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looking for a zem Zaryan 04/15/25 (Tue) 07:40:39 No.77051 [Reply]

Maya about to use Mymy's nerf gun to commit suicide, Mymy shouting where is my nerf gun or something, you don't see Mymy but you see her angry face in the speech bubble pointing out of frame, i really thought i saved it and with the zooru down forever i can't go back and save it, please help if you have it

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Zaryan 04/15/25 (Tue) 07:44:03 No.77053

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Zaryan 04/15/25 (Tue) 07:50:23 No.77054

>>77052
>>77053
thank you, have this in return

Zaryan 04/15/25 (Tue) 07:51:05 No.77055

>>77054
Kill yourself

Zaryan 04/15/25 (Tue) 07:52:39 No.77056

>>77054
you are not me nigger

Zaryan 04/15/25 (Tue) 07:57:02 No.77057

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>>77056
It's probably the /co/pedo, anyways

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Zaryan 04/03/25 (Thu) 06:34:01 No.74601 [Reply]

oekaki request thread, ill oekaki zemmy ideas, im not oekakigod btw
>what a fucking belgian

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Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 12:05:43 No.76934

agugu angry birds

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 12:13:00 No.76938

>>76934
agugu in angry birds but you stretch her cheek to launch it

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 12:24:56 No.76941

>>76826
Maya wouldn't correct them she would've just taken the sandwich

Zaryan 04/15/25 (Tue) 00:25:47 No.77015

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>>76869
the battlefield is her shooting range

Zaryan 04/15/25 (Tue) 00:53:35 No.77016

Maya, Coco, and Mymy in the Guhrka firing squad killing 'jeets in the Jallianwalla Bagh massacre circa 1919. (I advise you too look at photographs or movie clips to get the correct scene, as the structure of the courtyard were the 'jeets were congregating played a significant role on why so many died. "I told my troops to not stop firing until their ammunition ran low.) Its a really interesting massacre, and I suggest you read about it on Wikipedia.

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/LPG/ - 'Lig Projects General Zaryan 01/07/25 (Tue) 01:31:48 No.65806 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

A thread dedicated to the documentation and discussion of Zellig fan projects currently in the works. Mostly just a bunch of nothingwaffel that will be put on "indefinite hiatus" or however the project is acked in 2 months.

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Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 18:29:03 No.76977

agugu kart

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 18:34:01 No.76978

>>76977
not real

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 18:42:00 No.76979

>>76978
waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 18:55:27 No.76980

abdl above

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 19:00:35 No.76982

>>76980
meds and binky

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Zaryan 02/02/25 (Sun) 22:08:30 No.59893 [Reply]

Would their relationship work?

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Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 01:09:52 No.75520

>>75459
Niggers who rape kikes for a living:💔

Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 06:12:35 No.75524

>>75471
I support this. TKD will solve all our problems.

Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 16:19:04 No.75654

>>75454
He will save us from the Jews

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 10:38:07 No.76910

>>75451
They would hardly have the courage to hold hands, I doubt they could do that.

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 13:43:43 No.76953

>>76910
That's usually the case at first, then they gain confidence

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Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 14:45:45 No.76646 [Reply]

what would coco say about these clips?

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Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 11:17:21 No.76916

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>>76761
Sorry, I could only think of Maya ACK-ing. I'm not good at drawing hands.

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 11:24:26 No.76919

>>76916
Why do artists care about hands and feet? Back in those days stickmen was the prime art, nobody gave a fuck, I bet if anyone draw a stickman version of Ongezellig it would still be better than AI slop nowadays.

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 11:36:27 No.76924

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>>76916
>not drawing hands and/or feet
It's nice but the blood looks very weird, it should pool in more from the sides

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 11:36:33 No.76925

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>>76919
Why do artists care about hands and feet? Back in those days stickmen was the prime art, nobody gave a fuck, I bet if anyone draw a stickman version of Ongezellig it would still be better than AI slop nowadays.

