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/ziki/ thread Zaryan 03/13/25 (Thu) 10:29:03 No.68678 [Reply]

Do you want to add, edit, or delete a page because you don't like it? Then welcome here!
Post everything you think about ziki, if it concerns IAS/IAZ standards.

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Zaryan 01/25/26 (Sun) 02:51:22 No.122203

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Zaryan 01/25/26 (Sun) 02:52:04 No.122204

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Zaryan 01/25/26 (Sun) 07:38:11 No.122254

>>122204
gem

Zaryan 01/25/26 (Sun) 13:38:27 No.122296

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>>122204
One Boer Humanitarian Help meal please

Zaryan 03/17/26 (Tue) 05:58:24 No.127219

esl changes

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Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 10:49:36 No.127126 [Reply]

Wtf was Maya expecting on her 16th birthday?
<
Not to be rude or anything but Maya knows shes a complete failure and nobody really cares about her. So why have such a visceral disgusted feeling the moment she doesn't recieve messages in the middle of the night? Simply abnormal behaviorm..
<
Also what led me to falsely belive Epke and Anke were former classmates. No way she does this every holiday.

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Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 18:34:50 No.127169

>>127149
Lmao Coco won again, mayakeks cope, xhe will never be as good as her

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 18:37:21 No.127170

>>127126
What's written on that email panel? I don't remember anymore since 2024

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 18:45:08 No.127171

>>127148
maya should go gym or do a sport or something and she should eliminate her mindset that she deserves stuff

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 18:45:28 No.127172

>>127170
Mayamails

Zaryan 03/17/26 (Tue) 00:02:13 No.127210

>>127126
is this bait or are you genuinely fucking retarded
if it's the latter, she threw it because she hates her birthday and doesn't want to be reminded of it

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Goodbye Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 23:52:49 No.127115 [Reply]

While I had fun here, the low pph and the namefagging (especially you brat shitskin) have ruined this site in recent times, and ruined the experience for me, while this site is not at the state of the nusharty it's going downhill and I have given up, I may return within a couple months to check up on here and if it hasn't improved, I'm not coming back, This is not meant to be a demoralizer to the fullest however, if you are fed up with the current state of the site this may your sign to leave or take a break, if you are willing to endure because you believe it gets better, then please endure, but I am done here, We have reached our fourth year and I feel as tough this site does not have much time left, But I still have a slight sliver of hope, ZWABAG Mymy WABAG and godspeed

(if you are wondering who I am, I'm the guy that made those 2 soymy animations and the zelty creepypasta readings)

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Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 06:19:44 No.127123

>>127115
It's again the shitskins who are to blame lmao

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 06:23:58 No.127124

see you tommorow

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 06:54:18 No.127125

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leaky

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 11:38:55 No.127132

yet another demoralization

Bart simpson!AyHyfNKmIs 03/17/26 (Tue) 00:00:59 No.127209

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Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 18:01:32 No.127163 [Reply]

THE END IS NEAR

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Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 22:00:28 No.127202

>>127198
>>127201
everythang u chuds did to the show is why massa discontinued it and shieet. there's no limit to the larp, lil chuddie

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 22:03:28 No.127203

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matter of fact yall should be thankful to dweller for keeping the fanbase alive and validating my yurishipping

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 22:07:51 No.127204

>>127203
>>127202
stop baiting nophono he's crying

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 22:32:27 No.127205

>>127202
>>127203
I fell for this bait in my head

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 22:59:55 No.127207

>>127202
die retarded nigger subhuman 30 iq vermin

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Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 17:07:38 No.127156 [Reply]

I'm planning to write a couple of pages on da 'ki
What should I write about? I'm European esl btw if that matters

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Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 20:22:22 No.127179

>>127176
contact Zalt, it's on the 'ki

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 20:27:53 No.127184

Account registration is open now for a day, it will be closed tomorrow.

