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 No.6489[Reply]

Thinking of getting my first job, what are some good jobs for introverts?
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 No.21744

Pilot, librarian and trucker are good jobs. Landscaper too apparently as I know one who hardly speaks to anyone and reads books all day. Security guards are also good positions.

 No.21747

librarian is a shit career with shit pay and zero demand

 No.21778

>>6489
Night shifts.

 No.21828

Remote work over Zoom. Narrate audiobooks because they pay $300 per book and it only takes like 2-3 hours for each book.

 No.21829

Remote work over Zoom. Narrate audiobooks because they pay $300 per book and it only takes like 2-3 hours for each book.



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 No.21827[Reply]

NEVER GOOOON!!!


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 No.21307[Reply]

to all the people (including me) that thought r_terra was our guy.
It's over. TOTAL LATINX TRANNY DEATH.
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 No.21798

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>>21307
Thx a lot nigger. Now you made R_Terra cry and xhe's now scared for xher life. Xhe might even consider deleting xher little 'cord server roosland. How else am I gonna interact with the offsiters and showcase my wips or something you homo/transphobic niggers

 No.21813

>>21798
Go for the kill.

 No.21820

>>21798
Very sad, methinks

 No.21821

>>21798
> Xhe might even consider deleting xher little 'cord
Good. That's gemmy
>How else am I gonna interact with the offsiters
kys

 No.21822

>>21798
That's sad, methinks



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 No.21786[Reply]

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 No.21806

>>21805
Also, i have 50 GB of hard Ongezellig porn

 No.21807

>>21806
you wish there was 50gb of ongezellig content

 No.21809

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Also, xis discoal acc if that matters for (You)

 No.21810

>>21809
voice call xim and ask xim who xis favorite candydoll is

 No.21819

>>21809
Post the ID number nigga



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 No.21781[Reply]

Do you guys realize all the pieces are already in place for the new world order to be installed? there is not a single thing that the 0.1% does not already have full control of.
My theory is that shit will go down no later than two decades from now, implying it does not happen within this same decade. With COVID they have proved they can literally shut down the entire world and delude billions of people, with Ukraine they have successfully cleansed an entire nation state of its population.
Now imagine when the inevitable all-out world-scale nuclear conflict takes place and they combine both of these aspects to kill off 90% of the world.
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 No.21814

>>21812
most ZOG janissaries are homos because they're the most trustworthy. if nature could develop super AIDS and kill all the faggots for real that would be nice

 No.21815

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>its da jooz fault i get no hoes or something

 No.21816

>>21815
who are you quoting?

 No.21817

>>21815
who are you quoting?

 No.21818

>>21814
in the future parents will just filter them out at the prenatal stage



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 No.21645[Reply]

Fuck this shit I’m going 0.0 mode
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 No.21748

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 No.21749

>>21738
thanks for sharing

 No.21750

>>21738
My penis happens to be the exact same size as well. What a coincidence!

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 No.21753

>>21738
>>21750
Same here!



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 No.2368[Reply]

 No.21751

Carbon.



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 No.7156[Reply]

Upswell

 No.21743

geg



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 No.21449[Reply]

w-w-whats TND Zaryan?
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 No.21573

>>21571
no i thought that too

 No.21574

>>21571
I initially thought that as well.

 No.21629

who the fuck is Cleo

 No.21737

>>21571
I did too
Turns out she's a girl and now I desperately want to impregnate her



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 No.21687[Reply]

Ascend to hyperborea and fight for the sisters

 No.21689

There are no words on god green earth to describe this rhodesian gem

 No.21732

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New flag of Belarus

 No.21733

>>21732
keyed



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 No.20065[Reply]

Send me slowburn IAZ shiny zarty-approved spine-tingling music to use for a zellig game (no its not the #1488th schoolocaust sim), could be anything that's upbeat and chill
<current songs
>Mymy (Beta Mix) - Ongezellig
>Vaar Je Mee Met De VOC goed
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 No.20207

