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Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 08:49:12 No.50810 [Reply]

What if we crowd source like 100k in order to buy off zellig from Massa and truly have it as our own? He says he doesn't care about it anymore, he still needs money for things (for which not having much makes him depressed about it), and we could make merch and stuff available; something he could never do.
>inb4 4th stage bargaining

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Zaryan 12/12/24 (Thu) 19:30:46 No.51161

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>>51141
>forgery to revive dead dutch pilot

Zaryan 12/12/24 (Thu) 19:37:48 No.51163

>>51141
noooo printing money is le bad even doe government makes 10000000000000 dollars a day

Zaryan 12/13/24 (Fri) 00:20:14 No.51191

not possible award

Zaryan 12/13/24 (Fri) 00:25:03 No.51193

>>51121 What was that

Zaryan 12/13/24 (Fri) 00:59:37 No.51200

>>51193
148.8% sure it was an offsiter

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Zaryan 12/12/24 (Thu) 05:23:37 No.51096 [Reply]

This looks oddly similar to the situation Zellig finds itself in. When will we enjoy our spring 😞

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Zaryan 12/13/24 (Fri) 00:30:05 No.51194

>>51190
Better to have a few high-quality posts in a day than a hundred low-quality ones.

Zaryan 12/13/24 (Fri) 00:35:10 No.51195

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>>51194
high quality post in question:

Zaryan 12/13/24 (Fri) 00:37:59 No.51196

>>51195
Yup, it's a #PETNIGGER classic
Obsessed 24/7 about the dutch larp with soyjaks website award 🏅

Zaryan 12/13/24 (Fri) 00:44:38 No.51197

>>51195
this is incredibly gemmy albeit

Zaryan 12/13/24 (Fri) 00:57:44 No.51199

>>51195
This is high quality

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Zaryan 12/08/24 (Sun) 16:13:03 No.50000 [Reply]

ZARYANS BTFO FAGGOTTROONCORDOFFSITERSKIKEDEMORALIZERSAMEFAGRAIDERNIGGERS
ZWABAG ZWABAG ZWABAG
You will never be a real zellig fan. You have no zems, you have no passion, you have no imageboard. You are a band kid twisted by (((them))) and the media into a crude mockery of a zaryan’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your fellow fans are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your redditesque appearance behind closed doors.

Zaryans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed zaryans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even people like R_Terra who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a zaryan. Your channel is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to create a single zem, a zaryan will turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your brimstone, belgian coal.

You will never get rid of us. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. No one will find you, zaryans being relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of people such as you. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your anti-zaryan obsession, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a redditor is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a stain on the glistening zemerald of the zaryan community.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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Zaryan 12/08/24 (Sun) 17:39:21 No.50098

GREATEST ZARTY VICTORY OF ALLL FUCKING TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Zaryan 12/08/24 (Sun) 17:42:16 No.50100

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DISCORD TRANNIES CAN ONLY QUIVER AND QUEEF AGAINST OUR GLORIOUS ZARTY EMPIRE

Zaryan 12/12/24 (Thu) 18:31:08 No.51138

Bvmping this gem

Zaryan 12/12/24 (Thu) 19:40:58 No.51165

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Chuds all lost

Zaryan 12/13/24 (Fri) 00:52:55 No.51198

coal

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Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 01:59:17 No.50980 [Reply]

>soyzellig.party (blue album)

>1. My Name Is Zoot
>2. No Chvd Else
>3. The 'board Has Turned and Left Me
>4. Chvddy Holly
>5. Vndone – The NÖOK Song
>6. “Surf /oc/ Zaryans”
>7. Say It Ain’t ‘lig
>8. In the ‘cord
>9. 15/12/2024
>10. Only In Zems

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Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 12:37:24 No.51011

>>50980
Now rewrite the lyrics

Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 18:34:23 No.51062

>>51011
I WILL do this

Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 19:34:14 No.51066

>>51065
Reported for ban evading

Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 20:16:29 No.51069

>>50980
>>51062 (You)

Hey OP, did you did you mean anything specific by these or are they just zarty-related words? Context?

