:27:59 No.99401

>>99397
Schwopled!

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Theory Zaryan 07/16/25 (Wed) 18:09:33 No.97407 [Reply]

I have a theory that mymy is a closeted gooner/degen
>likes captain koek in quite a suggestive manner as shown in picrel
>refers to maya as fritzl, the fritzl case is incredibly disturbing, how did she know about it?
>makes the anime face
>makes a smug face when coco is about to show mollusk love to the class, probably knowing what it's about
>tries to hide her japanese identity so probably also hides the degen aspects of her japanese self
<obligatory disclaimer spacerald
>inb4 any gooners surface on this thread
this is a lore thread jartycuckas stay out

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Zaryan 07/23/25 (Wed) 23:16:25 No.98499

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<Kapitein Koek IS real!

Zaryan 07/23/25 (Wed) 23:16:50 No.98500

>>98470
mymyabuse ascended

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 17:54:15 No.99365

>>98447
koek is real in bed(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 18:47:39 No.99371

>>99365
Yup! Another permaban for SNCA.

Zaryan 07/29/25 (Tue) 00:33:59 No.99408

How many people get perma'd for rule 4 per day

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Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 15:44:10 No.99358 [Reply]

let's kill (coco) frogcuck, reply if you agree.

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 15:54:22 No.99359

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>Zaryan 10 minutes ago No.99358
>
>let's kill (coco) frogcuck, reply if you agree.

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 15:59:34 No.99360

>>99359
failquote + TND 2026

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 16:25:01 No.99361

>>99359
Ohnonononon coco haters we support niggers now??

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Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 02:03:31 No.99291 [Reply]

Which episode of ongezellig is your favorite?

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Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 10:14:44 No.99321

>>99315
They're parts of a single episode, nucaca

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 11:37:23 No.99329

>>99321
Does he know?

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 11:46:32 No.99335

>>99329
He does

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 13:17:14 No.99342

Deel 4 is probably the best distillation of what makes Ongezellig Ongezellig… but I like them all

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 13:47:16 No.99343

episode 7 season 3 is pretty good but episode 23 of season 4 is the best in my opinion

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Our Mymy Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 00:59:23 No.99287 [Reply]

Luv gems
'Ate coal

Simple as.

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 01:14:27 No.99288

image from reddit DNI

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 01:19:54 No.99289

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OHNONONONONONONONONO MYMYCUCKS ARE REDDITORS? KEEEEEEEEEEEK

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 02:24:54 No.99296

>>99289
erm, cococaca, that's obviously an anti mymy meme.

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 06:30:51 No.99318

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>KOMMMM ONNMN NEDERLAANDS, SCOR SAM FOKIN GOOOOAALLSSS!!!!!!

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Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 21:57:43 No.99240 [Reply]

They still remember him, geg

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Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 23:58:15 No.99274

https://m.vk.com/wall-223078366_6951
I did find this, looks to be some ziggerfag app, everything is in Russian, the group also seems pretty big
>This is just like heckin' paleontology where you dig up the fossils!

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 00:01:33 No.99276

>>99274
>If ongezellig was in Russia:
<
>(Aryans are not a race! (and not people))
Oh for fuck sake.

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 00:04:45 No.99279

>>99276 (Me)
Surprisingly, this group is still alive. Even though, 'zellig hype is died long ago

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 00:13:35 No.99281

>>99279
Holy ESL but yeah, I mean it works for us, I don't want normies doing more damage than they already did

Zaryan 07/28/25 (Mon) 02:14:46 No.99293

He was my friend I remember talking to him a lot, still miss him sometimes

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Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 15:31:04 No.99121 [Reply]

should we try to steal the 66666 GET on /int/?
it'd cause an enormous amount of seethe among the nusois due to the recent 'zellig ban on /soy/

Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 15:42:55 No.99122

>>99121
absolutely…
organize this on sharty's /qa/ doe, maybe you'll find more people who are willing.

Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 15:49:31 No.99123

Why not

Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 15:57:53 No.99128

>>99122
just posted a thread there

Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 16:03:56 No.99130

>>99121
disregard this thread the get tracker was wrong

Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 16:35:20 No.99138

Holy geg get tracker is a fucking retard, it's been 140000 posts

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Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 04:31:26 No.98856 [Reply]

tfw you kill Maya and she dies

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Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 08:28:20 No.99061

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>>99050
mayacucks…

Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 08:46:50 No.99062

>>99050
Amerimayamutts…

Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 15:04:53 No.99106

>>99050
yosack can pedopost about mymy but this nigga gets banned ts pmo

Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 15:06:41 No.99111

>>99106
all mymywaifucacas left a year ago little blud

Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 15:13:04 No.99115

>>99111
They were Mexican is it really a loss

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Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 19:00:24 No.98982 [Reply]

tfw you launch Maya from the school's roof and she explodes

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Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 19:01:19 No.98984

peoplethatmakethreadswhenitcanbepostedinanexistingthreadcord woke up

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 19:06:06 No.98988

>>98984
even doe this needed to be its own thread

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 19:56:33 No.99012

>>98982
Why does it always happen

Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 02:23:34 No.99038

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>Sir, your daily mayadeath thread

Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 05:39:41 No.99054

>>99038
inaccurate he should be a twp chudcel that can't breed(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 00:46:23 No.99033 [Reply]

failraid award gegggg

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Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 22:19:09 No.98833 [Reply]

>WE ARE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG
>WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE SERIES
>DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY SAM?
>DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT A GEMERALD?
>YES, WE'RE ALSO GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG PROJECTS.
>ILLUSTRATIES, THE DEELS, THE MAYAMAILS, AND…
>AND WE WILL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME, TALKING ABOUT FOENKIE.

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Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 22:54:52 No.98841

>>98840
He's a wholesome and valid Dutchman like every other red-blooded Dutch that has ever lived and you WILL respect his melanin levels you bigot

Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 23:00:21 No.98842

>>98833
gem

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 06:52:08 No.98892

>>98833
GEMMM

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 06:54:59 No.98893

this isn't a gem

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 19:53:16 No.99008

>>98893
Falsenvke!

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Gem potential Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 05:06:11 No.98861 [Reply]

Alright I found this guy (Brazilian femboy btw), and there's a lot of gem potential, he seethes about us a lot and uses terms like "zelligger" to describe himself, I think we could definitely get him to seethe if we swap out his comms card with
>yes chud TND etc
And then plaster it around, we can also flood his 'gram/xitter with soyjak requests, get the streety on this too if possible
https://x.com/gummykweenn

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Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 13:20:02 No.98938

>>98937
No I mean, new memes I haven't been much on normie 'net lately, and I lung for normiememes which can be spinned into being gemeralds with just the right amount of chuddiness

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 13:25:23 No.98939

>>98938
>I lung for normiememes which can be spinned into being gemeralds with just the right amount of chuddiness
absolute trvke

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 16:04:19 No.98957

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>nude and nsfw are not the same thing

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 16:06:06 No.98959

>>98957
What if you're a lifeguard at a nudist beach, huh? What about then?

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 16:12:23 No.98963

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>>>98957 (You)
>What if you're a lifeguard at a nudist beach, huh? What about then?

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Zelty OC dump Zaryan 06/15/25 (Sun) 11:37:54 No.90811 [Reply]

Whenever the site isn't getting DDOSed to hell I manage to get on the site and holy fuck it's brimstone there's so much NSFW and racebait. If you find more safe OC from there (or if you suspect something here was made there) post it here but just keep in mind the posts there are disgusting

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Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 13:46:11 No.98940

>>90811
so this entire thing is a psyop right?
can you produce a single picture of the catalogue?

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 13:53:56 No.98941

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>>98940
no and no

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 14:28:12 No.98946

>>98940
It's not a psyop zoyim… Now go obsess over this conveniently different website

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 14:58:17 No.98947

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>>98940
i can. it's not very interesting, though.