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 11:37:31 No.76927

>>76924
Thank you for this information. I shall use it for my next drawing.

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Another message from Leakage Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 23:30:11 No.76785 [Reply]

Hello, I go by the name “Leakage” (at least here) for privacy reasons. The last time I posted about us (the team) working on a secret production/continuation of Ongezellig I was ridiculed, but in their defense I have not provided any evidence of that production. Just to recap, the whole Update 130 was a hoax, the reason Sam did it is unknown to us. (Foenkie probably knows, but being the way he is we don’t bother asking him) Ongezellig got picked up by a major studio and Sam still hates the internationals. All that aside I FINALLY have some sort of proof (the name of the studio was vague for reasons I don’t want to get into right now). For those desperate to know when something is going to happen, look around late 2025 - early 2026. If any of you have any questions, go ahead and ask. Stay strong and God bless.

P.S. If my English looks really choppy, it's because I used Google Translate. If anyone has a better translator, please let me know.

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Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 01:19:06 No.76808

>>76801
Will do, just give it a couple weeks/months.
>>76803
The whole thing was done in around 1 hour, if I had given it more time and effort this would've been so much better (no idea if it would been more believable, well see if I do the same thing over on Reddit).

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 01:21:57 No.76809

>>76808
It's not a matter of execution, it's the fact that massa has made it extremely clear he has abandoned the project and the voice actors don't want anything to do with it. It literally could not continue

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 01:35:59 No.76810

>>76809
The entire point of this hoax was basically just “What if Massa was lying about the cancellation of Ongezellig, and was secretly still working on it” to give the fans that believe Ongezellig is coming back a false sense of hope. I'm fully aware that Massa will never bring it back, this was, like I said, meant to give the delusional (and I truly do mean delusional) fans a false sense of hope because it's funny (to me at least).

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 08:15:03 No.76882

>>76785
Half-Life 3 is more likely to happen than Ongezellig Deel 7

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 08:27:36 No.76888

>>76882
HL3 is coming out just another decade valvebros

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Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 16:33:22 No.76666 [Reply]

opinions on mexiaryans?

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 16:34:56 No.76667

quints award

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 16:35:47 No.76668

shitalians mog

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 16:41:41 No.76669

>>76666
Argentina won the country war

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:09:12 No.76702

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>>>76666 (OP)
>Argentina won the country war

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 04:30:50 No.76836

>>76666
'Mexiaryan' is an oxymoron

Zaryan 03/28/25 (Fri) 23:30:14 No.73047 [Reply]

is xe right?

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Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 01:04:12 No.76800

>>76799
New 'Zellig creepy pasta?

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 01:13:02 No.76805

>>76799
It's not a dress it's an oversized undershirt

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 02:40:26 No.76815

>>76805
don't ruin it nigga

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 02:44:34 No.76816

>>76799
No panties, just wearing a white tank top, no red and white socks, yup Maya was gooning alright.
Also I gooned to this image now and you Zaryans can't do anything about it.
>>76780
right hand on her mouth (yes)
left hand on the table (also, yes but right after she gooned and heard Coco coming in)

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 03:02:39 No.76819

>>76816
I don't think so, at least she should have panties, Massa is not a gooner.

Zaryan 12/19/24 (Thu) 16:09:08 No.52432 [Reply]

'tistic is back

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Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 20:39:22 No.76738

>>73250
More Maya ASMR could mend my broken soul

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 20:40:57 No.76740

>>76738
Have you heard 'tistic, the Zaryans yearn for the 'MR

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 20:44:15 No.76741

>>76738
tsmt someone please make more i need it…

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 20:57:11 No.76744

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>>76738
Need Maya ASMR

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 21:08:32 No.76747

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Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:15:36 No.76703 [Reply]

>OH MY SINTERKLASS I JUST LOVE COMMITTING UNSPEAKABLE ACTS TO MY CAPTAIN KOEK BODY PILLOW EVERY NIGHT

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Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:29:35 No.76713

>>76710
That pillow Vera is hugging? Me

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:30:41 No.76714

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>>76713
meds you are not a pillow

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:33:56 No.76715

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i wish i was a pillow

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:50:29 No.76717

>>76710
yea coco hug me as a brown African pillow

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 19:22:46 No.76984

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>>76717
Shut up.

