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Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 04:00:41 No.131762 [Reply]

Will it be possible to improve Ongezellig with the highest possible image and sound quality?

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Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 13:06:12 No.131789

>>131762
isn't Ongezellig in HD doe

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 13:30:05 No.131791

>>131787
>you need to split ongezellig into 6 parts
I have good news for you…

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 13:44:57 No.131792

>>131791
Sweetheart each part is more than 5 minutes

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 00:42:48 No.131821

>>131762
We have a VHS version of Ongezellig, I'd like to see that version too.

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 01:10:43 No.131824

>>131821
do this

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Zaryan 04/27/26 (Mon) 22:46:49 No.131012 [Reply]

What the Hell do the Background characters Say in this scene

In know Kiki's but thats it

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Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 13:52:36 No.131426

>>131383
kys namefag

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 13:55:49 No.131428

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>>131383
This is bullshit go fuck yourself namenigger

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 14:02:53 No.131431

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>>131383
fixed

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 00:55:29 No.131822

>>131012
Many people don't know this fact, but if you listen carefully you can hear Mymy's voice.

Zaryan 05/07/26 (Thu) 01:04:49 No.131823

>>131134
incredible, new best girl.

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zeggle devlog zelligfanx 12/12/25 (Fri) 12:06:51 No.117581 [Reply]

hey, still here
this is where ill be posting zeggle updates from now on
you can ask me questions or suggest new features to add
for nucacas zeggle is peggle but with zellings and made in scratch
>UPDATE SPACE
what was added since the last update:
- the game logo
- a new song
- level saving and loading
- a new sound system to prevent sounds clashing
>UPDATE SPACE
in the zarty version you will be able to set custom songs and backgrounds for your levels
also there will be a dynamically updating list of featured user created levels
more on that when the game comes out

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Zaryan 12/20/25 (Sat) 05:24:23 No.118210

>>117972
this is so zemmy zelligfanx you will go to heaven

Zaryan 12/28/25 (Sun) 22:30:46 No.119113

>>117581
where is the link

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 18:54:25 No.131808

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>>119113
>>117581
where's the link

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 19:32:45 No.131813

>>117581
Most importantly, will he add the menu music easter egg where you get a special ending when you play the opening few measures of Ik Ben Get Mar?

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 23:29:35 No.131816

>>131808
When OP comes back from niggerhell he'll post it

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Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 01:55:37 No.131753 [Reply]

Post spergeralds

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Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 15:37:11 No.131801

I thought it was a bait because it says "he" and the girls are… girls, and Vera is female too, and each of them gets mad in the scene, so again I thought it was all about them being trans and shit. But then I watched to the end and then disappointed in my sense of humor. Or rather in that if the author of that spergstone.

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 15:58:22 No.131802

>post brim general

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 18:58:08 No.131809

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>>131753
Aryantist from Autismborea. Heres my oc character to compensate.

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 19:30:51 No.131812

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>>131809
>gacha

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 22:19:43 No.131814

>>131812
A foid made it therefore its straight zaryan!

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/art/ - general Zaryan 01/04/24 (Thu) 04:56:15 No.66229 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Here is a thread, dedicated to the craftsmenship of art. Post your drawings here and share techniques/books/tips that you think may be useful.

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Roland 05/03/26 (Sun) 06:37:46 No.131377

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Agents Of Fortune Cookies.

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 06:45:27 No.131378

>>131377
gem

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 02:23:30 No.131757

>>86068
Reminder

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 02:24:54 No.131758

>>131757
I hope she's playing the sims4 and making friends online

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 13:47:25 No.131793

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>she's holding cards with peter Scully, the pedo flag and porn on it

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Nu copypasta just dropped Zaryan 02/07/26 (Sat) 02:50:13 No.123697 [Reply]

JSID ALREADY

I was thinking that Ongezellig would die a peaceful death after its cancellation in 2024. If only I knew how wrong I really was. As soon as I caught wind of how popular it had become on shitstagram and chinktok I was infuriated, to the point of wanting to smash my belongings I bought and paid for. Ongezellig was MY niche internet autism show. It was so unknown that I could reference it and nobody would ever know. I really do miss those times. What has transpired can be best summed up by an idiom I like to use on the regular. These people are beating a dead horse. Ongezellig is a rotting corpse, it has been for nearly 2 years. At this point, not much but bone is left. A good ending would have been that the show faded into obscurity, with a few obsessed autists continuing to profess their obsession over it to anyone online who would listen. Sadly it couldn't go that way. For some unfortunate reason, the demonic, neuron-frying algorithms of normie social media decided that it would be a splendid idea to push Ongezellig to the masses. Here we are, it's 2026 and every Ongezellig community I once took an interest in has undergone a great replacement of sorts. I refuse to even look at the zarty anymore, but last time I was there, the site was rampant with disgustingly new chinktok and shitstagram immigrants. It was sickening. This disgusts me even thinking about it to this day. Why couldn't Ongezellig die the death it deserved?