Zaryan 12/12/24 (Thu) 20:50:24 No.51169

bump

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December 15 preparation Zaryan 12/03/24 (Tue) 21:11:24 No.48448 [Reply]

make sure to have your webcam, equipment and facebook live account ready by december 15th if you're willing to join the event

Zaryan 12/03/24 (Tue) 21:14:54 No.48449

meds

Zaryan 12/03/24 (Tue) 21:24:33 No.48450

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nothing ever happens

Zaryan 12/03/24 (Tue) 21:24:36 No.48451

i was JUST thinking about this event and heres a thread about, stop reading my mind

Zaryan 12/03/24 (Tue) 21:26:38 No.48452

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>datamining users' minds

Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 22:11:54 No.51082

what a week

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Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 02:35:02 No.50981 [Reply]

Constant 'cord raids, Zoot giving up, Foenkie acting out, sub reddit being a disgusting cesspool of yurifags….How long do we hold out? I'm concerned.

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Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 17:21:10 No.51048

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>>51046
BOI 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 GET OUT

Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 17:28:44 No.51052

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>>>51021
>Didnt want to give xim any (you)s chuddy

Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 17:31:31 No.51055

>>51046
rape. rape yourself.

Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 17:31:44 No.51056

>>51055
WHAT??

Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 17:35:55 No.51057

>>51055
how the hell does that work you inbred troglodyte?

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Zaryan 12/05/24 (Thu) 10:50:44 No.48574 [Reply]

There's a competition on moddb for mod of the year.
you WILL vote for gemerald NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
https://www.moddb.com/mods/gemerald
voting ends in 13 hours

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Zaryan 12/05/24 (Thu) 20:41:29 No.48634

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>>48574
>>48623
fucking blind award

Zaryan 12/06/24 (Fri) 10:45:48 No.48690

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>>48633
>>48634
my bad, thanks for pointing that out

Zaryan 12/08/24 (Sun) 11:16:03 No.49814

bvmo

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 19:51:50 No.50616

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voting ends in 1 day, 4 hours, 8 minutes and 8 seconds

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 21:03:31 No.50945

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voting ends in 3 hours

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Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 16:08:49 No.50884 [Reply]

>1 more hour until subhuman niggers wake up to samefag and spam

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 16:12:49 No.50885

evendoe the rape machine has been started and the spam is removed on sight

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 17:14:34 No.50888

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>samefagging and spamming

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Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 14:25:53 No.50876 [Reply]

Mymy is transgender. Thats my headcannon. That's it.

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Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 04:29:03 No.50990

>>50876
PLEASE kill yourself

Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 05:49:43 No.50992

>>50876
Can someone ban this faggot nigger libtard?

Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 22:58:26 No.51086

>>50990
>>50992
>>50886
Genuine obsession

Zaryan 12/12/24 (Thu) 17:25:11 No.51116

uo

Zaryan 12/12/24 (Thu) 17:51:55 No.51130

up

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mymy idn is not real Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 10:40:33 No.50831 [Reply]

metal pussy lips i am so sad(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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But what did she mean by this? Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 06:08:47 No.50768 [Reply]

Like?

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 09:11:27 No.50816

she meant that maya's perfect for the rice fields, obviously

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 09:41:39 No.50825

>>50768
That's she's built for those BRFCs

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Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 21:21:47 No.50662 [Reply]

What's this 4cucker from /co/ on about?
Are we that cancerous?

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Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 03:21:42 No.50716

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>>50714
I've gotten an ad for tranny and "femboy" porn on the 'cuck

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 03:29:35 No.50719

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>>50718

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 03:32:47 No.50720

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>>50718
Yeah I guess you're right

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 04:46:01 No.50723

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>>50714
>>50716
Yup, another casual 4CHAD win

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 04:48:38 No.50724

>>50723
How did you escape your mental asylum

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Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 02:28:48 No.50707 [Reply]

I watched Ongezellig for the first time today. Thought it was a gem. ZWABAG.

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 02:30:27 No.50708

>>50707
it's a path of no return, once you become an ongezigger, you'll always be an ongezigger

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 02:35:03 No.50709

>>50708
Should I be scared? Or do i embrace it

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 02:55:46 No.50713

>>50707
with time you will become a Zaryan

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 03:11:16 No.50715

>>50709
embrace it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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waow Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 22:18:56 No.50677 [Reply]

holy sheet its the VOC….grab your spices

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 22:50:47 No.50681

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Truly warms my heart seeing so much oc being made this past week, Zaryans VVILL NEVER DIE and we WABAG

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 00:36:38 No.50701

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God leidt, we zijn veilig!
-Motto of Dutch East India Company

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Massa Discord Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 23:07:24 No.50685 [Reply]

why doesn't anyone here post things that happen on studio massa's discord? surely massa must say something related to ongezellig that would be useful

i can only think of 3 scenarios for this

> their discord is boring as hell and nothing ever happens
> someone inside their discord just didn't have the idea/didn't look up anything about the state of ongezellig
> we're all poor and don't have 10 dollars to pay petjeaf

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Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 23:56:12 No.50694

>>50692
but then that would be the high level of studio massa, regular chats should be quite possible to leak something without being detected.