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dont derail with this shit i need more songs

 No.20214

mymy dr fauci give us vaccines cover
maya tired of living and scared of dying cover
maya i cant stop the loneliness cover

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 No.21715

blox

 No.21727

>>20214
will do these
>>21714
i might have to ai cover this cause copyright could be a problem



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 No.21698[Reply]

why did massa feel the need to put that bottle there? why was the bottle necessary?
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 No.21702

>>21701
come on, don’t be a nigger now

 No.21703

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Mymy's an alcoholic

 No.21707

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iirc massa ximself posted this with the caption "Here you go freaks"

 No.21709

>>21707
thank you for this edit anon… mmmmmm…😋

 No.21712

>>21709
Cannibalcord woke up



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 No.21141[Reply]

whose your least favorite backround character?
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 No.21332

isle the fucking jew

 No.21333

>>21332
>an island or peninsula, especially a small one the fucking jew

 No.21334

>>21333
marge

 No.21335

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 No.21710

Isle.



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 No.21504[Reply]

But hey that's just a theory AN AUTISTICLY STUPID THEORY !

 No.21506

Game theories are held together by autism and extreme boredom

 No.21671

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Ongezellig should be eternal

 No.21673

>>21671
blud done converted Coco into a furry



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 No.16558[Reply]

MusicGODs can you please make a cover of Maya singing True Love Awaits by Radiohead?
https://youtu.be/z2hZ9CTLICs?si=DceSJ4u5vRSKGhwn
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 No.21528

File: 1715186658425-0.mp3 (11.63 MB, Maya sings True Love Waits….mp3)

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 No.21565

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>>16567
tsmt
Can someone please please make a cover of Mymy singing "Выходили к лесу добровольцы" by МДП or any M8L8TX song I NEED IT PLEASE PLEASE I NEED IT PLEASE

 No.21664

>>21528
Thank you

 No.21670

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 No.21672

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Please make Mymy sing any ArktidA song I beg



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 No.18497[Reply]

Can someone make Kiki say this (using ai or something she has like 29 total seconds of dialogue recorded)

 No.18499

I'm not gonna do this, Yosack Jaki.

 No.18503

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 No.21647

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 No.21657

>>21647
thank you

 No.21659

>>21647
>not in Nederlands
Coal



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 No.20996[Reply]

This is how i watch zellig

 No.20998

hecking old school vibes also why the fuck are the images like 15 mb each

 No.20999

>>20998
embedded Mymy snuff tape

 No.21162

>>20998
I bet they're packed full of juicy metadata about what kind of early 2000s point and shoot camera OP used

 No.21656

gem on the 'log!!!



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 No.21614[Reply]

bros why does my weenie go up when I see her?
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 No.21633

So is this just some random Asian woman?

 No.21634

>>21631
what the fuck nigga

 No.21635

>>21633
it's her voice actor yes

 No.21636

>>21631
I'm currently pounding her and I can confirm that she does do that

 No.21637

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>>21635
>Wait, so the voice actor is Asian too? Just like Mymy? That makes her… a real life Mymy!



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 No.21603[Reply]

every time things are going well for me I can't help but tp start thinking about how they could go horribly wrong at any moment

 No.21604

tsmt. completely unrelated to thread; i never fapped to ongezellig before (even doe i goon a lot) because ongezellig girls are ugly ngl

 No.21605

>>21604
meds they are beautiful but stop gooning in general nigga..

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 No.21612

>>21604
Actual trvke though. I also have never had any sexual desire for the zellig girls. Because in reality they are actually pretty horrible people. So I would NOT want to establish a family with them. Furthermore zellig is drawn in a style that de-empathizes any gender features. So they do not look sexually attractive, though they are beautiful.