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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 23:52:09 No.76468 [Reply]

new toss

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Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 17:38:42 No.76686

>>76682
does he know about the /qa/ wars and the previous 2 years, should we tell him?

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 18:09:16 No.76695

>>76686
this isn't /qa/, negan is a fable at this point

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 18:18:10 No.76696

>>76695
>negan lost
>circling back to the OP of the thread
Oh my heckin' media literate storytelling

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 18:20:55 No.76697

>>76696
OP foreshadowed my reply or something

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 18:26:35 No.76699

>>76695
It's up there in the overarching zaryan mythology of defeated butthurt faggots

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Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 15:07:21 No.76653 [Reply]

zelligs i did on spray paint

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 15:09:07 No.76654

>>76653
Zems

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 15:20:15 No.76656

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drew this on the same server as OP

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 18:21:26 No.76698

i kneel

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Anti - Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 10:18:22 No.76571 [Reply]

I feel like this needs to be a thread feel free to sage it if if ur leaking and need a higher dosage of cope

Talkie fan here:

Zelig sucks because of many things, or algo:

1. It has a shitty story and basic characters.

2. A 4cuck, pedophilic MLPFag made this; literally, the art style is heavily inspired by MLP.

3. All the characters are boring; the only goodish character is Mymy, for her hate of her own race, but that's it.

4. It's super clear that the Dutch 4cuck who loves MLP and anime made the characters based on his fetishes.

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Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 11:41:29 No.76636

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Alright I think I should wait for the mutts to reply and I'll respond to you eurokikes when I feel like giving an ounce of care

Baiiiii sssiiissssssttteeers

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 11:42:53 No.76637

>>76636
Does he know?

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 11:44:09 No.76638

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>Alright I think I should wait for the mutts to reply and I'll respond to you eurokikes when I feel like giving an ounce of care
<shartycuck space
<shartycuck space
>Baiiiii sssiiissssssttteeers

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 15:32:45 No.76659

>calls us pedophiles
Frqqts strongest projector

Zaryan 04/14/25 (Mon) 02:19:55 No.76813

zelligxisters can't help but bite every bit of bait that they see

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Zaryan 08/15/24 (Thu) 20:41:03 No.35821 [Reply]

I think about Mymy all day every single day. She's the first thing I see when I close my eyes. Every time I see someone with red hair, every time I see someone with blue eyes, every time someone mentions the Netherlands, every time I see a bow, I think of her. I stare at pictures of her every night before I go to bed, I like to have those pictures fresh in my mind so I can think about her as I fall asleep and dream about how happy she would make me. I even kiss pictures of her and imagine that I am really kissing her. I want to kiss her, I want to talk with her, I want to cuddle with her, I want to marry her and raise a family with her. I love her and only her, I want nothing in life more than her.

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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 20:59:25 No.76448

Shemmycord woke up brimming zarty with troonsack coal

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 21:01:45 No.76449

>>76447
>It's da COOOOOORRRDDD!!!!
I don't use 'cord, meds and bibisi ASAP.

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 00:35:36 No.76488

>>76444
Marge

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 01:40:13 No.76492

>>76488
Bikini Mymy

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 10:42:44 No.76590

I love you Mymy

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Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 22:20:51 No.76158 [Reply]

Maya wears a hoodie to hide the cuts on her wrists.

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Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 06:21:18 No.76542

>>76537
never watched that shit btw is it any good? i just scroll past it to the music video that he uploaded because le sad maya… i imagine myself there with her comforting her and what not

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 08:30:26 No.76548

>>76542
it's as good as any other iceberg, except that it's taking an incredible amount of time
>Sorry guys I am cancelling the iceberg due to burnout

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 08:32:51 No.76549

>>76548
we cancelled our iceberg too GEG!

