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Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8C

Happy birthday Maya…
I'm full of love.
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 No.40149

>>40077
total truecel death

 No.42159

bump
reminder that coco is a monster

 No.42160

sage
reminder that coco is a saint

 No.42161

truthnuke above me

 No.42162

>>42159
I've read it and don't get why. Explain please.

 No.42163

>>42162
The fakecel mind could never comprehend this

 No.42164

>>42163
Where is explanation, I even said "please". That's how you treat your zelligbro on your favourite dutch trannime board?

 No.42165

>>42162
He's coping.

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 No.42173

>>42166
I'm the author, in that reply I was trying to say that Coco is that perfect and empathetic so Maya had to punish xerself feeling guilty

 No.42184

>>42162
its implied multiple times that coco is a schizo bitch that abuses maya and beats her up

 No.42185

>>42184
>inb4 someone says that she's an angel and could never hurt a fly

 No.42186

>>42184
what? where? I only seen that she cares about Maya, even if she's kinda obsessive sometimes.

 No.42187

>>42186
read again and you'll see

 No.42188

>>42184
maya is a paranoid and spiteful retard who thinks everyone is working against her, of course she would assume coco would beat her without any evidence to support it

 No.42189

>>42188
>Coco literally attempts to kill Maya
>Oh well then! Coco wouldn't surely lay a hand on Maya!
Negative IQ award

 No.42190

>>42189
she apologizes after doey
would maya have apologized after doing something like that?

 No.42191

>>42190
Mald incoming

 No.42192

>>42190
>If you try to kill someone but later apologize that makes it ok
You could climb the fucking Everest with these mental gymnastics
>>42191
Geg

 No.42193

>>42192
would you not react impulsively if someone insulted you over your dead parents

 No.42194

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>>42193
>Attempted murder is…. LE EXCUSABLE!
>Saying something slightly mean is…. LE BAD!!!
If that's the case fuck this yellow bitch, TCD

 No.42195

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>>42193
my wife coco is perfect but she can't help being a woman…

 No.42196

>>42188
yeah bro it's totally paranoia, it's just a case that the implication is there only for coco and not for anyone else and that it gets confirmed in the cartoon
cocofags deserve the rope

 No.42197

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 No.42198

>>42194
cocofags literally think like the niggers they are
>whitey called me by my name, i now must murder him in cold blood!

 No.42200

>>42197
Holy mother of DO THIS.
If Coco has a million haters, then I'm one of them.
If Coco has one hater, then I'M THAT ONE.
If Coco has no haters, then I'm dead.

 No.42201

>>42198
She does come from Africa and subsequently shares the nigger genes of destroying shit for no reason, being a 90 IQ retard and threatening people over nothing.

 No.42202

>>42201
dont forget about telegony too. there is evidence that women get DNA from the men who pump and dump them, just like there is plenty of evidence that coco fucks niggers. you do the math.

 No.42203

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coco sisa sisa coco coco sisa sisa coco built for bic

 No.42204

>>42202
believes in bs award

 No.42225

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>>42201
Coco is 100% pure european colonizer, she barely has a single kaffer ancestor, and her real ancestors were the most successful TND enthusiasts this world has ever seen after all.
>Lissen up zoyim aldoebeit coco is weite she is actually 90IQ gorilla
I wonder why didn't you say “oy vey” in the end
>>42202
Judepedo award
>>42203
<Bruin nuknok larper stop gooning to my aryan sister of zoiets

 No.45549

>>39502
i’d like to see an adolescent psychologist analyze this text

 No.45550

>>45549
>Diagnosis: depression
What do you expect him to say?

 No.45551

>>45549
But doctor BWCauci already has done it

 No.45647

Rape coco in front of maya(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.45648

>>45647
Another shitalian defeat.

 No.45654

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Coco is best girl, btw

 No.45655

>>45654
GTFO normalnigger, this 'board is only for TRVECEL ZARYANS

 No.45657

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>>45655
It´s so over …

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 No.119503

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I made a new translation of the Maya mails with the help of AI, or something of the sort.
<Powered by Gemini 3 Pro Space
I made some edits here or there I feIt were necessary to make it flow a little better and seem a little more understandable as to what was going on. I tried to format it similarly to how the pastebin was, but I didn't bother with matching how certain words were capitalized, as the AI decided whether to fix that or not. I could do it, but it's late and I'm a tired little fuck to do that rn.
<SNCA SPACE
Happy New Year Zaryans

 No.119762

>>119503
man this makes me feel really bad for maya

 No.119768

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>>119503
Another AI win

 No.119769

>>119762
She did this to herself

 No.119802

>>119769
So true

 No.119890

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>Mayamail #12

>Monday, April 8th


>I think I’ve found where god puts the files he wants to delete but the recycle bin is full.


>remember that personality test I took back in December? well, boredom is a dangerous drug and I made the mistake of clicking the "Home" button on that website.


>I ended up in a place called the ‘party’.


>it’s… it’s like looking into a kaleidoscope made of vomit and hatred.


>it’s just page after page of these crudely drawn bald men screaming with their mouths open. I think they’re called "soyjaks." tens of thousands of them. some are eating bugs, some are crying, some are just incomprehensible scribbles.


>and the people posting there? the "soyteens"? I am 99% sure they are not human beings. they speak in a language that looks like english but feels like a stroke. they keep yelling about "gems" and "coal" and "brimstone."


>if I understand their hieroglyphics correctly:

>gem = something good (rare)
>coal = something trash (everything else)

>I spent four hours scrolling. FOUR HOURS. I couldn't look away. It’s like watching a car crash, but the car is full of clowns and the clowns are on fire and screaming racial slurs that haven't been used since the 1800s.


>it makes me feel… strangely at home?


>not because I like them. god no. they are repulsive. but they are so deeply, profoundly unhinged and disgusting. they take the ugliest parts of humanity and just… amplify it until it’s absurd.


>I saw a thread where someone posted a picture of their messy room and everyone just replied with drawings of guys hanging themselves.


>Coco would look at this site and probably faint or call the police. She lives in a world of Instagram filters and "good vibes." This place is the anti-vibe. It is the void.


>Pippi, on the other hand… I swear to god, if Pippi knew how to use a computer for anything other than watching reruns of Fabeltjeskrant, she would be their queen. She is a living, breathing soyjak. She screams, she’s irrational, and she has zero social awareness. I almost showed it to her, but I was afraid she’d learn new words that would get us evicted from the country.


>I feel like my brain is rotting. I can feel the gray matter turning into sludge.


>I saw a drawing of a soyjak looking in a mirror and crying.


>"NAS," the caption said. "Never A Soyjak." (I think? or maybe "Not A Soyjak"?)


>I looked in the mirror after closing the tab.


>I look like death. My eyes are sunken because of the "fasting" (down to 36kg, dizzy all the time now). My hair is greasy.


>I’m not a soyjak. I’m just coal.


>I bookmarked the site.


<asked Gemini what Maya's experience browsing sharty would be award.

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 No.119914

>>119890
Such a fucking gem it actually made me cry tears of joy from how Shakespeare this shit is

 No.124382

>>119890
vve need to resurrect writerfail and continue xhis gem o algo



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