Editor 03/16/26 (Mon) 21:24:33 No.127189

>Metaspace is Zelligwiki despite the convention being ZelligWiki
>The templates are straight dogshit and are just {{Tip}} reskins
>The main page is shit
>There is no quality control
>90% of pages are a sentence
>It's a dnb with 4 active users (GEG)

Fix your fucking wiki

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 21:30:22 No.127190

>>127189
Trve

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 21:38:10 No.127191

>>127189
it's purpose is to store informations, if you want to decorate it like a foid you're free to do it though

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Zaryan 12/30/24 (Mon) 19:12:31 No.53915 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

post veraralds
im first

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Zaryan 11/28/25 (Fri) 11:34:32 No.116585

>>116577
kys furnigger

Zaryan 11/29/25 (Sat) 10:22:42 No.116682

>>116092
This is some advanced troonery

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:18:33 No.127152

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Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:58:42 No.127155

>>127152
Dogtoes…

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 20:23:27 No.127181

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>>127152

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Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 02:26:24 No.127044 [Reply]

Mayas male schizofriend is obviously the guy she met on the bus during Maya's conversation. What do you think the back story for the second one is?

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Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 12:20:41 No.127138

>>127137
clearly a grape

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 12:34:47 No.127140

>>127135
Chud is taking away the typo and the soy is becoming brown media illiteracyGOD

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 15:23:39 No.127146

>>127138
@Zrok is that true?

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:42:33 No.127153

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>>127146
No, Zaryan number 127138's claim that Soymy is a grape is false. It's a well known and common fact that Soymy is an orange.

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:53:35 No.127154

>>127153
My heckin zoyince, finally, high-quality content on da zarty

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Cocofan Zaryan 09/18/25 (Thu) 14:06:53 No.107697 [Reply]

Remember folks we have a booru add your Ongezellig related images, videos, songs, .gifs, and more there.
- sincerely a Coco fan

link:
https://ongezelligbooru.com/

Zaryan 09/18/25 (Thu) 14:19:03 No.107698

gem

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 11:49:04 No.127133

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To the slfs who uploaded without tagging now we have to do all the work
I'll try to take away from this mountain

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 12:16:34 No.127136

>>127133
autism is our superpower.

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cleo Zaryan 06/01/24 (Sat) 13:19:38 No.25970 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

post your cleos here

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Zaryan 11/25/25 (Tue) 20:00:21 No.116352

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Does cleo like dancehall

!!TeCGC9t8TU 12/16/25 (Tue) 11:54:26 No.117895

Cleo would totally enjoy the shit i have saved

Zaryan 12/16/25 (Tue) 11:59:51 No.117896

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>Cleo would totally enjoy the shit i have saved

!!TeCGC9t8TU 12/16/25 (Tue) 12:03:43 No.117897

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>>Cleo would totally enjoy the shit i have saved

Zaryan 03/16/26 (Mon) 04:54:28 No.127122

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>>26276
what if the real ESL FNF pedos were the friends we made along the way

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Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 05:47:33 No.127052 [Reply]

Coco is such a bitch for giving Maya two roses

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Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 22:58:47 No.127105

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>>127104
Why didn't I think of that before? You can just do things I guess

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 23:00:39 No.127107

>>127105
lys cropdeity

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 23:00:41 No.127108

>>127105
kys cropped images poster

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 23:02:13 No.127109

>>127108
>>127107
>>127106
koos please please please fix your site theres a literal cropping genocide happening

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 23:08:08 No.127111

>>127109
youre copying images before they load fully

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Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 14:14:46 No.127076 [Reply]

Do you think there was a good reason for Coco to act like she has a sophisticated taste in art in deel 1? I'm not sure if its because it's one of her friends interests she picked up, it's a larp she uses to impress people, one of her parents liked it, or Massa is just lazy and wanted to make a Hitler joke. Seems odd that see knows about different painters and what they do despite being retarded enough to play tentacle porn in front of the class. I like Ivan Shishkin btw

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Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 14:30:22 No.127079

>>127076
The painter she had mentioned was from South Africa so no wonder she brings him up at the first occasion. She is just patriotic and it is clear she deeply loves her homeland. But the homeland is not safe for her anymore. Her hyperfixation on local South African stuff only echoes her yearning after her parents, people, land. She plays her country's national sport, she speaks with her native accent and uses her language's grammar (double negative), and that she does it all must have had a reason. A very sentimental one.

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 22:14:13 No.127094

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>>127076
because coco is clearly more interested in art then computers, chudcel.