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 08:51:48 No.76552

>>76548
icebergs YouTube videos are for white cucks like Massa who complained about muh burnout and abandon zellig like the white cuck he is

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 08:57:45 No.76553

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>doing a history iceberg

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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 18:40:44 No.76400 [Reply]

bisisibi bib site

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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 20:25:51 No.76435

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>>76400
>bibis-ACK!

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 20:25:59 No.76436

Jewish thread DNI

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 20:26:38 No.76438

'affyniggers thread

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 01:19:53 No.76491

littlest agugu award
agugu-bite sized waffles award

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 06:49:39 No.76544

>>76491
yummy aguwaffles award

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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 01:59:29 No.76199 [Reply]

What is the average age for this site's users

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Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 04:17:05 No.76522

>>76521
The Zarty has fallen, where are my heccin TND girl zems?

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 04:21:34 No.76523

>>76522
corniest post ive ever read in a while kys

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 04:28:54 No.76525

>>76523
>corniest post ive ever read in a while kys
Nureelsclitties, not like this GEEEEEEEEEEG

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 05:08:27 No.76532

>>76513
YOU VILL BE COMMUNIST PEDO TRANNY ATHEIST AND YOU VILL VE HAPPY

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 05:13:16 No.76534

>>76518
Goognvke

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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 10:42:53 No.76271 [Reply]

I drew Mymy with a Chudjak necklace

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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 16:16:38 No.76373

Choke mymy with chud necklace

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 16:27:01 No.76382

pretty good although her face looks a little weird. het mouth is way too far from her nose

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 16:39:05 No.76386

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got bored so i edited it with msp i love the jarty btw

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 16:59:31 No.76387

Chris Chan.

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 04:30:57 No.76526

True and honest

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confession thread Zaryan 03/12/25 (Wed) 18:12:47 No.68513 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

https://zellig.straw.page/ >stole idea from schlog award
confess your zins in the strawpage o algo (dont post here [[[they]]] see your post history)
and change your typing style too because i will probably recognize it

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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 21:32:00 No.76458

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i love her too mayaGOD thats wonderful but sometimes i wonder if i should heal or become even more insane

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 21:43:27 No.76459

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every single day i think of maya
when i brush my teeth i think of maya
when i take a shower i think of maya
when i eat breakfast i think of maya
this neverending conscious stream of thought keeps me sane

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 22:37:03 No.76462

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>>76459
>every single day i think of maya
>when i wake up i think of maya
> when i make my coffee i think of maya
>when i take my shower i think of maya
>when i eat breakfast i think of maya
>when i brush my teeth i think of maya
>when i go to work i think of maya
>when i eat lunch i think of maya
>when i when i finish work i think of maya
>when i go home i think of maya
>when i when i make dinner i think of maya
>when i take a shower i think of maya
>when i brush my teeth i think of maya
>when i go to bed i think of maya
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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 22:54:42 No.76463

>>76462
i look like that and say that

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 02:44:15 No.76499

>>76459
i, too, think of maya when i do things maya never does

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Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 19:13:21 No.75909 [Reply]

Do you think they put down the family cat because of Coco?

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Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 00:16:23 No.76481

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>even the artificial intelligence thinks Maya is a nigger

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 00:17:20 No.76482

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Makoto Shinkai better

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 00:19:23 No.76485

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>the AI made Maya darker than the actual nigger, Cleo

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 00:33:50 No.76487

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>PLEASE MASSA I'LL APPEAR IN MORE ILLUSTRATIONS PLEASE JUST STOP THE WHIP MASSA!
<WORD WITTER, ANDERS HOE KAN IK JE AAN DE CHUDS VERKOPEN?

