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 No.27654[Reply]

<wordswordswords START ARCHIVING EVERYTHING FROM MASSA BEFORE ADS FUCK WITH EVERYTHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What this means?
An ad in-video is technologically indistinguishable from the content you've requested. Meaning if you actively try and download it directly, you VVILL possibly get ads injected into the downloaded video too.
Why should I care?
Massa has 3 channels up, and if those videos get compromised with ads then that is a big no-no for active archiving and preservation. Considering this dude is possibly dying as well, it should be of utmost importance to archive every video Massa has made in case shit hits the fan and he ends up delete fucking EVERYTHING.
How do I archive?
Your best tools are gonna be yt-dlp and ffmpeg; former is for downloading videos, latter is for file conversions. (Honorary mention goes to archive.today & ghostarchive for general webpage saving)
>yt-dlp: https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp
>ffmpeg: https://ffmpeg.org/
>archive.today: https://archive.today/
>ghostarchive: https://ghostarchive.org/
Thread on the Kiwi Farms for a quick crash course on using the commands for yt-dlp: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/archival-tools.6561/
And if you really do NOT have the storage space on your computer to save his videos, there is always preservetube which will save the video + video descriptions, titles and channel name, however it will only save in 720p or 360p depending on how long it is.
preservetube: https://preservetube.com/
Massa also has an archive.org page for his deleted shit in case you want to download stuff from there locally (and you should because Internet Archive is pozzed and VVILL delete shit if somebody requests it): Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.27683

>>27680
Xis BWC addiction is taking its toll

 No.27686

>>27683
seriously doe

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 No.36633

bump

 No.36637

>>36633
>necrobumped it even doe its a nothingburger



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 No.36417[Reply]

>"wasted precious time of my life on a 'zellig game award"
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 No.36420

>>36419
omgsisu

 No.36438

>>36419
OMGSISA

 No.36443

>wasted precious time of your life as if that's not what most people do with most of their time anyways

 No.36587

what games this

 No.36611




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 No.36357[Reply]

Ziggers are now Zeggers
Because ziggers are left-right russians and Zeggers are trannies and niggers from xitter, bleddit and DA'COOOOOOOORD.
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 No.36452

>>36451
you're not fooling anyone, xitter larper

 No.36545

Mymy is so fucking cute

 No.36559

>>36357
mymy looks like a MLP character in this image, lol

 No.36560

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>>36559
everyone knows hes a trvebrqny

 No.36568

>>36559
>he doesn't know



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 No.36557[Reply]

NAHHHHHHH R/ZELLIG HAS GONE FERALJAK IN OHIO. WHAT 10 YEARS OF NO DEELS DOES TO A SUBREDDIT

 No.36563

Dox hoxitran and make xim delete the sub NOW MY PERSONAL ARMY

 No.36566

Why is her hand red

 No.36567

>>36566
Why is her arm missing?



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 No.36538[Reply]

>ack or something

 No.36539

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Not my sisa…..



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 No.8821[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

IT'S ACTUALLY OVER FOR REAL THIS TIME
https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

A new petje update released a couple of minutes ago. After "The combination of a burnout, a new life stage, a difficult pitch phase, a limited support and a successful side" and 4 years, Massa is cancelling the monthly ongezellig illustrations, and with it, any and all potential for more ongezellig content whatsoever.

<Thank you again to everyone who contributed. I hope you are still happy with the results that you have been able to make true. Remember, Ongezellig not as a failed pilot, but as a successful short film.
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 No.36501

>>36500
as long as it'd have to invent new words to describe what i feel after reading your post yeah it's very interesting actually

 No.36505

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>>36498
And by the way im not 4cuck /co/ immigrant, I was on zarty when it opened, we were gemmier and sharty's /qa/ was ours until Massa cancelled this show. As zarty's veteran I tell you that we must have fun here until the end.
>>36500
Tsmt, let's do something nice for him instead of waiting for his perish (However, I still hate him for abandoning his fans like that).

 No.36506

>>36504
What kind of project you mean? Just wish Massa a good luck and happy life in his email.

 No.36513

>>36505
Too late nigger. I posted the thread on /raid/ so your zoot's gonna pwn your zoomertroon ass.

 No.36514

>>36513
*Thread link



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 No.34955[Reply]

mymy
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 No.34961

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maya

 No.34977

The zem that made all of the 'teens seethe

 No.34985

fuck this shit, Mymy's delicious flat chest is better than this cowslop

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 No.36469

>>34985
i agree



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 No.34799[Reply]

This is Mymy’s VA btw

I did it even know she had a Xitter https://x.com/_yuripurin?s=21&t=tPU0epm9VzYuP6WmvYHrBQ
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 No.34950

>>34853
>>34855
unironically do this
the zarty will shut down in september anyway, we gotta shoot our shot o algo

 No.36045

>>34950
snopes verified?