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 15:11:44 No.98949

>>98940
"Zelty" is a psyop reference to the real prototype which we also call Zelty and which existed for few days in 2023 o algo

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Zaryan 07/24/25 (Thu) 15:39:07 No.98596 [Reply]

The new sharty admin Limeade has said that he would be open to banning ongezellig if a thread made for that purpose gets a 1000 reppeys
Zaryans our response?

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Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 17:03:55 No.98776

>>98770
everything is that faggot's fault.
the dnb, the faggots, the foodists.
it's all his fault.

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 04:38:32 No.98858

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>*Sees dat Zellig reppey on mah thread*
>Ay mayne limeayyd getcho cracka ass up an' ban dat zellig coawl dat be killin da sherdee fo' me n' sheeeit
>Nigga I knows there be a thrembiyion mo' giggas and frawgpostas 24/7 spammin demoralization an' bait on /soy/ but youz jus gotta ban dat zelling fo' me mang!!

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 04:41:42 No.98859

>>98858
don't even need to see the image to geg at this gem GEG

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 14:12:42 No.98943

Let it happen man it's over for us over there any way, i don't even use it anymore due to the rancid quality of the posts so it's not like it affects me at all really

Zaryan 07/26/25 (Sat) 14:24:35 No.98945

>>98753
Oh shit it's done

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Dutch woman pulling thread Zaryan 05/25/24 (Sat) 16:25:54 No.24473 [Reply]

I need a dutch wife ffs.

How do I go about it guys, I'm thinking of learning the language a little bit and going to the netherlands during my euro travels. Should I just go and pull a Dutch farmer girl. How should I do it because I need Zaryan children

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Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 08:48:08 No.24539

>>24479
White european

Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 08:51:09 No.24540

>>24478
That ain't a problem. I'm stuck at 180cm (5"11 for the americucks) so I need a taller wife

Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 15:23:18 No.25235

Fuck that jartycuck who ruined our board. I'm bumping new threads to fix it

Zaryan 05/26/24 (Sun) 15:29:50 No.25238

Who the FUCK has been necrobumping

Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 21:45:46 No.98828

>>24473
Zemmy art, zoorucuck text. Ahhh, my old Zarty…

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Maz 10/26/23 (Thu) 17:12:50 No.2380 [Reply]

I have an idea
https://youtu.be/igYYH_kGnEM?si=n9srvL1Vj8QHYbcu
This exept with Mymy, already started to work on it myself. Probably gonna finish it this weekend. Does anybody have the "hyperborea 1995" Mp3 btw?

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Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 18:38:15 No.98795

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>>98726
i saw this back in 2023 before i got into soysphere, i found this video funny

Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 18:56:12 No.98800

>>98795
Sorry little oldfag but now wishing for total Nigger Death is considered foodist, adapt and start to self-insert as the gigachad

Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 19:54:55 No.98818

>>98800
glowie demoralization DNI

Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 20:22:13 No.98822

>>98800
Dimie moralization, interact

Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 21:05:58 No.98826

>>98800
that's dependent on what a "nigger" is though.

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This is the 3rd time im seeing ongezellig characters in my dreams Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 02:49:16 No.98722 [Reply]

This time i saw cleo, she was walking around my neighbourhood

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Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 14:43:42 No.98748

>>98746
>i dont know to ride a bike
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOT BAN THIS 5 YEAR OLD

Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 14:55:25 No.98749

>>98748
Meds

Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 16:01:04 No.98752

>>98749
How do (You) not know how to ride a bike??? Ive learned that when i was 5

Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 16:03:01 No.98754

>>98752
bikes are retarded and inefficient if you stop pedaling for one second you fall down

Zaryan 07/25/25 (Fri) 16:18:58 No.98764

>>98754
Nigga if you're going at more than 3 km/h then ur bike keeps going for a bit even if you stop pedaling, and the time it keeps going increases or decreases depending on ur speed

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