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 22:44:01 No.127096

>>127076
Like most normies they find something to fill their eternal inner void, I am sure Coco doesnt even actually think that artist is good, she simply read it somewhere one day or felt she was supposed to do it, especially considering pierneef is a ZA artist that is taught to high school students in Zaud AfriKKKA, and normally dutch students don't. In this sense Coco is attaching herself to a country she hasnt lived in for at least a decade, a bit like muslims practicing SOLELY ramadan because it makes them feel quirky and special

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 22:46:42 No.127097

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>Like most normies they find something to fill their eternal inner void, I am sure Coco doesnt even actually think that artist is good, she simply read it somewhere one day or felt she was supposed to do it, especially considering pierneef is a ZA artist that is taught to high school students in Zaud AfriKKKA, and normally dutch students don't. In this sense Coco is attaching herself to a country she hasnt lived in for at least a decade, a bit like muslims practicing SOLELY ramadan because it makes them feel quirky and special

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 23:04:50 No.127110

>>127097
sorry but my eyes aren't deformed like a slopjak's

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ITT: I post random 'cordcoals I found Zaryan 09/29/25 (Mon) 05:38:56 No.109244 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Nice face

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Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 22:49:02 No.127099

>>127098
gem

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 22:49:43 No.127100

>>127098
why's it cropped

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 22:50:34 No.127101

>>127100
what do you mean its cropped

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 22:51:00 No.127102

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koos fix your site my gems get cropped

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 22:53:02 No.127103

>>127102
Color gem!

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The most qualified duo to save Europe Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 15:37:19 No.127081 [Reply]

When enemies of the homeland attack, only the bravest are willing to defend it, but on this occasion, Dutch intelligence has allied itself with Spanish intelligence to defend against a greater threat… (no need to mention them).

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 16:00:52 No.127082

>a greater threat…
The Brap Pigson

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 16:11:42 No.127083

>>127082
Always the juice

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 16:50:23 No.127085

>>127081
can we do the pedo browners too

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 19:12:14 No.127087

>>127082
Trvke

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 19:56:42 No.127088

>>127085
Fkn monkeys

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AI Zaryan 10/28/23 (Sat) 06:41:24 No.66912 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

/AI/ general thread
Post AI zelliged 'zarty-saving audio, image and video gemeralds and also teach me how to do them too since I'm a selfish little fuck and I can't learn elsewhere

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Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 01:03:46 No.127042

>>127039
>>127035
>>127037
>I don't speak dutch
come on guys we're Zaryans, I though everyone knew Dutch.

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 03:57:14 No.127048

>>127042
Well I have been learning Dutch at least and I thought my translation was good enough

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 04:55:01 No.127049

>>127048
good for you I'm proud of you

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 11:00:00 No.127057

>>127034
Would it be possible to ask the AI to animate it? I feel like we're at a point where this is doable

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 11:01:25 No.127058

>>127048
Did you use busuu? We have a whole thread for it and real Zaryans did study Dutch after all

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I have an idea zaryans Zaryan 12/21/25 (Sun) 08:17:37 No.118323 [Reply]

I recently bought myself an old jewpanese boombox with a feature of recording tapes, should i get an empty tape and record ongezellig on it?

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Zaryan 12/21/25 (Sun) 09:55:48 No.118327

Newfag here, this has already done, I'm to lazy to search for the video doe

Zaryan 12/21/25 (Sun) 10:18:52 No.118328

>>118323
Yeah do it, it can give cool results.
A related thing I've thought of is putting Ongezellig stuff on m-dsics so it stays around for a few hundred years. The future archeologists will find perfectly preserved Ongezellig.

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 14:36:24 No.126927

>>118323
Zaryan you should make the Zellig Album

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 14:37:36 No.126928

>>126927
He should record 'zellig play it on an old 90s tv and then record the screen and put some nigger ass filter on it so it looks legit assured it will be super popular

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 02:45:48 No.127045

>>118323
Somephono already did this but better
>Some of them may contain tape hiss, why that? Welp there are 2 main reasons, I recently watched Amadeus (wonderful Movie can recommend) and I have the soundtrack on cassette. I’ve been listening to that baby for 3 months straight now and it’s so beautiful. So that’s why I tried adding some to these recordings, to make them sound a bit older. The 2nd Reasons is because it sounds better that way, sue me.