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 02:13:22 No.76496

>>76487
gem

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Zaryan 04/10/25 (Thu) 19:37:38 No.75915 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Zaryans, do you ever dream about killing women? which one of the zellig sisters do you think would the the most fun to murder? beating Maya to death would be thrilling, just punch her until you bash her skull in. she's like a walking punching bag. but my favorite is Mymy. there are so many things you can do to her. i want to rip her tongue out and wrap my hands tightly around her neck to listen to her gurgles. just yank a handful of her hair right off her scalp and sniff it

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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 18:41:15 No.76401

>>76058
Aryan women can beat any jeet man thoughbeit

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 23:53:35 No.76470

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>Why beat an Aryan women when you can just fuck them senseless, especially Coco

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 00:00:33 No.76472

>>76465
Jeet thinks xe can beat Coco with his inferior strength 🥀🥀🥀 sybau 🥷er u pmo sm icl

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 00:03:40 No.76474

Total women death
My dream is to kidnap a foid just to tie her to a tree in the middle of nowhere and make the police and family go search for her, thinking she's still alive, to maximize their suffering.

Zaryan 04/13/25 (Sun) 00:20:45 No.76486

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>>76470

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Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 07:03:34 No.76039 [Reply]

What movie do you think they watched?

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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 05:04:17 No.76223

>>76222
Nite-Nite.

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 05:07:13 No.76224

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>>76222
I like reading to what you share though. I also write a lotta wordswordswords every now and then, so I look onto tohers to hopefully know more about them.
>oh my hecking extrovert #fakecel

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 05:32:09 No.76226

>>76223
good night chuddy or zaryan or something
>>76224
wholesome eslerald thanks! i wish the best for you buddy!

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 10:25:21 No.76260

>>76215
>consistently makes worst posts on the site award

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 18:42:53 No.76402

>>76039
Mymy acting out her Captain Koek fanfiction with xer pillow (extremely autistic)

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GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Zaryan 07/18/24 (Thu) 06:45:12 No.32496 [Reply]

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Zaryan 12/12/24 (Thu) 19:02:00 No.51155

>>51154
>Save the frogs and post them in this thread the next week.
Nice try frogkike

Zaryan 12/12/24 (Thu) 19:03:22 No.51157

>>51155
remember zaryans, never tell publicly which frogs you embed

Zaryan 12/12/24 (Thu) 19:05:19 No.51158

>>51155
It can be the next month. Let's see how many frogs we can spread.

Zaryan 01/11/25 (Sat) 23:10:44 No.56397

upgem >>32496

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 17:32:39 No.76393

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 13:57:32 No.76325 [Reply]

I-is that… A MALE ZWART!?!?!?

OH NEEEEE!!!!!

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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 14:20:45 No.76341

Imagine being 31 and making coco racebait jokes here

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 14:34:13 No.76343

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>AND THEN…. I POSTED COCO BBCBAIT…

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 14:40:34 No.76344

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>being 31 and making coco racebait jokes

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 16:11:32 No.76369

>>76325
Unfunny

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 16:15:39 No.76371

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Grimm predicted the meme.

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Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 03:55:03 No.76014 [Reply]

There were already warning signs, and her parents never worried. Anime destroys lives.

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Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 06:11:12 No.76030

>>76014
Maya love anime because she is yuri love for her sister Mymy

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 06:22:38 No.76035

>>76030
Yuriniggers stink

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 07:26:58 No.76047

>>76014
The warning signs were already there because by that age the sisters would have already arrived. Little Maya simply decided that she'd rather spend her time elsewhere than around those two, she probably would have turned out "normally" if it weren't for them

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 08:13:00 No.76054

>>76047
As usual, half Indonesian, half chink, half jeet Mutt blames xer Japsterdam and Aryan sisters for ineptness and incompetent social life

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 16:09:44 No.76367

tranime destroys people, others fix people like me, either way blame those faggot xisters because it's funny

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Zaryan 02/02/24 (Fri) 00:12:52 No.8684 [Reply]

Does anyone know if Massa was the one who drew the flashback art? They're the best part of all the deels, in my opinion.