This brings me to the video posted by OP. If Ongezellig is popular enough on these platforms that it would be viable to make a MARKETABLE PLUSHIE of Mymy, then Ongezellig is beyond too far gone. Just. Fucking. Shut. It. Down. Already.

To anyone who has discovered Ongezellig in the last year and a half, I urge you to give up your obsession and let ongezellig wither away how it was supposed to.

Perhaps my previous request was too harsh. I ask that anyone who posts about Ongezellig on platforms such as Instagram, Tiktok and the like to CEASE YOUR OPERATION IMMEDIATELY. I do not hold any resentment to you or anyone like you. I truly do hope you find something else to channel your autistic obsession into, but please, let Ongezellig stay on imageboards, where it rightfully belongs.

Thank you and good day.

(https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/942979.html#q943918)

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Zaryan 02/10/26 (Tue) 11:07:06 No.123989

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>>123988

Zaryan 02/10/26 (Tue) 15:48:32 No.124012

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>>123989

Zaryan 02/10/26 (Tue) 21:25:29 No.124020

i blame writerfail or however their clittyleak was just some bs excuse to not use this dnb site anymore

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 01:20:28 No.131749

>>123697
He was right…

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 01:23:47 No.131750

>>131749
i was rooting for him, till he said he wanted to have sex with mymy and sucked the weabfag's cock off

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Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 00:59:58 No.131745 [Reply]

Absolute esl

Zaryan 05/06/26 (Wed) 01:03:30 No.131747

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>>131745
>me is writings el book that will definetly be finshed. just ignore that me is 14 and havings schools, because we's all know that writerfails is writings very fast with hims goings to school o algo
kek. just kek.

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my niggerlicious fancomic Zaryan 06/21/25 (Sat) 11:13:25 No.92329 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

howdy fellers, here's another zellig comic that'll probably end up as DNB fan project #1488. enjoy this troonslop carbon copy of sprunki for the next couple of days

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Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 21:32:33 No.131165

>>131162
aren't spoilers with stars/asterisks

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 21:43:29 No.131166

>>131165
*whoops*

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 21:43:50 No.131167

fuck my dnb life

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 20:00:19 No.131730

>>92329
The "niggerlicous" fancomic turned out to me the most aryan zem seen in years.

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 22:08:08 No.131742

>>131162
Oh brother, this guy is straight from REDDIT

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Mayamails animation collab Zaryan 11/19/24 (Tue) 14:11:29 No.66986 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

since Zoot refuses to do a Mayamail animation collab, I'm making a thread for us to do it ourselves, how are we going to coordinate this Zaryans?

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Zaryan 07/27/25 (Sun) 12:19:32 No.99093

>>99078
Whatever you say Mr Snopes
>>99080
Thinking about it, not like I didn't do it before

Yfke fan 10/06/25 (Mon) 13:54:58 No.110481

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MYEAH.

Zaryan 04/10/26 (Fri) 19:26:11 No.129445

upstein

Zaryan 04/10/26 (Fri) 19:31:20 No.129446

>>129445
Gummy bump

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 18:29:21 No.131726

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>mayamails

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Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 08:02:04 No.131384 [Reply]

What subreddits would the zelligs use?

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Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 16:58:16 No.131712

>>131690
why does "she" have a tail?

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:10:31 No.131714

>>131712
100% chance she will die childless

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:30:38 No.131718

>>131709
india was aryan first ahh post.
>>131711
americans are obsessed or americans are ignorant these are mutually exclusive things.

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:36:48 No.131719

>>131718
Amerisharts are ignorantly obsessed

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:53:45 No.131721

>>131719
no such thing, you're the one who's obsessed.

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forgetting Zaryan 11/14/25 (Fri) 14:04:22 No.115454 [Reply]

sometimes I forget that Ilse is a kike girl

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Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 14:42:00 No.131685

>>131625
who is the good jew?