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 No.36049

>>36048
meds and sproke, it's not getting closed

 No.36462

OMGSISA



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 No.36100[Reply]

Drawing of my beautiful wife dressed as my favorite pest exterminator

 No.36461

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>ok cool nice art



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 No.6500[Reply]

What would her personality be like?

 No.6502

probably like mymy but less autismo

 No.6553

asian mommy dommy

 No.6554

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 No.36110

up

 No.36460

>>6553
this so much this



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 No.27714[Reply]


(translated to english)

Santiago Martín in conversation with Mass Grave
Name: Mass grave
Place of residence: Roermond, 1994
Born: Roermond
Horoscope: Aries
Education: Currently 6th year Atheneum
Occupation: Student
Comics:
Dirkjan: hilarious, Dutch, attractive drawing style and not dependent on satire and current events.
Sequential Art, a British webcomic that has everything: humor, style, character and cat/squirrel girls.
Juul's comics on StripSter. Always something to look forward to on Saturdays.
Music:
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 No.35664

>>35662
Put this on our wiki instead

 No.35665

>>35662
Put this on our wiki instead

 No.35715

>>35665
Actual better idea of zoiets ty for mogging me

 No.35716

>>35715
Just copy the whole page from soyjak wiki and nobody would notice it

 No.36457

og link?



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 No.36297[Reply]

Is there a lore reason why Maya's parents didn't give birth to another child but were able to adopt 2 girls? Does he have erectile dysfunction?
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 No.36330

>>36325
He's working in the brimstone mines, poor man is forced to spent whole days on the froot's sharty.

 No.36331

>>36329
Thanks For the Name, You son of a bitch.

 No.36388

>>36314
erm bleaching is based

 No.36392

>>36388
HIRYK

 No.36411

>>36329
RetardGODS win



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 No.36248[Reply]

i have 40gb of unique zellig images
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 No.36316

>>36296
>truthnOke

 No.36345

what are you, upscaling them to 8k? I refuse to believe theres so many zellig images existing that would add up to 40gb

 No.36346

>>36345
TSMT, only viable explanation, 5gb of all content is more realistic even including nsfw. I think Zoot say on one thread the whole board is like 40gb or so.

 No.36348

>>36345
There's probably videos and AI audio included too saar
Along with /co/ shit that's not brimstone porn

 No.36350

>>36345
>12465 files
>~3 mib per file



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 No.36219[Reply]

what a dead nigger of a website
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 No.36224

>>36223
nuzartycaca shitted up with citing

 No.36225

36224
gringo award

 No.36309

what a live aryan of a website

 No.36313

>>36219
i think hoplessposters need to die

 No.36340

What an alive aryan website



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 No.6711[Reply]

New 'stone just dropped

 No.6714

>>6711
New variant to defeat Cobsom

 No.6715

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>>6714
<IK BEN GOD HIER.

 No.36108

up

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 No.35955[Reply]

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 No.36183

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>no I'm just a nigger

 No.36212

This could be perfectly the jimmy arc in gta 5

 No.36220

op here im a nazi femboy :3

 No.36270

Xhe removed all xis zellig related media

 No.36273

>>36270
Another one bites the dust



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 No.36138[Reply]

>IT'S DA PEEEEESSSSTTTTSSSS
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 No.36142

>>36138
marge

 No.36143

Accurate depiction because he's a fucking clown

 No.36148

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>we pests are zaryans

 No.36196

>>36138
it's funny how 'teens speak in random bits of english stitched together and cut apart yet le hardcore dutch fans' clitties start leaking when you butcher muh precious dutch language just by saying 'zellig

 No.36200

bumping this coal



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 No.36103[Reply]

Here’s my attempt at creating our perfect orange tulip in Crusader Kings 3. The next step is annexation of Belgium and gaining independence from the HRE.
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 No.36115

Xhe looks somewhat tranny kek

 No.36119

>>36103
CK3 is trooncore. Real gamers only play CK2

 No.36151

>>36119
>[slop i dont like] is trooncore. Real gamers (like me) only play [slop i like]

 No.36152

>>36119
CK2 is trooncore. Real gamers only play with themselves

 No.36154

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>[slop i dont like] is trooncore. Real gamers (like me) only play [slop i like]



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 No.34948[Reply]

If the Zarty does get shut down, why don’t we all just move back to /qa/?
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 No.36079

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 No.36083

>>36079
>didn't sage
sage

 No.36084

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 No.18374[Reply]

Is there a canon weight of all characters? I know they have their height said somewhere but do they have the weight defined?
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 No.18440

>>18378
nigga I know a bitch who is taller and fatter than coco and she's ~65kg. they're all skinny bitches, drop at least 5 kilos off each of em and make vera 20 because of her smoking-induced hollow bones.

