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He has risen

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 No.74312[Reply]

lets find more designs that massa plagiarized
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 No.74329

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>>Heh… Ik heb eindelijk mijn Nederlandse goonsesh af…
>>Wat nu..?
>>Ah ja, ik moet dit personage toevoegen aan mijn aankomende animatie voor meer dopamineshots!

 No.74350

>>74329
how it feels like to be the one i ker

 No.74365

>>74324
What else? For BDP (big Dutch plagiarism) o algo

 No.74366

>>74320
That would explain that one theory that her hair resembles the octopus from deel 1 (down to having similar colours)

 No.74385

>>74366
verapus theory is retarded



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 No.74379[Reply]

Why did you post porn on sharty? It was april fools joke right?

 No.74380

>>74379
Wasn't us, we actually got the thread moved

 No.74381




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 No.74253[Reply]

https://ib.kolyma.org/soy/thread/8199.html
THE SHARTY IS DOING A REHARSAL OF KUZ'S 'PARTY, BUT THERE'S PEDONIGGERS POSTING 'ZELLIG PORN (POSSIBLY THE /CO/PEDO)
SPAM IT, SAGE IT, DESTROY IT NOOOOOOOW
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 No.74283

>>74282
geg he really was the /co/pedo

 No.74285

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>>74282
>The splinter is shitty because it does not spoonfeed me new posts with 48595849 pph and does not allow my pedophilia

 No.74287

>>74285
btw he's browsing here, just saying that (You) lost and the janny is aryan for deleting your posts geg

 No.74288

AND THE THREAD GOT MOVED TO NU/NATE/ GEG

 No.74305

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>youre so insufferable you fucking dipshit, posting loli is what made the sharty flourish have fun with your "gems" that arent even funny you piece of moralfaggot s-ACK!



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 No.74004[Reply]

zelligfanx here

i made a small joke game for april fools day
it's mymy abuse simulator but without real mymy or real abuse
(you just hit dolls with different weapons)
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1144713160/
https://turbowarp.org/1144713160/
you WILL play it
you WILL tell everyone about it
you WILL heart and star if you have a scratch account to promote it
<and i WILL tell you how the music sucks again
>yes

by the way i will now post zeggle updates on ocgemerald.club as well, check it out
this game will not get updates as it's just a small break i took from working on zeggle while still making oc for you guys
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 No.74094

zelligfanx here, im actually trans and im proud of myself

 No.74103

Now make the doll into a ragdoll of mymy and make her scream and bleed accordingly

 No.74106

>>74103
On Scratch?? They'd shut it down more quickly than the mods here would shut down a frogcuck

 No.74123

>>74086
>3 free or cheap starter weapons, progression tree
i think the playstyles are not that meaningfully different to be a problem for player experience
the design is: earn enough cookies, buy what you want, no external variables like your tree level to think of
this is simple and works very well as an incentive to actually play the game, the fact that you can earn something instead of getting it right away is much more rewarding
and it's already like 600 cookies total to get every way to play, come on

>mult mechanic

total miss, i think what you mean is combo
farming big combos is not required to earn cookies quickly, one x10 pays just as much as ten x1s, even if you fail you earn the same
so the difference would be in how quickly you can hit the doll, in which case the lighter should be better after all
the reason you fail your combo a lot using the lighter is because it is balanced such that you couldn't put the doll in a corner and cheese big combos by doing nothing (althoughbeit with the sawblade you can still consistently hit x30s doing just that)
you have to follow the doll with your mouse or finger as it jumps around more chaotically each hit

combo was meant to be a skill mechanic, so that your best score is an achievement instead of just a statistic, and you could play and have fun even after buying everything
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 No.74148

make the ak do full auto otherwise its worse than the saw



 No.74121[Reply]

New glistening 'udgunner

 No.74127

Is it this one?

 No.74135

>>74127
Ultra giga fail



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 No.74051[Reply]

You guys should probably make an archive of the site soon don't ask me why though
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 No.74056

>>74054
Not where I live
Im being serious about the archive thing btw

 No.74058

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>next week is boutta be crazy
sounding ahh

 No.74059

>>74056
>I am being le serious on April 1st
geg

 No.74060

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>>74059
Yeah whatever don't say I didn't warn you though

 No.74061

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>You guys should probably make an arch-aahhhhh wahhh no burn me wahhhh me no want on fire weeehhhhhhh aguguuuuuuu wehh



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 No.73374[Reply]

Can we mass report this fag? He posts 'zellig loli porn on twitter! IGNORE THIS POST = PEDOPHILE
https://x.com/Dopamine_high4?t=DtAI9X5mwLqHmoH2vtGEkQ&s=09
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 No.73702

>>73590
>soyspeak le bad
totenfail's discord server is around the road why don't you try it out instead of this place buddy

 No.73769

Snake! It's not over yet!