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Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 23:37:15 No.127023 [Reply]

Homestuck has had a MUCH greater cultural impact than Ongezellig and it's not even close.

Homestuck
>Legendary web comic spanning hundreds of pages that has inspired and entertained millions of people
>Redefined online culture
>Basically Kiwifarms preferred NAS
>Aesthetic is a pure, unadulterated GEMERALD
>Still has new installments to the series and new original fan creations every day
>Paradoxically still too niche to have connections to 'cord groomers despite all of this

(((Ongezellig))):
>Unfinished Dutch indieslop spanning a whopping grand total of 24 minutes
>Zero cultural impact outside of the Zarty and Reddit
>Forced onto /qa/ and the sharty by one autistic schizo and whose memory is only kept alive by zartyshills (unlike gabriel dropout which was let onto /qa/ naturally)
>Only liked by diaper-wearing discord pedophiles who goot to drawing of underage sisters
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 00:04:55 No.127025

nuzois please dont fall for this fat brown pooner bait you know everything here is a projection

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 00:11:15 No.127027

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I'm gonna look into homestuck as it might be kino also kill yourself OP you baited no one

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 00:24:53 No.127031

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>>127025
coping because im right

>>127027
its pretty good you would like it if you like ongezellig

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 01:47:04 No.127043

Baited everybaldi and everyphono

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 10:32:06 No.127055

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>

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Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 15:10:03 No.126933 [Reply]

This video on shitter is quickly reaching the 1 million views, in under 48 hours, which means this video made the same views as Deel 1+2's 1M at least 1100 times faster

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Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 22:36:48 No.127009

>>127006
Ok those were initially not too different from you or I, they were very centered on raiding and this gave passage to the typical foodist failtroll you might see online where they praise Peter Scully and goon to 'p on discord because otherwise you're safe edgy or some other shitskinned crap

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 00:20:39 No.127029

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>>127004
If you say so Mymy, check the news in a few years

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 00:21:44 No.127030

>>127029
gayest video I've ever seen in many moons

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 00:25:44 No.127032

>>127000 GET

Zaryan 03/15/26 (Sun) 00:28:24 No.127033

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>>126937
geg

>>126943
real. i just stick to the things i like even if gooner goy normieniggers like it.

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 01:20:04 No.126894 [Reply]

What other tracks besides schoolocaust did massa based on something else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbyogQ2Pi_s

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pivKom__ 03/14/26 (Sat) 15:46:28 No.126941

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>>126940
ops forgot not to namefag

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 15:49:22 No.126942

>>126940
It's on this board search for "strange hill high"

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 16:20:52 No.126944

>>126942
No it's on /chud/

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 16:22:32 No.126946

>>126944
My bad, it's on the culture war board

Bart simpson!AyHyfNKmIs 03/14/26 (Sat) 23:26:00 No.127022

>>126916
Flikken Maastricht

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/OZTDS/ - Zemocracy Zaryan 07/17/25 (Thu) 16:59:24 No.97555 [Reply]

ATTENTION ZARYANS!
As it is officially Thursday, I would like to announce the Official Zarty Thread for Discussion of Stickies. (OZTDS)
^Evandoe it's not official bc I am not related to Bob or any of the Zarty Staff
Feel free to yell at "BOOOOOOOOOB" to your heart's content at what thread (You) would like to see stickied.

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Zaryan 08/09/25 (Sat) 15:27:12 No.101249

>>101242
>Every post with more than one sentence that has words that george floyd couldn't spell is Chatgpterino!

Zaryan 08/09/25 (Sat) 16:30:53 No.101255

>>101237
The first one because it shows the unity of zaryans

Zaryan 08/09/25 (Sat) 16:46:07 No.101256

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>>101237
I vote neither of these

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 09:26:00 No.126912

BUMP

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 21:16:51 No.127001

BUUUUUUMP

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Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 19:00:01 No.126962 [Reply]

https://x.com/nyankewl/status/2032514610788520072
nu influx of normies incoming

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Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 20:26:51 No.126976

>>126962
convert them, hold our ground, let us hope that they bring Gems like Mayas or Mymys, and not coal, like Yuri or P'
>>126968
send it!