 No.21623




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 No.21367[Reply]

as mymy's biggest fan I need more items for the shrine I'm making, any ideas would be appreciated!
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 No.21490

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>>21441
Soytan is strictly RAPE-only. Soytan's vagina has a magical force field that blocks peckers from entering if she consents to sex, so only real Rapist cocks can enter her body. the more violent the rape the better chances of breeding.

 No.21491

>>21441
I could die for Mymy

 No.21493

A pirate ship in a bottle

 No.21495

>>21490
classical gem

 No.21609




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 No.21478[Reply]

hallo. i have a 14gb folder of primarily ongezellig content i want to drop before my eventual departure from 'zellig as a whole. does anyone know where i would be able to drop it as catbox.moe only allows up to 200mb?
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 No.21509

>>21505
OUC and ROY turning out good.

 No.21510

>>21505
Creating and supporting OC

 No.21512

>>21505
letting it go…

 No.21513

>>21505
Be a drawGOD

 No.21567

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Honestly I can't predict in what direction 'zellig will go now. Statistics would seem to indicate that it's just getting started. It could of course be that the meme is starting to lose its spice. But I'm not sure.
<
I'm a newfag and it seems like 'zellig was a way bigger thing back in the day. Screenshots like this seem utterly unbelievable nowadays. Is this true?
<
Honestly I wouldn't care that much if zelligposting died tomorrow. However I would still use zelligs as reaction images if the situation calls for it. And it would have a status of 'oldfag meme'.
<
If 'zellig dies then the best course of action would be to interpret it as a years long collective sand mandala. It's best to use earthly events, even negative ones, for spiritual gain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYVcjFhpsHc
<
This website for me is also more than zelligposting. This website is also a place where people of similar taste and personality can gather and discuss things. Also this seems to be one of the best soy websites to autismpost on.
<
I'll just see what happens.



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 No.21548[Reply]

Guys why is /qa/ getting full of 'zellig threads
Are we goated?

 No.21562

some band of cracka's is trying to wipe /qa/ so a 'teen is necrobumping all zellig threads



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 No.20694[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

New clittycord 'zellig OC just dropped
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 No.21095

>>20981
i hate it i want her dead

 No.21107

>>20981
another maya clone

 No.21480

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>yuriniggers
<Flood detected; Post discarded.

 No.21488

>>21480
oh no no no yurifaggots GEEEEEEEEEEEEGG



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 No.21411[Reply]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, THE /ZELLIG BOARD HAS BEEN RAIDED!!!
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 No.21425

failraid so bad that the janny doesn't even delete the posts award

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 No.21462

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 No.21472

>>21419
trvke

 No.21477

>>21425
Can agree with that, that didn't look like a raid.



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 No.21387[Reply]

skibidi
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 No.21430

>145 views is many

 No.21431

aryan replying method

 No.21432

>>21429
Yeah wtf. Especially considering that 1/8* of all soyteens use this site. Why the fuck are they fast on Youtube but post nothing here?

*
Sharty unique posters:24313
Zarty unique posters:3124
3124/24313=0.12849

 No.21455

>>21390
tistic mentioned

 No.21470

>>21429
maybe most aren't aware soyzellig exists.



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 No.21003[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

