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 No.8507[Reply]

recently i've been zelligmaxxing by rewatching it over and over so i can fry it into my brain and rewatch it whenever i have free time, been working hard the past couple of days and today i was finally able to watch the whole thing in my mind. just thought i should share cause i'm really proud of this achievement personally and i want to inspire other zelligbros to do the same.
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 No.8517

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>>8514
This is smart

 No.8518


 No.8528

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be careful, there was another zaryan who was zelligmaxxing and because of it his parents got divorced. you should plan out your strategy very carefully

 No.8534

Least insane zelliger

 No.8536

Ill try the same, Ive had a streak of watching it every day for the last few days



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 No.2643[Reply]

If not NSFW, can I post my fanfiction here?
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 No.2808

>>2663
I am comfortable with this being completely memoryholed unfortunately

 No.2813

>>2650
YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING YOU SERVE ZERO PURPOSE.

 No.2876

>>2650
Post it so i can edit into a reddit story video

 No.8506

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>>2643
we are still waiting for it

 No.8512

>>8506
one time in drenthelands there were 3 sisters who all kissed eachother very sloppily without breaking the zarty rules but it was all a dream the end



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 No.8457[Reply]

Why does this paypig artpiece have the word 'Jew' behind Maya's head?
And no I did not add the 'Owo' at the end of my filename when I took this pic, what the fuck?

 No.8458

oy vey!! shalom goyim, thank you for putting this to our attention.
We'll arrange a black bvll to rape and impregnate massa for this anti-semitic hate crime.

 No.8460

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Canon?

 No.8478

It's a sign!!! I bet. Massa just wanted to say that the joooooooz are to blame for all Maya’s troubles



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 No.7116[Reply]

Zellig sticker thread

Post 'ligs that make for good stickers
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 No.7127

>>7125
I want gems that aren't in the folder and I have a lot of sticker paper lying around so I want to put them to good use

 No.7131

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do this it would be really funny

 No.7133

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 No.7135

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 No.8468

did anyone make stickers out of these yet



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 No.8441[Reply]

https://twitter.com/PapaOsoart DOX HIM DOX HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.8442

Total coomer death.
I support this doxxing

 No.8445

So to start off, his pixiv claims he’s from Japan. I don’t buy it, but what I do know is that he posts tweets in some latinx language. Of course he’s a spic. Anyways it’s kinda late so I’ll be heading off to bed now, but good luck on this.



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 No.8407[Reply]

Anotha keyednuke

 No.8408

vantablack antimatter falsenvke forged in the deepest pits of niggerhell

 No.8409

whats the name of the zellig font

 No.8435

oh my fauci is that a hecking metal gear refrence

 No.8440

It's marge



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 No.7567[Reply]

I feel like we need a common goal.
It could be a shill campaign to boost the shows popularity, it could be trying to further secure our place on /qa/, it could be shilling for this site… But we need something. We could be way more effective if we'd concentrate our autism on one target and split up the workload (ideally). It might take some coordination and readjustment, but if we do it right we could really achieve something.
<
But first and foremost we need to find out what (You) would want to do.
>le datamining
<
I suggest you guys use this thread to accumulate some ideas. Voice your concerns too.
What do (You) think would be best for our community? Maybe you're holding off on an idea or maybe you possess a unique skillset that could benefit us in our mission.
<
After we've collected enough ideas, we could set up a poll. Everyone gets their vote. No cheating. Remember: we want concrete results. The idea is to figure out what course to take as a community. Rigging wouldn't get us anywhere.
<
As I'm new here, I don't know if you guys did something like this before. I took a look at the catalogue and couldn't find anything, so I decided to make this thread.
<
Anyway, that's it for now. I'm going to bed.
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 No.7600

>>7598
>would this site, or any other hypothetical zellig site, exist if it weren't for the sharty?
This site in particulare no, since it was created by sharty users. But you are acting like zellig is only relevant on the sharty.
And my "false equivalency" isnt really false, since the same jaks have been milked for a lot of years. Same thing with our 20 min pilot (plus other zellig stuff). We have connections to the sharty, but we arent dependant on it.
>>7599
>let's keep it that way
yeah, lets hope so. we just have to be careful.
>Yeah, no pisscord and xitter tranny dramas to talk about, imagine that.
lol

 No.7601

a fangame definitely works well, a couple drawGODs could also band together and start working on a zellig art project or an internet graphic novel of sorts.

 No.7602

>>7600
For me it's the sharty that made zellig great in the first place. If it wasn't for the sharty I would've probably functionally forgotten about zellig in a week (not to mentioned I wouldn't have found it to being with). Maybe i'd check up on it every 5 months or somehting, but certainly not be as invested in it. It's really the soysphere, soywiki and yt comments from 'teens that made zellig as interesting and relevant, to me and I imagine a lot of other 'teens. Without it, zellig honestly doesn't go far beyond being a dutch slop of life tranime.
Cutting off our roots is shooting ourselves in the foot, the larger ecosystem of the sharty allowed for such a niche topic as zellig to thrive and remain relevant, no way a dedicated group of shitposters that we were would survive for years without the sharty. The only other place talking about zellig is massacord and /co/on central
>>7599
>The main issue is that majority of the work will fall on that one guy
majority is less than what I'm used to. And the less moving parts we have the better, last thing I need is someone meddling in my project. It's a simple premise I doubt I'll find it too exhausting to complete. I had in fact a much more ambitious idea for a game, but it would've perhaps required too much animating.