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 14:45:48 No.131686

>>131685
Ilse Frank

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 14:46:56 No.131687

>>131685
(You)

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 14:47:27 No.131688

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>>131686
Yay :D

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 17:15:05 No.131715

>>131688
She's the only Jew(ess) that wouldn't go to Auschwits

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Schoppenboer's Schooling Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 03:14:07 No.131364 [Reply]

what were the Schoppenboer's Schooling like?
I think Maya and Coco would have gone Basicschool then VMBO, but I don't really know about Mymy maybe Basicschool and maybe HAVO, she's seems to do better then her sisters in school, but I don't live in the Netherlands so I don't really know how school progresses in the netherlands. but this is just my thoughs

so basically
Maya:Basicschool, then VMBO
Coco:Basicschool, then VMVO
Mymy:Basicschool, then HAVO, cause Willem III van Oranje

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Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 00:24:14 No.131530

Bro how is maya able to hold her own in vwo when she's depressed? Vwo requires real study discipline. I fell from vwo to vmbo because i was a lazy cunt

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 00:26:55 No.131531

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>vwo vmbo dis blud be speaking like fucking kakarot 🥀
>care to speak in aave ebonics so I can understand ts

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 21:25:38 No.131640

>>131530

Most likely a plot point for a future story. That and quite a few liberties were taken with the student body, one of which is bLACK and two others whom look like they're on drugs.

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 11:06:54 No.131666

>>131364
a real zaryan would know they will all finish the school of BVMO

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 12:37:24 No.131672

>>131666
gem

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Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 16:09:33 No.131313 [Reply]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wN12ZvkyWM8GyGseznPyXcudoGTcSw5E/view
can someone summarize this? its the "ongezellig screenplay" by a redditfag cdog, and i am very certain it's coal because the ending has maya playing with dolls and making them kiss while she masturbates (im fairly sure she's masturbating) or something
i am also confident it might have been made using AI because this a quote from it:

"Mymy slowly opens the door.

Beat."

and no fucking human on the planet unironically uses "beat" to emphasize a moment of silence, only unfeeling clankers. (okay it uses beat a lot but it never uses it like this, which only makes the ai argument even stronger as it's probably a hallucination that this faggot didnt catch because hes a fat slob who doesn't write his own shit
it also does that stupid thing where it does multiple one word sentences in a way nobody would ever write, like here

"Eight arms. Folded. With Dignity."

so yeah im not wasting my time with this clankerslop

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Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 09:18:46 No.131565

>>131313
im all for ongezellig content but i cant be the only one who thinks a 150 page fanfic "screenplay for a movie with no movie" is lame and gay as fuck

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 09:31:42 No.131567

>>131565
It's made by a redditard with dubious skin color and IQ, what do you expect

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 21:22:34 No.131639

>>131313
post this as a pdf o algo instead of trying to fish for emails

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 00:34:47 No.131657

>>131639
i cant geg
redditfags are slfs who wont let their shit be downloaded

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 11:48:48 No.131670

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>My guy it's not my problem if you don't want to open this Jewgle docs instead of using a normal file extension that is also secure and does the same job
>It's the [current year] who cares about opsec!

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Zaryan 09/01/24 (Sun) 09:21:57 No.37453 [Reply]

What would you do?

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Zaryan 11/10/25 (Mon) 11:18:01 No.115076

>>112863
zem

Zaryan 04/13/26 (Mon) 12:17:07 No.129953

>>112933
Gemmy

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 22:04:52 No.131648

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Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 22:41:10 No.131650

>>131648
It's ANON!! But also seriously how did xhe only shoot like one German lady and harass a kebab shop

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 04:31:11 No.131659

>>131650
He was nervous and the boomer lady was retarded, so she messed with him while he was in a bad mood. Yeah.

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Brainrot AI Agugu Video Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 08:58:28 No.131556 [Reply]

Made a brainrot video of how Agugu got to the Netherlands.
https://files.catbox.moe/bo25tr.mp4

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Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 21:38:29 No.131642

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Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 21:39:18 No.131643

>>131642
Send the agugu is a pedo dogwhistle image

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 21:39:35 No.131644

>>131642
I'm more aware now

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 21:39:49 No.131645

>>131643
evendoe some shemmycuck jartycuck shartycuck niggercuck made it or however i boogie my man

Zaryan 05/05/26 (Tue) 00:11:03 No.131654

>>131642
This is agugu is zoal

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Zaryan 12/30/23 (Sat) 16:43:18 No.6363 [Reply]

new 'assa
https://files.catbox.moe/bfinua.mp4

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Zaryan 12/08/25 (Mon) 02:45:20 No.117341

>>117315
he was so keyed bros…

Zaryan 12/08/25 (Mon) 09:27:35 No.117344

>>117315
>Massa before Foenkie raped him

Zaryan 12/15/25 (Mon) 23:59:26 No.117874

bump

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 22:03:41 No.131647

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MOONBUMP!