 No.73782

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>moral crusading
>soyspeak bad

 No.73791

Why did you sage this thread?

 No.74038

They received my report.



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 No.17154[Reply]

edited the girls official portraits
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 No.73886

>>17154
meds why aren't they orange anymore
and why is the jap actually semi-attractive?

 No.73887

ongezellig hoi4

 No.73888

>>73887
Its like those tno visual novel mods

 No.73890

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>hoi4

 No.73891

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>hoi4



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 No.6937[Reply]

the gooner that got /raid/ on his xis ass for making trans Ongezellig porn is back and created a Maya PNGtuber model
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 No.6968

>>6967
Fucking marge when did this doxx happen?
>Brought to you by der 'cord
Huh??? Gemmy regardless

 No.6969

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>>6967
Fucking GEMERALD effort cordDEITIES
TTD

 No.6975

>>6967
the attention seeking ‘cord faggots who made this video should be ashamed of themselves

 No.6976

>>6967
>Brought to you by der cord
false flag, definitely unreliable info

 No.73881

>>6967
This is still up lmao



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 No.73268[Reply]

That shitty daytime soap operas have tens of thousands of episodes and have been going for 60+ years while shitzellig flopped after 1 (one) episode?
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 No.73772

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>>73761
STOP GATING ME I DON'T LIKE THIS THREAD I WANT IT OFF MY SCREEN STOP IT STOP IT STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

 No.73774

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>Alright, sweetie, ready to get some new notebooks and protractors and slacks?

 No.73777

>>73774
I want blue jeans

 No.73778

>>73777
You're getting SLACKS

 No.73779

familyguycord woke up



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 No.73422[Reply]

https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/10459616.html#q10459616
THREAT LEVEL: ORANGE
THERE'S CURRENTLY A ROGUE MOD ON THE ZARTY
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 No.73444

>>73443
low level jannies don’t

 No.73497

I've sent Zoot a mail about it and he has responded.
The threat has already been dealt with; he only had access to that one channel, and has been removed already, nothing to worry about.

 No.73498

oh my zarge

 No.73499

>>73497
Zoot doing all that yet he can't even fix the 'booru 🥀🥀

 No.73500

>>73499
he doesn’t own the booru



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 No.73463[Reply]

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
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 No.73475

>>73474
Carl's Jr. won the shop Maya goes to order fries and burgers in was a Carl's Jr.

 No.73477

>>73475
What in the ESL is ts nigga saying… 🥀

 No.73481

>>73477
Zooooot!!… nigger alarm!!

 No.73487

>>73477
Ts = this shit
Get your hoodnigger ebonics right yt boi

 No.73489

>>73487
Jit don't know what xhe yappin abt 🥀🥀🥀 ts 🥷er pmo sm rn icl



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 No.73157[Reply]

hello untermensch, mymy here.
i have a question, why are you all wallowing and grovelling in your own fecal matter, (figuratively speaking of course.) when you could be furthering the domination and influence of the empire of the DUTCH QUEEN HERSELF? (which is me.)
you all better have very good explanations as to why you've been wasting your collective time, or you're going straight to the selfish little fuck concentration camp.
oh and another thing, you ALL better learn dutch, i refuse to keep speaking to my subjects in this ridiculous language known as english.
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 No.73159

>>73157
Wait is this the bot from the ARG geeeeg

 No.73160

Ik spreek toch al Nederlands, Mymy

 No.73212

>>73157
stfu japsterdam fool, coco is better than you, truly an Aryan Boer goddess

 No.73236

>>73212
>boers, the literal bbc sluts deported from zimbabwe by superior black kings are “aryan”

 No.73450

>>73236
mymy stupid got nuked by USA pretending to be Dutch



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 No.7104[Reply]

Mymybros…
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 No.7245

>>7243
Lol, I know a girl who's 15 and dates a guy in his 20s, she's a feminist too which makes it extra funnier

 No.7252

>>7153
Will this finally happen when I get to heaven

 No.7269

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>>7105
someone… called?

 No.7271

>>7243
we take those

 No.73417

Upping the MymyVA thread. I think there's also another, or only this one



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 No.73341[Reply]

i hate that my sister tries to include me in everything, but somehow despite desperately desiring to be isolated from everyone, i would feel even more dejected if she left me alone, like i supposedly desire.
it's so infuriating being completely incapable of creating any bonds with anyone, anywhere, and then pitied by someone who has literally everything i want and NEED…
i just wanna scream at her sometimes.
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 No.73356

iron mymy board

 No.73357

>>73351
>larping… LE BAD!