 No.18469

>>18440
Muscles weight more than fat THOUGH

 No.18505

>>18386
Dutch height genes.

 No.36107

up

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 No.12887[Reply]

Maya smoking da ZAZA

 No.12892

Bombaclaat

 No.36109

up



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 No.35915[Reply]

Probably because I am a genuine schizo and a retarded loser, but Mymy has genuinely made my life better. I started going to the gym around 8 months ago. I have cut out a lot of unhealthy shit from my diet. I have been meditating every day to help clear my mind of sin. Anytime I am in a situation when im being a lazy fucking bastard I think "What would Mymy say to me" and she would say "Get your fucking faggot loser ass up!" Kill mymyabusers. Behead mymyabusers.

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 No.35926

>>35915 glad to see zaryans in the gym, theres no reason to be unfit as a male

 No.36098

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SAME! I love her so much

 No.36104

>>36098
truth mymy is gift



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 No.1287[Reply]

We should get this guy to do a chudbob version of the zellig girls, or something. Dude seems to have the editing skillz for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c7zlMQpW68
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 No.36067

>>35996
maybe the necrobumping but fortunately I have no sexual attraction to a 16 year old school girl

 No.36069

>>35977
Love yourself aryanbumping cocoDEITY

 No.36071

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>>>35996
>maybe the necrobumping but fortunately I have no sexual attraction to a 16 year old school girl

 No.36091

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>>>36071
>>>>>>35996
>>maybe the necrobumping but fortunately I have no sexual attraction to a 16 year old school girl

 No.36094

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>>36091
fail quote



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 No.36000[Reply]

Howdy sigmas
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 No.36053

>>36050
then sit there lol
>>36051
this geg

 No.36055

>>36051
if so, then we are the same
Shemmy is cool but Zarty is better

 No.36062

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Twice the shemmy's pph btw

 No.36066

>>36062
Geg, shemmydeities uses our site, i guess

 No.36085

>>36062
What site



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 No.35899[Reply]

I stole their GET GEEEEEEEEG.
https://www.28chan.org/board/a/res/666.html
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 No.35911

>>35910
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

 No.35912

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nah blud they mad ahhh hell

 No.35913

>>35912
L rizz ahh vibes

 No.35951

>>35910
what thread?

 No.35952

>>35951
nvm found it

good job king



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 No.35916[Reply]

 No.35917

File: 1723783045483.jpg (131.82 KB, 870x1024, 1705105056845862.jpg)

NAS win albeit, but still, Zaryans literally cannot stop winning

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 No.35924

>>35916
GEMERALD I KNEEL

 No.35943

applause



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 No.35873[Reply]

SAVE SOYZELLIG.PARTY
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 No.35928

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>>35875
But what we are undestanding as gooning?
Is this simple masturbation once a day or two a week or is it stroking dick for 8 hours everyday?

 No.35929

>>35928
Any and all sexual self-pleasuring, in this context, is gooning.

 No.35932

>>35928
sexual stuff is for making babies so masturbating is a selfish sin which some consider to be really bad sins, in a way its worse than having casual sex because at least casual sex could result in a baby.
i remember reading about this in an old christian book but they worded it much better than me

 No.35934

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>But what we are understanding as gooning?

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 No.21988[Reply]

i love fans
i love the feeling of a fan blowing at my skin, and also the sound is very calm and relaxing
for like, 5 years now i havent been able to get a good nights sleep without a fan on
i got a brand new one the other day and im happier than ever

(no this isnt a fetish, i just really like fans)
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 No.22082

up

 No.22167

>>22023
gemmy

 No.35790

File: 1723748690762.png (799.01 KB, 800x1132, GTOVumyWcAAchyW.png)

i love fans too i always have mine running 24/7 im addicted to white noise

 No.35794

>>35790
Glistening Gemstone 💎

 No.35898

>>35790
Cringe daydreaming BRIMSTONE



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 No.35498[Reply]

Now. Who amongst you is an edger, and who is a gooner?
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 No.35825

>>35823
I guess I could. The reason I don't is just because people seem to hate namefags

 No.35826

>>35824
we can tell its u doe

 No.35827

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>>35825
It's called avatarfag, it's practically the same as namefag

 No.35828

>>35824
He recognized me from the way I type or maybe from the GDL poster. Not from my IP. I use a VPN anyway so my IP changes multiple times a day

 No.35858

>/zellig/ pph rise thanks to shemmyDEITIES after shemmy's /zellig/ is locked
Another zarty win



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 No.35806[Reply]

i look retarded

joe

 No.35831

are you a man or woman



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