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 22:59:11 No.131651

>>131647
Gemmy

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Monthly Themed Zellig Art Zaryan 09/02/25 (Tue) 05:54:30 No.105315 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Theme for September 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND CHURCH >>105498
Theme for October 2025 - ONGEZELLIG AND MUSIC >>109864
Theme for November 2025 - ONGEZELLIG MOVIE SCENES >>114166
Theme for December 2025 - ONGEZELLIG THROUGH HISTORY >>117001
Theme for January 2026 - ONGEZELLIG PROPAGANDA >>119859
Theme for February 2026 - ONGEZELLIG MAGIC >>123605
Theme for March 2026 - ONGEZELLIG AT WORK >>126300
Theme for April 2026 - ONGEZELLIG BRAINROT >>128761
Theme for May 2026 - FORMAL ONGEZELLIG >>131507
<
I don’t know if something like this has already been done on the zarty but I thought a monthly art project might be a fun community event. We could suggest topics, themes, characters, etc. that we want to see or make and then vote on a google poll in the first few days of the month. Then throughout the rest of the month we’d post art related to the poll winning theme. It would be fun to see different zaryans’ takes on a prompt.
Or something.

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Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 23:47:38 No.131525

>>131522
We did multiple choice for a few of the first polls but I thought ranking was good to let people have a say even if their 1st choice was far behind

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 23:55:53 No.131527

>>131521
If nothing else, I’ll be making something, but I would like more of my fellow amateurs and beginners to make stuff so this thread isn’t basically just assignments for the drawGODs, which is something I’ve always wanted to avoid. Also “art” isn’t just limited to drawings.

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 09:00:52 No.131560

My late entry for April here >>131556

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 14:14:56 No.131593

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>>131507
I made a quick Oekaki
>>131521
BLEED

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 16:39:42 No.131617

>>131593
‘kaki gem

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Zaryan 12/28/25 (Sun) 06:46:38 No.119036 [Reply]

<you should put a little more HEART into your posts! ❤️
>HOLY SHIT, WHY IS THIS HEART SO FUCKING HUGE?? WHY DOES IT HAVE A FACE???? WHY AM I HOLDING IT, WHAT THE FUCK???????

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Zaryan 12/28/25 (Sun) 06:54:01 No.119039

gem

Zaryan 12/28/25 (Sun) 07:07:56 No.119041

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Zaryan 12/28/25 (Sun) 12:27:25 No.119051

>>119036
AI gemerald

Zaryan 12/28/25 (Sun) 12:29:09 No.119052

>>119036
zemmy

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 13:28:03 No.131588

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>>119036
Facts

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Zaryan 02/07/26 (Sat) 14:18:57 No.123713 [Reply]

Chuddies are usin 3rd world slave labor to make soy culture plushies and you're blackpilling?

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Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 21:20:24 No.131489

>>131487
He said that all of those who violate the Mymy plush shall be boiled in hellish excrement

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 22:11:03 No.131508

>>131481
There's a circle of niggerhell for these people

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 10:38:31 No.131580

>>131322
supply and demand, my good goyim.

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:30:25 No.131585

>>131580
He should make a BBC plush that would be in high demand methinks

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 11:34:40 No.131586

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>When are we getting Coco merchandise?

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/coco/ general Zaryan 05/28/24 (Tue) 22:02:44 No.25500 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Post Coco images

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Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 22:57:45 No.131518

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Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 23:40:50 No.131524

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>Mhh yes yes what do we have here?
<It looks to be a stylized image of Coco in a bikini!
>And the artstyle! Could it be…
<That's soylementary BBCson, of course it's xhim!

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 04:04:16 No.131549

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>>131524

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 06:37:56 No.131550

>racebait under cocoposts
I'm not gonna feel nostalgic for this.