 No.7603

i have been suggesting the show to everyone i meet irl to the point i am known for liking zellig i personally know that i have created 5+ zaryans

 No.8436

go up



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 No.8382[Reply]

Going off of how she is drawn in the deels and patreon art, she seems to be roughly 59 or late 40’s, but in flashbacks she can’t be older than any of the sisters are now right?
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 No.8386

>>8384

>parents killed in tragic accident leading to requirement for income and abandoned childhood dreams

 No.8388

>>8382
'round 40, alcohol ain't good for ya
>>8386
coco moment

 No.8389

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>>8386
I could see that, because of that she abandoned her plans of becoming a musician as she needs money and starts drinking to forget her trauma.
Tho I think it's more likely that she simply never achieved any success as a guitarist and she acts the way she does because of frustration

 No.8431

>>8383
>your eggs are practically at death's door at this point.
I can save them

 No.8434

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>>8431
I'm sure she can still get pregnant, but I don't know how the child would turn out, that's the problem with older women



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 No.8410[Reply]

why did no one tell me about this??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuNxjTOIgtg

 No.8417

Literally me



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 No.8397[Reply]

<transmitting to all terminally online
<requesting higher qual version of image provided
<godspeed

 No.8399

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here

 No.8400

My nigga mymy got chasity belt

 No.8401

>>8400
It's the only way to keep her safe



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 No.8394[Reply]

New 'toss

 No.8395

Grandma's right, ya know.

 No.8396

'somejak saying the same thing was funny doe



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 No.8373[Reply]

hello

 No.8374

is this real

 No.8375

why she look like elmo

 No.8376

there's just something… wrong about this image. i cant put my finger on it.

 No.8377

>Biblically acurate zelligs

 No.8381

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 No.7604[Reply]

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 No.7715

>>7695
I didn't even realize

That trailer was false advertising inasmuch

 No.8345

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we've been portrayed as the soyjak its over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vi0ao1WUZo

 No.8352

>>8345
Mymybros… not like this…

 No.8369

>>8345
i am not perro rabioso

 No.8372

>portrayed as a tall and strong sigma man
I see this as a win.



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 No.8286[Reply]

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 No.8288

spainsisters wake up, its out

 No.8293


 No.8317

>>8287
live yourself

 No.8318

>>8287
coma yourself

 No.8353

>>8317
>>8317
>>8318
Ermmmmmm… zelligbros why do these say (you) when they arent me



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 No.8103[Reply]

Sorry for the wait; I needed to fix some grammar and formatting issues. Here is the big Mymy x Maya fanfiction. Enjoy, Zaryans!
https://files.catbox.moe/c4d42d.pdf
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 No.8128

>>8124
ev&oe im not a troon

 No.8282

>>8124
Stop talking like a troon though

 No.8303

>>8109
keep talking like a troon it's cute

 No.8322

>>8282
>though
Stop talking like a troon though.

 No.8323

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>>8282
>>8322
>though



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 No.8279[Reply]

marge why does coco say "oyy" is xhe jewish
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 No.8308

>>8307
oh my fauci….. we need a fanfiction about this so bad………

 No.8309

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OYY MAYA

 No.8313

i just realised none of the ongezellig girls are actually dutch. they're indonesian, japanese and south african. as a self-proclaimed dutch nationalist why did Massa do this? i think xe has a thing for immigrant girls

 No.8314

>>8313
trvke

 No.8316




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 No.1125[Reply]

Thought u were slick huh?

 No.8291

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ignore

 No.8312

>>8291
necrobumo



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 No.7950[Reply]

In deel 4, there was a scene where Mymy called Maya an <autistic person>, to which Maya angrily said that she had an ADD, to which Coco suddenly broke into the conversation and asked what it was and what it was being treated for. For many, this scene raised questions like "what? they've been living together for 10 years and don't know about Maya's ADD?" personally, I think that Mymy knew about ADD just decided to annoy Maya, and Coco decided, as always, put on the mask of a naive fool and broke into the conversation to mitigate the situation
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 No.8127

>>8125
truth fat man and little boy incoming
you arent depessed youre just a whiny bitch
you dont have adhd youre just a lazy little fuck
you dont have anxiety youre just a little bitch
(OCD is real though cuz i have it)

 No.8227

>>8127
>you dont have anxiety youre just a little bitch
>(OCD is real though cuz i have it)
Bait? or is this satire? I'm too retarded to tell.