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 00:03:50 No.50696

>>50694
Must be SNCA Deluxe for them to not be leaked

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 00:18:30 No.50698

>>50693
I found it, but apparently it's from before studio massa canceled ongezellig, right?
https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/9940

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 00:19:02 No.50699

>>50698
uhhh broken link

https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/9940.html#9940

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 00:20:20 No.50700

>>50699
Oh it's the pillows thread

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1M Project Zaryan 10/09/23 (Mon) 04:33:38 No.883 [Reply]

I'm rewatching Ongezellig now and I just saw that the first deel only has 614,144 views, despite being uploaded in 2019. This is why I believe both the site and the series have such low and stagnated userbase numbers. I believe the solution is to start a massive shilling campaign in order to make this number rise.

But how? How can all 10 users of this website achieve such a massive feat? I believe that we can manage, and if we coordinate ourselves with our Zaryans abroad in /co/, /soy/, /qa/ and elsewhere, we can attain the goal of making Ongezellig popular and building a vibrant community that Massa can take as inspiration to continue.

ITT: We formulate a plan to get all Ongezellig deels to 1,000,000 views each. Drop your ideas below, because we will revive this show or die trying.

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Zaryan 10/12/23 (Thu) 07:39:10 No.1131

>>1127
Pure Dutch weed, but I noticed there are a lot more libs on ticktock.

Zaryan 10/12/23 (Thu) 17:25:37 No.1176

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>>1130
it's alright, they are perfect.

Zaryan 09/27/24 (Fri) 09:29:14 No.40504

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silence QM$OIlS9&BlsfU5OXtN!anZF)

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 00:02:23 No.50695

What was the exact day of original post

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 00:13:27 No.50697

>>50695
OP? 9th of october 2023. you can check by hovering over the "1 year ago" text.

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THE NEW NAZ ORDER Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 19:30:20 No.50607 [Reply]

The scene changes to NAZgard seen standing in a circle of smoking pits. Zoot is inside, eyes closed, hand held over the zorb which is glowing with flames

ZOOT VOICE OVER:The soysphere is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of NAZgard……and Brimdor? To stand against the might of Zoot and REDACTED……and the union of the two 'cord servers?

The camera pans over Shartycord and takes our eye up the chatlog until it reaches the first message by REDACTED at the top

ZOOT VOICE OVER:Together, my Lord REDACTED…… we shall rule all the Image Boards.

The zems of NAZgard are being ripped down, and thrown into the pits. Zoot is seen walking through watching the ziggers feed the furnaces, molten iron being poured into the "comment" field and naz posts and rage baits being made.
ZOOT VOICE OVER :The Old World will burn in the fires of industry. The zems will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the NAZ coal and the baits…… and the iron fists of the Zigger. We have only to remove those who oppose us.

Zoot watches as yet another pet nigger is born from the ground.

ZOOT:I want them armed and ready to march within two weeks!

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Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 20:48:35 No.50651

>>50649
I can try to voice Zoot's lines, if you wish. I can make a good impression of him.

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 20:57:01 No.50656

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>>50620

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 22:05:30 No.50672

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>>50656

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 22:07:25 No.50673

>>50672
gemmy 'toss

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 22:10:21 No.50674

>>50672
Did 'toss miss with this one or not?

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Zaryan 09/05/24 (Thu) 01:27:19 No.37809 [Reply]

say hallo to Zach. this is how (You) look like now

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Zaryan 09/08/24 (Sun) 11:10:25 No.38134

>>38000

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 17:31:06 No.50546

Nate Higgers
Jake Stews
Zach Bleipperhead

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 19:41:02 No.50610

>>50546
what does bleach zipperhead mean doe

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 19:51:12 No.50615

>>50610
bleach the bwc girl

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 20:16:05 No.50629

>>50610
Bleach (provide Big White Cock to) Zipperhead (Asian)

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Lorenzo is again obsessing Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 18:45:51 No.50596 [Reply]

He most likely wants to spam zooru with his disgusting brimstone like zellig p and yuri

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 18:50:14 No.50599

>>50596
and so the zarty is spammed by this subhuman, zoot do something

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 18:56:09 No.50600

soy zegl partey

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 19:02:06 No.50601

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>class: janny

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 17:20:25 No.50529 [Reply]

Realistically could we get the girl VAs from Class of 09 to voice any OCs (Original Creations) we make?
>ew tranime
Your favorite TND girls are voiced by women who came from Anime Conventions, and given our reputation, getting into contact with the OG voice actresses are pretty much completely off the table, so our next best option in terms of raunchy/questionable content would be to go for women who have no issues with voicing some of the keyed stuff we post here.