Zaryan 05/04/26 (Mon) 07:03:38 No.131552

>>131550
Evendoe the cuckedson was posted under a 'quote

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troonadachi life Zaryan 04/22/26 (Wed) 19:11:20 No.130656 [Reply]

playing the most zogslopped soytendo approved life simulator with no features and freedom award
suggest who i should add to zarty island

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Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 12:09:23 No.131203

>>131197
A quote that failed by every metric

Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 12:17:22 No.131207

>>131203
*a quote that won in every metric

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 22:49:06 No.131514

Add Pingas man

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 22:51:52 No.131516

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>Add Pingas man

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 23:33:20 No.131520

>>131516
Don't make me add a giga to this one too

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Zaryan 02/21/26 (Sat) 21:53:14 No.125352 [Reply]

Forgot to mention this earlier but both Zoot and 'zellig appear in front of this half a million views video
https://youtu.be/oMmidmD7FQk
As much as I hate this foid for talking about our little stupid funny bearded men she points out (correctly) that soys are dying mostly because of the introduction of awards/slopjaks and general usage by the lowest common denominator and that the next most likely meme is something so detached from the original point of soyjaks that it might as well be something of its own

Zaryan 02/21/26 (Sat) 22:00:40 No.125360

>>125352
Timestamps are 1:03:08 and 1:03:18 btw

Zaryan 02/25/26 (Wed) 03:17:51 No.125668

All of those people on that poster yet still no Pingas man

Zaryan 02/25/26 (Wed) 04:03:01 No.125674

>>125668
Elite zellig knowledge now, yet here we are, Zoot and us on that video

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 22:42:45 No.131510

>>125668
>>125668
Nevermind, look under PPP. It technically counts as a Pingas man appearance.

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 22:43:29 No.131511

It is also near a yfke jak

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massa sucks at writing Zaryan 04/05/26 (Sun) 18:22:31 No.128880 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

i was looking on the 'ru and saw these friend books that piss me off so much. here's my spergerald why:
<redditspace
Coco:
>I am good at: I don't want to brag
Bullshit. Have you ever met a humble 8 year old?
>I don't like: Wasting time
I sincerly doubt that any child would be concerned about something as insignificant to them as time
>Animal: Turritopsis Dohrnii
and
>What I want to be when I grow up: Very old
Are incredibly unsubtle in what it's trying to say. <Coco lost her parents! So she's like, le scared of death! So, she'd like thing that live forever and she'd like, wanna live forever!
Change her animal to something more realistic, as with all of the animals in South Africa, I doubt a child would pick something as ugly as a jellyfish. Change what she wants to be to something like a nurse or a vet, which shows she's always liked helping people (which is realistic!!!)
It's really, really on the nose.
Overall with this one: Very on the nose, and doesn't feel like a child wrote this.
<Redditspace
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 18:43:11 No.131461

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>>129916
updated with modern profiles or something

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 18:45:29 No.131462

>>131461
also Maya has a 5.6 average which is 0.1 above passing GEG

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 18:56:20 No.131463

>>129219
i think this is xer idealizing the past and not an actual memory

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 19:31:35 No.131476

>>131461
can someone whos esl as hell translate this please

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 21:43:39 No.131491

It says that maya is the ebodiment of the "sixes culture" (5.5 is the minimum to not fail and people want 6 to stay safe, basically saying she's doing the bare minimum to not fail her classes)

Mymy is a megalomaniac with a napoleoncomplex and the teacher says she really hates the kid. But she's also weak against bottles

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Zaryan 06/18/25 (Wed) 21:37:44 No.91817 [Reply]

Where's /co/ raid?

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Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 02:43:33 No.131361

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>NOOOOO THESE HECKIN' ZOOMER ZOGLES ARE SPAMMING MY PORN STASH! HOW WI-
>Oh wait I'll just appeal to their dogma and tell them to not link porn threads that will SURELY work!

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 02:44:09 No.131362

Also learn how to spam 'nb, 4clitties leak at the sight of dead niggers and it stays up on sudearchive

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 08:35:22 No.131389

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>Anonymous 05/03/26(Sun)10:58:22 No.153506777▶
>>>153482586 #
>Exactly. It's an autistic fanfiction not related to the real plot or characters and it just skinsuits their faces and outfits to churn out slop for ad revenue. So fucking soulless.
>Of course Gen Alpha cucktok retards from shitholes love it because they wouldn't know kino if it slapped the tablet out of their hands

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 08:35:59 No.131390

>>131389
This is about Yanaslop if you don't get it

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 15:58:47 No.131447

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stupid nigger award

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poke 05/03/26 (Sun) 14:41:54 No.131439 [Reply]

Oh yeah, now I'll have a new chevron on my bulletproof vest.

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 14:45:35 No.131441

>>131439
can I have one?

Zaryan 05/03/26 (Sun) 16:50:04 No.131454

Kill yourself zigger antifa

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Zaryan 04/29/26 (Wed) 23:23:09 No.131116 [Reply]

I'm watching Piet Piraat - Zwaart Van Zilvertand! Kiki's soul demands me to!!!