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 20:31:25 No.126982

>>126976
https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/126933.html

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 20:32:02 No.126983

>>126976
Yeah I think the time to expect a completely homogeneous immigration is pretty much over, we take the good and absolutely quarantine the rest

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 20:36:43 No.126990

>>126983
let us enact it and believe so we get the best outcome

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 20:36:48 No.126991

>>126982
also use >>126839. unless it's a different board like >>>/test/1351

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Ongezellig the fan book Zaryan 12/29/25 (Mon) 21:33:12 No.119171 [Reply]

Have you read the 17/18 chapter long Ongezellig fan-fiction?
I thought it was better than some other Ongezellig fan-fiction, I've read, but it's still quite a unique read (also the characters stick to their characterization from the Deels and the lore Docs).

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Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 16:30:02 No.126948

>>126947
Try searching Ongezellig: a story about" and see what comes out

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 17:53:55 No.126955

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>>119175
>Idk I don't read fanfics, I read the Bible sorrowfully

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 18:01:27 No.126956

>>126955
The concept of giga quoting actual giga stuff

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 18:02:32 No.126957

>>126956
thats the point

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 18:10:20 No.126959

>>126957
Yeah but no one does this because being predictable is le bad so you end up being more predictable by actually doing it

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/music/ - general Zaryan 03/21/25 (Fri) 10:30:17 No.70914 [Reply]

This thread is dedicated to the posting and creation of music, although mostly zellig parodies other music is allowed also.

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Zaryan 09/16/25 (Tue) 12:31:40 No.107488

>>107487
cocosissies…

Zaryan 09/16/25 (Tue) 12:39:31 No.107489

>>107488
The trvke that destroyed South Africa and made it into Rhodesia 2

Zaryan 09/16/25 (Tue) 12:52:20 No.107492

>>107487
mods it's brimstone

Zaryan 09/16/25 (Tue) 15:25:04 No.107517

>>107487
Le official hymn of /zate/

Zaryan 03/14/26 (Sat) 01:59:52 No.126897

Necrobumping this

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Zaryan 06/23/24 (Sun) 21:23:56 No.28718 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Reposting zellig art from the Shemmy because someone is being a SLF and not sharing them here

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Zaryan 01/11/26 (Sun) 16:21:14 No.120440

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>>120437
ok

Zaryan 01/14/26 (Wed) 19:35:05 No.120847

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>>120386
coco HD

Zaryan 01/14/26 (Wed) 19:38:07 No.120851

>>120847
parkinsons hands drew this

Zaryan 01/14/26 (Wed) 19:52:54 No.120852

>>120851
Parkinson gem

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 19:34:31 No.126882

bvmo

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 04:25:33 No.126846 [Reply]

>nuligs haven't watched deel 0

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Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 16:36:10 No.126861

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>realliggers haven't watched Deel i

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 16:43:03 No.126863

>>126861
not a real deel

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 17:04:07 No.126864

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>yuriniggers haven't watched Deel Ϫ

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 17:05:07 No.126866

>>126864
gem deel

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 18:44:53 No.126879

>>126863
deel $i$ $\in \mathbb{C}$

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Zaryan 03/11/26 (Wed) 18:41:11 No.126772 [Reply]

How would one create a tranny character in the ongezellig style?
<no troonjak because that would be cheating
What would be xeir name? I'm thinking "Tran" because of the 4 word name rule

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Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 12:29:01 No.126853

>>126827
>Mats would troon out because he just would ok
Sorry but we're saving every shy slightly autistic incel from entering the trooning out pipeline this year

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 13:24:02 No.126854

>>126853
Okay

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 13:26:01 No.126855

>>126854
feeling the slight hint of HRT coming from this post

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 15:20:43 No.126857

>>126855
murdering Mats is fun doe and necessary

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 16:35:16 No.126860

>>126857
Evendoe as a troon Mads would ACK! xerself because like Maya xe's suicidal but unlike Maya xe's a man and will actually go through with it

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my art thread Zaryan 02/03/26 (Tue) 15:17:12 No.123365 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Hey guys, I'll be posting my ongezellig art here now instead of in the art general.
You can suggest drawing ideas if you want.