What makes me kind of upset about Ongezellig is how lightheartedly these two bitches are portrayed as if they were completely innocent and totally not responsible for Maya's misery.
Imagine you are Maya for a second: you are an only child living a nice, quiet life in a first world country, until your fucking whore mother decides she wants those reddit virtue signaling good boy points and takes in TWO foreign invaders home (and from two completely different ethnicities, of course) who start hoarding all the attention and even going so far as to having your parents throwing the cat out, probably to a shelter so that the thing can get euthanized, assuming they didn't just let it out onto the streets to starve to death because Indonesians are savage monkeyniggers who have no consideration for animals (one quick youtube search confirms this fact).
These bitches just do not care about her sister's wellbeing at all; Mymy doesn't even hide her disdain toward her sister and openly mocks her and calls her out for being a freak. They share absolutely zero things in common and will completely disassociate the moment they stop living in the same household.
Coco is just your regular first world white european female, and as such she has got no blood in her body. There is not a single ounce of empathy in her body. She is so high up in her fart cloud she help herself but to feel pity towards the peasants under her. She puts on her all-too-common feigned concern voice to talk to the hobo next door.
There is no common ground to be had. All concern is feigned. There is absolutely nothing they could sit down and talk about because Maya has no personality; she did not have the time or the means to develop one. Whenever she is not sulking over her shit life she is caught up wasting her time away gooning or cpnsuming whatever FOTM goyslop allows her to self insert into someone else's more interesting (fictional) life. If you were to ask her, she probably does not even have a music taste at all, nor has read a book in years or watched anything barring her decadent oriental cartoons.
The reality is, that the girls are two years away from finishing high school. After graduation, which Maya will probably struggle to even achieve, her sisters will go to college, probably to take on a career path chosen out of personal preference, while Maya, pressured not to be left behind, or maybe pressured not to feel like an actual waste of oxygen, will probably take on art oPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.21375

>>21374
Erm no because I dont want him to get doxxed, but its a 14 year old spic kid, trust me on this.

 No.21376

>>21375
instead of doxxing him we should accelerate the inevitable and make him troon out. why dox if you can literally kill?

 No.21377

>>21376
He is just a cringe retarded 14 year old child. I am unhappy and concerned with him but there is litteraly nothing you can do, he won't listen, others tried.

 No.21378

>>21377
it's the fate he choose, also i dont't think anything of worth would be lost if he acked himself

 No.21379

>>21378
Tbh no idea why the community around him got so big, for me he always was just the "Justin Y of this community", got kinda annoying tbh, not that I hate him I just do not think his vids are good, havent watched him that much in the first place.
'Cord was kinda gemmy but got coaly really quickly. I dont think a young child like him should be even running a discord, especially when he is ready to do a face reveal because someone asked him to do it as a joke. He is painfully unfunny sometimes but you really cant get mad, he is a child. Why he even matters, I d just rather leave my spicca alone. Tragic how he will probably troon out or ACK from stress but nothing we can do.



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 No.21198[Reply]

rape

 No.21199

No arrow

 No.21200

they really do look like this

 No.21202

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soyboys get raped

 No.21274

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Consensual impregnation

 No.21350

Moved to >>>/qa/4476.



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 No.21154[Reply]

how do u lucid dream? ive been trying for a while
>Dream jou-
done that
>Wake back to be-
i keep sleeping through my alarms, or i cant go back to sleep
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 No.21214

>>21154
I've had a lucid dream before. Totally mid and overrated. You can't consciously make a dream that's more interesting than the ones your brain can conjure up. I wouldn't trade my wild dream imagination for some self orchestrated garbage

 No.21223

>>21214
ive had around 3 so far
the only word i can use to describe it is shallow
like i feel like one nudge away from waking up, and the sensations were really mild
maybe its just a me problem

 No.21260

For me, if I got aware of being in a dream, it would kill the charm of the dream. How does it differ from just using your imagination without sleeping?

 No.21265

>>21260
It's for us niggas that can't rotate an apple in the head n shiet

 No.21342

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 No.20579[Reply]

Do you believe in souls?
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 No.21140

>>21124
I did, exhaustively

 No.21153

>>21112
unnatural death like what

 No.21176

>>21140
Argument from incredulity is not a valid argument thoughever

 No.21177

>>21153
>An unnatural death results from an external cause, typically including homicides, suicides, accidents, medical errors, alcohol intoxications and drug overdoses.

 No.21215

>>21176
It is because I'm a genius o algo



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 No.21133[Reply]

If maya is meant to have no friends then why sid Massa draw her with a friend
>I can't find le image but it's the one where she's with one of the background characters playing uno or something

 No.21134

autist

 No.21135

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this is non-canon and was drawn as a gift for her voice actor, robin barten

 No.21151

>>21135
post the yuri version



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