 No.8304

>>8125
you just know this guy is a meth addicted NPC retard who got diagnosed with that meme disease
ADHD literally doesnt exist outside of America, if you think it's real you're more brainwashed than the average redditor

 No.8305

>>8304
>>8127
You gotta respect the bait

 No.8306

>>8305
yeah respect whatever you want
just dont expect that anyone is going to respect a meth addict's delusions, not on any place other than reddit at least



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 No.8143[Reply]

Zellig

 No.8144

Gem

 No.8146

Finally, someone redid it so that the Dutch flag actually looks good, gemerald

 No.8211

who nose?

 No.8280

>>8143
kinda based tbh



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 No.8263[Reply]

Made a script for linuxGODS

#!/bin/bash
soyzellig=$(curl -s https://soyzellig.party/o/)
while true; do
newreq=$(curl -s https://soyzellig.party/o/)
if [ "$newreq" == "$soyzellig" ]; then
echo "No new nuts nigga!"
else
echo "==New nuts nigga!=="
soyzellig=$newreq
fi
sleep 60
done
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 No.8272

>>8263
I can use this, tho checking every 60 seconds is too frequent, I'd change it to 300 or more

 No.8274

>>8271
I wasnt aware i could fetch a json catalog

 No.8275

>>8274
I just checked, you can but not for the overboard

 No.8276

>>8264
Checks for new posts, probably shouldn't check every minute, not that many posts kek.

 No.8278

>>8276
…for now! :D



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 No.8266[Reply]

 No.8267

please give me a break from this self inserting faggot

 No.8268

it could have been so good

 No.8269

Pure unadultrated iron



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 No.8254[Reply]

It's over?

 No.8255

File: 1706071436531.gif (1.66 MB, 142x189, 60949 - SoyBooru.gif)

'IPPLE, YOU VVILL PARTICIPATE IN THE ZELLIG REANIMATED COLLAB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.8257

>>8254
Marge? Literal who?

 No.8258


 No.8259

>>8258
Eh, he doesn't seen to be that bad apart from being a complete dramafag and being overall weird

 No.8260

>>8259
Hope he does better, still not fully sure what to expect of him
Would he be on the Zarty?



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 No.8250[Reply]

i like ongezellig bc its funny and because i am dutch and also because because its funny


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 No.8150[Reply]

can someone draw a zellig parody of the 60 seconds characters, thatd be cool

 No.8151

no

 No.8152

yeah, who's who doe?

 No.8153

gem idea

 No.8154

Ted - vera
Delores - coco
Mary jane - maya
TImmy - Mymy
thoughts?

 No.8242

up



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 No.8197[Reply]

Does massa really hate us zelligbros?

 No.8199

he actually doesn't, but he needs to pretend he does so his troony loony fanbase won't freak out

 No.8203

most of the soyhate is from fonkie, massa hardly ever even interacts with his 'cord.
But I imagine fonkie has tainted his view of us

 No.8204

>>8197

not really.



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 No.8132[Reply]

Is this real? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, do Massaclittycorders rly?
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 No.8176

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reminder that the mods monitor every person that joins their cord and will ban you if you have visted the evil and not heckin valid soy wojak website.

 No.8178

>hated by /soy/
>coomers distort it on /co/
>massa ‘cord is discriminating us
Truly, the most oppressed race

 No.8184

>>8176
geg, most lifeless faggot award

 No.8201

>>8178
Kicked in over 109 boards, and it's not our fault…

 No.8202

I say this with no exaggerating, this is LITERALLY 1984



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 No.8164[Reply]

alright which any of you did this?
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6063297.html
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 No.8168

>>8167
>Anything thar I don't like is a troon shit

 No.8169

>>8168
Pedophilia is the literal cornerstone of troonism and all other faggotry

 No.8186

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/co/ raids (any 'cuck raids) are always funny, especially zellig ones since hardly anything fucking happens in them anymore.

 No.8196

>>8186
i wonder what the earliest zellig threads on 4chan were like

 No.8198

mods didn't delete troonblacks, very keyed



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 No.8081[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78GEe8wJ3c

I tried using the mymy AI model someone suggested to me here but it doesn't sound as clean as this one.

 No.8082

>>8081
*it doesn't like mymy at all but it sounds more clear

 No.8087

why does xhe sound bri'ish

 No.8137

>>8087
it's a cover of nikocado avocado rant

 No.8173

I used the AI models that were posted on the sharty. I also used the google collab, back when it was still functional. Right now I use Mangio-RVC (download on my PC).
I dont think that it came out as clean as you may think. It still sounds robotic at some parts. I guess that the sound filters that i've put hide these problems.



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 No.8140[Reply]

<total yapsterdam victory


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 No.7951[Reply]

I assume this is just due to the animation improving. But I don't see the reason to why change some stuff, like the broken mirror or the bookshelves
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 No.8061

>>8053

fucking kill this guy

 No.8063

>>8053
send this nigger back to /co/

 No.8108

>>8055
>>8056
>>8061
>>8063
come on that would be hot

 No.8112

>>8108
just got out of a call with massa and he confirmed that the zellig girls aren't lesbians and in deel 7 they will go on an adventure to save the white race by breeding with as many BWCs as possible

 No.8130

>>8112
Meds, all of them are entering monogamous marriages with Dutch men



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