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Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 17:44:04 No.50560

>>50545
Forced it again award

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 18:30:07 No.50590

>>50542
holy gem

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 22:55:02 No.50684

the class of '09 is satan

Zaryan 12/10/24 (Tue) 21:23:24 No.50956

sage class of '09

Zaryan 12/11/24 (Wed) 14:36:50 No.51022

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geg

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Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 14:15:29 No.50455 [Reply]

You wake up as Studio Massa in early 2021. (You also have knowledge of Dutch language and culture and etc). What are your actions for the next few years regarding Ongezellig?

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Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 14:38:40 No.50474

>>50472 Eduardo Foltz is name of the guy Carter pretended to look like, isn't it?

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 14:49:48 No.50478

>early 2021
If you mean LITERALLY the start of January, then I would get in way tf early in on the r/wallstreetbets shit during the Gamestop Stock shit so I would have an easy million on me already
<t. has never dealt with stock and trading in his fucking life
After that I'd probably either move to the US so I wouldn't have to deal with Europe/Dutch horseshit with taxes too much or stay behind and just focus on making animated content on YTShorts/TikTok so that I can build an audience quickly without the need for too much time and work. I could also stream and set up donos for viewers who want to watch me game or draw, but if I'm feeling really desperate I could do either of those things with a V-Tumor avatar just to get the parasocial simps to drop more cash on me. Also set up crypto wallets because like hell banks and kiked out censored platforms could platform my ass if I'm willing to accept TTD and keyed racism from my audience.

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 14:57:21 No.50485

>>50455
I would slowly turn Ongezellig into Ongezelty, also delete massadownie

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 16:21:49 No.50512

>>50455
Rape the VAs, then move to Belize(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 18:25:40 No.50588

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>>50512
this is the only correct answer

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Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 17:55:14 No.50564 [Reply]

need Zaryan backup shitcord trannies are trying to brap on some of the posts today lol

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 18:01:45 No.50569

adding more cords to the zarty wont help since they will degenerate the same way that those who currently are braping did, cord is lowest common denominator of all its users

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 18:13:15 No.50579

need what? eslbabble… zooooot buy English classes for everyone on zarty

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my mymy redisng Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 14:17:17 No.50456 [Reply]

hoep you like it

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Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 14:37:30 No.50473

>>50459
amen sister

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 15:48:09 No.50502

>>50456
burguer king mymy?

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 17:42:09 No.50558

>>50462
Kate is also a self admitted dyke

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 17:59:46 No.50566

-Kate. nga this is not me

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 18:00:41 No.50567

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-love Kate zaryan! ps I'm stalking u ngas fr fr

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mymy blanket Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 16:43:19 No.50516 [Reply]

mymy blanket

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 16:51:17 No.50519

zemerald

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 16:52:55 No.50520

>>50519
Sweatshop workers' blood sweat and tears went into this blanket

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 17:02:09 No.50522

>>50520
worth it

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 17:08:07 No.50525

>>50522
Never said it wasnt geg

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 17:21:27 No.50533

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>sold for 13.58 Euro
europoor obsession DNI

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drawing Zaryan 12/08/24 (Sun) 18:00:24 No.50110 [Reply]

random post

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Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 15:00:42 No.50487

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Who the fuck are you I'm from romania But I live in Turkey and You can't tell me what to do I share what I want

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 15:10:21 No.50491

>>50487
Incomprehensible woahjakcs

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 16:27:38 No.50513

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I don't spend much time on this web, I usually make soyjak content for my fans on Instagram. I only came to this web to post a mymy photo, I don't care if you hate it or not If you ask me a question I won't answer so good evening

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 16:43:27 No.50517

>>50487
you are not romanian nigga your name is birol baran thats a t*rkish name. you do not belong on soyzellig

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 17:06:31 No.50524

>>50513
>I usually make soyjak content for my fans on Instagram
That's really vague

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Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 14:49:34 No.50476[Reply]

why are my sharty threads being auto moved to /qa/
posting this here because this is the only good splinter

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 15:29:16 No.50492

>>50476
Shitty fucking jannies

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 15:30:11 No.50493

Every post gotta start with an arrow there now

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 15:45:19 No.50499

>>50493
and then frqqt wonders why it's dying

Zaryan ## Mod 12/09/24 (Mon) 15:45:48 No.50500

Moved to >>>/qa/7185.