 No.73358

>>73355
Checked

 No.73359

>>73358
>dubs can get checked now

 No.73360

>>73359
It's double dubs doe



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 No.36377[Reply]

>2025
>Go to the zarty
>Get immediately redirected to BLACKED.COM (page is translated in Bulgarian)
>Coco racebait flashes across the screen and my credit card credentials automatically fill out the fields in the login page
>Close the 1488 new tabs and automatic downloads
>Finally manage to reach /zellig/, the board where all my discord friends reside
>'p link on page 1, skipped
>open the agugu thread
>tons and tons of .gif all with a simple caption
>"Agugu will always be a gem"
>The gifs cut out to tranny rape porn after a while
>Change threads and post in the only one where the last reply isn't from 2 days ago
>Try to reply to a guy defending an AOC below 14 years of age
>Post window gives "Your request took to long to submit and didn't go through" 4 times in a row
>Finally manage to post after sacrificing a part of my liver to Zoot and chanting the entirety of the Ongezellig script in Flemish
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 No.46473

>>36377
gemmy and true

 No.47175

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zarty honorary dutch website

 No.47178

3 month old gem on the log
we take those

 No.54540

its time

 No.73330

Up for relevance once again



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 No.14039[Reply]

Nice website you got here xisters.

 No.14041

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>>14039
NEW GEM ART

 No.14045

>>14039
>1488x1488

 No.14047

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>>14045
absolutely and irrefutably tanzanite attention to detail

 No.14064

>>14039
nice mymy

 No.73246

<one year on the zarty award



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 No.71405[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

OHNONONONONONONONO MAYASHITS, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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 No.73145

>>73101
I think we know who's the most degenerate.

 No.73148

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>check out zarty a few weeks later
>trannies again

 No.73154

>>73148
Welcome to nuzarty. Importing reel niggers was worst mistake weve made

 No.73181

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occasionally alive website zeg
zartyaryans won btw

 No.73241

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This thread has run its course.



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 No.63089[Reply]

+=DE 'ZARTY HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY INVITED TO McSoy=+
<
+=IP:MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE=+
+=DYNMAP: http://185.155.220.111:8123=+
(Requires login through "/dynmap webregister")
>Version 1.12.2
>No mods
>it's vanilla, plugins, towny.
>You can wage wars against each other on a world map.
>plugins, guns etc..
>cracked
+=——————————————————————=+
MINECRAFT SERVER, MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE
>Is it owned by mist?
no
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 No.63227

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up

 No.64580

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bumping this snca
Japsterdam fell a few days ago due to exploits but I'm still kicking about; if anyone is still interested we could get this place running again of zoiets

 No.72771

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Welp I can't connect

 No.72792

server is down no zaryan victory today

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I saw it today alive but it said failed to authenticate, guess it's not yet configured



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 No.73027[Reply]

<<I think. I miss, Kate?.

 No.73028

posted it again award

 No.73029

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>

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Nothing was posted again.



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 No.56276[Reply]

>Open up Xitter
>Coal in the feed

Many such cases
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 No.73041

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 No.73042

>>73041
Yup it's kino

 No.73046

>>73041
super gemmy

 No.73056

>>73041
I'm brown and I support trans genocide, love u coco

 No.73060

>>73056
Hello Zaryan Jeet, shouldn't you be in bed? Or is this the Brapzilian?



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 No.72923[Reply]

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 No.72945

Deserved sage
>Rule BBC nigger: You WILL NOT announce when you're sag-ACK!

 No.72974

christian gem

 No.73006

>>72940
>>72945
^the anti-christ in this thread

 No.73012

klejnocik

 No.73018

its childish and nonsensical so its an agugu gemerald



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 No.72687[Reply]

Kiss the boer, the farmer
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 No.72724

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>Rape the Boer, rape the farmer

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 No.72913

>>72687
Disgusting picture

 No.72925

kill yourself yurifag

 No.72927

live yourself yaoistraight



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 No.21229[Reply]

I colored this in! WIP
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 No.72748

>>21233
she got aids…

 No.72823

>>21229
They must be seeing something really horrible for Mymy to be scared too.