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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 02:23:42 No.76206

>>8687
their bodies look fucking weird specially their necks and arms

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 02:24:05 No.76207

The yuriniggers still lost btw

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 04:40:14 No.76220

>>8684
the one and only evidence of mymy x kiki

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 07:04:06 No.76229

>>76220
Even doe Massa heckin deboonks Mmymy x Kiki in the lore document

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 11:54:32 No.76300

>>76229
>muh massa
>muh deboonks
<massa cancelled the show, so it's canon that mymy x kiki is real

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Zaryan 04/09/25 (Wed) 06:55:53 No.75528 [Reply]

Hello lads. Have a good day and remember Jesus loves you. Godbless zelligbros!

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Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 03:21:55 No.76209

MODS SEND THIS THREAD AND ALL IT'S POSTERS BACK TO /BRAPBANT/ RIGHT NOOOOOOW

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 03:24:11 No.76210

>>76208
We shoudl ways pray for our brothers in persecuted areas, and pray that they may keep on sharing the Gospel no matter what happens in life.
"Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." (Matthew 5:10)

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 03:26:52 No.76211

>>76208
Yes, you're right. Here in the west they know they simply start killing us, so they persecute us with words, and bombard us with sins, and invent destructive ideologies all in the name of "progress". Here, it's mind games rather than massacre. I'm just dissolutioned with the world at this point. No matter what government, ideology, or country, it is ripe with the serpent of Babylons' lies'. Except that of course, the church, but even it, wether Orthodox, Catholic, or Protestant, it has corruption. But humans aren't perfect, an Jesus said not even the gates of hell could prevail against his church.

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 03:30:17 No.76212

>>76210
I suppose if I read my bible every day, opposed than to let it collect dust (and apply it's words) I probably wouldn't deal with so much despair, right?

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 10:29:28 No.76262

>>76211
It's good to feel disillusioned with the world, it means you are not of the world.

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Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 01:16:35 No.75995 [Reply]

What was Zoey even reading?

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Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 18:27:09 No.76130

>>76129
Massa try to not add some faggy reference challenge (impossible)

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 18:30:39 No.76131

you know zelligbros, I'm starting to think Massa isn't a far-right dutch ultra nationalist.

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 18:38:45 No.76134

>>76131
You need more doses of meds evidently

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 01:37:48 No.76197

The Industrial Society and It's Future

Zaryan 04/12/25 (Sat) 08:29:45 No.76240

>>76197
Obsessed polish fan of the Ted award

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The Zews. Zaryan 01/17/25 (Fri) 00:20:38 No.57275 [Reply]

>Zaryans are K-z's chosen posters
>Don't show the soyim what's written on the Zalmud
>You can't make fun of a certain tribe of posters but they can do it back, who are they?
>They promote open borders for other imageboard but not for their own, who are they?
>Cool it down with the antizelligtism, soyim.
>Stop noticing soyim.
>He has double imageboardship but says he is a 'jakker when he needs to shill NAS somewhere else, who is it?
>How come Zaryans are only 2% of the entire population of the soysphere but own 95% of the gems?
>Oy zey! You should let the frogposters on your 'board! It's the only way that the Sharty will survive!
>My fellow soyteens
>My fellow 'jakkers
>Frogposting doesn't happen on the Sharty, but it should and this is why you deserve it and why it's a good thing
>Actually Froot banned 6 ongezillion zelligposters during the /qa/cause
>No, you can't check the archives, that's a bannable offense
>Oy zey, look at this new website I have made: it's called gekoloniseerd.com!
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Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 17:40:22 No.76115

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I look like this

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 17:46:58 No.76116

>When the Zaryan zins too much, he may take a reelcattle and project all of his zins onto him, then beat him to death to be free of zin
We should be doing this

Zaryan 04/11/25 (Fri) 18:03:33 No.76121

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