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Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 20:23:29 No.131142

Marge what is that

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 20:39:15 No.131157

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>>131142
A movie about a pirate, who takes care of lost children or something, seems like a movie Kiki would watch.

if you want to read more:
https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Piraat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Piraat

Link to film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZn0hGhgft8
(if anyone has a better video please release it here, or the episodes)

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 20:43:08 No.131160

>>131157
Could be gemmy to redraw the MC as Kiki though it would need to be slightly chuddy as to not become immediate dust once someone reposts it outside of here

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 20:43:49 No.131161

>>131160
maybe,

Shellyrally 05/03/26 (Sun) 07:22:14 No.131381

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Scary kiki

Zaryan 04/17/26 (Fri) 21:48:27 No.130266 [Reply]

A 2nd Yana animation has just hit the tube

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Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:13:58 No.131168

I'd be much more forgiving of OC characters and questionable references if it had a higher production value than a Newgrounds flash animation from 2003.

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 22:36:54 No.131169

>>131168
That's because the average age of the Yana tranny poster is like 11

Zaryan 04/30/26 (Thu) 23:29:35 No.131174

>>131169
The average estimated age is single digit tho

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:13:36 No.131339

>>130266
this is dogshit, coal maker and onion nigger need to jsid instead of producing concentrated sulphur that looks like a 7 year old made it on newgrounds 25 years ago while not trying to wake up his mom.

Bleak times for Zaryans when this is the liveliest and most prolific "fan project" on the 'ube.

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 22:22:45 No.131346

>>131339
Sulphur le bad evendoe it's useful for second sector industries and chemical reactions

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Zaryan 04/16/26 (Thu) 03:42:58 No.130105 [Reply]

Nusois, the video link here is lost media. If anyone has a local copy of it, please post it ITT.
>Wayback Machine
Not available
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fC93wLwQG0

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Zaryan 04/17/26 (Fri) 17:22:48 No.130246

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>>130105
I have to test something. and something in drenthe

Zaryan 04/18/26 (Sat) 14:51:25 No.130327

>>130126 proves >>130120 roght

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:04:53 No.131334

>>130246
archiving this zem lmao

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:10:22 No.131337

>>130246
>>130105
>>130106
testing

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:12:05 No.131338

>>131337
>Unable to download anything from this URL.

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Zaryan 05/01/26 (Fri) 15:55:37 No.131229 [Reply]

Oh look we made it big again

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Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 16:02:19 No.131312

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>>>131299 (You)
>Go back to tiktok newnigger

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 19:56:08 No.131330

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>Goku reaction images

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 19:59:50 No.131331

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>>131273
i would love to wear a shirt that says "we're so back"

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:05:03 No.131335

>>131331
We should print it out and sell it just like the zellig plushies

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 20:09:43 No.131336

>>131335
you should

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Zaryan 04/24/26 (Fri) 04:14:53 No.130750 [Reply]

I think an interesting love interest for the sisters would be something like
>Maya zoggles over some brannigger chud who hates her because she's a mutt but doesn't know the extent due to limited contact. She only likes him because he's a spergcel loner and brushes off the chuddiness
>Said chud choggles over Mymy because he's either too retarded to know a she's jap and/or lurked enough physiometry threads to know but thinks she's #BLEACHED enough anyway. Ironically Mymy thinks he's too mutty and uncultured for being an American exchange student and they are rivals as a result. They pretty much mutually bully each other and larp battle but nophono but them care
>Coco doesn't like him for saying nigger in class or something but has sympathy because some lore reason like his dad died in a DUI in Knoxville TN in June of 2013. He obviously wants to bag that but thinks she's a retard bimbo stacy that's out of his league or however the grapes are sour
This is my idea for Rens as a character but you will NOT self insert okay?

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Zaryan 04/28/26 (Tue) 16:57:51 No.131045

I don't even know what's that bad about this thread. I shouldn't have brought up my trannynigger headcannon of what character it could be but I still think the idea is cool

Zaryan 04/28/26 (Tue) 22:36:20 No.131077

>>131045
It's bad because it destroyed the clitties of everyone with oldfag dysphoria

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 13:25:37 No.131303

Their love interests will be well adjusted Dutch boys and not niggers or self inserts

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 13:33:32 No.131306

>>131303
Tsmt

Zaryan 05/02/26 (Sat) 13:39:31 No.131307

>>131303
I'm a transracial dutch boy btw