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Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 14:25:43 No.126806

>>126750
Where's the gemmy 2hou like spine tingling headwear this is making my clitty snap in half

Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 15:14:52 No.126808

>>126764
now how do you know it's that?

Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 17:16:01 No.126811

>>126808
Kaslabam did that
It's a very old ai mymy

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 04:08:37 No.126844

>>126764
Marge it's a picture of a fully clothed Mymy

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 12:22:00 No.126851

>>126764
Actual fucking meds

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Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 21:37:11 No.126821 [Reply]

Does anyone know who made this? I don't see a thread for finding sources and putting their things on the zooru so use this thread for that

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Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 00:22:43 No.126838

>>126821
It's jynu_hangsal.

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 00:46:07 No.126840

>>126838
Snopes?

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 02:17:23 No.126842

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>>126840
you couldve literally verified this with a single search lazy ass nigga

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 02:44:01 No.126843

>>126842
I'm a lazy ass nigger and I wanted to share the art anyway

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 12:16:32 No.126850

>>126842
I am a slf and I deserve it

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Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 21:18:15 No.126816 [Reply]

Sign here

Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 21:22:14 No.126817

Image for ANTS

Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 21:23:34 No.126818

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>>126816

Sure, Can I have your autograph

Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 22:08:21 No.126824

>>126816
I love petitions!!

Bart simpson!AyHyfNKmIs 03/12/26 (Thu) 22:25:44 No.126833

sure

Zaryan 03/13/26 (Fri) 00:45:30 No.126839

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>>126816
Webptroons can't even into normal images geeeeg

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Which Dere would the zelligs be? Zaryan 03/05/26 (Thu) 14:42:20 No.126331 [Reply]

Which Dere would the Zelligs be? I'm focusing on the sisters as of now.
so I think Maya would be Dandere, Mymy would be Tsundere, and Coco would be Deredere.

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Zaryan 03/11/26 (Wed) 18:02:47 No.126766

>>126756
>>126456
what site are you using?

Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 03:03:04 No.126800

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>>126331
>WHICH DERE WOULD XHEY BE-ACK!

Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 13:22:55 No.126804

>>126766
https://uquiz.com/quiz/YVjc44/which-dere-type-are-you

Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 20:55:38 No.126814

>>126331
cuz i dont feel like doing this for each, Maya is an utsudere (they're really fucking depressed)

Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 22:18:46 No.126829

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>>126814
Is that not Vera Persijn, though. she is depressed, and Maya is just lonely and asocial(Ongezellig).

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Zaryan 02/07/26 (Sat) 14:18:57 No.123713 [Reply]

Chuddies are usin 3rd world slave labor to make soy culture plushies and you're blackpilling?

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Zaryan 02/11/26 (Wed) 19:08:21 No.124102

>>123713
I always talk about this, how liking something is setting yourself up for disappointment. You gotta detach yourself from material things and pursue ascetic fulfillment instead. Think of a single materially centered hobby you’ve had that didn’t lead to overall disappointment, dissatisfaction, and eventual dissolution. If it hasn’t yet, it will soon, and you will see. More and more people are growing disillusioned day by day, and I’m doing what I can to spread the truth. They want you to believe otherwise, but true life isn’t something you can take or earn. All you can do is just accept it as a gift and know that you are unworthy of it, or refuse it and spend your whole life chasing your own tail. Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Just trust me; i’m like you, and i know it’s worth it. Now go get ‘em, and live for the first time in TRUE life!

Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 16:35:29 No.126809

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update: it's going wonderful

Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 18:38:29 No.126812

>>126809
what is he talking about

Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 22:07:37 No.126822

>>126809
Truly the pinnacle of soy culture

Zaryan 03/12/26 (Thu) 22:11:26 No.126828

>>124102
I don't agree with this because this is just that nihilism I kept hearing on 4cuck all the fucking time
>erm liking things le bad because being attached to anything makes you human or something KEK i am a neet loser
In a year this will be in the mountain of things we've witnessed already