 No.72834

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>>72823
>maya is showing them videos of oriental decadent human-crustacean mating rituals

 No.72845

>>21229
mayas face looks so fucking weird

 No.72848

>>72845
thats fine i still love her



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 No.72119[Reply]

history today was about anne frank, i didn't like it but it gave me the idea to start a diary. writing down "alone and bored" every day gets boring quickly, so perhaps a weekly or monthly diary is better.

today the class came up with the brilliant idea to draw something together. must come up with a way out asap. pippi longstocking immediately refused because of her "faith"… can you be jealous of someone's stupidity?

that's all that happened today… now more than two months since my birthday. coco acts as if she didn't see anything, luckily, because she wouldn't have understood it anyways. can now never use the bulimia method again.

almost december… christmas is all about family so i will survive that, but the 16th falls on a weekend this year so she will probably take advantage of that - better be careful.

i don't know what else to write but this isn't important.

today we continued with anne frank. what i've learnt = anne was a beta, not very attractive and completely cut off from the outside world. i thought, hey, this is relatable and i almost sympathized

but then

"oh and she was hitting on the boy she was hiding with"
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 No.72767

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>>72766
the 2 irl friends cord is not real, meds, sproke, and bbc, immediately.
you will not investigate further.

 No.72768

>>72767
2 irl friends cord is real though, they openly tried to steal the /qa/ get

 No.72769

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 No.72770

>>72769
i look like that

 No.72820

>>72769
Dark Maya…. Dark Coco….
AHHHHHHHH……. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
MYMY……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………



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 No.72146[Reply]

zigle zogle part 2 is out SOMETHING HAPPENED or something or something
https://ocgemerald.club/attachment.php?aid=59
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 No.72153

>>72152
its so gemmy

 No.72156

File: 1742933024779.png (361.38 KB, 979x613, oh my.png)

>>72152
zooty

 No.72203

THEY'RE FUCKING LOOKING FOR SOOOOOT DOCTOS

 No.72278

gem

 No.72750

fan theory: Chuds is working for kuz



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 No.5527[Reply]

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 No.56800

Up

 No.71234

up

 No.71235

>>71234
I was just downloading this

 No.71236

File: 1742652637291.mp4 (21.84 MB, 1920x1080, Ongezellig 2000.mp4)

In case it gets taken down

 No.72732




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 No.72482[Reply]

how much zelle could a zellig sell if a zellig could sell zelle
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 No.72544

>>72541
marge

 No.72546

>>72544
homer

 No.72548

>>72546
ah…. dark lisa… dark homer… ah….. MARGE………….

 No.72550

File: 1743009948313.png (75.73 KB, 799x10000, unreasonably sized marge.png)

>>>72546 (You)
>ah…. dark lisa… dark homer… ah….. >MARGE………….

 No.72672

>>72500
Oh my alternate timeline scenarios…



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 No.72631[Reply]

The Belgian culture is centered around the Dutch. They have holidays for dutch people. They killed hundreds of thousands of congolese niggers to trade with the Dutch. They listen to dutch music. They make their people run for the dutch presidency. They dress and act like the Dutch. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from the Dutch. They post sassy gifs about the Dutch. They watch racing tournaments in worship of the Dutch. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of dutch people driving in a race. They use dutch slang like "Chic" and "Lap". When you say "William of Orange" they're not thinking of the king of England. They're thinking of the dutch revolutioner. Their cities are completely overrun with dutch people. They worship their own police force disproportionately filled with dutch people and their continental police force of soldiers filled with dutch people. Their men sit around watching dutch racing while their women sit around watching dutch talk shows. They worship dutch people like Max Verstappen and Mathieu van der Poel and Johan Cruyff and the late André Hazes while attacking the Flemish people who actually built their country before the Dutch took over. Their movies are filled with dutch people and their music charts are topped by dutch people. They send the Dutch to the Olympics and celebrate when the Dutch win because those dutch people are true red blooded belgian dutchies. They watch dutch porn to a point where "peeskamer" does not make them think of the joke but about dutch brothels instead. They will tell you how much they hate the Dutch and how the Belgian's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love the Dutch but the evidence speaks for itself in that Belgium has always been and will be a nation of dutch loving dutchies.

 No.72632

belgium is built to be diets'd and re-unite with the other lowlands to form Dietsland



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 No.72231[Reply]

im going on ADHD medication soon, probally aderrall or vyvanse but it's going to take like 5 billion years to actually get my hands on those meds. i don't even have ADHD it's just that the more retarded side of my autism finds it excrutiating to do anything that im not interested about.
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 No.72262

>pharmacy industry astroturfers appear on the zarty
Zoooot

 No.72263

>>72231
Nigga you will turn into a tranny gooner

 No.72586

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>>72262
that's aryan zartycuck, now if you would be so kind to take your medications.

 No.72589

>>72586
I will never take posion from you astroturfers after you tried to poison me with antihistamines

 No.72591

>>72589
did it make your tummy hurt?



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