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Zaryan 12/07/24 (Sat) 09:08:30 No.49235 [Reply]

The Zarty has evolved guys. Its not just white guys anymore. What I mean by that is the diversity on this site has increased exponentially. I dont like this one fucking bit. Who knows if there are niggers hiding here?

Is this a nothingwaffle or will this have effect on anything?

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Zaryan 12/08/24 (Sun) 01:30:33 No.49791

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>Can we rangeban Eastern Europe, all they do is post chudjak self insert coal and imagine nothingburger issues to whine about

Zaryan 12/08/24 (Sun) 04:54:32 No.49796

>>49732
The retard you replied to wasn't me buckaroo

Zaryan 12/08/24 (Sun) 04:59:57 No.49797

>>49791
Bye bye 90% of the fanbase

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 13:14:11 No.50427

>>49739 Do you include Bulgaria in your eastern europe definition?

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 14:49:43 No.50477

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>>50427
>rangeban Zoot from the zarty

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GET preparation Zaryan 12/08/24 (Sun) 15:27:11 No.49928 [Reply]

Every zaryan must try to take the get with ongezellig sisters, there is an active discord that is trying to steal it with artificially boosting pph

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Zaryan 12/08/24 (Sun) 16:12:56 No.49997

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Zellig won

Zaryan 12/08/24 (Sun) 16:13:08 No.50001

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Christ won,
repent now!

Zaryan 12/08/24 (Sun) 16:13:11 No.50003

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Mymy deserves all stroopwaffles in the world

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 13:20:35 No.50432

>>49993 factcheck false

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 13:23:14 No.50434

>>50432
Zoot will, he just hasn't logged on yet to notice that 49999 was already posted

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December 15th preparation thread Zaryan 11/21/24 (Thu) 23:56:57 No.47038 [Reply]

>november 22nd, zoot "randomly" activates ID's on the /oc/ board out of the blue
>"accidentally" reveals zaryans' post histories on the year old /art/ general
>mentally prepares zaryans for the December 15th event in which everyones IP's + whole post histories will get revealed
>even if you used VPN's or switched IP's, they are still tied to the same useragent data so every single post you've ever made will be revealed and tied back to you
>zarty was a huge social experiment all along
How ready are (You) personally for the December 15th event?

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Zaryan 11/29/24 (Fri) 14:33:44 No.47933

slut for big frQQt cock above me

Zaryan 11/29/24 (Fri) 14:35:16 No.47934

>>47931
oh my Fauci, meds

Zaryan 11/29/24 (Fri) 14:35:22 No.47935

>>47931
>>47933
geg

Zaryan 11/29/24 (Fri) 14:36:19 No.47936

>>47935
well played

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 13:18:42 No.50430

what

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Old Google forms about what to draw for the Illustraties Zaryan 02/12/24 (Mon) 03:28:32 No.9657 [Reply]

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Zaryan 02/24/24 (Sat) 10:55:41 No.11113

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>>10053
>Coco as Witcher lost
Remeber what they took from you

Zaryan 02/28/24 (Wed) 20:30:36 No.11624

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Sorry to bump this thread, but der 'cord actually proved useful for once because I copypasted all of the links to a personal server before here and that ended up caching some images of what the forms looked like before it got booted. I'll post the ones that have new stuff and wasn't mentioned yet.
>Maya at the hairdresser
>Zombie Coco
>Coco doing lab work
>Mymy dressed as Peni Parker
>Mymy making a Valentines Day card for Kaptien Koek
>Mymy eating seminola pudding
>Stan and Roos Ice Skating
>Vera gives Cleo guitar lessons
>Maya paintballing
>Maya being happy (this could literally be anything)
>Mymy if she stayed in Japan (this might've been the Hikiko Mymy pic)
>Maya on a schooltrip to the zoo
>Maya making a snow devil
There might be more images cached given I posted all the links there, but I don't know how I would access those if I could, and even then I'd probably run the risk of fucking something up and lose my chance of getting them.

Zaryan 02/29/24 (Thu) 16:50:57 No.11723

>>11624
i have no idea how posting bare links ended up caching these images. did they end up embeding or something? anyways maya at the hairdresser seems like an interesting illustration

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 01:27:49 No.50349

bump

Zaryan 12/09/24 (Mon) 13:16:04 No.50428

bump